''We are Stromtroopers not a bunch of magicians!!'' I don't know...Tossing 6 grenades that somehow deal less damage then 1 grenade is pretty magical to me
Adding to the fact that the stormt troops had the german frag nades which were incredibly efficient against infantry and entranched positions. Same goes for the US and USSR, both had frag grenades for their shock and storm troops that dealt fuck loads of damage.
@@nutrynity4240 I like to think they're like sleeper agents, kinda like the Tankbusters from Red Alert 3, they just pops out of the ground because I think I read somewhere, lore-wise, the Empire have soldiers on every 10 square meters of land.
My favorite is (its not on this video) but its with a bren carrier its. "This rain turns us into a bloody open topped bathtub" I find it funny thinking about some brits with rubber duckies floating round them while the bren is underwater
Haha, the ones that break the fourth wall are excellent. "We're fucked crew, command is drunk again!", "SARGE, ARE YOU HIGH?", "Oh goody, we have one of THOSE players"
Kabuki Kitsune I think it's actually a reference to the tv-show; Band of Brothers. In an episode, a group of soldiers grabs a door to carry a wounded guy on.
Sir Prize, or, more likely, a reference to a WW1-time joke about a grunt who stole a metal-covered door in order to use it as a shield against bullets It definitely was mentioned in "Brave soldier Swejk's adventures"
CoH humor, best humor. but 3 lines where forgotten: "The backdoor is in the back dumkoff!". "you get a mp40, you get a mp40, everyone gets an mp40" and the legendary "We are trying our best here" All volksgrenader lines. And theres more! after years of playing this game i keep finding more! a rather unfunny one i just remembered that the pak40 can say: "we can just hide in these bushes, nobody will notice us. Ever."
"Airborne! Want to go blow up HQ?!" "Gunner, point the turret up in that camera in the sky." "Alright Volksgrenadiers, new MP40s.. try not to shoot each other. xD" LOL that last one. xD
"Because this game has the best unit responses ever made for a game, ever..." Completely agreed... They are so diverse, and fit the situation. This is one of the features that made CoH so unique (and sometimes an overlooked one)
The quote with "These damn halftracks smell like volksgrenadiers" happens all the time when you tell a grenadier squad to get in a half track. The quote saying "Volksgrenadiers receiving new MP-40s, MP-40s try not to shoot each other" happens all the time as well when a volksgrenadiers squad gets equipped with MP-40s.
I love the British line when capturing a fuel point: "Duffy, fuel, and you're smoking a ciga-fucking-rette! !" Or when they occupy a church "Right lads, everyone in the church, let's see if Duffy bursts into flames"
"What's wrong, you're saving your ammo for something better?!" Considering this is Bender's voice, I can't help but think it's Bender actually saying it- xD
We're Jagdpanther Goddammit.... And we hate you! 2:53. Rain.... Open top Tank... Fqing Great Engineering! 2:57 our Veterance 6 Years of war... Their Veterance 6 days of War. 3:02 XD
The reason why when your Volk squad is equipped with MPs, and the guy points out the clicking sound, is because the MP40 has an emergency trigger disconnect when the weapon is out of battery. If the weapon runs out of ammo it lets you know by means of a lever disconnecting the trigger from the sear, a solution to bolt slamfire. Ian points out the quirk, which is actually the basis for the bolt hold open for the future assault rifles of the West.
"Motorcycle is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEED!"
"Jawohl, attacking their armor with my rifle"
I'm detecting some Nazi sass here.
lol Sniper quote
Dinglie Danglie Doodle 1:39 "OK, WASTING AMMO!"
Tomfish 877
''Our veterans, 6 years of war. Their veterans? 6 days of war''
Pootislord ^
Cracked me up
''We are Stromtroopers not a bunch of magicians!!''
I don't know...Tossing 6 grenades that somehow deal less damage then 1 grenade is pretty magical to me
Adding to the fact that the stormt troops had the german frag nades which were incredibly efficient against infantry and entranched positions. Same goes for the US and USSR, both had frag grenades for their shock and storm troops that dealt fuck loads of damage.
@@LocalDeepstateAgent leaving the UK here?
