Try Not To Laugh Terrible Edition
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- I have never laughed in my entire life, so I asked you guys on Twitter to try your best. This is Try not To Laugh.
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Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...
Smash like or I'm going to take away your internet
Great
How am i more early than sean himself?
Idk what to write
Owo not the internet
ok jacky
Seán: "I give you a C-"
Me: "No wait...It's at least a C+"
Haha I thought that too!
LAUREN!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
**stares with murderous intent**
NO
shush or Tom Nook be coming for ya knees
“You don’t grind up a cow to get milk”
Well I’ve made some horrible life decisions
i want to like so badly
it taste better if you cook it
I made it through this video without laughing and I come here proud of myself then you had it ruin it...GODDAMN IT!
If the grate is fine enough you can
Hold up
As someone who works at Starbucks, if I ever saw my coworker throw an entire latte against the wall for a TikTok (or really any reason) I would go to prison
But we all know that barista who *would*
@@Emm_er yeah
When you're in retail or any job to with service and customers, when you've reached this point, and trust me you will, the only thing you can hope for is that you don't actually break something that you have to pay for.
@@Da1337Man oh no believe me I get it. At my old store after a really rough rush we would lock all the windows and doors (it was a drivethru location) and just scream at the top of our lungs to get our rage out. Really therapeutic.
Maybe the manager was there 😂
14:25- fun fact, I recently got a job as a carpenter/builder, so I know that the fridge Sean is referring to is known as a Sub-Zero, and they are sold without an outer panel, so the rich people that get them need to custom order panels that match their cabinets to install onto the fridge. It feels good applying my experience.
“Have the youth always been this annoying?”
Yes
1350 subs before Tomorrow shut up
unless you are the youth then its just nor..... actually never mind.
@@shrekthe55thsharkking most. But yeah
1750 subs before Tomorrow hey! Shut the fuck up!
YESH.
"i didn't laugh at that"
"i made myself laugh"
"you didn't make me laugh"
Ah the first stage of grief, *denial.*
Denial is a long,long river...
Jack: "It's racist"! Also Jack: desperately trying not to laugh at onion in accent.
also, it's not necessarily racist if it's aimed at a national identity; nations and ethnicities can be linked but they're not synonymous, not since modes of transportation were invented that allow people to live more than 5 miles/km from the place of their birth
@Dubya usually the buzz that is killed is only buzzy for a few assholes so I'm okay with you thinking that. Also the irony that my comment was a joke and you got upset about it.
@@CorvusCorone68 can u just appreciate the joke without making it about some fun fact
@@grantslater861 you can't do color commentary without commenting
@@CorvusCorone68 yes it is
The guy in the orbeez tub when he goes "Die! No more ducks! " is something I feel like I would do and it's the funniest thing to me
I'd do that everyday fr
I would do the same thing he did, cause yeah, the inner child in me would do that 😅
He's laughing because he knows hes gunna get a talking to, but he don't care he's a child 😂
Chef: "oNyO"
What's it's supposed to be: "onion"
Captions: "A N T O N I O"
Captions make it better
😂😂😂😂😂
You gotta cut up antonio. He knows to much
That is... ML Alucard?
𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐨
He’s right, he hasn’t laughed once nor twice, because deep down... he laughed many times
“I’m going to die alone forever in a bathtub filled of my own feces.” - Jacksepticeye
HeavyBlade Video That is exactly how a joke works
@@heavybladevideo r/whooosh
HeavyBlade Video shut up
Jack's a neaky boy
Even from a young age, Séan has been making people laugh.
And as a person with ADHD, I can confirm that our brains somehow find nearly anything funny.
I lost the game at 3:32 "This is what I look like when reading text messages half asleep" lmao
Jack: I’ve never laughed at anything Onion: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Onio*
Onyon ksksks
*oño
Lol if only people realized that's how you actually say onion in French, I realized I must sound ridiculous sometimes lol
His own videos: boi, you sure?
