Robert Pattinson Desperately Needs a New York City Hot Dog | GQ
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- Robert Pattinson takes us into a brief, desperate, hunger-filled moment in the life of Robert Pattinson. Written by Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson as Himself
Vikram Gandhi as Hot Dog Man
Daddy Ramazani & Aleah Quiñones as Gossiping Pedestrians
James Pettigrew as Ice Cream Man
Akili King as Subway Girl
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Executive Producer - Dorenna Newton
Director - Vikram Gandhi
Written By - Robert Pattinson
Director of Photography - Nick Perron-Siegel
Producer - James Pettigrew
Production Manager - Josh Young
Sound Recorders - Spencer Ward & Caleb A. Mose
Production Assistants - Daddy Ramazani & Zoey Haar
Video Research - Andie Diemer
Post Production: House of Trim
Edited by: Josh Cramer
Graded By: Susi Dollnig
Assistant Editor: Nina Thomas
Post Audio: Hyperbolic Audio
Engineers: Peter McPartland
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Robert Pattinson Desperately Needs a New York City Hot Dog | GQ - Komedie
he is the voice in the back of your head that tells you to try crack
underrated comment
@@teerose8692 geniuses are never understood in their generation
Lf
💀😂
cryinggg
this batman trailer is crazy
The best joke in this whole comment section
It's exactly how I imagined it to be
@@LA-tz8zr that voice at the beginning tho,proly gonna be similliar with his batman voice
Where is the joke?
Why so serious son?
When he’s dressed undercover he looks more like Robert Pattinson than ever
XD
Well paradoxically, disguise is a portrait of someone's identity in some ways. So it might not that odd to be himself more than ever while he "thinks" he is not like himself😗😗
He actually looks like
Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock
@@kindplanet1 yeah, that's right! He looked just like that in Season 3
He looks like Cox’ Daredevil in that thumbnail
“You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs!” 2:30
Protect this man at all costs.
We don't need to protect him , HE IS THE BATMAN !
😂😂👌
So apparently being famous is a lot like having a social anxiety disorder, except people really are staring at you and judging you everywhere you go. Interesting stuff.
@Ken H. But are YOU famous? If not, how could you relate? Understanding and experiencing are two different things. Also as a woman, if I'm not vibing im not vibing. My man's aint got alot to do with that.
Ken H rn: just v i b e guys like h o n e s t l y
i think he has both
@Ken H. honestly that's the stupidest sentence I've heard all week
@Ken H. you should write a comedy skit lol
he looks rich and depressed. definitely bruce wayne
And mysterious
And quirky
@@hannahhazirah9762 he's not like the other girls
@@AceChase205 why would most celebs be depressed
he's my joker, tho
Robert Pattinson can probably play the role of Batman and the Joker in one movie.
Why is this not a thing yet
OR A MOVIE WHERE BATMAN IS THE JOKER :0
@@strawberry_d3mon874 That would be so interesting! Like one of his deepest fear is actually becoming his worst enemy: The Joker. And then he has to face Scarecrow who uses his fear toxine and makes his fear real in his mind: The Batman is The Joker
@@cpx6032 thats already a thing,
The Batman Who Laughs, where Bruce finally snaps and kills Joker, bit unbeknownst to him Joker had prepared for the day he'd finally break his no kill rule, and a toxin was put in place so that when the Jokers heart stops beating whoever killed him would be driven insane and become the Joker themselves.
@@cpx6032 this is the whole plot of Batman Arkham Knight actually
You can tell how good of an actor he is when you realise the differences between how he says “this city is a labyrinth, designed to mock me” and “when that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning.”
I am the shadows
czcams.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/video.html 2:21
Im vengance
You got a lot of cats
That kinda sounds like a Batman line tbh
His gf: he must be thinking about other girls
Robert :
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
You genius 🤣😭
I misread this as ‘his gf must be thinking about other girls’
LMAO
The inner dialogue of an introvert.
Lol well he is an INFP 😂
@@justinemarquez533 im an infp lmfao
@@baileylouise9446 is that type of adhd?
@@boba3475 it’s a personality type
Yup
I think this actually got him considered for The Batman.
