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  • @thelastcarnival
    @thelastcarnival Před 10 lety +465

    At 3:44 Yahtzee describes Gordon Freeman as depicted in "Freeman's Mind" perfectly.

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin Před 10 lety +10

      I thought the very same.

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin Před 9 lety +9

      ...yes?

    • @InfiniteDarkMass
      @InfiniteDarkMass Před 5 lety +19

      He mentioned Freeman's Mind in his AMA. So it was probably intentional. = )

    • @bigrigjoe5130
      @bigrigjoe5130 Před rokem

      @@InfiniteDarkMass The sad part is Ross Scott openly doesn't like him.
      Yahtzee even sent Ross free copies of Consuming Shadow for Ross to review and he just refused XD

    • @BLZ231
      @BLZ231 Před rokem

      @@bigrigjoe5130 wait, really?

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude Před 9 lety +262

    Got Half Life and played it through for the first time yesterday (a crime for someone born in the late 80s who likes games, but I didn't have a respectably functional PC until college and by then I had put gaming on hiatus). That game deserves all of it's accolades. It took 13 hours to beat...in one sitting. I forgot to eat yesterday, and probably shouldn't play anything on Steam for a week just to recuperate.

  • @jubbie1122
    @jubbie1122 Před 9 lety +480

    3:38 , and thats why we all lovd the "in freemans mind" machinima

    • @geoffreyprecht2410
      @geoffreyprecht2410 Před 6 lety +18

      jubbie1122 Thanks for the reminder that this gem still exists! I'll have to go binge it now, since it's been years.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn Před 6 lety +22

      Not only that, but it just begun its second season, which means we have Freeman's Mind for another 10 years or so.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Před 5 lety +13

      someone should pay Ross Scott money to say "Oh boy! I couldn't wait for an excuse to return fire on those science-hating jocklecocks! I bet they voted against stem cell research!" into a microphone

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. Před 4 lety

      In my mind, In Freeman's Mind, is undoubtedly cannon.

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 Před 4 lety

      Alfredo Alfredington Did he? What joke?!

  • @killer-ws3lf
    @killer-ws3lf Před 10 lety +352

    4:29
    They didn't immediately make him the second leader of the rebellion, they did however know that Gordon was a very proficient fighter having fought his way pretty much single handedly through the battlegrounds of the Black Mesa facility and having defeated the aliens at Xen.
    So they knew that he would be an incredibly valuable asset to the rebellion. He did however become the symbol of the rebellion after he and Alyx stormed, and pretty much destroyed Nova Prospekt, along with all the other Combine soldiers they encountered.

    • @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131
      @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 Před 4 lety +35

      Also he went from a crowbar to fucking dark matter guns without outside help. He grabbed said dark matter gun from the corpse of his enemy.

    • @danielasilva69457
      @danielasilva69457 Před 4 lety +36

      I think there's a line in half life 1 where one of the scientist said that Freeman's HEV was full of trackers and everyone, both the military and the Lambda Core scientists , was watching his every move

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 Před 4 lety +16

      @@danielasilva69457 yes I do remember, one of the scientists gives you some relevant information about the lamba complex I think and then says this, that's also why the soldiers always managed to ambush you and even prepare machine gun nests

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 Před 4 lety +6

      @@danielasilva69457 yes, it's in Apprehension before the freezer room, shortly after the second (optional) ichthyosaur fight.

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic Před 4 lety +11

      And not just the two of them single-handedly storming Nova Prospekt and the Combine, but storming it _with a horde of ravenous untameable (if you're not a Vortigaunt) insects obeying his every command_ . To all most people knew, if they weren't aware of the Vortigaunt assistance, he'd probably come off as such a good leader that even ravenous, mindless beasts will pledge their loyalty to him.

  • @krisstasko
    @krisstasko Před 8 lety +226

    "i bet _they_ voted against stem cell research!"
    reminds me of, er... freemans mind

    • @RegretfulDeadMan
      @RegretfulDeadMan Před 8 lety +22

      Yahtzee has admitted that he's a big fan

    • @mortarpestle.4267
      @mortarpestle.4267 Před 7 lety +2

      +TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff) I thought Yahtzee was WAY to high-strung to remotely consider anything from Ross Scott. Happy I'm proven wrong.

    • @TheFormHater
      @TheFormHater Před 4 lety +4

      @@mortarpestle.4267 Ross's work is high art.

  • @lordcommissarspartan
    @lordcommissarspartan Před 9 lety +394

    Had to use a crowbar to get that ending pun to fit.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Před 7 lety +3

      Anthony Maguire, What is happening in your profile picture?

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan Před 7 lety +2

      Paladin Boyd It's a cropped version of Lucario riding a dildo.

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan Před 7 lety +11

      Paladin Boyd It's less funny when I actually describe it.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Před 7 lety +2

      Anthony Maguire, Well at least I know and going by what I know of the internet I assume the Lucario is male.

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan Před 7 lety +1

      Paladin Boyd Yep. Do you want a link to the original image?

  • @abcdefzhij
    @abcdefzhij Před 7 lety +277

    I hit the spot so reliably the ladies call me the G-Man
    Dead

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding Před 7 lety +49

    I still think this is at least in part a narcissistic thing, since Yahtzee is basically an HEV suit and a crowbar away from looking exactly like Gordon Freeman.

