The highlight of today's show had to be the folks who were unloading the entire contents of their storage unit into that boat along with 57 loaves of baguette bread, a mattress, a kitchen sink and a partridge in a pear tree! But the 1st mate of the Concept... she had some abs! No wonder they figured she could tug a war with that little boat. No problem there!
It amazes me that everybody in the boat stands up as they are coming in to the ramp. The line handlers have to stumble over the rest of the crew to get the lines out. It is bad enough that the lines, in many cases, are not attached to the cleats yet.
@@codysmith7456 I've only ever been to a couple places that needed them. It's even better if they have licenses, and are still this bad. Who said I had a problem? If I were you I'd swim to the bottom of the ocean to see how long you can hold your breath. Might help you fix your problems.
right dude like wtf lmao ,everyone just turns their head and no one wants to even stand up and walk their jet ski out of the way. crazy how people are pieces of shit
Boat ramps make my brain hurt. That's why I did indoor rack storage at a sleepy marina for the last 18 years! Yard mgr. would see us coming, boat's in the water before we were done unloading the car!
It's hilarious when people do not tie their life vest tight enough and then go into water. And the life vests then stay on the surface and they do NOT, so that life vests are above their heads. Cracks me up every time...
Yep, those crotch straps are there for a reason. I know they can be uncomfortable in certain circumstances, but if you know you are going into the water (as when deciding to swim the 'doo in) at least hook it up before you get in the water and it gets in the way.
0:55 Looks like a Tempest. I could be wrong but that is what it looks like. Back in the 1980's there were a few builders that put outboards on what would traditionally be I/O "go-fast" boats.
Boats the size of the one being towed by the Concept should have an oar on board. One guy and one oar could easily get that boat to the dock. Hell they could reach over the side and paddle with their hand.
I can tell you exactly what happened with the first boat. This guy wants to get on the water but he has to herd a bunch of girls out of the house to get to the boat ramp early. Just getting out of the house was a win. Getting on the boat will be extra.
Hey Bronco, got some advice for towing. Two good ways, have a post ahead of your engines/rudders, or have a self balancing yoke across the transom. If you're just tied off to a cleat the tow is always trying to make you turn one way, and if there's any wind it might be very difficult to turn against it without backing and filling, posing risk of entanglement with slack line. In this scenario, holding the line is just fine, she's moving to the inside of the turns to assist in steering, replicating a balanced yoke or post, and you should be ready to cut away on short notice, or shorten the lines. With such a small tow, in good conditions, it's just fine. Here's the yoke, awkward description for a simple device; line tied from cleats on each side near the transom, forming a V behind the boat passing through the eye of the tow line. if you turn to port, the eye slides to the port side, increasing drag with the tow on that side and assisting the turn, et visa versa. Straight ahead the tow lines centers itself on the yoke and you have efficient pulling straight ahead with no need for rudder input to counter imbalanced drag. Another pro tip, use a long, long long tow line, get your tow out of the prop wash and reduce drag, as well as absorbing shock from the climbing up and down over big waves.
Most people don't seem to grasp that bollards, posts and cleats are way stronger than they are. As soon as you get on the dock with a line, wrap it around something and then it doesn't matter what the boat does. What it won't do is pull you into the water. The boat is now attached to the dock.
That's how it's suppose to be down at any boat ramp, if you see someone coming in or going out and they need help, just give them a hand and help them out. You never know what the situation is and what problems they may be having.
To make docking a lot easier in small boats why not have a single rope attached to bow and stern, allowing one person to step off onto the dock and control the entire boat. As for the jet skis, drive over them.
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who spend 15 minutes preparing their boat backed down on the ramp. That’s how your drain plus “mysteriously vanishes”
I love how my boy Broncos Guru "thinks out loud" in these videos. I do the same thing, wondering, or trying to see & understand what's going on around me. ....especially the things that make zero sense, (like the crew loading their boat at the boat ramp.)
@ 6:24 the 15 ft boat with engine problems , don't people carry a paddle in their smaller craft for such problems like this? He could have propelled the boat to the dock by paddling without much effort.
I still say they should have a dedicated jet ski ramp and that's it-- period. The majority just leave them around, sit in the way, and basically just do not care. Give them one marked ramp (the one by the rock and trees) and post the other ramps No docking, No sitting, No loitering.
10:25 Next on Miami Boat Ramps….. America’s new crack problem exposed! And stay tuned for our newest channel - “Miami Boat Ramp Tramp Stamps”. It’s all right here folks!
