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somewhere in a paralle universe: "this is how you squidanely kill a human"
Good one 😅
No cause somehow this video still feels wrong
And then they go on to whip the human to death with all their arms.
Never in my life I ever expected someone karate chop a squid to death.
same here but until now my friend.
Same bro this is so random
Never seen that one episode of Spongebob?
the first human to ever do this is a psycho
If Squidward ever catches Spongebob onna bad day.....
SpongeBob does karate
CZcams: He'll watch anything at this point.
Ay yo 😂 for reals huh dam were in the matrix
Same. I’ll never need this information.
One of my favorite comments in all of social media history
I mean yeahhh true
This is how you HUMANELY kill a squid*starts aggressively karate chopping the squid*
Well yeah. He could have flayed it alive.
yеs соrny аss niggа hе соuld’vе just сооkеd it аlivе but hе instеаd quiсkly killеd it
the human race has a lot to answer for.
You want him to kill the squid slowly and gently? You think that's more humane?
“This is how you humanly kill a squid” *literally just karate chops it’s neck*
Apparently they’re not even necessarily dead, it’s a stress response they can recover from it
@Roman Lakesno wayyyy
@Roman Lakesno it's definitely dead
You're missing a very vital word of that sentence
@Akemitsu Suelhe’s HUMANELY dead
Ah yes, my monthly "how to karate chop a squid" algorithm recommendation
you love to see it
And they still can't kill it in one go. I've only seen one guy do it
same here this is starting to freak me out, people draining color out of mfers now lmao.
It do be like that tho
You Too to huh 😂
He was a good squid !! Always positive and happy, we’re definitely going to miss him
His name was Bob and he's going to go with the quadruplets named Jimmy glass, Jeremy glass and Alicia glass. R I P🥺🥺
bro pulled an instant Michael Jackson
It actually changes colour to let you know it's dead. What a thoughtful little creature.
God can be a gigga chad sometimes
@Eden Elise GarciaAll the time
I mean humans do too it just takes a little linger
you know what😮😂
Bro didn t even blink once. What a legend
That’s the last time that squid asks someone to show him their moves.
squid: "I believe I made myself clear"
Good pun 🤣🤣🤣
@Ari i dont get it. squidward?
Clear, as transparent@Quan2k
Killing is killing, there is no such thing humanly kill. Gentle word won’t hide the ugly truth. Just own it.
it’s more humane than what some people do, like that one mukbanger
Bro respectfully killed a squid. What a nice guy
Instructions unclear, I’m still fighting with the colossal squid
Ah yes, the colossal squif
You need at least 120 strength point to use karate chop on squid
You gotta colossal karate chop a colossal squid
Just karate the eyes!Also make sure to run after that.
chiropractors be like:
and this is why you should never give Squidward massage
I just shoot mine with a 357 magnum and its instant
“Let me make myself clear” - 🦑
How to do something humanely. Don't kill something.
what do you eat?
bro eats air
also, if you're vegan, did you know that plants emit ultrasonic screams when killed?
You photosynthesise? Cause no one has ever had a filling meal that didn’t kill 1 animal
"No animals were harmed during the filming of this video"💀👇by pressing this button, you are 👇gonna make my day🤗✨️
Nah, ain't pressing that
Imagine you’re on death row and the executioner just pulls out his iphone and starts recording a tutorial
id kms first
Do you think that would be age restricted because to be a witness you have to be 21 but depending on how they do the deed from a kneck stretching to bye-bye juice it could be more or less gory 🤔
@Micah Gorman it obviously won't be uploaded to youtube, but it'll instead be recorded on dvd.
Idk those baghdadis do this, ‘member?
The things squid nightmares are made of.
The squid didnt die, it simply changed its avatar.
Squid instantly changed to it's ghost sprite upon being killed.
Nice one 😂
Squid WardType: WaterTera: Ghost
I love Ghost Squid Sprite
@TXSTDMMY delicious 😋
“He’s quite a sweet fellow really, I think I’ll call him Bob!” - James May
Mojang should start taking notes....
her: “i only date white squids”squid: *do it bro*
Haha u made my day with that comment
Bro getting creative with the wildest stuff lol
If this guy ever sees a giant squid he better run
"Bro used Karate Chop""It's Super Effective!"
