I actually used to think like you but then I realized my city got a lot of tourists and they didn’t know. My favourite pastime is to videotape tourists approaching hissing cobra chickens and laughing my ass off.
Geese are all bluff. They have no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, or spikes. Their beaks are actually bills -- round and smooth, not sharp or pointed. When a goose flies at you, you can simply catch the goose by the neck and send it away in a different direction. It must be embarrassing to react like you are being attacked by a bear when the attacker has no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, spikes, or sharp beak.
@@kevinsaviro2708 not big talks. But actually fax. An angry person with a knife would not ever hesitate to brutally murder a goose and it it for dinner especially if it's attacking you for no reason not even for protecting it's nest.
For anyone who wants to know how to actually deal with these creatures: Don't punch or throw them they couldn't care less they will just come at you like an anime protagonist with the willpower of friendship What you actually do is grab them by the beak, you won't harm it but it generally causes them to want to flee.
Nah, forget this. If you can't beat them, join them. Start honking and flapping your arms. Join them in their next attack to be accepted as one of them.
I just got attacked fishing. A bird swooped in and busted me up. I just came home to get my golf club. I gotta go get my fishing pole back from that gangster bird.
People who want much fewer humans and to own the planet like one big nature park are in charge, and stupid people keep voting for them and buying their products. You asked how. That's how.
Just like with all animals, you have to assert yourself as the alpha in the situation. If it senses fear from you l, it will try to bully you. If it senses that it will die from trying you, it will stay made but more or less let you walk away peacefully.
man this is one of nature's a**holes I even try to help one from the local area and instead of just swimming away after helping it, just goes back at me flying aggressively
The worst thing to do is run away from it. When you do that, the goose believes it's dominant over you and will attack you even more. Face it, stand your ground, open your arms wide as if they are wings and stretch out your fingers to give them the appearance of claws. Start walking slowly towards it and growl and roar with as deep as voice as you can muster. Doing this makes you look like a menacing predator. Never turn your back to it.
Yeah, Geese are all bluff. They have no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, or spikes. Their beaks are actually bills -- round and smooth, not sharp or pointed. When a goose flies at you, you can simply catch the goose by the neck and send it away in a different direction. It must be embarrassing to react like you are being attacked by a bear when the attacker has no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, spikes, or sharp beak.
Had a goose walk towards me hostile like in a neighborhood with lots of water and woodland. Did just that, t pose to assert dominance, keep face of it, do not look away and risk letting it at get a jump on you. Also while we had the stand off I mentally prepared to kick it center mass. Goose and it's mate backed off and were pretty angry from a distance afterwards.
@the Emperor of man Bruh, have you ever picked up a biology book? How the hell can they have HOLLOW bones and yet at the same time be 3 TIMES denser than human bones?
@the Emperor of man @the Emperor of man bruh you do know that when something is hollow it means its less dense. If there bones were actually more dense than they wouldn't be able to fly because with more density , you get heavier bones
@the Emperor of man bro, you do realise hollow means that the bone is empty inside, in what way would hitting a hollow bone be worse than hitting a solid bone
There are aggressive Canada geese at Chandler Park on Detroit's east side in 2021. There are nesting for raising their goslings from April to June of each and every year.
That's about the right time right there. Nest built late March/early April. Eggs hatch after 28-35 days. Family hangs for a while until goslings are ready to fly. Then they'll disappear. They may come back late August/early September, but that depends. How nice that there's a nest in your area and you get to see little nuggets 🐥😍
Never been chased or attacked by Canada geese and I encounter 10-20 every day, they’re actually very loving if they trust you. I get to pet them and they’ll eat seed out the palm of my hand and they’ve never once made a move to attack me
had a cool encounter with a goose today. It came right up to me, and i got the most incredible view of its beak. i wasn't sure what to do, so i sat still, facing him, but ready to defend myself or back away. eventually it went back to its mate. I found this close encounter with the goose awesome. the only thing I would do differently is back away slowly
if you want advice i sit with geese all the time and i've pet a baby and an adult before so i suggest instead of backing away slowly you just walk away with confidence walk like you arent afraid if they do go close and you dont feel comfortable then make sure your standing put your hand up above their head they dont like being vulnerable like that so they back away if it doesnt work i say you slowly walk toward closer to them making them scared and back up away they may seem like they will attack but theres a high chance they wont, again make sure you do not seem scared they might go after you but i've named a goose honker before cause he used to honk a bunch, and when he saw me come to the pond with corn their favourite he would waddle up to me like a little penguin
@@JustARandomGoose you are very lucky to sit with geese all the time. I love everything about geese; their beauty, attitude, and strength. Also, that is great advice, thanks 😁
@@silverfox9004 It's really quite easy to avoid being attacked and to even befriend nesting geese. Every year, I walk around and feed several nesting females. They take a break from their eggs and swim over to me for a quick meal. First thing you have to do, is get on the ganders good side first. A bag of oats works really well for this. The most important thing: NO FAST MOVEMENTS. Geese are very reactive to fast movements, and it can trigger them to attack or flee. They don't feel threatened when you move slow.