Well Stormtroopers at CoH 2 just magically spawn at empty buildings
@@nutrynity4240 I like to think they're like sleeper agents, kinda like the Tankbusters from Red Alert 3, they just pops out of the ground because I think I read somewhere, lore-wise, the Empire have soldiers on every 10 square meters of land.
@@LocalDeepstateAgent Those are short fuse stunn grenades
"Ignore the commandant, he appears to be the victim of enemy nerve gas."
Gunner aim the turret at the camera in the sky I just can't XD
My favorite is (its not on this video) but its with a bren carrier its.
"This rain turns us into a bloody open topped bathtub"
I find it funny thinking about some brits with rubber duckies floating round them while the bren is underwater
Top Hat rain
Open top tank
Fucking great engineering
Which second?
@@sovetskayasoldier8127 I don't blooming remember that was five years ago. Just look for when it switches to the British.
@@sovetskayasoldier8127 0:39
'Rain...open topped tank...fucking great engineering...'
"Sure.. We'll hide this... giant gun.."
Haha, the ones that break the fourth wall are excellent. "We're fucked crew, command is drunk again!", "SARGE, ARE YOU HIGH?", "Oh goody, we have one of THOSE players"
"Gunner? Point the turret at that camera in the sky!"
Killjoy Dienhardt!...Fart into the radio...
...Yes Sir. *fart*
TheJoy OfToast Those tanks aren't so scary. *whispering* Are you fucking drunk?
hey ,volksgrenadeiers,new MP40s,try not to shoot each other
Yes sir, yes sir, YES SIR, FUCK OFF SIR.
2:20 "Panzerschreck, time to un-pimp his ride" Flawless victory
I just heard it for the first time (in battle) about a week ago. It was glorious.
i like adding it with the "when its clicking like that you need to reload"
2:20 to 2:28 it sounds like they're having an actual conversation in my opinion xD
what unit says that?
Is that voice actor from red orchestra?
"Our veteran's, 6 years of war.
There veteran's, 6 day's of war."
Thare
o o f
You a veteran yet?
Didn't expected so much like on my old account... Also 7 years after and here I am STILL listening to this master piece...
This is from COH1
British soldier: "This rain makes me think God is a bloody Jerry" LOL
Oh yeah I remember
"Rain... open top tank... fucking great engineering..."
"Johnson, no more door-stealing this time"
- Riflemen when garrisoned in a building.
Kabuki Kitsune I think it's actually a reference to the tv-show; Band of Brothers. In an episode, a group of soldiers grabs a door to carry a wounded guy on.
Sir Prize, or, more likely, a reference to a WW1-time joke about a grunt who stole a metal-covered door in order to use it as a shield against bullets
It definitely was mentioned in "Brave soldier Swejk's adventures"
I always thought he said "no more stealing doilies this time"
@@kingtyranius2207 same here
I honestly thought this was a Gmod RP reference for a split second...
I died at 'Panzerschrek! Time to un-pimp his ride!'
what the fuck are talking about
+Jesse Hernandez desynchronizer.deviantart.com/art/Once-upon-a-time-378504621
+Jesse Hernandez Gunner Douchebag!
FIRE AT ANYTHING
FIRE AT EVERYTHIIIING
Isvoor anyone know what unit said this?
Epic Llama Volksgrenadier
@@legokid785 specifically when they leave a building under fire fyi
I can imagine volksgrenadiers running out of a building and just yelling and mag dumping into anything that moves.
"Deinhard fart into se radio!" "Jawohl mein Herr!" *farts*
Reinhard or Reinhart
Hey it's been 5 years. I just want to know whose lines these are
@@pervertbismarck5067 2:41
@@pervertbismarck5067 your name is intriguing XD
1:39 "OKAY WASTING AMMO" :D:D:D love dat sarcasm
"We're a Jagdpanzer goddammit...and we hate you."
Poor Jagdpanther
2:40 "Gunner fart into the radio" "Yes sir" *buzz*
Volksgrenadier:fires
Volksgrenadier:(clicking intensifies)
Sergeant:(sight) when it's clicking like that you have to reload
"Gunner, douchebag, 12'o'clock"
Volksgrenadiers are ready. For what it's worth..... xD
Honestly that voice actor had the pitch of "Well fuck it" down to a t.
"Go back to ze main menju and try out ze tutorial!"
