Jesus Prime But i made it better
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The intro somehow fits even more in Ultrakills lore
😂💯✌️
i just know people are gonna just reply "🤓" to this but i have a theory that P-3 will be Midas Prime, as it makes sense within greek mythology, first minos dies, then sisyphus, then midas. so there's probably gonna be no jesus prime or judas prime...
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@@theofficialtastynacho0898 My money's on Agamemnon Prime.
@@theofficialtastynacho0898 It probably is another Greek figure but I don't think It would be Midas could be Tantalus or Ixon mostly because they are so hated by the Greek gods like Sisyphus was or someone beloved by the people like Minos
jesus prime gimmick: he stops healing you when he's at low health, because when jesus died on the cross they pierced his side and water ran out instead of blood
Perfect
he applies a purple dot effect to you but instead of it being poison its the blood being turned to wine
Blood to wine? Decaying health?
I think that would be a very good gimmick for jesus prime
>New status effect: Drunk.
v1 when Jesus embraces him with a warm hug and forgives him for his sins
The spare change in my pocket reacting to that information
@@Acid.Amplifierthe 100% off blood discount in my pocket reacting to that information
get ready for some holy spirit.
bottle of scrumpy!!! no way!!
Oh no run you're gonna get drank
if jesus prime does end up being the P-3 boss the voice actor for that one meme NEEDS to be the actor for jesus
Moist critical?
@@user-th7ns5hg7w Ethereal Snake, I'm almost sure he does his voice act by himself
the one at the start of this vid@@user-th7ns5hg7w
The one who goes "Get ready to receive some holy Spirit?"
Jesus Prime is a cool concept and would make sense for him to be a prime soul, but why the fuck is Jesus in a flesh prison in hell
I’d like to imagine that as Jesus appears, he immediately starts giving that “I AM THE SON OF GAAAWWD” speech since he hasn’t seen anybody in so long. Then he quiets down, realizing who he’s talking to, just as Minos Prime did. Then V1 prepares to receive some Holy Spirit.
I WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK INTO THE PARADISE!
TO ATONE THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN
Prepare to receive some holy spirit
i imagine there'd be an attack where he literally turns your blood into wine and applies the blackhole effect (leaves you at only 1 hp, and builds up 99 gray hp so you can't heal for a while) so you just have to dodge all of his attacks until the effect goes off
Who said is going off
You know your fucked if the voice echos on his first word-
jesus kinda angy after hearing about gabriel
how
@@classikcw he killed the council of heaven + he calls himself the "rightful hand of the father"
@@Yaboibarel*righteous
@@YaboibarelJesus Prime boutta make Gabriel recieve some "Holy Spirit"
what if there's a Gabriel Prime because Jesus Prime sealed him away for his actions
Imagine beating p3's prison the arena is dark
Then Jesus prime says "I'm the son of GOD" and on god everything lights up
Even worse he wasn't in the prison to begin with
He just standing there... MENACINGLY
Imagine you destroy the prison and it spews out Lucifer Prime just for Jesus Prime to show up and one shot him
like the prison is dying, but it stops dead in its tracks and jesus picks it up and sends it somewhere else, showing he was just standing behind it the entire time lol
*You enter the room. it’s dark, and then, suddenly-* I AM THE SON OF GOD! *The room is suddenly bathed in light, revealing Jesus Prime standing atop the already destroyed Flesh Supermax.*
“he was in there 3 days ago!” o_o
Wine blood=you can’t heal at all
"I DIED FOR HUMANITY... AND *THIS* IS THE THANKS I GET?!"
"I SUFFERED FOR HUMANITY, I STARVED, HAD MY HANDS PIERCED FOR MANKIND, I WORE THE CROWN OF THORNS. MY SUFFERING WAS YOUR COMFORT AND YOUR PEACE, BUT WHO COMFORTED ME WHEN I HUNG UP TO DIE!??! NOW ... YEA, THAT'S IT, LET'S DO THE SAME TO YOU LITTLE SHIT! *GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT*
who would win
the son of god himself
or
a funny metal man with nothing but a coin
I think it should be an April fools thing where you kill him and he just rises again, and again, and again. He’s just as easy to kill as any other grunt in the game but his attacks do crazy damage so it’s just a time waster. What would make it better is that you could leave the room at any time to just walk away from the boss fight so the only way to win is to leave.
