Jerma Streams - Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
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- čas přidán 1. 08. 2024
- Jerma archived Golf It! (The original title of this stream was "Partying w/Ster and Vinny", and was originally streamed/recorded on October 11th, 2023)
This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Party Animals (Part 2) [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny], 2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
0:00 Changing Games
4:54 Golf It!
49:55 End of Stream
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2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
4:54 Golf It!
Jerma gave real "what I can't enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?" engery this stream
“Eating on the old, a succulent Chinese Mayo?!”
Enegery
Engery videos game nerd
"This is democracy manifest" type of energy
Jermas water scores(based on gut reaction):
Core: C
Smart: A
Refresh: B
Dasani: -B (negative B?)
Evian: B
Reverse Osmosis Cappuchino Machine Filter Water: A+
I will also interpret the odius "Which?" column as attempts to guess which water they were tasting:
Jerma thought Core water was Core water
He thought Smart water could be Evian or Refresh
He thought Refresh was either Smart or Dasani
He thought Dasani was Smart water
He thought Evian was Evian
He declined to comment on reverse osmosis water I guess?
There, now you don't need to learn moon runes
Thank you for your sacrifice
I hope your mental health is fine, trying to decypher that must be like reading the Necronomicon
jerma obviously never had essentia, easily S tier
45:45 - This looks like a cypher that a serial killer would leave to taunt the police. And it's just a weird list about Jerma's favourite water...
Reading this comment before having actually watched the stream is both extremely confusing, and also perfectly in character for Jerma
I am about 99% certain the Zodiac Killer sent this shit to the Police during his spree
Jerma doesn't make noise until 11 seconds in, but as per usual, he doesn't start making sense until 43:40
i find it actually very cute that they just decided to do their own fun tier list, like jerma does mad man things but this thing was wholesome and then it gets to the cypher lol
exactly i was so confused when they started making fun of him like?? why is it weird? it sounds like a fun activity 2 do with your partner, its not hurting anybody and they clearly bonded over it because she kept the picture of the whiteboard and everything
Local streamer attempts to find Ster’s holes
This felt like 3 members of a friend group that never hang out trying to make conversation on a long road trip.
Holy shit this is exactly the vibes. But also it's golf so that's a general bore
Its so wholesome to see jerma and his husband ster spending time with their son
I think Ster activated bimbo mode during this stream. No none-bimbo accidentally pronounces titanic as “titantic”
My eyes bounced back and forth between “titanic” and “titantic” for a solid 30 seconds trying to spot the difference. I guess that makes me a bimbo 😅
none-bimbo
Let’s go golfing! 🙂
Let’s go swimming! 🙂
Heh heh... Let's go golfing!
Let's freaking go, guys!
I fucking love it when Jerma streams with Poke, they are so different but they bounce off each other so well
25:11 feels like a really good Jerma moment.
12:40 Jesus Christ I wasn’t really listening and I thought they were saying “bug” the whole time.
“Fill a bug with liquid.”
“How many bugs do I have? 5.”
“I have a bug that always makes me laugh.”
LOL
40:45 This is why we love Jerma. He's just a real life clown, on stream and off, and sometimes there just happens to be a camera and a microphone in his face.
ster was so jealous girlfriend unnecessarily competing for her boyfriends attention-coded this stream
Why is your profile picture AI fem Jerma
@@justdrop this person is clearly deranged (compliment) i mean did you even process the comment
Damn jerma really is retired, they're playing golf and talking about drinking water What the fuck
The fact that Ster drinks sink water explains everything
lead brain
He makes tea in the shower
youtube commenter no longer can relate to the common man
Love it when Poke and Jerma play games together, lol. Their personalities just click(from a viewer perspective, not trying to be parasocial andy here) and the stupid shit they spout just makes me laugh. Also, poke's laugh is contagious
JGA - Jerma Golf Association
Jerma and Holly utilizing the whiteboard to make lists for fun on more than one occassion... they were meant for each other 😆
i skip to a random part of the video and of course i land on 30:58
Jerma and his girlfriend were high as hell doing this water list
Germa
I aspire to be someone who would find fulfillment out of doing water tier lists for fun while sipping reverse osmosis water.
this feels like a stretched out game grumps episode
jerma saying that he puts shower water in his mouth, swishes it around, and spits it out as if that’s more normal than just drinking water from a showerhead is crazy
i find myself constantly agreeing with ster over the course of this video i dont think they deserve his wisdom. why muster the energy to get multiple glasses of water when i can hydroload by opening my maw to the infinite rain machine i'm already going to be standing in for 15 to 30 minutes
shower heads can fill with built up dirt and such from the pipes, but also more than that any creatures that were washed up. i stopped drinking shower water when i went 2 clean my clogged shower head 1 day and an entire disassembled spider spilled out. its 4ever burned in my memory. just generally a bad idea 2 trust theres nothing in there
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Hermit
26:25 swollen balls allegations from the duck game
41:00
Jerma with the deep cut Curb reference
he's gotta do an updated visual tier list
nice I love this game
lets not look past 20:32 this absolute gamer made it on the last shot, with no time left 😎 holyyyy, thats my streamer.
I'm just wondering why they assume everyone takes hot showers, at least in this context of drinking something.
idk, there's a lot of assumptions. everyone's got that tickle for something, to each their own.
cold showers in the winter, that's a true test. it gets so cold you feel hot, every water bullet burns your back.
and you get out refreshed asf, like you marinated in... man, just try it.
Buzzer beater on the shitter
What odd person doesn't drink shower water, the bacteria adds flavour, it's like a little treat.
I love that golf games always make people talk about the most random shit, I remember when NL did it every week on the NLSS
26:33 had me in tears
A mug of summit1g makes me want a Faze mug now
water tier list incoming
Ster talking about shower water being infinite free drinking water is so fucking funny to me. It killed me. I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Idk maybe its the CBD gummies. I kept thinking of him differentiating that from water just from the sink. Like it never occurred to him that the regular water youd get from the sink to drink is also "infinite free water." Like drinking from the shower is some life hack for free water.
im pretty sure stir is just the guy jerma keeps around to make himself seem way funnier even if jerma already is funny when you have the guy who is the "loud is funny type of guy" its easy to come across as the better person.
Ster and poke cannot fathom bfs and gfs having hobbies
Here to distract myself from seeing my mom's youtube history
😂
This stream rate is brutal. Gotta get used to it though
Just pretend to be old as well so its not a problem
Nah, I prefer it like this. Now it feels like your dad randomly buying you a candy bar every so often. It's like a treat you don't know when you're gonna get but it's always a joy
aw hell no why steer being so mean to jermer
swollen
Poke should try a couple bong rips in the shower. Its great
Idk what it is abt this stream but the conversations feel so disjointed, like theres just some weird fuckin energy here
Like they go from talking about coffee to “the working man” and it just feels like every sentence is ai generated
called being high
It was post-orgy conversation, it's always awkward.
I prefer the inverse psychosic water
Like what another guy said, it sounds like Ster is the jealous third wheeling girlfriend butting in constantly.
Ster drinking shower water is so gross
It wasnt focused on enough, so gross xD
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