Jackseptickeyes laugh was a paid actor, he obviously never laughed in his life
That is one hell of a roast
I believe you because of you pp
You right
*jacksepticeye's not "jAcKsEpTiCkEyEs"
The way you spelled Jacksepticeye makes me think of a Jacksepticeye keyboard channel.
Jack: “I remember when people would send old fashion CZcams clips.”
Ad: “RUN-“
8:43 man is living his best life and im jealous.
Things that make Sean laugh:
-Animals
-People falling over
-Someone saying ONYO
-KIDS GETTING HIT!
YEEESS
-*COME*
*oño
KO!
@@grungevr4154 Humor hnb Bkhdr nb going home give it
There is nothing so pure as Jack laughing when he's trying not to.
Rachel Wright Anne frank
He is lucky I do Muhahahahhahaha I’m sad cuz that
Ok but at a funeral
ojourin b MUAHAHHAHAHA IS MY AWNSER to that
It sucks because that anomaly that he spoke of in the beginning, is me : /
Hey Jack! One of my friends worked at the starbucks where the drink was yeeted. They had the managers approval, but they did get in trouble with the store. Yes they had to clean it up. No one was fired tho
Mannnnn. I hope they learned their lesson
The onyon clip reminds me of this one time while at work, clearing off a table, grabbing this long onion piece, look at my coworker and going “Longyon”. It’s now an on going joke
Jack when he goes to america: "I love refrigerators"
😂 I get it!
Perry_ The_Owl the fact that the video played in my head is quite alarming😂
rachel rosario no, this is just how brains work now. It played in my head too
Lmao the memes🤣
rachel rosario omg same 😂
"It's not that hard not laugh" -Sean 2020
Why was that so hard for me to read probably cuz juh-sean can not talk
@1320 subs before Tomorrow no
@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop asking for subs on someone elses famous channel
@@tryingtogetovertheborder6647 Tt ft5
Not to* use proper English idiot.
You never fail to make me laugh especially at this time when I'm having the worst time of my life rn
I hope things are better for you now
Sending you love and light 💗
You got this and I hope life is better
After the butterfly video I became immune to laughing. I then proceeded to win 3 you laugh you lose challenges. My heart has a void in it now. I am immune to the funny but at what price.
Jack: "I'm not laughing at that, that's racist"
Also Jack: *laughs at onio*
Blazing Blasian, no her latest video only has one comment and it isn’t even Jack’s.
@UCe5TxEspLYdWmKjkOpIpqXw he obviously didnt even comment on it. Just report these dudes as spam they are just trying to get people to go to their video
@@C0zyFr0g20 yeah I just looked lmao what a cry for attention that was
mason zeo agreed
Blazing Blasian yeah pretty much
I will always remember the time I walked in late to health class and they were watching the human birthing video. My teacher felt so bad bc I literally got sick and had a panic attack. I will NEVER have a child, IDGAF.
To make it worse, I go home and talk to my mom about it and she tells me the shoulders are the worst part (I will not scar yall with details) and I had another panic attack at dinner.
Sean:"You don't grind up a cow to get milk!"
Me adding the chocolate syrup into the blood and guts in my cup:come again.
The dad laughing: that's why I became an electrition.
@@fayescurrah 3:10
Bruh is no one talking about this spelling
Electrician
Electrician*
@@bruhjenkins6482 ikr
*knock at the door* Grammar Police! OPEN UP! STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!
Jack: "I've never laughed not once, not even twice"
Me: "but a million times"
I thought CZcamsrs were kind 😭😭 but jack just dropped a very hurtful comment on my latest vide0 😭😭😭
I laughed harder at Jack calling his fridge a "cold cabinet" than any of the clips.😂
14:08 I genuinely have this fridge -- I--
Jack: Doesn’t smack the white board
Fans: *Impossible*
Do we have anything next to your new home I don't know how not to laugh if you have Pokemon go homie on it
My username is Lego 12
Christopher Ward cut my dad playing m the camera is positioned in to my work is so much fun to do do it haha was a great game and I wanna play was it was fun to get it back to play with my dad I play minecraft I wanna was the day we play the Xbox
He shouts laugh on funniest home videos, a different series. This is try not to laugh.
