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How to humanely kill a squid for food/bait.

  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2023

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  • @playzry_qlixi4
    @playzry_qlixi4 Před 10 měsíci +323518

    somewhere in a paralle universe: "this is how you squidanely kill a human"

  • @tako2963
    @tako2963 Před 10 měsíci +33402

    Imagine you’re on death row and the executioner just pulls out his iphone and starts recording a tutorial

    • @ricardocarros
      @ricardocarros Před 10 měsíci +307


    • @johnalo2702
      @johnalo2702 Před 10 měsíci +207

      id kms first

    • @the.most.phycotic.dovakiin
      @the.most.phycotic.dovakiin Před 10 měsíci +97

      Do you think that would be age restricted because to be a witness you have to be 21 but depending on how they do the deed from a kneck stretching to bye-bye juice it could be more or less gory 🤔

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 Před 10 měsíci +47

      @@the.most.phycotic.dovakiin it obviously won't be uploaded to youtube, but it'll instead be recorded on dvd.

    • @sahilshrma15
      @sahilshrma15 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Idk those baghdadis do this, ‘member?

  • @BharatThatsIndia
    @BharatThatsIndia Před 2 měsíci +790

    "How did you die?"
    "Humanely and quickly"

  • @Enzokyu
    @Enzokyu Před 2 měsíci +515

    Bro made the squid lose his n word pass

    • @talentlesscult8968
      @talentlesscult8968 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Underrated comment 💀

    • @chrisfalx3251
      @chrisfalx3251 Před 18 dny +8

      I feel like there’s potential for a good MJ joke here

    • @Enzokyu
      @Enzokyu Před 18 dny +6

      @@chrisfalx3251 Bro did a Michael Jackson

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 Před 12 dny

      That’s why it died

    • @chrisfalx3251
      @chrisfalx3251 Před 5 dny +2

      @@Ysumbruh0 slapped the black outa him

  • @Lol-ul8tn
    @Lol-ul8tn Před 10 měsíci +17596

    “Let me make myself clear” - 🦑

  • @SaikoGame1
    @SaikoGame1 Před 10 měsíci +18589

    squid: "I believe I made myself clear"

  • @BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII
    @BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII Před 2 měsíci +147

    Squidward became michael jackson

  • @Professor_Toothpaste
    @Professor_Toothpaste Před měsícem +52

    Imagine if you were born into this world only to be captured by aliens and film your demise.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 Před 20 dny


    • @Mffromthefuture
      @Mffromthefuture Před 17 dny +5

      They are invertebrates they don't feel pain when they die so it's still good for food

    • @imonitzz
      @imonitzz Před 14 dny

      I fkin hate these comments. I'm not putting myself in an animal's "shoes".

    • @gandalfthegrey2777
      @gandalfthegrey2777 Před 3 dny +1

      Become vegan then

    • @kinya7143
      @kinya7143 Před 2 dny

      @@Mffromthefuture we didn’t think fish felt pain until recently. You never know.

  • @Pandapls
    @Pandapls Před 10 měsíci +42171

    her: “i only date white squids”
    squid: *do it bro*

    • @kylo0053
      @kylo0053 Před 10 měsíci +637


    • @yeehaw8089
      @yeehaw8089 Před 10 měsíci +310

      great comment

    • @Ivory-yb3tf
      @Ivory-yb3tf Před 10 měsíci

      "her" is racist?

