Do You Want To Play With My Balls?

Story Time with Tom Foolery
Presents...
Do You Want To Play With My Balls?
Narrated by Tom Foolery
Written by The Cifaldi Brothers
This is clearly a parody of a kids book and not to be taken seriously.
Yes this is a real 'kids book for adults' and available to buy via the link...
www.amazon.co.uk/Do-You-Want-...

[@catrina7083]

Why does the narrator sound like Dame Judy Densch? Hmmm?

[@wayneessar7489]

Dame?

[@lanieh6900]

Haha!

[@petercdowney]

@bassman686 Actually, "Dame" is feminine of "Sir". The feminine of "Duke" is "Duchess".

[@deadlee666]

Cathy Morrison OMG YESS

[@akmaralboranbayeva6071]

Same

[@mr.gamewatch1143]

Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard, *he lost one*
IM CRYING

[@TAKirbyStar]

omfg

[@BastroHat]

Are you the real Mr game and watch? Please sign my auto graph!

[@TAKirbyStar]

@@BastroHat
Please tell me you're joking

[@Plooooof]

So was Billy

[@animegod9221]

Hah yeah

[@conjureandreanimate]

"Sally kicked the ball so hard, he lost one."
The pain is unimaginable
This some how got more like than most comment, hell yeah

[@christianmartinez3587]

Oh I'm imagining it, my imaginary third ball hurts now

[@righteousone5119]

It's quite the medical disease indeed

[@christianmartinez3587]

@@righteousone5119 Yeah

[@christianmartinez3587]

@@righteousone5119 *Disease

[@eng3052]

hitler lore

[@Gobucks33]

There’s a life lesson to be learned from this, “Girls hate hairy balls!” Is a legendary line💀

[@Crying_Child_fan]

HELP-

[@Sienna_TheGamer]

As a gilr this is true 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@enriquemoreno8549]

Ima girl 😂

[@bambampewpew32]

as a girl this isn't true 👅🤤🤤🤤

[@enriquemoreno8549]

@@bambampewpew32 Ayo?💀

[@_xXD3ATHXx_]

The author knew what he was doing 💀

[@xetto]

well yeah this is a parody book

[@_xXD3ATHXx_]

@@xetto true

[@Tocachrissylyn1..sunflowers]

💀💀💀 bro my grandpa read this to my grandma when they are 19 💀 and I thought I threw book away 0:46

[@xetto]

@@Tocachrissylyn1..sunflowers the book was first published in 2012 you genius

[@_xXD3ATHXx_]

@@Tocachrissylyn1..sunflowers 💀💀💀

[@Zarovu]

"This is Sally"
"Sally is a mean girl"
"She kicked Billy's ball so hard he lost one"
"Don't be like Sally"

[@gennericrapperalt2120]

Kill sally and eat her eyes

[@therealparin]

@@gennericrapperalt2120 lol

[@gennericrapperalt2120]

@@therealparin great idea am I right

[@aguy7095]

@@gennericrapperalt2120 yesiir

[@fishandchips230]

@@gennericrapperalt2120 LOL

[@shlawg2]

"Look your dog is licking my balls."
THIS HAD ME DYING

[@kit4akat]

Same

[@ilburrito0059]

My dog did this to me years ago

[@Setanta077]

@@ilburrito0059 huh
huh whuh

[@yawndqze]

@@ilburrito0059 📸 🤨

[@elmexicanofracazado9027]

@@ilburrito0059 Bro 📸🤨?

[@CrazyCappy22]

Teacher: what book should we read today?
Me:um…

[@faythang2513]

Do you want to play with my b a l l s ?

[@cesarmelgarejo5904]

Um

[@nolinteh6732]

0:47 BRO THAT WEIRDEST

[@pessoa_aleatoria99]

Imagine a teacher reading this without showing the pictures at the book 💀

[@ItsMark.]

fun fact: *The creator of this story knew what he was doing*

[@mignonne_]

NO WAYYYYYYYYY

[@sandstond]

I dont get it

[@kat._com]

@@sandstond how old are you?

