Fortnite Kids think Fortnite created Master Chief

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  • čas přidán 20. 12. 2020
  • Today on HEW, we interview a father and learn more about how Fortnite Kids Don’t know Master Chief Is From Halo. They think that Halo Stole Master Chief from Fortnite. Someone needs to explain to them that the Halo guy is in Fortnite, so they stop saying the Fortnite guy is in Halo...
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  • @HewMoran
    @HewMoran  Před 3 lety +6936

    Subscribe for More Comedy Skits!

  • @TooManyPixels
    @TooManyPixels Před 3 lety +3682

    fortnite kids: its the fortnite guy
    halo men: its the master chief
    covenant: DEMON

    • @memerolled5230
      @memerolled5230 Před 3 lety +87

      *halo theme plays*

    • @ghostly2238
      @ghostly2238 Před 3 lety +30

      I actually like Fortnite

    • @stormtrooper9894
      @stormtrooper9894 Před 3 lety +19

      It's the same when stormtrooper get out on Fortnite the kids where so ignorant that I will kill all of them

    • @balashibuyeeter2704
      @balashibuyeeter2704 Před 3 lety +103

      @@ghostly2238 ok but the problem is there are actually 8 year olds thinking stormtroopers, mandalorian, thanos, masterchief, Kratos are all from fortnite. Take my idiot friends for example.

    • @ismaeltanveer3992
      @ismaeltanveer3992 Před 3 lety +24

      @@balashibuyeeter2704 Wait they added Kratos?

  • @inutyounuteveryonenuts
    @inutyounuteveryonenuts Před 3 lety +5424

    See this is a real man's game

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 Před 2 lety +410

    This was always my biggest fear... These kids will never know the glory of the Warthog run

    • @nonya3126
      @nonya3126 Před 2 lety +8

      YEAH WARTHOG RUNS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @darthvader5283
      @darthvader5283 Před 2 lety +8

      Does nobody kill people without guns and just a warthog anymore? What happened to vehicular manslaughter in halo?

    • @nonya3126
      @nonya3126 Před 2 lety +4

      @@darthvader5283 i do it in the good old halo reach
      manslaughter
      sunday driver
      and i think there was more
      but yes i do ghost and warthog revnant and more
      even got a death maze and blood gulch on a grid

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 Před 2 lety +3

      Even though I may be a zoomer, I pray to the Master Chief. We are not all bad. but like, only 4 of us are actually cultured
      also, could someone please explain what the warthog run is? i may be a big ol halo fan but my first halo experience was infinite
      embarrassing, i am aware

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 Před 2 lety +3

      also, if i am not mistaken, the master chief collection has all the classic titles rolled into one. is this true and if so, is it worth getting?

  • @MrAnarchyMarine
    @MrAnarchyMarine Před 2 lety +168

    What's sad, is that while this may be a comedy skit, there are people like this actually out there, that call all these imported characters fortnight characters, and would genuinely think Master Chief was stolen.

    • @Bonesy_69420
      @Bonesy_69420 Před rokem +4

      Yeah, this is why everyone, should own a firearm. (A deagle.50, to be exact)

    • @bearpool.2html330
      @bearpool.2html330 Před rokem +2

      @@Bonesy_69420 no a SUPER SHOTGUN

    • @Bonesy_69420
      @Bonesy_69420 Před rokem +1

      @@bearpool.2html330 How about energy sword or sparten laser? HELL, EVEN THAT ONE THING FROM 4 THAT TURNS ANYONE INTO A GOOEY PUDDLE? (I forgot the name of it, it's been like... 5 years, since I have played a single halo game)

    • @bearpool.2html330
      @bearpool.2html330 Před rokem +1

      @@Bonesy_69420 sword is strong sword go bonk

    • @bearpool.2html330
      @bearpool.2html330 Před rokem

      @@Bonesy_69420 or a grav hammer 😎

  • @aPerson1943.
    @aPerson1943. Před 3 lety +1879

    Next title “Fortnite kids don’t understand that trees are from IRL”

    • @alkazaronyx8599
      @alkazaronyx8599 Před 3 lety +59

      I could see that happening

    • @WesternGhost
      @WesternGhost Před 3 lety +55

      Hey earth took the trees from fornite

    • @christopherc5456
      @christopherc5456 Před 3 lety +28

      They stole buildings from fortnite

    • @johnmajorenos5162
      @johnmajorenos5162 Před 3 lety +22

      Next Next Title "Fortnite Kids don't understand that the ground comes from IRL"