    • @kaiwong3930
      @kaiwong3930 Před 10 měsíci +172

      Haha u made my day with that comment

    • @shamanthjoshi9518
      @shamanthjoshi9518 Před 10 měsíci +155

      Bro getting creative with the wildest stuff lol

  • @billyblack3712
    @billyblack3712 Před 10 měsíci +15214

    "Oh sht, I'm disabled! Oh sht, I'm 💀" -Squid

  • @LolcanB
    @LolcanB Před 2 měsíci +335

    The fact that I had to wait only 7 seconds instead of 2 minutes to see the whole point of the video
    Edit: Y’all are ruthless 💀
    Ima have to explain this comment since some of y’all can’t take a joke 💀, This comment was written (2 months ago at the time of this edit) in the perspective that a lot of youtubers drag on videos (which I don’t mind) and make them longer than they need to be because more watch time means more money for them, this video was straight to the point, something you almost never see, even on shorts, so I decided to point it out, make a joke out of it, why not? (In hindsight, probably should have made that more obvious when writing this comment)

    • @LobsterDado
      @LobsterDado Před měsícem +6

      nice pfp

    • @dapro2524
      @dapro2524 Před 27 dny

      tiktok brain

    • @damntravis6056
      @damntravis6056 Před 22 dny

      You are not okay seek help

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol Před 21 dnem +5

      ​@@dapro2524nah videos where they never get to the point should be shamed

    • @user-ge5pg9wi1z
      @user-ge5pg9wi1z Před 19 dny +2

      It used to 15-20 minutes, and I hated those long ass vids

  • @terrytyrannosaurus7354
    @terrytyrannosaurus7354 Před 3 měsíci +243

    That colour swap from Red to White is a clear sign that it's soul left it's body.

    • @memehivefive9852
      @memehivefive9852 Před 3 měsíci +8

      So you've never heard of quartzification?

    • @terrytyrannosaurus7354
      @terrytyrannosaurus7354 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@memehivefive9852 Apparently, no.

    • @memehivefive9852
      @memehivefive9852 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@terrytyrannosaurus7354 I'm just gonna quote someone else in the comments because they will probably explain it better than me.
      Credits to Undistortedlove
      "Squids turn white when they die because of a process called "quartzification". When a squid is killed, the muscles that control the pigment-containing cells called chromatophores relax, causing the cells to shrink and the squid to turn translucent."
      Chromatophores are also the cells that allow squids to change color, which is why a squid just turns plain white when the chromatophores stop working.

    • @terrytyrannosaurus7354
      @terrytyrannosaurus7354 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@memehivefive9852 Welp, so.......my comment was close enough. Also, that was meant to be a joke.

    • @memehivefive9852
      @memehivefive9852 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@terrytyrannosaurus7354 Have you ever heard of the fitness gram pacer test?

  • @CharlieG143
    @CharlieG143 Před 9 měsíci +8411

    It actually changes colour to let you know it's dead. What a thoughtful little creature.

  • @auroraave
    @auroraave Před 10 měsíci +14218

    instructions unclear, i am now taking clarinet lessons from a squid.

  • @ionlylikepreppyvibes
    @ionlylikepreppyvibes Před 23 dny +15

    God:How did you die
    Squid:the kung fu master

  • @user-ub1ue8oc5e
    @user-ub1ue8oc5e Před 5 dny +2

    Bro instantly became Michael Jackson💀

  • @simon_blackquill
    @simon_blackquill Před 10 měsíci +6024

    Squid instantly changed to it's ghost sprite upon being killed.

  • @ratio3d
    @ratio3d Před 10 měsíci +10762

    "So how did you die?"
    "I got karate chopped on the internet"

    • @CasoDoBronx
      @CasoDoBronx Před 10 měsíci +30


    • @princemafia5550
      @princemafia5550 Před 10 měsíci +47

      “ and he didn’t even get it the first time!! Now i bet the comment section is making fun of me”

    • @medina4926
      @medina4926 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@princemafia5550did you not listen to the video ?

    • @abdulwaheed1586
      @abdulwaheed1586 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@princemafia5550 00

    • @Hello-_-4
      @Hello-_-4 Před 10 měsíci +6


  • @bfrog2010
    @bfrog2010 Před 3 dny +3

    SpongeBob learning karate when he works directly with Squidward is making me question things now.

  • @Gun_gorilla
    @Gun_gorilla Před 3 měsíci +15

    Respect for this guy not making the squid suffer

    • @dxvzdoff
      @dxvzdoff Před 7 dny +2

      Funny how you’re wrong

    • @malice5863
      @malice5863 Před 6 dny +1

      ​@@dxvzdoff Even though it wasnt instant, the first hit paralyzed those nerves on the body, so it didnt feel a thing.

