matty healy talking sh*t for 6 minutes

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  • čas přidán 5. 12. 2019
  • just matty healy talking shit for 6 minutes (& george daniel being 100% done)

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  • @kittybax5450
    @kittybax5450 Před 4 lety +2435

    I hate matty healy he is a small smelly man

    • @charl5413
      @charl5413 Před 4 lety +19

      kitty bax you are stupid cat.

    • @kittybax5450
      @kittybax5450 Před 4 lety +116

      I am being deadly serious I despise him

    • @moonwitch6799
      @moonwitch6799 Před 4 lety +31

      kitty bax gen then why are u here? Lmao gtfo jealous loser

    • @robertpattinstyles1520
      @robertpattinstyles1520 Před 4 lety +35

      lmao sis got pinned :3

    • @kittybax5450
      @kittybax5450 Před 4 lety +3

      @@robertpattinstyles1520 everyone deserves to know the truth

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 Před 4 lety +2176

    "i like cheap stuff a lot of the time"
    *immediately cuts to airpods*

  • @sydneymadison3623
    @sydneymadison3623 Před 4 lety +2342

    he really said “good song choice mate” at his own concert

  • @mauracallaghan5229
    @mauracallaghan5229 Před 4 lety +1432

    never condone violence... pARMA ViOlets

  • @FrankieHarley
    @FrankieHarley Před 4 lety +1592

    "you're like adele"
    "jesus"

  • @alexcraft7548
    @alexcraft7548 Před 4 lety +869

    WHAT IF IVE GOT AN EADACHE

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 Před 4 lety +2104

    HE NAMED HIS DOG *ALAN*

    • @isabella3971
      @isabella3971 Před 4 lety +38

      yepisuredolikecats his name is actually Allen but idk why he pronounces it like Alan

    • @lucyhaylett4582
      @lucyhaylett4582 Před 4 lety +12

      Isa T. E. Cause of his accent

    • @user77797
      @user77797 Před 4 lety +6

      still that’s a beautiful dog name

    • @LemonSte
      @LemonSte Před 4 lety +20

      @@isabella3971 How the fuck do YOU pronounce Allen lmao my grandad's name was Allen and it sounds the same as Alan. It's just a different spelling...

    • @colourfulsouls
      @colourfulsouls Před 4 lety +5

      His new dog is called mayhem (a black dog, forget what breed but a massive one) I saw it in a quarantine interview with him✌🏼🖤🎶

  • @malloryb21
    @malloryb21 Před 4 lety +3372

    everything that comes out of this mans mouth is incoherent

    • @discoyeti162
      @discoyeti162  Před 4 lety +65

      honestly, same

    • @stanconnorstan4266
      @stanconnorstan4266 Před 4 lety +23

      It makes one hundred percent to me

    • @colleen_marie
      @colleen_marie Před 4 lety +33

      It’s honestly shocking how many fake deep quotes he has put to his name

    • @avabiermann2522
      @avabiermann2522 Před 4 lety +8

      Especially his vocals but we love him

    • @femaleserialkiller
      @femaleserialkiller Před 4 lety +24

      idk he makes perfect sense to me lmao not to mention his abortion speech which was *chefs kiss*

  • @cathowe2208
    @cathowe2208 Před 4 lety +750

    When he started spittin the alphabet backwards

  • @trylousbliss7880
    @trylousbliss7880 Před 4 lety +391

    In conclusion: WHAT IF I GOT LIKE AN E D A C H E

  • @alexcassidy441
    @alexcassidy441 Před 4 lety +246

    Shut up talkin - Matthew Healy

  • @tashaazmi4380
    @tashaazmi4380 Před 4 lety +275

    “bollocks” i love that part 😂😂😂

  • @omelettou6891
    @omelettou6891 Před 4 lety +723

    matty with straight hair is killing me and not in a good way

  • @eden7821
    @eden7821 Před 4 lety +456

    The fact that his dogs name is Allen kills me 💀😂😂😂

  • @Gayredheadbitch94
    @Gayredheadbitch94 Před 4 lety +726

    I am both fascinated and confused by Matty's mentality, it's a real conflict. I'd love to sit down with him and have a conversation, truly pick at his mind, yet I'm worried about the other stupid stuff that goes on in there

    • @figgettit
      @figgettit Před rokem +11

      Fascination can have a short half life. Think of slime, or pigeons. There are many things that are instantly fascinating and then immediately just annoying.

