@Turd Ferguson more knife homicide in the us than the uk. 4.96 murder per mil in usa vs 3.26 in uk. 34 gun death per 1mil in usa 0.48 in uk. Much safer over here
Legend has it he can shoot a 120mm howitzer without the recoil having any effect on him, and can absorb .338 rounds at point blank range. Some say he can withstand greater explosions without organ damage than an eod-9 suit
Crazy, cuz im american, skinny as shit and dont own a gun, and have no pride in what this country has turned into. Maybe you shouldnt give in to stereotypes.
Sheriffs gotta have more experience and use better judgment than every other subordinate for the sake of every one in their jurisdiction. Being physically fast and shooting straight is for task forces and dire circumstances.
Todos ven su cuerpo y se burlan de este señor. Pero no ven su capacidad y destreza con las armas. Él es un maestro. Indiferentemente a su cuerpo. Bravo Bravo Bravo señor. Es ud., un maestro con las armas. 🙌🙌🙌💯💯💯💯
Final boss of texas - Obese Texan Officer DB Shotty stats -(90+ recoil) -(damage per buckshot × 50 DPS) -(Durability 2008 shots) -(Defense +5) OTB (Obese Texan Officer) Stats -2000 Base Health -3500 Max Enraged Health -10% Defense -(90%- Dodge Chance) -(Recoil Absorption 60+) -Total Melee DPS 20 Per Punch -Melee range 3 FT. -Movement Speed 2FT Per Sec - Max Movement Speed 2.75 FT Per sec Your stats (Well idk you are you type in your stats)
-70% recoil
+40% accuracy
-90%movement speed
that accuracy ain't cheap
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Nice Riven
Until he has to take two steps then he’ll tip over
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The final boss of texas
You got me good with that one, haha
bro he literally EATS the recoil
Jajajjaja
Lmaooooooo
xd
Big Dead Redemption 3 😂😂😂😂😂
Это какая лошадь должна быть 🤣🤣
Nah Arthur got diabeties I stead of tuburculosis
@@bob_the_memer bruhhh😂😂😂
@@bob_the_memer He is also inline to liver cirhossis😂😂
Bruuuuuuuuh💀💀💀💀💀
If “Everything is big in Texas” was a person
His dad told him, “Son, you’re going to need to learn to shoot because running and fighting ain’t options for you “
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N neva experience cum shot
Are your parents proud of you?
@@yojerry9635 i would say yes
This is the most American person i ever saw and he is living his live the way he likes it
We all know what he meant, and we all know it's truth.
Why you trying to shame him?
Not for long. His pallbearer will be a forklift.
Lol thus fool already delete the comment? 🤣
@@lovemacheen9189 because people should have some humility and take personal responsibility?
@@ThatOpalGuy uhhh, yeah. Sure.
This video captures the American spirit perfectly
Uiii
its missing an eagle and oil tho
Feet can be slow, but fingers are fast and eyes are sharp😎
How any European would describe an American in 20 seconds or less
A) no, they wouldn’t, and B) try not to be a nationalistic piece of sh-t, K?
Fat and guns, heck yea
А россиянина как опишут? Или кавказца тоже интересно
@Turd Ferguson Don't believe all you hear.
No problems where i live whatsoever.
Heck, egg prices are almost back to pre c19 levels.
@Turd Ferguson more knife homicide in the us than the uk. 4.96 murder per mil in usa vs 3.26 in uk. 34 gun death per 1mil in usa 0.48 in uk. Much safer over here
It's a good thing that this man is equipped to face danger, because he sure as hell can't run from it!
He'll chase anyone with bullets
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Kkkkk
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He's a big man but he knows how to handle his tools
Bro ate all the horses in the town
Hola 😂😊je. .je. jaa..ja...😂😂😂😂😂
Bro he can easily kill you 🤣 gun
He is not fat, he is recoil-resistent.
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I laughed way too hard at that comment.
