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  • @jddebr
    @jddebr Před 3 lety +23

    When I was little my cousin and I used to play River City Ransom all day long. I also got into the Super Dodgeball and World Cup titles - I knew the sprites and gameplay felt similar but was too young to realize it was all done by the same studio. Such awesome games - great music, controls were good for their time, and the humor and gameplay were top notch. I had no idea the Kunio franchise was as big as it is until now, thanks for the great video!

  • @InkiCrow
    @InkiCrow Před 4 lety +215

    Did anyone get a flash of nostalgia when you heard Abobo's name, and immediately remembered that tribute parody game starring him? "Abobo's Big Adventure" I think it was called.

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +8

      Abobo in this and Underground certainly remind of that! :)

    • @diegoguerra7603
      @diegoguerra7603 Před 4 lety +7

      Such a great web game

    • @TheClassicnathan
      @TheClassicnathan Před 4 lety +2

      Inki Crow I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT RECONIZED HIM FROM THAT GAME!! THE SECOND I SAW HIS FACE I REMEMBERED THAT GAME XD

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable Před 4 lety

      he was a warrior of booty

    • @thenerddirector
      @thenerddirector Před 3 lety

      It reminded me of the original double dragon

  • @diegoguerra7603
    @diegoguerra7603 Před 4 lety +48

    i fell in love with the game, it just feel so great to play a beat em up game in 2019 with the feel of the old games but with new mechanics

  • @Shishizurui
    @Shishizurui Před 4 lety +88

    Hardest part of this game without a doubt is playing 2 player , with the Security Guard's house getting the key to the mall.

    • @matoinoir1780
      @matoinoir1780 Před 4 lety +4

      Shishizurui
      I Can Agree
      Playing it Myself I Got the Keys on my First Try, I Played that Part with a Few Friends and we Had to Restart so Many Times

    • @Bee-bx7hb
      @Bee-bx7hb Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, I have no friends so I usually play with my dad, but my dad has no idea how to play video games so that took almost forever

    • @Viviantoga
      @Viviantoga Před 4 lety +1

      Chug a soda and skip the whole thing in one jump.

    • @greenseagull9611
      @greenseagull9611 Před 4 lety

      I played with my brother. He kinda sat at the kitchen side while I grabbed the keys from the couch.
      We had to restart once because he didn't know he had to sneak around.

  • @Thenewkrookkud
    @Thenewkrookkud Před 4 lety +27

    Didn’t know this one interesting game I saw had such a lavish history. I’m impressed. Thank you for the video.

  • @FanZ2626
    @FanZ2626 Před 4 lety +22

    Wow; there's a lot of interesting, obscure information gathered together here. Thanks a lot for sharing this with the internet!

  • @Vulpentine
    @Vulpentine Před 4 lety +55

    The game is awesome with Arin and Dan from game grumps voicing the Lee brothers from double dragon and Jackcepticeye voicing Godai among other really cool VA

    • @chitoisbestgirl6789
      @chitoisbestgirl6789 Před 4 lety +3

      Any more River City characters that were voiced by CZcamsrs?

    • @tael64
      @tael64 Před 4 lety +1

      I knew Godai sounded familiar. Also, Arin pops up drawing on a tablet at one point, too.

    • @TalkSickMass
      @TalkSickMass Před 4 lety +2

      @@chitoisbestgirl6789 One of the shopkeepers has ProZD for a few lines.

  • @typhoon_abm5691
    @typhoon_abm5691 Před 4 lety +143

    *One of Kyoko's movesets is a Jojo Reference*

    • @pixeltune
      @pixeltune Před 4 lety +2

      Which one? :o

    • @typhoon_abm5691
      @typhoon_abm5691 Před 4 lety +22

      @@pixeltune I forgot the name of the move, but it's her barrage kick like Chun-Li's, she has a voice line where she goes, "Ora Ora Oraa!!!"

    • @argadiamon5693
      @argadiamon5693 Před 4 lety +4

      Press B

    • @BrothaKyo
      @BrothaKyo Před 4 lety +14

      Incidentally, Kyoko's voice actress is a known JoJo fan, so it may have been done on purpose.

