Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2023 VOL. 6
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- čas přidán 28. 03. 2023
- 30 numpty calls + selected commentaries from March 2023. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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Intro: Amyl & the Sniffers - Some Mutts (Can't Be Muzzled)
Cartoon: Ben Jennings
Please dont stop doing these! They make cooking dinners so much fun! 👍
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I miss "Brian from Stockton on tees" more than l miss my ex wife 😂😂
We all cant begin to thank you for these uploads, our days improve vastly when there’s a new batch of pillocks to laugh at
Yep it makes my day and makes me realise that l do have a slightly higher IQ than these whazzers!
My god literally every single Brexit caller is the same!
"I don't think Brexit has been too bad"
Yes it has!
"But what about the pandemic and the war in Ukraine?"
All other countries have been impacted by those same things, so why are we doing so badly?
"It's the EU trying to punish us for leaving them!"
No, we just massively shot ourselves in the foot by deciding to leave them.
"Well the main thing is at least we've taken back control of our sovereign nation!"
We always were a sovereign nation in the EU, nothing has changed in that regard since we left.
"Well at least we don't have to listen to unelected bureaucrats in the EU anymore!"
They were democratically elected and you could vote for your choice of MEP.
"Well despite that...I still think Brexit was a great idea for the country!"
So despite the fact that we are now worse off by every conceivable measure, you still think it was a good idea? Ok...next caller please!
100% agree with you. They just need to accept they were either fooled or wrong and then help to get a government with a conscience in place.
@@natkins109 But that's too much for them to wrap their tiny little Daily Mail corrupted brains around. Much easier to just keep denying there's anything wrong, and if they get really stuck they can always fall back on blaming Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn or just Labour in general for us being in this mess in the first place. Denial, lies and whataboutery is literally the only tactic the right wing have left at their disposal.
It's no surprise, they were happy to listen to the nonsense that got us out in the EU in the first place, and they will continue to follow the same people blindly, singing from the same hymn sheet. Some people are happy to be fooled. You cannot argue logic with emotions.
How dare you spout facts? These corrupt Tory sleaze mongers make me so furious I actually want to…best not write the next bit!
Too many fruitloops to choose from, but if I had to choose one, I might plump for Rupert........'it's an establishment stitch-up to get Boris out'😂😂😂
Everyone I know broke the rules! Speaks volumes about his circle of friends really.
Especially him outing the girlfriend that was a NURSE breaking the distancing rules and then going to patients!
Yeah well my boyfriend was the prime minister and he was having parties at work.
We must never send any murderers to prison because someone else committed murder at some time.
These people are unbelievable,many of them round my age so what on earth happened to their education,mine was brilliant ! It's clearer and clearer why Brexit was voted for ! Only just discovered this channel but a huge thank you !
Everyone of them sounds alcoholically intoxicated too. Another telling factor. Many of them sound as if their brains are pickled.
That first caller was a complete clown 🤡
And seems to feel he is intelligent with his condescending manor.
Talks absolute nonsense.
He sounds like he has got this economics business sorted! ...I imagine reading the Daily Mail headlines over and over. It certainly sounded like he got his buzzwords lined up: bureaucrats, technocrats, sovereignty..
All these numpties who think that Britain will magically recover from brexit, but that we have to wait another 20 years for it. How deluded and confused can you get?!
The first plonker sets the scene.
I didn't realise Terry Christian was such a tory twatboy.
Any video that starts with Amyl and The Sniffers is bound to be brilliant !
Every time I get bored, MJ appears. Nice one again bro. 🎉
Thanks, M.J. Just in time to maintain the average of 2 numpties compilations a month.
Nick does know how to attract them, an extraordinary accomplishment.
I don't know how he copes with them all
You are absolutely outdoing yourself this year, M.J.! Thanking you as always for all the amazing work you put in! I've been so busy the past few months, and every time one of these Numpties compilations come out, my week instantly improves! Keep on Keeping On, mate!
Jesus thanks to nick and JoB we see how many Numpties walk amongst us and of course too MJ
I love these wonderful compilations
"How do we know it was a party and not a business meeting?"
So if police had turned up to my place of work and found loud music playing, people turning up with suitcases of alcohol, people having sex in a cupboard and vomit over the walls and carpets... do you think we would get away with saying "It's not a party, it's a business meeting!"
No, I didn't think so either. So why should the government who put those lockdown rules in place be given a free pass?
These apologists for Boris Johnson don't have a leg to stand on. Much like many of the legless staff members attending those 'business meetings' no doubt!
