Sh*t The Kardashians Say | Keeping Up With The Kardashians
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I love how Kourtney is always saying jokes and she keeps a straight face which makes it 10x funnier.
_ or she exxaggerates her words soooo bassSically Kim is SsSaying ttthAaT
Omg y’all agree who is the best Kardashian
Soph.22x lmao even Kylie she’s like “some watermelllleeeeeeeeeen and walnuuuuuuuuuts”
cali dicaprio angel nope, khloe is the best
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Kourtney: "that is so embarassing for your life and your soul"
😂
Something I'd definitely say lmao
Preach
I wonder if she said that to all the other family members including herself when they posed naked...or kim when her lil movie came out
And Kim is like "Well...."
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nobody:
absolutely no one:
Kanye: iS ThAt a mAgIc sTiCk
Sama Elsayed it was so innocent tho 🥺🥰
@@florinepierre7654 lmaoo
Florine Pierre that just made it funnier 🙈
Sama Elsayed I love how he apologised
Hes adorable
Khloe said "vuitton" with the most perfect pronounciation
Why u be copying other comments
Time stamp
Laiba. M 9:09
First American ever
It’s pronunciation*
The “experience” speech was the longest thing she ever said
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I feel like Every time I see kourtney she’s always eating salads😂😂😂
I know
Its irritating for some reason😂😂
Ya
gluten free dairy free
That one time she ate a kitkat though
Scott and Kourtney are low-key the only ones who have a decent sense of humour.
Khloe
*"that is so embarassing for your life....and your soul"*
khloe said "vuitton" with the most perfect pronounciation
I noticed that too bro ! I was shook !!!
@Clara Andreea` 9:12
T letor I know right
i'm not even french and that was perfect
I'm french too and I was shocked
I can't believe you didn't include "your sister is going to jail"
I love that one
have some compassion!
Who said that
@@hafsas768 Kris said to Kim
In all honesty their is a lot to remember 😂 they say some funny s*it😂
Scott’s always low-key thrown shade at them lol I love it.
Love how she refers to Dakota Johnson as “Melanie’s daughter” almost like it’s her friend’s kid. Ah the life of celebrities.
"you guys probably haven't seen anything long and white go in your direction for a long time" omg Scott makes the show 😂
😂 epic.
😂😂😂😂 the best
OMG HAHSHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHA LMAO ROFL!!!!🤣🤣🤣
The goat 😂😂😂
"Didn't you get married both times after a couple of months" Scott...lmao!!
Best one!!! 😂😂
He roasted her😂
Omg the best one,I laughed hard
kanye having to be explained what a magic stick is and then just saying “sorry😀” will never cease to amuse me
The "didn't you get married both times in a couple months? " is probably one of the most savage things i've ever listened.
We stan Scott.
“My Dimond earrings came off in the ocean”😭😭
“Kim there’s people dying” 😂🙄
😂😭😂😭
Sarah Luon I died when I heard that lol
Where can i watch the full show
@@Amal-wx5zm E news atleast that where I watch it
My favourite one! 😂😂😂
Sarah Luon i
Kendall: "I think you should experience things, you always say "I wanna experience things" but I don't think you actually wanna experience things because you would experience it if you wanna do experience things."
Kylie: "I don't know what you're talking about"
LOL, This little conversation is hilarious.
I feel like Kendall is the dumb one in the family...
@@cat_pbwhy? It makes sense to me lmao
@@cat_pb It kinda does make sense cause she is saying you want to do stuff cause you say you do. But then you don't really do it cause if you did you would have had fun. Something like that. It makes sense when you break it down. But verbally it sounded nonsense 😂
Idk why but Kendall’s voice was low key annoying me
Lol im laughing sooo ahrd!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣u cant even imagine!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
The experience chat from Kendall is the most confusing conversation ever...
But surprisingly it does make sense 😂😂😂
Kris: Those are cute jeans
Kendall: You're cute genes
Kris: Those are mine?
Kendall: Nooo
Kris: oh, I thought you said you're cute jeans
Kendall: I did
Kris: then why did you said...
Kendall: NOOOOO! YOU ARE CUTE GENES
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣 I get it 100%
Remind me plz what that exactly mean
@@binjuaryal9988 same im confused
@@binjuaryal9988 Kendall means like family genes
@@LoveKills250 Kendall means family genes
Did we forget about...
iS tHaT a cHiCkEn
Bumblebee Souls yeah I was waiting for it too lol
Samee
" look at the witches "
" ah they're look like the Kardashian sisters "
lmao im so done with Scott
999th like
Best part if the video
I can’t believe “Kim, stop taking pictures of yourself, your sisters going to jail” wasn’t in there, I spent the entire video waiting for it
“Kim there’s people that are dying” is probably the most iconic moment from KUWTK
4:26 u can c how scared Kris’s assistant is of her 😂😂😂
Omg lol
Omgggg lol.....
