Penelope: Man and Wife - SNL
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- Penelope (Kristen Wiig) ruins a wedding reception with her compulsive lies, one-upping everyone in attendance, including the guests (Taylor Swift, Andy Samberg), the DJ (Will Forte) and the newlyweds (Bill Hader, Abby Elliott). [Season 35, 2009]
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Jake *finally* got to hang out with Taylor Swift, just in another universe 😂
anyagutzie I do not get it
@@sanjvianand6897 It's a brooklyn 99 reference
Ya, and he didn't get arrested...😅
@vdudvgdbj "She makes ALL of us feel things"😂 - Terry Jeffords
I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT
This is entire skit is just "weird flex but okay."
That Music Guy peculiar gloat but alas
Taylor was more annoying than Penelope herself. 😂
yesss meme language 😆
Taylor is weird
Lol, yes
"She makes me feel things!"
"SHE MAKES US ALL FEEL THINGS!"
HEHEHE JAKE GOT TO MEET T SWIFT IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE
"THE POINT IS HATERS GONNA HATE SO SHAKE IT OFF
TAYLOR SWIFT, ALWAYS RIGHT"
@@ishita2027 DAMN RIGHT
I was waiting for this comment 😂
THISSSSSS...
reminds me of the meme
This sounds like the mosquito in my room at 2am
that is weirdly accurate
This needs more like
Maybe it's Penelope because she was competing with a fly but as a mosquito she is faster so
Umm accuracy??
This sounds like the dragon in my castle at 1.am. so......
the girls at my school making sure everyone knows their depression is worse than yours
Why is this so true
LMAO Ikr??😂😂😂
Why is this so relatable
Hate to sound like a sjw, but did this comment section just make fun of depression???
withyouxxx no it didnt, it made fun of blonde girls who think that their parents not letting them go over to their friends house makes them depressed.
I thought Jake perelta isn’t allowed near Taylor swift...
goon Shoom wait, why?!
omg 😂😂😂😂
Mary Oary cos I think he tried to go to her and got attacked by security lmaooo
HAHAHAHAHAH
the restraining order 😭
can we just appreciate the fact that kristen wigg nailed the line “m&m&m&m’s” without a mistake
I think she meant "Eminem & m&m's"
You would be even more impressed with her Judy Grimes
Lies again? That was really strange
@@mazharmumbaiwala7451no, actually she meant “Eminem & Eminem”
I’m Impressed that she did every tongue twister PERFECTLY throughout the whole thing
taylor: “the month of june was named after me”
me: “well you also invented the month of august, so...”
How did Taylor invent August?
@@Some_One_One She has a song called August in her album Folklore and it's pretty iconic. So yeah..
@@Some_One_One check out Folklore, it's legendary
Aww
@@mrittikanath so I see you think you know folklore. I had listened to it before it even came out sooo ... and Taylor played at my wedding and I’m not even married yet sooo ... I think I know her a little better ... and she actually wrote Wildest Dreams about me ... so ..
I had a panic attack once and my "Penelope" friend was like *I had a panic attack yesterday .. It was way worse than yours .. I had it for longer time .. It was way worsee for me soo..*
myn myn pretty sure it was a joke
Damn that s u c k s man I hope you cut her out
That's just disgusting
LMAOO
The Black Crayon, it is because it wasn’t quoted. Therefore, it wasn’t something really said.
“i just got back from my honeymoon, we went to the moon actually. it’s made of honey”
That is a GENIUS line, so good.
I went to the sun so so...... my spouse is the supernova so so so........I went to the bar and drink 100 cups of wine so so so.....
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@afuaamanobeaaddo-yobo249 well I'm chocking just a little bit more than you soo...
i just got that..
Taylor Swift looks great as a brunette.
She looks great as anything lmao
Penelope looks greater so... And she became brunette earlier so...
Sorry in advance... Read at your own risk...
Would you say that you see her as a brunette in your wildest dreams??
@@ilb473 LMAO
@@ilb473 100th like!
Lmao it’s funnier cause Andy who plays Jake in Brooklyn nine-nine loves Taylor Swift 😂
YES OMG "she just makes me feel things!"
