Binging with Babish: Sweetrolls from Skyrim

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2020
  • This episode is sponsored by Elder Scrolls Online: Greymoor. Check it out here: www.elderscrollsonline.com/en...
    Well folks, after years of requests, they're finally here: the most tempting polygonal pastries ever put to PC, Sweetrolls from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. I've been terrified to take on this digital dessert for years, but after developing a recipe using a buttery-sweet brioche, I think it's finally ready for the main stage. [Insert joke about stealing sweetrolls here].
    Recipe: www.bingingwithbabish.com/rec...
    Music: "XXV" by Broke for Free
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  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  Před 4 lety +40683

    I used to be an adventurer like you...then someone stole my sweetroll.

    • @thropops138
      @thropops138 Před 4 lety +164

      LOL

    • @Stak0
      @Stak0 Před 4 lety +429

      Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

    • @Physigist
      @Physigist Před 4 lety +74

      perfection in a comment! I wonder if Babish will see this...

    • @childofathena9420
      @childofathena9420 Před 4 lety +38

      This was such a beautiful Skyrim classic nice job

    • @cosmonaut2644
      @cosmonaut2644 Před 4 lety +15

      7 million sub special when? (No pressure just wondering when we can expect it)

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 Před 4 lety +9223

    *Todd Howard confirms that Skyrim is being ported to Binging With Babish*

  • @peezysmith5245
    @peezysmith5245 Před 4 lety +9374

    He missed the opportunity to start the video with: “Hey you, you’re finally awake.”

    • @InsomniacCrow
      @InsomniacCrow Před 4 lety +361

      My body hurts knowing that he didn't start it like that

    • @melancholicmelon7338
      @melancholicmelon7338 Před 4 lety +110

      God has blessed you with Intelligence

    • @robin9793
      @robin9793 Před 4 lety +195

      This episode needs to be remade, it's flawed, incomplete, tainted

    • @MichaelTheRead
      @MichaelTheRead Před 4 lety +84

      I was happier not knowing.

    • @Skanderbeg99
      @Skanderbeg99 Před 4 lety +38

      Oh how we must suffer

  • @jobalisk6649
    @jobalisk6649 Před rokem +3823

    I love how Babish calls his first one a bland medieval snack, and then proceeds to make brioche, a popular medieval bread

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 Před rokem +332

      As with all things, modern Brioche is not the same as whatever they made back then

    • @Exilir8
      @Exilir8 Před rokem +110

      @@logandh2 yes, it was more.... Brioche..

    • @maketemmiegreatagain5246
      @maketemmiegreatagain5246 Před rokem +48

      ​@@Exilir8more... Bred

    • @pentomic57
      @pentomic57 Před 11 měsíci +53

      ​@@maketemmiegreatagain5246more... peasanty

    • @1unartic
      @1unartic Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@pentomic57more…

  • @keshtheclean2772
    @keshtheclean2772 Před rokem +1105

    Kesh really enjoy sweetroll, but you should try adding moon sugar. Keep your heart warm in this lands of bitter cold.

    • @LoafofSourdough
      @LoafofSourdough Před rokem +52

      Kesh the Clean? More like Kush the Green (please laugh)

    • @A5M0D3U5
      @A5M0D3U5 Před rokem +10

      Sweet roll eddies 🤤

    • @the_jam_man
      @the_jam_man Před rokem +3

      @@LoafofSourdough hehe

    • @liamcluett6203
      @liamcluett6203 Před rokem +9

      Maybe add some vampire dust, a silver ingot or three

  • @ismeal231
    @ismeal231 Před 3 lety +13180

    While the Dragonborn was killing dragons and absorbing their power, the Dough-vahkin was making a mammoth sized sweetroll.

  • @lv26Phoenix
    @lv26Phoenix Před 4 lety +5285

    8:20 "But as so often happens, I've completely lost track of what I'm doing."
    Nah, that's just called sidequesting.

    • @xxakavixx6418
      @xxakavixx6418 Před 4 lety +25

      Yes xD

    • @amandalee4735
      @amandalee4735 Před 3 lety +64

      lv26Phoenix so true, nothing like accidentally getting lost in a side quest to slay Maraak after spending a few days to get to Alduin. Wish I could wipe my memory and play Skyrim again for the first time, such an amazing game.

    • @kostasch5686
      @kostasch5686 Před 3 lety +25

      NO LOLLYGAGGING!

    • @gumpertapollo7945
      @gumpertapollo7945 Před 3 lety +11

      @@amandalee4735 I'm playing Skyrim while watching this, i beat every dlc and main side quest before i beat the story

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 Před 3 lety +4

      when i lost track i sort of, break sth or just watch yt, th*is man just "oops"-ed dessert bread

  • @sunburst2740
    @sunburst2740 Před 3 lety +232

    There's a Skyrim mod that adds a quest called "the sweet roll thief"

  • @KingreX32
    @KingreX32 Před 3 lety +3744

    I've always imagined sweet rolls to have a bit of cinnamon in them as well.

