The Best of Keegan-Michael Key’s Hypothetical Criminal Pt. 1 - RENO 911!
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- Keegan-Michael Key’s hypothetical criminal may not actually commit any crimes, but he does bug the Reno Sheriff’s Department a lot.
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I have a theory. He keeps getting arrested but he always comes back because he is innocent, he's telling the truth but he's just very socially awkward.
What if he is a clone unleashed on Las Vegas to commit a crime spree?
@@Godfather9814 you mean reno.
That would be hilarious. Yeah that is my head cannon now! Also it would show how incompetent everyone is. Love it.
Or maybe the officers just ruin evidence.
He's both an FBI agent and a US treasury agent, what an accomplished man :)
Hahahahaha
“I still have jurisdiction over you..as...Department of Treasury”
The secret service is technically under the DOT so...
The Smell of Napalm in the Morning they were, and they soon may be again, but that hasn’t been the case since ~2003. Now they’re DHS.
You got that right
WHAT a great idea to put those two together !!
@@A_Wild_Yeengirl That's under Homeland Security, fym??
Keegan has looked THE EXACT SAME since 1998. 🤷♂️🤣
Totally Radical scared straight
Black hypothetically does not crack.
there is no way this is 98
@@devinwhite104 2003 lol must be some 12 year old.
This was in fuckin' 98? WHAAA
He consistently went TO the cops and turned in some major crimes, he is a hero. He brought them a severed head, thousands of stolen casino chips, and illegal drugs.
Chips are purchased, you are allowed to keep them.
Legal* drugs
"He is alive...with the lord." I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
😂😂😂😂😂
⚰
Cliff Campbell me too😂😂😂😂
I'm Done😹😹😹
I am going to pee 😅😂🤣 I am deceased ⚰️💀🥀
I know three things about this man.
1. He likes the color red
2. He is a really bad criminal
3. He has a really good lawyer
Hypothetically speaking, that's the only shirt he owns.
@@denisejohnson4037 well thank god it's just hypothetical
#3 is most important
@@matthewhorizon6050Can ANYONE tell me,How in the hell do such incompetent criminals EVER manage to find and pay for such great lawyers?This seems to be true in real life!
I'm waiting for the blonde one to say: "hypothetically I could have been a lawyer"
Oh wait different show
"I'm a little bit of a Vagabond a bit, I was lookin for shelter." This line is just phenomenal, get's me ever time.
“Pat me down right now”
😂😂😂
When I found out that every skit was all improv and no scripts were written...made the show even better!
For real?.. I never knew that.
This makes it even more awesome
It’s like Curb your Enthusiasm, they have a rough idea of what the scene is about and their characters motivation.
These aren't real cops are they?
What makes the show much better is watching it in 2018. (last day of 2018)
Even this specific clip wouldn't be done today.
*"Thats what they were born to do"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.....................................................................................😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅....... Wasn't even that funny years ago but now its hilarious. Thanks PC culture...
I love how he has such a big vocabulary
Insanetoaster I only knew like one word out of all of the big ones he said
Elena PSU ah...that’s a cool story!
I do too. Cool to hear from somebody who knew him! Sometimes you hear people you like are jerks in real life.
He’s a riot.
@@drnogueiras8783 Do you know Antoine McKay?
Its funnier than it is racist
“I’d be more than happy to drive.”
“You’re good.”
I feel like this was based on a real event.
*he runs, black cop chases*
"...well that's what they're born ta doo."- lmfao
And he drop s his gun 😆
That scene had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂
When I was younger I use to think this show was dumb. The sad reality was I wasn’t smart enough for it.
Brianna Valencia right? I couldn't stand this show as a kid, then I rediscovered and fell in love with this show when it use to stream on Netflix
Y’all can’t tell me Terry (Nick Swardsons) character wasn’t funny tho even as a kid lmao I miss his show
When I was a kid, my older brother use to watch it and I instantly loved it lol It was like cops, but not boring.
Oh goodness the faces of my younger relatives back then when they watch this show. They practically beg me to change the channel because it's boring for them 😂.
💀
"He's alive with the lord" lol
"Get your ass in the car."