  • @MrLangz0r
    @MrLangz0r Před 10 lety +60

    i dont know why but seeing Gorden freeman at 3:50 and he said at 3:35 that the reason why he was a beloved Charecter was that we could think that he could be anyone we wanted him to be. made me think he looked like Walter white From Breaking bad

    • @collinarter2470
      @collinarter2470 Před 10 lety +54

      For me, he is Morgan Freeman.

    • @skysnow2495
      @skysnow2495 Před 10 lety

      I'm sorry about replying to an old comment, but Morgan Freeman is loved for his voice. Gordon Freeman and Morgan Freeman just do not mix. Maybe they are related and Morgan Gordon's vocal chords, improving Morgan's voice.

    • @skysnow2495
      @skysnow2495 Před 10 lety

      Got his vocal chords, can't edit my comment for some reason to fix that.

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 Před 10 lety

      IDIOT! HE look like Gordon Freeman.

    • @jonahwolf3252
      @jonahwolf3252 Před 10 lety +8

      You got it backwards. Walter White looks like Gordon Freeman, not the other way around.

  • @wilhelmcooning
    @wilhelmcooning Před 8 lety +119

    Just finished playing this for the first time: it really was incredible! I'd played half-life 2 a while back, and while I loved that game, this one was so much more gritty. In Half Life 2 (like most shooters) you are a bad ass who does bad ass shit... In Half Life 1, you're just a dude whose day at work got very out of hand. The US government make a far more ominous enemy than the Combine, and the final boss of the alien forces is utterly horrific. And there is a prevailing sense of claustrophobia (you are mostly trapped underground) that adds a level of intensity you won't find in many other games. Half-life 2 now feels a bit tame by comparison, despite the obvious graphical improvements.

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 Před 8 lety +7

      +Will X and it has the best weapons in any game ive ever played. god i like the hive hand, gluon gun, tao cannon and snarks.

    • @schpeak5503
      @schpeak5503 Před 8 lety +1

      +Will X same dude, just finished

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 Před 8 lety +1

      Unique Gamers
      Its great, isnt it

    • @schpeak5503
      @schpeak5503 Před 8 lety +1

      British Nerd Yeah, it's definitely in my top 20.

    • @mothman7531
      @mothman7531 Před 8 lety +5

      I don't know how well looked into this fact is, but at the beginning locker room area you can look inside Freeman's locker. You find spare clothes, his M.I.T. degree, and also a blurry picture of a child? I always wondered what that whole thing was about.

  • @MasterGriefSr
    @MasterGriefSr Před 8 lety +16

    As I am finally working through HL2 Episode 2, I have come to the conclusion that Freema DOES have a fantastic PR team: the Vortigaunts. I mean just listen to them, "The Freeman Excels in all things!"
    Guess slaughtering untold numbers of them in he first game left an impression.

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre Před 10 lety +7

    Oh god I lol'd at Freeman, the army dude and the alien army dude all crouched behind their own, respective cover and just looking at each other.

  • @GB-mi5he
    @GB-mi5he Před 8 lety +15

    Omg the perfectly square player wearing snow shoes... that had me laughing so good!

  • @Draggobuttboi
    @Draggobuttboi Před 7 lety +23

    so basically yahtzee's version of gordon freeman is the physicist version of Walter white

  • @mattmaine9433
    @mattmaine9433 Před 10 lety +8

    Also, when you first go into the portal to Xen, the long jump is like launching yourself off hydraulic springs, it's fucking awesome

  • @Sumaxi
    @Sumaxi Před 9 lety +4

    Heck, I loved the jumping from what I've played the game with, it's getting to know the engine which you can really use to your advantage

  • @AndyStriker13LP
    @AndyStriker13LP Před 9 lety +4

    oh my,i discovered this channel a while ago and watched several videos...long story short,you have earned yourself another subscriber

    • @AndyStriker13LP
      @AndyStriker13LP Před 9 lety +1

      ***** Thanks, i'm already used to these types of comments, so it won't be a problem

  • @Allison-qk1ws
    @Allison-qk1ws Před 10 lety +26

    I played through Half-Life for the first time less than a year ago, and I pretty much felt the same way. Good story, pretty fun, must have been fucking amazing when it first came out, and holy shit were there some parts that were clunky, annoying, and made me repeat them 5 times. But there weren't enough bad mechanics to make me feel anything less than I like this game, do not regret spending time/money on it, and would I recommend it.

    • @TheStanishStudios
      @TheStanishStudios Před 9 lety +3

      Black Mesa is a bit less clunky, I highly recommend playing it- it's free!

  • @bboythekidstudios
    @bboythekidstudios Před 11 lety +2

    You just made my day with that last part there! XD

  • @SauceApple51
    @SauceApple51 Před 9 lety +44

    I really can't see why people think this and HL2 are highly overrated.
    I think it may be because they are focusing on gameplay only, as it is what you are doing the whole time.
    The gameplay and physics are great, but people expect it to be even better because of the talk about the game as a whole.
    Gameplay alone, then considering it being overrated is reasonable.
    But the game as a whole is NOT overrated.
    I think people are also considering the overrated-ness being over-rated, meaning they say that this game is so overrated that it IS gaming.
    It really isn't, this is a work of art, with gameplay in it, it is not as hyped as the people are saying it is.

    • @T--kq3pj
      @T--kq3pj Před 9 lety +1

      Blank ᅚ define over-rated. These people probably goes straight to metacritic, watches the top list of pc games and make conclusions about over-rating.

    • @SauceApple51
      @SauceApple51 Před 9 lety +1

      T-1000 Over rated being that it is too appreciated for what it really is.