Sim Kaur yesss Ikr! I was looking for this comment!
Lol
Poor Matthew
“That is so embarrassing for your life and your soul”
Lol I love kourt
In that scene in the pool kris just looks terrified when shes walking back.
Also, I Don't think Any of them can judge Kris, Kim has done a sex tape, and Kourt had those naked pictures of her so XD
But she did the same things tho
Omg there are People dying
Natalicious b
"Your going to die anyway die with a good snapchat going through"
THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD LOL
KHLOE IS TOOOOOOO FUNNY
The way Kanye said ‘oh sorry 🥺🤣’ really made me feel a certain way
Kanye was too cute with his magic stick confusion 😂
luenaiya not really.. not anymore because he disrespects women.. his new song.
That part was really cute, the way he apologized haha
lillyyy jc oh whats the song?
XTCY
lillyyy jc He’s an idiot like most rappers and then he was so shook when Kim was like don’t say that. These rappers are all talk, they’re really children with their wives. I couldn’t deny that it was cute though
If my 70.000$ diamond earrings fell in the ocean I would have cried too
Yeah but for them that's like, losing a dollar
Same
ad soyad there's people that are dying
Hey at least she was upset! Otherwise if she didn’t care she’d gladly just buy another one!
When your that rich, 70000 is like 70 dollars, so I don't feel that bad
“I think you should experience it you always say i should experience things but I don’t think you actually experience things because you would experience things if you wanted to experience things”. -Kendal Jenner , CEO of experience things
When Kris is tying up Scott and he says "I'm innocent" always gets me
Kris : The Momager
Kendall : The Model
Kylie : The Billionaire
Kourtney : The Salad Girl
Khloe : The Funniest
Kim : The Fashionista
kourtney would be the motherly one not the salad girl 😂
Salad girl had me dead
Kim : The Former Royal HighnASS
Kim should be : The One That Started The Big Ass Trend
rob:
Khloe: you should be happy your daughter had sex Ed
Kylie : pregnant at 19
TheSea13 hmmm I don’t think so but whatever .
19**
So what HAHA I would rather be a young mum then an old mum. A mum is a mum. She’s financially stable. More than you will ever be soooo stfu
Pregnant at 19 and had stormi at 20
Tilly Rose ...
Its not about affording....its about..
*RADIATION*
like seriously Kourtney😂🤣
I’m not a fan of Kanye, but that clip was the sweetest interaction I’ve ever seen. He apologised before he even knew what he did wrong because he trusted her judgment. So effing sweet
"she went to school and you should be happy your daughter has an education especially sex ed you obviously didn't that's why you have multiple baby daddies and thousands children"
omg khloe 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 She is so funny
Lol look at kylie with a baby now. Good thing the baby daddy is sticking up tho
Rokhaya Sadji she can be a bit rude
IM DIEING
What time was that?
Kendall: “Your not supposed to have tomatoes”
Kris: oh...
Amipug *kris
That so stupid
Can you explain pls? i didn't get the joke
@@sinemramadan8553 because tomatoes can stain your teeth and shes a model
@@sinemramadan8553 she just got her teeth whitened and you’re not supposed to eat anything that can stain your teeth (such as tomatoes, carrots and so on) right after the whitening, not cus she’s a model
I died when kris just said "oh😮" 2x when kendall was ranting about tomatoes😂😂
Kim rolling her eyes and saying "what people" 😂😂😂 that's me
Marilisa Brustolon fave moment from the video for me lol lol
Kanye: Is That Like A Magic Stick?
Kim: Don’t Say That!
Kanye: Oh Sorry But What’s A Magic Stick
Kim: A DICK:/
Kanye Oh Sorry🥺
OlenIhminen why did Kim think of a dick anyway I though of Harry Potter tbh
Abi •_• right??? like I’ve never heard of the term magic stick being dirty or something
Y'all never listened to Candy Shop or what?
HAHHJA
its not a dick, its a vibrator hahahaha google it
"That is so embarrassing for your life and your soul."
Lol Kourtney !
The irony in that statement. They do the same thing but think it's embarrassing if their mother does that. Their kids when they grow up will see their pictures on the internet and say the same things to them.
umm ur fucking brain washed kid
"You probably haven't seen something long and white go in your direction in a long time"
-Scott
😂🤣🤣
Kylie completely changed her face and body with plastic surgery...she's so young yet looks so old.
No one:
Literally no one:
Me:*having a kardashian marathon at 1 a.m.*
Same
Where can I see Kardashians episodes online?
