RQGG20 Stretch Goals - Mike and Alasdair read as Tim Stoker and Peter Lukas!
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- čas přidán 11. 03. 2021
- Continuing our fundraising goals for RQGG20, donors submitted suggestions for Mike LeBeau and Alasdair Stuart to read as their characters Tim Stoker and Peter Lukas!
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The Magnus Archives sure are a place to be. Rusty Quill really has that Horror Fiction Podcast down huh? Character work like this takes practice, and luckily we had lonely eyes for the job! Teaholding beware, we're Gaming and Giving. TMA S1 S2 S3 S4 and S5 sure are a ride. - Zábava
Tim's lines: dark, sad, dramatic
Peter's lines: boats! :)
EXACTLY
So real
"Everyone has trauma, Jon. It came free with your fucking office job."
4:43 “When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.”
13:25 "Statement of Timothy Stoker, regarding his absolute dumptruck of an ass... Statement Begins"
ok i submitted both of these and its absolutely wild how different they are i'm CRYIN
Fantastic idea but also how dare you
Y O U!!!!!!
*slaps own ass* This bad boy can fit so much inside. Statement ends.
The TAZ quit made me so sad
hello person of good standards , oh taz listener
The divorce counter has me on the floor
Take a shot every time they mention divorce
,,,Whoever sent in the "when someone leaves your life" monologue,,,, I just wanna talk-
HEY WHOEVER SENT IN THE MONOLOGUE POST-SASHA'S DEATH I JUST WANNA *TALK-*
Then why the fuck are you holding a pipe?
@@Ray-hk1zm I'm in pain
Cried at sashas
I JUST WANNA TALK IGNORE THE PIPE
i appreciate that alasdair’s normal voice is the exact same as his peter lukas voice
Drunk Season 1 Tim karaoke singing brought me back from the hole of reality that was created by the fact that there are two episodes left of TMA
Honestly it made me so much happier than I was expecting to imagine Tim going to karaoke with Sasha and just genuinely having a good time.
9:52 The instant fear and excitement of hearing your username with no memory of what you submitted
THE DIVORCE COUNTER IM SCREAMING-
I'm so used to having the prologue of Good Omens read humourously that I had forgotten how ominous it is. Very nice Mike.
Same, i was like "oh yeah, i guess that *is* pretty dire."
This reminds me, did you know that Neil Gaiman supported heforshe? I know, Gaiman can be such an asshole. Gaiman should be forced to donate to CAFE as a way to say sorry.
Talking about writers having dumb politics.
@BNK2442 Talking about something that literally has no place in this discussion, more like...
NOT THE "WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES YOUR LIFE" GRIFFIN MCELROY QUOTE NO IM SOBBING
I AIN'T DOING OKAY
I'm indifferent to lonelyeyes as a ship, but I absolutely love the divorce jokes.
Never has the god-bit from good omens been read with that much existential dread. Well done, Mike.
it was very lovely
Lonely Eyes?? Who's she? Only Teaholding now!!
_where's the body, timothy_
The Terry Pratchett quote made me way too emotional especially considering that this was released on his date of death
TNU Terry Pratchett
When mike was pausing dramatically in the inigo montoya bit i was so scared it was gonna be "my immortal"
Fair warning, don't sip hot chocolate while Alasdair sings "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" 13:44
"somewhere over the rainbow, I am bi" ISHJDGHGF had a good chuckle over that
4:43 how could you do this to me im gonna sob
Looks like I have to do gods work once more
GET YER TIMESTAMPS, took me 2 hours to write down
1:48 old man mike
2:45 Peter learns what clowncore is
3:17 if I eated soup then I didnt because I did. No I didnt ♡
3:31 obligatory 4 rats in a trench coat
3:44 hey there demons,
4:01 divorce counter: 1
4:19 tim swings both ways
4:25 peter would prefer not to
4:40 RIP Danny ♡
5:08 Peter writes a self help book
5:15 tim... baby... are you ok
5:53 Martin Lukas-Bouchard
6:02 Alex does a little crime. Good for him
6:08 tim is very gender ♡
6:17 eat the rich
6:25 great! I'm gonna pass out now.
6:30 he loves his boat ♡
6:37 BAOT,
6:44 TEAHOLDING
6:56 The Hat!
7:23 This is a normal time stamp that does not want to hurt you ♡
7:41 chaos
7:47 Peter's actual will
8:28 Gins out, Sins out
8:32 Drunk Karaoke season 1 tim
9:07 Peter's a birthday boy!