    • @Bass_Goat53
      @Bass_Goat53 Před 3 lety +287

      At this point just make cinnamon rolls

    • @squidgable6674
      @squidgable6674 Před 3 lety +58

      No

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 Před 2 lety +145

      Yeah, I half imagined them to have a lot of spices in them.
      I like to think about different recipes too, like maybe add walnuts, chocolate chips, and cinnamon.

    • @bigdingus9333
      @bigdingus9333 Před 2 lety +32

      @@whippethacreem7299 would chocolate exist in Skyrim?

    • @juliaemma5258
      @juliaemma5258 Před 2 lety +34

      I think of like mini bunt cakes with the icing on top and the sponge is kind of like a coffee cake taste

  • @Eantrin
    @Eantrin Před 3 lety +12143

    No wonder the in game version only restores 5 health... everyone's using the wrong recipe.

    • @infernohomura2941
      @infernohomura2941 Před 3 lety +53

      😂😂

    • @vp5633
      @vp5633 Před 3 lety +301

      When I was a kid, my mom would always make us meatloaf sandwiches with white bread, mustard & her blood clots from her menstrual cycle

    • @Gooning312
      @Gooning312 Před 3 lety +258

      r/cursedcomments

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 Před 3 lety +61

      @@vp5633 can i have some

    • @daywalker3068
      @daywalker3068 Před 3 lety +17

      @@vp5633 😔

  • @lexirockliffe6128
    @lexirockliffe6128 Před 3 lety +10848

    "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"
    *quicksaves*

  • @alienbastard55
    @alienbastard55 Před rokem +206

    For brioche, using cold butter already cut up into pieces allows you to bypass that entire process of waiting 8 minutes between adding pieces

    • @-Mint-Fox-
      @-Mint-Fox- Před rokem +5

      Does this change the texture at all ? Or works the same just quicker

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 Před rokem +4

      The point of using warmed butter is so that it kneads into the bread better

    • @alienbastard55
      @alienbastard55 Před rokem +5

      @osets2117 yeah but you're still gonna wait a long time if you use warmed up butter while cold butter is less effort (just dump it in there and wait)

  • @unforgivencaleb528
    @unforgivencaleb528 Před rokem +18

    Skyrim Guard: "Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll..."
    Me: "If only you knew how much work goes into making them..."

  • @matthias4505
    @matthias4505 Před 4 lety +3494

    "can you tell why I'm a terrible baker?"
    No, no i cant

    • @IanLConnors
      @IanLConnors Před 4 lety +33

      It's all so subjective I've learned. Everyone has their own "right" way.

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 Před 4 lety +10

      No *FUS RO DAH* Because you can’t cook while you’re dead.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 Před 4 lety +73

      that's just how bakers do.
      I've worked as a baker assistant for two years and I still remember the first time after hearing my boss say "add some more flour" I asked how many grams and he just laughed in my face then stared me in the eyes and replied in the most deadpan tone "some more grams"

    • @Salmon_Toastie
      @Salmon_Toastie Před 4 lety +12

      NPC Consistency is death. You should only strive for feeling and height when being consistent, especially with bread.

    • @sage1613
      @sage1613 Před 3 lety +7

      SalmonToastie yo socrates. it's fuckin bakery.

  • @devilmaylift
    @devilmaylift Před 4 lety +2800

    I'm disappointed he didn't start with "hey, you. You're finally awake"

  • @auramaster2068
    @auramaster2068 Před rokem +58

    This is great! Now I can replace my stolen sweetroll!

  • @connorkimball5431
    @connorkimball5431 Před 3 lety +47

    One thing I love about your videos is that you respect the original recipe and follow it to a T, then, you create a similar variant that's even more incredible.

    • @the_dude_who_asked
      @the_dude_who_asked Před 10 měsíci +2

      "oh, your proud of this recipe? Hehehe, **crafts the most delicious and accurate to how it looks meal to ever grace this earth**"

  • @sairaskynx2247
    @sairaskynx2247 Před 3 lety +15407

    You know, by Skyrim standards, the first sweet rolls you made would probably have been delicious

  • @mrgenomac9018
    @mrgenomac9018 Před 4 lety +1421

    Todd Howard: Yeah, you make that sweetroll. now sell my game.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- Před rokem +21

    I always imagined that sweetrolls had honey in them. Just the orange look. And makes sense, being 'sweet'.

  • @Fruit_Cake_Boii
    @Fruit_Cake_Boii Před rokem +5

    "Do this at room tempurture, so the butter does not get cold."
    *Me in Scotland in November*

  • @robmemeoverlord6399
    @robmemeoverlord6399 Před 4 lety +5395

    I feel like Babish would actually follow the recipe in that one dark brotherhood quest and cook the emperor an amazing meal.

