@thepotatoportal69 yeah, not sure why OP thinks that's such an accomplishment. If anything, from what I've seen I'd Guess it's probably more difficult to only get "admission to guilt" given how rare it is for players to only get one of the two.
Actually, most people put the "I'm the victim" part right after the first "I'm sorry", but this guy used a faster strat, which involves saying it after mentioning the depression, which reduces the duration of the apology video. He is just a genius
Well, to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of ones views and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every ones valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
Pretty impressive and im actually surprised that he didn't use the pet strat that makes the apology 10% more convincing and can reduce the time you need to cry if you have an allergic reaction to it.
This isn't even a proper apology video. -Didn't have any sighs throughout the apology -Lack of emotional music -Lack of pets -Didn't have an unsettling silence while staring at the camera -Didn't film on a kitchen floor -Didn't wear thick makeup -No loved one died/killed -Lack of any holy symbol -Didn't state that he loves God
I can't believe you skipped the "Here's my dog for extra sympathy!" step at the start. It will be amazing when you complete the "All tactics" 100% speedrun.
@@ahmedsahaf629 did you just assume their species? Smh my head. Edit: I shouldn't have made this comment lol. Me two years ago was dumb. I should just rip in peace.
Being sorry in offending people doesn't mean that they admit that they did something wrong. e.g. If A stole B's water and B is offended, A says sorry, but A doesn't think he did anything wrong as he believes his survival from dehydration takes priority of the owner's loss of water.
I mean… thats not too contradicting. You could be sorry for offending someone because you didn’t intend to offend anyone but that doesn’t mean you think what you did was wrong. Obviously cases vary on if they should see what they did was wrong but… I’m just saying.
@@themysteriousdude757 Yup agreed. For example if I say a joke and it offends somebody I'm obviously sorry even though I do not think I did anything "wrong". Assuming it wasn't obvious that someone will be offended of course.
@@luckylucas7957 I swear so many popular ytbers r clones (not actually but it’s as if they’ve all read the same “how to be a ytber manual”. Step 1; make sure to have said the n word on various occasions)
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He forgot the "I have depersonalisation disorder". I'm surprised no one has claimed they have DID in their apology. Unless someone has and I don't know.
U can skip the "i have depression and anxiety" by saying u have ptsd and also related to this, theres a glitch where u can add the tears setup at the same time u are explaining u have ptsd and that also saves a lot of time Edit: thx for the likes
I think it's optional for any% speedruns, it may provide more sympathy points but it's not necessary if you're not going for the "Highest Symphathy" category as well.
I guarantee, from now, if I ever get into a situation where I did something genuinely wrong, I'll cut to a video of me saying sorry and never do it again. 5 second video. But if it's cancel culture out to get me, best believe I'm gonna release a joke video and invite them to doxx me.
@@theonlyfusedguestplays not sure if what ur saying is a joke or not but my original comment was a joke from a different comment section and I used it to reply to the OP. none of it was serious...
i didn’t know so i looked it up. from urban dictionary: A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." CZcams video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many CZcams channel's comment section. edit: ok so ToaLegend didn’t start this. what don’t you people understand about the phrase “i didn’t know”? i literally just pasted the definition i got from urban dictionary. i never really cared in the first place, but i thought it would be helpful to post it. also: who fucking cares who started it? it’s *literally* just spam.
@@tanvirul8464 Do you think you should stop? I mean wouldn’t it be nice to tell who are your real subscribers, the ones who see this and sub are kinda fake subs
take this comment as a safe haven before continuing down the hole of “truly disgusting, that some ‘people’ would do this horrible thing.” i believe in you
The amount of times he said "I" is scary accurate for CZcams apologies. Leave it to a person that records themselves for a living to use "I" more than anything.
The fact that he is obviously reading from a script makes this even more real
Fun fact: he's actually not, he's just pretending to for comedic effect
@@idontgetthejoke4393 no shit sherlock
@@togfan3116 actually I shit so there is shit
@@The_MEMEphis I’m actually shitting right now
@@togfan3116 *no shit George
innacurate, there was no long sigh at the beginning
hes speedruning it
he used a sigh skip technique
@@laevateinn29 oh shoot didnt catch that, very effective
There was no time for it man xD
glitched through it
The fact that he got the “Admission To Guilt” achievement and the “Not Guilty” achievement in the same run is crazy
A surprising amount of people get both on their casual playthroughs
@thepotatoportal69 yeah, not sure why OP thinks that's such an accomplishment. If anything, from what I've seen I'd Guess it's probably more difficult to only get "admission to guilt" given how rare it is for players to only get one of the two.