Had one walk about 80 yards to me. I was sitting quietly and i guess its flock wanted to walk through my area so it came first as a scout. We looked at eachother, i took a sip of my water and it walked past me about 3 feet away and went on with its business. Pretty kool encounter. The flock and babies walked passed me eventually too
I remember as a teenager I got chased by a goose, when it got to me I was able to get my wrists around his neck and squeeze hard enough to get him off of me and get away. Geese are assholes.
I live in Canada my whole life and I’ve been attacked and they do not play I was just walking in my school yard in Toronto with my friends and geese started chasing us we were crying bc they ripped our uniforms and it wasn’t pleasant to feel that they are aggressive sometimes
Geese like this can fly as fast as 25-30 mph. Maybe 35 mph. So even if you can run like Jesse Owens, the geese will still moe you down and sweep you down! And you will get pecked, and pricked, and slapped, and battered after you get swept down! Don't run when attacked!
If the Goose is wandering your fine. If the Goose is sitting stay away. If there is two one is probably male stay away. If there is 2 with children stay away from both, one is male and one is a aggressive mother.
A goose tried to intimidate me, biggest mistake the goose made picking on someone who very capable of dealing with it.. I ended up pushing it away at first, and it came again trying to bite me, but my next response taught it a lesson, I kicked it and it backed away, and when I went to go towards the goose, the goose would back away from me.. I showed the goose I was the dominant one and it was I who showed it, I was in control not the goose.😊👍 but the aim is never to physically hurt the goose. just slight physical push or a very light gentle kick is sufficient to establish dominants over the goose.😊
“you might think they’re friendly-“
bruh WHO thinks that???
Liberals.
Stupid people.
me when i was little
Surprisingly a lot of people
I actually used to think like you but then I realized my city got a lot of tourists and they didn’t know. My favourite pastime is to videotape tourists approaching hissing cobra chickens and laughing my ass off.
Most unfriendly Canadians ever.
I'm convinced Canadians are so nice because all their aggression and anger is channeled into these birds.
@@Snovishvishbvat lmao
@@Snovishvishbvat as a Canadian this statement is true
You've clearly never met a Canadian who was late to draft night.
I have 2 wild friendly Canadian geese
The old man’s voice is so calming.
"they can fly faster than you can run" thanks now I can't sleep.
Geese are all bluff. They have no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, or spikes. Their beaks are actually bills -- round and smooth, not sharp or pointed.
When a goose flies at you, you can simply catch the goose by the neck and send it away in a different direction.
It must be embarrassing to react like you are being attacked by a bear when the attacker has no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, spikes, or sharp beak.
Id rather encounter a bear. All Canadians would choose a bear encounter over a dick snipper one.
A goose is not about to chase me unless it wants to be dinner
Made me laugh, thanks
Talk big words now
He talkin facts tho i get attacked by geese frequently while fishing and they dont want any problems after i hit em with a quick 1 ,2
Bruh never met a flock of these cunta
@@kevinsaviro2708 not big talks. But actually fax. An angry person with a knife would not ever hesitate to brutally murder a goose and it it for dinner especially if it's attacking you for no reason not even for protecting it's nest.
For anyone who wants to know how to actually deal with these creatures:
Don't punch or throw them they couldn't care less they will just come at you like an anime protagonist with the willpower of friendship
What you actually do is grab them by the beak, you won't harm it but it generally causes them to want to flee.
wring their little neck until they pass out
@God Rolf, The Ed position have you seen the video of the old Russian guy punching the living shit out of it? He kept coming back for more.