  • @maelee4076
    @maelee4076 Před 4 lety +3699

    “One chickens egg” okay but what if I wanted to use a *chaurus egg*

  • @golddvstwomvn
    @golddvstwomvn Před 2 lety +108

    I actually started making brioche after this video using a lot of the tips in this video and so far, it’s a massive favorite of my family around the holidays and I do make it all completely by hand (I don’t own a stand-mixer) so, just know it is possible. It takes a while, but making bread always takes patience. And it’s definitely worth it. I’ve only made rolls thus far and I always brush them down with melted butter afterwards. They are always the first thing to go when I take them to holiday gatherings.
    And as someone whose older brother is a foodie and introduced me to Skyrim, I’m considering making these if I can get some tube pans and making a joke of it with him.

  • @dmitritelvanni4068
    @dmitritelvanni4068 Před 3 lety +22

    "I could eat sweetrolls all my life. That would be fine with me." -breton boys(young scrolls)

  • @duke4726
    @duke4726 Před 3 lety +2653

    Instructions unclear: Someone in ridiculous clothes put a basket in my head and stole all the buckets from my house

  • @mwstudios11
    @mwstudios11 Před 4 lety +2289

    Babish: Here's how to make sweetrolls. Oh and also a loaf of Brioche.

  • @chnwlf5233
    @chnwlf5233 Před 3 lety +27

    "...Let me me guess someone stole your sweetroll?" - Whiterun Guard

  • @polarisedelectrons
    @polarisedelectrons Před 3 lety +30

    Honestly, I kind of always imagined Skyrim's sweet rolls would taste like very mildly sweet, rustic cinnamon rolls. Odd, since there's no cinnamon in the recipe, but it's what I think of...

    • @bat6353
      @bat6353 Před 3 lety +7

      I did too. Probably because I stopped by Cinnabon on the way home after picking up my first copy.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 3 lety +12

      I imagined glazed sweet corn bread for some reason, because it just seemed like the kind of dense bread for the harsh cold of Skyrim.

    • @polarisedelectrons
      @polarisedelectrons Před 3 lety +4

      @@sorrenblitz805 That actually sounds delicious. May not be Skyrim sweet rolls, but now I wanna make some glazed cornbread!

  • @EmePlaysGames
    @EmePlaysGames Před 4 lety +26721

    Gonna make these for my girlfriend in the morning. That way I can say: “hey you’re finally awake.”
    Update: She stole my 2nd sweet roll Lmaoooo

  • @android16B
    @android16B Před 4 lety +2823

    "To apologize for all the stolen mammoth cheese"
    *Me, looking at all my grand soul gems* Yes.... the cheese....

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 Před 4 lety +84

      Yeah lol, that's *exactly* why I go to the giant camps........for the cheese.
      Wink wink

    • @sargentdemers1008
      @sargentdemers1008 Před 4 lety +35

      Genocide 100

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 Před 4 lety +61

      ...Eheheh... Yeah, The... _Soul Gems..._
      **Hides Severed Giant Toes, Mammoth Meat and Tusk, as well as Mammoth Cheese behind back.**

    • @Spaceman2921
      @Spaceman2921 Před 4 lety +6

      *Me, looking at all my giant toes.*

    • @Gwnswrld
      @Gwnswrld Před 4 lety +4

      I’m always stealing their phat toes

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 Před rokem +11

    Just started playing Skyrim about a month ago and it is an absolutely amazing experience so far! Had to come see Andy make these again now that I'm apart of Tamriel and a member of the Dragonborn.

  • @thiagofeltrin9841
    @thiagofeltrin9841 Před 3 lety +26

    The way he does food and breaks the 4th wall while recording is simply amazing

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT Před 3 lety +3

      ....there is no 4th wall in cooking shows....

  • @alessandromazza4557
    @alessandromazza4557 Před 4 lety +727

    Me to Bethesda: "So, when are Starfield and The Elder Scrolls 6 coming out?"
    Bethesda: "LOOK BABISH MADE A BIG SWEET ROLL"

    • @nabongobong9155
      @nabongobong9155 Před 4 lety

      LOL LMAOOO

    • @luxither7354
      @luxither7354 Před 4 lety +5

      So Bethesda, when are we gonna talk about Fallout 76?

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto Před 4 lety +4

      @@luxither7354 Just...just don't talk about it, it might go away then.

    • @teutonieth
      @teutonieth Před 4 lety

      as above but continued:
      me: ooh, neat roll... wait a moment.
      Babish: it's so delicious, that Greymoor must be equally good.
      me: *something shatters inside*

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin Před 4 lety +1

      Well, this got me more hyped about TESVI than anything I've seen since the teaser, so they're getting something right.

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow Před 4 lety +1621

    Babish: "Let's make sweet rolls."
    Midway through:
    Babish: "Let's make brioche bread--oh wait--"

    • @acoin1116
      @acoin1116 Před 4 lety +169

      Pretty accurate to the Skyrim experience, setting out to do something and then forgetting what you were doing because you saw some bandits that needed murdering so you followed them into a Dwemer ruin and ended up exploring the underworld for several hours and surfacing across the map from where you intended to go.