It is a 100% wr
That’s the only way to 100% it
He also got the merch plug achievement, which surprisingly not many players get.
Im surprised he just did the actual 100% using every single youtube apology video excuse, truly a legend
He forgot the 'i made a severe laspe in judgement'
Missing the cute pet 🐕
CZcams comments are so generic nowdays
Missing the ukulele
He should've playing an ukulele while saying
Wow, he managed to get the "im the victim" in less than 25 secs, nice
Actually, most people put the "I'm the victim" part right after the first "I'm sorry", but this guy used a faster strat, which involves saying it after mentioning the depression, which reduces the duration of the apology video. He is just a genius
@@thechef1190 the fact that you said strat makes the explanation 10x funnier
ok RoN
bloody hell?!?
jk ron’s funny
idk anymore ab this comment i just like harry potter
20*
@@thechef1190 YES I see how he did it now!
I can feel his sincerity. He has absolutely changed.
He apologized on camera, but he still doing the same horrible things.
+
Well, to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of ones views and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every ones valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Ihate black people.
The category was updated, you need to play the ukulele too
If you aren't singing and playing a uke are you even really sorry?
that's for the 100% run, this is obviousy any%
@@atoucangirl the title says its 100%
@@joshuahere5097it was made before the rule change
Under your constraints you would also have to do an interpretive dance for the category though
Pretty impressive and im actually surprised that he didn't use the pet strat that makes the apology 10% more convincing and can reduce the time you need to cry if you have an allergic reaction to it.
pets can be rng you really need god rng for it to be most effective in a run
It got fixed in the last patch. The pet strategy is sub optimal because of animal abuse laws
When i read your comment i immediately thought of amber heard
"AnD mY DOg StEpPEd oN a BeE 😩😔"
@@ToHimWeWillBeReturned Man pet strat is truly meta last patch
@@someweirdstuff1256 It’s called high risk, high reward
sorry but this isn't real. the comments aren't turned off. 😐
AHAHAHAUAAHUAHAUWHANAJAHAHHAAHSHHSHAGDHSGSGSGDSUBDHS
And he forgot to make sure people can’t see the likes to dislikes ratio 🤣
Lol true because they can't handle the critisism and hate
@@vpznd true lmaoo
Lollll
You forgot the “I promised myself I wouldn’t cry” before crying 🙄☝️
So true 🙄💅
So true 🙄✋
So true 🙄🤘
So true 🙄🤌
🙄🤙
Yeah, now he just needs a ukulele
Oh God no please
NAAAAAHHH
ToXiC gOsSiP tRaIn
“I would never do the things it’s been proven I’ve done”
Too true.
This is the bitter truth of the summary of most apology videos.
Yeah
I love your animations!
Hey BENBROs, love your videos
Yea
.
just wanted to claim the sixth place
you can shave at least 2 seconds by not actually saying "I'm sorry" doing this also makes it more like a youtube apology video as well
This isn't even a proper apology video.
-Didn't have any sighs throughout the apology
-Lack of emotional music
-Lack of pets
-Didn't have an unsettling silence while staring at the camera
-Didn't film on a kitchen floor
-Didn't wear thick makeup
-No loved one died/killed
-Lack of any holy symbol
-Didn't state that he loves God
Shave
@@cye2310 also missing the glasses, hoodie and lazy hair
Shave them seconds
Is your profile shiny metagross? Please reply
You forgot an instrument.
he forgot to put the black and white filter
and a dog
Better than any "real" "apology" video I've ever seen.
"I was in a dark place," every 👏 single 👏 time 👏
Like what, y'all can't afford some lamps?
LMFAO
i love this comment
@@bociphous8094 HAHA i just wasn't expecting it-
PLSS
SOME LAMPS 😭😭😭😭😭🤚🏻
This is very accurate
hey man, love the content!
Hold on...
true
Why is Necrosis here?
