When she called him an ‘elf’ is that the fact she tried to shame him by his size and despite when they both have the same height, this man knows exactly what to do by creating a perfect comeback like damn.
It was kinda predictable even I knew. If. You know anything about rhyme and some gout says You’re whine if santa little… and it it has to rhyme with no no no. It’s obviously ho ho ho. Especially since Santa goes ho ho ho If u didn’t get it ur just dumb
that aint a comeback, thats a full on death sentence
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My boy was like “me personally, I won’t let that slide..” and makes the best comeback
60 like no comment lemme fix that finish the number 👇🏽
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Her first mistake was saying “ my bars are cold you better seek shelter”💀
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THATS WAHT IM SAYIN 💀💀💀💀😂
Fr she suck ngl
@@Alexgoated2013r u fckn 3 💀💀
“Yo my bars are cold 🥶 you better seek shelter🤓👆”
her line: air soft gun
his line: a fucking howitzer 💀
More like a fucking gustav 💀
@@skeletonm8133 Yes
More like an rpg
More like a fucking ICBM 💀
Ming ohhhhhhhhhh
That wasn’t a roast, it was an execution💀
Read my name
@@WiseMysticalTree4stfu
@@WiseMysticalTree4scammer
Man an execution is an understatement
@@WiseMysticalTree4nobody cares
She didn’t get roasted
She got toasted💀
Same thing
Pretty sure roasted is the more burnt version of toasted😐
@@Re3ntermatter of fact sometimes toasted means compliment lmao
@@Re3nterpretty sure who the fuck cares
No she got deep fried
When she called him an ‘elf’ is that the fact she tried to shame him by his size and despite when they both have the same height, this man knows exactly what to do by creating a perfect comeback like damn.
That wasn’t a roast…
That was a DESTRUCTION💀
stfu plus improper grammar😂
he didnt roast her HE NUKED HER
Nah he burn her to lava
Nice one
Nah she got flipped like an omelette
Boi had her crispier than chicharrone
Nice one bruh😂😂😂
bro took the “ I won’t let that slide “ to a whole nother level 💀
Bro still look like stewey from family guy 💀
Read my name
@@_luxie if he can roast u like that then looks dont matter
@@_luxiehe looks nothing like him Stewey doesn’t have glasses and he isn’t black+he doesn’t have a football head
@@WiseMysticalTree4no
She didn’t get roasted she got baked like Santa’s cookies 💀😭
Underrated
She thought she was the main character but then she got owned😂😂😂
Bro chose violence today💀
@Tony Sanders that there was a vsyalithen
Whats the episodes name
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Simon says one person miles till me when it’s the best thing I’ll tell you when it is my birthday it is on July 27
Facts
Bro woke up and chose destruction 💀
236 likes and no comments 😮 let me fix that
@@ChilliEditzz Can you fix my attic??
Fax bro
Hes still like 4 foot
@@Woozop and?
The ending with his teammates started saying ho ho ho 😂
Bro will spent her entire life trying to make a comeback
“If I’m a elf than u one Santa’s ho ho h*es” was a good bar fr
Nice one
Hoes
Black elf
I was burning up
What does that mean ho*s
Why’d she sound like the weather lady when she said “you better seek shelter”
Fax
Fr bruh
😂
Faxxxxxxx
Fax
he didn't roast her he burnt her 💀
bro was waiting for that moment his whole life🗿
Bro just started randomly emoting 💀💀
Xd
He had to pick the right one to use
Ikr 💀💀
bro created a new fortnite emote
He waited and was like lets do this one 💀
She's roasting like a news reporter💀
You're right
You’re right
You’re right
You’re right
You’re right
Megamind took it personally😂
He was dancing in the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“your bars are cold you better seek shelter”, that some shit siri would say
Ye 🤓🤓
Ikr
Pretty much
i liked it
fr💀
She burnt him to a crisp, but he erased her from existence 💀
Cuz he's black?🤨 (Joke Obviously If You Couldn't Tell)
@@mrmadify bro wtf are you sayin? Of course not man, omg🤦🏻♂️
but he was already burned
@@mrmadify bro that not racist💀 why u thinking like that???