    • @tylerwaynes2107
      @tylerwaynes2107 Před 4 lety +49

      @@acoin1116 And that's how I forgot about main quest line.

    • @skevt1808
      @skevt1808 Před 4 lety +1

      he need those 10 minute ads

    • @michaelreed7881
      @michaelreed7881 Před 4 lety +10

      @@tylerwaynes2107 theres a main story?

    • @ToxxicBurst476
      @ToxxicBurst476 Před 4 lety +9

      @@acoin1116 And That's the reason why I end up making 20 characters over the span of a year because I get distracted, like you so rightfully put it, after reaching approximately level 10 - 15, leave the game for a few weeks, forget where I was in the story, and decide to start from scratch.

  • @skylarsaysstuff
    @skylarsaysstuff Před 3 lety +51

    I always imagined sweet rolls as a very dense pound cake but these look nice. I hope I get to play DND at home again soon so I could make these. C:

  • @joestar99
    @joestar99 Před 3 lety +16

    Please never stop doing what you're doing my man. I'm about to get my own place and I need these cooking skills.

  • @TheAys97
    @TheAys97 Před 4 lety +2570

    I will never get tired of hearing this man say the word "Butter" repeatedly.

    • @babycloud1597
      @babycloud1597 Před 4 lety +18

      King Harlus intensifies

    • @mabh1967
      @mabh1967 Před 4 lety +2

      Babycloud 159 hahahahaha good ol warband days

    • @panoskiller1535
      @panoskiller1535 Před 4 lety +2

      @@babycloud1597 After consulting with the peers of the realm, Butterlord Harlaus has decided to confer Knudarr Castle to Butterlord Harlaus.

    • @ix3755
      @ix3755 Před 4 lety +1

      *KOSHER SALT INTENSIFIES*

    • @PyraLithiam
      @PyraLithiam Před 4 lety

      I guess you could say his voice his buttery sweet.

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 Před 3 lety +2345

    “Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll”
    Whole town is immediately slaughtered due to the stupid mouth of one guard

    • @LISHOEILONXB
      @LISHOEILONXB Před 3 lety +42

      Skelton Slay8er 100 bounty added to Whiterun

    • @crunchberries6328
      @crunchberries6328 Před 3 lety +63

      When a gaurd disrespects you so you turn into a werewolf and massacre the entire town population and feast on their corpses.

    • @LISHOEILONXB
      @LISHOEILONXB Před 3 lety

      @@crunchberries6328 lol

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 Před 3 lety +32

      @@crunchberries6328 or when that one kid in riverwood threatens you

    • @feartheoldbllood
      @feartheoldbllood Před 3 lety +47

      *Quicksaving...*

  • @USMCHolo
    @USMCHolo Před rokem +15

    Weird thing happened on attempt one of my brioche: the dough was far too dry, almost like a tamale masa dough. What happened? Eggs too small?
    Edit: Figured it out! After much hair pulling, the addition of water, a complete lack of rising, and many rewatches, it turns out the step to include warm milk was just completely edited out! You can see the edit between the eggs going into the dry mixture and starting the mixer that a white liquid has been added on top. So make sure to add 4-5 tablespoons (or about a quarter cup) of warm milk before first mixing the dough.

    • @lchi1234
      @lchi1234 Před rokem +1

      Yeah either he has really big eggs full of egg white or he added something. Thanks for the tip!

    • @Spider2099Boy
      @Spider2099Boy Před 11 měsíci

      THANK YOU. was having the same issue and this helped

  • @ronsandahl274
    @ronsandahl274 Před rokem +1

    That sweet roll line was added to Skyrim as an Easter egg about Fallout 3, which was the Bethesda game before Skyrim. In one of the opening scenes in Fallout 3 there is a birthday party for the main character as a kid and a bully steals his sweet roll.

  • @jojo3894
    @jojo3894 Před 4 lety +1604

    “I tried to do this by hand once and damn near quit cooking all together”
    Damn, I felt that one.

    • @bennywalks8842
      @bennywalks8842 Před 4 lety +25

      In the start of my culinary journey, I had a mentor tell me to do that. It was daunting for sure, and it was a very humbling experience

    • @brendengough2125
      @brendengough2125 Před 4 lety +4

      Same, i am happy he didn't

    • @sweetrthnhuny28
      @sweetrthnhuny28 Před 4 lety +3

      I can’t bake cause I hate using recipes which always leads to disaster lol but as soon as my youngest turns 18 I don’t planning on cooking again!!

    • @esoterikizm
      @esoterikizm Před 4 lety +3

      Felt that too. Real cooks know. lol

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas Před 4 lety

      I was already exasperated once with a dough made of flour and yogurt.