[@sandstond]

@@kat._com no i was just joking

[@LxckCrown]

@@sandstondcock

[@ashleyiswatching6637]

I can imagine a teacher mistaking this for a children’s book and reading this outloud

[@M..796]

But it is , you are just dirty mindet ... like all of us

[@ashleyiswatching6637]

@@M..796 It’s not though, says it in the description

[@ripefardsac]

@@M..796 its a gag lmao no way ANY books from this channel are real childrens books.

[@HamHamIsDeadInside]

y e s

[@ordinarygamer2655]

@@M..796 lol the book is not even targeted towards children

[@user-mg7qk4su4n]

"Is Soo big I can't even fit in my mouth" IS CRAZY💀😭

[@urskastarman5814]

Frr😂

[@The0ncl3r]

And the teacher is going to be wondering why the children are giggling🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Freshc0re]

The author knew exactly what they were doing while making that book 😔✋

[@goldstar4363]

I CAME HERE FROM UR COMMUNITY POST

[@flurpy789]

@- Нєι¢нσυυ - those are capslock not yelling lmao

[@leviosa9273]

well i sure didn't expect to see my idol here 👁️👁️

[@jeyred2971]

They did crack

[@311.madiii]

LOWKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-

[@zve6]

Imagine daycare teachers looking for narrated stories playlist and found one with this in ☠️

[@zve6]

@Genaro Quispe I know it's satire but look at the thumbnail
Some careless teachers just look at the cover and downloads it

[@bluedoge6363]

69 likes nice

[@DumDoger]

when you change the like count from 1.4 to 1.5k

[@zve6]

@@DumDoger looks like this vid got picked up by the algorithm

[@wgamer85]

*realization kicks in*

[@AustinCoplin]

"Look Louie! Your dog is licking my balls" got me dying 💀

[@Yoitmarima.2]

Whoever made this knew what they were doing

[@ray4k]

It makes this even funnier when you realize that this is an actual book that you can buy

[@KZS4]

:O

[@PuppyButtr]

WAIT ARE YOU FR NO FUCKING WAY-

[@ryobaaishi9225]

:0

[@millionsofpeople9414]

im gonna order it then throw it in the school library 😂

[@aaravbartaula964]

Lol

[@paull2937]

The narrator is excellent at holding his laughs.

[@stanstanmansan]

im the 69th like lmao

[@sta5011]

He?

[@aleisley5797]

@@sta5011 1:35

[@Vlogssw.kimmie]

PLSSS THE BOOK 💀

[@RobloxEnthusaist]

This was posted two years ago Paul L

[@Smillyface132]

"she kicked his balls so hard he lost one" bluds not having kids

[@riedaebrahim]

“Girls hate hairy balls” thats wild fr 💀

[@stardust69420]

"Not anymore...yesterday, Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard he lost one."
Respect for Billy for withstanding that hit.

[@LikeAWill]

LOL

[@ninjachickn9952]

So relateble

[@hadow3177]

Became hitler lmao

[@arkzzianpatriot]

Ooof LOL

[@ISA-el4je]

I’m dead

[@calgraherentertainment7101]

Next book prediction:
"I BEAT MY MEAT AT A BUTCHER SHOP"
Edit: I got that joke from SML so credits to them. And pretty weird to make an edit about it now after 2 years.

[@rfck450]

Or, I work at Beecher Tool & Dye....

[@kbye8s]

Or, I beat my meat while cooking dinner! That could be more funnier😂😂😂

[@02.aryajayakusuma15]

my friend helps me to beat my meat for dinner

[@nudeclosurereality9203]

BALLS MEAT FOR DINNER .... HOW THAT SOUND

[@professionalbozo]

@@02.aryajayakusuma15 IM DYING 💀

[@Shishoulovesmiku]

The author knew what he was doing💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Sleepy_Droplet]

SURE CHUCK, I CAN HOLD YOUR BALLSACK SO IT WONT DRAG ON THE GROUND crackin me up so hard

[@SvordingUnique]

"so what did you do outside?"
"I kicked someones ball soo hard he lost one!"
"😳"

[@tortillacons4l]

LMAOOO

[@f3xmini427]

XDDDDDDDD

[@f3xmini427]

LMAO

[@Cropz]

i wanna die

[@cheemcrayon8188]

LOOOOOL

[@whipzyy670]

I put this on a speaker in class 😂

[@savageguaca6380]

I thought this was a clean nursery rhyme so I put it for my niece now my sister won’t let me take care of her anymore I regret it shouldn’t have listen to my friends 😭

[@B0bby_V]

You are a madlad

[@YaniMani13]

@@savageguaca6380 oof my sister plays this to my niece all the time and im just like wtf is that

[@Evilmushroomthing]

r/thathappened

[@Boi_Gtag]

Madlad. all im gonna say

[@Zedblay]

At this point it feels like she’s doing it on purpose💀

[@PsychoManits]

Tom Foolery know what he was doing 💀

[@howiedewin3688]

And remember, always wash your hands after playing with balls; You never know where they've been!

