I find it hilarious that Peele did not shake Key's hand at first but at the end of his last jerking scene, it was Peele who initiated to shake hands with Key
He not the greatest thriller writer by any means. People still consider Get Out the best but all others under him less than. NOPE is the only one people says comes 2nd to Get Out.
Watching The Batman I couldn't stop thinking about Jordan Peele playing Commissioner Gordon like if Jeffrey Wright was doing an impression of the Sex Detective. It was hard not to laugh.
Has anyone pointed out that the detective is probably the one doing these crimes. He knows the killers motive, he knows details about the victims, he's contaminating the crime scene with his own jizz and just accused the other masturbator out of the blue. Honestly thought that would be the joke but still very funny 😂
"what's your superpower?"
"Post-nut clarity... Every 30 seconds or so..."
😂
"GET OOUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!"
@@teriyakita bruh xDD
My favorite part is when the killer locked eyes with him before they started to finish. Best TV drama.
there was like a moment of "wtf? oh well this guy's into it" or something, eyes widened. classic
Bruh I think ya a lil Sus bruf no judge what you into is your own life
@@gerggergungson7885 I feel like it was a final battle with the antagonist of the story, who could finish first.
i hadnt thought of it that way XD good call. i got an actual lol out of that, thank you
@@avonbarksdale5995 Thanks, glad to have your pointless input.
"Why do kittens require milk?"
So no one will ever ask me "WHY" again.
I don't get it bro
cause they like sucking I guess !
@soloMONK he is gonna use this line to all why type questions
@@jackiesburgersandfries4604 That's the point it isn't meant to make any sense. I know it's dumb, but 880+ liked it.
I get it. Lol 😂.
"some people call it a blessing it's more like a curse"
"is that what it feels like?"
I laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can tell by your emojis
*"Some people call it a blessing, it's more like a curse."
"Is that what it feels like?"
I laughed so hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I get hard when I laugh
@@victoriagrayson5082Oh Please ! Keep your English classes out of here .
“No HARD feelings”.
The amount of puns they use 🤣🤣🤣
I can never use "the proof is in the pudding ever again". 😂
And a hard case at that 😂
now you look back how he only shake the lady's hand not the dude it all makes sense and it's hilarious
Yea cuz he aint want no man hands on his junk
but he tries to shake his hand at the end which key declined
@@Aerochalklate wtf is your profile pic😂
@@mokhdomshah6325 it's that one character from dragon ball super
@@Aerochalklate yeah after he finished if he shook his hand before he can't go into detective mode
I wanna watch the bloopers of this episode so bad 😂
Hahaha pry one take lol 😆
This is the blooper
Me too! 🤣😂🤣
😂
that lady actor is was so good. super dead serious lol
the noise he makes when he does it for the first time was priceless; I would of had to do so many takes on it due to laughing!!!
2nd one was better 😂
And that part is the most replayed on this video.
The masculinity transition into a sissy moaning guy lol was priceless haha
Bro I couldn’t stop laughing I was dead
I just love how sincere and awe-struck the lady detective is throughout the scene. Just make this sketch so much funnier.
Isn't she the actress from Criminal Minds? That's her role in day job for years, she can switch into the character very easily
@@iwatchwithnoads7480 Yes. She is also in season 6 of community.
she played it straight, just normal police drama.
'why do your revelations requires masturbation' this line always gets me lol
Why do kitten require milk
@@El_Matin no, not the same
Because it rhymes.
Wanted to be a good samaritan so tried this method out at a local crime scene... didn't go so well
It's not a method, it's a blessing... or more like a curse. Lol!
It didn't work, because you're probably not even a real detective, what did you expect?
@@frowningJoker The joke obviously flew right over your head.
@@nathang83 It did, but only because I ducked. Also kudos for not writing r/whoosh
@@nathang83 The joke obviously flew right over your head.
Lmao Emily from Criminal Minds just watches with a serious face when he yanks it 🤣
She's rightly 'awestruck' now isnt she?
Proof is always out there you just have to find the pudding - first time hearing it now I'm stealing it 🤣
But that's his joke...
I don't think I wanna find this type of pudding... Or baby batter, whatever you wanna call it.
Bro this whole thing was written just for that handshake at the end
😂😂
Finally a glimpse of one of the famous Diamond Dog's past.
Damn, I knew he looked familiar. Is this his past or future though?
Lmao they really got Emily Prentiss from Criminal Minds in this😂😂😂😂
Her name is Emily? Of course it is.
She's Frankie from Community to me 😆
For me she is the beatiful busty Paget Brewster, huge rack. also joey and chandler's love interest in friends
@@whatbreaksthesilence8508 She's Joy's girlfriend turned Chandler's girlfriend in Friends as well
Was looking for this
When he's like sniffing the air , gets me all the time 😂
many animals do that when they're looking for a "mate"
I find it hilarious that Peele did not shake Key's hand at first but at the end of his last jerking scene, it was Peele who initiated to shake hands with Key
Coach Beard's past life was wild
he did steal a loaf of meth
"why do kittens require milk?" 😁😁😁
"No, not the same thing" 😹
Hey kshir where you from? Your name means milk in Sanskrit 🤣
The Louis C. K. style of crime investigation.
😂😂😂😂😂 shit
Hardly, Louis asked for consent
@@frowningJoker Mans just doing his job
Im cancelling you😂
Nah bro
Just realized him not shaking his hand in the beginning did Samwell a solid favor.
I love Key and Peele and this is one of their best skits, imo
Good evening ma'am.
Would you happen to know where the next gas station is?