9:21 Inigo Montoya
9:36 Pouty lmao
9:54 Tim says murder is ok so it must be true ♡
10:01 Old Spice by the Lonely
10:21 Uno (not a request but I like it)
10:27 Trauma
10:33 Peter throws a tantrum like a man baby
10:48 hahaha I'm traumatized
10:56 chicken fight
11:12 tim being bi
11:25 divorce counter: 3
11:45 o h ,
11:55 uwu lonely boi
12:06 he do be vibin tho...
12:14 confirmed big boy man
12:20 PROMISE? (3:31, 11:45, 23:57)
12:28 hey ducks
12:40 Elliotly lyric
12:46 tim voice the birds work for the bourgeoisie
13:02 TIM DATE START
13:14 divorce counter: 3.5 (I count it)
13:20 thiccque cake
13:54 am I having a stroke
14:21 does he dance dance dance?
14:29 gertrude is a force to be reckoned with
15:29 STOOOOOP
16:36 Dad Behavior Peter
16:59 Wheres my super suit?
17:09 Trans Rights is stopping the unknowing ♡
17:15 GOD I WISH,
17:33 Elliotly lyric 2
17:57
18:18 (haha Magnus number) Tim affirmations
18:30 Terrifying. Thank you, Peter.
18:14 Elias is just a h8r
18:53 divorce counter: 4
19:02 I think Mike failed spanish (not a request)
19:10 be gay do crimes
19:28 SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND R
19:40 awe... ah, OH-
19:47 divorce counter: 5
20:07 I need fanart of this.
20:23 What a fucking drama king
20:32 be gay do crime 2
20:41 This is exactly how food is in America, trust me I'm an American
20:53 #bigpeterrights and while we're at it #tonkatruckassmartinrights
21:06 Delta Archive
21:13 Martin, come pick me up
21:22 Camp tim is the wokest take in the fandom and I love it
21:42 Leave Me Alone
21:52 thiccque cake 2
22:01 thiccque cake (season) 3
22:18 BUTT SHART
22:49 thank you, tim, king shit
23:07 Peter Poetry Hours
23:36 TIM VOICE ALL OF THE BIRDS DIED IN 1986 DUE TO REAGAN KILLING THEM AND R
23:45 FUCK The Guardian all my homies HATE The Guardian
23:57 Its ok guys he's alright!
24:17 No Pronouns Peter
24:36 nya uwu
24:55 Improv re: The Guardian
25:24 uwu 2
25:34 SECRET TUNNEL
25:51 Tim can't cook
26:03 This is just correct
26:14 Soup is a drink
26:34 That is a compliment, Martin
26:47 Bi the pain away :')
26:55 Good Cows !
27:03 Road Work Ahead?
27:08 Quarantine still going on after a whole year:
27:21 Dance off
27:41 divorce counter: 6
28:02 What, you beholding? bitch?
28:30 Timposter
28:59 Bad News Bear
29:11 Don't Do It
29:30 PROMISE? 2
29:41 MY MANGO
29:52 *Give him your kneecaps*
[Dual section]
30:00 SARGNARG THE HARDGE HARG
31:39 Boss and Double Boss
32:01 A lovely bunch of coconuts
32:23 Going antiquing
32:32 Tim can't sleep
33:21 Knock Knock
33:33 Tim is trying, okay?
33:48 There is an ARCHIVIST, LOOSE in the ARCHIVES
34:06 Sorry did he say Dad
34:23 jamming out
34:33 Where's the Body, Timothy?
34:50 nice
34:57 When is Tim ever on his best behavior?
35:15 That tracks
35:34 Dad Behavior 2
35:54 Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
36:07 Tim the marriage counselor
36:22 Tim on the tundra
36:47 As per usual.
36:54 WTF... GAY LITTLE MARTIN
37:47 LonelyFans prelude
39:28 LonelyFans start
You my friend deserve an award and a cookie 🍪
IT WAS NOT A NORMAL TIMESTAMP AND IT DID HURT ME
THANK YOU
You are a hero
You are amazing
The Lonelyfans thing made me nearly die of laughter and second hand embarrassment
14:57 - Sasha Statement for anyone that needs the timestamp 😌
My timsasha heart is breaking :(
I didn’t watch the whole video and clicked expecting something really funny. I’m in pain.