I mean, you’re not wrong. He was promoting the movie “Good Time” at the time, and it was “Good Time” that made Reeves consider him for Batman.
Good Time
This whole sketch seems like the Batman have a nervous breakdown and becoming a villain
Reeves said it was Good Time and The Lost City of Z but this couldn't hurt. He's brilliant in it
More like The Lighthouse, a movie where he talks like this the entire time.
" This city is a labyrinth designed to mock me " Very Batman-ish
This feels so deep and poetic that could actually be a line that fits well in a Batman film,
The words, not the voice
For those who don't know. He wrote and directed that himself and came up with the idea on the same day lol
@Dziordan1 well who even are you to judge, right?
Dziordan1 well what do u expect, u replied on a reply list 😂
He didn't direct it. Vikram Ghandi did. He only wrote it.
Dziordan1 I liked it but I also liked your comment so I’m worried
yeah i could tell lol
Imagine going on the streets and seeing Robert Pattinson put his phone in his mouth
that’s my dream
I would love that
I wouldn't be surprised
I'd think man he really does smell like crayons
I would walk up to him and ask are you feeling okay sir your eating your phone.
“Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal.” - Battinson.
I'm so proud of him for finally finding his way to the hot dogs he so desperately needed 😪
Papaya King is the best 👌
I imagine this being his actual inner dialogue on a daily basis
I know for sure that it’s mine
LOL
This comment should be pinned
Well well
Probably is.
he's so versatile in acting AND voice modulations that he can do both batman and the joker.
yeah, i saw him in Good Time and in The Lighthouse... and his posture, his voice and his looks are completely different. I really don't know why people still thinks that Robert is a bad actor.
Alejandro Nuñez twilight. He regrets it.
@@LA-rp5uy hahaha, ah yes, now i get it.
IWatchWeirdVideos I’m by no means a film buff, but they are both terrific films. Watched them each multiple times within the same month, they were that good.
he could play a version of The Batman Who Laughs!
"You can call me rob I eat hotdogs" and his lil' victory dance will always be Iconic 🛐
Robert Pattinson presents: what's going on in an introvert's head 98% of the time in public
Robert Pattinson never fails to remind me that he's insane
I’d lose my mind as well if I had to deal with all of those Twilight fangirls everywhere I went back in the day
Bring Back KP, Animated Obviously /CrisisOnFire1977 this has not changed
yes
word
man is definitely insane but we love him
Just imagine living in his brain for 15 minutes
I would say that that would be weird but i am probably like this too a lot of times,i just not externalise it
That would be so fun I love rpattz sooooo much
Minute 5...
Me: Let me out!!!! 😭
@@ebonyqueen_riri3510 5? I would be going insane after the first 60 seconds, I can barely stand my own inner dialogue LOL
I have a lot of anxiety so I can easily
Prior to The Batman's release I found it insane that people were so doubtful of Pattinson because if there's anyone who was absolutely perfect for Bruce Wayne, it was always going to be a beautiful, rich, reclusive weirdo.
as someone with social anxiety this is very relatable.
extremely!! 😫😩
Yup.
I like how he needs to hide his jaw, that's probably the giveaway
razor sharp jaw
@@jolene9756 that jaw could double as a letter opener.
Too sharp 🔪
Jordan Denny it's literally at a 90 degree angle
That jaw is legend...wait for it...dary
Knowing Robert Pattinson, this is probably how he legitimately experiences the world
wait, you know him?
@Niladri Nagchowdhury of course he does not ,lmao
Aye I just made your likes at 1k 😎
you know him how?
@@lordmegatron4789 dont take him seriously
"I knew I was a normal human being" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This feels like a precursor to his monologue in the Batman. Like Rob was still trying to figure out how to play the character
I’m not convinced he’s human. Like not a vampire but just..not human..
We'll find out what he is soon enough
you watched olivia kathryn’s video didn’t you
gremlin, raccoon, and ballerina
toa scranill ....is this a threat....?
beevaz most definitely, but like, she had a point, there’s no way this man is human
I now understand why Liam traveled 10,000 miles. That hot dog looks really good.
This is exactly what I thought Rob's inside voice would sound like LOL
I think Robert Pattinson should do voice acting. He did great voice acting in this.