  • @eatplastiic5518
    @eatplastiic5518 Před 4 lety +630

    1:17 if my boyfriend proposed to me in front of Matty I would kill him as far as Matty knows I'm S I N G L E

    • @Rachel-pj5pw
      @Rachel-pj5pw Před 2 lety +36

      The biggest mood in the entire comment section honestly. The boyfriend probably took one look at Matty and knew he needed to establish dominance somehow. XD

    • @madisonleigh333
      @madisonleigh333 Před rokem +1

      Lmaaaoo YES EXACTLY! 🤣
      I feel seen and understood

    • @LeMaDo1470
      @LeMaDo1470 Před rokem

      I’m dead 😂

    • @itserinx
      @itserinx Před rokem

      S A M E

  • @gianna42
    @gianna42 Před 4 lety +300

    ‪any party - nightmare overrated get me outta there thanks very much see u later i’m goin ome. especially not a surprise. wot if i’ve got like an edache‬

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 Před 2 lety +89

    Him with a middle part is a cursed image.

  • @espi11
    @espi11 Před 4 lety +78

    why did i first read this title as "matty healy talking sh*t for 6 months straight"

    • @PLAGUE-KARM
      @PLAGUE-KARM Před 3 lety +3

      You’re saying that as if that isn’t how the lead up to NOACF was-

  • @rebecca4568
    @rebecca4568 Před 4 lety +853

    "I do make art THaNk yOu vERy mUCH" i love him

  • @hopekelley7465
    @hopekelley7465 Před 4 lety +152

    "im like a tried single mother" OH MY GOD. i simply can't believe his dogs name is allen. i think about it everyday

  • @shelbywinslett5875
    @shelbywinslett5875 Před 4 lety +538

    If anybody has ever been an aries it’s Matthew Healy

    • @ah-ie9dy
      @ah-ie9dy Před 4 lety +37

      Right? Absolute epitome of saying exactly what he's thinking at all times

    • @elstonngunn4193
      @elstonngunn4193 Před 3 lety +6

      Tf is an Aries

    • @elstonngunn4193
      @elstonngunn4193 Před 3 lety +10

      @@BATHS999 stop talking poppycock the hell is a zodiac is it that shit from gravity falls

    • @VenusHotline
      @VenusHotline Před 3 lety +1

      @@elstonngunn4193 "gravity falls" earns you a clap 👏

    • @thegirlwitheeyes1232
      @thegirlwitheeyes1232 Před 2 lety

      @@elstonngunn4193 I'm absolutely DYING that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @NO-fh8wm
    @NO-fh8wm Před 4 lety +116

    Urgh his hair is gorgeous!
    "Never condone violence"

    • @missjul8
      @missjul8 Před 4 lety

      Just simple curly hair, but love Matty tho

  • @sitas9827
    @sitas9827 Před 4 lety +34

    A rabbit who does eggs and is also kinda a fairy and knows jesus

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 Před 2 lety +28

    4:30 I also love how it cut from him saying “I like cheap stuff” to his AirPods.

    • @abbie458
      @abbie458 Před rokem

      And the fact he was saying he likes cheap stuff with a pair of Ray-Bans in his hands 😂

  • @callumwilcox4761
    @callumwilcox4761 Před 3 lety +28

    Thank you. I thoroughly enjoyed this. I will rewatch it this evening

  • @ye6973
    @ye6973 Před rokem +258

    Understanding a guy like Matty isn’t tough at all mainly because i’ve watched a million Liam & Noel Gallagher interviews

    • @anyssamoya1559
      @anyssamoya1559 Před rokem +10

      I've never resonated with a comment so much

    • @theeejits6338
      @theeejits6338 Před rokem +3

      Difference is that noel and Liam are likeable where Matt Healy puts on an act. Noel and liam also make good music

    • @ye6973
      @ye6973 Před rokem +10

      @@theeejits6338 your opinion but Noel isn’t all that likable anymore if you ask me. Matty is a bit much at times but i’ll take him over Noel any day. Liam is just one of the all time great personalities in music

    • @sierramobley8962
      @sierramobley8962 Před rokem

      YES

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 Před rokem +1

      Liam and Noel are plastic hardmen, pair of pussies the pair of them! I never fell for that we're 'ard bollocks, those that really are don't @#£%ing brag about it. Robbie Williams offered to fight Liam for charity and LIAM bottled it haha! Oasis are overrated shite!

