How Hollywood Realtors Talk- Tim Dillon Show Ep. 200
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2020
- Taken from Episode 200: "Knife Fights in Malibu"
• #200 - Knife Fights In...
Tim talks about his experience with a Malibu Realtor and how sharp his knife might be.
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Always thought I was a JRE guy, slowly realizing Im a tim guy!
IM ANGRY AND HE’S ANGRY
LET’S BE ANGRY TOGETHER
Tim is about 10 times funnier than Joe and even more intelligent.
Tim is scary funny - he's a gem
I only found Tim through JRE but it took 5 seconds for me to realise this guys hilarious. Been following him ever since, he’s naturally funny and has wit that comes from obvious intelligence. He’s randomly goes on rants funnier than most of the big name comedians comedy specials.
Still a JRE fan for the guests but you couldn’t pay me to go and watch Joe Rogan’s stand up. Everyone’s got different taste but I just don’t find him the least bit funny
Justin Limon don’t you mean gay
‘I live in Malibu and my son thinks he’s a woman. It’s a real knife fight down here’
That was easily the most funny thing I've heard all year!
Shiit man, yaknow' what they say: "Life in the big city..."
🔪 🔪 Malibu 🌴 🌴
@@nagsterthegangster3548 Malibu has like 30,000 residents 😅
License plate says SOLD 😭
🤣🤣🤣
Genius
I can easily imagine what kind of person would have that plate and I'm harboring a strong hatred for that person in my head
"Porn is more reputable", LOL. Having worked in Real Estate I can wholeheartedly agree.
I work in real estate now. The industry is lazy, sleazy, and as reputable as a phone case booth in the mall. The barrier for entry is unbelievably low.
Being a realtor was the most disgusting job I’d ever been a part of.
@@tonyh1345 join the medical field LOL. Everything is a racket. It really is
@@tonyh1345 Being a Journalist or a Politician would be lower then a Realtor.
Indeed. My wife started working for a very successful firm. Couldn’t last the week due to the atmosphere of pure lies and greed.
I got used to Tim. I used to laugh hysterically. Now I laugh in my head and have a serious face on because he's just telling the truth straight up.
That sums it up PERFECTLY!
I feel the same, best comedian alive , yes or yes?
I hear you on that I'll sometimes be sitting there for a half an hour and realize I haven't laughed out loud, but certainly have been enjoying every second it's a weird phenomenon
@@rezzbuilds8343 bro exactly the same here
Careful it’s a knife fight out there.
I like how Tim can create an entire persona from 4 words and the name Tracy...
*IT'S. A. KNIFE. FIGHT.*
we desperately need a t-shirt that says Malibu - Its a real knife fight out here. 😂😂😂
We do. Immediately
“If you build it, they will come.”
And put a shoving match in silver lake under it..🤣
It’s a knife fight Yes or Yes
hows this progressing?
That Irish skin can't handle the California sun.
"My son thinks he's a woman, its a real knife fight" 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Trigger 😂
“A fender bender in Studio City.” 🤣😂
😂
We should snuggle together and listen to Tim Dillon podcast
@@a-love-supremist id love to :)
@@a-love-supremist can we all snuggle up? My husband fucked my sister last christmas.
I am down for a thumb wrestling match in Highland Park, or a dance off with an old lady in Glassell Park.
A STUNNING ESTATE
That was the best - poetic almost
This is still one of my all time favs...I still to this day say, IT'S A REAL KNIFE FIGHT OUT THERE
Tim just came from a 'no hands' cherry pie eating contest. He won.
Probably 3 times a week if he could. He's not scared of some food.
😂🤣😅
He placed first AND third.
Then finished off the other contestants food
He's Irish, probably happened on the way to his car in the driveway.
Never before have I laughed, let alone with tears in my eyes, from hearing someone say, "knife fight" 50 times.
This was one of my earliest Tim Dillon videos, and I just listened to it again. The first time, I started crying laughing while cleaning the bathroom; three months later, I'm crying laughing again, but while putting groceries away. This home's gonna be a stunning estate someday.
Back 3 years later, still laughing, albeit now missing this old Tim and reminded by that Magic Spoon box of all those unhinged, hilarious ad reads before he had to take this whole fake business thing seriously and let himself be tamed by the sponsors. Pandemic Tim was probably the best Tim.
This guy is a goddamned virtuoso.
Interviewed with a Tracey this week... for real estate 😂😂😂
Hahaa did she mention how it's a real knife fight out here?
Tim’s monologues on his show are 10x better than his appearances on other shows
Yeah, I really feel like this is his true home turf, even beyond his standup.
I tried showing this video to a roomate who is studying for real estate in LA. She thought you were seriously talking about knives during your sharp knife credit metaphor. She was also concerned about the husband who blew his brains out. I literally had to tell her you were joking.
Truly as deep as a puddle
Oof
Her I.Q. is almost high enough to work there.
I wish her well.
This kills me every time
it never gets old
It's refreshing to hear such a glowing opinion of realtors
"Knife fights in the big city"
Tim needs to do a spoof reality TV show called Malibu Realty.
Tim gets at his best... when it's about real estate
His realtor rant is sooo good 😂😂😂
"Life's a Knife Fight"
I’ve watched this so many times. It’s gotta be my favourite Tim clip. It’s funnier than most Netflix comedians specials
I have not listened to one word of this video yet. I just quickly clicked on to remind everyone that it’s a knife fight out there!
What's so funny is this was during his ads. His ads are better than most people's show
Tim repeatedly screaming "IT'S A GODDAMN KNIFE FIGHT" made me laugh so hard I almost choked on a jolly rancher. Worth it.
This is Tim's finest rant. It's peak Tim. I love this man.