What the actual hell, I'm so sad now
IM SOBBING AFTER LISTENING TO THAT I LOVE TIMMM MY POOR BOY 😭
Alasdair’s dancing during drunk tim sing a long is everything I need in my life
when mike said his next quote was griffin mcelroy, I was fully prepared for any number of gems. perhaps an i think dogs should vote, or maybe an abstinence til i die
i was not expecting the absolute tonal whiplash of the all exits are not made equal speech
just sucker punch me in the face next time guys, it’s quicker
Not them quoting TAZ... this is a good day
I read this comment before the video and expected like. "Abraca-fuck-you". My shocked tears are not your fault
@@sarahgent2674 now I'm scared
Oh for fucks sake, whoever sent that in is a monster
That Sasha statement had me in actual tears.
Keeping a list of my favorites:
5:15 Someone submitted a good omens quote! My hero!
6:42 That's actually a good ship name why aren't more people using this
9:20 And a princess bride quote you guys are the best
9:59 This is great and I hate you all
10:27 That's it. That's the Magnus Archives
11:45 I'll take it :')
14:29 Gertrude Robinson for the win
15:28 Click here for tears
28:27 Tim having Martin's back
thanks fam
this should be indeed helpful
15:28 I didn’t expect to have my heart absolutely ripped from my chest . I’m just gonna go *scream*
this is literally the highlight of my year I miss my boy Timothy Stoker so much
It's so cute how Mike calls Alasdair "Allie" though
This is a cognitive hazard and I like it very much.
I do still want to hear the Tale of the Merspiders.
I'm laughing and crying at the same time why is this such a rollercoaster
12:30 OH HIT IT'S ME! (and it's a quote from elliotly's fantastic peter lukas wiki song!)
"One: All Cops are Bastards! Two: I am gay! That is what most of the Daisy comments say!"
"Keep thotting it up in heaven, king/Enjoy your kayaking trip"
Absolutely love ur username
divorce jokes:
4:01
7:47
11:25
13:14
18:53
19:47
27:41
Wonderful. Didn't notice the FOURTY-FOUR MINUTES fly by. Thanks you both for the energy and seriousness put into every single one of these (the acting, oh my gosh!!) + the video editor for the amazing and hilarious editing once more (the fog effects... the seagull sounds... the divorce counter... the dramatic zooms...).
10:00 Mike losing it offscreen at the Old Spice commercial...
9:21 tell me why i was expecting “and your watching disney channel”
The Adventures of Tim and Peter: A Sitcom! podcast when?
I lost it at "there's is an activist LOOSE in the archives"
I need to animate this
plz do
I desperately need this in my live
I hear alisdair's voice and it triggers my fight or flight response
some favorite tim timestamps for my personal convinience:
3:44 hey there demons
4:19 tim swings both ways
4:40 when someone leaves your life monologue
5:15 good omens intro
7:41 be the chaos you want to see in the world
8:32 drunk tim singing dont stop me now
9:20 you killed my brother
10:26 everyone has trama, JON
10:47 level four friend to unlock the tragic backstory
11:45 jon, i forgive you
12:05 he do just be vibing tho
15:28 oh god oh shit oh fuck ow ow ow ow ow (regarding sasha)
17:36 scared of geese poor boy
18:17 its gonna be ok
18:41 fashion icon
19:39 *ghost tim au ghost tim au ghost tim au-*
21:05 because we're the magnus institue and LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
21:22 theater kid tim
22:49 face god and walk backwards into hell
23:55 hope he's enjoying his holiday king
26:14 tim's wisdom concerning soup
27:01 road work ahead
28:00 in which tim consults a thesaurus and insults jon, just another day at the office
28:30 tim playing among us
29:10 don't work at the magnus insitute
29:30 hes fine hes fine hes FINEEE
33:48 theres an archivist loose in the archives
34:16 he has a paddle
35:03 i promise,,,,ed other people i'd be on my WORST behavior
20:30 strong Peter Nureyev energy
You are 100% right and you should say it!!!!
Me: yeah I sent in something but it probably got cut
*ends up being the first line in the stream*
So much happy stims, so so much hand flapping
5:15 THAT'S THE BEGGING OF GOOD OMENS!! :)
Woooow!!! I never thought you'd actually choose mine so when I got to 30:00 I just about died, both from joy and full on roflcopter laughter because you absolutely killed it and I'm now a laughter ghost. Thanks Mike and Alasdair!! Love you both!
LonelyDads!!
