Riff Raff: I Could've Easily Been a Pro Ball Player
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- čas přidán 5. 06. 2024
- www.vladtv.com/ - The eccentric Houston rapper claims that he's such a great ball player that he could've "easily" went pro. Riff Raff also reveals some of the crazy encounters he's had with women while out on the road, the most money he's ever dropped in one day and how much he estimates his chains to be worth.
- Hudba
Kobe and Lebron are lucky Raff never got into the game.
shut up
KD woulda got his shit rocked
Could played for the Pistons but they found codiene in my system
Coulda played for da Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket
Coulda played for da clippers but they found cocaine in my slippers
"Haters are unhappiable"- Riff Raff
I'm using this for my senior quote lol
Anthony Nguyen did you?
did you?
Did you?
Did you?
didja
“They hating cause my grandma riding a candy chariot” 😂
That shit had me dead😂
Fucking GONE 😂
He's an entertainer.
Tell me you weren't entertained, regardless of your feelings towards him after the interview.
+F13RY0N5L4UGHT yea at the end
This is true lol
true.. and he's making money
+Devon Bradford yea because stupid fuckin people out there with no taste fall in the marketing trap
Yes
"What's the most-"
"Points I had in a game?"
fucking ,looool
I fucking lost it lmaaooo
EASILY
Port EASILY!!!
Easily that 70k day was ballinist day, easily Eaaasilly.
EASiLY
If meth was a person
I'm surprised no added to this, good comment
true lol
im fucking dead 😂😂
+Jibby Bagoom 100000000000000000 points
hahahhaahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahah
He kinda wasn't lying when he said he could get back in shape. 🤷🏻♀️
Facts motivation
This man is a legend. Brain-fried or not, he has an uncanny ability to make me laugh no matter how bad my day is going.
Facts and he knows what he’s doing. He plays up the druggie shit for the image but he knows what he’s doing
"They are unhappyable" lmao 😂
I was looking for this one lol
"easily,easily"
"they are unhappiable"
I read this when he said it. Wow
+I Am Legend me too holy shit
+LilsheenerORIGINAL me too.. my gawd.... what the fuck is going on here?
+Austin Parlee anhedonic
+Austin Parlee lmfao! Im donwe...."easily!"
Unhappyable 2:42
In19944 hahahahaha
Hahaha!
hahaha that part made me laugh XD
In19944 is that a new word
"Then I went and served myself a damn lobster platter."
EASILY
Kelly Glusovich fuckin beat me to it 😂
I love Riff Raff but those tattoos are "middle of the mall shit"
haha so true! i love his middle of the mall shit tattoos. The Human Nascar
Lol
so much gold in his mouth it's impairing his speech..
Marco Esteban i wouldnt mind if i had gold in my mouth that would impair my speech lol
"Cuz she ridin on candy chariot" lmao
When he cut him off and was like "most points I had in a game?" I about died laughing. This guy is brilliant.
if he was black , he would just be a normal guy
Lmfaooo so true
He won't
ecdctechmma Hahahahaha that was great sir, i applaud your comment.
If he was black he would be flavor flav. WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
If he was black he would have been consider mentally disabled, but he's an normal white man from the south.
I like Riff Raff. He's himself and doesn't give a fuck if you don't like it. Some of his stuff is questionable but respect to him for doing what he wants to do in life. That's the dream, right? Shit I party like it's 1999 about 3 days a week and my priorities are a little messed up at age 26 but I'm doing alright and couldn't be happier. Fuck being traditional and do what makes you happy. Just live
AMEN
+TwistTheWrist dude shut up
Eat my pubes. If you like doing stuff like that, then go do something else you don't like.
+TwistTheWrist you were 9 in 1999...
+TwistTheWrist He's himself? Lol get the fuck over yourself, his whole persona is an act.
you ever had salt and vinegar potato chips lmaooo
Riff Raff is a whole lot smarter than people think. He was about to crack a smirk at that "Unhappiable" comment he made. I think it's all a brilliant act by this guy.
I agree. You have to respect how talentless people can make art and sell themselves as talented. It's a hard skill to master. Look at kesha. Talentless, yet she scored a perfect 1600 on her s.a.t's. She used her skill of marketing and has created a career for herself. Unintelligent people can not do this.