3 am here
We have all been there 😄 I still do this marathon from time to time
Ohhhgosh same
Brace yourself am going to say it Kanye was adorable when sticks confused him
Kagina Laura Arc fr i didn’t know he could be like that
@@paolas7816 me neither honestly
He’s awesome it’s only in the spotlight that he’s all over... I’m sure he’s a great husband. Even the way he said sorry when she said “babe, don’t say that” lol he immediately said sorry and then asked what it was.
Agree!
@@ItsGivingBrandNew Exactly, that was so sweet!)
2:54 the way Kourtney always inspects her food 😂
Rob: look at the witches
Scot: oh looks like a kardashian sisters 😂😁
Kim: I'm just worried about mom yanno she should really take it slow.
Scott: Didn't you get married both times after a couple months??
🤣🤣 I most died
😹😹😹😹
I am done 😂😂😂😂
Lol ukr
Scott really is something else.
Just started viewing the show in parts, this quarantine period. #LagosNigeria
I don't know what's worse. The fact that Kourtney doesn't read any news, or the fact that Kim gets all her news from the Daily Mail 😂😂
Kim lol
Kourtney ! No wonder she 's so self centered !!!
why? Is the news on Daily mail not trustfull?
stfu u ugly ranga go get a fucking life
@@henrythehilux3963 First of all know how to write because you're not going anywhere with that shit you're saying.
Kims face. "What people " had me dead 💀 🤣
4:46 Kanye west was so nice to both his daughter and Kim
He’s a good husband/father for the both of them
Khloe: “What the f* is up your a* today, you little rager?!”
Kourtney: “I put a worm up there, just to make me lose a few pounds.”
LMAO that had me dead
her one liner is sooo iconic
The way she said it🤣😂
Khloe: “ I love things that make me feel good”
Other dude: “ like what”
Khloe: “ well normally there not white”
Me: dead.
Hambka its not racist. Her taste in men is black. There is nothing wrong with that
Unique Toldmen i
Devilish x you also cheat and leave your child lol
LieselotteASMR tf
Hambka it wouldn’t it’s just a preference so shut the fuck up always making black people look problematic.
I always feel like Kris have a crush on Scott I’m the only one?
Punk Manoban I thought I was being crasy. Thank God am not alone. He’s so cute. I’ve always drolled over him
Dorothy Nanteza me too
She looks thirsty for him! If he wasn't the father of her grandchildren she would sooo bang him
@@hotmessmissy i dont think that would stop her 💀💀
@@americasoto5754 BAHAHAHA 💀💀
I love how kris just randomly stole Scotts bracelet 😂
Khloé: "I love things that make me feel good"
Thirsty scrub: "Like what?"
Also Khloé: "Normally, they're not white" -leaves-
Lmfao 😂😂
Hugo Ponce IKK THAT WAS SAVAGE
I don't watch the kuwtk crap anymore
Hugo Ponce r
Thirsty scrub 😂😂
Hugo Ponce that’s not a thirsty scrub that’s kylie’s best friend harry lol 😂
*tHat iS sO EmBarRaSsInG fOr YoUr lIfE aND yOuR sOuL*
iSAIDWUT iSAID Kourtney os the best hahahha
They do the same thing but feel it's embarrassing if their mother does that. Their kids when they grow up will see their pictures on the internet and say the same things to them.
Scott’s probably the best guy we’ve had on the show
4:18 IM CACKLING the executive assistants entrance was just *ICONIC*
khloe pronouncing louis vuitton gives me eargasm.
This is the truest comment out here
Replay button needed
Where??
Senpai Nates 9:11
It kills me that Kim can’t wink😂
That's Because of the surgery
@@tangsatv9435 lol what 😂 some people can't wink, I can't and I have never touched my face hahaa
@@Futurxsm haha 😂😂👌🆗
That was the goofiest wink attempt I’ve ever seen! It reminded me of Rose Nylan on the Golden Girls!
7:03
Kourtney: what would they be dragging?
Kim, in a serious tone: *D E A D B O D I E S*
Um- Kim, honey, you wanna talk? 🤔😳
“They’re both jeans and they’re both coming out parties” genius comedic timing right there 😂
The conclusion is scott is the best and funniest kardashian ;D
Kathi Becker idiot
TheirRealGirl we call it sarcasm idiot
He's just an idiot. That is not sarcasm.
And they only eat salad
Except he isn't a Kardashian
Khloe complaining about the WiFi is me on daily basis 😂😂
Lol i died when i heard it....its a good way to think of it tho lmao...we dying anyway....straight up facts
when Kris kissed Khloe and said "see, you can't do that on facetime" THAT WAS SO SWEET 😭😍😍😍
honestly Kim crying because of her earring makes it relatable it shows she didn't completely lose sense of how expensive things are (to a small small extent)
_Kris probably the smartest person there_
Divo Galindra you said that as I was watching 4:00
Jake Capitanio uhhh kris is she, hope you’re kidding 😂💀
Clever not smart
Thats says everything
Yeah right, the "smartest" one
“You’re gonna die anyway, die with a good snapchat going through”
Kloe : bu(tt)on
Kris: it's not bu(tt)on it's BUTTON
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Kris : VuiTTON
Kloe : Vui(tt)on
Kris:
9:15
Kim: "My diamond earrings fell in the ocean and now they're gone!"
