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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2019
  • Kevin Bridges discusses how computer games have changed too much, and reminisces on the amazing summer of sport we've just had.
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Komentáře • 474

  • @deanryan8725
    @deanryan8725 Před 4 lety +983

    The content is amazing but his strength is that he’s just naturally funny

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H Před 4 lety +17

      Those are always the best comedians, imo. Eddie Izard comes to mind, too, as someone who has great material, but really he's just a naturally funny person.

    • @nonormies2837
      @nonormies2837 Před 4 lety

      If you say so

    • @mattbramley2363
      @mattbramley2363 Před 4 lety +5

      Scottish**

    • @sarahdixon6011
      @sarahdixon6011 Před 4 lety +3

      Yep, I also think it's his lovely open face.

    • @papajmegg1774
      @papajmegg1774 Před 3 lety +21

      naw his strenght is that he’s scottish and we’re fuckin comedy geniuses

  • @lurpakspreadable4994
    @lurpakspreadable4994 Před 2 lety +70

    “Same rules, different fish” creased me 😂 guy’s delivery is next level

  • @usykthegoat
    @usykthegoat Před 5 lety +668

    "Bet ya never knew ya uncle eddie could play c.o.d, boys" 😂😂😂😂

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 5 lety +25

      *cod
      In this context, it isn't an acronym.

    • @usykthegoat
      @usykthegoat Před 5 lety +5

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 Fair point.

    • @joeb2487
      @joeb2487 Před 4 lety +28

      "After this we'll play Smoked Haddock. Same rules, different fish."

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb Před 4 lety +4

      Pfft grammar police

    • @ross638
      @ross638 Před 3 lety

      Surely everybody would prefer that some fans were misconstrued as opposed to not being interested, so, nice one

  • @khabibsbear5190
    @khabibsbear5190 Před 5 lety +532

    Do you play any sports, what do you play?
    'Aye, anything you want' 😂😂

    • @GravyJesus
      @GravyJesus Před 4 lety +1

      Clearly scripted

    • @khabibsbear5190
      @khabibsbear5190 Před 4 lety +12

      @@GravyJesus Don't think so myself but you never know

    • @sambrown1144
      @sambrown1144 Před 4 lety +13

      GravyJesus na look at the guy he is not impressed

    • @AD270479
      @AD270479 Před 4 lety +38

      @@GravyJesus let me guess, I bet you say that every time a comedian interacts with an audience? … Ever thought about entering the 'para'lympics?

    • @GravyJesus
      @GravyJesus Před 4 lety +1

      @@AD270479 Forgot about this comment. Yes it's clearly a scripted interaction - a lot of comedians do it. "Anything you want to play" is a really bizarre answer and is clearly there to just set up his joke. Not hating on Kevin think he's brilliant.

  • @ServiceNowTeacher
    @ServiceNowTeacher Před 5 lety +371

    "Not seeing if you're coming oot"

  • @enigel1969
    @enigel1969 Před 3 lety +149

    He says outrageous stuff and then he smiles the sweetest smile in the world! I wonder if he knows how innocent his smile is.

    • @jamesdspaderf2883
      @jamesdspaderf2883 Před 3 lety +7

      hahaha he would have practiced that 'innocent' smile for hours....c'onnnnn lmao

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety +3

      @@jamesdspaderf2883 maybe - some gestures come naturally. But I agree that there's no way he isn't aware of what people think of it

  • @dougiemiller5030
    @dougiemiller5030 Před 4 lety +141

    "Same rules.... Different fish"!! Superb

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety

      "Superb, Kev. This'll be your bit in no time!"

  • @Slemoster
    @Slemoster Před 3 lety +121

    Kevin is just a naturally funny guy. Like, if you watch him in any behind the scenes or on the street, you'll see he is basically the same. He is witty and funny.

    • @raheemabdul1066
      @raheemabdul1066 Před 2 lety

      i agree but hes just a naturally funny guy

    • @mikeyp0131
      @mikeyp0131 Před rokem

      @@raheemabdul1066 that’s what makes him a minted comedian

  • @usualyskint
    @usualyskint Před 5 lety +1597

    Congratulations to anyone out of Scotland or UK who got the Usain Bolt joke.

  • @AK00777
    @AK00777 Před 5 lety +132

    'Same game, different fish' LOL!
    GAWD! He's funny AF!

