Won’t Someone Please Let Kamala Harris Text Again
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- čas přidán 18. 04. 2024
- Taylor Tomlinson brings panelists Jon Lovett, Aaron Jackson, and Josh Sharp into the group chat! They talk about Kamala Harris not being able to text, the latest ways a Tesla can severely injure humans, and one mom’s campaign to keep meat in the kitchen.
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To quote his former boss, Hillary Clinton "Jon is..a lot"
Baha! Deep cuts
"you look like you watch a lot of cybertruck videos" is such a burn, its unreal
Also, a reference
@@CourtneyCha0s hello??
4:24 and Jon is already lecturing the audience and I am sooo here for it. 😂
As a weekly Lovett podcast consumer, I am VERY excited to see Jon on here.
Lovett's rant to the audience plus Aarons, "WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT HAND???" had my brain screaming the same 😆
I was thinking something slightly different: "where did he get that hand?"
How delighted Taylor is makes this episode that much better.
"in case of an emergency, suck on a capri sun and know that this is god's plan"
i INSTANTLY thought of the same 😭 your mind!!
@@laincoubert7236 ayeeee lmao
The best episodes are when each guest is delightfully wacky and the chemistry among them is *chef’s kiss*. This is one such episode.
Jon Lovett’s Boeing joke 🤣🤣
"I'm gonna make it gayer, and nicer"
Oh I love this.
bleeping the name of the musical made me think it was so much worse than 'Dicks'
Compared to what is said on Graham Norton.
@@lynnstlaurent6789 ... also compared to what is said here, in this clip.
What ever happened to when they'd bleep out only the middle of the word so you could still tell what they said?
Ah, thank you! I had no idea what it was actually called. Bleeping out the word "dicks" is so excessively prudish it's offensive. Much more offensive than the word itself.
Everyone on the plane yelling at co-pilot Jesus: "Oh sure, we crash, we die but you know you get resurrected! Get away from those controls!!"
Came for Lovett, stayed to find out my fate as a Jennifer
it feels like a british game show and all it took was the gays.
Yes!
You are so right!
OMG Jon Lovett!!!! Yes!!!!
omg Lovett is hilarious and brilliant
I feel they purposefully got jon and two super tall comedians 😅
Are they really super tall? Or is he just super short?
One of the funniest segments this show has produced!
As a Jennifer, I want that certificate soooooooo badly.
Saaaaaame!!!
Did you even vote for the President of Jennifer?
I love it when Taylor loses it…as she does continuously in this episode!
you can definitely tell the audience has never heard Lovett on his podcast.
You can tell that all 3 of them are so the type of humour Taylor likes xD giggles all video long!
I love Jon Lovett!
Always enjoy the show, but this was one of the few I saved to rewatch again later. hilarious, and I love watching Taylor lose herself laughing
This segment was so enjoyable, mainly because you tell Taylor is having a great time!
Gotta applaud the restraint from everybody on set after "10 fingers is too many. 3 is all you need." If you listen closely, you can hear the standards and practices person bursting a blood vessel.
Before the internet, Vice Presidents couldn't even spell potato.
"national security" certainly doesn't keep folks in congress & other levels of gov from texting
the most unhinged gay episode. thank you
Jon’s vice president joke was the most solid part of this segment
Better excuse than I use for ignoring texts
THRILLED to see Lovett on the show!!!
I keep waiting for Chris Hardwick's mom to make an appearance.
Perfect panel of comedians
Also, Jesus didn't go to vocational school. He took over his stepdad's business. #nepobaby
noooo, now nepoJesus will exist rent free in my head from now on hahaha
I've never been more attracted to a panel. And that's saying something--Jon Gabrus has been on this show.
Jon Lovett!!
Taylor looks like a heavenly representative in tonight’s outfit
Will the playlist videos be in order? Cant wait to find out!
I think the possible to impossible joke was a comment about it.
It wasn't an Encore, but I've had my hand closed in a Buick trunk. Did more damage to the trunk than my hand. It was a 90s car though, i wouldn't trust a modern car to not amputate fingers.
Not the he went to vocational school. I died 😂
Favorite lineup to date. Hilarious, adorable, crazed, fantastic!
the vice presidents-history part got waay to intense
And yet not a single mention of Aaron Burr killing Alexander Hamilton.