  • @Joelyne37
    @Joelyne37 Před 4 lety +150

    ok i just have to say..... this is the best video on the internet hands down hahahaha

  • @gabriellengrvc
    @gabriellengrvc Před 4 lety +77

    this is so adorable aaa

  • @gerardcomics7716
    @gerardcomics7716 Před 4 lety +113

    Swear to god....he’s tryna be a nicer friendlier pop johnny rotten. He’s got the same attitude

    • @danad1090
      @danad1090 Před 4 lety +17

      gerard comics nice and friendly removes any relation to johnny rotten

  • @Jay-kw9mo
    @Jay-kw9mo Před 4 lety +42

    Nobody:
    Matty: B O L L O C K S

  • @karinaion1366
    @karinaion1366 Před 4 lety +35

    i read this as “Matt Helders talking shit for six minutes” and got very confused when i saw Healy

    • @discoyeti162
      @discoyeti162  Před 4 lety +4

      i actually have an am version in my imovie drafts so i think you're seeing the future lmao

  • @livvy5673
    @livvy5673 Před 3 lety +95

    "any party, nightmare, overrated, get me out of there, thanks very much"
    as a young woman with social anxiety I can completely agree.

  • @partyonwayne4
    @partyonwayne4 Před rokem +16

    To be fair, half of these clips he was on some HEAVY drugs 😂

  • @lamppost2237
    @lamppost2237 Před 4 lety +14

    bye mum i’ve got ma fuck sign i’m ready for the concert

  • @soyunlobo08
    @soyunlobo08 Před 4 lety +50

    He’s so beautiful

  • @stranglykarma5537
    @stranglykarma5537 Před 4 lety +2

    I saw these the other week and they were the best

  • @miomiomio56
    @miomiomio56 Před 4 lety +19

    Idk why this was recommended to me but I'm just sitting here thinking wow this man can pull off a LOT of hairstyles!

    • @jebbrock625
      @jebbrock625 Před 4 lety +2

      he is gorgeous, you cant no dmit it. ugh. again, sigh.

    • @figgettit
      @figgettit Před rokem

      And I'm sitting here thinking wow someone thinks he actually pulled any of them off.

  • @RashidasPage
    @RashidasPage Před 4 lety +13

    I’m so glad this got recommend to me 😂😭

  • @lucythomas9791
    @lucythomas9791 Před 4 lety +24

    'i wasnt in a cubicle with leonardo dicaprio, even though that is my dream'

  • @reebelRT
    @reebelRT Před 4 lety +470

    so this is what it's like to hear a hysterical man talking. no wonder I have no friends. matt's good looking and talented and actually has knowledge, while me just straight out garbage... I can watch this all day because it's really essentially hearing me talking

    • @bryson0206
      @bryson0206 Před rokem +6

      girl....

    • @saffronhawkes2587
      @saffronhawkes2587 Před rokem +16

      This is so embarrassing

    • @greenbean2222
      @greenbean2222 Před rokem +1

      Don't expose yourself needlessly by giving into the negative outlook you want to have for yourself, of yourself.

    • @BoxOfCurryos
      @BoxOfCurryos Před rokem

      The only person holding yourself back is you bro. Get out there, get in the gym and start working on getting smarter (start learning math, science or art)

    • @boredathome206
      @boredathome206 Před rokem

      Nothing wrong with just being silly. If other people don't like it, they don't have to watch. They're only watching because of Taylor Swift.

  • @itsmaeday_2105
    @itsmaeday_2105 Před 4 lety +34

    Matty has the chaotic speaking energy Brad Leone has

  • @tanajenner3636
    @tanajenner3636 Před 4 lety +40

    Wot if av got like an edache?

