Borderlands 3 | Gunless Moze Funny Moments And Drops | Day #1
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I swear I'm watching a Mirrors Edge run
Were you ever into stealth games? To any degree, really. Payday level stealth, Thief, Dishonored, Metal Gear Solid, etc.?
Not really. I play too recklessly
@@Joltzdude139 hey, some stealth games have a form of aggressive stealth that's super fun and satisfying! But I get where you're coming from, I'm the opposite. I try to be sneaky in most every game I play, lol
@@Joltzdude139 Nothing more stealth then to go guns blazing and kill everyone before they see you :)
Joltzdude139 you should do payday loud that would be cool to see
Hey when you fire all your mini guns at the same time what’s your RPM
yes
Gearbox : ¨So , our game has guns in it and you're supposed to use them.¨
Joltz : ¨Well yes but actually no¨
To be honest, Lazy started with all that after Moze being buffed...
Well say that to gearless krieg
Not going to lie. I thought he would upload the finale when he shot the gun, then day #1
"What was the longest farm?"
"Probably the cobra"
The sham with 94%: Are you sure about that
My longest farm was a 100% Sham
@@shmepdoesthings4856
huh
@@shmepdoesthings4856 the what
@@shmepdoesthings4856 that's pretty SUS
@@shmepdoesthings4856 hax
I cant wait for:
"On the last episode we got....
Nothing!"
I thought this was Gearless Moze and i was like, this is going to be impossible but it's just Gunless. Phew
Gearless can do all content outside of mayhem mode. I want to take this to mayhem 10 so I allowed some gear
2 minutes in and already a run fail, this is gonna be an interesting series
It was a silly mistake
@@Joltzdude139 I played borderlands 2 for 61000 hours which is 7 years and I'm 12 years old
@@adamcoots310 bl2 hasnt been out for 68000 hours
September 18th 2012 sir you are telling the truth which is roughly 7.7 years
@@adamcoots310
Bruh why even lie about that. Like it's obviously not true, literally nobody has that amount of playtime
4 mins in, he should just rename the series, Parkour Moze, instead of Gunless.
Joltz screaming no and then being abruptly for off will forever be funny 😂
The funniest thing ever, when jolt finished a skip he said easy and I got an add that started with the word easy
I kinda wanna see Joltz do a "No Skip" challenge. No skipping dialogues, areas or fights. I wonder how long it would take until he breaks.^^
That would just be one 5 minute long episode of joltz rage, no fun
so a walktrough
Gearbox: we have over a million guns in our game
Joltz: ok and?
Joltz: *accidently shoots gun*
Me: "Wait, that's illegal"
This video is a well deserved reward after a full day of skate boarding
This is one of my favorite series to come back to
*farms scourge for a hour* Joltz: you're not even supposed to drop that
Guns: exist
Joltz: ironbear go brrr
Clicked faster than I could tell joltz to make the intro a dancing skag
Joltz: we are doing gunless moze today!
Gbox softies: NO THATS NOT HOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!
Joltz: observe
Alternatively named ‘Moze broke her index finger from Bulletstorm’
Probably one of my favorite intros. Great work as always, Joltz!
Been watching since your original Axton play through and I just wanna day I love how you haven’t changed one bit. Keep it up
So happy for bl3 content I learn so much from these like what guns to farm for moz... oh never mind
when you scream No, you cut it perfectly
The “Aye level up dude” got me 💀
Just wanted to say THANK YOU for linking the playlists in the descriptions of your videos! Keep making videos! Maybe make a randomizer for BL1 one day lol
Killer six: use the fish for cover. joltz: use the fridge for cover
Joltz: "Who poops on a roof?"
Me: "Sweats profusely"
Learned so much in this video that I didn't know about prior. Those shortcuts man
I haven’t watch joltz in a while but I still get a smile when I first start watching his videos and it doesn’t leave till the end so thanks joltz for that
The skips like ninja’s training
When Joltz is explaining a skip he sounds like the genie from Aladdin explaining the emergency exits on the carpet. here here here here here here
I saw the title and was like “ Wait, What!?” and then I remembered “oh right, she has iron bear”
“Dude Fire is hot”
Hmmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
that was a reference for a video a long time ago he made
No one:
Only Joltz:"Fire is hot"
joltzdude: "we are doing gunless moze"
me: so melee but cracked
Melee but on cracks
Remember when u did that with one life krieg when u jumped on the fire barrel 😂
Gunless moze parkour makes me feel like I'm watching mirrors edge.
No one :
Joltz : "dude fire is hot"
Bro for real at the start i was like did he just shoot a gun lol 😆
New drinking game, everytime joltz says "the skip dude" you gotta drink one shot. Have fun
that feeling when joltz posts is the best feeling i feel
Joltz be like: “yo the skip... jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, jump here, an finally, slide here.”
"87 bazillion guns."
Joltz : "That's great. But I like this." *points at knife*
I started my own gunless moze today. And, so far it is so easy. Because grenades are just so overpowered early game. Also, Mouthpiece was so easy because I used a rubberized grenade that splits.