No shit Sherlock. Every genius acted dumb through life but behind walls was strategically building & planning his wealth
@@yohannesnegga 9+ Years Ago & Riffs *still* the man. Anyways, Share your extensive knowledge on Geniuses with us, Professor! Tell me about your Autism too plz.
@@ianluman Kesha has some fire beats but that’s about it lmao but glad she carved out a successful career for herself
@@NorthWestPvPlolrektnoobnah, kesha’s first THREE albums were god tier 🔥 and I will literally fight you to stand up for that non-subjective opinion
The person interviewing Rif Raff is insulting him, and he doesn't even know it.
He knows it, that's his whole ploy. Act like a complete fool, dress like a complete fool, get tattoos like a complete fool. He does this all as a huge publicity stunt listen to the stupidity of his lyrics he's like the white lil B.
lol he had a whole conversation with himself 3:22-3:55
Having flashbacks of "Malibu's Most Wanted".
I hear to
hah true
+Daric same here.. this guy is a mess and terrible rapper.. but had to hear this guy talk about could have been a ball player lol
Dis Malibu
You don't know how hard it is to keep them people off your private beaches
I've specifically seen those shitty ass chains at the mall
He had them made by a really well known jeweler and manufacturer, Johnny Dang. Prolly did see them in a store and thought "Oh I want that made way too expensive"
I seen those shits at China town. They look fake with his sterling silver necklaces.
Stupid he's rich
ant man stupid your a bitch
No you havent Cause Tv Johhny in Houston Customized those Chains for him!
Damn why everybody hating? I ain't no fanboy or whatever but I think the dude's kinda funny. Also if you don't like it, why watch the video?
this nigga funny af, he should stick to comedy.
He's funny because people laugh primarily at him rather than with him.
A Pizzel I don't know you tell me?
"yall need some milk"
this guy was a head of his time god damn!
No he wasn’t shut the fuck up they been making hot milk comecials since before u were born kid
True 50 years from now all the old people we see now who grew up in the 40, 50,. 60, 70's will be gone and unfortunately probably majority of the white American population will be like this. Lol I'm gonna miss our elders
@@josephgonzalezdelvalle7137 Ah Gonzalez! Shut up and get me a taco! 🌮Just playin homie😅You telegraphed that shi
Yeah maybe bec of BIG TUCK .. hmmm
The grill is no longer cool when it gives you a lisp
the unmolded ones will do that homie. if you dont want that your gunna be spending serious cash
Ahh thank it pronounced Lithp
Every cat I've ever met who wore a grill, celebrity or just a baller, had either a slight lisp, or an exaggerated lisp. It honestly depends on your syntax before you put the grill in. Riff speaks lazy to begin with, grill makes it worse. If he didn't wear 30 different grills, he would get used to them and speak better.
aspestice the grill was never cool
Its.more.cool
Reminds me of the guy with the no ragrets tattoo in we're the millers 😂
Regerts*
You deviated my septum....nawm sayin
Riff raff looking like a my player gone wrong
Lmfaoooo
Why do most rappers talk like they have down syndrome?
+Logan Kelly young thug and Gucci man too
+HellaStockCD7 Don't compare this guy to a person with downey. That is insulting that
that community.
+utewbing reel talc
+Kyle Baird Their not there ...
+Kyle Baird nigga was that you at 0:50 ?????
smart man...when he said
"I didn't pay for it..."
Never spill vodka on ya this shit burns he says at the end when he spilled vodka on himself and his jewelry lmao. He has so much bling bling in his mouth he can hardly talk but he's funny. Looks like a cool guy to just chill out with and talk about his wild adventures lol. Lucky man!
We need more riff raffs in this world, this dude's the shit.
it's like he got stuck in the stage of a 13 year old going through a faze...
you the one acting like a 13 year old, judging another dude you don't even know.
jbmp1390 yeah I guess so.. I'm sorry but I guess I'm just old school. Some guy with pink girl hair looks pretty damn ridiculous to me.
+Jeremy White if your talkin bout how he talkin in the video its cuz he got a full grill of diamonds in his mouth
Party Mchardy that's the thinking of a 15 year old. " let's not take life seriously" la la la. Meanwhile. Your being hunted by cops
Lol I'm a hater and don't want to see him be successful because I said I said it's a faze? Sounds like some of you are getting emotional about a pretty basic comment. I don't with nothing bad for this dude if he is successful being a rapper and makes a lot of money I hope he continues and has a good life. It's just my opinion. I'm not even trying to troll anyone you guys just got a gay obsession with riff raff or something.