    • @dxvzdoff
      @dxvzdoff Před 6 dny +3

      @@malice5863 You can see it extend it's tenticles as if it's screaming in pain, you've just pulled that out of your arse, much of the nerves are still intact and can most definetly feel it, with your logic I can put my arm in a guillotine and not feel anything.

  • @abdulbasitkhan7448
    @abdulbasitkhan7448 Před 10 měsíci +10052

    Best example of "His soul left the body".

  • @lampario2862
    @lampario2862 Před 10 měsíci +74054

    Ah yes, my monthly "how to karate chop a squid" algorithm recommendation

    • @ValTheVillain
      @ValTheVillain Před 10 měsíci +386

      you love to see it

    • @GhostKnight22
      @GhostKnight22 Před 10 měsíci +445

      And they still can't kill it in one go. I've only seen one guy do it

    • @theparadoxisbored6622
      @theparadoxisbored6622 Před 10 měsíci +136

      same here this is starting to freak me out, people draining color out of mfers now lmao.

    • @Kn1ghtRage
      @Kn1ghtRage Před 10 měsíci +21

      It do be like that tho

    • @ghostgamer260
      @ghostgamer260 Před 10 měsíci +19

      You Too to huh 😂

  • @phoenixfire6433
    @phoenixfire6433 Před 3 měsíci +11


  • @agaa6724
    @agaa6724 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Bro its a good technique but I feel so bad for the squid 😭😭😭

  • @MrBoB-li3rb
    @MrBoB-li3rb Před 10 měsíci +6664

    Squidward will be missed, he tried to enjoy his day off.

    • @MFGhostly
      @MFGhostly Před 10 měsíci +57

      Don't worry guys, Squiward is actually an octopus

    • @The_regretting_bug
      @The_regretting_bug Před 10 měsíci +22

      ​​@@MFGhostlywait why the hell would they call him *squid* ward if hes a octopus 😭

    • @MFGhostly
      @MFGhostly Před 10 měsíci

      @@The_regretting_bug idk

    • @Bingus_357
      @Bingus_357 Před 10 měsíci +27

      @@The_regretting_bugcuz they couldn’t think of a good name

    • @The_regretting_bug
      @The_regretting_bug Před 10 měsíci +1

      Fair enough

  • @mynameisusersomething
    @mynameisusersomething Před 10 měsíci +2423

    the squid: “I believe i made myself clear.”

  • @cassettebox77
    @cassettebox77 Před 3 měsíci +16

    The squid really deniggafy himself

  • @GArmy-bz1pv
    @GArmy-bz1pv Před 3 měsíci +11

    Bro just changed his race 💀💀

  • @terson44
    @terson44 Před 10 měsíci +18955

    CZcams: He'll watch anything at this point.

    • @ricktheruler1665
      @ricktheruler1665 Před 10 měsíci +220

      Ay yo 😂 for reals huh dam were in the matrix

    • @Mythical4227
      @Mythical4227 Před 10 měsíci +151

      Same. I’ll never need this information.

    • @tnbrabbit
      @tnbrabbit Před 10 měsíci +110

      One of my favorite comments in all of social media history

    • @thedarkroom6416
      @thedarkroom6416 Před 10 měsíci +10


    • @JustAfruit
      @JustAfruit Před 10 měsíci +9

      I mean yeahhh true

  • @Driipy
    @Driipy Před 10 měsíci +5673

    instructions unclear, i spawned a kraken

    • @Onigiri2211
      @Onigiri2211 Před 9 měsíci +22


    • @gabriel_8371
      @gabriel_8371 Před 9 měsíci +35

      When the comment is better than the actual video

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 Před 9 měsíci +22

      We killing the moonlord tonight!!!🗣🗣💥💥🌕🌕

    • @gageferrill110
      @gageferrill110 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Just chop it and summon Cthulhu, easy instructions

    • @smart99five74
      @smart99five74 Před 9 měsíci +1

      U must,or at least have magicians circle 7 or high to defeat that kraken .