    • @T--kq3pj
      @T--kq3pj Před 9 lety +1

      Blank ᅚ
      Half-Life 1 was redone from scratch after unsuccessful first build. Much effort was given into that game, many mods started on the base of it. There are still uncovered things about this game popping out like complex AI behaviour, even for today standards.
      I think its appreciation is well deserved.

    • @SauceApple51
      @SauceApple51 Před 9 lety

      T-1000 Indeed. I don't think you read my comment correctly, my comment was talking about how HL and HL2 are NOT overrated, not the opposite.

    • @T--kq3pj
      @T--kq3pj Před 9 lety

      Blank ᅚ And I don't disagree with you, I was adding to your point)

  • @zoeythebee1779
    @zoeythebee1779 Před 6 lety +6

    "Eat science" killed me.

  • @GoBoomYay
    @GoBoomYay Před 11 lety +6

    3:49
    The basis of the entire Half-Life/Portal universe in two words.

  • @Sam_596
    @Sam_596 Před 3 lety +2

    "Gesture his way through MIT"
    I believe they call that sign language

  • @Patrock17
    @Patrock17 Před 6 lety

    I remember my friend back in my grade school days let me borrow his half life CD. Still in love with it since 1999.

  • @PonzooonTheGreat
    @PonzooonTheGreat Před 8 lety +76

    "His little bearded fists"

  • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
    @NamelessPlayerOfficial Před 10 lety +91

    To be honest and fair Half-Life wasn't my thing back then since i knew there was monsters in it because i had a faint heart but then a few years i took up the courage to play the game and said i am brave enough to play it until i jumped into a vent and a headcrab jumped at me and i kinda lost my shit,but still a good game than most FPS games these days like BF and COD so i give Half-Life 10/10 BEST GAME EVER and the opposing force and blue shift stand alone expansion packs gives Half-Life the boost to be at my top shelf for the rest of my life.

    • @InfiniteCS
      @InfiniteCS Před 10 lety +7

      Half life scared the shit out if me when I first played it

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial Před 10 lety

      Ben Shappell I know, those freaky head creatures, and those mutated sciense team, and those freaky head creatures JUMPING out of the vent with no warning that was scary as shit.

    • @InfiniteCS
      @InfiniteCS Před 10 lety

      the two things were headcrabs and barnacles and that creepy atmosphere that got me

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial Před 10 lety

      Ben Shappell It got me too.

    • @bobdonald1411
      @bobdonald1411 Před 10 lety

      the first time i played the game i had no idea what barnacles where and when i saw some grey ropes over a "river" i was like "Heck yea il be indiana jones!" but then i realised that i was sort of stuck in the rope and couldnt move, i thought it was some sort of bug until i looked up and barely had the time to kill the thing. other than that i didnt get scared so much as to stop playing, only a few jumpscares.

  • @ghostoframsaybolton7062

    Played this game in 2002, when I was 7 loved it so much that I played it again and again on PC. Now i'm 18 and just started playing again. Just as fun as before.

  • @Eirikasacredstones
    @Eirikasacredstones Před 10 lety +1

    Oh man, these always make me laugh like crazy. Thank you, Yahtzee. xD

  • @Zeturic
    @Zeturic Před 7 lety +7

    4:18 For a second, I thought you were about to say that they were about to send in "Mother fucking Teresa".

  • @jojolafrite90
    @jojolafrite90 Před 2 lety +2

    Wow, I'm old. I was 13 years old when HL got out. And this video is 9 years old. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • @Evandir500
    @Evandir500 Před 9 lety

    I always get happy when I hear that intro

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 Před 9 lety +22

    The only thing I hated about this game was all the horrendous 1st person platforming. 3/4s of my deaths in this game came from missing a jump or trying (and failing) to inch my way onto a ladder.
    Otherwise, it's a damn good game, with great gameplay and narrative alike, something very few games old or new have accomplished.

    • @T--kq3pj
      @T--kq3pj Před 9 lety +4

      ***** I liked jumping, especially in Xen levels, that was amazing. Probably it's only for worthy people.

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 Před 8 lety

      IKR? People who says it aged terribly play too much CoD...

    • @tomatoesofdoom
      @tomatoesofdoom Před 8 lety

      +nick deloreto you gotta learn how to press S after reaching your destination

  • @BloodSpatterGaming
    @BloodSpatterGaming Před 10 lety +33

    this makes me think of the freeman's mind vids

    • @dannyb300
      @dannyb300 Před 10 lety

      Freeman's Mind and Black Mesa are remakes of the original Half-life game.

    • @ExtremeGamer9951
      @ExtremeGamer9951 Před 10 lety +3

      Dan reads Freeamns mind is a machinima based on half life source while Black Mesa is an ACTUAL VIDEOGAME.

  • @Helios1138
    @Helios1138 Před 10 lety +4

    "gesture his way through the MIT" xD

  • @Chubbaaa
    @Chubbaaa Před 11 lety

    Good point, they could showcase it like they showcased stuff in Lost Coast, which was wonderful for its length.

  • @admtm24
    @admtm24 Před 10 lety

    This is one of my favorite reviewers

  • @BigT.Larrity
    @BigT.Larrity Před 10 lety +16

    I think "Gordon Freeman: Shaking His Bearded Fists in Rage" is an erotic fanfic

  • @math6844
    @math6844 Před 10 lety +4

    Favorite game of all time! :D

  • @clonetrooper250
    @clonetrooper250 Před 11 lety

    Okay, now I REALLY want to see it happen!