[@gatita99]

OMLLL STAAAAP

[@RealSMSi]

Lmfao

[@chrisbulman550]

SO FUNNY

[@mohtm7342]

BRO WTF

[@Subscribeforicecream836]

Lol

[@mercylopez7064]

The narrator is a legend for holding his laughter

[@Datboi-qq4de]

Except if he/she made it unironically

[@sandrasennhauser1776]

@Mercy Lopez - you mean HER laughter. She doesn’t sound like a man

[@johnrichardson2502]

Do you m ow any women named Tom?

[@cringereacts2379]

@@sandrasennhauser1776 if you get a daughter name her "tom"

[@raptor893]

Correct sir

[@NotL3xiRoblox]

IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR THIS WHOLE STORY

[@Ihateyou274]

Sally kicked billys balls so hard💀

[@Human_boy_dude]

I think whoever wrote this book perfectly knew what he was doing 💀

[@missflawlessxo]

most original comment award 🥇

[@ABC-ik9vj]

You're stupid?

[@Ceo2323ue]

Dude just commented on a video from 3 years ago trying to get likes

[@Human_boy_dude]

@@Ceo2323ue I honestly didn’t even read when was this video from, and I certainly wasn’t seeking for likes :)

[@eveek]

@@Ceo2323ue just like how you commented on a video from 3 years ago? be fucking fr now

[@isimyok960]

The creator of this story got some balls to do this.

[@kit4akat]

Hahah

[@tomfooIeryz]

this story sucks, who even wants to play with balls? nobody plays with mine!
lmao

[@tmyfiictrwiemya]

Amogus

[@what8333]

@@tomfooIeryz amogus

[@StrasburgCN89]

omfg lmao

[@kuakykiten]

Now listen to it with your eyes closed 😂😂😂

[@DarkmatterXD]

instant regret

[@prod.rashunda4395]

"get them balls out of your mouf before you choke " I CANT BREATHE

[@youfoundmychannellol]

I remember seeing this on a library, the kids enjoyed it. The parents laughed.

[@lokmanmiah1645]

Wait really!?

[@randomguy514]

Wow

[@code066funkinbird3]

Lol

[@dreiundsiebzig-zweiundsechzig]

*Giggling Parent Noises*

[@Monogirlang]

Cool story bro

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"Yeah, well when I play with Sally, I always end up with blue balls."_
*That's rough, buddy.*

[@RandomUserInTheInternet123]

BF: not only one person is left with that

[@Emoji782]

That's fnf buddy

[@spidrothfanxd9239]

Avatar quote?

[@Mary22peyton]

Blue balls are when you want to have 5ex with someone but can’t, not from fnf

[@arpegiuss5493]

Fnf reference

[@MimiZion-nj9fm]

IM TELLING A TRUSTED ADULT😭💀

[@Classicrobloxfan1]

"Balls" 💀💀

[@Leo-qj3eg]

It’s impossible to not listen to this without laughing when you’re dirty minded.
Wow my comments are blowing up

[@Fartaphobia_]

not dirty minded

[@Fartaphobia_]

but normal

[@Fartaphobia_]

if people think balls as the place where you do da poopy they are normal

[@Fartaphobia_]

everyone laugh at this accept innocent people and KIDS

[@Fach317]

U dont even need to be dirty minded xD

[@doctorelijah]

"You know Chuck, if we show Sally our hairy balls, she'll scream for sure!"
I'm dead.

[@rayshaunjolly2525]

😂😂

[@dizzy_jump]

Yeah she’d probably kick em

[@squirrelchipmunkgopherbeaver]

@@dizzy_jump she’ll kick them so hard they both would lose one of their balls

[@cocoduck7745]

Don't worry Chuck is a masochist after all

[@witchking008]

W T F

[@10YearsofDarkness]

This whole thing is the best thing I have ever seen

[@MOFEY..]

