As England Progress in The World Cup, A VERY Different Tournament Begins In Qatar

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  • čas přidán 8. 12. 2022
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  • @pioneer_1148
    @pioneer_1148 Před rokem +1013

    If politicians are so obsessed with national pride they could focus on making britain a country to be proud of.

    • @aick
      @aick Před rokem +10

      Eh, I just call you TERF Island or the USS UK: The largest Aircraft carrier in the US Navy. Cheers!

    • @xila464
      @xila464 Před rokem +40

      That would require rich people to pay taxes. This is a lot easier.

    • @Dockboy-ie4yu
      @Dockboy-ie4yu Před rokem +10

      National pride we've got none left

    • @James_Doyle83
      @James_Doyle83 Před rokem

      Yep

    • @ytisfulloffreaks4189
      @ytisfulloffreaks4189 Před rokem +8

      It's all to do with how we look from the outside...
      They dont care about us inhabitants on the inside!!!

  • @ArtyDarth
    @ArtyDarth Před rokem +489

    One of the most British things I've ever experienced was at the Victoria Coach Station in London. Me and my mate were standing in a large queue. Suddenly, a woman walked over the barriers and ran to a terminal, and once the people in the queue noticed what was going on, they started booing at her. A young woman in front of me yelled "QUEUE JUMPER! BOO! THIS IS LONDON!" Needless to say, security came, and as they escorted the queue jumper out, everyone started cheering and clapping. Ten seconds later, the room was silent and everything went back to normal.

    • @fatherdougalmcguire9129
      @fatherdougalmcguire9129 Před rokem +13

      that woman was traken to the tower

    • @gail9299
      @gail9299 Před rokem +10

      Sounds about right

    • @JAYDOG1337A
      @JAYDOG1337A Před rokem +13

      @@fatherdougalmcguire9129 It's not spelled Traken, it's spelled Kraken, there's a Kraken in the tower now, imported all the way from Norway

    • @Riverbed_Dreaming
      @Riverbed_Dreaming Před rokem +7

      Certified London moment

    • @beomgguks970
      @beomgguks970 Před rokem +19

      The one thing that unites the nation - shaming queue jumpers. I’m with that.

  • @MegaAnubisxD
    @MegaAnubisxD Před rokem +94

    You should've seen the Korean team, two players straight up kissed and then hugged on the field. It literally went viral because someone asked what the name of the series was

    • @univalent15
      @univalent15 Před rokem +6

      Where can I find this video? You know for research purposes...

    • @awaywiththefaeries9464
      @awaywiththefaeries9464 Před rokem

      Doesn’t seem too out of the ordinary, some Koreans shower together and bite each other’s butts.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 Před rokem +26

    "Sh*t, we're in Qatar. Let's pretend we're reindeers." I lost it. 😂

  • @ashleyw6728
    @ashleyw6728 Před rokem +257

    If politicians want us to be more British, then they need to make Britain a country proud to live in and be a part of

    • @ukp42
      @ukp42 Před rokem +3

      Err... Britain is not a country, it's an island made up of 3 countries! Google it, you might learn something?

    • @ashleyw6728
      @ashleyw6728 Před rokem +7

      @@ukp42 by definition it is a country

    • @samanthalondonlegend5353
      @samanthalondonlegend5353 Před rokem +1

      Look up the England constitution party 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👌

    • @ashleyw6728
      @ashleyw6728 Před rokem

      @@samanthalondonlegend5353 no thanks, don't like living here enough to care

    • @ashleyw6728
      @ashleyw6728 Před rokem

      @@ZXSPEX no id rather actually go somewhere nice, I'm hoping to go to Scandinavia eventually

  • @tiddlesletoitoise
    @tiddlesletoitoise Před rokem +290

    As a cornish person I can confirm we have been very patriotic lately I think its just our hatred of second homers

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 Před rokem +37

    Russel nailed it spot on. England is all about the random shit happening that u just laugh and cheer on. I remember coming home from a banqueting event on a the weekend, its like 3am in the morning waiting for the Central Line underground train. A drunk walks in and barfs in the nearest corner 15 meters from me. Shortly after a second drunk person walks in and tells him ? "You alright mate? I reckon ill be the next one to barf over on this station"
    Just before the train arrives on the platform. Second guy barfs in the end of the platform.
    How could u not love London. Can't compare it to any other place in the world.

    • @charleenlangley8709
      @charleenlangley8709 Před rokem +3

      In my second year of college, when doing art, one of the other girls came in with a really odd look on her face. She had spent the bus ride in staring at a random guy dressed as Gandalf for no reason. There were no conventions on at the time anywhere, it wasn't Halloween.