Squidward has been real quite after this video dropped.
I 'tride' not to correct your grammar, but it's stronger than me.
How do people not know how to spell something like quiet
@AverageCatzits typing not spelling.. not everyone uses autocorrect so it’s a typo and it doesn’t really matter.
Squidward is an octopus
The squids n-word pass has been forfeited.
No squids were killed in this video.Meanwhile him:
bro went from a coca cola to a sprite in 5 seconds
From Dr Pepper to 7up
From Pepsi to Starry 😎
Barack Obama several times during his speeches:
That squid’s credit scored soared through the roof in 5 seconds
He'll get loans, buy a house wherever he wants, and not get shot getting his ID. 😂
I see what you did there
instructions unclear, i spawned a kraken
When the comment is better than the actual video
We killing the moonlord tonight!!!🗣🗣💥💥🌕🌕
Just chop it and summon Cthulhu, easy instructions
U must,or at least have magicians circle 7 or high to defeat that kraken .
“This is how you humanely kill a suffocating squid”
If people are complaining, they'd better not be consumers of seafood.
"Oh sht, I'm disabled! Oh sht, I'm 💀" -Squid
Bro is 💀
Spongebob and Patrick has entered the chat...
Bro really said a karate chop is the most humane way to kill a squid
Squidward will be missed, he tried to enjoy his day off.
Don't worry guys, Squiward is actually an octopus
@Ghostly_00wait why the hell would they call him *squid* ward if hes a octopus 😭
@RATTY 👹cuz they couldn’t think of a good name
"Judo Chop!"-Austin Powers
Squidward be like: 😳
instructions unclear, i am now taking clarinet lessons from a squid.
i think the instruction is clear
i saw his soul leaving His body
Solitude in e minor
He was a good Squid ..He aint never done anything to anyone...May his soul rest in peace
If this is humanely then i'm not a human
SpongeBob: *takes notes for next karate session*
Squidward's gonna die
nah, dont wory, squidward is an octopus
@GeobotVersion2squidward, “squid”ward😢, Octopusward🗿
@Brandon Changits just his name
blud lost the n word pass
This squid felt so good after the chiropractor popped his back that he dies in relief
Bro went from water type to ghost type real quick
*Wild Pokemon Battle intensifies*
i love this comment sm
Thus, a regional form of Jellicent was born
😂😂😂 this has to be the best comment so far
The emphasis on the word "Humanely" was necessary. Some people make a barbaric inch cut on an animal's neck and let him squeal in agony to death just to get a flavour of meat.
Squid really pulled a michael jackson
Instructions unclear: its now chasing me with a clarinet
I laughed so hard at this
Don’t worry I have the perfect piece of paper
@ricardosame I'm dead asf
Grab the clarinet and play B flat 3 times quickly. This should kill it instantly. Be prepared though, because if it doesn’t work, they start chasing with an oboe!
Aussie is one of my best friends love him such a great kid
Crazy that I just found out squids have a unique death animation
Cthulhu been real quiet since this dropped
Cthulhu: "Ok guys! This is how you humanely put down a human" (Proceeds to slam his giant fist on human)
Sorry what's that?
@Abskhairoun Mamdouh it's a lovecraftian Elder God (if i said that correctly)
@J. C.Idk why this got to me to much🤣🤣🤣
Maybe it makes sense that those fishermen killed him with a boat now
no squids we’re harmed in this video
don’t let spongebob see this
Best example of "His soul left the body".
😭💀 so true though
No he just pulled a micheal jackson
Someone send this to the vegan teacher 😂
"HEY SQUIDWARD LOOK AT THIS NEW KARATE TRICK SANDY TAUGHT ME!!"