    • @TheLuconic
      @TheLuconic Před 3 lety +2

      ​ In other words, Kyoko is wifu for life..... Dibs. I'll even fight her boyfriend.... along with more than a city's worth of reinforcements.

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. Před 4 lety +15

    Thanks for giving us this awesome history lesson on the franchise! Aside from my older cousin from Japan and G4's Icons, ive never heard ANYONE talk about this series!

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      Thanks for watching! :) glad to share the info.

  • @NeverlandSystemZor
    @NeverlandSystemZor Před rokem +2

    I played River City Ransom for HUNDREDS of hours with my brother. This game is such a gem and a great nod to the original game. Love it.

  • @Schneb1995
    @Schneb1995 Před 4 lety +112

    Now that I think about it, Kunio for Smash! X)

    • @jaxxh6529
      @jaxxh6529 Před 4 lety +4

      thats...... f*cking awesome! yeaaaaaaaah! kunio for smash as a season 2 character hahaha

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +6

      Agreed!

    • @lancelovecraft5913
      @lancelovecraft5913 Před 4 lety +2

      I've been saying this since brawl

    • @Schneb1995
      @Schneb1995 Před 4 lety

      I did not expect this comment to get so much traction. O_O

    • @3nkidu465
      @3nkidu465 Před 4 lety +2

      Kunio will be called "The renegade" just like The "heroe" , and will have skins por Kunio, Riki,Alex and Ryan XD

  • @hellleon
    @hellleon Před 4 lety +85

    I love this game so much. Kyoko is top waifu.

    • @jjbb84x
      @jjbb84x Před 4 lety +6

      No joke-o!

    • @CoconutChriss
      @CoconutChriss Před 4 lety +1

      I agree. Such a wonderful game.

    • @greenseagull9611
      @greenseagull9611 Před 4 lety +2

      That's a weird way to spell Misako

    • @An-ni3lf
      @An-ni3lf Před 3 lety +1

      That’s because it says kyoko 🙄🤚🏽‼️‼️ Because kyoko is waifu

    • @trapperboy1915
      @trapperboy1915 Před 3 lety

      Is it short though?

  • @IkariLoona
    @IkariLoona Před 4 lety +4

    Nice to see you're back to these deep cut reference videos, great work.
    As a very minor issue, I only recognized Burnov from the NeoGeo Double Dragon 1/-on-1 fighting game, where he looked more HokutonoKen-ish, so it's neat to see that there's more history to him.

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks for watching and thanks for the comment! :) His Neo Geo design was pretty epic. You're right that it looked straight out of Hokuto.

  • @SethGaramonde
    @SethGaramonde Před 4 lety +1

    This video made me discover your channel. I have suscribed inmediately. Thanks for this video.

  • @pattyjaime
    @pattyjaime Před 4 lety +11

    I loved it! so much I didn't know about this game. Thank you!

  • @iandakariann
    @iandakariann Před 4 lety +5

    Omg I didn't now how much this series affected my life. Not only do I love river city ransom and super dodgeball (which i didn't know was in the same universe) but was big on renegade and double dragon.
    I so need to get into underground and this game.

  • @lancelovecraft5913
    @lancelovecraft5913 Před 4 lety +5

    Excellent vid. I loved the info, style, editing and music selection. I have only ever played RCR and loved it. I don't understand why kunio-kun isn't in Smash. Currently playing RCG on Nintendo switch and am highly enjoying it. It's particularly fun with a friend

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +1

      Thank you! :) Kunio's appearance on smash would certainly be very fitting.

  • @SxSxG666
    @SxSxG666 Před 4 lety +3

    Very good overview of the franchise. I am in love with beat em ups since the first coin I fed to Double Dragon.

  • @BrothaKyo
    @BrothaKyo Před 4 lety

    This was super informative . Thank you!

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 Před 4 lety

    Holy shit, man. This is an amazing video! Subscribing for sure!