It's that accent.
He’s amazing, just listen to his versatility of accents in films like Good Time or The King
@Tatiana exactly my point. His natural accent is enough to make you pay attention.
@Tatiana you and me both. In fact I did that just recently. I've had bad insomnia for a month and I'd just watch videos of him on CZcams with headphones on and his voice is just so relaxing.
Well, he's got a voice role in the English dub of the next Studio Ghibli film, so this comment aged well
"he was on teen wolf" LOL the biggest insult to edward cullen
Nah, being in Twilight was the insult
Blue Ghost well, maybe for robert but for edward thats.... his life so 😂
Hahaha i Love this part
Teen Wolf was a great show, far superior to twilight.
@@Picksodus I like Teen Wolf too. But we have to agree that Twilight came first, maybe Teen Wolf was inspired by Twilight, and become better at this point. But I still prefer twilight
What I expected: Rob Pattinson gets a hot dog like a boss in the greatest city ever.
What I got: An existential crisis about food, place, and identity.
Thanks GQ for making it happen
Fun fact: when matt reeve's saw this video he started production on the Batman with Pattinson in mind.
Robert Pattinson hates being a celebrity more than anyone else and I’m living for it
@Ron 3 I mean, other than the money, what's to really like or enjoy about it?
John Nowak Kind Sir that must be exhausting
Oh poor guy :(
Ikr!!!!! I understand not wanting all the pressure I still love him tho😭😂💖
Kristen Stewart hates it a little bit more
When Alfred dies and Bruce gets hungry.
This. This made me laugh
He'll fix something for himself
...why did i think this implied bruce was going to eat alfred
@@alyssa6743 happens when you watch too much Hannibal on Netflix
@@jaredpeacemaker795 I've never seen hannibal 😖 guess it's just my nature~🤭
He's hilarious and the contrast of the artful shots & the ridiculous voice over is just brilliant lol
Vengeance needs a hot dog.
The fact that this was written by Rob himself makes it even more brilliant lol
Lamoo did he?
yes
@The Caring Adolf Hitler description, mate
@The Caring Adolf Hitler Says it in the description - Written by Robert Pattinson.😊
omg and the voice?
The way he runs out and screams when that woman recognizes him I- 😭😂😂😂
I know! I I scream-laughed so hard at that hahahaha
😂😂😂
This is like my 20th time watching this maybe more than that 😭 I can't get over it and I loveeee his goofiness 🤣🤣
hahaha so goood
I cracked up laughing😂😂😂😂😂
this is when you realize that he can do comedy well... Robert is a great actor, this man is ground gold
Oh yes. Its proven, in the movie DAMSEL
This is the funniest thing I've seen here in ages and I can't believe I've never seen it before! Thanks GQ for including it in Rob's "iconic roles" interview so I could find it!
This just looks like a day in the life of a person that has serious social anxiety issues... that desperately needs a New York hot dog.
Me
Rebecca same lol
Me 😥
SAME..
I guess it must be even worse, at least with our anxiety, therapy and rational thought can remind us that people actually don't care and aren't looking at you, but if you're a celebrity, this is the opposite.
"Seal myself into the bubble....now I can breathe...." most relatable comment
Who came here after Liam Thompsons videos?
matt reeves seen this and really went “this is batman”
For sure the only person who could play both batman and joker
The Batman Who Laughs
What, I never thought about him playing Joker! I would love to see that.
He can be Bruce Wayne/Batman and Joaquin Phoenix can be Author Fleck/Joker.
I think Christian Bale too can play both Batman and Joker
Christian Bale could too. An better. I'm assuming you've never seen American Psycho?
Also I recon Michael Keaton could. He basically did as Beetlejuice.
he should definitely do a comedy every once in a while
Duh he do twilight
Twilight was basically a comedy
Xandra I mean, we got the Lighthouse? That’s like, at least 20 percent comedy (although the other 80 percent is a psychological horror induced fever dream of madness and isolation)... but still, 20 percent comedy!
Xandra I was going to give you a like, but you’re at 666
@@thebatman8815 in The King his character is a perfect comedy guy, maybe the best part of the movie.
I am here because of Liam Thompson.