"Gunner, point the turret up in that camera in the sky." LOL
“Go back to the main menu and try out the tutorial.”
That’s a roast for the player/commander from the Panzer Elite soldier!
"SARGE, ARE YOU HIGH?!"
Nah. I love you, ur promoted to staff sergeant
LOL
u gay
1:13 I love how you can hear him laugh after delivering the line.
"Sure, we'll hide this... giant gun."
Oh Pak38, you so crazy.
CoH humor, best humor. but 3 lines where forgotten: "The backdoor is in the back dumkoff!". "you get a mp40, you get a mp40, everyone gets an mp40" and the legendary "We are trying our best here" All volksgrenader lines. And theres more! after years of playing this game i keep finding more! a rather unfunny one i just remembered that the pak40 can say: "we can just hide in these bushes, nobody will notice us. Ever."
"You get a sturmgewehr, you get a sturmgewehr, EVERYONE GETS STURMGEWEHRS!"
"Fart into the radio!"
"Yes, sir. *fart*"
Fucking classic.
We're FUCKED crew! Command is drunk AGAIN!
I love the fact that the devs know that someone will make infantry fire at tanks without any AT equipment so they added a voice line just for that
"PANZERSCHRECK! TIME TO UNPIMP HIS RIDE!" "What the fuck are you talking about?"
gunner douchebag 12 o Clock :)
When it's clicking like that, you have to reload. XD
zakattack1945
gunner put that turret upon that camera in the sky
Naughtyrabbit
You click me one more time and I will fu*kin' smoke you.
zakattack1945
airborne wanna go blow up hq
"Airborne! Want to go blow up HQ?!"
"Gunner, point the turret up in that camera in the sky."
"Alright Volksgrenadiers, new MP40s.. try not to shoot each other. xD"
LOL that last one. xD
hahaha the voice actors having a bit too much fun :D
***** ikr xD
They were given free will as long as they stayed in character and age lol
Nah chief, they did not have enough fun. That’s the problem. XD
Motorcycle is FFFFUUUUUU-
"Because this game has the best unit responses ever made for a game, ever..."
Completely agreed... They are so diverse, and fit the situation. This is one of the features that made CoH so unique (and sometimes an overlooked one)
I broke down at:
"Gunner, Douchebag, 12 o'clock."
The quote with "These damn halftracks smell like volksgrenadiers" happens all the time when you tell a grenadier squad to get in a half track. The quote saying "Volksgrenadiers receiving new MP-40s, MP-40s try not to shoot each other" happens all the time as well when a volksgrenadiers squad gets equipped with MP-40s.
ignore the command he appears to be the victim of some sorted of enemy nerve gas XD
Gunner! Aim the turret at that camera in the sky!
I love the British line when capturing a fuel point:
"Duffy, fuel, and you're smoking a ciga-fucking-rette! !"
Or when they occupy a church
"Right lads, everyone in the church, let's see if Duffy bursts into flames"
"Reinhard, fart into the radio!"
"Yes sir"
*Pbbbrt*
"Taking down armor with my rifle!" Hot damn.
"What's wrong, you're saving your ammo for something better?!" Considering this is Bender's voice, I can't help but think it's Bender actually saying it- xD
War really is the H word.
"Were fucked crew! The command is drunk again!"
"Gunner, Point the turret to that camera at the sky!"
LOL :D
02:40
"Deinheart !!!, FART INTO THE RADIO.........."
"Yes Sir" (PRRRRRTT)
Just imagine that you're in war on a tank then suddenly you hear Jerry saying 2:20
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
We're Jagdpanther Goddammit.... And we hate you! 2:53.
Rain.... Open top Tank... Fqing Great Engineering! 2:57
our Veterance 6 Years of war... Their Veterance 6 days of War. 3:02
XD
Aww man where is "Jesus Conrad tie your fuckin' laces."
COH 2 i think
Indeed...you are correct good sir.
Its from COH 1 American MG crew.
0:39 "Gunner... point the turret up at the camera in the sky."
Just casually breaking the fourth wall.
"Motorcycle is fuuuuuuuuuckkeeed!!!!
Panzershrek unpimp his ride, ha
What the fuck are you talking about?!