yes
Now do the Ukulele%. We need to take that record from miranda sings
Bro forgot the ukulele 💀
“This is going to be a different video than my regular videos” makes my blood boil so much
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Damn be careful you could burn someone
Same. czcams.com/video/hBbBgV9N42U/video.html
Let's see how many subscribers I can get from this comment
Current 140
proceeds to spread child cancer awareness, oh ig its not thaaaaaaaaaaat bad... *they mention merch* I stand corrected
I love how he keeps looking down as if theres a script for the apology 😂
I was just thinking the same thing
I mean most apologies are scripted
@@JUSTICE971 true
Epic pfp
mhm
Go for the ukulele%
HE DIDN’T SAY I COULDN’T SIIIIING
“I’m sorry, I was young and have grown as a person”
“I’m the real victim, I don’t think I actually did anything wrong”
"go ahead and buy my merch"
"subscribe and leave a like"
“quotes”
“give up your dreams and die”
(Levi Ackerman quote right there)
"Tatakae"
A random Bird
The fact that he made obvious that he was reading a script sent me😂😂
The only thing he’s missing is the random jump-cuts
I didn't even notice lol
Gotta make it realistic
@@isausage6866 he is constantly looking down
That part of the joke I think
He forgot to get the ukulele
wow i wonder why we're being recommended this now
😂😂
Him looking down as if he was reading a script and not from his heart is what got me lmao
exactly lmao😂
Yes
czcams.com/video/VqJoVUDCVh8/video.html
We’re are the comments
lol
“It may be proven but it’s not true”
His fans: That’s so true, I didn’t think of it that way
That’s so true, I didn’t think of it that way!
@@rokublue1526 No way, neither did I!
@@memecream6059 Oh my god, I didn't think of it either! I'm so stupid...
@@lulooper same here lul
“Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right!”
The fact that i got recommended this video after the colleen ballingar apology vid 😂😂
The eye roll after he said "in a dark place" had me laughing like a maniac
This guy made an apology video in less than 30 seconds, everyone else cant make one slower than 10 minutes. Jojas is a true legend
You mean shorter right?
@@thanos9622 please read what you’re typing, the opposite of longer is shorter. People say: this video is long/short, not: this video is slow/fast.
@@josukehigashikata1494 it still works tho?
@@lex5938 no it doesn’t in the context above, you don’t say slower than 10 minutes, you say shorter than 10 minutes.
@@josukehigashikata1494 it’s time when making the video it would be time instead of length. I would say when making the video shorter/ faster
I can't believe you skipped the "Here's my dog for extra sympathy!" step at the start. It will be amazing when you complete the "All tactics" 100% speedrun.
No comments!?
@@slendermanswife8649 what's wrong with it?
How about the “blame the victim and say it’s their fault and that they are the badguy” route?
yeah
What if they don’t have a pet? 🥺
Now you need to play the ukulele
0/10 no cute ukulele song
pov: your trying to find a normal comment that isn’t “truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing”
Umm, nice name btw
Lol
@@shivanshumaurya9325 lol thanks 😏
@@BadCity7 is it means that everybody saying about disgusting that some people would do this but u can’t find a normal comment that’s not it
@@dokusei7722 ummm 🤔 why?!?
and their fans go: 😭😭 give him a break guys he didn’t deserve all the hate people make mistakes. we’re here for you i love you
That's why i hate humans.
@@ahmedsahaf629 did you just assume their species? Smh my head. Edit: I shouldn't have made this comment lol. Me two years ago was dumb. I should just rip in peace.
Dream Stans when they hear that dream actually cheated in a nutshell
@@ahmedsahaf629 r/woooosh
@@haidar1128 lol
we need the ukulele
Now we just need to add a ukulele!!
Hello, you've been scrolling through the comments and haven't found a normal comment in a while,haven't you? Take a rest here
Thank you m'lord
Ayy
NO EDIT UR COMMENT RN
yayyyyyyy finnaly not that truly disgusting thing
wowowoowowowowowowo
love this!!!
ah man
Its good to find a human around here
"I'm sorry, if what *I did* offended you"
" *I don't think I actually did anything wrong* "
I think that's why we don't take it seriously
That 2 lines just sum up the sad truth of "apology" videos
Being sorry in offending people doesn't mean that they admit that they did something wrong. e.g. If A stole B's water and B is offended, A says sorry, but A doesn't think he did anything wrong as he believes his survival from dehydration takes priority of the owner's loss of water.
I mean… thats not too contradicting. You could be sorry for offending someone because you didn’t intend to offend anyone but that doesn’t mean you think what you did was wrong. Obviously cases vary on if they should see what they did was wrong but… I’m just saying.
@@themysteriousdude757 Yup agreed. For example if I say a joke and it offends somebody I'm obviously sorry even though I do not think I did anything "wrong". Assuming it wasn't obvious that someone will be offended of course.
0/10 didn’t even pull out a ukulele.
Oh wow this got recommend
You missed the, "I've tried recording this video so many times without crying-"
From laughter.
Tears of joy
And reaching to turn off the camera after
@@luckylucas7957 I swear so many popular ytbers r clones (not actually but it’s as if they’ve all read the same “how to be a ytber manual”. Step 1; make sure to have said the n word on various occasions)
and “im sorry i cheated in minecraft”
"I'm sorry but before we get into that, this video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends!"