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. Před 4 lety +18

    I love this franchise( same with Double Dragon, Final Fight and Streets of Rage!) ever since the NES-Genesis-SNES Days! I definately see where Yusuke Urameshis got his cincept from and look forward to playing this!!!

  • @DarthEnderX
    @DarthEnderX Před 4 lety +1

    This was a great video.
    I'm gonna link it in the Kunio support thread on Smash Boards so people can use it to get a breakdown of the franchise!

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks! :) Kunio in Smash would be a perfect fit!

  • @MississippiMike
    @MississippiMike Před 4 lety +3

    Playing this on the Switch through an HDMI scanline generator and wow, it looks legit on the thick scanline setting, they fit the pixels perfectly. Bought the physical copy to play with my wife and we're having a heck of a good time with this one.

  • @herokibs
    @herokibs Před 4 lety +2

    thank you so much for making this

  • @fiveways
    @fiveways Před 11 měsíci

    That dummy shot from the TV series is perfection.

  • @Liatris
    @Liatris Před 4 lety +2

    Kakutou Densetsu and Goal3 were the real shit back in old NES years. I couldn't just get enough of the Tiger Brothers bosses and i fought over and over and over. Thanks for explaining the universe of Nekketsu to us, i really appreciate it.

  • @florian9026
    @florian9026 Před 4 lety +1

    Thanks for sharing your knowledge ! This was very interesting !

    • @jaxxh6529
      @jaxxh6529 Před 4 lety +1

      there was also a game for the game boy, nekketsu kouha kunio kun bangai rantou hen, that was released in the west as double dragon II for the game boy

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      Thanks for watching! :)

  • @carterh914
    @carterh914 Před 4 lety +23

    I do like that the Lee Brothers are in there Double Dragon Neon design also made by wayforward.

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +4

      It's a really good look for them, glad to see it reused in River City Girls :)

    • @carterh914
      @carterh914 Před 4 lety +3

      @@gamingcapsules I hope they get to do a sequel where the lee Brothers are playable characters.

    • @stargazer378
      @stargazer378 Před 4 lety

      @@carterh914
      That be pretty cool.

    • @Kos4Evr
      @Kos4Evr Před 4 lety

      @@carterh914 well. We had Billy and Jimmy fighting along side the battle toads, so why not? This actually makes more sense.

  • @truearea53
    @truearea53 Před 4 lety +3

    It’s a definitely a must play

  • @VVEmil
    @VVEmil Před 4 lety +8

    I remember when I played the Arcade Kunio Dodgeball game.

  • @Kos4Evr
    @Kos4Evr Před 4 lety +3

    I have been a fan of this series and never even knew. Renegade was a good game. Double dragon 2 was great. I remember crash and the boys street challenge. It was a lot of fun. I've seen the doubleball games but never played them. And of course river city rampage is one of my favorite NES games ever. So it makes me very happy to know that this series lives on. I will get river city girls when I can afford to. We need a kunio kun compilation to come out with updated ports of all the games with the option to play them in classic mode.

    • @kuniokun9117
      @kuniokun9117 Před 4 lety +1

      Funny enough, that already exists as Kunio-Kun: The World Classics. Any ROMs that haven't come overseas though are left untranslated, but menus and any English games are still left in English, with some games actually getting an overhaul like bug fixes, less lag, etc. It's in Asia only though, but you still probably buy it off of import sites for Switch, Xbox One, and PS4.

    • @Kos4Evr
      @Kos4Evr Před 4 lety

      @@kuniokun9117 yeah but we need them remastered in their original forms and then translated into English. I want to see the games without the changes to localization and then translated into English.

  • @quelwinmorillo9176
    @quelwinmorillo9176 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm here form the old river city games which I absolutely love

  • @lunalalua1593
    @lunalalua1593 Před 2 lety +1

    I bought this game online and it made me more interested in the Kunio-kun franchise!