  • @pipeandakrape
    @pipeandakrape Před 6 lety

    haha he had a good point about freeman being so revered when he popped up in the future when he failed to rescue anybody from the black mesa incident! still one of my favorite games of all time though.

  • @andrewkane3171
    @andrewkane3171 Před 11 lety +3

    I learned something really valuable from this review, how to pronounce Yahtzee's last name.

  • @BotGeorge
    @BotGeorge Před 10 lety +347

    Hello again

  • @Srcsqwrn
    @Srcsqwrn Před 11 lety

    Perfect review!

  • @howlmusic8364
    @howlmusic8364 Před 9 lety

    This is the first time I've ever watched your videos and this is absolute genius haha, love it! Too bad 3 will never come out, it's the video game equivalent of Detox.

  • @jonathanmatthews4774
    @jonathanmatthews4774 Před 4 lety +3

    It's 2019. And my itch to play HL1 is getting strong. Again.
    Despite being 20 years old, this game STILL holds up so well.

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv Před 3 lety +3

    Oh, hello 2012 audio mixing.

  • @Bugman541
    @Bugman541 Před 9 lety +2

    This is the best Zero Punctuation review IMO

  • @Zeawsomee
    @Zeawsomee Před 11 lety

    JAM!

  • @jaytonhawkins2872
    @jaytonhawkins2872 Před 10 lety +286

    So Gordon Freeman is loved because he is a silent protagonist whom the player can project their own personalities, but Master Chief is criticized for being the exact same thing.

    • @holben27
      @holben27 Před 10 lety +87

      Console kiddies logic =/= everyone else. Doesnt he talk though? Hes not completely silent

    • @skullkid325
      @skullkid325 Před 10 lety +30

      holben27 Extremely rarely. But to be fair his point still stands, it's not as if Chief would be less criticised if he dropped the few lines he has.

    • @holben27
      @holben27 Před 10 lety +45

      The Skull Kid
      I dont know even with the few lines he has he still reflects a personality that players are interested in but hardly get more of it so they're frustrated. Ive never actually seen any critisism on chief's lack of dialog. But then again Ive never played halo on console.

    • @skullkid325
      @skullkid325 Před 10 lety +3

      holben27 Maybe so but the strong silent type is a big part of his personality, he's messed up. Criticism on his lack of dialogue is quite common, I've seen it a lot in any case. But then I don't put much stock in that kind of thing, most gamers nowadays seem to think you can only like one game in each genre and you have to hate every other one, which isn't really my view.
      Personally I don't mind the strong silent thing, but if they're 100% silent it's a bit of a downside for me, unless it's a point of immersion (e.g. Dark Souls) or the game itself just plain makes up for it (e.g. Half-Life).

    • @paperbackwriter1111
      @paperbackwriter1111 Před 10 lety +45

      The problem with master chief is that we kind of get a lot of hints at his personality and he already has this preset "he is an elite super-trained, genetically engineered spartan" thing going on, so he is kind of pushed into a certain type of personality already. And they show him, like in his armor and all that. If you're going that far, why not show his face, why not show him emote in SOME way, that would make him easier to sympathise with, i mean strong silent type is cool and all, but if you don' t see a reaction, how do you figure out his other personality traits (btw i might be talking out of my ass a little, because i played halo only very very tangentally)

  • @uncleyakov5422
    @uncleyakov5422 Před 9 lety +4

    The knife was from fallout...just thought I'd say that

  • @malhekai
    @malhekai Před 10 lety

    Thats a really cool way to see it.

  • @legionfighter6789
    @legionfighter6789 Před 9 lety +1

    For some reason, I always find something to laugh at even it's one of the best games ever...

  • @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock
    @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock Před 10 lety +45

    if this video were 2 minutes and 36 seconds shorter it would be 3 minutes long.
    the video is about half life
    half life 3 confirmed

    • @googleforcedhandle
      @googleforcedhandle Před 9 lety +13

      you said "half lfie 3 confirmed"
      half life 3 confirmed

    • @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock
      @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock Před 9 lety +15

      you said
      "you said "half lfie 3 confirmed"
      half life 3 confirmed"
      half life 3 confirmed

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus Před 6 lety +1

      you said
      "you said
      ""you said "half lfie 3 confirmed"
      half life 3 confirmed"
      half life 3 confirmed"
      half life 3 confirmed

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life Před 6 lety +1

      C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

    • @spartan2ar949
      @spartan2ar949 Před 5 lety

      Damn it Valve, Make Half Life 3 Already! Or at least give up Half Life 2 episode 3.

  • @wtfgamer89
    @wtfgamer89 Před 10 lety +13

    EVERYONE should know that half-life and portal is in the same universe and they where
    all trying to make a portal device but apiture did it and what ever the place is called in half-life failed and opened a portal to a dimension with all these weird animal things.

    • @AngryLoo
      @AngryLoo Před 10 lety +11

      Black Mesa Research Facility accidentally caused the resonance cascade, which opened a portal to Xen, allowing aliens to come through. Not really sure how the Combine came to be in Half Life 2, though. The G-Man's role in everything is still a mystery, as he delivered the crystal that allowed the resonance cascade to occur.

    • @Stratto5
      @Stratto5 Před 10 lety +6

      Kevin Anthony The aliens in HL1 were fleeing from combine. Portals appeared on Xen so they used them to flee to Earth. After Nihilanth died the combine discovered these portals and got to the Earth.
      We can see in HL1 that the Xen aliens were using the crystals. My theory is that G-Man caused the resonance cascade just to get the crystals while aliens are busy figting humans.