"Hypothetically speaking, you're about to get your salad tossed in prison."
@@lebbo88 Well, thank god it's hypothetical.
and then we'd go Boom...Boom!!
Jerome!!!
Today we learned that the past tense of "fly" is "flownt."
💀💀😂😂
His vocabulary is so robust
Playful as well. Quite the vocab for a vagabond.
Quite
.. his lexicon is vast..
"Would you like me in a pronated or supinated position?"
With a hint of possum!
Hypothetical Criminal is one of the best characters in TV history
He arrests himself it's comedy gold
I'm from Texas sir!
"Let's play role play, you be you, we'll be us." lol
Effing dying in tears🤣🤣🤣
They outplayed him
Don't point your guns at me IM CRAZY IM CRAZY!
"I took a whole one, how much are you supposed to take" "half, ill drive" lmfao
It’s crazy how many shows Keegan was in and I didn’t even notice
yeah so true, this is the case for many actors who became more individually famous from one thing, they stop being red shirt guy in some tv show.
Have you checked out Family Fight from IASIP?
roguishpaladin
Yeah but that was way after he was famous. Talking before key and peele
because you had absolutely no idea who he was before key and peele.
No it was crazy no one noticed peewee Herman was in it no one noticed it
"Well thank god its hypothetical"😂
Lol hilarious
🤣🤦🏾♂️
7:41 the genius of Key “playful but robust" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the reason there’s a cut there--my guess, he cracked the actor playing the officer up😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “he is alive with the lord” gets me everytime 😂
"I threw the gun down because I felt like the chase wasn't spicy enough!"
😂😂😂
I needed you to step it up in purSUIT of me!
Oh man, I miss this show. Every single person on this show is a freaking comedic genius.
One of the best shows ever! I only wish that Keegan Michael Key would have been more regular on the show. He was on it a fair amount, but I would love to have seen him every episode like Nick Swardson. Also, would like to have seen more Patton Oswalt. This show ended way too soon.
Comedic Gold! Never been let down by Reno 911 :)
I agree
Key is one of the funniest men on the planet, if not THE funniest.
Tom Lennon's "Moving very quickly" at 5:15 was genuinely one of the quickest and greatest improv bits I've ever seen. Absolute genius comedic timing.
Man when Keegan is in the zone few can top his comedic genius
He’s alive.... he’s alive with the lord.
lol
Getcho ass in the car
"get your azz in the car" i couldn't stop laughing 😂😂 😂😂 😂
😂😂
“Pat me down right now!” 💀
I wonder if his lawyer used the “flownt up into the air and flownt up into his pockets” defense in court
This part had me in stitches laughing!
Y.E.S.
hypothetically speaking...yes
“We definitely gonna pull some hypotheticals on them terries’ clavicles.”
Where You At Terrie?
"SkLounST"
That’s all I could think of too!
@@user-zb3yl1wu8u Draksth dem.
* bleeding, dying and probably in shock from bullet wounds... “hypothetically” *
“I hate you Jerome , why’d you betray me?!”
😂😂😂😂
That’s the best clip 😂😂
I love how every single one of them approaches, talks to, and details him in the exact same way, you know that's intentional and it's a shame they never did a scene where they gave a briefing on him and the training of dealing with him😂😂😂
He's Running. "THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE BORN TO DO!"
"Just a touch of possum. Playful but robust." Lol
This is the comment I was looking for 🙌🏽😂😂
I lost it here
@@Darius89x forgot I posted this, look at the likes 😂👍still cracks me up
@@siberianTiger639 same here 😂😂😂 it’s the way he says it
The crazy look he gives as he says robust lmao!
See he never seems to go to prison so I have to believe he’s telling the truth
Well, hypothetically he's telling the truth.
They feel sorry for him. 😆 He is crazy. 😅
There really was a liquor store robber trying to buy Kenyan babies
@@afroatheist-isnowafroantit6154 Noone uses the slur ''crazy'' in this day and age anymore though.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 What word do they use?
God fuck damn, I can't believe I never watched this show. This type of comedy seems PRECISELY up my alley.