Riff "Eazily" Raff
Tyrone Jackson I don't think you can take the piss out of a name that already takes the piss out of itself mate
"Unhappyable"
haha word of the day
Went and set myself a lobster platter, EASILY!
LMFAO
"His mommas momma was hatin on my grandma"
Love this interview man always puts me in a good mood! So funny!
easily.EASILY!..........................easily.
He seems like a real, light hearted and funny guy if you ask me. Seriously, how can anyone NOT like him!? I bet if that hater was in a room with him they would leave off hugging like best friends becasue this riff raff is so friendly and inviting.
Big Tuck look him UP and you'll see where Riff stole his swag from !
Riff raff is a literal genius and he made it big as a troll.
this guy has low-key figured out life
I don't think Special Olympics is considered "pro"
"chartreuse cat" LOL
he got all his jewelry from Chuck E Cheese know way I'm sayin
wat
Lol
+Austin Lizotte probably. But that ICEE piece is 'cold' and I also saw him with a sick ass slimmer chain from a while ago.
He said "y'all need some milk" 😂️😂️😂️ my nigga that was in 2012
This video was made in 2012.
+Jacob Frank LOL u shut that nigga down real quick
Thank you lol
hes like one of those hilarious liars
I like riff Raff because he doesn't take shit, and he's honest. But at the same time, he's not rude or an ass like a lot of other entertainers.
say what you want he's funny af lol
...but instead he chose to suck at Rap.
lmao. Cold.
You know them salt and vinegar chips?
+Bryan Bangst he is not a rapper, he says it himself. He just him and he happens to rap but he also happens to do other things. He is just an entertainer like a live reality show.
LOL that shit not worth 45k
how the hell would you know you broke fuck
If it's made out of all diamonds then yes it is worth that much
Eddie Adorno keyword : IF
wait so is this guy serious
Yes he is serious. either respect his honesty or walk away
I just think the dude is funny lol
noun uneedtono Is that racism? are you that much of an idiot? smh
noun uneedtono
1st wtf do i need evidence for, i really couldn't care less what you think, 2nd the word nigga had nothing to do with my comment. 3rd this convo was over months ago, get a life
"Life is never easy" never said Riff Raff
I come back to this about once every 2 years. "Coula hit the prooosss"
His mommas momma was hatin on my damn grandma....way back in the 1700s...Tripping cuz my grandma was ridin on a candy chariot" Funniest shit I ever heard.
Me and my buddy still say “easily” to this day 😂
@@cdula26 brooo me too lmaooo. Me and my girl are always saying "eeeasily"
Lmao I make a come back to this video at least once a year lmao
"Dont be mad 'cause they got better horses and chariots."
Riff Raff looks like when the cameras cut off, he washes off his tattoos, takes out his gold teeth, fixes his hair and goes back theater class to receive his grade.
nah but this is him
Riff Raff will always make me laugh. Im pretty sure he's high during this interview 😂😂😂
@3:50 "Fuck off me, Get off me, sshhhhHA!! 😂😂😂
COKED OUT
I love this dude! He just goes about being himself and having fun
All i could think of the whole time was James Franco in spring breakers.
2:41 " They are unhappyable... " Bahahaha!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
My dude
Just said " unhappiable" lmao dude is classic
Riff is a rap visionary. A true lyrical genius and the future of the rap game.
.
Still to this day in 2023
How do you know if Riff Raff is lying? His mouth is moving.
U r stupid he actually did all that stuff and is good at b ball. And sad thing is he makes more money than u will and only played on a b ball team for a month
Riff raff gotta be on the show again! Dude grinded hard and came a long way.
If this dude isn't proof society is circling the drain then go watch the Kardashians
79steelymatt Yes! finally someone who realizes the truth...
79steelymatt A real one
79steelymatt It's fucking sickening.
Preach!!
79steelymatt Dudes living how he want's and people have made him famous, so why is he garbage? He seems successful to me.
why would a "Man" waste 100K on jewellery even if he was a millionaire! that's just stupid to me and waste of money !
It's his money so I don't understand the problem?
if u were listening he said he didnt pay for none of them noob
ajam31 Exactly!!!! .. thank you! :)
ajam31 you cant say he is shit at music if he is making money that's just an opinion .