@@We.do.stuff. i was joking bro
Bro violated the whole womans group he really took fu## to another level😮😂
When he said check it!! , you know it's about to go down 😎😎
"Yo my bars are cold, you better seek shelter"🤓
"how am i battling one of santa's little helper" 🤓
Bro 😭💀
literally so annoying
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No hate or to be mean to the girl but she sound so white 😭
Man took the "that shit won't fly" personally and made sure it didn't fly😂
"me personally I won't take that level of disrespect" santa bigest helper 🗿🍷
His little dance at the end got me dead😂
Bro roasted her like a Christmas turkey 💀
More like a Christmas h*e
the moment she said “yo my bars are cold, you better seek shelter” we all knew it was the end for her.
Wtf
@@monamolaie4451 ?
Can some one type the link to this vid ?
Bro u be talking facts
Ik
Sheeeesh Cortez went to level 1000
Love how he just busts a move afterwards. classic Cortez
That wasn’t no regular roast, that was thanos snapping his fingers 💀💀
439 likes and no reply lemme fix that
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I just love how the boys behind him already knew what he was gonna say near the end
It was kinda predictable even I knew. If. You know anything about rhyme and some gout says You’re whine if santa little… and it it has to rhyme with no no no. It’s obviously ho ho ho. Especially since Santa goes ho ho ho If u didn’t get it ur just dumb
czcams.com/video/zjy0bMVDQF0/video.html
@@thesnowman2509 don’t be rude about it
@@thesnowman2509 we all saw it coming as soon as the no part came
The roast was so powerful, it pierced the minds and souls of all around him.
Broski is a roast lord
my guys dance was on point too
She roasted him but bro straight up sentenced her to death
Nah she didn’t roast him, she told him the weather and told him to seek shelter
ya
Bro just didn't deep fried her, He sent her out of existence.
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Broski didn’t let it slide
Bro woke up and and chose violence
She got owned💀💀
Facts 💯
Fr she’s Mexican
You’re right, she got owned
@@Sxkunx wait what did the Mexican thing have to do with this?
@@LandonRobinson-rz1ig It’s in her blood to be Owned, Duh 🙄
Bro took our blankets away💀
Read my name
@@WiseMysticalTree4Heisenberg.
Read my name
@@goofofwarThats my name
@@EfwdEdwx*”C-child m-m-m-moleste-“*
Thats what u call a violation
Blud woke up and choose violence 😅😂
When this dude reads the book, the book gains knowledge
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Bro woke up and chose Domination, Abomination, Violence, Demolition and just emoted after what a guy 🙌
frickin awesome
Short people finally fighting back
The little dance on the last one always for me
Bro ate and left no crumbs 💀
Fax
Good one😂
Bro fr ate the plate💀
@@PsgCozxa and then himself 🪦
Underrated comment
Bro didn't roast back. He fucking threw her into the sun
52 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
Best comment I’ve seen today
No one here named andrew plate? Let me fix that
Oh yes that why I go to the comment section
lil bro on fire
When she says her line sge sounds like a weather forecaster
Whoever wrote that for them back stage gets thumbs up. That was cute.
Nobody wrote that for them
How it cute
Stage"
@@zayden4presidet282 of course it was written it's all staged
Yeah because they freestyle too they
Knew the line was comming
Bro, I swear I always see the boys winning These roast battles
"Santa's little helper that's a no no no if I'm a elf than you one of Santa's ho ho ho" got me💀💀💀
"How am I battleing one of santa's little helpers"
And I took that personally.