Legend, says they are still playing with each others balls😂

[@brainaneurysmguy8810]

Sally is scared of our hairy balls I was dying in that part 😂

[@jellycat6622]

This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Alex-ie7xl]

It’s the funniest thing in history it’s the son of can I put my balls in yo jaws

[@tornadomig798]

“She squeezed my balls so hard they looked funny” it had me laughing on the floor💀

[@hfjordan128]

now that's intense

[@Viaivy1]

Lol

[@l9l680]

nahhh das wild

[@nykamarquez4747]

Now he needs a Nother ball

[@rockyrocky3007]

Squares

[@Sadguy85]

Imagine getting kicked in the ball so hard, not only you cant have childrens anymore, but you've lost your marbles, literally

[@user-zi3yc8vl4l]

Mom: Can i read your a story
the story:

[@kuroronet]

Imagine playing this to a blind person

[@martinmartinmartin940]

😳

[@darkendway]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@justadude5179]

No imagine playing it to a deaf person

[@user-x3cctjs]

@@justadude5179 wouldn’t be as funny but I applaud your idea

[@carljaygolingan5785]

But not me

[@dweibox0073]

Finally, a children's book that is even more fun for the adults to read.

[@MesiMessimes]

XD

[@Thepurpleone0805]

LOL

[@vaishalihambire2340]

XD LOL

[@YeeHaww]

They knew what they were doing with this story 💀💀

[@TopG800]

0:14

[@user-jr4te8zb2n]

Teacher : "I'm gonna show you a story as an example of the friendship"
The story : 💀

[@meeperbeans]

"sally kicked billy's balls so hard he lost one"
DAMN I FELT THAT
💀

[@sunthe_cat822]

“Girls hate hairy balls”
*this part had me rolling on the round nonstop laughing and I probably laughed at this more than most people would of*

[@Idontuseyoutubelollll]

I would have died if there was no pic for all the pages

[@sunthe_cat822]

@@Idontuseyoutubelollll IKR

[@Penut_Hijau]

yeds

[@Olaf_2404]

I probably laughed more

[@derpy_drg2459]

You laughed so hard Sally came and kicked your balls lmao

[@KingMartianYT]

Finally, an entertaining children's book 💀💀💀

[@BiggiePBIGBIGBOI]

oh no thers another one its called dees big nuts

[@myselfsquad129]

​@@BiggiePBIGBIGBOI ik

[@M4y4h]

I was laughing so hard

[@clossmania]

Naw jit trippin

[@Shabcy69]

Hey guys, is at/ 0:31 supposed to be Sally's underwear?

[@user-fh3wi3tz3k]

the creators know damn well how wired that sounded.

[@AstronomicalThe2nd]

The guys who wrote this book deserves a huge award

[@davebettinson5734]

Lmao I’m crying with laughter

[@paulconnolly3189]

Me too so hilarious! Double meaning 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryerboi4196]

same

[@lovelyorange2451]

SAME

[@samiecock]

Same man why this kids book😂😂😂

[@mrmako5367]

bruh moments

[@riyadhal-shammary3018]

"Your balls are so big, I can't even fit them in my mouth!"
Bro this had my dying ,nearly choked of laughter 😂

[@hehehe2269]

And “Sure. Only if I can play with both of your balls at the same time”
💀 I’m almost died at that part. The author knew what he was doing

[@jamescheney9877]

get those balls out of your mouth before you choke

[@spookijules1703]

i started laughing as soon as i heard the title

[@spedspade123]

@Bacon who gives a crap

[@moonlighbriastarr34507]

AYO

[@BetoesbatmanRE1]

thank you I showed my son this and he likes it!! Thank you!

[@itsk1lll]

i needed this in my life

[@Kiman1ii]

"Girls don't like hairy balls" I'm dying 💀💀💀.

[@gojira-kun4836]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahagagahaggagagsgsgagaag

[@Fartaphobia_]

what color you want to see after your funeral?

[@kripageorge5387]

I CAN’T LMAOO

[@starlight8540]

@@Fartaphobia_ blue.