  • @DeviantManRules
    @DeviantManRules Před 4 lety

    Cool,
    I grew up playing RENEGADE & SUPER DODGEBALL at local arcades in Hawaii.
    A great video game legacy!!

  • @MechaG
    @MechaG Před 4 lety +31

    You forgot to mention that the final boss is the daughter of Sabu.

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks! I have that information in my latest Kunio 101 series video :) this one was posted before the game came out, and the info about Sabuko was not yet publicly available.

  • @vergilspardovich5266
    @vergilspardovich5266 Před 2 lety +1

    "Lets move it Kyoko,no joke-o"

  • @gfy69
    @gfy69 Před 4 lety +1

    Man, I'm ready for a Technos Anniversary Collection. Let's go😯

  • @truemperahzentertainment6133

    I like it so I tried it at home working on the Sequel.

  • @SirMac27
    @SirMac27 Před 3 lety +1

    When I saw this game on the Xbox Marketplace this morning and read the first lines tying it to River City Ransom I simply said "SOLD!" and downloaded it to my console. MAN, this game is fun!

  • @yossarian1633
    @yossarian1633 Před 4 lety

    Interesting bit of history. I remember double dragon from arcades and River City Ransom from the original nes.

  • @VermilionGirlArt
    @VermilionGirlArt Před 4 lety +2

    I LOVE THIS GAME!

  • @Dystnine
    @Dystnine Před 4 lety +1

    The Dodgeball game on the Famicom was one of my personal favourites.

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable Před 4 lety

      ikr and the special attacks you could use depending on what character had the ball

  • @IlokanoWarrior
    @IlokanoWarrior Před 3 lety

    Billy and Jimmy Lee run a Dojo, that's awesome!

  • @ArchPJ
    @ArchPJ Před 4 lety

    Good job. Thank you.

  • @infinitybeatemup
    @infinitybeatemup Před 4 lety +2

    Excelent!

  • @caiocesar6867
    @caiocesar6867 Před rokem

    Congrats for your video man! A true story lasson! I'm a big fan of the series! Sorry to ask you this but what's the music that plays at 13:31 ? Thanks for your time!

  • @juliusavila2671
    @juliusavila2671 Před 4 lety +1

    very nice video bro

  • @reaperprince0
    @reaperprince0 Před 4 lety +2

    If they did this, they could make a new Double Dragon game in this style, in my opinion, it would look awesome

  • @carlospalacios1422
    @carlospalacios1422 Před 4 lety +1

    River City Ramson...what nostalgia from my childhood...

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi Před 4 lety +2

    Oh, wow, they got Kunio's RCG look from the live-action.

    • @crysinorblue
      @crysinorblue Před 4 lety

      Where do you find the RCG Live Action Video? Where's the link at?

  • @user-ti3vu4gh6p
    @user-ti3vu4gh6p Před 4 lety +5

    Thought I know almost all characters about Nekketsu series, I didn't notice of Kaori and Yoko. Of course I know the manager girl in hockey series and Women's hockey team, and to me it was the most joyful Nekketsu game in my childhood.
    Though I didn't notice them. But well... They changed a lot in River City Girls, right?

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +1

      There were indeed a lot of changes, as River City Girls is kind of its own rebooted universe. :) I have a newer video listing many more references/characters.

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 Před měsícem

    Renegade.......my first NES rental ❤

  • @strangereligion4373
    @strangereligion4373 Před 4 lety

    You need way more subs wtf

  • @jaxxh6529
    @jaxxh6529 Před 4 lety +1

    There is also river city: tokyo rumble that is on the 3ds and i have that game and river city girls already pre-orderd it, the cardridge version for the nintendo switch it will be awesome.. crash and the boys street challenge was also for the game boy only in japan never played river city ransom remake or showdown on the 3ds or underground

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      Looking forward for the physical release as well :)

  • @kcsnipes
    @kcsnipes Před 4 lety +1

    Game was fun short and pricey but fun !