I am here because of Liam
Same
same lol
same
Robert Pattinson has strong “obscure taste in memes” energy
He's a dank meme kinda guy
I mean he also enjoys Death Grips, so this feels accurate
czcams.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/video.html 2:21
Flip the Joker "that's a meme, Batman" joke
@@sleep6837 dont you mean he is death grips lead guitarist
well if that isn't an accurate representation of anxiety
More like paranoia
@@Jax.Scorpio It's more so social anxiety than paranoia.
@@lolaa.8161 I was diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic at 1 point in my life. You don't know what it's like.
@@Jax.Scorpio paranoia is a symptom of social anxiety. Don't brag about your mental illnesses.
@@wokeil Social anxiety is a symptom of paranoia
I love to see people's love for Pattinson, Twilight did him dirty, he's a great actor and a hilarious human being. If you haven't watched Good Time, you're missing out.
“You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs” will now be one of my favorite quotes
robert pattinson starring as my anxiety
Imagine waking up in the night and someone whipsering softly in to your ear *where is the man with the hotdog*
Imagine him whispering that. 😉
Omg lolol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:01
"The city, this city is a labyrinth designed to mock me" 😂😂😂
This is basically the origin of today's young Bat-Man, when you're frustrated trying to have alone time and want to get a snack, so you vent your frustration on petty criminals...
czcams.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/video.html 2:22
this was his batman audition
World: Pandemic
Rob Pattinson: _”woah is that a hot dog?”_
this was 3 years ago lol
@@hattiegore7828 Robert wouldn't have changed one bit
'You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs'
He's literally me.
Cast director of The Boy and the Heron saw this and hired him for sure
You're fond of me hot dogs, ain't ye?
god tier comment
Best comment.
How could i possibly like the horseshit you cook us for supper
HAAAAARK!
🤣😭💀
Why am I only discovering this now?! This is a masterpiece, I'm in tears.
Right!!!
no, you're not overreacting
@@user-uk9er5vw4c no he’s not
rob write more deranged things please
Liam Thompson fans...
Assemble.
This makes me want to see him as joker rather than batman. No joke
I need both
batman is as crazy as the joker so it works both ways.
@@ssquared901 lol the plot twist of the new Batman movie is Bruce Wayne is actually tracking himself down.
Wongsquared - That would actually be a good plot tbh
@blake ellis Maybe Batman who laughs!
What is hilarious about this is I actually saw Robert in a restaurant one time in LA and he was hunched over his food, hood up and seemed very much the same in this video that day! You haven't changed a bit Mr. Pattinson!
Batman
@@ethansalie2390 Battinson
which restaurant?!
@@VannahCakesYo why does it matter?
@@garmen- simple curiosity lmao no need to get unpleasant.
roberts "batman" audition tape... or maybe one of arkham asylums finest inmates
The saddest part of this video is that the Papaya King on St. Marks closed shortly after this video was filmed :( RIP will forever be missed
hes a true artist ill never get why so many people hate him cuase of twilight lol
Yeah it's sad because hes a really good actor
What is this twilight you speak of I only know him as Cedrick diggory
@@Fishlipsandbabyhands I have never watched Twilight although my brother tried hard to make me watch it but I had heard it as love story every girl fascinated about and I don't like watching love stories..my bro told that it's not regular love story it's about vampires but I didn't watch..then I found out Rob too doesn't like it😁...I am Hufflepuff so I love the fact that Rob loves Cedric..he was Hufflepuff pride😄and he will always be Cedric Diggory..He has never looked better as Rob than Cedric Diggory..Cedric was so handsome..that face and with that yellow black t shirt in maze he looked like a dream
@@Phoenix.219 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
I love him because of twilight
hahaha introvert problems. This is serious though total anxiety.
I'm not introvert but have the same problem
More so the life of a celebrity
@@valarievals693 bit a both
@@valarievals693 He's well known to be very shy and has talked about his anxiety issues. They're real. It doesn't have to do with being a celebrity, he was born that way.
Talia Who that’s not because he’s an introvert, he has to disguise himself in public or else he’d never be able to go anywhere, too many people would recognize him
This is Bruce Wayne during his wandering years before Batman. This is now cannon for me.
anyone else here after Liam thompson's video?
