I wish These Were Jokes. Nikki Carr - Full Special
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- I wish these were jokes, is what Nikki Carr is telling herself as she delivers a flawless performance in her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who has lost weight on the stress diet, slept through a graveyard shift, or just enjoys a good laugh this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Nikki Carr is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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#drybar #comedy #standup - Komedie
Why is this the only time I've seen her? She is PRICELESS.
Exactly. That's what I said. Never seen or heard of her, but I'm so glad I got the notification.
Funny lady. Diapers - Huggies .., almost needed one myself. 😉
What a beautiful delightful woman. I feel like just spent a half-hour with a best friend.
Susan Handsom, I read the comments, searching for one that expressed my thoughts about Nicki. Yours does it.
I Know I'm going to recommend her to alll my Facebook friends
Yes!
I adore Nicki Carr. She's hilarious. Her humor comes from a real place and she takes you along.
her delivery is spot on. i found myself just waiting for the joke to hit like a truck, and it did every time
love her toooo
Self depreciation comedy is the best, anyone who can laugh at themselves rocks......this lady rocks
I was not ready when she finished. She should have a full special or an hour show. She's AWESOME and VERY funny!
Agreed
I gotta check her show schedule and see if she’s coming to a stand up club near me!
Facts
I AGREE
I loved the ending, wasn't expecting that. 👏 👏 👏
Her delivery is GREAT!!!
"Excuse me, why can't we eat the chicken and count the bones, wouldn't that be the same amount of chicken?" Too funny!! 🤓
She had a very valid point!
This may sound gross yo you but my mom was a nutritionist. She told me the protein is in the marrow..I live chicken bones no lie
Lol, that baby shower sounds like a blast. She's hilarious.
Edit, Her entire special is amazing. Laughing from start to finish and left me wanting more.
That should be a "thing" having a shower for your grown kids.
Teenagers are EXPENSIVE! 😂
She's good. Her act just flows so almost effortlessly. She kept my attention to the end.
“If you have to go when you’re already going… that’s too much!” 🤣
What a magnificent human being! Authentic humor, hearty laugh. Good stuff.
she is hilarious. Brooklyn girl over here, and what she says about the Caribbean and Latino dudes is totally on point. i remember once, a guy sitting on a milk crate outside a bodega, making comments to every woman who walked by. i was cringing as i got closer to him... but he said absolutely nothing to me. not gonna lie, i was equal parts relieved and offended. but as soon as i went past and he got a good look at my profile, he stood up, kicked over the milk crate, and started applauding and whistling while gesturing toward my behind. it was so ridiculous, i was dying laughing as i walked away.
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂
The Jamaican guy - I haven't laughed that hard in years. Her reactions to things are unique, her face and voice.
It is great to have a good laugh.
But when it is time to think about eternity, People need the Lord.
"All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
"But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
Jesus said that he is God!
"Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
"For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
"Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8.
Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
Ask God to send the Holy Spirit to you, Luke 11:13. He.will come and bring your sins to mind. This will be painful because pride hates it!
Confedd them yo Jesus. When you see your desperate need for a Saviour cry out to Jesus to save you. He came to save sinners.
'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
I’ve probably seen all the drybar episodes, and loved most of them, but SHE had me laughing /smiling 😆 😂 the whole time.
I've had the pleasure of introducing her to the stage.
Lucky ducky 🦆
@Jorge Pastor dios Nicolás Maduro Moro Aleluya Amén uh...ok then
You want a cookie
@@juggiebonebrain3383 yes hater!
@@juggiebonebrain3383 I want one too! Chocolate chip if ya got any.
The missy Elliott bit was gold 😆😆
#1: Buy a bucket.
#2: Don’t kick the bucket.
What a ray of sun and a breath of fresh air
A flow of running water, and a pile of fresh dirt
In the hospital recovering and came across this... I almost laughed out my stitches! Nicki Carr is the real deal! New fan! I'm looking for more from this funny lady!!
I hope you're doing okay 👑❤️🌹🤗
Hope you’re recovering well 😊
Yes, I hope you are recovering well.
Haha your comment made laugh hard. I almost choked on my drink.
Hope you are better soon
Omg the offbeat clapping when she started singing at the end. Like hooow? Lol
I'm 57 this year, this must be my gift. Thank you, Ms. Carr.
What an excellent sense of humor ❤
Why do I relate to this 50 year old woman as a 25 year old? 😭
Lmbo same and I’m 26!