LtGenHaden he means one of the chats on the vid at 2:20
SmokeDrake He means one of the chats on the vid at 2:24
The two derps trying to correct LtGenHaden.
Friskiee I was trying to correct SmokeDrake
"SARGE! ARE YOU HIGH?" "AIRBORNE! WANNA GO BLOW UP HQ?" "We're fucked, crew! Command is drunk again!"
The Fourth Wall ones are HILARIOUS!
"SARGE! ARE YOU HIGH?!" and "I think I hear your mom calling for ya..." are my favorites
- AIRBORNE! Wanna go BLOW UP HQ!?
WE ARE FUCKED CREW, COMMAND ARE DRUNK AGAIN!
+Richard Lundström Oh goody, we got one of those players.
who thinks coh1 lines or better than coh2 lines
+Collin Uniatowski but coh1 lines ARE better than coh2 lines
Gordon Kroman yes
Collin Uniatowski exactly
CoH 1 tanks and ze german's voices are more badass
Not just that, CoH in general is much better than CoH2
Tank Commander: Gunner....Douche Bag 12 '0 Clock
lmfao "MOTORCYCLIST'S PHHHHHHHUUUUUKT!!!"
0:39 I just love the 4th Wall Breaks in this game
2:23 Arnold Schwarzie detected
1944 likes, we did good.
1960 likes, NOT OK.
Vietnam
It's 2004 likes...Afghanistan, anyone?
2:56
Best line ever.
Change my mind.
The very first one 0:00
2:55 best line ever
Why can’t games nowadays have shit like this. This is amazing and funny to hear in the middle of the game
Sherman: Puma is trying to engage armour. Good luck! xD
2:49 "Yes sir yes sir yes sir F*ck off sir"
rain.....
open top tank... ....
fucking great engineering
legenary game with legendary voice lines
no looting damit, and stay out of the laundry
no its stay off the lingerie
1:30
At least ONE soldier in every war has been told this.
For what it’s worth 😭😭😭
"Hey Helmuth, the kommando is looking at us, hello mister kommando!"
"SARGE!
ARE YOU HIGH?!"
0:08
Hide*
@@user-tm9jm1ku3fHigh*
The reason why when your Volk squad is equipped with MPs, and the guy points out the clicking sound, is because the MP40 has an emergency trigger disconnect when the weapon is out of battery. If the weapon runs out of ammo it lets you know by means of a lever disconnecting the trigger from the sear, a solution to bolt slamfire. Ian points out the quirk, which is actually the basis for the bolt hold open for the future assault rifles of the West.
The one dude sounds so disappointed, "Jawohl, attacking their armor with my rifle."
JAVOHL ATTACKING THEIR ARMOR WITH MY RIFLE...
" Airborne, want to blow up HQ "
yes let fucking do it when i finish the mission :v
Unpimping his ride is even more funny when you realize that was an ad campaign for Volkswagen.
I can tell the voice actors had fun doing this XD
"Fart into the radio!"
"Yes sir"
*Burp*
Best EVER.
@2:41
"Lieutenant! Fart into the radio!"
"Yes sir!" *Brrrp*
I fucking can't bro 😂
"Our veterans, six years of war, their veterans, six days of war"
“Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, fuck off sir” I just can’t 😂
Oh my god, I lost it at "Panzerschreck! Time to unpimp his ride!" XD
"Time to unpimp his ride."
"Motorcycle is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEED!"
3:00 “Rain... open top tank... fucking great engineering”
Ded
My favorite part is that tank commander that is pissed at the enemy in front of him, cause he says "Gunner, douchebag, 12 o clock!"
I miss this game so much
1:36
''We are Stromtroopers not a bunch of magicians!!''
"we're fucked crew. Command is drunk again" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Rain...open top tank...fucking great engineering."
I laughed harder than i had in months. I genuinely thank you for uploading this.
Almost all the quotes broke the 4th wall😂
rain........open top tank............ fucking great engineering
1:03 my favourite.
"Go back to the main menu, and try out the tutorial" fucking brilliant. I cried after hearing this because I was a newbie :(
2:57 Easily my favorite.
Rain... Open top tank... Fuckin great engineering...
-"Panzershrek! Time to unpimp his ride"
-" WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!"
The units just breaks the fourth wall
It's so hilarious I want to put that specific unit all by themselves