Every time you say that you don’t know why someone is doing something or that you are confused, well the answer is simple, they don’t know what they are doing !
always make sure the vent is open on the fuel tank. She'll run a minute and stop just like thats doing. not saying thats the issue, but first thing to sneak in and fool you.
The people sitting on the docks on their phones with their jet skis tied up need to either launch and move away or load up and go home. A boat dock is not a damn Starbucks.
Thats my guess, except it looks like factory outboard set up. I would think if it was an I/o repower they would have put a bracket on it, and not notch the transom and put a splashwell in.
lol, single is easy if you have experience in the boat. Most of the time you're just running one in the harbour anyways, no need to idle around at 6kn with both in gear.
10:00 - that guys life jacket is way too loose. In a survival situation a jacket that rides up like that is bad news. Oh haha Broncos mentions that a few seconds later.
The highlight of today's show had to be the folks who were unloading the entire contents of their storage unit into that boat along with 57 loaves of baguette bread, a mattress, a kitchen sink and a partridge in a pear tree! But the 1st mate of the Concept... she had some abs! No wonder they figured she could tug a war with that little boat. No problem there!
Strange way to move everything you own.
@@jackmachaiek2586 I guess it depends on where they're moving? Perhaps they acquired an island?
They have relatives everywhere
Idiots!
It's more then Jesus had he only had 7 loaves of bread and 5 fish lol
Legend has it that those people ARE STILL loading that boat right now....
Takes a while to load up 27 pounds of cheese and 5 gallons of mayonnaise
They are. I’m standing here watching them
It amazes me that everybody in the boat stands up as they are coming in to the ramp. The line handlers have to stumble over the rest of the crew to get the lines out. It is bad enough that the lines, in many cases, are not attached to the cleats yet.
So many people wait until they are at the ramp to prep!
Yep. They should be verbally shamed, every time. Idiots should learn not to be idiots.
@@timdake Unfortunately this type of jerks are prone to take offense at anything you try to tell them.
I know, drives me nuts.
@@godfreydaniel2308 Good, it should really sink in when the whole dock lets them have it!
Right I used to warm my outboard up at home with the hose and rubber ears it saves time warming your engine up at cold start at the ramp.
It amazes me how many people have boats and have no idea how to operate it
Probably because you don't need a license
@@MattPiekarsky I don't know about Florida but just about everywhere else yes you do. You're able to get it off the internet thats the problem
@@codysmith7456 I've only ever been to a couple places that needed them. It's even better if they have licenses, and are still this bad. Who said I had a problem? If I were you I'd swim to the bottom of the ocean to see how long you can hold your breath. Might help you fix your problems.
1:24 & 3:37
Assistant of the year! Props to the home boy, thank god he was out there.
Those two jet skis could have pushed that disabled boat in, in about 2 minutes without the help of a 30-footer LOL good stuff thanks for posting
right dude like wtf lmao ,everyone just turns their head and no one wants to even stand up and walk their jet ski out of the way. crazy how people are pieces of shit
green shorts guy is a total bro, handling the entire docking process, helping out randos, what a stand-up guy!
He’s definitely the man!
Boat ramps make my brain hurt.
That's why I did indoor rack storage at a sleepy marina for the last 18 years!
Yard mgr. would see us coming, boat's in the water before we were done unloading the car!
That guy who assist everyone at the ramp can come on my boat anytime. he was doing a great job
Noted!
One thing I have learned about boating watching this channel: if the registration number of an incoming boat starts with FL, make way!
It's hilarious when people do not tie their life vest tight enough and then go into water. And the life vests then stay on the surface and they do NOT, so that life vests are above their heads. Cracks me up every time...
Yep, those crotch straps are there for a reason. I know they can be uncomfortable in certain circumstances, but if you know you are going into the water (as when deciding to swim the 'doo in) at least hook it up before you get in the water and it gets in the way.
This just in. “2 days later, Family is almost done loading their boat on the ramp in Miami.” Lol
Florida never disappoints💯👍🏽
10:05 thank baby Jesus for that step because we all know he would have never made it on the machine without it
7:10 I was thinking the same thing. Could have hand paddled in by the time the second boat got there.
I passed by this particular ramp today and they were still loading the boat.
Hey guys small reminder in the USA start of spring make sure u have ur motors serviced so u avoid calling Sea tow or getting stuck
Make sure you have your SEA TOW membership !