    • @ZeeCobra
      @ZeeCobra Před 10 lety +6

      Vaver CZ The G-Man sort of worked for Black Mesa and he supplied them with the Xen crystal so G-Man kind of caused the cascade. You see, the Xen crystal opened up to there world and so the G-Man knowing this would let them all flee and takeover the facility because everybody in the facility are actually quite fucking stupid if you think about it. Nihilanth is aware of G-Man's presence and after the defeat of Nihilanth the G-Man sends Gordon into status only to awake 20 years later to lead a resitance group and defeat the Combine which has now been into this world. They then decide that Breen, Former adminstrator of Black Mesa who was also obviously aware of G-Man refering him as the highest bidder, is now adminstrator of the Combine and Earth until the fall of the citadel. The citadel is destroyed and then the remaining Combine portal is killed by Kleiner the scientiest who appeared everywhere like the Luteces in Bisohock Infinite, Unspeakably your first boner Alyx and your other original Half Life character who was also everywhere, drunken Demoman like character Barney the Resistance Mascot Dinosaur. And then Alyx's father dies, unimportant side character who betrayed him and then helped Alyx's Father find the Borealis finds the Borealis as we await Half Life 3.
      Come on Valve, we have an incredibly hard penis here waiting to see Alyx in another Source Engine. We need this series to end and I hope it doesn't leave another cliffhanger for another episode we will have to wait another 3 billion year because Gaben wasn't taught how to count right possibly but Count Dracula.
      And that's it right now.

    • @Noobshire
      @Noobshire Před 10 lety

      EVERYONE does know.

    • @Lt_Voss
      @Lt_Voss Před 10 lety +4

      Black Mesa made a portal gun, I believe it's called the "disruptor cannon" from Opposing Force. Both Aperture's and Black Mesa's portal devices worked but had their drawbacks: you need a special surface for Aperture's, and Black Mesa's teleports you to random locations.

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 Před 3 lety

    the compression strapped on this thing in comparison to the new ones is like hearing someone talking without a mask and then hearing them after they put on a gas mask

  • @randomnuke4005
    @randomnuke4005 Před 4 lety +2

    you make me realize how close to Austin my gordon freeman is

  • @tj12711
    @tj12711 Před 8 lety +5

    -Constantly complains that Link is a blank slate
    -Says that Gordon Freeman is so likable because he's a blank slate

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned Před 8 lety +7

      +tj12711 Not sure if I'm understanding him right on this one, but the context is different on those two characters. The various Links often have a bit of a personality defined by actions and mannerisms, and a "talk to folks" function, so not saying anything stands out a bit, particularly in the newer games. With Freeman being in first person and not having a talk button, and some characters actively acknowledging that he isn't much of a talker, it a) doesn't seem like quite so much of an issue and b) can allow for the various different ways of looking at the character mentioned in the review.

    • @tj12711
      @tj12711 Před 8 lety +1

      l0stndamned That's fair, although I don't need every single game with a silent protagonist to have NPCs point out that (s)he isn't talking much for me to relate to that protagonist. To me, it's a neat joke the first time you hear it (I first heard that joke in Mario RPG), but it would get annoying quickly if every game did it.

    • @jeanettetutt9761
      @jeanettetutt9761 Před 8 lety

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned Před 8 lety +1

      ***** I fully agree it would get annoying if every game did it :) . I haven't played a Zelda game in a while, but I always got the impression on the ones I played that Link was talking, only we weren't seeing what he said. That kinda bugged me.

    • @professornebula6545
      @professornebula6545 Před 8 lety +1

      +tj12711 Well, Gordon was intentionally designed this way and it contributes to the story as such, but Link wasn't designed that way, he does things that mimic having an actual personality, but he's pretty one-dimensional, and it hurts the story because it's much harder to put your own personality in the place of Link's that it is with Gordon's.

  • @CrispyChicken44
    @CrispyChicken44 Před 9 lety +48

    Seeing a lot of hate comments for this game. It's funny because either people who actually have the game are lying outta their ass to try to fit in, or just plain shaped by today's video games to actually appreciate a good game. Has a perfect balance between shooting people in the face, to finishing puzzles to continue progress.
    Then again, it's all up to personal opinion... but don't say this game is bad because YOU didn't like it. Sorry you can't go 2 minutes without shooting someone in the face like most games today do.

    • @AnttilaPK
      @AnttilaPK Před 9 lety +2

      CrispyChicken44 Oooh, that obstacle course with laser mines and the nuclear bombs. Probably the most tense sequence in any game I've played (so far), with the exception of that one scene in Heavy Rain with the finger.

    • @JesseWhiteman117
      @JesseWhiteman117 Před 9 lety +4

      CrispyChicken44 People forget that Zero Punctuation is a comedy/satire and just follows along what he is saying without even forming an actual opinion for themselves. Half the comments I read on here seems like none of these people haven't even played this game.

    • @EraVulgarisX
      @EraVulgarisX Před 9 lety +3

      CrispyChicken44 It's a bad game by modern standards, as is nearly every game that's over 15 years old. Don't be so in denial, it exposes your fanboyism.

    • @kamidarko
      @kamidarko Před 9 lety +9

      EraVulgaris Actually you have that backwards, almost every modern game is a bad game by good standards. Good standards having Half Life as an example.