  • @Huskies_kit
    @Huskies_kit Před 3 dny +2

    You in next life: 🦑
    The squid: 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️😜👍

  • @Cosm1c99
    @Cosm1c99 Před 3 měsíci +2

    How to humanely kill squids?
    Proceeds to demonstrate ancient shaolin methods of instant death on a squid only to change its colour.

  • @magdieljapa7298
    @magdieljapa7298 Před 10 měsíci +7622

    SpongeBob: *takes notes for next karate session*

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 Před 10 měsíci +5137

    "This is how you quickly and humanely kill a squid"
    🦑: "Sorry, what?"

  • @ForgingThought
    @ForgingThought Před měsícem +3

    Next squid watching from bucket: "If humane means allowing my mind to remain intact while watching my body being paralyzed I choose torture."

  • @flaminggaming143
    @flaminggaming143 Před 10 měsíci +21616

    Instructions unclear: its now chasing me with a clarinet

    • @ricardocarros
      @ricardocarros Před 10 měsíci +279

      I laughed so hard at this

    • @regularguy5467
      @regularguy5467 Před 10 měsíci +179

      Don’t worry I have the perfect piece of paper

    • @okio-zt6vk
      @okio-zt6vk Před 10 měsíci +65

      ​@@ricardocarrossame I'm dead asf

    • @colleendelaney6955
      @colleendelaney6955 Před 10 měsíci +78

      Grab the clarinet and play B flat 3 times quickly. This should kill it instantly. Be prepared though, because if it doesn’t work, they start chasing with an oboe!

    • @shaneb374
      @shaneb374 Před 10 měsíci +4


  • @alvybar2990
    @alvybar2990 Před 10 měsíci +3570

    Instructions not clear, but the squid sure is.

  • @Mythical_idiot
    @Mythical_idiot Před 2 měsíci +6

    Hey uhh something is wrong with my black friend, he didn't turn white and hes now having a seizure

  • @Abzolutegamingfc
    @Abzolutegamingfc Před měsícem +2

    Squid: "So, I've made myself clear"

  • @ianh7525
    @ianh7525 Před 6 měsíci +15142

    No wonder Squidward keeps his distance from Sandy.

  • @riotdagoat9784
    @riotdagoat9784 Před 9 měsíci +3778

    This makes the fact spongebob knows karate so much more funnier, He could really just end squidwards life but chooses not to

    • @fuqueue7242
      @fuqueue7242 Před 9 měsíci +134

      Gonna be that guy but squidward is actually an octopus. The creators thought octoward didn't sound as appealing.

    • @anglewillams1009
      @anglewillams1009 Před 9 měsíci +31

      @@fuqueue7242yeah they have squids in spongebob and they do not look like squidward lol

    • @anglewillams1009
      @anglewillams1009 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@fuqueue7242well nvm cause there are also octopi that don’t look like squidward

    • @AppleShineWC
      @AppleShineWC Před 9 měsíci +2

      Ugh, you stole my fun fact 😒

    • @user-xd7kv7tw8m
      @user-xd7kv7tw8m Před 9 měsíci

      The same sound effect should be used when SpongeBob chops Squidward see his body shake and flail around 😅😅

  • @Alexel6363
    @Alexel6363 Před 2 měsíci +2


  • @JF997
    @JF997 Před 5 dny +1

    Squid: I came for the massage...
    Also squid: let me tell you something!! Let me tell you something!!!

  • @tanumafilicalebmalietoa9064
    @tanumafilicalebmalietoa9064 Před 10 měsíci +5242

    Cthulhu been real quiet since this dropped

    • @abskhairoun
      @abskhairoun Před 10 měsíci +4

      Sorry what's that?