THE TAZ QUOTE GAVE MY WHIPLASH HOLY SHIT
Omg that LonelyFans script is a thing of *beauty*!!! So glad it got included!!!
On behalf of the people whose ideas I wrote down, thank you! (I expired on the spot when I realised they'd actually done it. I'm typing to you right now from the afterlife.)
36:53 YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT NOTICE A SEASON 1 TEEN WOLF REFERENCE OMG PURE GENIUS I LOVE YOU
Thats why it sounded familiar! You dont understand how much of me racking my brain to remember have saved me
18:35 THATS ME HOLY SHIT
Edit: 27:00 AAAA AGAIN
Time stamp for Tim being an impostor: 28:30
BIG PETER RIGHTS
Not me damn near sobbing hearing Tim say "Jon I forgive you and this isn't your fault"
Let me tell you when I heard the words "when someone leaves your life" my stomach f/cling dropped instantaneously
L.A. DIE-A-BLE IM SOBBING my small small Mexican heart has broken at this I can no longer go on 😔
OMG I love this so much!! The editing for this video was freaking fantastic!! You guys are all so amazing
We'll pass your love onto Mike and Rusne (our video team)
@@RustyQuill Hey, can you talk about Alasdair Stuart to delete the episode The Screwfly Solution? I mean, if he will have this type of literature, why don't he read The Turner Diaries too?
I made a request, but I didn't provide anything specific to say. I just wanted Mike to improvise Tim's hypothetical last words to Not Sasha before Jon killed her.
Always wanted to know why Waldo hides
12:33 THEY CONFIRMED THIS IS ALL CANON
thank you mike, thank you alasdair, thank you anil and thank you to the fantastic people who submitted these! this was an excellent 45 minutes.
18:13 and 23:50 I am keeping these in my heart
21:12 "Gertrude's still in the Tundra and I'm scared"
deep-seated primal fear of geese
27:07 I KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS??
"I swing both ways. Violently, with an axe."
This was rediculously fun to shoot!
5:15 nice good omens reference
This has the same energy as Wayne "Local Man Ruins Everything" June reading shitposts for twitch.
As soon as the TAZ quote came up, I had a nervous breakdown.
Where’s the body, Timothy?
15:29 got me crying like, immediately. ow ow ouch
And now I'm thinking that me acquiring the Cornetto Trilogy on bluray this week is prophetic after that Queen rendition.
OH NO. TTIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH MY GOSH. I CANT. I JUST CANT. T-T
I hope these audio snippets are on tiktok now
15:30 pain. only pain. nothing else.
it's a two-seater to emphasize the loneliness of piloting it alone, Tim thought you'd appreciate that, Peter.
god help mike he *still* can't pronounce karterstrophic
Dear Leg, I'm proud of you and that was hilarious
WHOEVER FXCKING PUT THE TAZ QUOTE
....
thank you but also IM BALLING RIGHT NOW
Let's be honest Mike absolutely corpsing is the best part of this
i am so excited for all the animations that are undoubtably going to come out of this!!!
I know I'm like 8 months late but these bring me so much joy I watch them regularly 😭
This honestly made my day. Thank you
the way mike read the griffin mcelroy monologue made my heart ache so, so much
i love how much effort and excitement they've put into them. they're so cool. literally all the time. thanks mr. mike and mr. alasdair for all the cool quotes. it's generic but honestly it's nice to say "you're great!!!"
STRAIGHT UP HAS ME CACKLING EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME
Oh oh this is ... i wasnt expecting this and i am so grateful
EDIT: OMG TeaHolding 😍
Notice how there are no dislikes... EXACTLY
this is free serotonin I'm crying this is just what I needed today
36:54 teen wolf reference hell yeah
The serotonin I needed today 😌
I was hopping around during all of this video, it was AMAZING
I can't wait to use all of these on tiktok 🤣
29:40 why does this vine fit so well ❤️
I'm watching this and just remembering a quote i want peter lukas to say :0
"The idea of an apocalypse is a comfort, because it makes death seem like something we can all experience together, in a single moment, a colorful firework burst. But mostly death is something you keep to yourself. In reality, the apocalypse is most likely to be you, alone in a room with the flu." - Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson, You Feel It Just Below the Ribs
I think there's a similar quote in Night Vale too? but I like them both. it just feels so right.
The taz speach got me crying
14:17 “I’m a cat I’m a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance”
I wonder if the "birdwatching goes both ways" from red came from red from osp 👀
thanks for the serotonin, lads!! this was amazing!!