    • @aiaunlimited2672
      @aiaunlimited2672 Před 4 lety +1

      we have fish, move outta the way when we get close to them

  • @George-xd1no
    @George-xd1no Před 3 lety +20

    “I better go and buy a poppy” everyone after ghost and roach died in MW2

  • @serfriend2900
    @serfriend2900 Před 5 lety +344

    I better go and buy a poppy... 😂

    • @kerryalbany3922
      @kerryalbany3922 Před 3 lety

      Lmao haven't seen this for a while forgot how funny he is, made my Wednesday

  • @ginge641
    @ginge641 Před 5 lety +141

    "There's a storyline."
    Best joke of the video.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 5 lety +1

      I mean, in the World War games there is... well, at least in the campaign. After all, it is based after the actual world wars.

    • @mustev1578
      @mustev1578 Před 4 lety +1

      Trey Atkins he’s saying the story line is awful

  • @kristianfletcher7995
    @kristianfletcher7995 Před 4 lety +52

    You could listen to this man forever.Hes quality.

  • @silkuk8417
    @silkuk8417 Před 3 lety +6

    Haha "bit busy now for a game of curby " 🤣

  • @coreyrees840
    @coreyrees840 Před 4 lety +7

    “No chance that’s the fuckin shallow end” 😂😂😂 I’m a grown man and I’m ugly crying here

  • @mistermagnifico
    @mistermagnifico Před 5 lety +710

    I thought Paralympics was short for paralysed Olympics

    • @LouieAblett
      @LouieAblett Před 5 lety +5

      😳🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattl5797
      @mattl5797 Před 5 lety +48

      2 weeks of, what, mouth assisted table tennis?

    • @100pcRenewables
      @100pcRenewables Před 5 lety +49

      Similarly, I thought para was short for paraplegic, but, of course, that's silly as there are only some people who are paraplegics competing.

    • @Foreignhedgehog
      @Foreignhedgehog Před 5 lety +11

      @sol walker His dim what?

    • @TheNoobPube
      @TheNoobPube Před 5 lety +6

      @@Foreignhedgehog his dim sum

  • @LFOVCF
    @LFOVCF Před 3 lety +33

    Can you imagine seeing the world through his eyes?
    He must spend all day people watching and laughing to himself.
    "I know George, but it's every ****in' Saturday "
    🤣

  • @laurenpae6465
    @laurenpae6465 Před 3 lety +27

    Actual tears rolling down my face, I love this man - so proud of my Scottish heritage ❤

    • @nebularain3338
      @nebularain3338 Před 3 lety +4

      Scottish isn't a race, it's a nationality. There's no hereditary traits involved.

    • @mikeyp0131
      @mikeyp0131 Před rokem

      Where’re you from? ❤️

    • @douglaspate9314
      @douglaspate9314 Před 11 měsíci

      Me too. I sometimes wonder if I could ever manage to get through a show of his. I have to stop the clips to rest my stomach from my laughter. And I can't watch him before I start work or go to a meeting as I will have tell tale tear marks down my cheeks.

  • @GetOnTheFloor82
    @GetOnTheFloor82 Před 3 lety +42

    Class comedian. Love his stuff. Side splitting. Best comic for me since Lee Evans.

  • @arranduncan183
    @arranduncan183 Před 3 lety +8

    Kevin is definitely the funniest man on the fucking earth playing with a cod

  • @francesbaldwin2526
    @francesbaldwin2526 Před měsícem

    I watch these shorts over and over and laugh every time. He is brilliant. I will go see him when he comes to Edinburgh for sure.

  • @Stella-0210
    @Stella-0210 Před 2 lety +6

    I had to spend every Sunday morning at the football pitch with my twins when they were 10! Thank goodness for the brew and bacon butty van!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

  • @alundavies5784
    @alundavies5784 Před 3 lety +10

    I've put some kind of filter on my phone which shows me subtitles on the audio, it's about 40% accurate and adds to the hilarity

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 Před 3 lety +1

      That's gotta be hilarious, gonna try it

  • @23ograin53
    @23ograin53 Před 3 lety +2

    I know, George, but it's every fucking saturday! LOL

  • @paultaylor701
    @paultaylor701 Před 5 lety +38

    Same game, different fish...he is brilliant.

    • @dunbass7149
      @dunbass7149 Před 4 lety +2

      Paul Taylor aye we all watched the same video

  • @zak-a-roo264
    @zak-a-roo264 Před 3 lety +8

    " acid casualty" is awesome, Americans need to adopt that one!!

  • @kieronjdonovan
    @kieronjdonovan Před 5 lety +78

    That actually reminded me of my coach as a kid. He would round us up at half time and point at people and call them crap and throw stuff what a prick he was.