@Hot Ladies why tho
SHE MAKES US ALL FEEL THINGS!
Would be cute if he (Andy) was a super fan of her. Maybe he is. 🙂
@@Readysetgo2007They’re friends irl
Is it bad that I know someone exactly like Penelope?
UNLESS, YOU ANT FUNNY
I know a neighbor like this lol
Me. I was this person.
I actually know more people like this, sooooo I’m probably a little better than you, soooooooo!!!
RUN AWAY FROM HER NOW!😂
why is no one talking about taylor and andy in the same sketch ?!?!!?! b99 jake is quaking
YESS
Yes omh
OMG 😂😂😂
I dont get it. Sorry. Pls someone explain...
@@arhylle Andy plays Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Jake is a huge fan and has been banned from Taylor's concerts for a reason I either forgot or never knew
"At my wedding they served m&mS"
Who tf married Penelope😂
Salad bar in her car is a big selling point.
no, no… m&m&m&ms😂
Her wedding was at the Vatican. They were married by the Pope, so.
Well you notice that he wasn't accompanying her at the reception, so...
@@BackwoodsFilms - He wasn't accompanying her to the wedding because he's an astronaut (that's how she went to the moon for her honeymoon).
And he is on a mission to blow up a comet heading for Earth, so...
I can’t believe we have Jake, Taylor and Captain Dozerman (R.I.P) all in the same skit🤯
Yea...😂💯
Kristen Wiig is so funny!!!!!
"I just came back from my honeymoon,we went on the moon,which is made of honey"
Fartuun Elmi , *"so"
Sorry?
Fartuun Elmi He just finished it off for you.
Oh! Okay lol
am dead 😂😂😂😂😂
"before I go to sleep my feet take ME off and they go to bed.."
Victoria Grant ...so...
Omg you predicted taylor's new single, ME! !!!!
😮
Taylor swift?
Lol you just predicted her new single
"this is my day so. i bought it from the government. it's national penelope day in 14 countries."
idk but i pictured gina saying this. HAHAHAHA
I love your icon
@@janewilson9139 thanks i love yours too. we sure know how to pick their best pictures no?
@@eleanorrigby22 ahh look at all the lonely people...
you mean the human form of the 100 emoji
It's a great line
When Taylor Swift said "I went to high school with her", Penelope should have said "I went to elementary with her" rather than college.
I think the point was Penelope knew her recently, not like Taylor who's like "last season" or smthn... XD
...and middle school, and even her high school as well. I went to your high school but you don't remember me because I took all AP classes..soo....
Or she could have said they were neighbors while in those baby beds when they're born, haha!
Why?
Then she wouldn't have been able to try to one-up her by saying she the whole family stayed in the same dorm together lmao
Ugh don't we all know someone like Penelope 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Unfortunately😞😫
HELLO! I think that's the point of the character.... It's like familiar, because most of us either know someone like that or have at least met someone like that..... I know I have too.... Lol!
Yep😫
Ikr!! Its hilariously annoying
YES SADLY 😤
Andy and Taylor lowkey look kinda good together
Yeppp
Yeah
too bad shed filed restraining orders against him :/
@@lodediper omg if you don't get that reference your uncluttered
@@lodediper it was a misunderstanding
Taylor can literally pull off any hair and look fabulous! Also I love her acting and I need her dress, it’s so cute!!!
"Tell me you're being competitive without telling me you're being competitive"
wow taylor swift is really pretty as a brunette.
I think so too
Also a pretty terrible actress.
Because she's not an actress. Atleast she didn't ruin her sketch like Ariana Grande.
but kristen was prettier, funnier and her hair was curlier, so ..so...
Najmus Saqib preach
im a little bit drunk so.... just a little more drunk than everyone else.. so...just a little better at getting drunk than you ....
Well I have alcohol poisoning....so I guess I'm a little better at getting drunk than you...soooo
I am already dead, drove a truck fully loaded with alcohol into a brewery resulting in an explosion while having alcohol poisoning...so I guess I'm a little better... sooooo
Hirschi74 I invented the one who invented alcoholism soooooooo...
