So you were caught trafficking? No problem: I can take care of you! Need a new identity? No problem: we got your back. Just don’t tell anyone… ok👀👀 @keeganmukbangs
You legend you hooked us up with the roleplay much love bro the upload schedule is on point videos are great keep it up the works paying off your channel is booming👑💯
Why don’t you title your videos ‘giving you a new identity’ I think more people would be interested in the video if it explains what’s in the video in the title. Love the videos none the less ❤️
My mom made me eat all this green food wich I did not want but I was watching this video and when it ended I was done i killed it and i didn't even noo😂😂😂
".........BEST case scenario, I'll be managing a Cinnabon in Omaha!" ~Saul Goodman, "Granite State" in *Breaking Bad* "Address unknown, not even a trace of you. Oh, what I'd give, to see the face of you! I was a fool to stay away, from you, so long. I should've known, that there'd come the day, when you would be gone....." 🎵🎵 *Gene makes cinnamon rolls dismally*
Is it fine to ask what year were you born in? I like guessing ages.. i'm guessing you were born in 2002-2005 but i'm not sure. Ofc if you can't tell for some reason it's totaly fine!
God loves us so much he only gave his only child for us, he loved us no matter how much we sinned, he did not leave us or forsake us, he is waiting for us to return to him, he even gave us of hope to return to him, so let's not waste our time in the world, let's not live in worldly things that are only temporary, Jesus is eternal he is not lost but the things in the world will just disappear that you can't take that when you died, so my friend go back to Jesus, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, repent of all your sins, Jesus will accept you no matter how sinful you are. God is great. Amen
JESUS IS COMING SOON. ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR. GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS. FOCUS ON JESUS, LIVE FOR JESUS. IF YOU CONFESS WITH YOUR MOUTH JESUS IS LORD AND BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART THAT GOD RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD YOU WILL BE SAVED. TURN AWAY IN YOUR WICKED WAYS. GO BACK TO GOD. GOD LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. JOHN 3:16-17 FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONE AND ONLY SON THAT WHOSEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH BUT HAVE ETERNAL LIFE.FOR GOD SENT NOT HIS SON INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED. REPENT OF YOUR SINS. FAITH WITHOUT WORKS IS DEAD. THE FRUIT OF SPIRIT IS LOVE,JOY,PEACE, PATIENCE, GOODNESS, KINDNESS, FAITHFUL NESS,GENTLENESS AND SELF CONTROL
PRAY THIS PRAYER: Heavenly Father, God, thank you for all you have done and I am sorry God for all my sins, I am a sinner, God I will surrender everything to you and God I accept you as my Lord and Savior, I believe that Jesus died somewhere for our sins and God I believe you raised Jesus from the dead, God changed me and filled me with your Holy Spirit and help me to come to you and to know you more, thank God in the name of Jesus i pray.Amen
PRAY THIS PRAYER: Heavenly Father, God, thank you for all you have done and I am sorry God for all my sins, I am a sinner, God I will surrender everything to you and God I accept you as my Lord and Savior, I believe that Jesus died somewhere for our sins and God I believe you raised Jesus from the dead, God changed me and filled me with your Holy Spirit and help me to come to you and to know you more, thank God in the name of Jesus i pray.Amen
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So you were caught trafficking? No problem: I can take care of you! Need a new identity? No problem: we got your back. Just don’t tell anyone… ok👀👀
@keeganmukbangs
i guess you have been watching breaking bad
Okay
🙏👍
I was caught nuking 13 cities 🗿
"What about Tasmania? God knows why you would want to go there" As an Australian myself, I found this too funny LMAO
i’m from tasmania bro why he violating me it’s beautiful here😭😭
@@flynnjames2910 I lived there for most of my life and you’re right, it’s a beautiful place but the weather is the part I can’t stand 😅
I live in tassie in launceston
@@flynnjames2910 how many heads you got?