    • @Ermac391
      @Ermac391 Před 3 lety +7

      Did ye aye

    • @georgefoster8133
      @georgefoster8133 Před 3 lety +3

      It's actually embarrassing how close this is to the truth 😂

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety +1

      Don't get me wrong, that's awful and should never have happened, but holy mother of God thats the funniest mental picture I've had all day. 😂

  • @sn4rff
    @sn4rff Před 5 lety +164

    he's not wrong about youth coaches.

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect Před 4 lety +12

      He even had the irritable stance down

    • @georgefoster8133
      @georgefoster8133 Před 3 lety +3

      He is absolutely bang on.... unfortunately I liked the fancy stuff and had this hurled at me on a few occasions 😂😂

  • @88Switches
    @88Switches Před 3 lety +3

    ''Kinda busy the noo for a gaem a curby...''
    Fuckin pissed myself XD

  • @Swashbuckler9x
    @Swashbuckler9x Před 2 lety +3

    "An athletics event for acid casualties" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking reitirin maet

  • @somaannawaz2847
    @somaannawaz2847 Před 5 lety +73

    Not many in the modern era that are f**king hilarious. But this guy is class at his trade

    • @samidhchoudhury5809
      @samidhchoudhury5809 Před 5 lety +1

      No my man. There are several.

    • @niallcarroll6382
      @niallcarroll6382 Před 5 lety +2

      Samidh Choudhury like who

    • @a.t.t.g8359
      @a.t.t.g8359 Před 5 lety

      @@niallcarroll6382 Russell Howard, Josh Widdicombe, you saying that you can't name one person who's paid to be funny that's actually funny

    • @somaannawaz2847
      @somaannawaz2847 Před 5 lety +2

      That's why I said 'not many'. I never said there's none ahaha

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 Před 5 lety +13

    So much culture in this video

  • @adamcupples8082
    @adamcupples8082 Před 2 lety +1

    "Same rules different fish" my fav line from this

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 Před 2 lety +1

    “Both eyebrows are missing!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomoconnor1986
    @tomoconnor1986 Před 3 lety +10

    This guy is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

  • @sarabradley4143
    @sarabradley4143 Před 3 lety +7

    Only comedian who can make me laugh so much

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Před 2 lety +1

    "same rules, different fish" 😭😂

  • @ewancockcroft9448
    @ewancockcroft9448 Před 4 lety +9

    I better go and buy a poppy 😂😂😂

  • @proudpict2057
    @proudpict2057 Před 5 lety +19

    Same rules different fish!

  • @whatthe1274
    @whatthe1274 Před 4 lety +17

    This guy is one of my favourite comedians

  • @petercopley1242
    @petercopley1242 Před 2 lety +3

    Brilliant, and his expressions when telling the story 👏 🤣

  • @kirsteengooden8907
    @kirsteengooden8907 Před 3 lety +6

    Very very funny material but it's all in the delivery. Like Billy Connolly, this is a naturally funny man.

  • @johnderipper4075
    @johnderipper4075 Před 3 lety +10

    WARNING: dont take a swig of beer while watching this guy as you dont know when the punch line is coming and your laptop is going to get a wash while you choke on a fosters

    • @kindredtoast3439
      @kindredtoast3439 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks for the warning. I was sipping on some wine earlier.

  • @sarelito9202
    @sarelito9202 Před 2 lety +4

    One super funny guy! A wizard of comedy.

  • @alexholmes7275
    @alexholmes7275 Před 3 lety +5

    Lol can you imagine a paralytic olympics

  • @pd2772
    @pd2772 Před 3 lety +2

    😂 😂 Thank you for the laughs.. Seriously..! 😂 🙏😜

  • @dant8701
    @dant8701 Před 4 lety +3

    The coach part is so true mine was exactly like that

  • @Jake-mq4ji
    @Jake-mq4ji Před 3 lety +14

    This guy is the best comedian to ever bless the UK 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @elliothunter2579
    @elliothunter2579 Před 4 lety +18

    "Game of cod" - Wait, TF2 is back in fashion :D ? *Scout joke*

  • @thompson223
    @thompson223 Před 5 lety +42

    He gets what people in Scotland are like so accurately its actually amazing 😂

    • @tweetiepie551
      @tweetiepie551 Před 5 lety +9

      How? Hes fae glesga, dya think he was raised in a cave?

    • @thompson223
      @thompson223 Před 5 lety +1

      @@tweetiepie551 calm yourself. Not everyone knows how things go down round here. He nailed it with this one

    • @basstedson
      @basstedson Před 5 lety +2

      @@tweetiepie551 almost chief, but I would have chosen flung up.

