HOW TO BE A REAL MAN | Kitsu reacts to shoe0nhead
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2024
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So, I did an oopsie when I was getting thumbnails prepared and uploaded this video here as the male dating strategy when in fact it is the how to be a real men react, well. I hope you all enjoyed it anyway!
is it gay to have the audio leveled and not spike every 2 seconds? :(
How else would the ship fly if you didn’t make the whoosh sound?
@@TheGreatDayne1983 That's what I always say.
Proverbs 5.19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.13:13 God won this argument before the question was asked.
Yes, we make space-shippy sounds when playing with our toys.
They are not toys, they are SCALE REPLICAS!!!
@@plarteey1316But still make the noises, yes?
You're goddamn damn right
pzzzzzzhooom~~ psshhhhhhhhh~~ watch out! bggggghhhhhooom!! aaaaahh!!
Speak for yourself, I make F1 car noises.
"Is it gay to have sex?" Is wild💀.
It is wild
It's wild out here. 🤦🏾♂️😂
It is if it's between men
Depends who you sexing
Depending with who 😂
"Happiness is for women and children" sounds about right, speaking from personal experience as a man
*Leftism lowers testosterone.
Racism increases testosterone.*
My brain hurts
>racism increases testosterone
Welp, time to get my granddad's old robes
Racial slurs are actually skyrim shout spells which boost your testosterone. Me personally I yell slurs during sex to increase sperm count to help my wife concieve
"I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you have a testosterone imbalance." I mean, more or less testosterone doesn't mean anything unless I know where you are anyway. Even if this guy was right about his insane take, it isn't always good to increase testosterone, how can you be this wrong?
Its turbo racism time.
You can still get the effects without being called out as "racist" if you're racist to anyone and everyone.
Every time I finish building a Gundam model, I fly it around making whooshing, laser, and explosion sounds.
As a guy, i love everything about a womans body and i can't stand it when guys say that liking breasts, or eating a woman out is gay. The best times of my life were spent buried in a woman's thighs. That felt weird just typing that out though
Hey, man, you do you. You enjoy what you enjoy.
I dunno man, it's pretty gay if you're eating out something that might've had a dick inside it before. /j
*salutes*
Respect, brother.
o7 amen bro
Down periscope
Aye aye skipper
What i have learned from all of this, is that real men don't care about any of those posts and do whatever they want.
When that one person said that a real man doesn't drink coffee, did anyone else get the urge to make a cup of coffee, just to spite that person?
Kinda
Don't drink coffee, only black tea, and I already had some at hand, since I drink it from a 1 liter beer mug.
Firstly, I wouldn't lift a finger, to spite some halfwit on the internet, that I will never have contact with. Secondly, how is it spiting that person, if they don't know about you making coffee? Also they'd have to care about your perceived loss of masculinity, to feel spited, even if you managed to let them know somehow. Making coffee, not because you'd like to drink some, but because that'd somehow in your mind hurt the guy, who probably just made that post as a joke, is really quite pointless.
In fact, I'd bet that many of the ones in the video, were from some joke thread or otherwise made in jest.
no, because drinking out of spite doesnt prove anything to anyone
Yes, and I don't even drink coffee.
@@raifthemadWhether it was a joke or not, how hard is it really to believe that some people can be that dumb?
So according to this, in order to be a man, you must....
Drive to work without a seatbelt, work on an oil rig or at a mechanic shop, come home and eat a raw steak and drink only beer or whiskey, and spend your time off changing the oil in your car.
And at no point in any of this can you feel any emotion.
The ideal man
Kitsu confirmed the only woman on the internet who can successfully use feet as a threat. Truly she has become too powerful for this world.
Maybe THE REAL MEN are the friends we've made along the way. 🗿
If u breath your gay, drink water your gray, eat ice cream your gay, care about safety your gay, EVERYTHING IS GAY.
"Sunned balls!?"
Some people believe that sunning your balls increases testosterone.
Its a sure fire way to lower it kek
I believe Frank Sinatra said the margarita is the garbage drink. As you could fail at mixing a martini a hundred different ways and still end up with a margarita. That being said, margaritas are more appropriate in a tropical setting than a martini which is more of a high class event drink.
nothing like angry mic peaking to start my morning off right
As a man, I have hobbies :
• Update and upgrade Raspberry Pi 3 and 4 along with learning to code.
• Video Games
• new Anime along with old cartoons (40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, and 2010s)
• Learning hardware compatibility for Linux distribution and other OS
•Watching old and new documentary from the 90s to the present.
Edit: Are these hobbies make me gay?😂.. No.
These people are beyond delusional. It's incredible how these people are not locked up.
Here is the shortcut;
If ___ doesn't like what I like they are ___
I remember the time me and my brother were on a road trip going to corpus and we found a city that we never been to just trying to find a way out and me and him started laughing because I said we don't want to ask for directions because we're MEN and we got lost for half an hour till we left the way we came in lol.