  • @josiahreigner1134
    @josiahreigner1134 Před 4 lety +1579

    "This recipe just works"
    -Todd Howard

  • @shala_shashka
    @shala_shashka Před 3 lety +21

    Just do the whole recipe book as a series and I’ll die happy

  • @positivefingers1321
    @positivefingers1321 Před 3 lety +17

    “Gets up come on gets down with the thiccness”
    -bimbish

  • @EDBassCovers
    @EDBassCovers Před 4 lety +654

    This guy really brought back the arrow to the knee meme in 2020

    • @beaposting1
      @beaposting1 Před 4 lety +4

      no... god please, no..

    • @swee7roll
      @swee7roll Před 4 lety +2

      The meme will never die

    • @MrDistortion1
      @MrDistortion1 Před 4 lety

      I smiled while welcoming our long old friend.

    • @undead_corsair
      @undead_corsair Před 4 lety

      @@swee7roll a meme is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof

    • @Hoshmeister
      @Hoshmeister Před 4 lety

      well, he brought back "Get down with the sickness/thickness" as well. Dude´s been listening to old school Disturbed too much, so why not get shot in the knee again?

  • @nathanchappell9850
    @nathanchappell9850 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve been playing eso for 7 years. I’ve been watching your content for half a year. This video came out ten months ago and I only just found it

  • @sith42592
    @sith42592 Před rokem +3

    let us imagine for a second about a restaurant/cafe with movie/show/game derived foods and drinks. babish being the head chef of course

  • @acat1167
    @acat1167 Před 3 lety +4392

    ”Wisk it one handed”
    ONE HANDED: LV. 100

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing Před 2 lety +7

    Todd: "I'm gonna need 16 TIMES THE DETAIL".
    BwB: I got you fam.

  • @ozenz69
    @ozenz69 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow I admire the effort and creativity you add to your baking!

  • @yezki8
    @yezki8 Před 4 lety +779

    "Let's replenish 5 health"
    Did you just assume i only eat one sweetroll at a time?

  • @hobo_ytt45
    @hobo_ytt45 Před 4 lety +1337

    Babish: *makes sweetrolls*
    Me: *I need to ask you to stop. That... baking... is making everyone hungry*

  • @maxbattles3705
    @maxbattles3705 Před rokem

    This is, without exception, the single greatest CZcams recipe video in existence--truly, ever. Of all time.

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e Před rokem +2

    3:03 that little hand motion Andrew does when he's finished with something. Ever since watching his videos I catch myself doing that all the time

  • @quartexgames9834
    @quartexgames9834 Před 3 lety +2095

    "I used to be a homecook like you, then someone took my KOSHER salt"

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 3 lety +43

      Kosher Salt Pile**

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Před 3 lety +49

      Don't try to replace it with fire salts, or void salts... I learned the hard way...

    • @snowypanda6006
      @snowypanda6006 Před 3 lety +32

      @@doughboywhine i used frost salts and now for some reason I can't feel my fingers

    • @pixiren
      @pixiren Před 3 lety +18

      this entire thread of replies are amazing

  • @FBI-rn6xz
    @FBI-rn6xz Před 4 lety +1615

    It’s a shame you can’t get good sweet rolls in this skeeverhole of a city

    • @socatoansoldier9984
      @socatoansoldier9984 Před 3 lety +2

      SmellsOkay Same

    • @bruhmomment2999
      @bruhmomment2999 Před 3 lety +11

      SmellsOkay I have spent quite a while just attack those kids I know they won’t die but their yells make me just as happy

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 Před 3 lety +5

      Killed her infront of Balgruufs room and said “I thane, fuck you” to the guards and I was “innocent” after killing the Jarls kid.

    • @labcrab3573
      @labcrab3573 Před 3 lety

      God goddamnit.

    • @meatisrawwww928
      @meatisrawwww928 Před 3 lety +9

      Another wanderer. Here to lick my father's boots. Good job
      Me: *Downloading Killable Children mod*

  • @duhandrecloete8091
    @duhandrecloete8091 Před rokem +2

    I could die for Salmo's sweet rolls, I could live outside his door.

  • @SnipeyDaSniper
    @SnipeyDaSniper Před 4 lety +783

    "I had to turn, as I so often do, to the Official Elder Scrolls Cookbook" got me.

    • @yangsinful
      @yangsinful Před 4 lety +6

      Got me too

    • @ericcloud1023
      @ericcloud1023 Před 4 lety +6

      Lol same here 😂 the way he said it with just a hint of sarcasm

    • @Jai137
      @Jai137 Před 4 lety +2

      I don't get it

    • @hollowhoagie6441
      @hollowhoagie6441 Před 4 lety

      @Absolutely Smitten oh god he's with Horma Mora!

    • @hhoch9503
      @hhoch9503 Před 4 lety +1

      Hollow Hoagie hermaus mora?