@@hendrikdebruijn9582 Link please
This comment is criminally underrated.
Sike 🔫
Nah, forget this. If you can't beat them, join them. Start honking and flapping your arms. Join them in their next attack to be accepted as one of them.
Yes we are canadian. And yes we have a tutorial on how to fight a goose.
Bruh I ain’t afraid of no damn bird. I’m swinging
have u ever been near an aggressive goose?
I just got attacked fishing. A bird swooped in and busted me up. I just came home to get my golf club. I gotta go get my fishing pole back from that gangster bird.
@@conradsmith6037 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
@@conradsmith6037 How'd it go?
Shadow Gaming judging by the fact Of no response, I think the goose won
Humans can scare off a fucking black bear pretty reliably when they try to attack, I'm pretty sure we can take a bird
Advice: don't fall on your ass like you're on ice skates
Protected species or not, they start attacking and these hands gonna be like pokemon cuz they gonna catch em all.
*You cannot stop me from punching a goose. I will punch a goose.*
Geese took my golfing spot. Can’t have shit in Detroit
It's a Frickin game
@@dcagdigger312 not to geese it's not
@@minifridge8315 I know but let them be
@@dcagdigger312 no
@@minifridge8315 Gay
How the f*** are these birds still a protected species?? I see them all over the place! Next somebody is going to tell me pigeons are protected too!!
People who want much fewer humans and to own the planet like one big nature park are in charge, and stupid people keep voting for them and buying their products. You asked how. That's how.
if you face aggressive goose take it and cook it and eat for lunch in self defense.
Just like with all animals, you have to assert yourself as the alpha in the situation. If it senses fear from you l, it will try to bully you. If it senses that it will die from trying you, it will stay made but more or less let you walk away peacefully.
That so-called 'alpha' theory has been debunked numerous times.
Tell me you’ve never encountered a Canadian goose without telling me you’ve never encountered a Canadian goose. These beasts aren’t gorillas.
man this is one of nature's a**holes I even try to help one from the local area and instead of just swimming away after helping it, just goes back at me flying aggressively
How did you help it?
@@johnchristian7788 probably tried to feed those devils
In breeding season carry a long handle shovel & swing when they fly at U
The worst thing to do is run away from it. When you do that, the goose believes it's dominant over you and will attack you even more. Face it, stand your ground, open your arms wide as if they are wings and stretch out your fingers to give them the appearance of claws. Start walking slowly towards it and growl and roar with as deep as voice as you can muster. Doing this makes you look like a menacing predator. Never turn your back to it.
Nah fucking kill that thing
As this ever truly been tried?
Yeah, Geese are all bluff. They have no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, or spikes. Their beaks are actually bills -- round and smooth, not sharp or pointed.
When a goose flies at you, you can simply catch the goose by the neck and send it away in a different direction.
It must be embarrassing to react like you are being attacked by a bear when the attacker has no teeth, horns, claws, spurs, spikes, or sharp beak.
Had a goose walk towards me hostile like in a neighborhood with lots of water and woodland. Did just that, t pose to assert dominance, keep face of it, do not look away and risk letting it at get a jump on you. Also while we had the stand off I mentally prepared to kick it center mass. Goose and it's mate backed off and were pretty angry from a distance afterwards.
I either kick them like a football, or when I walk the dog, I use a umbrella. That's a nice shield and they get all confused.
@the Emperor of man Geese have very light bones thats how they can fly are their certainly not three times a human!!
@the Emperor of man Bruh, have you ever picked up a biology book? How the hell can they have HOLLOW bones and yet at the same time be 3 TIMES denser than human bones?
@the Emperor of man
You're so full of shit and don't even come close to realizing it. Pity the fool that knows not his place...
@the Emperor of man @the Emperor of man bruh you do know that when something is hollow it means its less dense. If there bones were actually more dense than they wouldn't be able to fly because with more density , you get heavier bones
@the Emperor of man bro, you do realise hollow means that the bone is empty inside, in what way would hitting a hollow bone be worse than hitting a solid bone
I have never forgot those geese chasing me when I was a kid. I just wanted to look at the big eggs.
There are aggressive Canada geese at Chandler Park on Detroit's east side in 2021. There are nesting for raising their goslings from April to June of each and every year.
That's about the right time right there. Nest built late March/early April. Eggs hatch after 28-35 days. Family hangs for a while until goslings are ready to fly. Then they'll disappear. They may come back late August/early September, but that depends.