    • @TheNoobPube
      @TheNoobPube Před 5 lety +3

      Not like he's from there or anything

    • @n0body550
      @n0body550 Před 4 lety

      tweetie pie Hes not FAE glesga, he lives there now, but not FAE glesga

  • @shrimpeye
    @shrimpeye Před 4 lety +8

    He surely meant the guy in the blue shirt in the front row hahaha

  • @katiedid1851
    @katiedid1851 Před 3 lety +8

    Kevin has the perfect funny face. And delivery.

  • @garrydunbar1535
    @garrydunbar1535 Před rokem +2

    Kev and Boyke make me watch comedy , Sweaty Evans , Al Murray , Manford Bishop etc couldn't lace the Scots boots , real life, effortless stories that we can all understand and get , flawless geniuses

  • @scottishalwaysdixie1638
    @scottishalwaysdixie1638 Před 4 lety +24

    THE BEST OF GLASGOW PATTER 👌 fvcking Brilliant 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 Před 3 lety

      Why a v instead of u, are you a black metal person

    • @scottishalwaysdixie1638
      @scottishalwaysdixie1638 Před 3 lety

      @@ALLMETAL1970 yeah not Glaswegian so fvck explaining it too yeah 💩

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 Před 3 lety

      @@scottishalwaysdixie1638 do yov like trve kvlt black metal

  • @johncheetham7789
    @johncheetham7789 Před 3 lety +2

    🤣 stomach hurts through laughing.

  • @waters_sam
    @waters_sam Před 5 lety +12

    Thanks auto-generated subtitles!

  • @robert25606
    @robert25606 Před 4 lety +6

    just watched this with the subtitles,fucikg hilarious,not a single sentence is right 😂😂😂

    • @ghostej156
      @ghostej156 Před 4 lety

      Ya we prick translated to ill be back ha

  • @Tictacpanter
    @Tictacpanter Před 4 lety +32

    "That's mingen" hah haven't heard that for a long time (Canada)

  • @nyob4938
    @nyob4938 Před 4 lety +54

    Wow auto captions are hilarious. CZcams isn't keen on his accent 😂🤣

    • @ghostninja0105
      @ghostninja0105 Před 4 lety +5

      This reminds me to that elevator sketch where the lift doesnt understand the scottish accent, great banter that is

    • @Lenriak
      @Lenriak Před 4 lety +1

      Damn, and the only time the captions get more than 5 words in a row right is when he's speaking in an accent. :D

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ghostninja0105
      You should see my mother communicating with Alexa ... fun times!

    • @callmedaniel8260
      @callmedaniel8260 Před 4 lety +2

      I turned them on and boy, you are not kidding. I have trouble understanding a lot of what he says but I am doing better than the captioning....

    • @united1990
      @united1990 Před 4 lety

      ghostninja010 eleven!

  • @lynngreene1993
    @lynngreene1993 Před 3 lety

    LOVE KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SuperAshy1
    @SuperAshy1 Před 4 lety +2

    The amount of times I've rewatched this video just for the joke that starts ahh fuck you Jamie 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonneerotten7605
    @jonneerotten7605 Před 4 lety +8

    I watch all Kevin Bridges clips with the Subtitles/CC on. a lot of extra entertainment. try it.

  • @abbieshipton3909
    @abbieshipton3909 Před 4 lety +3

    I love you kev

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 Před 3 lety +1

    - What's your name?
    - Chris.
    - Chress. Good man.

  • @robertmcdonald6953
    @robertmcdonald6953 Před 3 lety +4

    True story guy on x box live abusing a kid on call of duty online called him some choice names. The boy who was caught up in this wonderful example of full on put down turned out to be his son playing in another room he then recognises the voice. It was his own dad, must have been his soft dulcet tones of gaming wrath lol

  • @marcmarrs5283
    @marcmarrs5283 Před 3 lety +1

    Different class 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 Před 5 lety +9

    Fucking love this guy. Can’t find his “house rice” story anywhere though 😭

    • @themooseman8410
      @themooseman8410 Před 5 lety +6

      Try typing in hoose rice

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 Před 5 lety

      lol thanks mate. I have but still can’t find it

    • @emmams5
      @emmams5 Před 5 lety +3

      @@joejitsu034 www.dailymotion.com/video/x5whojf

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety +1

      @@themooseman8410 I love that that was a reasonable thing to suggest

    • @weirdstonk729
      @weirdstonk729 Před 2 lety

      look for kevin bridges sleepover from hell, it's in that video

  • @snelgrave101
    @snelgrave101 Před 3 měsíci

    I stayed in a small village just outside of Glasgow and every Sunday there was a football match at the local pitch, there was one guy just shouting obscene abuse the whole match and you could hear him from ANY street, without fail every week, no kidding.