Just sayin', the reason (or symbol, if you want) of rappers buying expensive chains is so if they're arrested they don't lose their illegal money. They'll get their chain back after the sentence/court.
"I could easily get back into shape" he's pretty swole now lol!!
Ya joking right
+*RH93* he went from like 180 to at least 230-240.
+*RH93* ya he is pretty swole now
+Dominic Le Easily easily easily 250
Big Wiggus lmaoo
What do you do best?..put ice on my chest!!😂😂
Every male over 30 the same story on how they all could've gone pro lol
yea but riff raff really ballin tho😂
The dude played college man..
nah but i could have really gone pro
Is this the guy from springbreakers?
He sued James Franco because the character in the film was based off him and he didn't get any sort of compensation
subtracted from diplos bank account, lmao
Diplo is a G!!!
Riff Raff: doing what I do best
Vlad : what’s that
Riff Raff : putting ice on my chest
He was the inspiration for Malibu's Most Wanted
unhappy-able
LOL'ed when i heard it, i didnt understand your comment at first.
Hating on my granny cus she riding on candy chariot. Lol he's so funny
Things have gotten so weird that riff raff seems like an educated gentleman
chartreuse cat....that's definitely what that is
Houston from houston yea he called it a Winchester cat in another video llf
Its spelled shartoose you dumb fuck
"Eeeshhhily"
I would also NEVER get a tattoo from anyone whoever did his tattoos lol. A toddler wrote on his arm with permanent markers.
See the problem here is people are taking him seriously. If you watch his videos, listen to his lyrics and this interview it's pretty apparent he isn't serious. He's just making fun of those rappers that take their life so seriously
no he isn't lol
***** His power moves ain't dumb though
No one can be as stupid as him and just happen to mock rap stereotypes in his songs and videos. you just hate him because you don't find it funny, which is perfectly understandable. but I firmly believe Riff Raff is a persona he puts on, acting like every C-level rapper out there talking about his chains and basketball skills. he's a parody. he's the Monty Python of rap
Zach Hatten you're moronic
Tony Iommi Oh you know what you're right. Your solid argument has made me change my opinion. I'll be like the rest of you and worship trash rappers like Lil Wayne and 2 Chains because their message of "I have sex and make money" is easy for me to digest
From 5:15 it becomes like a casting couch interview.
LMMFAO FORALWAYS
"Those type of people are unhappyable"....words of wisdom right there. Even better than his grandma that was living through the 1700s.
On a chariot
They were trippin cause they were riding on a candy chariot LOLOL this dude is the man.
The biggest troll in the game he's an actor and society is stupid enough to make him famous good for u man
i think he's the best worse rapper out
Who acts for 20 years dumbass
Y’all lame riff raff a real one
This is an actual great interview. Perfect perception of Rif.
"What's the craziest thing you've done sexually" hold up vlad let me get a Coke and make some shit up quick
Yep hes all made up. Big tuck is who we want not Riff raft who can't play basketball !
Embarrassment to humanity.
I bet he doesn't know what a GED is.
He has a GED lol
thats incredible who cheated for him to get it
me
Habbyy R at least somebody has charity out there, good for you.
Lmao when he was ask "what's the craziest thing you've done sexually" riff Raff says "can we get a drink and come back to that question".... When the camera cuts off and comes back on.... Riff raff is high af on something!!! 😂😂😂
"Unhappy-able" "Hating cuz they got better horses & chariots and shit..." LMFAOOOO!
Unhappyable isn't a word...yet. RiFF is still killin it.
Lol, I don't know how anyone can look or sound like this and be comfortable with themselves.
This man is a genius, people make fun of him and hate so much that it has literally made him famous. He dresses and acts like that for publicity, and it works.
Good point, though by looking at his tattoo quality, I'm sure he really is like this. Assumption of course.
Lee Zen ya he got those when he was getting butt fucked in jail lol
Lee Zen lol they all look like shit
I fucking love Riff Raff this nigga be wilding out for real yo. I wouldn't mind smoking a fat ass joint with Riff one time, he'll probably have me over there dying of laughter. Lmao
I miss old Riff Raff. Dude, get back on booze & coke asap!
I swear lol
He really grew as an artist though
Avslappnande Ljud Att Sova Till and now he has
This reminds me of Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt. lol
He seems smarter when he's rapping...
I like his math on them cars , paint, jewels.
"his grandma was hatin on my grandma, they were trippin way back. lolllllll