Clearly she has an attitude problem. I'm available for hire as I offer a pecking service. I peck people relentlessly until they apologise. I can turn invisible too so she won't see me coming. All I ask as payment is some lovely golden seed and that you sample one of my delicious bukka cranky eggs for breakfast
I went for an m-193 mini-norris, in the January sales. Rather surprisingly, it's about 5 ft 8 and repeatedly screams "Why are you keeping me here!?" Edit - it appears that I accidentally kidnapped the postman. That also explains why my mini-norris didn't know very much about weasels.
I suddenly realized towards the end of the video that "Norris" would be Norris McWhirter, as somebody has already pointed out. The tone and inflection of the voice was quite similar. Ah, that takes me back...Roy Castle, Norris and Ross...
I wish I worked in a nursing home, so I could put on Quentin Smirhes videos for the elderly who are lost to dementia. I have a feeling it would make some of them more content.
Norris will reveal the nature of your relationship to the teething bassoon to any official-looking person who approaches with what seems to be a warrant.
Good. None of that "Alexa" rubbish. The X-267 can control your lights, I believe. Well one of them..If you stand it real close to the switch and give it a stick.
Can I lick the bowl Quentin? Granny clucka pullet used to let me do that, it was divine. She was also a super fast knitter, I'm surprised Norris didn't mention her
Norris, the electronic assistant we deserve.
For our inferior intelligence.
My girlfriend walked in while I was watching this, shook her head and walked out.
Clearly she has an attitude problem. I'm available for hire as I offer a pecking service. I peck people relentlessly until they apologise. I can turn invisible too so she won't see me coming. All I ask as payment is some lovely golden seed and that you sample one of my delicious bukka cranky eggs for breakfast
Same
Controller Cramps my wife saw this on pause and immediately asked “wtf is this now??”
I don't blame her.
If only I had a girlfriend whom I could offend by watching this. She may insist I watch porn instead.
The Ham-self-Face-Slap-Jiggeling kills me softly with a Taste of Salt
I need a Norris. And I'm not even materialistic. It'd be a companion, oh the adventures!
It is the first time that I hear Quentin saying sentences.
I went for an m-193 mini-norris, in the January sales. Rather surprisingly, it's about 5 ft 8 and repeatedly screams "Why are you keeping me here!?"
Edit - it appears that I accidentally kidnapped the postman. That also explains why my mini-norris didn't know very much about weasels.
He certainly knows his way around a rim...
I suddenly realized towards the end of the video that "Norris" would be Norris McWhirter, as somebody has already pointed out. The tone and inflection of the voice was quite similar.
Ah, that takes me back...Roy Castle, Norris and Ross...
Nice observation.
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Yes, it’s a good impression.
Of course! Norris McWhirter.
Nevermind Alexa, here's McWirta
Using Mr McWhirters voice was inspired 👍👍👍
WTF is this. There's weird and then theres this! This on a whole different level.
I wish I worked in a nursing home, so I could put on Quentin Smirhes videos for the elderly who are lost to dementia. I have a feeling it would make some of them more content.
Fu**ing genius. 🦔🦔🦔
'Norris, order me new trousers.'
Norris will reveal the nature of your relationship to the teething bassoon to any official-looking person who approaches with what seems to be a warrant.
Very, very interesting!
"yes we knew thatHHHHHHVVVVVVVVMMMMMM"
You saved me today. Bad, bad day
.thank you.
No doubt named after Norris McWhirter 🤔
We pause Norris, we don't "erm"!
Norris McSquirter 😂
Did you really just take a call with the fisherprice clock?
The Norris X-247 can listen to your thoughts if you don't turn off the mic at meditation time. It just killed my mother-in-law.
You are living one of my dreams. Thanks xo
It was a real kick in the shin for Sinclair when Norris brought out the Norris Spectrum X-276
I have sat and asked Hey Google all of these questions. It got everything but the fish wrong!
Norris McWhirter
You need to update the firmware. That version of Norris has a few bugs.
beetles mostly
We may not have hover cars but we do have Norris-X267 the future is here!
*throws Alexa in the bin and starts saving for a Norris X-267*
I need a Norris.
Golden!
Why are we not at 1mil subs?
I went for the Castle 3.7 I wish I hadn't now 🧐
Quentin has a friend.
Isn't this the old Norris? I heard he recently had an update. HIs new "inquisitive" voice is just fantastic!
talking to the Fisher-Price clock?
i fear dear Quentin has gone off the deep end now, boys.
This is better than QI
I thought the fastest thing in the ocean was a Blue Marlin? What did Norris say?
Finally.
The clock is lying, Hazel Tindall is the world’s fastest knitter.
I was always led to believe it was granny clucka pullet my famous nana. Norris needs updating methinks
But now I realise that my own constructed truth, was in fact, a lie as well, it was not the clock who told lies.
Norris, where exactly did I leave my trousers?
...'Cannot compute. Cannot compute.'
McWhirter.
I come here to get learnid
The fear of luncheon meat is a natural thing. It’s used for fishing... NOT human consumption.
Poor Quentin!
Norris, why am I watching this video at 6 am?
Good. None of that "Alexa" rubbish. The X-267 can control your lights, I believe. Well one of them..If you stand it real close to the switch and give it a stick.
And how do you know that? Are you a Wizard too?
*❗PLEASE UPDATE YOUR NORRIS UNIT TO ENSURE ACCURATE EARTHWORM INFORMATION IS IMPARTED.❗*
hahahaha affirmative!
hahahhahaa
Norris what's warniks
“Norris, why?”
Norris, what's the name of that musical instrument in this video? To the untrained eye it looks to be made out of some old plumbing.
Can I lick the bowl Quentin? Granny clucka pullet used to let me do that, it was divine. She was also a super fast knitter, I'm surprised Norris didn't mention her
ODDS BODKINS.
Yay, Quentin for breakfast. Today's going to be slightly tolerable.
But....it's a telephone?...
What's your favorite Quentin video.
comments below please.
1 middin. 2 birdbox. 3 greenhouse.
Good question. Worm helmet, midden and greenhouse. And the one where he eats eggcup brains.
Why?! 🤣
You and your luncheon meats
tis still not stronger than an elephant