Same
LMAO THE MIDGET TRAFFICKING STORY BACK AT IT
LMFAO
Love your profile picture
@@strayash232 I love your to 🐸
I’m loving how fast and amazing these videos are that you’re putting out Keegan, keep up the work bro love you!
To anyone reading this: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it. Always stay safe! 💛🤗🦄!
Again 😂😂
Love the pfp my dude. Kazuma went poggers 😂
Cus im hopeful yes i am "starts playing". he didnt stay safe. hes dead
This is a robbery give me all your virtual hugs
Instantly loving this! Your soft spoken voice is just amazing 🥰
Been watching you for years & I can honestly say that you fs the best ‼️💯
1:55 “we’re gonna keep it as SHORT as possible, okay?” with a wink, that was top notch
You legend you hooked us up with the roleplay much love bro the upload schedule is on point videos are great keep it up the works paying off your channel is booming👑💯
Why don’t you title your videos ‘giving you a new identity’ I think more people would be interested in the video if it explains what’s in the video in the title. Love the videos none the less ❤️
What was it before he changed it
@@cb.tr1k825 idk
@@cb.tr1k825 “starting a new life”
He puts asmr in the title cause then it gets recommended to more people
subbed for 2 years now, i fall asleep faster than i eat
This never fails me to put me right to sleep !! 10/10
One of my favorites by you!! Thank you for posting this!! Love u:)!
i love creative role plays, great video keegan
This Is Perfect For My Late Night Here, So Relaxing & I Really Enjoying Those Sounds, LIKE IT! 👌😌✨❤️💙
this was so relaxing! 😌
I like watching all your videos on CZcams Keegan’s pod cast and asmr s keegan mukbangs I like it all I support you
by far best mouth sounds in the ASMR community
Listening to him trying to pronounce Australian towns is so funny you don’t realise how weird the names are
leave me alone my identity is perfectly fine i tell u
This was soooo relaxing for me and my hangover 😵 x
A whole video of the sound at 2:55 would be amazing
One of the OG asmr artist
And I thought I was staying under the radar.... 😅
Heyyyyyy I hope you have a great day :) thank you for uploading!!!😁
Idk how long ive been subbed but all i know is i was subbed since the McDonald's and burger king asmr time line of ur channel
I’d love more roleplays with typing ! And tapping
I can’t even sleep with how funny this is 🤣 but I’m definitely relaxing with no complaints! Dude said midget trafficking lmaoo
Bro I was watching this at 10:46 in the morning and still got tingles
Your videos give you goosebumps 😍😍😍
this channel is the so opposite of scripted, down for it 1:30 1:47
Been watching u for timeeee bro keep going x
Please do a 2nd part to this
Ur mouth sounds are 🔥🔥🔥
Did YT bring back your McDonald’s mukbang with 4mil views? I may be mistaken
EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME
My mom made me eat all this green food wich I did not want but I was watching this video and when it ended I was done i killed it and i didn't even noo😂😂😂
I am now called jimephino Saunders
Great video!!
My man the best
watching since the original eating dutch candy video years ago! still making bangers
I should be asleep
can't tell if he's using the compass to write because it makes good noises or because he couldn't find any pens and pencils
From micheal scofield to kaniel outis
What camera do u film on 👀🤔
Him: So what brings you here today?
Me: Isn’t It Obvious Why I’m Here? YOUVE HEARD ABOUT ME ALL WEEK.
Lmfao I read the title and was like huh and then I was like ohhhhhhh
we not gonna talk about how this is him changing his own identity (watch his last video the whole thing) 🧐
Can you do a asmr in Dutch like a Dutch teacher teaching you dutch
Why is he writing with a compass 😂😤
Ay Welcome to Australia mate!!
Best Nofication 🔔🔔🔔🔔
Leuk :)
Wow
Keegan: “you’re not a cop are you?”
Me: Yes I am sorry. Goodbye 😔
*takes a pic*… changes haircolor afterwards
i back the hair sheesh
nice vidd !