@@fartyturd4084
literal sisyphus fight
Jesus, because he doesn’t have the gun, ONLY the coin :troll:
punch the coin and create a supernova by doing it (trust me)@@the24thcoolguyinhistory
@@the24thcoolguyinhistory punch the coin
I can see this as Jesus going a little coocoo crazy after god disappeared and thinking it was because of all the evil constantly growing in the world, thus leading him to try and destroy everything starting with hell. But the collective of the council and archangels will have locked him up inside treachery for going against the council
Locked up the son of God for going against the council
Minos had the flesh prison, Sisyphus broke his but had a massive procession of top threat enemies so that they either slow down Sisyphus or guarantee the next idiot can fight back. I imagine when you get to Jesus, the flesh prison has long been destroyed, and every attempt against him has you endure some uber holy smite opening attack before the fight.
The smite takes half your max hp, forces to use only 1 dash and removes all your weapons so you have to fight jesus hand to hand
Anti speedrun boss fight be like:
I feel like a good opening would be for him to be on a cross then after that, he would break off the cross to say the "time to receive some holy spirit" part
It would be SO COOL if once you beat (or P-Ranked if hakita feels evil enough) all prime sanctums, P-Ranked all the levels, done all the challenges and secrets you could unlock a secret prime sanctum with Jesus Prime who is actually able to kill V-1 after an absolutely gruelling fight, and it leads to a "Good Ending"
no i feel it i would just end at him just being like hurt a little bit and being surprised at how you scratched his skin even and he feels your worthy of being spared, and then you unlock him as another extra secret cheat
@@Minced_Prime-J4dgm3ntjesus mode, you can oneshot everything lmao
one of the lines to telegraph a move should be " I DIED FOR HUMANITY!"
Paragraph 💀 _i think it's telegraph buddy :V_
"AND THEY ARE ALL DED NOW BY THEIR CHOICES "
0:00 "I am the son of GEAAOD!" -Jesus Prime
I AM THE SON OF GOD BRO
imagine when he reaches low enough blood he says "Don't forget I can turn your blood into wine" and just gives you perma 99 hard damage until the fight ends
You have to fight the flesh crucifix to get to him, it attacks with giant spears
Probably the most evil thing to do, but assuming this were put into the game this could be accessed after P-ranking the other Prime bosses.
Unintentionally P-P, but someone can probably think of a better name lol
Haha P-P
P-F for Prime-Final
P-S for PRIME /// SECRET
@@whyis2plus2 PisS
@@i.minpayne2561 the prime soul is just made out of piss
Swag messiah vs mechanical style coin puncher
They better do a P-4 that’s exactly like this and the boss is just impossible to beat
if the boss is made impossible, the community will "fix" that "bug" fairly quickly with a "community patch"
@@paths7969"Comunity patch" also known as "speedrunners" lol
P-P
Ultrakill players don't know the meaning of the word "Impossible"
Who would win?
*THE SON OF THE HOLY LORD*
or...
_i m n o t g o n n a s u g a r c o a t i t_
*[ F ]*
+ PARRY
+ FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
bro is gonna get annihilated by an god damn GoPro
@@samaelmandelabut hey atleast that go pro is getting erased 1000 times before beating the boss
When v1 shoots the flesh prison and then jesus who was arleady making the best go out of prison breaks out becaused something damaged flesh prison from outside i imagine them having a fight but when jesus gets down he regenerates and just forgives v1 becaused hes HIM
I think that if someone were to develop this it would consist of you solving a puzzle to lover the crusifix and for the chains to snap him to fall and the crusifix being like power armor or a exoskeleton then this would play
I think I will make a mod replacing Minos with Jesus Prime that would be neat
Imagine jesus becomes the only P level boss that can revive or has a second phase
+ENRAGE from nailgun
I am the son of GOD!
I was sent down by my father,
TO lead his flock to paradise,
TO atone the sins of adam and eve in the god ,
(idk what it said)
I will vanguish ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME! AMEN!
Get ready to receive some holy spirit.
“I am of one flesh and the divine,” I thhk
"To stone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden
I am of one flesh with the divine
And of the lineage of Abraham
I will bring forth a new age
And a new covenant shall be my legacy"
I AM OF ONE FLESH WITH THE DEVINE
I.e. Jesus is both the son of God, and God. (Cosmic space magic, he ain't gotta explain shit.)