    • @_t.h.o.mas_yt
      @_t.h.o.mas_yt Před 10 měsíci +41

      ​@@abskhairoun it's a lovecraftian Elder God (if i said that correctly)

    • @brendanbush2174
      @brendanbush2174 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Maybe it makes sense that those fishermen killed him with a boat now

    • @abskhairoun
      @abskhairoun Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@_t.h.o.mas_yt makes sense
      Thanks man

    • @ShourjoTS
      @ShourjoTS Před 10 měsíci +7

      Cthulhu will karate chop the entire universe 💀

  • @kyy.makenziee
    @kyy.makenziee Před 9 měsíci +9318

    bro went from a coca cola to a sprite in 5 seconds

  • @Peter-cx5ej
    @Peter-cx5ej Před 13 dny +1

    Spongebob gonna be wilding💀

  • @ironicalza
    @ironicalza Před 2 měsíci +3

    Cant wait to use this in splatoon

  • @Welsh-Trials-Enduro
    @Welsh-Trials-Enduro Před 10 měsíci +6923

    Bro went from water type to ghost type real quick

  • @noggie3041
    @noggie3041 Před 9 měsíci +7251

    Squidward gonna shit his pants when he see spongebob with them karate gloves

    • @rickwilliamson7396
      @rickwilliamson7396 Před 9 měsíci +102

      Squidward is actually a octopus. They just couldn't come up with a name that sounded good, so they used squidward

    • @mentallyun.stable
      @mentallyun.stable Před 9 měsíci +104

      @@rickwilliamson7396 octavius

    • @Vindido
      @Vindido Před 9 měsíci +7


    • @kadepilkenton2408
      @kadepilkenton2408 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Squidward doesn't wear pants

    • @VulpesAllium
      @VulpesAllium Před 9 měsíci +7

      squidward doesnt even have pants

    @IMMA_DUNK_YO_HOUSE Před 3 dny

    "Harold:JERRY NOO!!!!
    Jerry:Tell my mom i love her!"💀

  • @aadaminecrafter
    @aadaminecrafter Před 2 měsíci +2

    Squid just deniggifyed itself 🗿

  • @CaptainTeach1
    @CaptainTeach1 Před 10 měsíci +4070

    He's in Squid Heaven now

  • @Kat-327
    @Kat-327 Před 10 měsíci +2582

    Squidward ain't messing with sandy no more☠️

  • @JamesWorld58
    @JamesWorld58 Před 6 dny +2

    Feeling it now Squidward

  • @user-mj2xg5gt4u
    @user-mj2xg5gt4u Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love how we feel bad about being able to prey on essentially any animal we choose

    • @Kyle_116
      @Kyle_116 Před 2 měsíci +1

      And the bad feeling only happens when they see where the food came from

    • @Violet-hj2fn
      @Violet-hj2fn Před 2 měsíci +1

      Because humans are sympathetic

  • @zekeggy
    @zekeggy Před 10 měsíci +3957

    does karate once and turns someone into michael jackson

  • @johnpatrickgonzales6598
    @johnpatrickgonzales6598 Před 9 měsíci +2125

    Now you know why Squidward is afraid with Sandy

    • @triancraftrules
      @triancraftrules Před 8 měsíci +17

      NAH 😂

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 Před 8 měsíci +12

      He's an octopus

    • @RickSanchez-qb6kb
      @RickSanchez-qb6kb Před 8 měsíci +46

      ​@@bobtheball5384his name is SQUIDward

    • @RaizarYT
      @RaizarYT Před 8 měsíci +12

      ​@@RickSanchez-qb6kbyeah we know, that doesn't mean anything though, because he is an octopus, it's a fact from the creators themselves

    • @RickSanchez-qb6kb
      @RickSanchez-qb6kb Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@RaizarYT I can't really argue with that

  • @TundraZ3r0
    @TundraZ3r0 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I *PERSONALLY* feel bad for the swuid

  • @holycrap8367
    @holycrap8367 Před dnem

    Instruction unclear, squid chasing me now

  • @DoggoMcDeez
    @DoggoMcDeez Před 10 měsíci +3585

    He was real transparent about that whole situation

  • @derlebkuchen5569
    @derlebkuchen5569 Před 10 měsíci +4792

    This is Bob. He's quite a sweet fellow really. Moments later, Bob is dismembered by the restaurant staff.