  • @alexandrajay2001
    @alexandrajay2001 Před rokem +11

    i don’t understand how anyone can think christianity defines the country. this country has seen druidism, norse paganism, roman paganism, and only then christianity. christmas is a leftover from pre-christian winter festivals of gift giving and community gathering such as Saturnalia and easter is the same for festivals of rebirth, the christian church just placed their own holidays at the same time because they couldn’t stop people celebrating those traditions but could persuade them to slap a jesus layer of paint over it. and they never got halloween.

  • @cheekybella123
    @cheekybella123 Před rokem +83

    I love when a comedian tells a joke and they crack up partway through the delivery. When they find the joke funny, still, after rehearsing it, and then performing it, that's how you know it's funny.

    • @markglover3840
      @markglover3840 Před rokem +1

      Could never happen to Russell Howard then.

    • @breadstick3793
      @breadstick3793 Před rokem +4

      @@markglover3840 Humour is subjective, a lot of us love him

    • @GloryOfBarbelo
      @GloryOfBarbelo Před rokem

      theres no audience there lmao. russell is propaganda

  • @MrPokemonisawesome
    @MrPokemonisawesome Před rokem +20

    That graffitttii about Boris is in the west end of glasgow and everytime I walk past it, It makes me feel proud to be Scottish

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... Před rokem +86

    "it's coming home"
    If someone hasn't been there for 56 years, I don't know if you can call it their home anymore...

    • @pressuredrop6173
      @pressuredrop6173 Před rokem +11

      The Home of football is Scotland.

    • @fin8523
      @fin8523 Před rokem +8

      @@pressuredrop6173wait when’s their first World Cup game?

    • @michaelduffin1722
      @michaelduffin1722 Před rokem +2

      Like travelers that don't travel.

    • @pressuredrop6173
      @pressuredrop6173 Před rokem +4

      @@fin8523 It was many years back. Looks like I touched a raw nerve there. Brilliant.

    • @connor735
      @connor735 Před rokem +5

      @@pressuredrop6173 Alba gu bràth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @toxictrumptube7763
    @toxictrumptube7763 Před rokem +158

    Hello from Germany. I wish we had a comedian like you over here. You really do a great job combining comedy and information in a very entertaining way! 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

    • @michaelhawkins7389
      @michaelhawkins7389 Před rokem

      Warum?

    • @gnulectures
      @gnulectures Před rokem +11

      Just gotta wait for Germany to legalise humour c:

    • @aick
      @aick Před rokem +3

      Ah the most traditional German sense of humor: Deadpan "admiration" of the British sense of humor. Chef's kiss, mon ami!

    • @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791
      @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791 Před rokem

      @@michaelhawkins7389 Tja! Das hann i mich au' g'fragt g'ha! Außerdem, warum?
      MsG

    • @aravindc102
      @aravindc102 Před rokem +1

      Hold up.., you're telling me Germany has comedians ..,🤔

  • @LSSYLondon
    @LSSYLondon Před rokem +72

    Friends was already done in the UK. It was called Coupling. It was funnier. It ran for 4 seasons. It starred Gina Bellman (Leverage) , Jack Davenport (Pirates of the Caribbean), Ben Miles (the Crown), Richard Coyle (Covert Affairs), Sarah Alexander (Stardust), and Kate Isitt (Strictly Confidential).

    • @kylereece1979
      @kylereece1979 Před rokem +5

      Coupling was brilliant. It was influenced by Friends to an extent, but I think too that it had an influence from Seinfeld. That show's clever, twist heavy, multi layered episodes was genius and I always saw a bit of that in Coupling. Funny too that. Coupling was actually remade for the American market with new actors, and didnt make it past a few episodes before cancellation!

    • @valerie241
      @valerie241 Před rokem +1

      I remember that show. I loved it.
      I've never been a fan of friends. Annoying yanks.

    • @flaziola
      @flaziola Před rokem +4

      Wrong, it was "Chums" on SM:TV with Ant&Dec and Cat Deely

    • @tenofivelips
      @tenofivelips Před rokem +4

      Coupling was brilliant.

    • @saeedhossain6099
      @saeedhossain6099 Před rokem +1

      there was also a Yankee version, but it lasted like 1 episode, it was bad, the audience wasn't ready for it at all.

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 Před rokem +11

    Camels with botox injections.
    On the list of things I literally never would’ve thought to expect to hear in my whole life, that was an entry I did not even fathom as a possibility

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 Před rokem +39

    Get your "I was here to see the title typo" voucher here. 🤣

  • @antrazitaj5209
    @antrazitaj5209 Před rokem +4

    Hitler also didn't invent the highway. The first official Autobahn in Germany was opened in 1932, between Bonn and Cologne. Before Hitler rose to power

  • @shorerocks
    @shorerocks Před rokem +26

    I could listen to Russell without end. Cheers from Germany

  • @robertpetre9378
    @robertpetre9378 Před rokem +39

    To think we used to be a pagan nation before Christianity was introduced to the UK this definitely means we are not losing our national identity we are just adopting a new one and Cornish people are feeling more proud about being Cornish😂😂😂😂

    • @danielcrafter9349
      @danielcrafter9349 Před rokem +1

      @@jettyharrison4377 - that's nice, dear
      Also, for point of note - paganism isn't new. It's OLD

    • @bubba842
      @bubba842 Před rokem +1

      Well lots of respect to the pasty.