YOU’VE COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL BROTHER, BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!!!!!
Imagine walking into P-3 and the arena is littered with boss bodies, pieces of the third Flesh Prison, and the dismembered bodies of V3, V4, V5....... And V100.
there were only 2 V models made
@@slav4335that we know of
In lore there is only 2.
V models are kinda too weird...so i will perfer the first part of your comment
@@thesithofearth3617 hakita literally said he doesn't wanna add anymore v models to keep stuff fresh n simple
this epic jesus i think u really good
1:16 always makes me fucking come. its so good and nostalgic for some reason
Makes you WHAT
EXCUSE ME
ull have a great future :D
Can you imagine how absolutely HORRIFYING Jesus would be as a prime soul?
Sisyphus and Minos were both human when they died and despite their souls still being mid-formation, they were still powerful enough to make heaven scared of the sheer might their souls harbored.
Now lets take Jesus for a second. The Human Incarnation of GOD. The Holy Essence of The Father channeled through the indomitability of the Human Soul...To be simultaneously Fully Human and Fully Divine would make his soul obscenely powerful. To the point where IF we face him, our victory will be pure plot-armor/convinience or flat out impossible.
In other words: If Jesus Prime is a thing, we WILL receive some Holy Spirit.
shit hits hard ngl
That is fire
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
JESUS CHRIST!
The original Jesús
Lamb of iron get ready to recive some holy spirit
He should have an ability weither it be a self revive or a second health bar for the
"he rose again on the thrid day"
GAWD DAYUM!!
JUDGEMENT
I like the othr Jesus Prime, where instead of sounding like an angry American with guns he actually sounds like a light hearted, kind, Jesus like individual. And it would still fit Ultrakill because we have Minos Prime
I really hope we get Jesus prime just so that I can make a meme with that “it’s Jesus! Say hello Jesus” audio
jesus' attacks: ATTONE! REPENT! FORGIVENESS FOR THE WORTHY! UNWORTHY! HATRED! CLEANSE YOUR HATRED! jesus' death quote: I see... I see I was never enough to wipe all evil. forgive me father for my failure... I pray in your name. And you... I WILL NEVER STOP MY FIGHT TILL I AM GONE FOREVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Oh shit bro
I JUST watched the two a few minutes ago
i hope jesus prime atleast gets added as a placeholder while hakita works on p-3
imagine the reason jesus is p-3 because he came back down from heaven in the second coming and is now destroying hell for good just as the covenant promised
I’d shit myself if I beat the new prime sanctum flesh prison and I just heard
I AM THE SON OF *GOD*
oh no bro
BROOOO I thought Ultrakill made some new fucking levels NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:59 i would've been so happy if i heard "LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YA!!..."
Prime /// King
get ready to receive some holy spirit
Mohammad and Moses at far away; KICK ITS ASS,BRO !!!!
*they also appears at 2nd phase to help their BRO
Moses is dark blue and his head is "Star of David", and he uses his staff at "river splitter"
AND
Mohammad's is dark green and his head is "Khatim with crescent&star", and he summons his 9 swords like vergil(dmc) and penny(rwby)
And he uses his son-in-law's (Ali) sword "ZULFIKAR" as his special attacks such as "moon splitter"
jesus' colors would be pure white with gold lines
**Imam mahdi would be good alternate to these two
he is the lost prophet will come back when jesus and antichrist will arrive to earth
imam mahdi will protect us from lies of antichrist's meanwhile protecting jesus from greater threads
v1 when he kills him but he rises once more (as he said he would)
jesus prime shouldn't be white or yellow, because the two prime souls we already have are those two colours, it wouldn't be that nice
@@he3004 then red ?
Because judaism is blue and white
Islam is green and white
And
Christianity is blue and red
Thats kinda interesting, but i think Jesus/Mohammed would be the perfect "two sides of the same coin" due to the history between those groups.
I would say christianity is white and gold (white primary, gold secondary) @@halkras
My take on jesus prime fight:
If you get hit, jesus will give you *green* *health* . Its like yellow health in flesh panopticon fight, but you can recover 20 of your health by parrying jesus attacks. The green health will stay until jesus is killed, because of that jesus will only deal 5-15 damage each attacks.