  • @johnnytetsuo864
    @johnnytetsuo864 Před 4 lety +794

    Video: Sweetrolls
    Midway thru vid: Bread Loaf
    Me: "im not complaining"

    • @earthbound2772
      @earthbound2772 Před 4 lety +1

      To bad you couldn’t get this many likes on your fire music

    • @tobiassoriano9788
      @tobiassoriano9788 Před 4 lety +1

      Aye fam why does your pfp shake when you scroll through the comments

    • @MisterSweetProductions
      @MisterSweetProductions Před 4 lety

      Me:

    • @johnnytetsuo864
      @johnnytetsuo864 Před 4 lety

      @@earthbound2772 hahaha those were joke songs I made for my friends

    • @earthbound2772
      @earthbound2772 Před 4 lety +1

      Johnny Tetsuo you should make a instrumental version the beats are trippy af

  • @frostyblade8842
    @frostyblade8842 Před 3 lety

    It's thanks to this video that I found Babish so it will always have a special place in my heart

  • @jmlee737
    @jmlee737 Před 3 lety +8

    I would instantly cry myself if someone actually steal one of that from me

  • @mattoxkurtz4661
    @mattoxkurtz4661 Před 3 lety +447

    *"you're cookborn. Go to the greychefs. They can tell you more"*

  • @marko9610
    @marko9610 Před 4 lety +388

    "have you heard of the high elves?" (walks off the bridge or into a wall)

    • @nausi5105
      @nausi5105 Před 4 lety +9

      "Have you seen those guys from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. SWORDS. (Maintaining eye contact as they pass by, turn around and just stare at you for 5 seconds, then continue on)

    • @nugget9190
      @nugget9190 Před 4 lety +3

      I’m not an elf but I sure am high-

    • @JackBarrBaxter
      @JackBarrBaxter Před 4 lety

      No one in Skyrim or Oblivion ever says that.

  • @a50ftfall6
    @a50ftfall6 Před 2 lety +2

    So basically the have 2 recipes
    1st a more accurate sweet roll probably what it would actually taste like back in medieval times
    2nd a taster less accurate sweet roll
    Honorable mention to the super mega sweet roll
    That would be a great birthday cake for a Skyrim birthday party

  • @Distain_Gaming
    @Distain_Gaming Před 3 lety

    Thank you for throwing in the brioche loaf recipe this will come in extremely handy at some point I am sure.

  • @theprotagonist1311
    @theprotagonist1311 Před 4 lety +960

    Todd Howard: "All of these recipes just work"

  • @NebbyNebberson
    @NebbyNebberson Před 4 lety +662

    "I wanted to see if I could make a sweet roll using only these ingredients"
    *immediately adds pepper*

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 Před 4 lety +3

      That was only for the Yorkshires though, he removed it when adapting the recipe

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Před 4 lety +20

      I'd just like to note that the list of ingredients lacks sugar... for _sweetrolls_
      and that Yorkshire puddings are a savory dish.

    • @patricktracey6014
      @patricktracey6014 Před 4 lety

      SavageGreywolf yeah you wouldn’t have a sweet roll with ya roast would you?

    • @NebbyNebberson
      @NebbyNebberson Před 4 lety +2

      @@ninjacell2999 Doesn't change the fact he immediately changed it despite what he said

  • @ericallen333
    @ericallen333 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Loved the Skyrim reference you made about the mammoth cheese

  • @AndrewJW
    @AndrewJW Před 2 lety

    Few things are as satisfying as seeing babish work his dough into a taught ball

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus Před 4 lety +809

    Guard: "Let me guess: someone stole your sweet roll."
    Me: "Sounds like *somebody* needs a Wabbajackin'."

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus Před 4 lety +22

      @@germanmilkman58 I just wish it had more potential effects in the base game -- there's mods that expand the range of options, but I still think Bethesda could've done more with it.
      Still, as-is, I still relished unleashing a bit of chaos with it. I have a standing policy that, whenever I hear a guard make a quip about sweet rolls, I pull out the Wabbajack and blast him in the face with it -- the first time I did that, he melted into a pile of sweet rolls, which made me laugh so hard that I _had_ to make that a policy.

    • @Potato-yd3hv
      @Potato-yd3hv Před 4 lety +1

      CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

    • @sappho9028
      @sappho9028 Před 4 lety

      AncientLocksmith it’s the solitude side quest. There’s a crazy dude that runs around the residential district once you hit a certain level.

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 Před 4 lety +1

      Do you get to the cloud district often?

    • @JJ_-fp9sj
      @JJ_-fp9sj Před 4 lety

      Nice

  • @lokiofasgard7780
    @lokiofasgard7780 Před 4 lety +718

    I hope you know that “Down with the thiccness” was the peak of your career

  • @thomaswalsh4552
    @thomaswalsh4552 Před rokem +3

    7:59 interesting take on brioche lol

  • @itsshrimp91
    @itsshrimp91 Před 2 lety

    Those sweetrolls are so keen to the actual Skyrim lore; I am so proud of you!