    • @-Oli-
      @-Oli- Před 10 měsíci +27

      Sorry for your loss

    • @gamingdragon5566
      @gamingdragon5566 Před 10 měsíci +12

      Lol sorry for youre loss good squid w squid l person

    • @ridkwngridken3863
      @ridkwngridken3863 Před 10 měsíci +6

      So, tasty

    • @amdacool1
      @amdacool1 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Top Gear 🔥🔥🔥

    • @AKiwi
      @AKiwi Před 10 měsíci +3

      our man in 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Jack_Marston05
    @Jack_Marston05 Před měsícem +2

    Squid said "let me make myself clear"

  • @kshaeta
    @kshaeta Před 3 měsíci +2

    Finally, I've been wondering how to do this for so long!

  • @gojiking1695
    @gojiking1695 Před 10 měsíci +2318

    "Sir this is a pet store!"

  • @sultanofakind
    @sultanofakind Před 10 měsíci +4687

    Instructions unclear: the squid's soul got purified and is now teaching me nirvana

  • @ghekkoooobbwayver3818
    @ghekkoooobbwayver3818 Před měsícem +1

    "I don't feel so good mister shark..."

  • @nomyleuser
    @nomyleuser Před 3 měsíci +1

    12,000 years later..
    Squid: this is how you splatanely a human

  • @harshvardhanamle1641
    @harshvardhanamle1641 Před 9 měsíci +5414

    I was that squid , and he was the best chiropractor I have ever met .

  • @rudra_uthsa
    @rudra_uthsa Před 9 měsíci +3145

    Bro deleted his Browsing History before dying

  • @dineshfernando898
    @dineshfernando898 Před 3 měsíci +1

    SpongeBob: Hey where’s Squidward?
    Squidward: 💀

  • @phoenixarizona472
    @phoenixarizona472 Před 2 dny

    There was a huge debate about what Squidward is. He is an octopus with 6 legs

  • @happymystic
    @happymystic Před 10 měsíci +3660

    Squidward has been real quite after this video dropped.

    • @TheRealCoolElho
      @TheRealCoolElho Před 10 měsíci +21

      I 'tride' not to correct your grammar, but it's stronger than me.

    • @AverageCatz
      @AverageCatz Před 10 měsíci +15

      How do people not know how to spell something like quiet

    • @hasisarkar6032
      @hasisarkar6032 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Squidward is an octopus

    • @WYL_1
      @WYL_1 Před 10 měsíci +4


    • @zCloud_9
      @zCloud_9 Před 10 měsíci


  • @user-iz7og4og9y
    @user-iz7og4og9y Před 4 měsíci +14107

    Chiropractors when your card declines:

    • @TheOnlyTaps
      @TheOnlyTaps Před 4 měsíci +48


    • @rahsa8317
      @rahsa8317 Před 4 měsíci +28

      Oh sugars 😂😂😂😂

    • @Sushie26
      @Sushie26 Před 4 měsíci +31

      dude its already 1 am and I can't stop laughing 😂

    • @ninjaslayer9248
      @ninjaslayer9248 Před 4 měsíci +22

      ⁠@@Sushie26damn, when did you start laughing? 12am?

    • @Sushie26
      @Sushie26 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@ninjaslayer9248 Guess?

  • @Zestycow69
    @Zestycow69 Před 2 měsíci +2

    That looks fun for no reason but I would never kill a squid 🦑

  • @kaneidareyue7715
    @kaneidareyue7715 Před 27 dny +1

    At first I think its quite sad but I just remembered how tasty Calamari is.

  • @brandonschultz211
    @brandonschultz211 Před 9 měsíci +5103

    Some famous Chiropractor: “did you feel that?”