  • @coolchrisable
    @coolchrisable Před 4 lety

    i loved super dodgeball i didnt even know it was part of the sub faction of this game

  • @devpac7861
    @devpac7861 Před 4 lety

    The Old nes ver. taught me to grind

  • @frankiegrimaldo9933
    @frankiegrimaldo9933 Před 2 lety +1

    I've already beat River City girls and already unlocked kunio and Ricky

  • @crysinorblue
    @crysinorblue Před 4 lety

    Anyone, where do you find the RCG Live Action Video? Where's the link at? No RAW, I need subtitles!!! LOL

  • @AngryAnimeFan2
    @AngryAnimeFan2 Před 4 lety

    Well the game is released, and even further analysis is neeesed now to asks were it will go

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead Před 4 lety +3

    What did you think of the ending twist to River City Girls?

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +1

      "Whaaaaat" is pretty much what I said out loud when I reached the ending the first time. XD I'll be uploading a video soon, concerning the ending/what it could mean for the series, but the opinion for it is indeed very split among everyone I asked.

  • @DarkD33p
    @DarkD33p Před 4 lety +2

    07:75 is this a remade version of Nintendo Worldcup? It looks different.

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      It's footage from the CD version on PC Engine, which adds voices and cutscenez. The Japanese version in general had more story/content than the localized Nintendo World Cup.

  • @spenthewin1
    @spenthewin1 Před 3 lety

    The tiger masked guys make me thing of king from tekken I love fighting them

  • @happilyisolated
    @happilyisolated Před 4 lety +3

    Wish the mechanics were better, but the game is still pretty fun for the most part.

    • @TalkSickMass
      @TalkSickMass Před 4 lety

      It felt like DD Neon's movement and questionable hitboxes. I thought game co-director Bannon Rudis, who helmed RCR Underground, would've brought something to the table.

  • @MrThejuanoxize
    @MrThejuanoxize Před 4 lety

    I remenber play some of the kunios game when i was kid but never know this games name, i played in japanese because i have it in a polystation :p

  • @okhasanchez5267
    @okhasanchez5267 Před 4 lety +1

    1:25 Renegade - Nekketsu Kōha Kunio-kun Live Action TV Series

  • @trashboi_yosuke3320
    @trashboi_yosuke3320 Před 4 lety +2

    Wayforward needs to do a remaster

  • @Shoe3003
    @Shoe3003 Před 4 lety

    did any of the staff from this game work on Rival Schools United by Fate?

  • @marioparty17
    @marioparty17 Před 4 lety +3

    Good watch

  • @briankenney9528
    @briankenney9528 Před 4 lety

    I have a copy of the japanese soccer game for game boy. Played the shit out of it

  • @luiscortazar6291
    @luiscortazar6291 Před 4 lety +2

    Misako best girl

  • @taufanadikurniawan7170

    Yamcha, Raditz anda Hiroshi... Nuff said 😁

  • @justsomeaveragekoala1900
    @justsomeaveragekoala1900 Před 4 lety +2

    Deepest lore

  • @farifairis7388
    @farifairis7388 Před 3 lety

    oh my.. I only know RCR and the Football game..

  • @dezinfectant
    @dezinfectant Před 4 lety

    dont forget the neo geo dodgeball with super huge sprites

  • @SpecialAgentJP
    @SpecialAgentJP Před 3 lety

    how do you change characters in single player?

  • @GennyGen
    @GennyGen Před 4 lety +2

    Does Miyuki show up in the game? I found Kenji but not her..or is she the one with the dog that helps with the Noize quest?

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      My next video will detail all the cameos in the game :) Miyuki doesn't directly appear, but her name appears on a sign downtown. (The one helping out with the dog quest is Mihoko from a different Kunio game).

  • @miken9484
    @miken9484 Před 4 lety +1

    I want the physical copy. Where can I get a copy?

  • @carterh914
    @carterh914 Před 4 lety +1

    I hope the game does good.

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      Same! It's a lot of fun so far, so I really hope so as well.

  • @phoenixsx1
    @phoenixsx1 Před 4 lety +3

    I love this game.... first game to replace Super Double Dragon as my favorite beat em up of all time, hopefully they'll do a part 2 and I'm looking forward to Streets of Rage 4...