  • @nateconley.6209
    @nateconley.6209 Před 4 lety +726

    Babish whenever he leaves or comes back into frame: 👐

    • @wescanada6
      @wescanada6 Před 4 lety

      I noticed thst too ha

    • @thatsw0lfy526
      @thatsw0lfy526 Před 4 lety +12

      ZA HANDO DA

    • @HTK256
      @HTK256 Před 4 lety +4

      @@thatsw0lfy526 *BVVVVVVVVVVRRT*

    • @dunrossb
      @dunrossb Před 4 lety

      Babish is dual-casting spells

    • @user-bf2xp3he2h
      @user-bf2xp3he2h Před 4 lety +1

      @@thatsw0lfy526 OI Josuke, I started a baking channel and I have 7 million subscribers, now ain't that wacky

  • @everythingsalright1121
    @everythingsalright1121 Před 4 lety +2365

    I always imagined these being similar to a cinnamon roll in texture, not bread

    • @rupertprawnworthy758
      @rupertprawnworthy758 Před 4 lety +183

      cinnamon rolls are made from an enriched dough similar to brioche.

    • @Crouteceleste
      @Crouteceleste Před 4 lety +56

      ​@@rupertprawnworthy758 I'd say it is brioche too, albeit wetter since it stays in the tin longer. At least that's how I see them as a French person who lived in Sweden for a time (home of the kannelbullar)

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 Před 4 lety +43

      @@rupertprawnworthy758 his final one looked more like it had a croissant like texture judging from the inside, I was expecting more like a denser cinnamon roll type thing

    • @Floodbait_117
      @Floodbait_117 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Crouteceleste home of the what it sounds really good

    • @DarkSpire7734
      @DarkSpire7734 Před 3 lety +18

      i imagined sponge cake

  • @gloryshadow8710
    @gloryshadow8710 Před 2 lety

    That bite into the giant-size sweetroll was very satisfying!

  • @sammywhammy9371
    @sammywhammy9371 Před 2 lety

    I am in *love* with the subtitles! It defaulted to auto-generated Vietnamese, and they are a treat to try to read.

  • @shanetaylor9288
    @shanetaylor9288 Před 4 lety +311

    Watching a Binging With Babish video is like someone tucking you into bed, reading to you that book you like, and then kissing you on the forehead. The epitome of comfort

    • @Lezm
      @Lezm Před 4 lety +1

      Shane Taylor Agree

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 Před 4 lety +6

      ASMR that makes you hungry and want to learn how to be a better chef.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 Před 4 lety +1

      @@francesleones4973 Did you just give me a terrible idea?

    • @pablosantos2063
      @pablosantos2063 Před 4 lety

      Same

    • @worri3db3ar
      @worri3db3ar Před 4 lety +2

      Only issue is when you do watch bwb in bed at night and end up super hunger and sleepy at the same time...

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 Před 3 lety +925

    “Bethesda challenged me to make a sweet roll fit for a giant.”
    *Todd Howard rubs his hands together menacingly and licks his lips, waiting for so long to get his giant glazed dessert*

    • @keld_rhygar
      @keld_rhygar Před 3 lety +35

      He was so happy that he discounted fallout 76 (the best game ever, SIXTEEN times the detail) at a whole 10% that day. Wow! What a deal! Todd Howard's done it again!

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc Před 3 lety +21

      Dont forget to save before every step! So you can load it when you inevitably mess up at some point

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 3 lety +10

      @@banann_ducc or when the game freaks out and reality crumbles around you.

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc Před 3 lety +6

      @@sorrenblitz805 or if while carrying the try you step on a small to medium sized object and take like 3 damage before it clips through the floor causing you to ragdoll ruining your sweetroll

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před 3 lety +4

      I just think at this point that Todd is the only Bethesda employee.

  • @quietone748
    @quietone748 Před 2 lety

    This is amazing. As a gamer who has played ESO since its Beta stage, I thank you. These look eerily accurate.

  • @manofglass_4003
    @manofglass_4003 Před 3 lety

    Loved the video and the skyrim jokes. Especially the "See you in Skyrim"
    The food looks great too though.

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka Před 4 lety +488

    They always say Skyrim is for the nords
    But are the sweet rolls?
    My orc’s family is starving please

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony Před 4 lety +15

      Cabbages are everywhere. Farmers are practically giving it away

    • @TuntematonX
      @TuntematonX Před 4 lety +10

      Let them eat sweet rolls.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 Před 4 lety +7

      The sweet rolls have been liberated by the Thieve's Guild. Courtesy of a Rouge Thalmer.

    • @shadowfirekarp
      @shadowfirekarp Před 4 lety +1

      Malacath laughs at your weakness.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 Před 4 lety

      As head of the Brotherhood of Assassins, a loyal Imperial and the Dragonborn, I say, "Indeed your family can have some sweet rolls."

  • @korviray
    @korviray Před 4 lety +435

    "which you can imagine was an arrow in the knee"
    It's been 84 years since I've heard that meme, I missed it

    • @nausi5105
      @nausi5105 Před 4 lety +13

      84 years from now, on my death bed, I'm gonna see this comment again and like it a second time.