  • @maxymorzeszko8344
    @maxymorzeszko8344 Před 7 dny

    Guy- „This is how you humanly hill a squid”
    Squid - „you do what mayne?”

  • @surlo69
    @surlo69 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The squid wanted to die as a free man

  • @chrisjuliano3964
    @chrisjuliano3964 Před 8 měsíci +4262

    "That was instant." That's what happens when you don't have a skull.

    • @YusufSuleiman-kk6fu
      @YusufSuleiman-kk6fu Před 7 měsíci +11


    • @cortneyeverett6927
      @cortneyeverett6927 Před 7 měsíci

      🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸
      The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude.
      Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24
      “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel
      Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth
      Isaiah 14:1
      “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.
      Isaiah 14:2
      “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.”
      2 Esdras 6:9
      “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth

    • @OneJookPlease
      @OneJookPlease Před 7 měsíci +80

      To be fair it doesn’t really need one down in the ocean

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Před 7 měsíci +116

      Common invertebrate L.

    • @TACOCAT_67
      @TACOCAT_67 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoonliterally was gonna say that lol

  • @omgitsruukasu
    @omgitsruukasu Před 9 měsíci +7318

    bro turned into michael jackson

  • @Realbmell
    @Realbmell Před 24 dny +1

    Forget black eye, you gave it green eye😂

  • @fer.j5655
    @fer.j5655 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So that's why Spongebob studies karate: 💀

    • @wini156
      @wini156 Před 3 měsíci


  • @gemball8343
    @gemball8343 Před 10 měsíci +17780

    Instructions unclear, I’m still fighting with the colossal squid.
    Update : I killed it after about 10k chops. The Kraken is up next.

    • @IcePhoen1x694
      @IcePhoen1x694 Před 10 měsíci +234

      Ah yes, the colossal squif

    • @demolitionyt7924
      @demolitionyt7924 Před 10 měsíci +59


    • @dwinandacakrawiguna
      @dwinandacakrawiguna Před 10 měsíci +177

      You need at least 120 strength point to use karate chop on squid

    • @Om-nn2hw
      @Om-nn2hw Před 10 měsíci +61

      You gotta colossal karate chop a colossal squid

    • @SyazwiYouTB
      @SyazwiYouTB Před 10 měsíci +25

      Just karate the eyes!Also make sure to run after that.

  • @refilwemokoene2922
    @refilwemokoene2922 Před 9 měsíci +3617

    Australians be doing Australian things in the most Australian way possible.

    • @celestialknight2339
      @celestialknight2339 Před 9 měsíci +22

      Not true, there wasn’t a 4-foot snake-eating spider wrestling the squid 💀

    • @Pendz2Society
      @Pendz2Society Před 9 měsíci +3

      Like Push Backs

    • @goldengooseedits4386
      @goldengooseedits4386 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@celestialknight23394 foot’s a bit small, mate😂 also we don’t measure in feet here😬

    • @NeonDeion109
      @NeonDeion109 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@goldengooseedits4386a 1.3m spider is small?

    • @BulAGOAT
      @BulAGOAT Před 8 měsíci

      in his example and by his own definition he did it wrong.. poor squid. lmao

  • @natisodum
    @natisodum Před měsícem +1

    Bro really said: Let me be clear

  • @garchauro
    @garchauro Před 3 měsíci +2

    This saddens me to no end... 😢

    • @sparrowanon
      @sparrowanon Před 3 měsíci

      God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth” [Gen 1:26-28]