Every time he took more time than before to finish, nice detail😆
Sherlock has really been silent since this dropped
Lmfaoooooo
They used Paget Brewester (Emily prentiss Criminal Minds) is absolute gold!!!!!
😂😂😂
@a no. Different actress
"No hard feelings?" Loool!
High five.
Should have been called jerk Detective
Not anymore! Third times the charm.
With the hand that feels the hardness....
Straight up, making fun of Will Graham. 😂
To me what make this skit so funny is how serious this lady detective looks even though he's doing his business all over the place
Probably their best skit ever.
@Kiflin The demon kid one is pretty fucking good
I like the grandmas exorcism
Maybe Peele's best skeet ever
@Kiflin that Mexican standoff and substitute teacher was also decent
One of the craziest, most twisted,funniest comedy sketches of all time!
😂😂😂
How on earth is such a successful comedian the greatest thriller writer in the business?? Boy that's talent 👏👏👏
Makes perfect sense really. Understanding and tapping into people's emotions is key in both genres.
Still genius, though.
He not the greatest thriller writer by any means. People still consider Get Out the best but all others under him less than. NOPE is the only one people says comes 2nd to Get Out.
Lmao, you're funny. His work as a comedian? Absolute top notch. His work as a director? Is mediocre pretentious overhyped trash.
@@axx012 he’s only directed 3 movies
@@inventgineerhow many movies have you directed?
I've watched this skit maybe twenty times and I never realised the murderer is Coach Beard
Omg now I see it too😂😂
i love it when Key is de voice of reason in sketches lol
I came back to see the iconic part. "Why do kittens require milk?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:29 😂😂😂😂
I love that Samwell is the only rational one there
Watching The Batman I couldn't stop thinking about Jordan Peele playing Commissioner Gordon like if Jeffrey Wright was doing an impression of the Sex Detective. It was hard not to laugh.
Me too!!!!
From your secret friend… who… Eh eh eh eh eh EEEHHHHHH!
1:11 his face lmao
3:49 We got to at least give him props for commitment to finish his... "task"
🤣🤣💀
That eye-contact with the killer was personal.
He's like one of those guys who washes their hands before they use the restroom.
The ending was the most surprising.
3:27 "he wanted to see... men"
key: what?
peele: -turns to window-
i am sure that they spent the whole night laughing at this shit before they did the actual take lol
Now thats a next level post nut clarity!
🤣🔥
Has anyone pointed out that the detective is probably the one doing these crimes. He knows the killers motive, he knows details about the victims, he's contaminating the crime scene with his own jizz and just accused the other masturbator out of the blue. Honestly thought that would be the joke but still very funny 😂
Kinda like dexter
I thought so too! Guess I watch too much true crime.
the look on her face at 3:53 is had my stomach hurting....she was like..."damn"
Lol notice how the sex investigator refused to shake the detectives hand the first time then after the crime was solved roles had switched.
Watching one of the main actors of criminal minds do this just brought me joy
Captain PudPuller the fluid flinger
can't believe coach beard was the killer
The 2nd one made me laugh so hard on a bus home, and hurt my stomach as I was trying t hold my laugh.
Underrated comedians
Best Law & Order SVU episode ever!!!!!
"and..... what the fuck was that?"
dead. lmao
He started looking around to see if he was getting pranked
0:13 I'm telling my kids that's Matt Murdock
I fully expected it to turn out he had committed all the crimes himself.
The Fact that Prentis from Criminal Minds was in this, makes it even better 😂😂😂
coach beard and frankie dart? what is this, a crossover episode!
Oh my god it’s The Beard!!! 🧔♂️
Most Outrageous Sketches..beats the second best ones by light years!
That smile at 46 gets me everytime
2:49 “nope, not the same thing!..” 🤣
So that's what coach Beard was doing before moving to England...
Love how the secondary actors are just standing there like it’s normal
Why do kittens require milk
NOT THE SAME THING!
Captain pud puller. This skit makes me laugh every single time.
"Why do kittens require milk?
Wtf😂😂😂
Is no one impressed that he can come thrice in three minutes?
wow i can never finish that fast that loud and so many times :p
he really is the best sec dedective :p
Why Netflix didn't make this a serial is way beyond any logic 😆🤣
This is one of my favourite key and Peele sketch
1:29 I had the same reaction
Shown this to my cusion, her reaction was priceless. lol
why did i think the entire time that that detective was the killer???😂😂
Man this right here had me cracking up
The noises he made lmao
" Captain Pud Puller" 😂😂😂😂
Its weird how when he entered he looked like a dozen TV detectives rolled into one.
''Vaughan we got ourselves a 'hard' case here''😅😅😅
I would watch that show every week!
Impressive 3 times in a row in the space of a few minutes 👏
He's doing Will Graham in Manhunter (1986). Hilarious!
Captain Pudpuller
I’m dead 😂🤣
Same lmao so hard
Pls I want all 5 seasons of this🤣🤣
the master of debation
If you watch it with subtitles its says laughing and applause when hes spanking it.
The killer is the assistant coach from Ted Lasso 😂😅😅
I miss this show haha
I can not breathe 😐 🤣
BEARD!!!!!!! That was GREAT!
This is Golden Kamuy!
Man 😂😂😂 thats hilarious
WHY DO KITTIES REQUIRE MILK? LMAOOO
Just the eye locked scene with the murdesbator ......
We need Season 2 ASAP 😂😂
They did 5...
"No hard feelings?"... Lol
There was definitely hard feelings
"No hard feelings?"😅
🤷🏻♂️What about limp feelings?
I can't wait to be a comedy writer!