  • @RayyanGHunzai
    @RayyanGHunzai Před rokem +21

    I love Russel Howard, my only favourite comedian and humble human being. Keep it up bro

  • @ghostm4390
    @ghostm4390 Před rokem +14

    Kindly add a
    "Some viewers may find the following picture disturbing"
    warning before showing Simon Cowells face.

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 Před rokem +1

      Yes!! That was SCARY

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon Před rokem

      @@livb6945 I looked at it and heard the shrieks of "I'm melting melting" in my head from the Wicked Witch of the West.

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey Před rokem +9

    A flagpole & flag, plus installation, would cost several hundred pounds.
    How about giving each school that amount of money in exercise books and pencils?Or a climbing frame? Or even put it towards free school meals?

  • @devinecatlady
    @devinecatlady Před rokem +21

    "It's like Austin Powers f@#ked an ugg boot"... I snorted coffee out of my nose 😂😂😂😂

  • @nothereandthereanywhere
    @nothereandthereanywhere Před rokem +29

    When English say "It's coming home"
    I always think "It's coming Rome" :D

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Před rokem +2

      ruh ro raggy

    • @WandG_Fan
      @WandG_Fan Před rokem +2

      Ah, so that's why Italy won Euro 2020

    • @molybdomancer195
      @molybdomancer195 Před rokem +1

      And how are Italy doing this World Cup?

    • @nothereandthereanywhere
      @nothereandthereanywhere Před rokem

      @@molybdomancer195 I know they aren't present, it just reminds me of the situation

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem

      Typical British, claiming something that the Chinese invented #cuju

  • @hotdogwater9060
    @hotdogwater9060 Před rokem +8

    english every cup: it's coming home!
    also english: yeah we lost, we should really lower our standards seeing as it's been almost 70 years since last

  • @abdelrahmanksm
    @abdelrahmanksm Před rokem +4

    Not sure why running a camel beauty contest is more absurd than running one for dogs, something that happens fairly often in the uk. Both equally absurd in my mind

  • @samir6525
    @samir6525 Před rokem +18

    Russell is like George Carlin of the UK. delivering comedy alongside important and accurate information at its finest.

  • @bryanmorrison2396
    @bryanmorrison2396 Před rokem +9

    Thanks for cheering me up Russ

  • @deadshot8077
    @deadshot8077 Před rokem +6

    “Who’s going to touch up the kids?” - I think the people of Telford and Rotherham might be able to tell you that.

    • @fuzzy5987
      @fuzzy5987 Před rokem +1

      Someone needs to watch 24hrs in Police custody

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +9

    What confuses me is that Simon keeps rearranging his face, but leaves his moobs as is? WTF?

  • @xtheamazingax
    @xtheamazingax Před rokem +2

    “Who’s having a patriotic wank?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Best Russell Howard question ever!!

  • @benalmond9107
    @benalmond9107 Před rokem +2

    Your a bloody good 1 russell love you my m8 keep up the exquisite work my friend ❤️

  • @Pipinha1998
    @Pipinha1998 Před rokem +13

    "he got really bad feedback" I'M LOSING ITTTT

    • @dylansharkey6040
      @dylansharkey6040 Před rokem

      I didn't get it...?

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@dylansharkey6040 microphone feedback. That weird noise that comes from microphones all the time

  • @matt_cah
    @matt_cah Před rokem +4

    It's still not coming home.

  • @Uniquettt
    @Uniquettt Před rokem +56

    What defines Britton is Russell Howard, Simon Cowell new smile , and remembering to laugh at pretend ghosts

    • @jacktenrec472
      @jacktenrec472 Před rokem

      @Underground Evolution Of Hip Hop TV dude you are listening to hip hop your opinion is worthless and irrelevant

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Před rokem +5

      what defines britain is pubs, tea, pies, pigeons and rotten weather

    • @Uniquettt
      @Uniquettt Před rokem +2

      @@thejuiceking2219 Fish and chips and naff Holiday camps, Palmo, bookies, and Russell Howard

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před rokem +1

      Britton? As in Fern Britton? (*Britain).

  • @spacefluff2084
    @spacefluff2084 Před rokem +13

    I hope that typo stays there forever
    Respect *iln*

  • @nevepercival2829
    @nevepercival2829 Před rokem +16

    the definition of britain makes me laugh but is also uncanilly accurate which idk how to feel abt - although u were missing the tesco mealc deal outrage

    • @cazzabojangles
      @cazzabojangles Před rokem +3

      Fuckin' eighty quid for a wrap thats 90% wilted lettuce and a Freddo that's the size of a chocolate button? Damn right we're outraged

    • @davespanksalot8413
      @davespanksalot8413 Před rokem +2

      I think betting whether a new PM or a head of lettuce will last longer is very British too.