    • @schizophrenia1
      @schizophrenia1 Před 2 měsíci

      Bruh moment

  • @user-bn5ti3pz5r
    @user-bn5ti3pz5r Před 8 měsíci +6231

    It just lost his n word pass

  • @dribbit0748
    @dribbit0748 Před 10 měsíci +3234

    “I believe ive made myself clear”-the squid probably

  • @Trulygigachad
    @Trulygigachad Před 3 měsíci +1

    That vegan teacher watching this

    @ITZMIKYASWORLD Před 9 dny

    Bro took "let me be clear" to a new level

  • @MAS4JI
    @MAS4JI Před 9 měsíci +3839

    *If I'm ever attacked by a squid in a dark alley . . .*

    • @umutonijennifer4782
      @umutonijennifer4782 Před 9 měsíci +6

      God dats mean 😂😂😂😂

    • @larico2700
      @larico2700 Před 9 měsíci +5

      i literally cried 😂😂😂😂

    • @motivateme5689
      @motivateme5689 Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂but you also

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash Před 9 měsíci +1

      The HOOT I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 Před 9 měsíci +1

      The chances of getting attacked by a squid in a dark and empty alleyway are low, but never zero

  • @samrosa3911
    @samrosa3911 Před 9 měsíci +4036

    Dude gave him back his privilege

    • @dieselexhausted
      @dieselexhausted Před 8 měsíci +54

      I hope next time I seethis comment it has more than 13 likes

    • @samthompson8296
      @samthompson8296 Před 8 měsíci +76

      Took away his college scholarship

    • @PgLangGang
      @PgLangGang Před 8 měsíci +7

      ​@@samthompson8296Get your mom to falsify documents.😂

    • @spooneater9001
      @spooneater9001 Před 8 měsíci +17

      Took away his chance to turn his life around at church

    • @untrue_reality
      @untrue_reality Před 8 měsíci


  • @Unknowncooper850
    @Unknowncooper850 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Him:this is how you kill a squid
    Squid:not ded
    Him:Oh he ded oh he really ded

  • @SadashivaS.N
    @SadashivaS.N Před 3 měsíci +3

    Bro switched teams💀

  • @Caseoso
    @Caseoso Před 10 měsíci +4379

    Haven’t seen squidward in a minute 💀💀💀

    • @itypsyx8397
      @itypsyx8397 Před 10 měsíci +9


      @TYRANNO_INFINITY Před 10 měsíci +9

      Fr bro I need to arrest him for wearing fake jays

    • @xhotica.
      @xhotica. Před 10 měsíci +8

      Squidward is an octopus 😭

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded Před 10 měsíci +1

      Think I just ate his third cousin tbh..

    • @CraazyJoey
      @CraazyJoey Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@xhotica.Sorry but like 😲🤓👆

    @NEGA_SHORTS Před 10 měsíci +3693

    “Quickly and humanely kill a squid”
    Proceeds to karate chop the squids forehead twice

    • @anteeantee8144
      @anteeantee8144 Před 10 měsíci +232

      it was 2 seconds tops
      thats still very humane
      if you just kill the body and leave to head alive
      thats would be inhumane

    • @Bombadilo
      @Bombadilo Před 10 měsíci +49

      Killing isn’t humane

    • @anteeantee8144
      @anteeantee8144 Před 10 měsíci +246

      @@Bombadilo killing animals to eat them is pretty normal and absolute ok in my book
      vegans are the worst
      and yeah its humane and very natural
      but there is a difference between making it quick and shorten the suffering of the animal or dragging it out
      iam no fan of the later one
      if you wanna eat something you should at least have the decency to make it quick

    • @Pyovali
      @Pyovali Před 10 měsíci +72

      ​@@anteeantee8144And killkng animal for self defence is okay too

    • @anteeantee8144
      @anteeantee8144 Před 10 měsíci +16

      @@Pyovali true

  • @turtleshenanigans3954
    @turtleshenanigans3954 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bro was karate chopped so hard he went pale

  • @mateocortanage
    @mateocortanage Před 10 měsíci +3339

    That's why spongebob learned Karate, homie wants it back in blood

  • @doirlyneedauser150
    @doirlyneedauser150 Před 10 měsíci +4263

    CZcams: He'll watch anything now

  • @BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII
    @BippityBoppityQuandaleDingleII Před 2 měsíci +1

    Squidward lost the n word pass 💀💀💀