    • @kamidarko
      @kamidarko Před 9 lety +6

      EraVulgaris You seem to be getting butthurt over the fact that these older games were simply made better than the majority of new games produced in the last 10 years. Games like Half-life, Deus Ex and Anachronox were made back when innovation and graphics was actually hard to do, so instead games needed to have thoughtful stories, engaging characters, and at the very least have an interesting world they create. Very few games now a days even bothers with having one of those three. Though you do have a point that I don't play many modern games, because unlike some I refuse to play games that do not appear to have any depth or quality to them. So go ahead and stick to your cardboard cutout shooters and your modern war whatever because I will always choose the likes of Black Mesa or Mass Effect.

  • @trentongm
    @trentongm Před 8 lety +1

    its funny how yahtzee's defense of freeman as a character is the core concept behind freemans mind.

  • @tentaclesromance9114
    @tentaclesromance9114 Před 11 lety

    He has and he loves it. He says its like crawling out of a sewer to see a beautiful mountainside view.

  • @SillyPillow
    @SillyPillow Před 10 lety +5

    The 5 min tram ride was actually 30 min.

    • @SillyPillow
      @SillyPillow Před 10 lety +2

      ***** It is. I remember starting it at 3PM I think and then after the tram it was like 3:30PM. And that is a really long time to look at a lab.

  • @InnerDness
    @InnerDness Před 10 lety +3

    Does my beard intimidate you?

  • @GBXS
    @GBXS Před 10 lety

    I think it makes sense that Gordon was so loved in HL2. Whilst nobody seemed to be able to handle the situation and pretty much died, Gordon managed to kill a whole bunch of them and escape. Once that news spread, he became an icon and inspiration. He was able to beat the enemy and with him at their side, they actually figured they had a shot.

  • @Claymann71
    @Claymann71 Před 4 lety +1

    0:52 "Do... do we really need the Horse joke, Yhatz?"
    "YES. Do not question my methods in describing Half-Life!"
    "ok.'

  • @aren6915
    @aren6915 Před 9 lety +4

    Play Black Mesa (Half Life 1 HD remake) IT'S FUCKING FREE

  • @mulza
    @mulza Před 10 lety +4

    Bahaha Counterstrike, game of choice for the first generation of realistic, military shooter gutter c*%#ts. God I love CS.

  • @CLfreaksho
    @CLfreaksho Před 11 lety

    YES.

  • @100bruinsrule
    @100bruinsrule Před 10 lety

    This is why I love Zero Punctuation Yahtzee's videos. He knows how to give credit where credit is due and still admit when a game has flaws, no matter how few and far between they are. You go Yahtzee, you're awesome!

  • @gittonsxv126
    @gittonsxv126 Před 10 lety +6

    half life 1 and 2 are ok, decent all around...
    8/10

    • @philpyung4831
      @philpyung4831 Před 9 lety +4

      If Half Life 2 is decent, I'd really like to know what you consider an EXCELLENT game. Minecraft?

    • @gittonsxv126
      @gittonsxv126 Před 9 lety +3

      Philp Yung i find a lot of games ok or decent, you see a thing called personal taste exists.
      so many people go nuts over half life 2, they call it the best game ever, the best fps, one of the top 5 games in history and i just do not see it, it is good, very good but not that good.

    • @philpyung4831
      @philpyung4831 Před 9 lety +2

      Gittons Xv Ok so what is good then???? If Half Life 2 isn't good, what is? Honestly.

    • @gittonsxv126
      @gittonsxv126 Před 9 lety +2

      Philp Yung i just said half life 2 is very good,
      just not best game in existence good that many people call it.

    • @terencesmith7231
      @terencesmith7231 Před 9 lety +2

      Gittons Xv Fair enough mate, but compared to some of the modern shooters today? HL2 is quite fantastic, at least for it's time. It was revolutionary for 2004, but the same would be said for half life 1 i guess

  • @HPSmugscraft
    @HPSmugscraft Před 7 lety +5

    I have to be the dissenting voice here. Granted, 1998 was a long time ago, when I was only 6. I can forgive the dated graphics and physics engine. But I really didn't catch any of the supposedly epic storytelling that Half Life is supposed to have. It's all chaos. Also, Gordon strikes me as a Mary Sue, going from silent, geeky genius to a one-man army in a matter of minutes.

    • @bipedleek241
      @bipedleek241 Před 5 lety

      Jack Van Kirk if you were terrible at the game would you say he is underpowered

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak Před 11 lety

    "Eat science"
    Best quote ever.

  • @honygully8148
    @honygully8148 Před 11 lety

    never thought it that way

  • @jrewb7003
    @jrewb7003 Před 9 lety +11

    Hey commenters calling it overrated:
    Stop comparing the game to HL2 and instead compare it to a game made during its time better than it. Oh wait! You can't! When this game was released, people were all over it. Even Sven Co-op was created for people to mod the game and play it in multiplayer. It was the leading game of its time, even the terrible AI in this was considered an astounding feat to gamers all over the internet.

    • @ItsSomeDeadGuy
      @ItsSomeDeadGuy Před 9 lety

      Auto Winning The only game from around that time that could even be said to be better is Thief.

    • @Danny-gg9gs
      @Danny-gg9gs Před 9 lety +1

      Auto Winning qauke 3 was better

    • @SanvelloSerapiega
      @SanvelloSerapiega Před 9 lety

      yet OoT is overrated and he compares it to later titles

    • @notsogrand2837
      @notsogrand2837 Před 9 lety +1

      Auto Winning Actually the A.I is quite good. least better than most games :P

    • @joqqeman
      @joqqeman Před 9 lety

      Auto Winning Close Combat 2 was better.