  • @xTerminatorAndy
    @xTerminatorAndy Před rokem +3

    spot on Russell

  • @elliottpeterson5021
    @elliottpeterson5021 Před rokem +2

    Hey Russell. 4:35 The man that does both is a LEGEND.

  • @shirlski
    @shirlski Před rokem +1

    Keep it up Russell!!

  • @baronvonjerch
    @baronvonjerch Před rokem +20

    Careful now Howard, we Aussies love our Bublé for Christmas :D

    • @lilymarinovic1644
      @lilymarinovic1644 Před rokem +4

      Mostly to give as a gag gift for someone we know will hate it (which is almost everyone)

    • @troy1994
      @troy1994 Před rokem +2

      No we don't. Speak for yourself Jerch

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +3

      I like to to put him on when I'm bathing
      I call this experience a Bublé Bath 🛀

    • @lilymarinovic1644
      @lilymarinovic1644 Před rokem +1

      @@vice.nor.virtue *boom-tish*

  • @beckfenn5559
    @beckfenn5559 Před rokem +2

    “‘Stranger Things’ will become ‘Wierd sh*t’”
    I prefer this alternative.
    ‘Bit odd innit?’

  • @allergy5634
    @allergy5634 Před rokem +5

    To be fair, the number of Brits who are truly Christian is even smaller than the data suggests. That is because many Brits are members of the church for christenings etc. But don’t actually believe in God. I know very few people who are Christians. This is especially true for younger Brits who are nearly unanimously secular

    • @Rob-cy8xc
      @Rob-cy8xc Před rokem

      The more advanced humans get the less religion will be believed

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 Před rokem +5

    For God's sake Russ I'm trying to eat
    Don't show pictures of Simon Cowell

  • @sebishichen8968
    @sebishichen8968 Před rokem +3

    As a man from Portsmouth, I have to add to this.. wooooooooo!!!

  • @rcs5030
    @rcs5030 Před rokem +2

    nothing says british like:
    "you alright?"
    "yeah you?"
    *silence*

  • @TheMcJackHardcore
    @TheMcJackHardcore Před rokem +2

    always funny shit but ya smashed this one out the ball park
    the best bit was the sexy camel outline hand movement to signify the humps... fuckin phenomenal 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @MichaelFoley64
    @MichaelFoley64 Před rokem +5

    Growing up in Canada there were mandates of "Canadian content" on television. It is how we got Bob & Doug MacKenzie on SCTV.

    • @keithlightminder3005
      @keithlightminder3005 Před rokem

      The ad before this video was CZcams worried the law might apply to them, then all the propaganda of hate from the USA will need to include a Canadian or not less often shown.

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met Před rokem +5

    "That is a CILF" - haha, that's solid.

  • @Elwaves2925
    @Elwaves2925 Před rokem +28

    "If we lose christianity, who's going to touch up the kids?"
    A prince.

  • @schindlerteejay94
    @schindlerteejay94 Před rokem +9

    Brazil lost to Croatia on penalties, if england do win the world cup, everyone will be drinking like there’s no tomorrow for a week.

    • @HuplesCat
      @HuplesCat Před rokem

      Only those with no empathy

    • @memesaregood2238
      @memesaregood2238 Před rokem

      @@HuplesCat wht u mean only those with no empathy

    • @davespanksalot8413
      @davespanksalot8413 Před rokem +1

      @@memesaregood2238 I think it's a reference to the Saudis being a murdering bunch of slave drivers.

    • @nlocnil3602
      @nlocnil3602 Před rokem +1

      Sorry for your disappointment ahead of time.

    • @schindlerteejay94
      @schindlerteejay94 Před rokem

      @@nlocnil3602 Are you a time traveller mate?

  • @chassetterfield9559
    @chassetterfield9559 Před rokem +7

    A Union Flag dildo is one thing, literally putting the 'Jack' into union. But, where are they made?

  • @ellibod1
    @ellibod1 Před rokem +51

    As a British Christian, I actually don't care if less people are believing in Christianity, it actually showcases out strive for knowledge and wisdom.

    • @Private-rm5dy
      @Private-rm5dy Před rokem +7

      Believing less in religion does not equate to progress or knowledge. The whole lgbt and trans nonsense is an example of that.

    • @jacktenrec472
      @jacktenrec472 Před rokem +2

      @@Private-rm5dy of course it is

    • @cazzabojangles
      @cazzabojangles Před rokem +16

      @@jettyharrison4377 Is this about LGBT people or Christianity? Besides, you forget about the asexual community, infertile people, people who can't afford to bring a baby into the world and people who just plain don't want one. I'm queer and infertile, but plan to adopt. Chances are, I could give that child a better life than the one it may have had with its original family.