Is it still still heal this is a real alien
Jack when he laughs: c'mon, I'm better than this!
Jack when he doesn't laugh: c'mon guys, you're better than this
YES
glad i found this video...been through quite a lot lately and this lifted my spirits, thanks you Sean
Ah yes, Sean trying to pretend like he isn't laughing when he clearly is... as you do...
“Die, no more ducks”
-massive buff dude giggling in a bathtub of Orbees
just gos to prove that we are all little kids on the inside! lol
It was adorable!!!
I can't read his tik tok so what is it
@@GrimTheRussian Ironsanctuary
Massive buff dude = Iron Sanctuary
Nobody:
Sean: Flexes his built in fridge
"I'm gonna buy I fridge, put it in my corner, and that'll be my fridge" See how easy fridges are, and how they dont require earth quakes and mud.
4:10 My friend in school LITERALLY acts like this all the time SHES SO DRAMATIC SO SHE MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH SO HARD EVERY DAY
wouldnt be the same without her lmao
5:10
Jack- "Oh no, he too C H O N K"
Hey Vro Fren 🖤💛
Vat is your favorite fob song?
@@username-jo8kf way to many to tell 🤣
@@tetehenkes accurate reply. If you single out a couple and doesn't say either a whole album or their entire discography you're awfully new.
Cat be dummy thic!
“ Am I Old? Is that it? ”
*literally mentioned that he's a 12-year old in the inside*
"ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"
that is old enough..... 😏
He is physically older. Stop trying to make a point.
It's official, Jack's a pulp gulper
i think we've figured out his sense of humour guys:
-ragdoll physics
-animals
-kids falling over
- o n i o n
Sean not smacking the whiteboard:
All of his fans: Depression is coming
This is why the next video needs to be Meme Time
The only cure for sadness :(
Confession: depression, from no White Board Compression
Quick sean release another memetime
Wrong show
“I’ll just buy a new fridge and put it in the corner, and that’ll just be my fridge. And the other one will just be a COLD CABINET.”
Yep, he indeed did say that
@@TheRandomTubeTV yes he did say that
That is indeed something he said in the video
Yep this is indeed a quote from the video.
That is indeed a quote from the video.
Jack: "Pulp in orange juice is SO much better."
Me and my autism: _HOOOOWWWWWW?!_
Yes this!
4:18 bro just earned 5000 experience points and the achievement scared.
Fans: “So did our videos make you do a funny? What’d you think?”
Jack as McD woman: “Garbage”
It’s garbage cuz he didn’t see mcsee
The big bearded guy in the bath tub full of orbeez is who I aspire to be
iron Sanctuary? i aspire to find a hot wife that puts up with that level of bullshit like he has.
That’s someone who I want to be with
Whoever the does the 69th like please tell me
same
Sean:*hits the desk*
Siri:OK
Y’know, I first watched this video BEFORE my daughter was born and watching it now…. Homie’s reaction is accurate.
3:13
Owner: “How’d you get under there”
Cat: “SHUT UP LET ME SLEEP”
Owner: “Oh sorry good night”
Lol. Im super close to 100 subs anyone mind helping?
Nate The Random Gamer mo
1320 subs before Tomorrow fuck off you keep spamming on comments
Jack:"have the youth always been this annoying?"
Me: Yes, yes we have but even I don't understand half or more of most of the trends
same tho
Cringy Goat Ooo, quirky 😳.
Same, since i was 9 yo
thats because there are billions of people setting those trends and only one you to learn of them
Yo, after working in coffee shops for 7 years I can guarantee if my 28 y.o. petty ass still worked in one I'd pull that shit too. Not saying it wouldn't be annoying but hey w.e. gets a hoe through a shift, ya know?
10:42 i am going to hell for laughing at this.... god dammit-
Siri: "ok"
Jack: "Shut up Siri, you're not a part of this!"
"Do the teachers even know why that's funny?"
. . . probably.
6:44 is amazing
The real question is, how did so many students know?
@@shrimps4163 it's high school lol
@@lunar6808 true tho-
The auto generated subtitles: the onion.