LOL
Why have I never seen her before?! Had my attention the whole time!! So good
I need her to have a Netflix series!!! These are comedians I’d love to see! That ending was priceless! Chefs kiss to this lady!
we threw my mom a funeral for her 60th bday! She had a blast! And it was much more fun than her actual funeral five years later...
Awesome!
💝💔
What a fresh breath of air!!! Thanks for some amazing, sharp witted comedy without the unnecessary crudeness/rudeness. Looking forward to seeing more of you, Nikki!
Thank you! She is a great comic. I'm surprised I never saw her before. I'll make it a point to see more of her.
Me too..she's very good!
To see "more of her", you should have caught her show before the weight loss. I agree...she's great!!!
@@RMBlake007 lol good one... she would love that
SHE'S SIMPLY AWESOME! I don't know how many times I've watched this video, she makes me laugh everytime!
She said she lost a whole 5th grader 😆 100 lbs 👏🏾 cleverrr
Oh my goodness, I love her! She’s my kind of funny 🙌
"Be yourself and have a good time"
And she delivered in spades!
It's so great to watch someone loving what they do, and being really good at it.
Keep it up Nikki! And thanks for the laughs 😊
That was the best. Aye, bonitaaaa 💃
LOL🤣
She is so original and confident. This woman needs her own show !
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard! I loved this woman, she made the ordinary and the real so freaking funny! ♥️👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
This Woman was hilarious! And since Im dabbling in Stand Up myself..think I just found a new role model to watch!
That is *awesome* (and courageous), Leah! Best wishes❣
She is gorgeous; love every set she does. Thank you, Nikki!
First time hearing her, I'm hooked, oh my goodness this woman is FUNNY!!
First time seeing her. Absolutely love her style and her honesty. Just being herself.
That specific joke got me hard! 😂😂😂
"I ran to get my phone the other day I thought I heard a round of applause" 😂😂😂comedy gold ..
Omg. She’s as good as wasabi. Laughing, snorting, gasping for breath from laughing. Love her! 🌺
I love your line! “ She’s as good as wasabi…” hahaha
I can relate! And, she sure was!
Spot on Nikki! You can't just go "cold turkey on Pork"... A little weaning with a pork patch goes a long way 😆
That had me laughing, laughing!!!
😂
“If you have to go when you’re already going..that’s too much.” 😂
It's always so refreshing when you discover a humorist that's funny and talks about something unusual. 😊
Niki, thank you for the side splitting humor! Straight A's and Z's.
She’s so funny! Her ending was amazing!!!! 🤩 I’d definitely like to see more of her material.
"Apparently I have a sprinkler now" 😂🤣😂🤣
She's so funny! She's got such a great attitude and facial expressions! HAHA
My brother was terminal and he wanted a party before he passed. It was a fantastic party and he went happy! I want to do that too if I have a warning.
and my wife wants a traditional new orleans-style jazz band send-off at the cemetary. lady writing our policy just sat and stared. then looked like she had food burning on the stove when i said the same thing. it's in the policy. we're white.
@@em1osmurf took me a second BUT...
I'm gonna guess you don't live in NO then LOL
Good on you!
That’s a great celebration to have for him . May he rest in peace
@@em1osmurf 🤣
Her whole set is funny asf but I HOLLERED at "GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE OF DEM YAMS!" That had me DEAD.
Her face is so expressive!
OH MY GOSH what a comedic gem I found today every second had me spitting out my water from cracking up! :D I didn't want it to end, somebody give Nikki Carr her own hour specials!!!
She is one my top 5 favorite comedians. She is hilarious!🤣AWESOME stand-up
I've watched quite a few Dry Bar comedians and this is the only one that had me actually crying with laughter!
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!! I'll be showing this one to my family. My in-laws will love her, but my teens will enjoy her also.
Omg this had me in tears she is hilarious I laughed so ugly and I swear I didn't care
She is so endearing and charming! lol
I haven't laughed so much all year. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
This was GLORIOUS !!! She's amazingly funny, she sings beautifully, and she seems to have a solar personality ! Really happy I stumbled on her comedy 👑🔆🌹❤️
Love the baby shower bit.
Lols and many re-watches! One Of The Best Of DRYBAR!
"I was getting straight As and straight Zs at the same time" 🤣🤣🤣
I really enjoyed this great show, Comedy too often these days amounts to cheap and easy derogatory insults and this was not that.
She should sing more, luv it
2 minutes in and she's already amazing. I'd never heard/seen a set of hers but I'd LOVE to see more of her. thanks for sharing these full sets, Dry Bar.