How nice that there's a nest in your area and you get to see little nuggets 🐥😍
I kicked it and got in trouble. It was going all fancy against my kids so I simply kicked it. It’s not hurt or anything! Calm down.
That kid had a whole bag of clubs ,,,,,,
A goose attacks me the gloves come off.
Me to the goose: BRING IT ON BITCH
0:14 -- the goose gave my mans a Tombstone piledriver.
I just saw this on my weather network ,
It's five years old!?!?! 😂
Buddy got rocked 😂😂😂
If I was Thanos I turn every Canadian goose into a duck
and everything would be better
That bird at the end tho! "What're you looking at eh?"
Goose are like some aggresive dogs, if you show fear they will take advantage of that so try to be as firm as possible without fully angering them
Gun.
annihilator_ron you don’t think we packen
Goose I’ll catch you lacking real quick
Exactly. How to handle aggressive geese. Air rifle or shotgun. Bang. Gone.
@@gordontaylor5373 gonna kick that demon to space
Nah. Flamethrower
Protected?! Ohio you hiiiiiiiiiigh-o
I'm Canadian and those birds are savage! But do taste good during hunting season! They will mess you up! LOL.
When my grandma told me they're kind it's the first time I didn't believe what she said.
Never been chased or attacked by Canada geese and I encounter 10-20 every day, they’re actually very loving if they trust you. I get to pet them and they’ll eat seed out the palm of my hand and they’ve never once made a move to attack me
Lmao or just grab it
had a cool encounter with a goose today. It came right up to me, and i got the most incredible view of its beak. i wasn't sure what to do, so i sat still, facing him, but ready to defend myself or back away. eventually it went back to its mate. I found this close encounter with the goose awesome.
the only thing I would do differently is back away slowly
if you want advice i sit with geese all the time and i've pet a baby and an adult before so i suggest instead of backing away slowly you just walk away with confidence walk like you arent afraid if they do go close and you dont feel comfortable then make sure your standing put your hand up above their head they dont like being vulnerable like that so they back away if it doesnt work i say you slowly walk toward closer to them making them scared and back up away they may seem like they will attack but theres a high chance they wont, again make sure you do not seem scared they might go after you but i've named a goose honker before cause he used to honk a bunch, and when he saw me come to the pond with corn their favourite he would waddle up to me like a little penguin
@@JustARandomGoose you are very lucky to sit with geese all the time. I love everything about geese; their beauty, attitude, and strength. Also, that is great advice, thanks 😁
@@silverfox9004 no problem i also didnt realize how much i wrote in that comment im kinda concerned for myself XD
@@silverfox9004 It's really quite easy to avoid being attacked and to even befriend nesting geese. Every year, I walk around and feed several nesting females. They take a break from their eggs and swim over to me for a quick meal.
First thing you have to do, is get on the ganders good side first. A bag of oats works really well for this. The most important thing: NO FAST MOVEMENTS. Geese are very reactive to fast movements, and it can trigger them to attack or flee. They don't feel threatened when you move slow.
@@LivingWithGeese I hope one day I can get the opportunity to become good friends with geese. thanks for the advice
Had one walk about 80 yards to me. I was sitting quietly and i guess its flock wanted to walk through my area so it came first as a scout. We looked at eachother, i took a sip of my water and it walked past me about 3 feet away and went on with its business. Pretty kool encounter. The flock and babies walked passed me eventually too
""Mom im going to batting practice!!"" 😎
Yeah thanks for that ridiculous advice bro 👍 If geese start attacking me I’ll start snapping necks!!!!
I remember as a teenager I got chased by a goose, when it got to me I was able to get my wrists around his neck and squeeze hard enough to get him off of me and get away. Geese are assholes.
To defend yourself from a goose grab or by the neck and kick it
I actually get a cracked at it hahahahaha 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
"Get Off My LAWN!! ", say papa geese
As a Canadian the only real thing you can do is when you see one...go the other way
i've never had a canada goose attack me, i think they're kinda cute
Okay go and say hello then you fucking idiot
@@thesharinganknight9859 I bet you had a couple geese push your shit in eh?
A broom or any stick in the hand, is recognized by the bird as a weapon. Use it if need be.