I want to apologize but before we get into that, this episode is brought to you by: Square Space
@@Miguel-Perez im so sorry i didnt mean it, but you can mean it less by using Honey!
I'm sorry, but before you know why i was getting into this drama you probably need Nord VPN
Anyways, before we begin im going to have a sip of my bang energy
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he missed the 2 second dog skip thats gonna cost him
What a genuine apology. Instantly forgiven and uncancelled.
*Camera Adjustment* 0.69 seconds :)
*Deep breath* 1.14 seconds
*Tears* 3.1 seconds
*Eye roll* 10.95 seconds
*Emotional speech* 23.93 seconds
*Long break* 27.27 seconds
*Merch plug* 29.19 seconds
_LESS GOOOOO_
hotel :trivago
@@6hjgames797 Hotel: is a hotel
WYFSI
@@arathyaa I see, an osu! addict
You forget the adjustment of the camera
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Hi what’s good
I see you everywhere
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
You still falling?
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Seems very optimized. Very clean run
Where's the ukulele
"I didn't think I did anything wrong."
"I would never do the things it's been proven I've done."
Lol
Lmao
Its so fucking accurate what is this fucking timeline dear god
_Not me thinking that the comment section were invaded by aliens_
lmao
we were nt but ajust comment tthta lol
jschlatt
@puddingdding_ Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
excuse me
Where’s the ukulele?
Better than that 10-minute “apology” song
He needs a straight forgiveness without any further questions. He has summarized each and everything.
*STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE*
hello dabo
@@屆 the fact that you saw his comments that's means you the one who's following him
how tf you everywhere
@@屆 I know right?
✨ ❤❤❤❤❤✨IT'S OKAY JOJAS WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY ORPHANS YOU SET ON FIRE ✨ ❤❤❤❤❤✨STAY STRONG ✊✊
Why was this the only hearted comment I found 💀
@@LunaticFuhLyfe Jojas is a king and he supports his fans that will stick by him no matter what
@@LunaticFuhLyfe Duh because Jojas hasn't done anything wrong by continuing to set fire on orphans 🙄
He only set an orphan on fire?
C'mon we all make mistakes you harpies
💀💀💀💀💀
There needs to be another video where you play the ukulele
He forgot the ukelele
“I was in a dark place” is the most Jafar Star thing
jafar star 😭😭😭
JAFAR 😭😭😭
Who’s jafar star?
I legit don’t get it.(not sarcasm)
this whole video i was just thinking of jeffree star
I had to read it twice cuz i wasnt sure if i read it right but i did😭😭
Rendon Labrador did the best apology video ever in human history
lolololololililolo
F for the great dude in your account pic.
@@cedgamingph press F for another fallen legend
@@kevingumapac6512 F
Nice profile pic bro
So let me pull out my little ukulele and sing a song about how I didn't do anything wrong
😭 😭 give him a break guys he didn’t deserve all the hate people make mistakes. we’re here for you I love you ✊✊✊
anyone here after David sounded the exact same way on his apology video?💀
You are truly disgusting for breaking the chain like this
@@izy_abbi I ain’t falsely beautiful for fixing the link as that
@@maxxdreadraulston1378 Wtf does that mean 😂😂😂
@Angelina Johnson dobrik
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
The way he managed to include every single thing people say in their apolagies and still make it a million times faster is so insane
(・o・)
He forgot the "I have depersonalisation disorder". I'm surprised no one has claimed they have DID in their apology. Unless someone has and I don't know.
@@Xgil2Play Wait why would they include DID?? I'm diagnosed with it and I don't get the reference 😭
@@depressedcat5253 lmao ikr
no dog
You forgot the ukulele dude
You forgot the 'i have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement"
U can skip the "i have depression and anxiety" by saying u have ptsd and also related to this, theres a glitch where u can add the tears setup at the same time u are explaining u have ptsd and that also saves a lot of time
Edit: thx for the likes
ur a master
Thanks for this. Just got my time down to a 31. New PR
I love the internet sometimes.
I prefer glitchless runs
Yeah I heard about that, It's kinda unreliable tho.
He forgot the cute animal that alway appears in every apology video
I think it's optional for any% speedruns, it may provide more sympathy points but it's not necessary if you're not going for the "Highest Symphathy" category as well.
It’s not needed to defeat the CZcams algorithm
@@LimeDragonBoi who cares
@@chanter40 it’s a fucking joke
@@chanter40 calm down.