    • @paperclip1579
      @paperclip1579 Před 3 lety +15

      Kids when learning the history about pirate: HeY ThEy StOle CheSt FrOm ForNite

  • @kazwam2096
    @kazwam2096 Před 3 lety +8884

    The ending was so beautiful, I think I'm gonna cry

    • @HewMoran
      @HewMoran  Před 3 lety +736

      Same dude, same

    • @ohnojuno
      @ohnojuno Před 3 lety +89

      @@HewMoran HELP ME HEW PLSSSS

    • @arthursenasales4766
      @arthursenasales4766 Před 3 lety +139

      "Its enough to make a grown man cry"

    • @Sebastian-zt4dq
      @Sebastian-zt4dq Před 3 lety +44

      the ending was mean

    • @thenatemonster5
      @thenatemonster5 Před 3 lety +42

      The power of Halo 4 causes murder. I have expected this for a while. Can you do Halo 4 next for the murder?(have 2 kill him)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před rokem +424

    “What is this?”
    “A real man’s game”
    That’s a true father.

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko Před rokem +5

      Indeed 💯

    • @captainfordo97
      @captainfordo97 Před rokem +1

      did he just copy my comment

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko Před rokem +3

      @@captainfordo97 I've read your comment and as a proof, I'll reply to it. Also he didn't copy yours, ALMOST everyone thought the same after watching this video though.

    • @captainfordo97
      @captainfordo97 Před rokem +2

      @@toazethegecko Alr thanks for the info.

    • @Bonesy_69420
      @Bonesy_69420 Před rokem

      Yes, the first game I ever played, was halo, it shaped the entire reason that I'm a gamer.

  • @randomaveragejoe1235
    @randomaveragejoe1235 Před rokem +18

    I didn't think anyone could be proud of their son after what he said. He taught his son to t bag too.what a good dad

  • @KermitTheFrog-qn2rn
    @KermitTheFrog-qn2rn Před 3 lety +438

    This is literally a video about all the 5 year olds that have never played another game. Love it

    • @bartekmostek4850
      @bartekmostek4850 Před 3 lety +9

      Next thing you know they add chanka and all the fortnite kids be thinking our Lord and saviour from the heart of russia was stolen by ubi lol

    • @goldex8297
      @goldex8297 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bartekmostek4850 ??????

    • @iwillmeltyoursouls5885
      @iwillmeltyoursouls5885 Před 3 lety +7

      @@goldex8297 Have you never played or heard of Rainbow 6

    • @goldex8297
      @goldex8297 Před 3 lety +2

      @@iwillmeltyoursouls5885 huh

    • @tr1pp580
      @tr1pp580 Před 3 lety +2

      Facts

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 Před 3 lety +1719

    “This happens all the time. We’ll be sending an officer to hide the body”
    Best decision ever.

    • @mracorn2669
      @mracorn2669 Před 2 lety +19

      Wait so question I use to play halo growing up but only 1 2 and 3 so what's wrong with halo 4?

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mracorn2669 dude this is 3 months ago I have no memory of this so ask someone else.

    • @mracorn2669
      @mracorn2669 Před 2 lety +6

      @@michaelb.3006 lol alright sorry youtube recommended it

    • @sleepyfilipino
      @sleepyfilipino Před 2 lety +13

      @@mracorn2669 It was made without Bungie and I think it was mainly 343 Studios that made that game, lots of things were different and lots people largely disagreed about whether they were good or not. I just enjoyed Halo, I didn't really have much to complain about, but I guess most people generally don't like 4 and 5. I thought they were alright. But I did like 5 a lot more than 4, and I think a lot of other people did too.

    • @mracorn2669
      @mracorn2669 Před 2 lety +7

      @@sleepyfilipino oh ok so it go the call of duty advanced warfare situation going on switched mechanics and everyone didnt like it. Makes sense that seems to be how the gaming community is

  • @A_GodApple
    @A_GodApple Před 7 měsíci +4

    Peak Hew Moran... content kinda is b tier now
    bring back the halo skits

  • @nomorenotesyreel
    @nomorenotesyreel Před rokem +3

    this is what i think of hew moran, no youtube shorts, this is what the OG fans first video was watching hew moran, 2 years ago and only 30k subs, hew is almost at 2 million and its so weird to see him growing so fast, i mean whatever it is for the cash

  • @LocalBurglar
    @LocalBurglar Před 3 lety +735

    "I've been googling ways to make child disappeare...."
    *Best line*

    • @jey5806
      @jey5806 Před 3 lety +5

      Lol

    • @Brotherkiller17
      @Brotherkiller17 Před 3 lety +2

      some knee caps are gonna be missing today

    • @vilcearomania9836
      @vilcearomania9836 Před 3 lety +1

      If you mack a kid cry be cas his skin from fortnite is not from fortnite, then you do what have to do.