Bros a whole no recoil mod 💀
Peter Griffin
That's just what they say on the box 💀
This is literally every American stereotype combined in one short
I would say it's missing the burger, but it's most likely already swimming around in there.
In this case in multiple shots
Hahhaa
@@thatguy000555ify already inside the belly guzzeled down with coke
Well.. in several shots. 😂
Bro so big he’s basically a human recoil stopper
This guy shold be in red dead as a final boss or something.💀
In a war scenario, this guy only needs a chair on the front line.
A moving chair
Pure example of American incest.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 존나 웃기네 😊😊😊😊
Bhai kya khata hai jo itna Mota Ho Gaya aur kaun se desh ka hai tu
Tem espaço pra mais de 100 coldres
He's not fat, he just has a full inventory.
If over encumbered was a person
I love the comment section 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahah
Your fucked up😂😂😂
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His mother is a bald eagle and his father is a big mac
If you want to live in texas, you first have to defeat the final boss
That’s the most American looking person I ever seen
True
I came to the comments to say that XD
Better than a metrosexual European
Hey we aren’t in the top 10 anymore!
😂😂😂so true
Whole new meaning to the "This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
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I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, probably the only person that could still say that in NYC.
You sob 😂😂
Winner
RIP TO
That large frying pan
Legend has it he can shoot a 120mm howitzer without the recoil having any effect on him, and can absorb .338 rounds at point blank range. Some say he can withstand greater explosions without organ damage than an eod-9 suit
He's not fat. He is Texas sized.
Run quicker than i can probably
Foi nesse dia que o foragido Lázaro morreu kkk
As a Texan I can say he is overweight and should be used as a sandbag
Everything is bigger and better in Texas.
Just like the women
This town really isn't big enough for the two of us
I suppose it literally isn't
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Lol
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Very stable and no recoil platform!
As an European thats the moste American man i have ever seen 😂
He needs to be in a John Wick movie but call it John Thick
Hahahahahahaa you just made my day😂
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Hahahahahahah
You need to stress the thick it’s John TTHHYYCCKKKUURRRR!!!!
If "I don't run, I reload" was a person.
Eu não sabia que seu barriga tirava
If ”america’ was a person*
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I don’t think running would even be an option.. 😂
@@Brrxnd if yo mamma was a person
This psychically hurst’s me!!! 😂😂
Bro is the definition of “we are Americans” 💀😂
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
"Absolutely buddy, I agree"
Doesn't look like it's big enough for one of 'em 😂
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HAHAHAHHAA
Kkkkkkkkk
Classic 😂
He is literally the cartoon representation of Texas
Uh yeah... No he's not. Lol
@@dk6173 🤓
If America was a person in a cartoon. This would be it
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@@Voiding-ofdarkbut with an eagle in her shoulder
Bro can withstand 50bmg recoil
My first thought was: American 😂
Peter griffin gone wild
With gun skills like that, bro could be next to join the gravy seals.
Lmao this shit made me crack up
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Bro eats recoil for lunch
Certainly doesn't eat broccoli.
He eats a lot freaking more than that for his snack before & after lunch!
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What doesn't he eat for lunch
looks like he eat everything
Bro doesn't need deadeye, he is the deadeye!
Bro deactivated recoil
As an European this I can confirm that this is how we picture Americans
Same
As an Arab, I can assure you that we see you as a group of criminals and thieves, and the same is America
Same
Crazy, cuz im american, skinny as shit and dont own a gun, and have no pride in what this country has turned into. Maybe you shouldnt give in to stereotypes.
His A$$ is infront
This guy should be a red dead redemption 3 boss.
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Yeeees!
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Big Billy
No matter who or what you are, your talents reveal your true colors.
With my mans hitbox he'll never be a meta pick 😂
This dude could hip fire a 105mm howitzer and feel no recoil. What a G
This is CLEARLY an underrated comment. Lol i was thinking something similar
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Only gun nuts are gonna know what your talking about 🤣
If that were true he wouldn’t be using EXTREMELY underloaded rounds here. Which he absolutely is.