    • @KneecapTaker
      @KneecapTaker Před 4 lety +7

      I was a chef like you, until I took a tiny whisk to the knee

  • @5ammy13
    @5ammy13 Před 3 lety +2

    10:45 Disturbed reference. Just subbed and already loving this dude :-D

  • @Violence-Escalated
    @Violence-Escalated Před 3 lety +1

    "Give me that sweetroll you got from Old Lady Palmer."

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Před 3 lety +1429

    Got to thinking...maybe _I'm_ the Babish and I just don't know it yet!

  • @zinoxechill
    @zinoxechill Před 4 lety +777

    Guard in any town: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
    *Points to Babish*
    Edit: Honestly thought someone beat me to this comment, since I typed it before seeing the intro of the video and wanted to quote Skyrim, but thanks for the likes folks

    • @user-js3il6xf9b
      @user-js3il6xf9b Před 4 lety +5

      Anytime a guard said that to me i would quicksave and kill everyone in the city im in but not the essential npc's because this is a Bethesda game and they dont do killing essentials

  • @whiterungamer
    @whiterungamer Před 9 měsíci +1

    How did you make my sweet roll BETTER!? I thank the divines for Babish's creation.

  • @WulfSkoll
    @WulfSkoll Před 7 měsíci +1

    Mainly for me but for anyone one else wanting a timestamp sheet
    0:38 - Yorkshire Pudding Style
    2:32 - Elder Scrolls Cookbook Style
    3:30 - Frosting Recipe
    4:07 - Brioche Style
    7:18 > 8:21 - Loaf Filler Arc
    10:07 - Gigantic Sweat Roll

  • @stirrcrazy2704
    @stirrcrazy2704 Před 4 lety +766

    “Get up- come on get down with the thiccness” -Andrew Rea, 2020

  • @RoyG.BivDevoe
    @RoyG.BivDevoe Před 4 lety +585

    "It's a shame you can't get good Sweetrolls in this skeever hole of a city"
    (Babish goes ahead and makes much better Sweetrolls)

    • @chickentail7108
      @chickentail7108 Před 4 lety +1

      I made it and I have diarrhea, so no.

    • @xxcooldude69xx
      @xxcooldude69xx Před 4 lety +2

      @@chickentail7108 thank you for this addition lmao

    • @RoyG.BivDevoe
      @RoyG.BivDevoe Před 4 lety

      @@chickentail7108 Pepto Bismol my boy. 😐

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 Před 4 lety

      Chicken tail
      You can repurpose it into vegetable stew. They won’t notice.

  • @AerYdmyg
    @AerYdmyg Před 11 měsíci

    I’m a huge fan of giants in Skyrim and mythologies and I can say they would love what you made at the end!

  • @jacquespoulemer
    @jacquespoulemer Před 29 dny

    Andrew our very own Babish, ah yes Brioche. I read a lot of recipe books and I considered making Brioche, But after several other long complicated French recipes I decided to forgo this one. Watching you do such a beautiful job is very satisfying. My two Kitchen Aid mixers burnt out years ago and the new GE I got to replace them is a toy in comparison. So I no longer have the machine power to achieve the result and my 71 year old arthritic hands are simply not up to the task. Love your content and wry humor. All the best Jim retired.

  • @martytu20
    @martytu20 Před 4 lety +644

    "The dough is so huge, it's going to take forever to knead"
    "Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time"

  • @Radio-cw9pr
    @Radio-cw9pr Před 4 lety +834

    *"I'm hungry, and that stupid robot destroyed the cake, gimme that sweet roll you got from Old Lady Palmer."*

    • @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
      @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper Před 4 lety +46

      Mmmm... It sure was good when I ate it a few minutes ago.

    • @livedieretreat7360
      @livedieretreat7360 Před 4 lety +51

      Sure Butch. < Spit on Sweetroll and give it to him.>

    • @doubledecker.
      @doubledecker. Před 4 lety +29

      I threw it away. But you're welcome to eat it off the floor if you want.

    • @abdelrahimmohammed1814
      @abdelrahimmohammed1814 Před 4 lety +13

      Pulls out a shotgun

    • @yetimangaming9384
      @yetimangaming9384 Před 4 lety +5

      Fuck I love the old fallout games ;) ah good times welp time to jump back on fallout NV

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk Před 3 lety +1

    It looks like Babish does get to the Cloud District quite often

  • @tommy_1629
    @tommy_1629 Před 3 lety +32

    I used to be a culinary master like you, until I took a tiny whisk to the knee...

  • @enthuast3370
    @enthuast3370 Před 4 lety +401

    Man I swear, these Skyrim mods just keeps getting more realistic everyday!

  • @tex8453
    @tex8453 Před 4 lety +74

    "Heard they're remaking the sweetroll, at the Babish channel on CZcams. Might consider making one myself."