The actual audio: the Onyo.
Jack: I have never laughed!
him internally: I said, you know, like a liar
But it wasn't important. It wasnt like I had a job interview in the morning.
How can we believe you Jack !!??!!!
the fact that jacksepticeye’s glasses he put on has no glass💀
did you know Isaac newton laughed 2 times in his entire life
this proves that a youtube résumé should have:
- never laughs
- never gets scared
The "pulp gulper" thing made me laugh a lot more than it should have
The that made me laugh was the 9:29 one because my cat did that but he bite at random spot in front of him while stuck licking somehow...nickname "Gator"
the guy in that video is my language arts teachers son
Literally the only funny thing I've ever seen on TikTok.
It felt like pulp fiction
How does it feel to be gross you pulp gulper
I just can't believe that Jack said he's stone-faced LOL
Jack: “What if I told you I’ve never laughed”
Me: “Well then you’d be lying”
@1320 subs before Tomorrow Here's a fun fact: No one caressss
@1320 subs before Tomorrow How about...
*_FUCKIN' NO?!_*
Lets all report spammers
@@Bennieboy918 Why isn't everybody already doing that
"animals are a soft spot. animals, KIDS GETTING HIT."
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
yes.
I realized every time he put's his glasses on, the camera stays focused. LOL
"Orange juice with pulp is so much better"
You're officially off my friends list
"Is this what it feels like to read text messages when ur half asleep"
I ugly cried laughing
They best kind of laugh cry
K-klance ?
@Curious Queen
Yes... u know what it is?
@@klanceklancerevolution3339 👁💧👄💧👁 I just finished a 50k+ fanfic about them
@Curious Queen
Dont be shy, send the link 👀
Lol
Jack: *Slams fists on table as hilarity ensues*
Siri: *”O K”*
I’m the one who when they laugh will either ugly wheeze or start crying and slam the table and have everyone stare at you and then laugh even more
Sean: I have never laughed
In his Kerbal Space Program series: *crashes a ship, laughs a lot*
Jack: *Saying hes never laughed EVER*
Robin: “Welp, can’t have that”
553 likes and not even a single comment?, just mine rn
Dakan X
572 likes and only two comment?, just mine rn
There are lots of fun ways to mess with telemarketers
My personal favorites:
"Karen's Adoption center, you make'em, we take'em."
"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
"Jim's Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it."
and last but not least
"Ron's Crack House, we import it, you snort it."
i just say yes with a straight face and hang up when they are mid sentence
Captain Spooptastic one of my friends always says “This is ______ pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce” (he changes the name of the place so I don’t really know which one to put)
"Planned Parenthood, your loss is our sauce"
You don't snort crack, js.
@@tallulahmars2577 it's mostly smoked but you still can snort is lol
"mohfvckas drinkin' *fruit dandruff."*
That was waaaaay funnier than it had any right to be.
Stop the little voice at 1:05 made me laugh so hard 💀
Jack when 29: I’m down with the kids I get the trends
Jack when 30: I’m too old i don’t get the joke cos I’m OLD
"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T"
Me: This onion won't make me cry...
Onion: *oÑIõn*
Me: *laughs *
Oñiön: *you weren't supposed to do that*
Why did I read 'onision' 😐
Swearing and yelling makes everything funny! Imagine any Disney movie and then add yelling and swearing and I guarantee that it will be 10 time funnier.
I need to remember that “phone under the pot lid” trick. 😂 Another way I get rid of telemarketers is I walk into the bathroom and make a lot of fart noises. They never call back after that
Random fact:
“Albert Einstein” is an anagram for “ten elite brains”.
Cool cool cool
Oh shi-
I'm not saying this in public the reason I'm not saying that they're Douglas fat is I really don't know how not to laugh
Well jokes on you for i dont know what a anagram is
Makes sense lol
Onion: **makes you cry**
Onio: **makes you laugh**
an onion wont make you cry if you make it cry first
good one!
The baby parrot with the HL2 ragdoll sounds made me hold in my laughter so hard that air went out the corners of my eyes.