    • @LocalBurglar
      @LocalBurglar Před 3 lety +4

      @@vilcearomania9836 aim for the head, dispose the body, live in peace

    • @vilcearomania9836
      @vilcearomania9836 Před 3 lety +1

      @@LocalBurglar ok

  • @Jackie1Lynn
    @Jackie1Lynn Před 3 lety +435

    "oh this happens all the time, we'll be sending an officer to hide the body"
    Y E S

  • @cheporestrepo
    @cheporestrepo Před rokem +5

    “This happens all the time, we’ll be sending an officer to hide the body”💀
    Amazing vids man

  • @Athrilo
    @Athrilo Před 2 lety +7

    I learned Halo from a bit older friend.
    Our dads, close friends since high school, were Halo players. I’m proud of my dad.
    This friend taught me everything I know today, and I teached this secret knowledge to some of my closest friends. Someday I’ll make them pros

  • @Garfiel481
    @Garfiel481 Před 3 lety +2549

    “We’ll be sending an officer to hide the body” had me dying

  • @hypno1970
    @hypno1970 Před 3 lety +1094

    He taught his son to tbag after every kill. what a good dad

    • @Namerco
      @Namerco Před 2 lety +12

      Pretty sure he tbagged his son too

    • @thegamingpunk6117
      @thegamingpunk6117 Před 2 lety +2

      Except we don’t use that word 😂

    • @tiroonzygard1530
      @tiroonzygard1530 Před 2 lety +6

      I'm glad someone else agrees with this. When I taught my son to tbag corpses after a kill everyone judged me. In the end people calmed down when he would only tbag his kills in video games.

    • @Ironforce2
      @Ironforce2 Před 2 lety

      @It's just music now we just have to kill a few hundred more to kill

    • @khadajhin
      @khadajhin Před rokem +4

      @@tiroonzygard1530 hol up

  • @chriscolon3389
    @chriscolon3389 Před rokem +4

    I mean...halo four wasn't that bad but halo five was the one that made me wana cry

  • @COSDS7
    @COSDS7 Před rokem +6

    Mission passed +all the respect a man can get

  • @kalb1430
    @kalb1430 Před 3 lety +624

    When he starts crouching: "he's learning"

    • @kinnidy-i-guess
      @kinnidy-i-guess Před 3 lety +8

      Rise my child rise to the legends. Unlike me who can't do that BC no Xbox live

    • @VV-nw3lz
      @VV-nw3lz Před 3 lety +2

      @@kinnidy-i-guess f

    • @wrath4452
      @wrath4452 Před 3 lety

      Come my child, to live among the legends of Halo.
      Kid: don’t you mean Among U-
      Me, two seconds later: *googles how to hide a body with buckshot to the face*

    • @urashikiotsutsuki1340
      @urashikiotsutsuki1340 Před 3 lety

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @urashikiotsutsuki1340
      @urashikiotsutsuki1340 Před 3 lety

      I have PS4 and I want to try halo oops wrong one

  • @kingtastic8937
    @kingtastic8937 Před 3 lety +925

    "Spartans never die, They're just missing in action"

  • @theleaderoftheworld
    @theleaderoftheworld Před 2 lety +1

    Man, still to this day this video is awesome!

  • @enderfox579
    @enderfox579 Před rokem +2

    That ending was amazing. "Uh I did it they were playing halo 4 said it was good and he was my son." "Alright sir we'll send an officer to hide the body."

  • @PotatoMateYT
    @PotatoMateYT Před 3 lety +535

    “Oh, okay, this happens all the time. We’ll send an officer to hide the body…”
    😂😂

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Před 3 lety +9

      Thank you very much officer.

    • @Dave36597
      @Dave36597 Před 3 lety +7

      they would have trouble hiding the body if he played halo 5, it would be in pieces

    • @santiagor.z3708
      @santiagor.z3708 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Dave36597 no, he would have cut the body and burned it because he said halo 5 was his favorite.