That's the most annoying thing, when people prep there boats right at the ramp. It's pretty selfish .
If noggins are not shifted into gear early enough, that will happen.
@@chasbodaniels1744 lol
This sort of behavior will be pointed out and corrected in most parts of the country. Seems to be pretty standard in Miami, sadly.
Where's the gator when you need him?
I forgot once...it was a busy day too. I felt like a chump.
You can never have enough baguettes on your boat.🙂
0:55 Looks like a Tempest. I could be wrong but that is what it looks like. Back in the 1980's there were a few builders that put outboards on what would traditionally be I/O "go-fast" boats.
Good job to Florida for building docks that don’t respond to tides!
All of these videos are just complete chaos, but very entertaining.
Boats the size of the one being towed by the Concept should have an oar on board. One guy and one oar could easily get that boat to the dock. Hell they could reach over the side and paddle with their hand.
Definitely. I keep an adjustable length paddle in my 1000 lb jet ski, as long as I'm close to shore somewhere, I can get myself there.
when the whole week gave you stress and frustrations, watch these videos to get more stress and frustrations!
"What in the world are they going to do with 57 baguettes" This just killed me :D
where do they plan on going to the bathroom after eating all that?
And right after that he throws them in like lifejackets!
I can tell you exactly what happened with the first boat. This guy wants to get on the water but he has to herd a bunch of girls out of the house to get to the boat ramp early. Just getting out of the house was a win. Getting on the boat will be extra.
guys on skis typical stereo type
You sir would make an excellent sports caster.
Hey Bronco, got some advice for towing.
Two good ways, have a post ahead of your engines/rudders, or have a self balancing yoke across the transom.
If you're just tied off to a cleat the tow is always trying to make you turn one way, and if there's any wind it might be very difficult to turn against it without backing and filling, posing risk of entanglement with slack line.
In this scenario, holding the line is just fine, she's moving to the inside of the turns to assist in steering, replicating a balanced yoke or post, and you should be ready to cut away on short notice, or shorten the lines.
With such a small tow, in good conditions, it's just fine.
Here's the yoke, awkward description for a simple device; line tied from cleats on each side near the transom, forming a V behind the boat passing through the eye of the tow line.
if you turn to port, the eye slides to the port side, increasing drag with the tow on that side and assisting the turn, et visa versa. Straight ahead the tow lines centers itself on the yoke and you have efficient pulling straight ahead with no need for rudder input to counter imbalanced drag.
Another pro tip, use a long, long long tow line, get your tow out of the prop wash and reduce drag, as well as absorbing shock from the climbing up and down over big waves.
I've heard you mention the third way, tying off alongside, can be done well, or pose some problems, maybe give you some tips next time you mention it.
They just chucked the baguettes into the boat onto the floor?? 😂
I know right, use some fishing rod holders
they keep a clean poop deck.
Green shorts dude gets the Miami Boat Ramps MVP award.
Miami boat ramp where amateur hour never ends. Should be interesting with memorial day weekend right around the corner.
Most people don't seem to grasp that bollards, posts and cleats are way stronger than they are. As soon as you get on the dock with a line, wrap it around something and then it doesn't matter what the boat does. What it won't do is pull you into the water. The boat is now attached to the dock.
That's how it's suppose to be down at any boat ramp, if you see someone coming in or going out and they need help, just give them a hand and help them out. You never know what the situation is and what problems they may be having.
To make docking a lot easier in small boats why not have a single rope attached to bow and stern, allowing one person to step off onto the dock and control the entire boat. As for the jet skis, drive over them.
Toto appears to have been prophetic: "𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 . . . 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆" LOL
I almost spit out a beer when that guy brought out all of those baguettes.
Rumor has it those guys are still loading bread on their boat.
A Little Throttle Happy,😮
Feel sorry for people that have to wait for others not prepared to launch the boat at the ramp. Broncos right ramp etiquette 101 be prepared
Mate, love your commentary, well done!
Notice jetski people never seem to help? But they're great at being in the way !
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who spend 15 minutes preparing their boat backed down on the ramp. That’s how your drain plus “mysteriously vanishes”
That mystery boat looks like a Formula that was retrofitted with out boards.
57 baguettes , Louisiana po-boy sandwiches ! Dats a party !
Boat ramps are the best! 🤣
Gentle on the throttle, folks!
79th st never disappoints
The chick at 2:22 still holding the line cracks me up. Like it’s gonna run away
I don't know if docking here is different than on a lake but I've never seen so much craziness.