Lmao- “I’ll take a fender bender in Studio City”
Tim u seriously need to do Alex Jones parodies. Even do some with Alex lol
Boy do I have good news for you.
Indeed. Especially with Alex.
Adderall and grapefruit juice
“ Is your budget under 40 a month ? “
As a matter of fact, you're damn right it's under 40 per month. WAAAAAY under 40
😳
to people with money, all you are is a number. don't like it, find another area code.
@@matthewchunk3689 and deal with the shitty people who'd stab you for $50
@@2beJT yes there is zero middle ground
Tim "I've pimped sub-primes in the housing collapse" Dillon
*Life's a knife fight... bring a gun.
Tim looks like a Chernobyl liquidator.
Seriously though, what the fuck happened to his face? It looks like he got slapped by Tracy a bunch of times.
radiation burn for sure
2:45 Sam Kinison is smiling in the afterlife
Tim we know you hate merch but please put “ITS A KNIFE FIGHT” on a shirt please.
3:17 life’s a knife fight CJ
It's a real knife fight for these shirts!
Last year when I was working for a prominent jewelry company we were discussing how impractical the software was for sales, when the president said "Oh, it's a BEAR." I had already been considering giving my notice, and that comment helped me make my decision. "It's a knife fight" instantly reminded me of that.
Holy cow I cant breathe. Tim dillion kills
“I wish I felt” lmao
This needs an animated version of the story.
I'm not ready for an intense altercation with blades.
When I lived in West LA the lady who sold me my home told me she was the girl The Knack wrote "My Sharona" about when she was 14... so, this story checks out.
The song: Rosanna is about actress; Rosanna Arquette... 📻
“Meet a west LA girl, already know what I need to know”…
This dude is hilarious 😂 Shout out from Australia 👍
“HAHAhahahaHEHEHAHA I WISH I FELT!!” Best comedian out there, yes or yes!.
One of the funniest rants I’ve ever heard 😂
Knife fight out here
This is pure gold
I have listened to about all of his podcasts and i think this is my favorite
I come back to this video every couple of weeks.
Took a little sip of cold brew....😂
A dull butter knife used to kill a mother 😂
🤣🤣🤣
“My son thinks he’s a woman!…” oh my god this man is a fuckin treasure
Funniest gay man ever
This dude is fucking hilarious, he is Matt Fully the motivational speaker without the motivation. Absolutely fucking amazing way of speaking and communicating with regular folks.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
Love the intensity
"White Jag with a license plate that says SOLD" 🤣
Dude I've watched this video three nights in a row and cried laughing every fucking time, such a good bit such a good show
I watched it the other night and I'm already back. I watched it and a couple other clips too close to falling asleep though and I dreamt about getting a knife fight with AOC as a result....life in the big city
Same 😂😂
@@villainessy 🤣🤣 lifes a knife fight, (future tattoo inspiration
God I love Tim, flat out best podcast out there
LMFAO @ that keto cereal he's eating
I absolutely love the animation and yelling. Huge fan
Tim i love you straight from Long Island, keep it up.
I hope you're aware Tim was born and raised in Long Island!
You finally got me to subscribe with this knife fight you call a show ;P.
I am a fan now.
Tim Dillon and JimmyDore my top two favorite comedians.
Probably for a good minute.
I mean knife fight.
A REAL good one!
I'm also subbed to the main knife fight channel as it should be
Now I gotta find a way to get “Life’s a knife fight” as a yearbook quote.
the banter of this man. He's the overseas Nike sweatshop of banter.
He said her license plate says " SOLD"! Lol!
I miss these two together
This is like one of those radio stations you hear in GTA or something lol
Pure brilliance, bravo!
This is my favorite youtube video ever😂😂
This was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a month
2:44 "IT'S A KNIFE FIGHT! ITS A GOD DAMN KNIFE FIGHT!"
"Never bring a gun to an open house knife fight." -Tim Dillon (probably)
"I'm coming in with a dull butterknife designed to kill a mother."
=DDDD
Pure Gold!!
I lost it at 2:50
"Somebody KNIFE SOMEBODY!!!" -Tracy(Shout out Bill)
Tim needs a sketch show that will last one season but it would prob be a good season.
So it's harder to do fake business with Tracy from Malibu rentals
“My son thinks he’s a woman”😂😂😂😂
I'd have to email her, tell her I have no credit
The fact Tim is so sunburnt in this made me laugh without audio
KnifeFight in Malibou needs its own show
“It’s a real knife 🔪 fight”
This and the pet spider bit are the best!
Yo He is crazy funny!
Tim Dillion is now in my top 10
"Its a knife fight!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This had me dying!!!
White Jaguar with a license plate that says "SOLD"!
This is a Tim Dillon classic
Tim Dillion wants to sell you a house made out Percocets and Adderal.
I had that once, ‘‘twas indeed a knife fight till the bitter end
"I can sell you this house of Percocets for $40 a month. Yes or yes."
1:22 i will get into maybe a shoving match….. in silver lake😂
My favorite Tim Dillon line
Knife fight merch just came in the mail 😎
Tim you are the funniest comedian on the scene, no doubt 💰🙌🏾
"Hahaha ha I wish I felt" please make merch.
HAha! His red face plays well into the rant. Keep it, Tim! It's only melanoma.
Tim dillon doesn't need guests. Amazing
Lmao the residual effects of this is dangerous. In commercial real estate. It really is a knife 🔪 out here
He looks like rage from inside out screamin ITS A KNIFE FIGHT😂😂
Someone give this guy a skit show ASAP!!
He's another one of those guys who'll never have a show because they'll try to get him to play the game--or tell him not to this or that from the rip. And he's not going to play ball even a little bit because that'll erode his style of comedy. So no show. Just like Patrice O'Neal. But Tim will be happy regardless, right where he is.