The guy had golf clubs. Those are awesome weapons
Am I the only one that thinks that geese are just way too confident in themselves? I feel like everybody I know could whoop a goose in a fight.
You can't hunt them here in Canada you'll end up in jail for the rest of your life lol
That's why I'm glad I don't live there were you are not allowed to defend yourself from animals or humans
I live in Canada my whole life and I’ve been attacked and they do not play I was just walking in my school yard in Toronto with my friends and geese started chasing us we were crying bc they ripped our uniforms and it wasn’t pleasant to feel that they are aggressive sometimes
My trick was to walk with Border Collie. Man... my dog chased more geese of golf courses than any other dog.
Geese like this can fly as fast as 25-30 mph. Maybe 35 mph. So even if you can run like Jesse Owens, the geese will still moe you down and sweep you down! And you will get pecked, and pricked, and slapped, and battered after you get swept down! Don't run when attacked!
if you bring some grain you will find out how quickly they become friends😅
I live next to these dudes and their super fun to watch
They love to do one thing
*Stare at you*
I'm just gonna sprint at the bird if he starts being aggressive
I’ve actually never had a problem with these geese, never had any issues with them being defensive or afraid
I usually just grab them by the neck and throw them around lol
Do geese taste any good? I’ve eaten duck before and enjoyed duck. If geese taste good it’s time to start hunting and eating them.
Our gift to you! Enjoy 🇨🇦
Im sure the golf club is pretty heavy
I got news for you. If a canadian goose wants a piece, he's getting more than he can handle. I'm sorry not sorry.
I do be planning to carry my broken swifter turned into a baton for that reason
You catch and release all the aggresive geese back to Canada.
Did he end up getting a birdie on that hole? ;-)
Motivation 💀 to keep running
Do not run. Calmly walk away and do not look at them.
Goose trying to catch a 9 iron to the neck
TUNE IN ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF....WHEN GEESE ATTACKKK
If these annoying, invasive birds are "protected", we might as well make jackrabbits, Norweigian rats and boll weevils protected.
If the Goose is wandering your fine. If the Goose is sitting stay away. If there is two one is probably male stay away. If there is 2 with children stay away from both, one is male and one is a aggressive mother.
They are CANADA Geese, not Canadian Geese (look it up).
If this bird attack me imma put it in its place in about 2.34 seconds
I was going to say a protected species is a no hunt animal but everything is protected when it's not hunting season for it each state has its own laws
Tactical Canadian geese
I wish they were that aggressive when I was hunting them.
I was feeding bread to the Canada gooses and they were not aggressive they were very fine
That's because you're secretly Canadian and the Canadian geese feed off of your anger which is why you're always nice
Until the bread ran out...
If i have a kid and they attack him or her best believe all of um finna b ded
But what if a child is in danger because of a goose, is someone allowed to kill the goose to protect the child?
keep facing them and grab their necks when they are close. theres no need to panic for a geese attack
If someone went into your house would you let them in
Swing on it
Quack Quack Quaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkk Queak dont Quattack
Why do they have Canadian in their name... it should not be there, they are too aggressive.
I agree. Canadians are a most aggressive lot.
you ever seen a canadian when he realizes hes all out of beer?
Q: How to handle aggressive Canadian geese
?
A: Dont
A goose tried to intimidate me, biggest mistake the goose made picking on someone who very capable of dealing with it.. I ended up pushing it away at first, and it came again trying to bite me, but my next response taught it a lesson, I kicked it and it backed away, and when I went to go towards the goose, the goose would back away from me.. I showed the goose I was the dominant one and it was I who showed it, I was in control not the goose.😊👍 but the aim is never to physically hurt the goose. just slight physical push or a very light gentle kick is sufficient to establish dominants over the goose.😊
all I'm saying is they got mighty big necks for choking
Golf club to the noggin. Problem solved.
MMA fighter vs Geese
I dont see any comments saying to let that marinate
Geese have become non-migratory
well I deal with swans so I think I'll be fine
Lol Cleveland and detroit connection in thus video.
they are way smaller than human,we should not run..
we are weak creatures even with a body that is 5 times bigger than a goose we are still terrified by geese
@@acidjk515 we are mentally weak
pick it up and throw
Rake sandwich?
Face. The. Bird.
If attacked by a goose... Kick it... Hard
whoa
Well then fight back their bones are weak lets see who will throw first punch
Just through hands with them