I was the person whom your truck ran into & I was so drunk I was hallucinating an elf riding a unicorn then I died and turned into a ghost so I guess I'm a little bit better at getting drunk than you. Soooo.
Nightingale Song MSP well I invented alcohol poisoning so... I get way more alcohol poisoning so...
When Taylor said
"That's so rude."
I remember Speak Now's lyrics
"I am not the kind of girl, who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion."
So yah HAHA
haha very true
“We went to the moon actually...it was made of honey” LMAOOOOO
This is the funniest line from the sketch
"at my wedding we had m&m&m&m's soooo"
revil yesss
At my wedding we had Eminem, so....
Ingvar, that's what I heard the first time... But Penelope just repeated & added more letters so...
At my wedding my m&m&m&m's were rainbow, not just one color sooo...
@@ingvarhallstrom2306 oh that’s a great reference. Eminem and m&m’s. Good call
Taylor really suits dark hair! :D
The Mad Hatter ikr! Also I love everything about your profile
The Mad Hatter Oml ikrrr *-* :D
Yeah
I thought the same thing. She looks alot better with dark hair.
LL Armstrong LOL 😂
Penelope is exactly how people be in social media
Especially in the comment section
Taylor Swift in 3:30 is 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe taylor was 19 when they filmed this
She was 24 not 19
+Derin Ekşi this aired on 11 July 2009. She was born on 29 Dec 1989. So yeah, she was 19
Rihaab Reyaz
She was born on December 13th, 1989 ..
1989
@@MALIKRIHAAB 7th, November 2009. Remeber the US date system is bass ackwards.
"I have a salad bar in my car" 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:13 I just go back to my honeymoon, we just go to the moon make by honey 😂😂
I remember once a girl said: “I had a really shitty week”
And I responded with “same” because I genuinely did.
And she snapped back
“At least your grandpa didn’t suddenly die”
That sucks but doesn’t mean you’re a victim and can lash out at people. I legit was going through finding out my dad had been cheating, having my grandma yell at my mom(not her mom), and my grandpa wasn’t doing so good and we all knew he was going to die in the next year.
I legit can’t stand people like that.
Holy shit keep that private stuff to your self
You do realise that you were the Penelope in that situation right
LIyre that was in my head and I showed sympathy for her bc that sucks either way, she just didn’t realize that others including myself are hurting too, and she had caused drama at a party surrounding it
your*
Ernie the Chicken I can talk about what I want my guy
Well... I've watched SNL way more than you so... that makes me smarter... so...
Hi, I'm Brianna , Well I've watched NBC longer than you ... So... N is before S in the alphabet... So ..
Chalk Bunt omg what a comeback lol
Well no matter what I'm still dumb
Bawk Bawk: Well I've been dumb my whole life and I've failed every class I've ever taken so I'm dumber than you so......
An I got an mf scholarship so take that......lol.....
My comment is the most recent so I'm a little more familiar with this sketch than most of you....so
+Unknown Clown WAS the most recent... so...
+brottarnacke Beat ya. and I'll come here everyday and comment so no one can beat me. HA! got no life YEAH!!!
+YTFlove4ever well my comment is the most recent one so......
+Denis Kosovac I'm coming here everyday so.
Well so am I so...
I was not expecting Bill to come out looking so cute as the groom
When Taylor imitated Penelope 🤣
Taylor swift: you need to calm down your being to loud
You gave amy santiago a heart attack with the way you spelt too and you’re lol
*you're
I thought if you're hitting your glass at a party, you're about to say something.
rzepek2pl If it is at a wedding, they kiss, if it it is at any other party then yeah someone is gonna talk
Whaaattt I never knew
+Gossipgirl Yes, it's a custom that some people have at weddings (clinking glass = kiss). But if it's your wedding you don't have to keep kissing if you don't want to, especially since some guests think it's funny to interrupt the newlyweds while they're eating and try to get them to kiss.
It's both. At a wedding it's for a kiss.