    • @itsafunnyoldworld
      @itsafunnyoldworld Před rokem +1

      @@Private-rm5dy Are you saying that gay people wouldn't exist if more people believed in religion? You are a prime example of ignorance 🤣

    • @itsafunnyoldworld
      @itsafunnyoldworld Před rokem +8

      @@jettyharrison4377 What about seahorses? Their male give birth to their young. Also, more than 500 species of animal can change gender when needed. It is what it is, as you say, but not the way you think it is

  • @Twisted_RC
    @Twisted_RC Před rokem +15

    Im Cornish & that Tattoo is proper👌

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem

      omg please get a cornish pasty tattoo I've never met you in my life but I would absolutely love you if you did

  • @connor735
    @connor735 Před rokem +27

    As a Scot I don't care for England but this video was absolutely class, this tournament has been great! also your religious piece was 100% accurate and funny af, love you Russ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙌

    • @phantomsamurai4400
      @phantomsamurai4400 Před rokem +2

      It goes both ways but your food is good especially haggis so if it came to it I would hope we would still have each other backs during hard times 👍

    • @stevefmelb
      @stevefmelb Před rokem

      I guess you will be cheering for the froggies tonight Mac. Sorry, I forgot. There is a football world cup being played.

    • @AllEy3s0nMe
      @AllEy3s0nMe Před rokem +1

      The feeling is mutual mate.

  • @ThePlantParadigm
    @ThePlantParadigm Před rokem +2

    I love watching this, even as an Aussie 😂

  • @abhipamnani
    @abhipamnani Před rokem +29

    Is it just me or does Farage look like he was assembled with damaged parts from the Muppet factory?

    • @jacktenrec472
      @jacktenrec472 Před rokem +1

      LOOOOOOOOL

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Před rokem +6

      hey that's rude, the muppets look good.

    • @abhipamnani
      @abhipamnani Před rokem +1

      😄

    • @Daktangle
      @Daktangle Před rokem +2

      I would say he's like a raggy doll, but I loved that series as a kid so don't want to associate the two.

    • @Thefox0922
      @Thefox0922 Před rokem +1

      D e f o r m i t i e s

  • @KripMFShorts
    @KripMFShorts Před rokem +7

    Love you Russel!!!

  • @WidgetVTuber
    @WidgetVTuber Před rokem

    Britain is standing next to the quiet camp in a festival and screaming at anyone making the slightest noise to be quiet as loud as you can.

  • @milliegoodwin9540
    @milliegoodwin9540 Před rokem +2

    Farrage talking about church of England schools not teaching religion as much when the entire church of England only exists because a king was unhappy that the pope said he couldn't have a new wife

  • @ukp42
    @ukp42 Před rokem +1

    Union Flag is the only called Union Jack, when it's flown from boats/ships!

  • @kingasmind5175
    @kingasmind5175 Před rokem

    Russell Nigel is right on this one mate.

  • @shahidhussain9176
    @shahidhussain9176 Před rokem +2

    Christianity is falling and Conveniently not mentioned that Islam is growing more especially among British women

  • @danielwalker8133
    @danielwalker8133 Před rokem +7

    I can't believe that Simon Cowell has been replaced with a lizard

    • @itsafunnyoldworld
      @itsafunnyoldworld Před rokem +3

      Maybe David Icke was on to something all along 🤣

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +2

      Some say his final form is Margaret Thatcher 🦎 👀

  • @robertpetre9378
    @robertpetre9378 Před rokem +5

    Stranger things would become it’s a bit weird init😂😂😂

  • @asiantwist2500
    @asiantwist2500 Před rokem +4

    Why bully the Christian faith, not all Christians automatically are pedophiles. That's generalising the whole community, and that's how we all cal bullying.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před rokem +2

      It's called a joke m8

    • @annelarm9492
      @annelarm9492 Před rokem +2

      Make a joke about Islam then. But no he doesnt have the balls.

  • @yippieskippy2971
    @yippieskippy2971 Před rokem

    Ty, I needed that giggle.🖖🌈💚

  • @AndyPresto75
    @AndyPresto75 Před rokem +1

    Adolph Farage thinking it's a problem is a ringing endorsement. Keep it up Britain!

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent Před rokem +5

    West is off his meds. That is literally crazy talk.

  • @augelar1586
    @augelar1586 Před rokem +4

    I find amazing how Russell can mock Christianity, imagine the backlash if he mocked Islam and muhammed for having 6 yr old wife!!

    • @tobias789dontwanttosay2
      @tobias789dontwanttosay2 Před rokem

      Russell Howard being anti-christian

    • @markglover3840
      @markglover3840 Před rokem +2

      Russell Howard is weak and will jump on any bandwagon that pays him.