Make an apology video
*"I made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement"*
"I would never do the things it's been proven I've done" 🤣
You missed the "I'm not sure if I can get through this without crying."
*Wipes off a nonexistent tear*
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Wipes off a "non-existent tear"? 🤣 🤣 🤣
I guarantee, from now, if I ever get into a situation where I did something genuinely wrong, I'll cut to a video of me saying sorry and never do it again. 5 second video. But if it's cancel culture out to get me, best believe I'm gonna release a joke video and invite them to doxx me.
@@hi-kt8jjTruly disgusting how people can’t handle what jokes are.
@@theonlyfusedguestplays not sure if what ur saying is a joke or not but my original comment was a joke from a different comment section and I used it to reply to the OP. none of it was serious...
Oh is it my turn?
Truly disgusting, that some “PEOPLE” would do this horrible thing
lol
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
@@crazycat2969 go to Mars Elon xD
Truly disgusting, that some “ShadowMonkey071” would do this horrible thing.
Like, where is IT from?
this was the best video i have ever seen in my life, it was a cinematic master piece that brought tears to me and my kids eyes
If it were made today, you would have a ukulele
impressive.
Finally a different comment
Yes.
@@zanewehye6518 right 💀
Thank the heavens!!!!
A comment that is different 🥺🙏
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Forgetting the classic phrases:
“This community “
“OUR channel”
Should've ran Any%
Wtf. I see your wifi where live. Can I have the password pretty plz?
666 likes man
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Since this video, the devs have fixed exploits, so now you have to use a musical instrument, to beat it.
"Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not like that"
0% drugs
0% naked women
100% Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
PLZ HELP THE COMMENTS💀😭😭
wait, yours makes it not 100%
Why do people keep saying this?
@@TweSunshine IKR
The fact that he's looking down and reading the script just like other apology videos makes it that more authentic.
1k likes and no reply?lemme fix that
Lmao true tho
no pet, incomplete
Where is the ukelele?
So we all just got this in our recommended huh 😂
yea
yt algorithm has started to improve from 10 year delay to almost 2 months
yea that's how youtube works i think
Yup
Yep
You found a comment thats non copied! Rest here, traveller. For your journey must be tiring.
Yes thank u I've been looking for this for an hour now.
goat
Finally, checkpoint
Here everyone have a cookie before you go on 🍪
Truly disgusting, that this exists.
ok but fr, have a coke :)
no ukulele?
Awe, you missed holding a small animal!
i'm not caught up, why is everyone commenting the same thing ?
I have no idea
It's a meme, look it up :P
Jschlatt (Luke Cowdell started it but from Jschlatt's vid)
i didn’t know so i looked it up.
from urban dictionary:
A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." CZcams video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many CZcams channel's comment section.
edit: ok so ToaLegend didn’t start this. what don’t you people understand about the phrase “i didn’t know”? i literally just pasted the definition i got from urban dictionary. i never really cared in the first place, but i thought it would be helpful to post it.
also: who fucking cares who started it? it’s *literally* just spam.
Some people added bots on your channel
Truly “thing”, that disgusting would do such horrible people.
This is definitely still funny
LOL
@@tanvirul8464 Do you think you should stop? I mean wouldn’t it be nice to tell who are your real subscribers, the ones who see this and sub are kinda fake subs
lmao
LOL
"I would never do the things its been proven ive done." 💀
No dog in the apology, bad apology.
You forgot one thing to end with you “shutting off” the camera by placing your palm on it.
Some cameras technically do that. They can stop recording if the lens is covered up.
@@AluminumFusion22 I didn't know thwt
🤣🤣🤣
.... and turning off the comments!
“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment…”
DÉJÀ VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
More like giga laps.
@@bucketman5138 HIGHER ON THE STREETS
@@astonished-scout AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO
@@bucketman5138 STANDING ON MY FEET
THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY
Okay well now you need to fit an 8 minute song in 26 seconds
CONGRATS ON WR!!!! LEZGOOO
take this comment as a safe haven before continuing down the hole of “truly disgusting, that some ‘people’ would do this horrible thing.” i believe in you
I'm safe now :)
@@jakalaboo3654 me too, thx :))
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would dodododddd- dodo dodod ododo dodoo dodd oodd odo dodo dddodod ododo ddodo dod
You're our saviour
Truly disgusting, that some "people"
would do this horrible thing.
The amount of times he said "I" is scary accurate for CZcams apologies. Leave it to a person that records themselves for a living to use "I" more than anything.
Finally I found a normal comment
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
That eye roll is the real gold
he forgot to mention that he is very sorry about 10x