One of the greatest comments ever...I'm dead
Dand, he took longer to walk than shoot all those guns. True legend
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KFC wouldn't be a KFC if this man wasn't there
Most American video I've seen in my life
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Američan
Git your Freedom Burgers!
The most American person in existence.
North American...you mean, the rest of us Americans are not so stupid.
@@youshouldknowthis4847😂😂😂😂😂
@@youshouldknowthis4847Only the us-americans
Амер. Чел. из-за шляпы, что ли?
Really
Qué arte para meter dos cartuchos a la vez!!!!!!!
“I don’t run, I’m too fat, that’s why I bust back!”-Biggie Hogg
I want this man as a playable character in Red Dead
Hes an npc in the story lol.
His horses would die from exhaustion repeatedly ...
He is there, lives with his sister 😂
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Poor horse
“This town ain’t big enough for the one of me…”
Did a spit take without having any water
Final boss:
-70%recoil
+40% accury
-99%move speed
Legends say he never missed a shot. Neither a hearty meal.
Bro the definition of "This town ain't big enough for the two of us"
Hahahaha 😂😂🤣😂😂
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"just the two of us...we can make it if we try..."
Man could be the on-duty sheriff in two counties at once
lmfao I choked
LMFAO
He probably is a cop already.
Yo you wrong for that one
Well he's already got the build for it
Costume - Wild West Marshall
Body type - Peter Griffin
If america was a person it would be this guy
They took his fries. He took their lives.
Haha 😅😅😅
Lol
Lol
What a movie title .
quiten les las donas
The most accurate cartoon sheriff
Bro ate all the thiefs💀
Brother, it takes more time to approach the gun than it does to fire the bullet.😂😂
+100 damage
-50% screen
Recoil be damned, this man ain't budging a single inch.
I was gonna say that too lmao this man could duel wield miniguns and not move at all
Get out from my nickname
Shooting .22s
@@Anthony-fr5om i see what you mean but tbh i gotta nitpick here, including the double barrel at the end?
Bro so heavy he could dual wield fucking Vulcans and not move an inch
“I could eat a horse”
*shoots 20 horses*
This comment wins. 🤣🤣🤣 Damn, I can't stop laughing.
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Perfect
...and then proved it!
When did the Americans teach elephants to fire guns?
Dude could hip fire a Flak 88 and still get no recoil
When he looks at you and says that this town ain't big enough for the two of us he physically means that
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the hippo?
@@silverdawn2767 LMAO. The hippo is like you look just like me but on two legs
300kg de pura experiência 😆
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He's been practicing for the "Call me fat one more time, I dare ya!" challenge.
Lmaooo
I was just thinking that "don't call him fat or that might be the last thing you call"
Humpty Dumpty sure can work a lever action…
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😂😅Lmfao gah damn this chet FUNNY😅
That is on well rounded sheriff. And he knows how to shoot guns too
Sheriff don't gotta move fast, he just got to shoot straight
Sheriffs gotta have more experience and use better judgment than every other subordinate for the sake of every one in their jurisdiction. Being physically fast and shooting straight is for task forces and dire circumstances.
O senhor barriga treinando tiros 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Existe mesmo sheriff? Eu sou do Brasil ent não nunca vi sk por filme
This is the most American thing I've ever seen, brought a tear to my eye
Comment of the year
An obese sharpshooter
ไอ้อ้วน หมูตอน
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Tear to your eyes or ass 😂😂😂😂
If he was in a game he is probably the final boss😂
"HEHE, look at that, headshot" said Peter Griffin
He took "this town ain't big enough for the both of us" to the next level
Post-quam, thanks for the likes
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Damnit you stole my joke 🤣
cause no one else would fit in it?
This gentleman represents 100% the stereotype of Americans around the world
Buen tirador, pero blanco fácil, no lo puedes errar desde 2000 metros jaja
Damit hast du recht, dieses Land lebt für Krieg.