    • @shahidhussain9176
      @shahidhussain9176 Před rokem

      The bible is full of child marriage Issach married Rebbeca when she was 3 years old ! And Joseph at 90 married Mary at 12

    • @augelar1586
      @augelar1586 Před rokem

      @@shahidhussain9176 not sure what bible your reading matey? ? Do you have any verses to back your claims up?

    • @shahidhussain9176
      @shahidhussain9176 Před rokem

      @@augelar1586
      I show you shall I
      Bible Says: Isaac Married Rebecca When She Was 3 Years Old.
      1. LET US START BY CONFIRMING THAT SARAH WAS DIED WHEN SHE WAS 127 YEARS OLD.
      Genesis 23New International Version (NIV)
      23 Sarah lived to be A HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVEN years old. 2 She died at Kiriath Arba (that is, Hebron) in the land of Canaan, and Abraham went to mourn for Sarah and to weep over her.
      CONFIRMED.
      ==============================================
      2. WHEN ISAAC WAS BORN, SARAH WAS 90
      Genesis 17:17
      Abraham fell facedown; he laughed and said to himself, “Will a son be born to a man a hundred years old? Will Sarah bear a child at the age of NINETY?”
      CONFIRMED.
      ==============================================
      3. SARAH WAS DIED AT THE SAME TIME OR CLOSE TO BINDING OF ISAAC.
      Reference 1:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah
      Death
      Legends connect Sarah’s death with the attempted sacrifice of Isaac,[41] however, there are two versions of the story. According to one, Samael came to her and said: “Your old husband seized the boy and sacrificed him. The boy wailed and wept; but he could not escape from his father.” Sarah began to cry bitterly, and ultimately died of her grief.[42] According to the other legend, SATAN CAME TO SARAH DISGUISED AS AN OLD MAN, AND TOLD HER THAT ISAAC HAD BEEN SACRIFICED. Believing it to be true, she cried bitterly, but soon comforted herself with the thought that the sacrifice had been offered at the command of God. She started from Beer-sheba to Hebron, asking everyone she met if he knew in which direction Abraham had gone. Then Satan came again in human shape and told her that it was not true that Isaac had been sacrificed, but that he was living and would soon return with his father. SARAH, ON HEARING THIS, DIED OF JOY AT HEBRON. Abraham and Isaac returned to their home at Beer-sheba, and, not finding Sarah there, went to Hebron, where they discovered her dead.[43] According to the Genesis Rabbah, during Sarah’s lifetime her house was always hospitably open, the dough was miraculously increased, a light burned from Saturday evening to Saturday evening, and a pillar of cloud rested upon the entrance to her tent.[44]
      Reference 2: (MY JEWISH LEARNING)
      www.myjewishlearning.com/…/sarah-and-the-akedah/
      At that very moment Satan went to Sarah and disguised himself as Isaac. When she saw him, she asked: “My son, what has your father done to you?” He answered, “My father took me and made me climb up mountains and go down into valleys and he made me climb up a certain mountain, and built an altar. He set up the altar and arranged the kindling and bound me on the altar. He then took the knife to slaughter me. If the Holy One had not called out, ‘Do not cast your hand on this boy,’ I would have been slaughtered.” He did not complete his sentence when SARAH’S SOUL HAD ALREADY GONE FROM HER.
      Sarah, Satan and the Shofar Sounds
      When Abraham returned from Mount Moriah, Satan became infuriated. He had not gotten what he desired, which was to thwart the sacrifice of Abraham. What did he do? He went to Sarah and asked: “Did you hear what happened in the world?” She answered, “No.” He said, “Abraham took Isaac his son and slaughtered him, offering him up on the altar as a sacrifice.” Sarah began to cry, and moan the sound of three wails which correspond to the three blasts of the shofar, AND HER SOUL BURST FORTH FROM HER AND SHE DIED. Abraham came only to find that she had died. From where had he come? From Mount Moriah.
      Reference 3:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca
      Early life
      After the Binding of Isaac, Sarah died.
      From WIKIPEDIA and MY JEWISH LEARNING, I FOUND THAT SARAH WAS DIED AT THE SAME TIME THE BINDING OF ISAAC.
      ==============================================
      4. AND SO WE FOUND THAT THE AGE OF ISAAC IS 37 IN TIME OF THE BINDING AND IN TIME HIS MOTHER DIED.
      Sarah DIED = 127
      Isaac was born Sarah = 90
      127 - 90 = 37
      Reference:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca
      After the Binding of Isaac, Sarah died. After taking care of her burial, Abraham went about finding a wife for his son Isaac, WHO WAS ALREADY 37 YEARS OLD.
      ==============================================
      5. REBEKAH WAS BORN AFTER SARAH DIED (REFERENCE: BIBLE(S))
      Just before the death of Sarah. We got five verses after Abraham and Isaac’s incident of sacrifice, we are told Rebecca was born:
      Genesis 22:20-24New International Version (NIV)
      Nahor’s Sons
      20 SOME TIME LATER Abraham was told, “Milkah is also a mother; she has borne sons to your brother Nahor: 21 Uz the firstborn, Buz his brother, Kemuel (the father of Aram), 22 Kesed, Hazo, Pildash, Jidlaph and Bethuel.” 23 BETHUEL BECAME THE FATHER OF REBEKAH. Milkah bore these eight sons to Abraham’s brother Nahor. 24 His concubine, whose name was Reumah, also had sons: Tebah, Gaham, Tahash and Maakah.
      Genesis 22:20 Revised Standard Version (RSV)
      Now AFTER THESE THINGS it was told Abraham
      Genesis 22:20 New American Standard Bible (NASB)
      Now IT CAME ABOUT AFTER THESE THINGS, that it was told Abraham
      SO IT’S CLEAR THAT ISAAC WAS 37 WHEN REBEKAH WAS BORN OR REBEKAH WAS BORN AFTER SARAH DIED AND AFTER THE BINDING..
      ==============================================
      6. ISAAC MARRY REBEKAH WHEN HE WAS 40 (REFERENCE: BIBLE)
      Genesis 25:20King James Version (KJV)
      And Isaac was FORTY YEARS OLD when he took Rebekah to wife, the daughter of Bethuel the Syrian of Padanaram, the sister to Laban the Syrian.
      ==============================================
      CONCLUTION:
      ISAAC WAS 37 WHEN REBEKAH WAS BORN.
      And Isaac was FORTY YEARS OLD when he took Rebekah to wife
      40 - 37 = 3 YEARS OLD.