A margarita is a cocktail made from tequila, agave nectar, and lime juice. It's typically a drink associated with tropical vacations.
58:41 I don't know if it made anyone else laugh their ass off. But seeing Biology spelled as "Boilogy" sent me to the fucking moon.
Edit: Especially in the context of the message.
"Is it gay to breathe?" **sigh**
Don't you dare inhale after that sigh!!!
A real man would not hesitate and take deep breath there. Improve, adapt, overcome. Become gay if it means to stay a man, the thighs are waiting
19:46 - "I never had to killher" Kitsunero 2024 😏
I think me and everybody else who played video games while deployed were unaware call of duty and the military were mutually exclusive options. Lmao
Fellas, is it gay to watch CZcams.
Absolutely
😂 If a man has any joy that isn't service/work/family oriented....it is gay.
@@KitsuneroThey do the weird dichotomy thing with everything so the proper reasoning is:
"The feminine is to watch youtube videos, the masculine is to create youtube videos... particularly about crypto"
Twitter saying you can't enjoy nothing out here!
16:21 bro accidentally confessed his crimes
I want to ask these people "why should i believe you over the woman who disagrees with you?" And see their response.
A. Those women aren't real women
B. Those women are "pickme" for gay lemonade enjoyers
C. Those women are brainwashed by... Patria... Stop, that would be manly. It's A again with extra steps of woman being "naive and brainwashed"
I don't think you would receive some open mind, extra level outside of the box cosmic knowledge answers.
Yes, existing is gay
I mean, i didnt ask to be born
Wait, you guys there aren't gay with your guy friends? Why being gay is possible to be an insult, when it should be amazing joke.
My wife occasionally have anxiety attack because of how sus we are when we are assembled as THE BOYZ for too long
Bruh, why she having panic attacks?😂😭
Is it gæ to be homiesexual?🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️ (context: with socks on)
In da' reunio' of da' boyz ters' only WAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
At this point if someone ever tells you something stupid like this then I think that instead of getting mad about it it's probably better to take it as a compliment. If Twitter freaks criticize you for anything then you know you're doing something right. I'd rather be alive and live my life however I please than to lower myself to fit their shallow and flimsy standards for men and women.
Well, I got no airbag because I moded my car with an aftermarket steering wheel from NRG...
So for me it would be "No Airbag Because Race Car"
You think everything Shoe has listed was high? Stupidity is the highest rate now.
Fun fact about the seatbelt thing, up until the mid 2000s it was common for a lot of people to only wear seatbelts when they saw or were pulled over by cops, you used to see that all the time
I cant get over the “whos your favourite communist” and “squidgame🔥” like the sheer audacity is hilarious
I think my favorites of the pickup lines were the fucked up ones that were actually good (I have dark humor okay)
that series of "No"s to the "YAY!" of femboy increase, I felt that lolz
"Calcium dispensers" XD
Twitter is full of clowns.
It's funny to me the outrageous reaction from her about not eating out like the world it's almost over lmao
i will live and die with my yellow pillow
that things been with me for god knows how long its at this point one of my few comforts
24:26 Nick, you aren't an alpha. I could throw a dart in a crowd and any guy it hits would be more alpha than you.
Is this my new favorite vtuber?
Bro i gotta stop missing these. Aint enough of Shoe's vids to keep missing out on being there...
Being a man means not caring what others think
i dont care if the food looks like a rainbow, if it tastes good, im eating that
Im too focused of leaving my clown country than dating. So theres that.
Besides that, implying someone is gay based on xyz is actual homophobia regardless of the topic and they get away with it... Live Love Life i guess lol
Yeah, that sorta tracks.
This shite is a parade of clowns and loonies and it's good to laugh at, nothing more.
Sorry men, living is gay
Shii, guess I'm gay now
If only it was the other definition of gay. I could do with some of that right now...
Hummus is garbanzo beans (chickpeas).
Ive had the sabra garlic hummus. It was so good i cant un-gay myself.
Fellas, is it gay to like women? I mean, really? Liking someone who is into dudes?
4:47
Literally goals
I guess I am a gay women identified as a bisexual men child now lmao
raspberrys > strawberrys
I didn't choose the GAMER life; the GAMER life chose me! #VIDEOGAMES4LIFE
8:13 Who is being invaded????? There are very few active wars going on with most of them being civil conflicts
"Invading" means "walking in" in latin. The definition doesn't require violence since it also include migration.
Best response to that LoL jumper is "Do a flip".
Ah yes, my favorite content: people reacting to Twits.
Also, "calcium dispensers" is a WILD term for honkers.
Actually, thinking about it... could the first guy talking about airbags be referring to boobs?