Kristen Wiig is just a gift that keeps on giving. Gotta love her 😂
I don't know why but when Andy said "Honey" and rolled his eyes at 3:05 it was kinda hot for me 🤣🤣🤣 i'm just weird. Haha..
3:04
I think the same..🤭
Well actually Kristen Wiig is my second cousin so... I think I’m just a little more familiar with SNL than everyone else... Also I have the most recent comment so I’m basically the smartest one here so....
Shheesh yeah.. Right. 😂
Well actually Kristen Wiig was my mom's stepsister, which also makes her my aunt. Plus Kate McKinnon is my neighbor and Bill Hader is my dad's friend from high school. I actually hosted SNL twice but they canceled my episode both times because they thought my acting skills were so good that it made the rest of them look bad. I guess you could say I'm a little more familiar with SNL than you, so...
@@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Funny you say that because Kristen Wiig has been my neighbour for 10 years and Andy Samberg is my dad's best friend since elementary school. I also used to be a part-time driver for Amy Schumer. Also, I'm part of the crew at SNL and I'm great friends with all of them. They all say I'm super nice, and this is the most recent comment now so I basically know more than all of you guys so...
@@alenanela1743 I'm actually all of SNL so...
@@lizipearlvlogs even I can't compete with that okkkk
Can't stop watching Kristen Wiig!
Aurora Winter I.have never stopped watching kristen wiig so. I watch her when she sleeps too so. Kristen and I are married so. we have three kids, four dogs and a cat who has a dog so so.
im trapped in a wiig loop too!
Aurora Winter it's addictive, isn't she? Lol
I've seen twenty of her Snl sketches today. I don't get tired of watching her.
Me neither 😂😂😂
“We went to the moon, it was made of honey.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this skit so much. When she holds the bride and groom hands, I lose it, I am on the floor LAUGHING!
Peralta before he got detained by Taylor Swift's security. 🤣🤣🤣
Going to the bar and Taylor saying "do not come with us" was a whole mood.
At 1:55 Swift says "what is she doing?" at that time she did not know it was called a Kanye!
Penelope is that one person we just wish would go away and never come back.
Exactly! Loathsome!
Kristen Wiig is easily the funniest woman on Earth.
+*so
One-trick pony, imo
+Connie Martin is a fat ugly jealous little Trumpeonodoubt
@@auunnfkristjansson6738 uhm Kate McKinnon?
@@auunnfkristjansson6738 your reply made absolutely zero sense. In your first comment you said you couldn't think of anyone remotely close to Kristen Wiig, and I'm reminding you that Kate McKinnon exists and she is EASILY just as funny, if not more. Why bring up Jim Carrey when we are talking about funniest WOMEN?
jake peralta got to go to a wedding with his favourite singer 😂
HOW DARE BENNET STEAL HIS GIRL'S ROOMIE?
my name is penelope, this was really hard to watch
Happy penelope day.
@@roguesheep3083 why thank you
IM PENNY TOO LOL
Was this before Jake Peralta was detained by Taylor Swift's security team?
Andy and Taylor in the same show are just perfect.
If Taylor Swift had a TV show I'd watch that every fricking day omg I love her
I'd watch it twice every fricking day so......
@@kevinc1968 Well , since she is my fifth cousin thrice removed , I'll watch it 53 times every fricking day so...
@@anahi1aWell, I have a TV glued to my face so I'm always watching it so......
AT SHAM WOW! 😅😅😅 I lost it! Laughed all the through it! I love these Penelope sketches Kristen nails it! 😅😅😅😅😅
Taylor looks pretty with brown hair
dang.. taylor as a brunette is just gorgeous :)
orgrimar96 I'm just watching this now and this comment made me think of her new song
She's always gorgeous
Reminds me of Kelly Kapowski circa 1991
Nah I prefer Taylor as a blonde
Lewis 970 red head
this has been one of my favorite show for years.!!!!! So funny, I love this cast
Wish Kristen did more of these Penelope skits. They are the funniest thing - comedy GOLD.
Taylor Swift looks so good with brown hair
Kristen Wig makes me laugh out loud! Just love her. She's a *comedic* *genius* .