Ah man I needed this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
whose in here clapping🤣💀
@@payableondeath9091 i died
She had me laughing so hard that my uterus is actually aching. Insanely smart & funny. Time to watch everything's she's got out there!
Thanks again Dry Bar
Very rare to have such CLEAN humour. Congratulations to her! She's good. Blessings!!
This woman is truly a gift. I cant believe i've never heard of her. If she comes to NYC to perform, I will be there!
I wanted to hear more. Thank you for the laughter.
Straight A's & Straight Z's at the same time...
Love, love, love her!! She's so real and hilarious. You could listen to her for hours. Fascinating woman.
She's rare. A genuine good time
I had never seen this funny lady before. She kept me laughing the entire time! What a talent.
She is funnnneeee 😂 I listened the entire half hour and laughed the whole time 💛 I lovvvvve herrrr 😅💛 !!! I love her comedy 🏆✨🎉
I would have to say to everyone who is saying that ‘she should be a singer too’…
She is!
It’s a great part of her act and is probably the amount of singing she is comfortable performing in front of an audience. Audiences and music producers are harsh and unrelenting in their judgment of artists, as she probably learned from her father being in the business. Who wants to put up with that if you have so many talents that you can choose to do something that people will actually appreciate and you can throw all facets of yourself into without all of that pressure? She is brilliant.
Her talents *(well, the ones that I can see here)* are a perspective on life and people I don’t have, a truly funny sense of humor with which she views it, a delivery that is spot-on - including her timing, expressions, and body language, and a great singing voice that is wrapped up in one amazing package - Nikki Carr!
I’m not usually a big fan of female comedians. She just took the top spot on a very short list for me. And, before anyone gets too concerned or upset about me stating my opinion; in general, I feel that female comedians are either too raunchy or they are over-the-top angry man-haters in their sets in order to try to climb the ranks. It’s not necessarily their fault, because the industry expects it of them. A pretty low “Barr” was set for them decades ago. I would like to see more female comedians break the mold like Ms. Carr did in this special.
Now, I’m off to find more of her material since I’ve just experienced her comedy for the first time with this video.
Thank you Dry Bar Comedy! Keep the laughs coming!
Nikki Carr you are absolutely amazing! Thank you so much you actually made the last 2-days more bearable because of your excellent jokes and brilliant comedian skills. You are so funny and I wish you so much success!
Soooo intelligent, soooo hilarious, such an amazing Mama , what a lovely Lady with a superior universal APPEAL. XOXO ❤️
Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now. "Papi" joke had me hollering 😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious. Thank you so much for morning laughter.
She is too funny! I was laughing the entire time. 😂😂😂
Wonderful, authentic set! Loved it. Not many female comedians of this caliber.
I died at the like my mudda part
"...'cause you've got one minute to speeeak. BEEP!" 😂😂😂 Priceless.
First time seeing her, and this was GREAT! I smiled and/or laughed the WHOLE time 😆
Loved every moment!!
Timing and expressions priceless. Funny Start to finish.
The Missy Elliot part had me dyin' laughing, but I had my mouth full of a carrot I was eating, and I felt in danger.
Just flat out FUNNY !!!🤣
I want her singing that last bit as my outgoing message.
I absolutely loved this set. She's hilarious!
She's awesome! Pure gold!
very few comics even get a snicker, but she's good. you can tell she enjoys her job.
Thanks! You made me laugh about being old! I recently lost my husband of 39 years and I have a friend who keeps trying to cheer me up with Dry Bar humor. You did the best! You had me in stitches! Thanks for that!
Great performance. She deserves a repeat performance at DryBar.
So glad I randomly found this video in my recommendations!!! She's funny, smart and interesting!
I loved this,very funny lady.Look forward seeing more of her shows.I love drybar.
I love the part about jobs, and how she gets to be herself and make $$$. I was cracking up. She’s so funny. Throwing away the Chicken? Lol she’s halarious!!!!
She is fantastic!!! Great voice, and her eeeyes, sooo funny! Loved IT!
oh yeah, this was some fresh funny stuff! my eyes are wet from laughing so hard. top shelf
I Love Nicki Carr- Thank you i needed that laugh about 13 minutes in :)
She finds humor in the most obvious things. What a talent! Those accents were perfect.
Well...Drybar NEVER , LITERALLY NEVER fails to impress with their taste ❤️
She was so funny explaining the way it is getting older as a woman. I alight so hard.
Omg I laughed so hard I cried! She is brilliantly funny
Amazing lady, a new favourite!