Lol you may as well title the video... breaking bad and you’re Saul Goodman roleplay
I agree
@@mj5404 😳
What's the odd bubbling sound at the start it's triggering me I can't relax ahahahhahaa
Okay
Here 🥇
queensland, thats in northern territory, wow
Hey Keegan sick bud bro
Expected you to give me a name appropriate for working in a particular industry which I'll avoid stating
".........BEST case scenario, I'll be managing a Cinnabon in Omaha!" ~Saul Goodman, "Granite State" in *Breaking Bad*
"Address unknown, not even a trace of you. Oh, what I'd give, to see the face of you! I was a fool to stay away, from you, so long. I should've known, that there'd come the day, when you would be gone....." 🎵🎵 *Gene makes cinnamon rolls dismally*
Damn so early
Is it fine to ask what year were you born in? I like guessing ages.. i'm guessing you were born in 2002-2005 but i'm not sure. Ofc if you can't tell for some reason it's totaly fine!
He’s just turned 19, so 2002
Okay thank you.
Heheheh
New identity 🆔?... Alright 👍❤️☺️... 🆒.
For what shall profit a man if he gain the whole world but loses His own soul
Hi
❤❤
Who’s joe?
Joe mama
1st hehe
is this a breaking bad reference?
pov: your watching this and your name is timothy
😅😅😅😁
First bro
10 sec💪💪💪❤️🔥
Cocamellon
You want von'e 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
Hey bud thought u were leaving
left hand gang say hi
1st
here 🥇
bitcoin in 1996?
might as well do a face transplant at this point.. 🤨
ilk
first
Here 🥇
L
First
Here you go 🥇
Hi I'm just a dude
How old are you?
Keegan plz remove the cigarettes' into vid when clicking on your channel. Maybe find another one of your Videos to represent your channel.
God loves us so much he only gave his only child for us, he loved us no matter how much we sinned, he did not leave us or forsake us, he is waiting for us to return to him, he even gave us of hope to return to him, so let's not waste our time in the world, let's not live in worldly things that are only temporary, Jesus is eternal he is not lost but the things in the world will just disappear that you can't take that when you died, so my friend go back to Jesus, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, repent of all your sins, Jesus will accept you no matter how sinful you are. God is great. Amen
JESUS IS COMING SOON.
ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR.
GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
FOCUS ON JESUS, LIVE FOR JESUS.
IF YOU CONFESS WITH YOUR MOUTH JESUS IS LORD AND BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART THAT GOD RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD YOU WILL BE SAVED.
TURN AWAY IN YOUR WICKED WAYS.
GO BACK TO GOD.
GOD LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY.
JOHN 3:16-17 FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONE AND ONLY SON THAT WHOSEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH BUT HAVE ETERNAL LIFE.FOR GOD SENT NOT HIS SON INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED.
REPENT OF YOUR SINS.
FAITH WITHOUT WORKS IS DEAD.
THE FRUIT OF SPIRIT IS LOVE,JOY,PEACE, PATIENCE, GOODNESS, KINDNESS, FAITHFUL NESS,GENTLENESS AND SELF CONTROL
PRAY THIS PRAYER: Heavenly Father, God, thank you for all you have done and I am sorry God for all my sins, I am a sinner, God I will surrender everything to you and God I accept you as my Lord and Savior, I believe that Jesus died somewhere for our sins and God I believe you raised Jesus from the dead, God changed me and filled me with your Holy Spirit and help me to come to you and to know you more, thank God in the name of Jesus i pray.Amen
POV keegan keeps blocking me and removing my comments for calling out his anti lgbtq rhetoric
How? What did he do?
first
You've won this 🥇
PRAY THIS PRAYER: Heavenly Father, God, thank you for all you have done and I am sorry God for all my sins, I am a sinner, God I will surrender everything to you and God I accept you as my Lord and Savior, I believe that Jesus died somewhere for our sins and God I believe you raised Jesus from the dead, God changed me and filled me with your Holy Spirit and help me to come to you and to know you more, thank God in the name of Jesus i pray.Amen