He's in Squid Heaven now
Hes with squidward
I also want to be in squirt heaven
Man changed the Squidward of race👨🏿👨🏻
Damn the squid found out pride month was over
Instructions unclear: the squid's soul got purified and is now teaching me nirvana
Instructions unclear. Now i can sing "Teen Spirit"
instructions unclear, im now able to fully play “heart-shaped box” on guitar
Stay away from these nameless teen spirited breeds
"Humanely" ....Proceeds to smash the squid's brain in
"For my next trick. Can i get a volunteer?"Squid:
"So how did you die?""I got karate chopped on the internet"
“ and he didn’t even get it the first time!! Now i bet the comment section is making fun of me”
@Prince Mafiadid you not listen to the video ?
Bro violated Squidward
It was so brave for the squid to volunteer for this demonstration.
does karate once and turns someone into michael jackson
Na that's crazy
Damn you did my boi squidward dirty
@Primals Trucking1 min ago hee hee
Bro went from a dark room to a bright cloud
"This is how you humanely kill a squid" and he takes two karate chops to kill a squid
I was that squid , and he was the best chiropractor I have ever met .
Make ya ascend to a higher plane
Letting 999 become 1kSuch power
@hoden sack thanks buddy 😂
Bro got reincarnated as a human ☠️
This was something I didn't need to know. Po Squidworth.
"Alot of people, they karate chop it and just kill the body....."You my sir are those people 😢
He quickly made up for it though
Squidward ain't messing with sandy no more☠️
LOL UNDERRATED, AHAHAHHAHAHA
Nah he ain't fucking with SpongeBob either 😅
Squidward would watch how he treats SpongeBob if he knew that he could take him out instantly with his Ka Ra Tay
That's enough internet for today
"This is how you quickly and humanely kill a squid"🦑: "Sorry, what?"
Think it's an alien 🦑👽
Human:this is how you quickly and humanely kill a squid.The squid:i hope you guys realized this human just bs'd you.
Justice for the squid 🙏🏾
the squid: “I believe i made myself clear.”
bro said "let me be clear"
That was smooth🥶🔥
He was definitely the clear winner.
“Okay sir you might feel a lil crack”
“Uh why am I here- *karate chop* OW WHAT THE HEL- *dies*”
“Quickly and humanely kill a squid”Proceeds to karate chop the squids forehead twice
it was 2 seconds topsthats still very humaneif you just kill the body and leave to head alivethats would be inhumane
Killing isn’t humane
@tbombadil killing animals to eat them is pretty normal and absolute ok in my bookvegans are the worstand yeah its humane and very naturalbut there is a difference between making it quick and shorten the suffering of the animal or dragging it outiam no fan of the later oneif you wanna eat something you should at least have the decency to make it quick
@Antee AnteeAnd killkng animal for self defence is okay too
Meanwhile ppl in china: we aint doin dat
*”Squidward left the chat crying”*
NOOOOO SQUIDWARD DONT CRY SPONGEBOB WILL ANNOY YOU UNTIL HE FINDS OUT WHY😰😰
Squid wars left the chat dead
He's an Octopus. Stephen Hillenburg even said so
He’s an octopus.
bro got his rights back💀
This is Bob. He's quite a sweet fellow really. Moments later, Bob is dismembered by the restaurant staff.
Sorry for your loss
Lol sorry for youre loss good squid w squid l person
Top Gear 🔥🔥🔥
our man in 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro got turned into a squidward
Someone needs to try this on a giant squid.
it'd be long dead if it was even close to the surface lol
bro revoked his N word pass
hahahahaha good one
Needs more likes
Bro was switching sides faster than Micheal Jackson
Brother smacked the black off him💀
To all the squids out there, don't take up karate as a hobby
Human used karate chop on malamar.*Critical hitMalamar fainted.
He was real transparent about that whole situation
Great joke man 😂
You know the world is wrong when people show murder on camera, like it's drinking lemonade
You know the world is wrong when people get salty about a guy quickly killing his meal without inflicting any pain on the animal.
@Royalsy Thanks for validating my comment with your response
@Lilla Pécsi yeah totally, get a grip 👍
@Royalsy Hehe not so clever are we... you're doing me good please continue with your replies
you know human have been killing squids for thousand of years and the world has not ended yet