Helper*
@@lavinadiaz6737 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
@@lavinadiaz6737 that’s not even right 💀💀
@@RileyTE14 it is but ok
@@KCZDJS wtf is that name
This is legendary and comes back with the best roast 🤯
“Yo my bars are cold 🤓”
Bro said "na u got me messed up" bro came back hard
Lol she calling someone a santa's helper who taller than her 😂 and she turned chihuahua later getting mad at him
Mad 💀
Mad 😡 bro
These first two might've not seen the half of the video.
How do you know he's taller
@@DashTheBlaze agreed haha
bro started his villian arc 💀
Bro devoured her💀
He didn’t chose violence nor violence chose him, he is the violence
76 likes and no comments? That changes now.
Violence chose him
So I googled the definition of violence and there’s just a picture of him
"yo my bars are cold"👱🏻♀️
how did this get 1k? I literally just put an emoji
Hahahhaa
deadass
lmaoo
Mad
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Bro took it personally 😂😂😂😂😂
🌱cortez head on top 😭
His mind: "that one there was a violation, personally I wouldn't have it. "
He didn’t choose violence, violence chose him. 💀💀
You thought I was going to say thanks for the likes
Well I am
Thanks for the likes 💯💯
Violence didn’t chose him, he’s the violence
he isn't the violence, he's violence's father
Nah bro he is the embodiment of it
He isn't violences father, he's the father of violences father
W comment
B Simone’s reaction was what I would have done 😂😂😂
Still one of the best comebacks in history 💀
she should do news reporting after getting fried like this 💀💀💀
my boy took “me personally, i wouldnt take that” to a WHOLE another level
That’s just me🤷♂️
NOW THATS A VILOATION🔥🔥🔥🔥
He took it personally
Yo that's a insane comeback sheeeesh
“That one thing was a violation personally I wouldn’t have that”
That one there was a violation personally i wouldnt have it 🤷🏻♂️
Bruh the whole point it is comedy they don't take it seriously if you do just don't go🤷
@@cortezjohnson4273 ru stupid?
@@cortezjohnson4273 someone didn't get the joke 🤦🏿
@@HakuInitlol brain seem to process slow i guess 🤣
He really did humbled her for life 💀💀💀💀
Bro roasted her like a Medium Rare Steak 😂😂
no no no, bro roasted her like a WELL DONE STEAK
Santa gave some really good advice to him there💀💀
He did not let that slide that come back was literally fire
Bro came back with an instance kill 😂😂😂
I could never recover from that
She wasn’t roasted, she was reduced to atoms😳😳😳
Read my name
@@WiseMysticalTree4bot
@@WiseMysticalTree4fatherless. Thats your name
Girl got humbled so quick🥶🥶🥶
Nah he’s a little boy
@@mjblazing8279mad 💀💀
@@exoical4304 you prob little too
Blud got roasted, toasted, cooked, baked, and charred god damn
He was not gonna let that slide😂
“Me personally, I would NOT take that level of disrespect. But that’s just me personally”
Ehh naahhhh i feel you
Like I would have to fight him. Like I don’t care I’ll take the death penalty
My man took the word "roast" to a whole another level
Edit: MOMMY IM FAMOUS 🙉
Incineration is a good word too
He roasted her career into nothing
Lol
You ruined this shit by saying “mommy I’m famous” bro that shit is cringe
Bro wasn’t abt to let that slide he took it personally
Bro took it personally
You didn't show the best part! She got super pissed of at that comeback 😂
@honestrat03 why the hell are you asking me that?
i saw the other version of the short, she was like a toddler not getting what she wanted lol
@@JollyTippy I know lol
Ye fr
No she wasn’t raging she was telling everyone to listen to her to make a comeback to him
Bro, she wasn’t ready for that😂😂
Bro took "Personally, I wouldn't let that slide" a bit too literally. He snapped back hella hard
"My bars r cold"
Still not as cold as "She calls me toothpaste the way I put white in her smile"
🥵🥵🥵🥵coldest comebacks #69
You forget to add 'Your mom'
@@sachin_5139 💀
You got that from a school roast battle Lol
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Bro literally said "Ho Ho Ho" 💀