The caller at 1 hr 47 mins, Jesus, I've never heard anyone twist themselves into such a pretzel trying to defend Bojo
I wanted to comment on that caller, and saw you beat me to it. I think that caller had a few 'business meeting' (read booze parties himself) . Sounds like he used that excuse himself.
Brilliant Nick, huge respect, keep it up
hey Admin, if you create a super compliation of Jonathan from Harrow, I promise to watch it every day for the rest of my life.
That's legally binding - careful what you wish for
There are already some compilations it would seem!!
@@m.j.nicholls😂😂😂😂😂
They walk among us
I wish everyone who voted for Brexit would just apologize, just admit that they made a mistake and we can move on and have a serious conversation, to work our way out of this mess.
There are some people in this country the only way they can get along with rest Europe, is in a time of war and this is really sad.
Brexit is one of the most sadness moments in the history of this country. Walking away from one of the biggest trading blocks in the world, it almost seems crazy.
It's like walking over 20 miles from your home, just to get a bucket of water and our neighbor has a well. Because you can't get along with them, 40 miles round trip for a bucket of water. Oh you don't need them, okay 😅😂🤣 when it would take only two minutes to go next door, yep. Welcome to Brexit.
They don't have to apologise when fcking Labour are determined to deliver Brexit for Putin. Labour are as big a bunch of cnts as the Tories - worse in fact, because at least the Tories got PAID for Brexit - Labour are just screwing the rest of us rather than upset a few thick northerners
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@@Dantianblue This reminds me of the people who said they want to experience the great outdoors. Leave their homes to go and live in a tent and get flatten by a tree.
Now if you have to be emotional about it, you will feel sorry for them. But if you have to be logical about it, it's another thing.
Why would you leave your house where you're surrounded by bricks and steels, and go outside to sleep under a piece of fabric and some metal tubes.
I don't know about you, but I look at it as a sign of madness. Here goes Brexit again, after seven years we're in the position. Waiting for the tree to flatten them.
Yep, they're still experiencing the great outdoors. Don't tell them it was a stupid idea. Look at the state of environment, do you think it still a good idea?.
Sadly these people would rather the UK break up than rejoin the EU, a painful lesson that may need to be learnt
@@beewisebeestronger6224 First I would like to thank you for getting in touch, nuff respect to you.
These are the same people who are trying to convince you they're proud to be British. How can you be proud of a country when you're taking down the path of ruining.
If you have any handful in your life, I mean children. Have you ever sit back and think what the future holds for them in this country, if this nonsense continues when they get to your age.
When they start that daddy, and they start to complain. All I can is blah blah blah blah, ha ha ha ha, daddy. Can you please go to mom, but mommy said I must go to you.
I can't wait for you all to grow up and leave home, then something came to my mind. That's gonna take a while, where are they going to live. The way things are going in this country, maybe on the streets.
We as parents don't think about, because the average person in this country living from hand to mouth from day to day. Children are going without, they're closing down the food banks.
And to hear some people rejoicing because they left the European Union, it's sickening. This is the highest level of selfishness.
Let's leave right there shall we, I will use silence as my best friend, it has never betray me. Maybe if I say what's on my mind, I might create enemies.
Thanks again and stay bless, what a bloody mess.
The biggest surprise was Nick converting kg into stone and lbs, whaaat!
If I had another account, I'd subscribe again just so you keep making these.
Just starting this up, hopefully Jonathan from Harrow has some ramblings to add to the situation.
13 mins in, I'm over the moon.
He is fast becoming the (new) Brian from Stockton. Oh no! In some ways, it's cheap entertainment, so can't complain (except for the evident thickery on show).
@@emilymaitlislaptop my thoughts exactly
Jonathan from Harrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are you the wokey cokey neighbour who keeps banging on his wall!? 🤔😅
Maybe 😂😂😂😂😂😂
...according to my spreadsheet 😅😅😅. That is priceless!
What of this 'spreadsheet' of which you speak?
This country...😱
Hey, fellow Weegie - thanks again for the upload. xx
I was up for this video - and the very first caller said all i needed to know about the standard of education and intelligence that the rest of this video would contain....sigh....
Minimum IQ test before you get to vote, it's the only way.
17:00 that closet joke was genius 😂👍🏼
Yeah. "I'm not gay, but...." then he went on to say how much he likes looking at men's bodies 🙂
@@KeithApp he didn't say that .he said that men are becoming feminine wish is correct
@@stuartparker6838 🤔
@@Dantianblue and they are
@@stuartparker6838 🤔
Oh my, the ding-a-ling from Georgia.