At this point its gay to exist.
30:35 "you are what you eat" lmao
35:15 people have friends?!??!😱
Now hear me out. Let's go dig a hole for no reason.
Diggey Diggey Hole intensefies*
I remember back in the day I was told "stop watching cartoons, they are for children" XD
"...alpha males go to Hooters to drink beer and watch hockey!"
And immediately that's bullshit. If you're going to Hooters, I guarandamntee you ain't going to watch HOCKEY.
Who remembers the toy model cars from Rite Aid back in the day?
This video convinced me that women will actually be the first to start dating robots before men, since you know, it seems to be their type lol
I think you uploaded the wrong react video. This is a totally different shoe video.
those camps sounding pretty good about now
isn't it fun when when it is common rhetoric for people think only your specific gender is the only one that needs to be earned and maintained.
Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?
Henry Cavil is a gamer & collects figures (wow40k thing)
So... yeah thats a man these women are rejecting (sure 😅)
Man almost missed his audition for Superman because of a WOW raid...
@christopherwood7559 The man knows his priorities 😎
was she thinking of tahini? when she was talking about hummus? around the 12 minute mark
🌽
I used to be a man, until 15:26.
Bruh am born in June. YES SIR 40:32
I love the internet the downfall of humanity is really entertaining 😂😂😂
Und Margaritas sind geil, schmeckt und knallt. 💥
Да вы издиваетесь, где все видосы были пока я думскролил....
13:20 GOO GOO GA GA
Ig im a googoogaga ass bish then👶🍼
Me seeing those posts and comments in the video.
Me: uuuummmm I I huh.
Other person: you okay.
Me: yeah, just a aneurysm of sheer stupidity.
Other person: oh didn't you are that stupid my man.
Me: *screams very loudly*
To the "if you do xyz position where you're the bottom then you're gay" point... Say two men are having intercourse, would one be gay and the other be straight?
10:12 i used to play airsoft, so when i put a seat belt i feel like i am having a holster for my replica... sooo its gay? i think this are all americans, like if you dont have a car you are poor... go to europe
1:00:47 This happened to me in a carnival crowd once. I'm a hetero man. Feels bad man
I have no doubt that some of these are satire.
why do women have 50 different pairs of shoes, like just pick 3 and throw the others away, that's what that tweet sounds like.
Which one?
7:11 - DAMN someone just hate Nugzz21, there is nothing wrong liking a sports team LMAO.
Strawberry longcake
15:33 😳😳I.. I.. am I a woman now?
37:42 Wait, what does sunned balls mean? Have darker shade of color with ur balls or some shit ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 💀💀
Guess I’m not allowed to look up how to fix cars on CZcams anymore because males watching CZcams isn’t masculine. But in all seriousness, if you’re going out of your way to de-emasculate stuff, you’re insecure. It’s cringe.. And embarrassing.. Get some help..
To be fair humans are animals so is that really an insult??
There goofballs that believe they are above animal instincts.
My colleague tried really hard to convince me how extra cool humans are, because they have conscious mind to make a choice... Forgetting we were discussing these three women unconscious decisions of their life, like "why I'm attracted to a-holes?"
We are humans-animals, but some people prefer to think "I'm human-himan"
uploaded 9 minute ago 61 view... quite decent
See, for me as a man. I didnt have much of a childhood. So as an adult, i geek out a lot. I got figures from my favourite videogames, i got posters in my room, i got plushies from my favourite medias(i have a bowser plush they honestly fucked up so he looks incredibly goofy and i like it a lot.) That doesnt mean i neglect my adult responsibilities or dont save my money for necessities. Nor does it mean im less of a man. All it means is im healthily and happily engaging in the hobbies that i have.
I enjoyed the cringe and the pain. Encore.
Your hobby past the age of 12 , should be work. When you are 40+ and the Mrs rules her house with an iron fist , the children are annoying. You go golf or fish. Not because you like to golf or to fish , but because you want to be out from hell for a few hours on Sunday. Four times a year , you go hunting and you bring the meat home . Not because you like game. No, you do it for the two free days and for the enjoyment of watching the Mrs work the meat . It takes hours to do and wrecks her precious clean kitchen.
🧍♂️.
as someone on twitter put it "fuck it im non-binary now this shit getting ridiculous" under a post calling lemonade a feminine drink thats not for men.
>it’s gay
Good thing I’m bi
if you read this, now you are gay, cheers
Well, viewing a man being depressed as a "failure" of some kind is a fairly common belief.
Not agreeing. Just saying.
step 1: stop watching vtubers
Skipping the ad, oof. The bigger vtuber react channels watch the ads because they understand if you're going to use someone else's work to enrich yourself it's the least you can do. Gotta give a dislike here, sorry but if you want this to be your business then ethics need to matter.
I literally watched the ad…?