Me ✋️
✋
That was hysterical. Negative commenters can choke on a hot dog.
It is the most... (choking...choking even more. Seconds pass. I can't breathe, my face turn blue. Mustard drip down my chin onto my hands that is currently clamping my throat) STOP READING AND SAVE ME!
They can choke on Robert's hot dog.
Robs' hotdog
.
@@summertime7651 you win for best comment to this comment.
For anyone asking. Yes, this is his Batman voice.
More like Joker voice
@@ludens1472 more like give me credit for Actually calling the fact I predicted his Batman voice.
Who came here after Liam’s video? 🤩
Me
It's a Gotham City hot dog now
"A New York hotdog. The kind that makes you fall in love."
He's not wrong xDDD
Until you have a Philly cheesesteak. Just saying.
His hotdog makes me
New York hot dogs beat anything... and pizza, New York pizza is way better than pizza shop you would find in Sicily, Italy
The antithesis of the Bunnings Warehouse Sausage, which somehow has an amazing reputation here even though it's basically just charcoal in defrosted bred.
Who tf pulls a match out of a fridge?
Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson does.
Batman year zero in Gotham City
Just found this. It’s so unhinged I absolutely love it.
When Alfred goes on vacation.
I love this comment lmao
😂😂😂
lmaoo
I love Rob's sense of humor.. He is a normal human being after all. I couldnt imagine living under a microscrope having to hide away all the time. I feel bad for him but I hope one day it will settle for him.. I will have to say, Rob needs to come to cities that have no paparazzi.. Indianapolis has hot dog stands too.. Anyways, thanks for the laugh and giving us a more perspective on your daily life struggles and cravings of hot dogs...
I couldn't agree with you more
You meant to say an ¨ordinary¨, because nobody is normal, but an ordinary human being that gets one the most expensive ubers, definitely normal.
Hahaha couldn't agree with you more Helen. I forgot which one it was, but in one interview during his Twilight days he came told this really crazy story and he recently said that it was completely made up. The only reason was because he did not know how to sound more interesting to the interviewer so he came up with a crazy story lmao.
I think the point of living in big cities is to have more anonymity, but there's more people in them so it's a double edged sword.
You know this got him the Batman role.
This is me whenever I want food but don't wanna go out and leave the house to get food😂. Even the inner monologue is dead on.
robert pattinson operates on a different astral plane
You know you’re Robert Pattinson when you have to just cover your jawline to disguise yourself and nothing else. Without that coat there’s no way he’d go unrecognizable even with sunglasses and a hat on with that jawline.
Further proves that his Batman cowl disguise is heavily flawed, because his jawline is fully exposed
@@dagetheevil1 no. It’s a rookie suit, the cowl looks fine. It is meant to be flawed which you and the majority seem to misunderstand
@@natechenry A bit late, but I think you seem to misunderstand my context. I made a joke about how his cowl disguise is flawed cuz his jawline is so recognizable.
I know Batman's character very well lol, you shouldn't generalize someone without being certain.
If you say jawline again. He will come on your face.
@@stephenr80 it’s probably what he wants.
This was more interesting and emotionally taking than the entire new Star Wars trilogy.
This man is the Joker and Batman all in one vampire looking dude.
didn't know he was gollum...
Hysterical!!!
we all are gollum precious
Violet Daisy No, he’s Batman; Alfred’s Gollum.
@@thebatman8815 😂😂😂
@@yt-sh but we hates it.
01:07
"Oh my go-"
"EEEEEEEKH!"
Lmao
Loved that
My fav part
Representation of all introverts.
If you've ever wondered what introversion feels like, this is it lol
I love this… I’m crying
"You can call me Rob, I eat hot dogs”
Wtf did I just watch...
A masterpiece
Robert Pattinson getting a hotdog
@@EmyN YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A love story between an introvert and a hot dog.
Oh look my favorite CZcamsr in the wild
We need a whole show of this!! He's such a funny guy 🤣😆😂
Scarecrow’s fear toxin hits different when you’re hungry.
oh my GOD. "I KNEW i was human."
GQ, bless you for letting this exist