I think Penelope and Michael Scott would be a perfect match
why is youtube recommending this 7 years later? not complaining tho
Why the fuck is everyone hating on Taylor Swift? She's not a professional actor, so give her a goddamn break. It is supposed to be a skit, not a million-dollar movie franchise that wins 17 awards. She was a guest on the show, she did a great job and I'm sure as shit that she had a fuck-load of fun.
Way to go! Hypocrite out of ten would be a strong 29!
Nah not really, might need to work on that.
LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE!!!!
For me, I think Taylor Swift did a good job.. Yes, she's still amateur and has a lot to learn.. And a lot awkward and stiff.. But her role in this was to be a serious and angry woman who got mad at Penelope's attitude, not to be funny.. Penelope was the only one supposed to be funny in this I think because she's the one cracked jokes.. Others were like made small talks.. This is my opinions BTW..
Plus she was only 19 here, she’d probably do a lot better now that she’s older
@@unicornalq11 She was awesome! Lol I take my feet off...when I close my eyes REAl tight...
"National Penelope Day in 14 countries" hahaha
4:00 - Oh Penelope, what did you do??!
i like her more than any of you , sooooo.... i have always liked her more than anyone soooo , so i guess i like her the most soooo
YOU WIN..
Oh God just can't get enough of penelope..so funny!
“She’s ruining their day!”
And Taylor would know, considering just weeks prior to this episode she experienced one of the most famous ruined days of this century.
I love the way Taylor Swift makes fun of Penelope and than respond “So what do you have to say about that Penelope?” 😆😆
National Penelope day 😂
Wish I got married to bill hader :)
Levony Truncate back off he's mine.
Actually he is mine!!!! Lol
Levony Truncate -:)
Yeah to me he's very understatedly handsome!
I'm already married to him, so...
Taylor did such a good job acting. She actually made me laugh when she was trying to top Penelope. And no, I'm not one of her fans even.
Taylor must have an album era with that hairstyle so good to her. 🤎
Kristen Wigg is an amazing actress .like that girls has talent
This is my favorite skit with "Penelope" so far. Everything she said was just the best. lmao
😂😂😂OMG! How did I miss this episode? Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
Andy and taylor look really really good here omg 😍
Sombody who says :"Kristen wiig is not funny" they are liers ...love her so so so much role model#2
Julia Salvatore that would be "liars".
Why you lying julia
Kristen Wiig is the best, I can't stop laughing. She's amazing
I always loved the Penelope skits.
I have an unhealthy attachment to Penelope, I watch the same videos every single day, over and over
Well i watch them every hour sooo.....
@@canadiancontent352 Really? I actually have them playing on loop all day every day all the timmeeeee
It's funny how all the comments are bashing Taylor Swift. I came here for Penelope aka Kristen friggin Wiig! :D
Yep. 'cause, she's agressive, and too selfish.
KrimsonVagus Yeah, well...I am Penelope, soooo you're here for me...and Taylor Swift swift is right here next to me...soooo...I was able to bash her for real....sooooo
Анастаси Я no she's not. She was able to send money from the black hole so.... she's better than you so....
Havent seen a single comment bashing her. Only how she looks good with brown hair you twit.
3:10 😂😂😂😭👏👏
1:30 Andy trying not to laugh
The way she says the mini "so..." Just gets me Everytime 💀💀
The postoffice was closed, I still get my mail...
Reminds me of Catherine Tate characters such as Lauren Cooper.
Kristen Wiig reminds me a lot of Catherine Tate! I'm glad someone else has made that comparison. I'd love to see them work together.
Same here haha I love Catherine
I! AIN’T!! BOVERD!!!-by that comment, lol! LOVE Lauren!😂
Lucy Hunt IS IT?
Joseph Michael Thompson said
A bunch of my favourite people in one SNL skit… today is my lucky day 😁
Penelope: "My wig is made out of real Kristen, so...it's better than your wig, so..."
omg this was one of the funnies scenes ive ever seen
3:47 my mom’s six flags my dads bush gardens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now why isn't anyone talking about undercover Jake Peralta
2:26 that was cute!✨