  • @Krebons1200
    @Krebons1200 Před 9 lety +4

    Well, this is slightly confusing. Aren't a lot of these points he makes about freeman applica ble to Link and Ocarina of Time?

    • @DeMomcalypseLive
      @DeMomcalypseLive Před 6 lety +2

      Krebons1200 It helps that the game is in first person, so any emotional response from Gordon Freeman is left up to the imagination

  • @MyGamer79
    @MyGamer79 Před 11 lety

    Amen to that!

  • @posterium_6774
    @posterium_6774 Před 6 lety

    The ninja part fckn scared me, like when you hear them but don't see them and one second your moving down a hall thing and you start taking damage and freaking out, then you end up camping in a room with claymores attached to the only entrances

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Před 6 lety

      I just started wildly shooting in random directions until I stopped seeing things move. Even then I was paranoid of them poping out right up until Gordon gets kidnapped

  • @treetoon-tf
    @treetoon-tf Před 10 lety +7

    luckily the ladders are the way they are instead of "press e to climb/exit" kind of linear thing. Otherwise speedruns would have been shittier, now ladders actually have a skilled learning curve :3

    • @GalaxyNewsTelevision
      @GalaxyNewsTelevision Před 10 lety +23

      Ladders in source games make me want to kill myself.

    • @sirpatrick549
      @sirpatrick549 Před 10 lety +13

      Saccharin3D Yes, I have died so many times because of falling off the fucking ladders of half life

    • @holben27
      @holben27 Před 10 lety +1

      Saccharin3D
      There are literally source communities similar to surfing a bhoping that just try to manipulate ladders. They can do the craziest shit with them

    • @qiff6667
      @qiff6667 Před 10 lety

      Saccharin3D try beating half-life 1...ON THE PS2.

    • @RarefoilB
      @RarefoilB Před 9 lety +1

      igor franklin Oh, I'm in the process of doing that right now! Of course, I'm using a USB keyboard and mouse because while I was able to mostly function with the DualShock 2, I then discovered that my combat skills drastically decrease with it. Could have save scummed and eventually adapted, but eh.

  • @VisualOrchestra
    @VisualOrchestra Před 5 lety +13

    Funny how he complains about linearity in design in 2012 and here in 2019 he's saying how be misses it more than a little.

    • @MrFloyd-jf6fh
      @MrFloyd-jf6fh Před 4 lety +9

      To be fair, it's possible to go too far in either direction. Around 2012 a lot of the AAA games were cutscenes that let you press a few buttons every once in a while, now here in 2019 you have to have a minimum of 8,050 sidequests and 1000 hours of gameplay. Like he said in this review, it's a lot of companies aping something good without knowing what made it work

    • @manaulhoque6507
      @manaulhoque6507 Před 3 lety

      @@MrFloyd-jf6fh u spitting straight facts

  • @michaelsurname8668
    @michaelsurname8668 Před 9 lety

    1:14
    Those wheels are staring into my soul with a look of unparalleled horror.

  • @spartan2ar949
    @spartan2ar949 Před 5 lety

    I recently played Half Life 1 for the First time. The thing I didn't like about it was that some stuff wasn't explained very well. The points where you have to fight tanks were hard because there were 3 different kinds of tanks with different weak points, but one one kind of tank showed up more than once, and even that one only showed up twice. There were times I had to blast open doors with mounted cannons that I first thought were just decorations until I looked up a walkthrough. I almost gave up at one point we're I had to jump and catch a ladder but Dr. Freeman just couldn't grab it until I realized I had to stop push W when I touched it. I guess this comes back to an era where you have to experiment with the environment to move forward or beat a boss.

  • @evilplaguedoctor5158
    @evilplaguedoctor5158 Před 9 lety +6

    half life 3 will be:
    Fully voiced acted (even the free man)
    super realistic graphics that use QTE for everything.
    everything will be in slow motion.
    anything that's not QTE will be cover based shooting.
    more headcrabs then are sensible (either that, or just one as a throw in gimmick)

  • @TheRogueEmpire
    @TheRogueEmpire Před 9 lety +6

    i played the first hour of half life, got massively bored, then returned it to gamestop. i didnt like it at all.

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 Před 9 lety +27

      you missed out

    • @Sahuagin
      @Sahuagin Před 9 lety

      Minecast Zyad48 no he didn't

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 Před 9 lety +23

      ***** yes he did, the game is absolutely awesome, you probably missed out too judging by your comment

    • @Sahuagin
      @Sahuagin Před 9 lety

      Minecast Zyad48 sorry I despise both Half-Life 1 and 2. utter garbage.

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 Před 9 lety +11

      ***** u just suck at them thats it

  • @Cephalopod51
    @Cephalopod51 Před 9 lety

    Gordon Freeman being seen as a messianic hero in HL2 reminds me of that line from Woody Allen's SLEEPER."I'm a clarinet player in 1973, I go into the hospital for a lousy operation, I wake up 200 years later and I'm Flash Gordon!" Ain't it the truth?

  • @thefreebooter8816
    @thefreebooter8816 Před 8 lety +8

    I found the controls fine. Yahtzee, You love this game. I love this game. I only found one minor gripe, It's a bit too easy.

    • @TheRainbowSquid
      @TheRainbowSquid Před 8 lety +1

      +the Freebooter are you human?

    • @thefreebooter8816
      @thefreebooter8816 Před 8 lety +1

      +The Rainbow Squid Yes. Probably. I think so. Now I'm doubting myself...