  • @itserinbxtch
    @itserinbxtch Před rokem +4

    I love this man so much ❤

  • @isobel1336
    @isobel1336 Před 4 lety +15

    I’m just gonna tell you straight up... you just made the BEST video on CZcams 😭

  • @vixen7774
    @vixen7774 Před rokem +5

    Watching this to see who myTaylor is with and you know I see the hype he’s so cute and funny😹

  • @MR-nt1bd
    @MR-nt1bd Před 4 lety +13

    matty: fUCK me imAGINE if she said NO what a pISS take that’s be a NIGHTMARE oh GOD.....good song choice mate nice well done
    This man 😭😭

  • @mizuki9807
    @mizuki9807 Před 4 lety +42

    this is hilarious

  • @imsotiredokay
    @imsotiredokay Před rokem +21

    this man is a gift from heaven

  • @DomeLara
    @DomeLara Před rokem +1

    I think this is my new favorite video on youtube

  • @user-yq3vk2gz2k
    @user-yq3vk2gz2k Před 4 lety +33

    I wonder what goes on in his head

  • @legalgal12
    @legalgal12 Před 4 lety +15

    The Easter bunny part was hilarious!! 😂

  • @melonjuice7441
    @melonjuice7441 Před 4 lety +49

    Woht

  • @ember6814
    @ember6814 Před 4 lety +136

    He's genuinely the funniest person I know. A true crackhead

  • @augustsipped
    @augustsipped Před 4 lety +36

    Palma violets

  • @MyJOSE2013
    @MyJOSE2013 Před rokem +6

    I love 💕 this guy's extroverted personality. I like the way he mentions God and Jesus. He is too funny! 🤣

  • @evelynoliveira9447
    @evelynoliveira9447 Před 4 lety +40

    not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for him

  • @Sarah-rw4eo
    @Sarah-rw4eo Před rokem +6

    obsessed with how he just says stuff

  • @moonwitch6799
    @moonwitch6799 Před 4 lety +150

    I literally cannot explain how freakin much I love this man to death

  • @ShadyMilksYoutube
    @ShadyMilksYoutube Před 4 lety +15

    guy: ur head cuts out of the top when u hit the ball
    matty: YOU FUCKING LYYINNNNGGG LEMME SEE

  • @dixoncyyderr
    @dixoncyyderr Před 4 lety +7

    interviewer: "you're like adele."
    matty: fuck that! "IM LIKE JESUS!"

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 Před 3 lety +7

    WOT IF I’VE GOH AN EDÆKE?

  • @tillykitchen4683
    @tillykitchen4683 Před 4 lety +29

    I love Matty cause he talks sh**

  • @elliew7117
    @elliew7117 Před 4 lety +5

    I was waiting for the ‘OI, NUH FIGHTING AT MAH FUCKEN GIG’

  • @ferwoodz
    @ferwoodz Před rokem +1

    He's amazing

  • @ssalas7374
    @ssalas7374 Před 6 dny +1

    5:03 the Easter Bunny 😂

  • @pennyname2756
    @pennyname2756 Před 4 lety +3

    IT’S CLEANER, IS IT????? I HEAR...
    I think I must’ve died in there

  • @yourpalmaxx
    @yourpalmaxx Před 4 lety +5

    4:27 will be my fav clip ever omg

  • @blazehaze233
    @blazehaze233 Před 4 lety +3

    I LOVE THIS JSJSJSJ

  • @bethwilliams6381
    @bethwilliams6381 Před 11 měsíci +3

    How can anyone seriously justify hating him 😂 he’s gorgeous, chaotic and brilliant at what he does… nothing to hate.

    • @unbreakabledeen
      @unbreakabledeen Před 9 měsíci +1

      Malaysia isn't enough

    • @bethwilliams6381
      @bethwilliams6381 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@unbreakabledeen honestly? For me, no. Malaysia isn’t enough. What they did there came from a good place. Maybe the wrong way about it, but a good place nonetheless.

    • @unbreakabledeen
      @unbreakabledeen Před 9 měsíci

      @@bethwilliams6381 he insulted muslims, took it even further by making out with some guy in front of them just to make them feel upset, his band sucks, and he's gay.

    • @marigolden_mariposa
      @marigolden_mariposa Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@unbreakabledeen no place for homophobia. Matty Healy is a piece of shit but him being gay is not the issue. and Malaysian's anti LGBT laws are wrong and need to be ended. but what he did was stupid and probably caused more harm than good. the real issue also is that he screwed over all the workers and didn't give refunds. He's a terrible person it seems. but that has nothing to do with being gay. the gay people of Malaysia deserve better

    • @marigolden_mariposa
      @marigolden_mariposa Před 2 měsíci

      😬 he's a piece of shit so it's easy to hate him. I get why people liked him before they found out though.