  • @soul-man
    @soul-man Před rokem

    Lol its coming home alright lol the whole team with dave the cat lol

  • @dilshadfahad6407
    @dilshadfahad6407 Před rokem

    Where's the full episode???

  • @matthewthomson6126
    @matthewthomson6126 Před rokem +5

    What about "God save the King"????

  • @hiramabiff225
    @hiramabiff225 Před rokem

    Can anyone lend me a tenner for heating please, I'm fricking cold!

  • @R4zorkl4w001
    @R4zorkl4w001 Před rokem +2

    Stranger things would actually be 'bit odd innit'

  • @simransimran9339
    @simransimran9339 Před rokem +12

    Funnily enough, for a homophobic region, physical contact between men is very accepted.
    That touching of heads, very okay. Hugs and even kissing your homies on the forehead is okay.

    • @cazzabojangles
      @cazzabojangles Před rokem +1

      Guys it's not gay if your team just scored

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před rokem

      I think they're fine with it as long as they keep their pants on, that would be pretty awkward on the field

    • @keyaamabrahams7984
      @keyaamabrahams7984 Před rokem +1

      And kisses on the cheek and holding hands. As a Muslim, I know that physical show of compassion between men is encouraged. It is the west that is homophobic. It is the sexual act and dressing as and appearing like s a woman that is forbidden.

    • @simransimran9339
      @simransimran9339 Před rokem +1

      @@keyaamabrahams7984 agree with the first half of your statement. Everyone needs platonic intimacy.
      Not with the second.
      Here's the thing, even if you think it's a sin, let God deal with it. It's not like theft or muder, those sins cause worldly harm and need to be punished in this world.
      Things like sex with the same gender, premarital sex, etc, if done with mutual consent don't cause worldly harm. People are free to believe anything about other-worldly or spiritual harm. But then let God, that you have so much faith in, deal with it in the afterlife.
      I'm not really religious and I find this point of view to be logical. Worldly sins need laws and spiritual sins, God can handle.

    • @allergy5634
      @allergy5634 Před rokem +1

      I think you underestimate the power of football in removing the heterosexuality from all men in a 10 metre radius of the TV screen.
      Edit: to be clear, this is not meant to be a conspiracy theory or a doggitory comment towards gay people. Just that the only time I and the homies will ever start kissing each other is during the football. I am not a homophobe.

  • @anncarroll2204
    @anncarroll2204 Před rokem +1

    Russel you are very naughty 😂

  • @lukewhiting3025
    @lukewhiting3025 Před rokem +2

    Have people not got it yet ,That when they say it’s coming home
    It means it definitely is not coming home

  • @Dockboy-ie4yu
    @Dockboy-ie4yu Před rokem +1

    I'm gonna be real I was looking at the guy celebrating on the left

  • @valinsyrcen1673
    @valinsyrcen1673 Před rokem

    We already had British Friends. It was called Chums!

  • @kiljaeden7663
    @kiljaeden7663 Před rokem +4

    Somehow I can't picture Farage in a church.

  • @palmeristo
    @palmeristo Před rokem +2

    People still like politicians and kanye, like a lot of people. These people need a slap.