As a proud american I can guarantee this stereotype is completely false. The gentleman in the video is actually slimmer
And yet y’all wanna be us
No... mainly just Texas... I'm from here 😢
You don't wanna mess with Sheriff Hamburger. Fastest shot in the west and 50-time hotdog eating contest champion.
Just an average Texan on a Sunday morning 😂😂
Mans has never once said "we have a runner" in his entire career
Bro never needed to run
@@potato4969 exactly 😂
He can't catch u but he can shoot the heels off ya shoes 😂😂
Shots fired!
Has said "Hes got a gun!"
Imagine physically training and preparing your whole life for the apocalypse and this guy takes you out 😂
😂 ! Darn he from Texas!. lol
He won't be surviving an apocalypse when his diabetes, cholsetrol, blood pressure, heart, and breathing medicine runs out.
@@ozanyildirim idk….Otis lasted a while in the walking dead 😂😅😂😅😂
@johndoe413 hahah only in Hollywood movies
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Bottom line: never ever mess with the chubby guy
*Remember that switching your weapon is faster than running*
Man is the definition of “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us “
Has me rolling 😂
@@JesusIsUnstoppable has him rolling too
That conversation was happening between his left cheek and his right cheek.
That one was good lmao
lmao
This takes “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us” to a new level
Im in tears that’s so evil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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it should be illegal to be this obese
This town ain't fat enough for the both of us....
Bahahahhah😂 made my day and im ill
how npcs in rdr2 see you if you're obese
Todos ven su cuerpo y se burlan de este señor.
Pero no ven su capacidad y destreza con las armas.
Él es un maestro.
Indiferentemente a su cuerpo.
Bravo Bravo Bravo señor.
Es ud., un maestro con las armas.
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My man here is just increasing his surface area for more room to store ammo and guns
The most savage shit I've read all day
A real chad
LMAO
Take my like
He can store double the amount of shells around the diameter of his belly than I can. What a genius
This man is the most American person I have ever seen.
Correr ele não consegue mas ele acerta o alvo de longe 😅🤣
America. land of the 600 lbs people😏
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A fast foods outlaw
Weight problem and all...
This guy makes every plumber wish they were electricians.
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us-let alone me!”
Man has his own recoil management system.
plot twist: he was shooting heavy grain ammo, not training ammo
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Weight
I'm freaking dead af.🤣🤣🤣
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Dude can fit unlimited ammo on that belt.
hahahaha
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savage 🤣
underrated comm
W
My man shoots at 2X speed but walks at 0.1X
The neighbors on the other side having a BBQ like 😐
If this man ran for president...he'd pass out
LMFAO
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if he ever ran for anything
Bruh 😂
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XXXXXL cowboy:
+20 recoil control
-50 movement speed
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He's gonna be patched with random heartattacks
He definitely got fast hands equipped
XXXL ?? are you sure?
It's XXXXX at least...
@@shaahinrapsong6078 oh you don’t wanna see XXXXXXL
Final boss of texas - Obese Texan Officer DB Shotty stats
-(90+ recoil)
-(damage per buckshot × 50 DPS)
-(Durability 2008 shots)
-(Defense +5)
OTB (Obese Texan Officer) Stats
-2000 Base Health
-3500 Max Enraged Health
-10% Defense
-(90%- Dodge Chance)
-(Recoil Absorption 60+)
-Total Melee DPS 20 Per Punch
-Melee range 3 FT.
-Movement Speed 2FT Per Sec
- Max Movement Speed 2.75 FT Per sec
Your stats
(Well idk you are you type in your stats)
The most American thing ı have ever seen in my life
When "fight or flight" kicks in, his stomach says "fight, cuz I ain't runnin."
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Fastest hand, but slowest metabolism, in the west
Stoppppp! You are crazy funny whewwwwee. 👍🏼
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@@Bro1212_ 😂😂
“This town ain’t big enough for either of us”