  • @arizzona.a
    @arizzona.a Před 4 lety +19

    SHUT UP TALKIN’

  • @isabelhiestand2402
    @isabelhiestand2402 Před 2 lety

    I always come back here

  • @helmutrosendal
    @helmutrosendal Před rokem +1

    i love him

  • @spacemanspiff3039
    @spacemanspiff3039 Před 4 lety +5

    3:17 is my new favorite 5 seconds of internet

  • @aster84855
    @aster84855 Před 4 lety

    i love this

  • @lovisamaanmies2983
    @lovisamaanmies2983 Před rokem +2

    what can i say except i fucking love this man

  • @user-yp8fz2ke2r
    @user-yp8fz2ke2r Před 3 měsíci +1

    I’m in love with him ❤

  • @kvpilots
    @kvpilots Před rokem +3

    I just became a fan three weeks ago. I'm in deep now

  • @kaylol934
    @kaylol934 Před rokem +16

    dude i don’t understand why people don’t get this guy, he’s speaking my freaking language rn

    • @boredathome206
      @boredathome206 Před rokem +3

      Because him dating Taylor Swift got him in the pop news where everyone is offended and decided to gang up and bully him.

  • @randomgaygirl
    @randomgaygirl Před 4 lety +7

    i love him so much omg😂

  • @hibeautym
    @hibeautym Před 4 lety +4

    I love his hair

  • @chanloman
    @chanloman Před 2 lety +1

    i dk why.. this makes me so happy lol

  • @zooeey42
    @zooeey42 Před 3 lety +3

    I went to secondary school with so many matty healys

  • @itsjbb
    @itsjbb Před 4 lety +3

    NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN THE VID AND IM WHEEEZZZINNNNNGGG☠️

  • @kalebcollins5728
    @kalebcollins5728 Před 4 lety +7

    THE LIMP WRIST. HELLO? YES 911.

  • @camskye534
    @camskye534 Před 4 lety +14

    4:17 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

  • @KettiexD
    @KettiexD Před 4 lety +3

    Uhhh am I falling in love right now?? Yes

  • @stephaniew2073
    @stephaniew2073 Před 4 lety +7

    I love him so much 😂😂

  • @ceylonfreak2496
    @ceylonfreak2496 Před rokem +10

    Okay but imagine him and Tyler the creator had a conversation

  • @Trisha-oo7jz
    @Trisha-oo7jz Před 3 lety +26

    I really need Friends in real life who listens to the 1975 & we can laugh our a*s off watching these videos. Really what goes inside his head?

  • @augen_stern000
    @augen_stern000 Před rokem +1

    0:39 thanks for the information 🤪😂

  • @holly289
    @holly289 Před rokem +25

    hes so unhinged i love him

  • @jordanhalladay1249
    @jordanhalladay1249 Před 3 lety +2

    i love this man sm

  • @jac8137
    @jac8137 Před 3 lety +1

    “ShUT UP TALKING” - Matty Healy

  • @humangecko
    @humangecko Před rokem

    I never noticed the timing of the airpods😭🙌🏼

  • @gwoods22
    @gwoods22 Před 4 lety

    SMASHING SUBSCRIBE after that easter bunny bit I'm deceased

  • @imsotiredokay
    @imsotiredokay Před rokem +1

    he's so funny oml

  • @hopeschannel
    @hopeschannel Před 4 lety +6

    friend: let’s go out! me: 3:00

  • @bellasycheva6636
    @bellasycheva6636 Před 3 lety +16

    Honestly I don't understand half of what he's saying but god I love him

  • @ReaMarie
    @ReaMarie Před 4 lety +15

    I freaking love him lord
    GOD IM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM IN MAY

    • @alliemiddleton8764
      @alliemiddleton8764 Před 4 lety +1

      I GET TO SEE HIM IN JUNE

    • @Ellie-eu6eo
      @Ellie-eu6eo Před 4 lety +4

      rip you guys not getting to see him now

    • @ReaMarie
      @ReaMarie Před 4 lety

      @@Ellie-eu6eo it's getting rescheduled thank god. Just not seeing him in May anymore