  • @johndyda5673
    @johndyda5673 Před rokem +3

    Another hilarious bit was KW saying he was a musician!

    • @princessp9580
      @princessp9580 Před rokem +1

      He is a musician though, and a very successful one at that. But obviously he’s gone crazy.

    • @johndyda5673
      @johndyda5673 Před rokem

      @@princessp9580 Oh right. What instruments does he play? Can he sing?

    • @princessp9580
      @princessp9580 Před rokem +1

      @@johndyda5673 while that is a valid definition of musician, it also refers to someone who is musically talented. West is very creative and clever with his craft and has produced many successful tracks for other artists. I don’t agree with him or even like him as a person but you cannot deny that he is a talented musician.

  • @Laura-mr5pu
    @Laura-mr5pu Před rokem +1

    I usually enjoy Russell’s comedy but it actually hurt when he made the comment about Christianity and “touching up kids”. There are amazing people in churches who fight to protect children and have strict safeguarding policies about who can and can’t volunteer with kids but also have stepped in when there has been abuse in a family and have worked closely with social services to protect children. That’s not to say there aren’t predators in churches who have unfortunately been able to get into positions of power and abuse, and my hope is that those evil people are punished severely and those who have been hurt are able to heal and get the justice they deserve. To equate Christianity to pedophilia, however, because of evil people who don’t know Christ’s love, is similar to saying all Muslims are terrorists because of 9/11 when we know that’s simply not the case.

  • @susietomsett2176
    @susietomsett2176 Před rokem +1

    Working at boots will never be the same.

  • @kojokwofie6380
    @kojokwofie6380 Před rokem +2

    Anyone here after we lost to France

  • @jamiebrunt7436
    @jamiebrunt7436 Před rokem +2

    I'm not religious at all. But it's very funny that he can shit talk Christianity but if you did the same thing about being Muslim or Jewish you'd be cancelled

  • @raoulduke344
    @raoulduke344 Před rokem +3

    It warms my heart to see 7:13, "Boris Johnson is a pure fanny", and know it was written by someone in Glasgow.

  • @matthewkleis6099
    @matthewkleis6099 Před rokem

    I saw this live

  • @kaiwilliams5134
    @kaiwilliams5134 Před rokem

    6:28 i believe you mean the fast n the finance

  • @alexsmith1855
    @alexsmith1855 Před rokem +4

    What has Simon done to his face?!

  • @damightyshabba439
    @damightyshabba439 Před rokem +3

    I was excluded from lessons in the late '80s for refusing to sing hymns, refusing to say the Lords Prayer and eventually refusing to attend morning assembly. They threw the book at me (excuse that pun) with "This is a Christian School, a Christian Nation!" Well - a few things... I pointed to the obviously Jewish, Muslim and "other" pupils and said "Huh?" I mentioned that surely its far more insulting to a truly religious person when someone PRETENDS to follow their faith... and the icing on the cake - I asked the teachers "Without lying in front of your God - when was the last time you attended church or read the Bible in your own time outside of church?" They let me back into class. Failed me in everything despite having the impressive marks, but they failed me. And yes, that school is now shut down and all of the utterly useless teachers either dead or very unemployed. Oh, and I just noticed that maybe the above is a little vague - I personally don't believe in anything. I think we're here due to lucky coincidence, and when we die, we simply re-join the eco system, and that eco system works on a galactic scale. I also think religion, or any kind of extremism - has any place around children. Once you're old enough to take a bullet for your country or be a parent, you're old enough to decide for yourself who or what god is and follow that path if you choose. But until then - any and all religious sects should be kept away from minors.

  • @agoldfishwithinternet2382

    Good luck to them, if they win,they might earn enough to be among the few who can afford to heat their homes AND eat this winter.

  • @fpvDRE
    @fpvDRE Před rokem

    ITS COMING HOMMME !! 😁😁

  • @Wesley-bc6zz
    @Wesley-bc6zz Před rokem

    That's a Simon impersonator. LOL

  • @samdegoeij6576
    @samdegoeij6576 Před rokem

    Those "camels" were all dromedaries (1 hump)!! Except for the one with 2 humps!!

  • @asavlogsalltruthrevealed7483

    Why has Russel not talked about balenciaga what's been happening also why has uk media not????Other mainstream news have in America.

  • @Imaveryniceguy
    @Imaveryniceguy Před rokem

    Wrong day to post it😂😂😂😂

  • @beastlyza
    @beastlyza Před rokem +2

    Don't they mention God in the national anthem?

  • @samanthalondonlegend5353
    @samanthalondonlegend5353 Před rokem +19

    Come on England ⚽️ ♥️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 👏

  • @walkingmountain22
    @walkingmountain22 Před rokem

    Those big balls of crap blocking sewer systems should be called 'farages'.