Are people required to carry a paddle there? That little boat with a paddle would have been fine. Glad to see someone helping though.
I love how my boy Broncos Guru "thinks out loud" in these videos. I do the same thing, wondering, or trying to see & understand what's going on around me. ....especially the things that make zero sense, (like the crew loading their boat at the boat ramp.)
I don't know how many times I've seen people prep on the ramp. It happens everywhere.
8:52 he's also enduring a crash course on how to strap on a PFD. 🤪
Oh bro i lost it when you said a little more boat love then i like to give LOL 0:10 your narration keeps me laughing, Keep the videos coming..
green shorts guy gets a boat pass from me!
Gaaahhhh, I'd have A WHOLE LOT to say to anyone who backs down the ramp and THEN starts prepping/loading their boat!
4:18 i know a fellow cuban when i see one 😂
That family is still on the boat ramp loading their boat.
@ 6:24 the 15 ft boat with engine problems , don't people carry a paddle in their smaller craft for such problems like this? He could have propelled the boat to the dock by paddling without much effort.
I still say they should have a dedicated jet ski ramp and that's it-- period. The majority just leave them around, sit in the way, and basically just do not care.
Give them one marked ramp (the one by the rock and trees) and post the other ramps No docking, No sitting, No loitering.
How did I just spend an hour watching these videos
I lost it when they pulled out the bread
Do we have are first "Dock Legend" docks his own boat and saves the guy on one motor.
Looks like a Sonic 30 ss that's been converted to outboards
Is there not a Make Ready areas where they can get the boat ready for the water?
10:25 Next on Miami Boat Ramps….. America’s new crack problem exposed! And stay tuned for our newest channel - “Miami Boat Ramp Tramp Stamps”. It’s all right here folks!
your video's make me want to avoid the miami water scene 🤣
I’d lose my fucking mind at the dudes prepping their boat at the ramp. Especially a busy one like this
Every time you say that you don’t know why someone is doing something or that you are confused, well the answer is simple, they don’t know what they are doing !
always make sure the vent is open on the fuel tank. She'll run a minute and stop just like thats doing. not saying thats the issue, but first thing to sneak in and fool you.
Haha. 4:14 opening a sandwich stand at the sand bar that gave me a chuckle.
Tuna salad baking in the hot sun ....
Villet språk skriver
With double engine boat, is the easiest way to dock a boat...
Note: dont rush to dock a boat, especially when you own over $75k worth of a boat
The people sitting on the docks on their phones with their jet skis tied up need to either launch and move away or load up and go home.
A boat dock is not a damn Starbucks.
That boat in question had a inboard engine before which was converted to hold outboards to make more room for more people
The Mystery Boat is a Sonic. iN the late 80 they did make some 24 OB version boats
Boat looks like an early 90's Wellcraft Scarab, looks like it was originally an io motor
Thats my guess, except it looks like factory outboard set up. I would think if it was an I/o repower they would have put a bracket on it, and not notch the transom and put a splashwell in.
Er, some of these boats are sitting very low in the water stern-wise. Is that normal?
I weep for the future.
10:22 Wait till the end for a real treat
He really gave that boat the finger
the tug-a-war boat looks like 1984 Wellcraft Scarab III with bimini top
The twin outboard at the beginning looks like a Sonic
Row in. Damn
Baguettes 🤣🤣🤣 in the 305 they're called cuban bread.
The boat in question looks kind of like a Formula to me.
And you thought Ringling Brothers went out of business… God Almighty this is tough to watch.
Mystery boat 1:40 looks like old school welcraft
Yeah, that SUCKS VERY BAD! I have been there waiting for 20 minutes. PLEASE HAVE YOUR BOAT READY PRIOR TO ARRIVAL.
This video pretty much sums up jet skiers. A boat in distress less than 100 feet from the dock and they won't help, but a 30 foot boat does?
That girl was fit, good lord
Thank you!
That's a well wellcraft
lol, single is easy if you have experience in the boat.
Most of the time you're just running one in the harbour anyways, no need to idle around at 6kn with both in gear.
Those two are so close together, not much yaw anyways.
Looks like Wellcraft/Scarab
👍👍😎⚓
First lot of guys nomnomnomnomnom
Like your comments
10:00 - that guys life jacket is way too loose. In a survival situation a jacket that rides up like that is bad news.
Oh haha Broncos mentions that a few seconds later.
Get a petition signed for a floating dock, it will save alot of time and damage on your boats