It’s so weird seeing moze mantling with one hand when she has two free hands lol
Joltz your just the reincarnation of parkour in video games
Jump here, jump here, jump here and hey... jump right here
Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump, look at that iron bear go...
I swear jotlz with these skips looks like he's Spiderman 😂
will this game get mod support like bl2 has?
The BL modding community is already working on some cool mods. I believe they are waiting for all major DLCs to drop first before they release public mods.
9:15 Finally, Joltz knows about that skip. I may now cry less when I try to sleep.
That is by far the most awesome intro to date. That is just perfect.
I love the new music you use for each and every new play through.
I love it when Joltz gets downed by fire. He goes “Fire’s hot”
Ive been loving the challenge runs! Cant wait to see more tricks throughout this playthrough!
Oooh, I like that head/skin/color palette combo.
My personal favorite combo on my main Moze file is:
**Head** - Insulation (still waiting on another head with nice hair + hat combo for Moze, maybe like Gaige's "Read All About It" head)
**Skin** - Hyperion Beast
**Color palette**:
Primary - Dark green-blue or whatever it's called (Row 4/Column 1) + Light Brown (Row 2/Column 6)
Secondary - Light Brown + Dark Brown
Tertiary - Black + Black
Just thought I'd share :)
Who else likes the video before it plays because you know it's going to be good
Joltz; 'Who takes a Poop on the roof'
Pigeons; 'Am I a joke to you?'
joltz has said "the skip dude" probably 1000 times this video
Hey joltz found out about you a couple weeks ago and I was looking threw ur channel watching all the bl2 vids and loved them you are such a good CZcamsr/ streamer so I decided to sub to the yt hope you've had a good time during this time of crisis ♥
4:37 transitions think we didn't see he missed the waypoint
Good catch
Man I can't wait for the BL1 Turret only Roland run 😁
that skin combo is 「OVER HEAVEN」
Joltzaude139 with Zane you can push his clone through the bars to skip to mouthpiece
2:57 dude that is so satisfying, i love it!
Loving the pace of this first episode.
That random car driver: Have mercy
Joltz: There is no Mercy
Hey guys 2nd fotd for everyone yes that includs you joltz : After the American defeat at the 1777 Battle of Germantown, a fox terrier belonging to the British general William Howe appeared in George Washington's camp and was sent back to Howe by Washington under flag ofz truce, the whole affair climaxing in an exchange of polite notes.
this is going to be a amazing playthrough i cant wait. keep up the great work :)
Joltz of the BL2 era: "With a matching grip!"
Joltz of the BL3 period: "This is a skip!"
The title is already the most cursed thing ever said in the borderlands community.
Trivia Time Joltz: What are the only 2 Legenendaries in Borderlands 2, that doesn't have their manufacturer Barrel?
Is it the Maggie and the Volcano?
@@slickityragnarthegreat No those both utilize the Jakobs and Maliwan barrels. I know one is the hammerbuster which uses the Dahl barrel
Before commander lilith dlc I think it was just the ogre and hammer buster but im pretty sure they added more like the overcompensator and amigo sincero
@@bananaking557 Thanks, I feel stupid saying the above comment rn.
Joltz is the type of guy to figure out how to save 0.1 seconds in an area and say: “The skip!!!”
"Fire is hot" Joltz 2020
take a shot everytime joltz says ''the skip dude''. you'll be dead by the end of the video.
"Yo who takes a poop on the roof? Does anyone do that?"
Me *sweating* *profusely*
At first I thought you were doing Grenades only like me but I was interested to hear that you are doing something completely different :)
Thank you so much for the skin combo I was one of the guys asking. :)
YES, this is exactly what i have been waiting for
I've been with you since 30k subs! Been a great journey so far my guy!
That intro music is lovely. Nice!
The real reason that fridge didn't work. It didn't have a fish sandwich inside of it.
Borderlands series devoted to all the skips maybe?
Joltz: Man, Fire is hot
Me: Yes, floor is made of floor
"Dude fires hot" -joltz dude
i totally forgot the existence of borderlands science buffs
Gearless Krieg will always be in my heart
My friend: Can you lend me some money? I will pay next month.
Me: Sure.
*next month
Me (Claptrap): Hi, can you p....
My friend (Moze) : 0:58
Wow Joltz really got that Calus’s Selected shader on Iron Bear
Fire is hot, Joltz is dude.
It's great video, can't wait for the next episode
I always love the new music intros
Biggest revelation throughout the vid? Fire hot
Joltzdude139 skip guides be like: here, here, here and after that here. Thats easy!
I'm so happy today. I played some bl3 and was surprised to find the conference call from bl2 in the game. Well, with an element of course.
Borderlands 2 torgue rocket launcher names sound the way joltz edits his videos
Joltz, I in fact take poops on the roof.
Jolzt, when you get the Multivitamin with 75% more health and shield annoint an get back into iron bear within the 25 seconds the effect is aktive, you get a massiv bonus on top. On mayhem10 you can easy get 1.8 Million health on iron bear and with Vampire he is nearly invincible. With the extra health perks on classmod and artifact I think 2 Million iron bear health should be possible.
Even joltz can make a run like this look easy