Lo que voy a escuchar yo cuando vaya la primera vez al gimnasio:
You know, the thing about minos and Sisyphus is that they're kings of a hell layer, and I don't see Jesus being a king in hell, so either Lucifer for a more likely answer, or something that came in my mind is Dracula.
why does his voice at the start remind me of borderlands.....hmmmm
bruh
sounds like ultrakill song only by drums
bruh
He is the son of god
i am the son of G O D!
jesus prime wouldnt make sense but itd be very funny to have jesus beat v1 to death
Tbh I thought the last prime sanctum would be Satan Prime.
both minos and sisyphus were humans who defied heavens order and tried altering hell, as satan is just apart of hell i feel like the council of heaven would spare him, so i feel like satan would be a good secret boss instead of a prime soul
@@biggyr6252Wasn’t Satan kicked out of heaven? I might be wrong though.
@@user-pd6es2py1j he was
@@user-pd6es2py1j no you arent
One of his attacks should be throwing Moses's ark at V1
Please fix this statement. It hurts me reading it
Moses's ark... beautiful
Like the ark of the covenant?
it wouldn't be jesus for p-3 because jesus is a part of god (the trinity) so wouldn't be present like the rest of god
Why does Jesus sound like meat canyon
So... here's most of the messages I sent to a friend in a fever breaking rant about some ideas I had after showing him this!
"So people are seemingly mainly hyping the potential P-3 soul to be Judas, and others may say Jesus, but what if... what if it's both.
What if it's a dual prime soul boss, not only in which you work your way through fighting Judas prime before he can destroy the flesh "receptacle" only to see Jesus prime easily rend it to pieces from within in a holy light once you've fought Judas enough.
What if you have to fight both of them, and they have clashes so powerful the shockwaves function as attacks the you need to avoid.
Having to react to them attacking each other and then you back and forth would be mayhem and I think it'd be awesome. (I of course want it to end with Jesus kicking the traitor's ass mid fight, but if you could change a mid-fight cutscene by focusing on which one you down first, that'd also be insane detail.)
wait a fucking second... he has to make a bit around Jesus resurrecting if he ends up in the game.
(I just read a stupid, but genius idea for Judas prime, "Imagine if in the fight if you never hit him once and threw 30 coins at him he'd just scurry off like a goblin and busts down the exit for you", fucker did a yoinky sploinky just like when he betrayed Jesus for sum coin.)"
also just realized how funny it would be if Judas or Midas Prime stole you coins if you didn't shoot them fast enough.
Hate that title, but the lines are decent
the haha funny is lost on you, my child
@evriting9663 nope, I get it, trust me. But as an art person myself, I find it disrespectful either way.
1000% better imo
EDIT: 69 hehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe, imma like my own comment now :)
I am bound by the law of man to not like this comment
Minos prime, sisyphus..., Lucifer prime... all of them.. WEAK! WORTHLESS, FALIURE! But that.. that man.. is diffrent *jesus prime music starts*
Why is Jesus in hell
Well, after god's dissaperience, he could've gone down there to save everyone from eternal torment
he's there to vanquish all evil
and to give the holy spirit
aka to kick ass and to break you in half like a shitty ass fucking swiss miss package (god i hate those things)
@@OWLSINmaybe an ideal differences between the council of heaven and Jesus
to give you some holy spirit
@@OWLSINwhich would lead into his imprisonment via the Angellic council
idk man the prime souls seemed to be based on some evil greek king that died like Minos and Sisyphus and not son of something
Honestly, a jesus prime fight wouldn't make sense since jesus is part of the holy trinity, so shouldn't he have left WITH god?
REPENT
I am the son of **GYATT**
it just sounds like its from undertale and i really dont like it
‘MURICA PRIME Act-69
>imagine
>jesus prime
>leading most of the known prime souls (*fanmade or canon)
>against either the forces of hell, heaven or v1 himself
>idk how minos and sisyphus work, can they resurrect themselves after their second death? (death as a prime soul)
it could go like this
P:3-Moses, the Father of the Chosen
P:S Jesus, The Son of the FATHER (a boss rush where the last one is Jesus, but you have to outlast attacks to win)