Kourt: "Kim, there are people dying!"
*That never gets old*
1:44 😂 This is why Scott is the only guy that can hangout with the kardashians for the longest time
Kim's faces while talking about khloé's make over 😂😂😂
Rafa Llamas I'm dying
r u a fucking guy
if i was ur dad if slap ya then make u go do push ups u a bitch
Lord Achillies what's your problem
🙄 what people 💀
Never heard the word experience used so many times in a sentence
"Khloé Kumbaya my lord. I'm very calm" I love Kourt's vibe thou 💯
I LOVE KIMYE SO MUCH KANYE IS LIKE “OH SORRY” BLESS HIS SOUL THEYRE TOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE
I was thinking the exact same thing! I had to replay it! Hes sooo sweet especially towards his family!!😫💗
😂😂😂 she told him what a magic stick is (dick)
u shud get a fuckin life kid
Jake Capitanio yet you’re here
ur brain washed n cant even c the cage ur born into
9:15 : Khloé pronounced Louis Vuitton perfectly 😊
Maoni Moana Ikr!!!!
Does she speak French?
Maoni Moana No she did not!! 😂 (i'm french) she's says "Viton"
Absolutely not
Hanako Moi je sais mm pas prononcer le « u » mdrr
Kris: Merry Christmas!
Scott: Happy... Happy Hanukah
8:35
1:28
Awesome editing. Just as she says that she's calm a clip of Kris screaming starts playing
“I love things that make feel good”
“Like what?”
“Normally they’re not white”
Love that
Kanye looks so Pure like a child comparing to kim lol 😂
4:26 Matthew was scared for his life lmfao
“You’re gonna die anyway, die with a good snapchat going thru”😂😂
Khloé is the best but Kourtneys "there’s people dying”
and at the end she says she doesn't read news.
ummm ur fucking brainwashed
*MULTIPLE BABY DADDIES AND THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN*
I can't with khloe's laugh 2:20 😭💀
Scott is just everything lol he's so funny at times
These people don’t COMMUNICATE it’s just one person says one thing and the other person says something COMPLETELY unrelated
I’m french i i can tell that Khloé said LV perfectly lol
nafkot_ ffs
Même moi je sais pas le prononcer haha
sephora vie hein la 1 fois ct trop bien
sephora vie « vitons »
@@nf6075 j'ai déjà entendu des gens prononcer le ''U'' haha
2:43 this moment oh my god. khloes face when she says it and his reaction was just priceless
Am an 18 straight male. I don’t know why I am here. But I like this.
"you obviously didn't thats why you have multiple baby daddy's and thousands of children"
Therese Moore but no cheating babydaddy tho
I still don’t understand Kendall about the whole jeans situation
Vivian Ornelas she was probably trying to be funny/quirky/random
You're CUTE GENES. And Kris understood YOUR CUTE JEANS lol
@@oliveranderson7264 welllll she failed
Under Construction no she didn’t ..it’s like a silly phrase like . It’s a nice day outside , your a nice day outside. You say it with everything
Vivian Ornelas dna✨
The convo between kendall and kris about "you are jeans" had me dying 😂
5:01:
Rob: "Bro look at the witches"
Scott: "Oh look, it looks like the kardashian sisters."
Scott: "Later Girls!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the 91 likes😁
K-RAYZAYA 403 yw
That’s the funniest part
Now u have 991
Now 1.3k
Kanye and the magic stick was the cutest thing ever
“I think you’re better then that.”
The BIGGEST over reaction of all time
the 'experience' thing kinda makes sense because if you want to experience things and you have all the means in the world to experience it, then there's nothing stopping you from experiencing it, unless you don't really wanna experience it
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Kris : cute jeans
Kendall: You're cute genes
Kris : Are those my jeans?
Kendall : No. You are cute genes
Kris: huh?
🤣😋😋😋😋
Andrea Dsouza i think she said "you're cute jeans" not "you're cute genes"
Vendita Kadi yes but she was talking about genes
wow a fat ugly bitch ... just stfu
@@henrythehilux3963 what the hell is wrong with you?
@@CrazyRainbratz Pretty sure it "you're cute jeans,'. People do that a lot. For example when someone says "i have so much homework" and the other replies "you ARE homework,'.. It's not really supposed to make sense lmao