  • @ghostshimagaming1136
    @ghostshimagaming1136 Před 3 lety +3

    I think a lot of people need to clear the cod out from there ears because I can understand him perfectly

  • @TalkBurnleyFC
    @TalkBurnleyFC Před 4 lety +1

    so funny
    brilliant

  • @marklloyd4087
    @marklloyd4087 Před 2 lety +1

    I'd better go buy a poppy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamtaylor874
    @williamtaylor874 Před 4 lety +3

    Genious

  • @thisthat2528
    @thisthat2528 Před 3 lety

    bang on regarding the coaches

  • @villevirtanen00
    @villevirtanen00 Před 3 lety

    Hahaaa with the cod in your cousin's living room, slapping people

  • @owencampbell8799
    @owencampbell8799 Před 2 lety +2

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @thomasfinlay280
    @thomasfinlay280 Před 5 lety +7

    Turn captions on for another laugh

  • @franciscofajardo4135
    @franciscofajardo4135 Před 3 lety +1

    ON HIS OWN,,CLASS,,😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmccormack7507
    @jimmccormack7507 Před rokem +1

    The Scottish Irish. 😂

  • @tommunism8778
    @tommunism8778 Před 3 lety

    1:16 got me

  • @Medicina2024
    @Medicina2024 Před 3 lety +2

    Same rules different fish followed by buy a poppy - sheer Genius

  • @joannaedssay5988
    @joannaedssay5988 Před 5 lety +13

    Absolutely love Kev I N

  • @DigitalDaffodil
    @DigitalDaffodil Před 7 měsíci +1

    1:26 almost all of his jokes are about the end of a party

  • @incognito8219
    @incognito8219 Před 4 lety +3

    Holy moly more people here than a TED talk

  • @matbroomfield
    @matbroomfield Před 2 lety +4

    It's not the coaches you wanna worry about; it's the mental dads living vicariously through their kids. Some of them are psychopathic.

  • @PpAirO5
    @PpAirO5 Před 4 lety +3

    Love that accent 😊

  • @Anon-.-
    @Anon-.- Před 5 lety +5

    Ahhh kirby!

  • @maxsuttora
    @maxsuttora Před 5 lety +6

    Turn on auto captions if you watch this it’s amazing.

  • @connorvale9620
    @connorvale9620 Před rokem +4

    As an under 8's coach I found this funny 😂

  • @revolutions88
    @revolutions88 Před 5 lety +9

    Man alive that guy got ripped to shreds in front of thousands

    • @tweetiepie551
      @tweetiepie551 Před 4 lety +3

      That was not being ripped to shreds,that was a friendly response.

    • @revolutions88
      @revolutions88 Před 4 lety

      @@tweetiepie551 k

  • @KelbPanthera
    @KelbPanthera Před 4 lety +2

    I'm still not entirely convinced that "Usain Bolt" isn't a stage name. Seriously, a sprinter named "Bolt?" That's one hell of a coincidence.

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ Před 4 lety +9

      There was a lawyer in my town named Sue Yu.

  • @martinyable
    @martinyable Před 3 lety +1

    He is spot on with the sat football unfortunately.

  • @Louis-qd5sw
    @Louis-qd5sw Před 3 lety +1

    I always thought ‘para’ lympic meant like paraplegic 😂

  • @Wrisx
    @Wrisx Před 4 lety +9

    I can’t be the only 1 that only understands about half the sentence everytime😂😂 makes it more funny aswell😂

  • @georgeirwin3511
    @georgeirwin3511 Před 2 lety

    I got some of that this time! I'm learning Scottish!! I'm Tri-Lingual!!!

  • @successfulpsychology4393

    Genius

  • @WacticalTanker
    @WacticalTanker Před 3 lety

    press f to pay respect

  • @salarkhan8067
    @salarkhan8067 Před 4 lety +2

    Funniest comedian ever

  • @lesleydunn6993
    @lesleydunn6993 Před 5 lety +6

    Brilliant so fuckin funny this guy

  • @seanotoole8019
    @seanotoole8019 Před 5 lety +8

    3:04 I dunno what he said hahahaha

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Před 5 lety +12

      He's kinda busy right now for a game of kerby.
      It's a game that kids play with a ball and the kerb of the road.

    • @seanotoole8019
      @seanotoole8019 Před 5 lety +3

      Iain MacLennan not all hero’s wear capes ❤️