    • @mcShmups
      @mcShmups Před 4 lety +2

      Oh man can't wait for streets of rage gonna be awesome

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      Really looking forward to Streets of Rage 4 as well! (Also, Super Double Dragon is very awesome!)

  • @giantpootis464
    @giantpootis464 Před 4 lety +3

    People asked for Katana zero 2 and they get River city girl not that i complain or anything just try to point it out

  • @arcadeperfectreviews2653
    @arcadeperfectreviews2653 Před 4 lety +1

    Some spoilers in here but great video

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      Thanks! All of the info concerning RCG is taken from the official website and interviews, though I can see how they could be considered spoilers.

  • @CReeseMLP_YT
    @CReeseMLP_YT Před 11 měsíci

    Fighting against Misuzu is a Nightmare!!!

  • @Dirty_Dan02
    @Dirty_Dan02 Před 5 měsíci

    The first boss makes me want to break my switch in half. Impossible about to delete it

  • @carrothead6162
    @carrothead6162 Před 3 lety

    Who’s watching this even if they played it

  • @leonardodelimaferreira8509

    Is friends of ringo ishikawa part of the river city universe or just inspired?

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety +1

      It's not part of the Kunio series, but it does take some inspiration from it :) (I believe it was even using Kunio characters early on in development, before it started to take shape)

    • @leonardodelimaferreira8509
      @leonardodelimaferreira8509 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gamingcapsules you have a video about fori? or you plan to do one?

  • @pikapi2738
    @pikapi2738 Před 4 lety +3

    wheres the love for rcr underground

  • @TokenCast
    @TokenCast Před 2 lety +1

    Is there a kunio kun movie?

  • @dieseldust27
    @dieseldust27 Před 4 lety

    Not a fan of the art style cos the sprites are too big. But I'm glad they're making this sequel

  • @onarainyday
    @onarainyday Před 4 lety

    What a number your subs has gotten to

  • @okhasanchez5267
    @okhasanchez5267 Před 4 lety

    @gamingcapsules
    Only a REAL FAN of KUNIO could understand the storyline of Kunio-kun game series!!!!

  • @snowfcukinwhite
    @snowfcukinwhite Před 4 lety +2

    Pertamax gan

  • @bigmeatball7940
    @bigmeatball7940 Před 4 lety

    Simplified Version: Game is phenomenal, very nostalgic 10/10

  • @peposo7
    @peposo7 Před 4 lety +1

    Is this game also coming to PC?

  • @mksisters1896
    @mksisters1896 Před 4 lety +1

    Sorry, how do you spell that? 7:33

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      Shin Nekketsu Kouha: Kunio tachi no banka (新・熱血硬派くにおたちの挽歌) :)

  • @supadupa8088
    @supadupa8088 Před 4 lety +2

    Okay so what I can process is that this game has not only returning River city ransom characters returning. BUT DOUBLE FUCKING DRAGON?! Hell yeah!

    • @gamingcapsules
      @gamingcapsules Před 4 lety

      There is SO much Double Dragon presence and influences all over the game. I have another video uploaded that spoils most of it, though it's worth experiencing it :) Pure joy.

    • @supadupa8088
      @supadupa8088 Před 4 lety

      gamingcapsules Holy crap I didn’t think you would actually reply! And thanks. Good to hear that Double dragon is still living and breathing in this game.

  • @andrewanderson3456
    @andrewanderson3456 Před 3 lety

    Lets talk about how jacksepticeye is a voice actor in this game

  • @samthesnowman666
    @samthesnowman666 Před 2 lety

    L
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  • @dragaoboladogames8166
    @dragaoboladogames8166 Před 4 lety +1

    What's the name of the tv drama ? Please..

  • @justletmechangemynamegodda5156

    Misuzu acts as River City's version of Abobo (who is currently single) and Hiroshi tried to protect Mihoko once? Oh no! I'm starting to ship! Somebody! help me!