The Woky-Coky guy is delicious 😅
I needed cheered up today. This is perfect.
This people actually walk amongst us.
"THAT MAKES NO SENSE"
"Yes it does"
"NO IT DOESN'T NICK, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!"
The mind boggles.
“They’re not gonna arrest him. That’s fallen apart.”
Nothing going in Georgia either, huh?
His call aged well lol.
Good work!
Amyl intro 🔥💣
‘Market forces’ 🤣
@Kyushu Brit Market forces are not "natural". Capitalism is not natural. To see market forces as a thing, to objectify them is _reification_ .
He couldn't find a good point in a pack of sharpened pencils.
I wonder what blood-alcohol readings you would get from callers? Enjoy these collections. 🕊💛💙🕊
Just always pray i never hear myself on your compilations. Lol
22:10 Speaking of Trump. "they're not going to arrest him, it's falling apart".
That aged well.😮
😍🥰🤩🤣 Thank you!!!!
Upvote just for Amyl!
US - U.K. trade deal ‘negotiations’……US here’s your trade deal take it or leave it, UK can we at least read it first, US no.
Best thing on any radio 😮
I watch these often, and evertly time Nick says "youre a member of a think tank?" To that caller, I always hear an old VooDoo Glow Skulls song "Im a member of a drunk tank" line in my head.
Women and children first. That’s the British way The caller said with Admiral confidence , info time , a ship called the Birkenhead was sinking, there was civilian passengers and military passengers on board , the military officer announced. Women and children first ,
Audrey..like speaking to my Aunt! 🤦🏼♂️🤯😂
I have nothing but admiration for some of these people who ring up and parade their stupidity. I can only guess which papers they read. They need to get to sites like this, including many others. Much cheaper than buying RW papers and listening to the BBC news eh?
I think we're just evolving at a rate way higher than what these people are equipped to adapt to. Tough break, I know, but evolution stops for no one.
I thought James O'Brien had tricky callers
Makes me want to bang my head on a wall, I don't know how he does it 😁
Its always funny how ignorant people get angry when you use facts and conprehension to prove them wrong.
Ive learned that all of conservatism is boiled down to, “well yeah i see everything i was told was incorrect, BUT have you heard of this other thing!”
Any sober callers?
I am facepalming...only 4 minutes in...
1:13:26 well funny, the Farage soundbite!
46:35 what is that guy on?! Killer Squads!
54:27 LOL!
so many of these callers sound like they're absolutely smashed
yaaas
13:15 - That’s the bloke that does Angelos Epithemu lol😅
I love ready salted crisps they’re my favorite and then after that it is cheese and onion
Team Numptee ✌️
52:19 “no bout adout it” 😅
I think Audrey’s annual reading limit must be two pages. That or that number was a personal best for her.
Cheers dude, always looking forward to your vids.
Have you stopped doing the James O'Brien show?
No time to upload individual episodes of JOB, but I'm collecting the cretins for some whopper end of the year compilations
@@m.j.nicholls Nice. Completely understandable, keep up the good work!
@@m.j.nicholls Aw man, I really miss your JOB videos, but I totally understand that you don't owe anyone your time. Can't wait to hear the supercompilation!
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Just depressing .... slash the spending on military and put it all into education ... it is our only hope
LOOK!
I love the poorly educated
The working class are as thick as ka ka
Awww, someone’s missed his nap…go find your helper, dear. Don’t die before you make it to your bed.
Thanks very much. Don't ever call here again.
Are you Nick Abbot or MJN? And why don’t you ask for a few pounds in order for support like other sites ?I really appreciate your work.
I'm MJ, I have a tip jar here if you're inclined 😉
ko-fi.com/mjnichollsvideo
Plethera ? ( 3 amigos ) the spreadsheet gammon discovered a new word but got obliviated 🤣👌 too many faux intellectuals like this Wally!
Most if them sound drunk
You miss the point - these guys make the laws - that’s the difference! I did not break the rules at all!!! These Tories are a liar of crap.
Britain, I mean England, should not be allowed democracy.
We
Should
Do
The "Exploding Rocket To Space Trick" with all Conservatives
Where the fuck is the guy from Stockton upon tees.
Brainless brian.
Banned him bout 2 years back.
BANNED BY MR ABBOT
1hr 46m 46sec, Mark is beyond insufferable. Imagine having to live and listen to that blind arrogance. Jesus