"A 23 year old male head" 🤣
I was feelin lil down, lil blue. So the Lord sent me this Oxycontin
Not Bill Gates lort*
I wish the good Lord would bless me with some painkillers
I’m waiting on my doctors appt at 6 lol
@@Corn0nTheCobb I got 8 caps of fentanyl :)
It FLOWNT into my pocket
I called you. To report a crime . That I had nothing to do with.
If I ever call the police I'm going to be so God damn tempted to lead with that.
@@ledfloyd9035 Tempting but not worth it 😂
Well, that's a first
This show is unparalleled "off the cuff" humor at its best! Each actor/actress brings comedic gold to the table of side splitting comedy like no one since SNL!
Mad TV*
"Is your cousin living or dead?"
"He is alive. Alive with the Lord."
Lmao!
"Get yo ass in the car." LMAO!!!! :-)
"I was taking a repose" this killed me haha. for some reason sprinkling in these vocabulary words were just perfect
Vagabond, supinate, pronate, robust... Man is well read.
"He's alive with the Lord" LMFAO
my spit flew out of my nose. He's too funny
For the amount of serious crimes he's involved in he's still out on the streets, this must be an effective defense lol
"Lemme just thet up a thenario for y'all real quick" 😆
lost it at "just a touch of possum, playful but robust"
Tomáš Jenčo Same here 😂 pure gold KMK
PLAYFUL BUT ROBUST
How the hell does he keep getting out of jail?? No wonder he tells on himself!!! Lol
Marilyn N he doesn’t actually go to jail because they’re all hypothetical situations
Lol!!!!
That's why, he's so confident he'll get out anyways. Ha.
Hypothetically speaking!
Lol. I was thinking that too.
“I felt that the chase was not SPICY enough” Lol
Lmao!!!
“Pat me down right now!” 🤣🤣🤣
"I hate you Jerome, why did you betray me?"
Hahaha
For real
So specific for a hypothetical question about the consequences of murder.
"thank god it's hypothetical then"
😂🤣
He almost broke character on that one
“I felt that the chase was not spicy enough, ya know? I felt that I really needed you guys to step it up in pursuit of me.” Yup, that checks out. 😂
It amazes me that Trudy (the slowest deputy) puts the clues together the quickest.. but not only that had the best hypothetical statement.
Comedy Central noticed that their two best performers for past videos are Key and Peele videos and Reno 911 videos, I see.
roguishpaladin chappell?
Yeah considering these days all they play is that 70 show..which isn't funny
Crank yankers?
Yeahh No
@@TheFizzyGenie South Park still makes new episodes.. The other 2 named shows are over with and well missed..
“Because I felt that the chase was not spicy enough!”
"Ya know? I felt like I really needed you guys to STEP IT UP in pursuit of me." Lmfao
Adam Barnett never gets old lol
"Touch of possum, its playful but robust" Hahaha
"Why did you betray me, Jerome?" 🤣
I so badly want to know the nature of the betrayal! 🤣🤣🤣
Failure To Reach-Around. Lowest of the low. Smdh
pro·nate - turn or hold (a hand, foot, or limb) so that the palm or sole is facing downward or inward.
su·pi·nate - turn or hold (a hand, foot, or limb) so that the palm or sole is facing upward or outward.
that was improvved, folks.
useful info
Keegan is so damn funny. I miss Key & Peele (sniff)
I miss the original version with Chappelle
omg I miss the Chappelle show
I miss the Chappelle show too brother
Key and peele was not funny
Stop sniffing around people's undies, you preak
I love how every officer had an interaction with Hypothetical Criminal. Especially loved Lennon's Officer Dangle.
"Alright, I'm gonna take my hands out my pockets ri..."
"REAL, REAL, REAL SLOW!"
the "I'm a little bit of a vagabond" bit will never get old. I can't even count how many times I've re watched this
when he was talking about jerome I lost it completely
He got an assortment of badges😂
One of the most underrated comedies ever.....
Keegan manages to hold back laughter while improvising😅
"...and I'll admit I'm a Vagabondabit."
That part!!