I’m a simple man, I see Lovett and I love it
This is great! They are making Taylor bust a gut laughing! I think we need a Gay - Off, between These Guys and the Lesbians (Fortune, Mia and Tig)! Already the energy is Fabulous and I'm here for it! Don't really know these guys, so I'm looking fwd to watching the ep and Taylor lose it laughing!
Best panelists everrrrrrrr!!!
Jon has my type of humor
Good stuff 👍
The thumbnails for this episode are insane
That was a really good segment
Jon is my favorite
Looks at my 7 fingers, one thumb, and one thinger... 🤣
They should play for the name Karen.
Too late, already been given out.....a lot
Best episode ever 😂😂 Lovett is epic ❤
Incredibly funny
yay it's josh and aaron
1:23 whaaaa?!
So good
Panelists I’m in love! 😂🤣
These three should be on the show permanently. Maybe in little boxes on the wall, Hollywood Squares style
Um, I’m very late to this party but Taylor’s jacket is beautiful!!
Maybe the carpenter could fix a makeshift door when the first one falls off?
lol. I won the prize.
I love Taylor's forced laughs. She's so cute when she tries to pull it off.
Josh gives me big Shaggy from Scooby Doo vibes.
Lovett is my AuDHD avatar.
He does all the things I want to do IRL, but cannot thus far:
Pod Save America; Lovett or Leave It; ex-Ronan Farrow; WH job; etc.
These WQBs (Wonderful Queer Boys) need to be on every other week…MINIMUM!
My name is Jennifer and I approve of this episode. 😅
Hey do I take the name Taylor now? 😅
Yep, get with the program!
5:25: ......... To see if that thing would cut it...
10:28 Boeing, this is all your reputation is...
Yo intern, it continues to be the case that this show's videos on youtube are much quieter than all other youtube videos.
Huh....same volume on my phone.
NOT JESUS ON THE BOEING
Ok..but wont any hood on any vehicle rip off body parts if it slams down?
at 9:37, are the flight attendants also a k-pop band?
OMG Lovett!! Yay!
Surprised no one said anything about what that meat mom was wearing...
9:52 wtf are these programmers telling AI?
I'd like to adopt aaron, thank you
Ideas! Ideas for you Taylor!
"Word boxing."
Not boxing words, it's words that compete with eachother! Like... bland... Water, Fire.
Cliff.. (not bar), Vertigo... tracks...
"What I was about to jump off before I met you, then... did a double-take."
Use "Word Boxing!"
Jon Lovett looks like Ted got super old after he met your mother.
Jon being based early in the episode.
It's the Gay episode! I had no idea. Fabulous is fun though.
omfg i loved DICKS (and why is this censored cbs? nerrrrrrds) the musical!! it was so brave for two gay men to play two hetero men that are also FU&#ING IDENTICAL TWINS! ofc bowen yang is god, and also probably really disappointed that his son went to vocational school rn lmfao
So who signed the certificate as "President of Jennifer"?
Why does Jesus have a bird's nest on his head?
Jennifer was the number one name for girls born in the U.S. from 1970 to 1984. Guess why I know that.
I'm going to guess that it's because you're part of the problem.
Panel was not gay enough. But since a lot of giraffes are gay the tallness made up for it.
Ronda Rousey is kind of funny and edible.
insanely gay lineup (compliment)
Is Jon Lovett short or are those guys tall? Both?
Please do not destroy the name. I don't know why, but it just sounds like a friendly name.
Why is Jon standing in a hole?
Hot take: having each guest deliver a preprepared joke after they’re introduced kind of kills comedic momentum.
This is the gayest episode ever and I love it.
Ooh, edgy!
I love how wrong everyone is about the link between meat and heart disease still after all the overwhelming evidence that shows there is none.
Taylor gotta practice that fake laugh lmao
Aaron is an unfunny Jim Carrey. An annoying, unfunny Jim Carrey.
Why is Jon Lovett here? He’s a news commentator not a comedian
He’s a comedian
He has done standup since the beginning of his career.
He’s both.
No matter where he’s at, Jon must abuse his audience, and I Lovett
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