    • @andrewhicks3854
      @andrewhicks3854 Před 8 lety +1

      No it is not 😂 at least to me

    • @TooCooFoYou
      @TooCooFoYou Před 8 lety

      +the Freebooter It's all fun and games (and easy) until you get stuck climbing down the fucking ladders.

    • @thefreebooter8816
      @thefreebooter8816 Před 8 lety

      ***** NOT THE LADDERS!!!

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 Před 9 lety +5

    Never played Half Life and after watching the entire series on CZcams, I never will. The closest I ever came to it was looting Gordon Freeman's dead body in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, a superior game that immerses me more than Half Life ever could hope to.
    *waits for butthurt fanboys to unleash their entire arsenal of standard hatred*

    • @agreatmanlookingtotheright
      @agreatmanlookingtotheright Před 9 lety +20

      Fanboys wont even call you out since your comment is an obvious troll

    • @molybdenumrose
      @molybdenumrose Před 9 lety

      ***** That's not very cheeki breeki of you :^)

    • @robertburbank3202
      @robertburbank3202 Před 9 lety

      ***** But.. But.. that game is from 2007... Half Life is from 1998...

    • @randomlyentertaining8287
      @randomlyentertaining8287 Před 9 lety

      likeajon Nope, not trying to troll anyone.
      Robert Burbank Yes? So?

    • @robertburbank3202
      @robertburbank3202 Před 9 lety

      ***** You can't compare a game ten years younger and say one is more immersive because of course the newer one is more immersive.

  • @DirtyCurti
    @DirtyCurti Před 9 lety +31

    I understand the game is good in it's own respect but it's overrated as HELL! It is a linear "normal" game with decent writing. But wait... Overrated has two words combined which if you take 2 + 2 (Getting that 2 from Half-Life 2) = 4! Half-Life 3 & 4 confirmed!

    • @fiafiaaaa
      @fiafiaaaa Před 9 lety +4

      But wait! Half life 2 Episode 2 would add another 2! Which means... HALF LIFE 3, 4, 5, AND 6 CONFIRMED!

    • @aldxbaran
      @aldxbaran Před 9 lety +24

      Half-Life is a very well made game in my opinion. It's aged, yes, but good.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck Před 9 lety +16

      Except a "normal" fps game wasn't a thing back then because it fucking invented the concept.

    • @aldxbaran
      @aldxbaran Před 9 lety

      VulpineTaco What's wrong with exploring?

    • @aldxbaran
      @aldxbaran Před 9 lety

      VulpineTaco It was implied that exploring was a bad thing in the context of your comment. saying you "HAVE" to do something implies it's bad..

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 Před 11 lety

    Just finished replaying the whole HL and HL2 saga, for the 8th time or so. I want more Freeman!

  • @dalcon555
    @dalcon555 Před 10 lety +1

    Agreed, I played it for the first time about a month ago and came to the same conclusion: the narrative is fucking perfect and the progression of the gameplay is like a chiseled diamond. Truly great.

  • @ScienceGuy781
    @ScienceGuy781 Před 9 lety +22

    this game is overrated more than call of duty or halo

    • @Sahuagin
      @Sahuagin Před 9 lety

      yes, thank you

    • @Ross97512
      @Ross97512 Před 9 lety +98

      at least this game is good

    • @UncleJaken
      @UncleJaken Před 9 lety +69

      Thank you for sharing your baseless opinion.

    • @SirAdrian87
      @SirAdrian87 Před 9 lety +29

      Source please

    • @Xartimus
      @Xartimus Před 9 lety +9

      Sir Adrian No pun intended

  • @otter4370
    @otter4370 Před 11 lety

    Basically, the thing that's so great about these games is the liveliness of their atmospheres.

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 Před 2 lety

    9 years ago
    Damn do I feel old

  • @Apemopo
    @Apemopo Před 9 lety

    oh my god why is the video so funny in 0.5 speed. makes the theme song better as well.

  • @Binerexis
    @Binerexis Před 11 lety

    The One Free Man is also referencing the point that he was the only person to escape from the Combine invasion and their clutches along with it being his name.

  • @CaptainFoxer
    @CaptainFoxer Před 10 lety

    Let's also mentioned that NPCs such as Houndeyes would investigate loud machines while the player remains undetected, they would also sleep. Bullsquids are presented as territorial predators who usually attack Headcrabs, and one can think that they are it's main food. Valve has also added tiny details like in the fridge sections you can break the meat thats on the hooks, and use that to distract a bullsquid after it's been chasing you. Later the aliens are shown to have a social order.

  • @mechajackie7284
    @mechajackie7284 Před 10 lety

    One example of story on the scenary is on Xen where you find a bunch of Vortiguants that doesn't attack you and will try run from you while they're clearly working on something like they were slaves.

  • @Ceser1999
    @Ceser1999 Před 10 lety

    man after watching 10 of your videos i went from being depressed a bought my average marks compered to my absolutely OP brother to being Literally Rowling on the Flore with laughter

  • @Kivith
    @Kivith Před 11 lety

    Hell yes.

  • @Nimbus3690
    @Nimbus3690 Před 10 lety

    never played or heard of it. But the thing about valve games is there are subtle hints throughout the game about the story, which intrigues players and motivates them to go exploring

  • @MrPostRetro
    @MrPostRetro Před 11 lety

    I guess more, if you check episode 44, the top comment is related to the issue with a link to the new site that they're supposedly uploaded on, have not taken the time to check it out yet though.

  • @MrBurgeri
    @MrBurgeri Před 9 lety

    I love this game. It doesn't always love me back, though.