Hahaha
Lmao bruh
My favorite line in this scene lol
He lowkey convinced me everytime😂 this is complete GOLD
"Thats what they're born to do" almost died after that
“Hypothetically, if I had severed the head, What would the percussions be?? Lolol
1:35-1:41 when he keeps dipping in and out of the car gets me every time!!
Hahahaha
“Ya’ll ladies come up out of the vehicle.” Lol
The very funniest
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@batiodette the most hilariousedeness.
I know!! It's hilarious 😂
I use that phrase all the time. 😂 Being silly
Hypothetical on that Terry's clavicle?
Running from them terries
What do you do when terries be getting froggy? You gotta drax them sklout!
@@Eric_1991 Drax Lem Sklounst*
@@Eric_1991 Ribbit... ribbit...
You gots ta fireboard those motha jammas
His outfit screams "crackhead", I love it
My head canon for this guy is he's involved with a organized crime ring that uses him as a timely distraction. He has the best lawyers available so he can be used at any time to distract local cops who might come across something big.
5:09 dangle explaining the word "careening" is the best. JR JUST POINTS AT HIM
He has a good lawyer... hypothetically speaking.
This show was way ahead of its time.
One of the most underrated shows of all time
Two black guys take off running... “That’s what they’re born to do.”
OMG LOLZ
UDONTCME111 LMAOOOOO
Yeah the character of Garcia is SUPER racist lol Bonus fact, he is the voice actor for Rocko of "Rocko's Modern Life" ^_^
How is it racist to say that black people are born to run? Fastest people on planet are black dudes. Bunch of pussies finding every shit racist.
Zenislav talking about the character in general. Tho I don’t remember much about him.
@@Zenislav fastest on the planet but the slowest to cross a crosswalk.
The body language and the facial expressions tho. This guy is a comedy genius 😂😂😂.
"He's alive...alive with the Lord" 🤣🤣
"Oh we gon’ definitely drop some hypotheticals on that terry’s clavicle."
I cannot live past "flownt" 😂.
wait until you hear someone say skreet or skrimp
People actually say that in metro Detroit
@@raymonds7492 Reminds me of that South Park spoof of the BP offshore rig disaster aftermath ... Louisiana skrimp fisherman being interviewed talking about how the oil (uuuhl) got all up in them skrimps.
@@davidfloren5339 i never saw that. ill have to check it out.
@@raymonds7492 Here's the south park clip:
czcams.com/video/voN9kCTa7TA/video.html&ab_channel=supaSeL1
They flewnt up in the air and flewnt up in my pockets.
The lord provided for me.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Now they getting flewed out!!! 🤣🤣
As a Kenyan I am both humored and offended 😂
The way he be lying but not confident in the lies so he looks at them to see their reaction is hilarious
This is the only show that could come back after being off for years and still be hilarious. They should make a come back
Not in this state of the nation.
Comedy is dead.
Honestly its bettwr when you go back to it after 10 years. It all still is great.
So is he committing all these crimes on the same day? ... hypothetically
No he is hypothetically a vagabond with only one outfit
@@BassMonsterTiff but he never leave Reno so how is he a vagabond
@@antonyslaughter oooorrr he's traveling the world and only in Reno does he get caught. Why would get keep coming to Reno you ask? Well it's because he has a craving for Kwok's Bistro.
Lots of these scenes with special guests are filmed in one day. Then each skit is released separately on different f episodes
Hes only got one set of clothes!
"He's alive... with the lord."
Oh no Jerome..
I like how he never changes his outfit
He's alive.....he's alive with the lord!! Ha, love me some KMK
Get ya Ass in the car!!
My cousin is alive he's alive with the Lord!🤣
"May i make an inquiry ?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Hypothetically speaking this was hilarious.
" I still believe I have jurisdiction over you as a member of Departing of the Treasury" lmfao
"He's alive with the lord" 😆
Maybe that's for the better.
He is very clean for a "vagabond" who wears the same outfit every day. 😄
That's because he's "Just a little bit of a vagabond".
@@JSErwine lol
The most underrated show of all time!
LEGENDARY!! Bring this show back.... somebody...
I agree this show was fuckin hilarious
Id even donate. And i never do that
There's a movie being filmed this year I read a interview about it