1:31 As someone named Sean I feel attacked. One time this lady at an airport refused to help me because my name was spelt "Sean" and I said "at least I'm not obese" she almost stood up and said "no I'm not gonna stand for that" lmao
“It’s like when you piss yourself, a little dribble out and not letting out all the banks.”
Out of all the things to compare it to-
Sad thing is I've done this while playing a horror game once
@@submercible0314 LMAO
Omg you have Tanaka as your profile picture
@@scarlet_here07 y e s
@@moocake057 niceeeee
“Milk isn’t made with bits”
*Chunky milk is*
*Y E S*
C h u n k a y
Chunky milk is a sin
Chunky-styled-milk
“Now that’s hot”
chunky cow water
Swearing and yelling isn’t funny normally but when a happy go luck man with an irish acent yells and swears it’s funny as balls
Seam had a ADHD moment near the end when he got sidetracked and started watching other videos hahahah
Jack’s not laughing. Someone’s cutting *O N I O’ S*
Önyö
Öñyö
After 2 months you finally got 69 likes
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ÖwÖ
A Jack who has never laughed is not an anomaly,
A Jack who has never screamed is.
This is correct and is backed up by science.
IS WHAT DAMMIT. IM AN IDIOT AND CANT READ TOO WELL.
Jack is the guy
READ MY NAME BTW
@@bighead7595 A JACK WHO HAD NEVER SCREAMED IS AN ANOMALY, AN IRREGULARITY ON EARTH THAT CAN TIP THE EQUILIBRIUM OF REALITY INTO UTTER CHAOS.
@@avitch-san *ANGRY 05 COUNCIL NOISES* *ANGRY* MUCH ANGER IS ANGRY [VERY MUCH ANGER]
Yelling and swearing definitely make everything funnier. It's science.
I credit this video right here with teaching me how to handle spam callers.
Sean:”I have never laughed before”.
Me: “Sorry i’m allergic to bullshit”
@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop advertising
Jack: I have never laughed
Me: *Watched yesterday’s video*
The fact that the onion video was better than all the tiktoks tells me something
@1320 subs before Tomorrow
STOP
just don't
I didn't laugh at the video, but your comment caught me off guard. I've seen it before, but I wasn't expecting it.
The grown ass man playing with orbeezs in the tub broke me... “everyone is a kid at heart” Jack (I think)
Trap The Photographer he has other videos of him doing clothes hack from minute crafts
Trap The Photographer Iron Sanctuary is so funny!
Stone Brewing makes citrus IPA's in a way that basically have pulp. Absolutely delicious
Just gotta say, P**nhub intro is unnecessary incredibly iconic and hits just as hard as the videos
Yeah he hasn’t laughed once or twice he’s laughed one thousand times
Know what’s crazy, is that I’m pretty sure he has more then 1000 videos, and he’s definitely laughed more then once in all of them. He probably has laughed tens of thousands of times, just in CZcams videos alone.
he is always laughing
True
Bad joke
@@happywheels1544 like your life?
“SHUT UP SIRI! YOUR NOT A PART OF THIS!“
*sad Alexa noises*
the voice crack he had as well
I’m sorry did you just call Siri, Alexa
No i meant Alexa was not there
right when i read this jack said it and it made be die laughing
I just saw that part when I was reading this
I had a woman in my headphones yelling LOW BATTERY, PLEASE CHARGE this whole bloody video, and the things just decided to ascend to the afterlife just as the funny videos started coming.
CoryXKenshin: *Doesnt laugh for 2/3 of the video while promising he won't but still does* 💪
Jacksepticeye: *DoEsNt LaUgH fOr 3 TiKtOkS oF tHe ViDeO sAyInG hE iS INCAPABLE oF lAuGhTeR bUt STILL lAuGhS* 💀
Jack doesn't laugh, he's just a paid actor.
Yeah he doesn't even get scared 😂
he is a paide actor
1350 subs before Tomorrow we’ll at least they made an effort so give them some credit
Jack doesnt
@1320 subs before Tomorrow What?