[@Fartaphobia_]

@@starlight8540 like blue balls?

[@BattlecatsEXE]

“And I always end up with blue balls”
And this is how Friday night funkin started

[@kit4akat]

Haha yeah

[@louisegabrielponce2105]

beep

[@emigo2]

Bop

[@darrelllothian8200]

Bap

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

holy shit that's the best joke I've ever heard in my life 😐 dam you the funniest person in the entire world you finished funny life 😐

[@Coffeeytbh]

Time to send this to my freind with absolutely no context

[@collincollora1981]

This full video got me dying

[@iindyxbell1842]

“Only if I can play with both of your balls at the same time” got me ON THE GROUND LAUGHING 😂

[@jax5368]

Ya XD

[@WinnableSensei]

not anymore yesterday sally kicked billy's ball so hard he lost one

[@ninjachickn9952]

"You know that mean girl Sally? She squeezed my balls so hard they looked funny"

[@thobui8077]

Me to

[@michaeldoggo4070]

Boys relate to this

[@evava5245]

I wish the school library had this family friendly story book that’s for kids

[@milkiiix]

Yess

[@zuzituffin1850]

Yea totally family friendly

[@phony173]

in my school thats an elementary i found this book in the library

[@WaitWhosGlitch]

its not a kids book.... Its a adult book by secret look it up

[@zuzituffin1850]

@@WaitWhosGlitch you missed the joke 😞

[@kingho5956]

If you don't understand this video, we need more people like u

[@user-wu6ch2fm6g]

They are so big part got me dying 😂

[@TH-rx1kt]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe.

[@Polatian]

same

[@somekiddo2795]

Same.

[@dominique5631]

Same 💀

[@lawrencespicher1769]

Are you ok?

[@TheRealWL9]

420th like

[@khadijahkhairunnisa6494]

I wheezed too hard at this😂😂😂😂😂

[@Just_a_lazy_YouTuber281]

I can't with this😭

[@Zenomarinw_927]

"Sally kicked billy's balls so hard he lost one"
LMAOOOO💀

[@cheese5843]

Uh oh it looks like he’s now a one baller

[@reddust3308]

XDDDDDDDDD

[@ElectryBoy123YouTubeOfficial]

R.I.P our little soldier..

[@strawbpurinn]

LMFAO

[@peterellis7766]

THE PAIN IN THAT MANS BALLS MUST HAVE BEEN BLEEDING

[@user-oi5do3ib9v]

This book is fire. It should be a best seller

[@kingben_yt377]

I’m reading this to my kids hands down.

[@masteroogwayjr]

the way they read that with a straight tone is surprising. now they have some balls!

[@mm-xk2zl]

unless they get kicked so hard they lose one

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

Why? *WHY IS THIS A THING? PLEASE WHYYYYYYYY-*

[@thehexedcoin1517]

*_C O M E D Y_*

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

@@thehexedcoin1517 Good point.

[@JamesAlexander14]

Have you lost your happy button?

[@TheoParis]

@milcerycelery 😂

[@austinpowers4599]

Why are you alive? Please why?

[@Cases_Dookie_Bear]

"Sally kicked the ball so hard, he lost one."
Testicular Torsion🔥

[@user-ji2vt2qw1e]

The fact that the author knew what he was doing 💀

[@MarlynRosePAfdal]

Kids: Such a nice story!
Adult or teens: *Windshield wiper laughing sounds*

[@thambap-.]

help im in 5th grade and i can't breathe bc of the story and comments

[@MarlynRosePAfdal]

@@thambap-. LMAOOOO PLSSSS I KNEW THOSE AT LIKE 3RD GRADEEE😭😭😭

[@thambap-.]

@@MarlynRosePAfdal my brother got mad at me for this bc he said I was too young lmfao

[@MelB868]

It’s a disturbing story

[@fandoms4076]

as a kid I still understand completely

[@rare3052]

I’m telling my kids that Shakespeare wrote this.

[@markirsdenkboyd862]

The second page got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_m0cha_stxr]

the "only if i can play with both balls at the same time" KILLED ME AEGHHH

[@johnopalko5223]

CZcams hasn't a clue. All the links they put up on this video's page are for real children's stories.

[@user-dw2tm3jm5h]

It's not ?

[@IronNurse85]

John Opalko what do you mean? Are you saying kids have access? Like, can my child search the titles and pull it up under her account?

[@iTomFoolery]

Cristy DeShazo no they can’t. These are set as 13+ under the new coppa setting. It’s just that CZcams thinks these are kids books. I clearly labelled it in the description and marked it in the upload section as not for kids. I think CZcams has a problem somewhere. These are vague enough to be harmless but I’d rather they were not able to access them.
According to my stats not many 13-18 year old watch these anyway. I have absolutely no stats for younger age group.
Sorry for the long winded reply 😊

[@thedinofromdinoshittybeat3434]

Some of the videos reading this book are marked for kids

[@antibiotic3024]

Even though, kids wont understand and will still think it's a normal kid story

[@Anel_Juno]

Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard, _he lost one_
*How strong is she even?*

[@fledythemf]

I think her atk level is 9999999999999

[@dacrabmanthatnobodyaskedfo4071]

@@fledythemf thats a lot actually way more than sans but not even close to shagy's 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999⁹9999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@its_rosieyt._.8285]

She's at 1% \ ('^')/

[@corsomaximahu69]

She is using 1% of her total power

[@One1sone]

Infinite god dang power

[@V_C_C]

his voice cracked at one point though, lol I died listening to that

[@user-mb1pb5xd6f]

I listened to this on my way to school

[@void..390]

“Your balls are so big, i can’t even fit them in my mouth!” got me dying 💀💀

[@OreoDaCatYT]

FR

[@KastellazToez]

THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING💀

[@tdm_nicky5603]

Stop being my balls bro

[@EliseS-cr2yl]

🤣

[@yvanxr]

"Sally kicked Billy's ball so hard he lost one"
Dirty minds: WTF-

[@code066funkinbird3]

Surgery of death for that

[@1ts_.Juliatheart1st]

I’m a girl but the pain- 💀💧

[@brourstupid6295]

69 likes

[@lermavalencia8954]

@@1ts_.Juliatheart1st ok

[@Rose-VR]

@@brourstupid6295 haha funny number

[@Melfan880]

Teenagers: 😂😂😂😂
Little kids: Why are they laughing?

[@epicellableu5245]

Showing this to my kids

[@robertbowen3683]

We need to give the narrator a trophy just for not laughing so hard

[@nugett_z6749]

Totally

[@Reaperlevii]

Fr

[@nicky_creates2763]

Yep

[@Fungames91Official]

She hearted... SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING

[@katiebrammeld7859]

ikr

[@RubberQ]

“Yeah when I always play with Sally I always end up with blue balls” got me ☠️☠️💀

[@wendellpingol5437]

💀💀

[@amyxxbae]

FNF REF?

[@miafrancine2397]

Wtf with deez book

[@ItsEGGBG]

​@@amyxxbae no probably a blue waffle

[@hs560]

No wonder he likes sally 💀💀💀💀💀

[@cheesborgerzvids1227]

Blind People: ~AAAAYYYYYOOOOO~
Normal People: Ok I Get It!!

[@jestergartenofbanban8]

I was laughing so hard for the whole thing😂

[@thethethethethethethethethewha]

"Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard he lost one"
He might have needed surgery after that

[@ReaverBolt]

Real surgery

[@MegaLeatherOfficial]

@@ReaverBolt super ultra real surgery

[@ReaverBolt]

@@MegaLeatherOfficial lol

[@nyce1223]

Medic "Well we got a fucked up kid who's balls got kicked out"
Parents: "No no it cant be"
XD

[@anxiousbottle]

@@MegaLeatherOfficial super mario real ultra surgery

[@musaahad8989]

"Sally kicked the ball so hard, he lost one."
visible pain

[@TheAverageFox]

And thats how hitler lost one of his-

[@hopedodd6720]

That book is so dirty I want a copy of it

[@EstheysiPaut]

…I love this story time

[@insertnamehere3]

"I always end up with blue balls"
Well stop missing notes then.

[@kulet6523]

Tutorial mod is always hard bro

[@Stentric]

Understandable have a great day

[@blumeeii]

*It’s not overcharted, your just bad.*

[@ChartreusePearl08]

@@blumeeii
Mid-fight masses ALT mode:...

[@kchristine8811]

Ah I see the reference 😂