    • @Dave36597
      @Dave36597 Před 3 lety +2

      @@santiagor.z3708 yeah your right

    • @eliisamess2087
      @eliisamess2087 Před 3 lety +1

      Yea that's my favorite part lol

  • @Electronidus
    @Electronidus Před 3 lety +1835

    A father teaching his son the essential skills of life...tea bagging

    • @Pizzaeggroll12
      @Pizzaeggroll12 Před 3 lety +16

      Agreed

    • @kyngston434
      @kyngston434 Před 3 lety +18

      Is this joke about a bag of tea

    • @zukoshonour5964
      @zukoshonour5964 Před 3 lety +10

      @@kyngston434 no at the end when you reapetedly crouch it’s called tea baging

    • @kyngston434
      @kyngston434 Před 3 lety +7

      @@zukoshonour5964 I know I tried to make a joke out of it

    • @ilijadopua9208
      @ilijadopua9208 Před 3 lety +5

      Even my dad was playing halo

  • @crazyguy_1233
    @crazyguy_1233 Před rokem +19

    There was only ever one point I wish sprint was in Halo 3. Near the end of the campaign because me and my friend were getting destroyed. We always just run through when it gets annoying. Otherwise Halo is great without. And when the sprint option was available in the newer games I found myself not using it.

  • @alaskannative11
    @alaskannative11 Před rokem +2

    This reminds me of that time when people thought that The Hobbit copied certain character elements from Harry Potter when in actuality, The Hobbit/LotR books were created decades earlier than Harry Potter books 😂

  • @Triptych229
    @Triptych229 Před 3 lety +412

    "You kill each other until someone has 50 kills."
    The way this line was delivered made it sound so innovating and refreshing.

  • @Hfssxghyes
    @Hfssxghyes Před 3 lety +569

    Kid goes fishing with dad: Catches a orange looking fish
    Kid: Hey that’s the flopper from Fortnite
    Nature: Am I a joke to you

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před rokem

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

  • @gufo10games.74
    @gufo10games.74 Před 2 lety

    This randomly showed up in my recommended feed and it did not disappoint

  • @remyrichardson8614
    @remyrichardson8614 Před 3 lety +543

    "How do I build?"
    Exit the match, go to menu, Forge, start game.

  • @indominusreags2278
    @indominusreags2278 Před 3 lety +1029

    “I think the FBI are on to me.”
    The FBI: “We gotta help this guy.”

  • @beanz_inabowl1943
    @beanz_inabowl1943 Před 2 lety +6

    Lmao I love how he just has an Xbox lying under the table

  • @Delta_19
    @Delta_19 Před rokem

    I want to cry It’s so beautiful seeing a child play halo for the first time even though he had no idea how to do some of the basic stuff like not building there’s no dancing the only solution of dancing is putting the crouch button over and over

  • @idunnoimdumbtm7237
    @idunnoimdumbtm7237 Před 3 lety +336

    “We’ll be sending an officer to hide the body” lol

  • @miniasian71
    @miniasian71 Před 3 lety +544

    “Push in the joystick on repeat.”
    Me: *the holy life turns to full capacity*

  • @sovereignflux1664
    @sovereignflux1664 Před rokem +1

    "Just don't fall."
    Words to live by.

  • @TheAikatsuFan
    @TheAikatsuFan Před rokem

    This is the best comedy skit ever and I don’t play a lot of Fortnite and I know a lot of characters and celebrities before Fortnite

  • @crazykeythedumb7372
    @crazykeythedumb7372 Před 3 lety +503

    “We’ll be sending an officer to hid the body”
    Gold........ can’t think of any other way to describe it

    • @thebanananacam
      @thebanananacam Před 3 lety +4

      "this happens all the time"

    • @kapthas59
      @kapthas59 Před 3 lety +3

      I dont understand. The dad didnt kill his son when he is playing fortnite but did when he is play halo 4? Come on halo 4 is better than fortnite.

    • @saintedjedi
      @saintedjedi Před 3 lety +3

      @@kapthas59 Halo all together in general is better than fortnite

    • @kapthas59
      @kapthas59 Před 3 lety +2

      @@saintedjedi exactly, the father is a jerk

    • @hailstorm968
      @hailstorm968 Před 3 lety

      @@kapthas59 people consider halo 4 a disgrace so maybe that's why?

  • @theblackknight1620
    @theblackknight1620 Před 3 lety +278

    Teaching him how to teabag, I'm so proud. 😥

  • @colemanjohnson4211
    @colemanjohnson4211 Před rokem +1

    Awesome vid, super funny!

  • @fldratz
    @fldratz Před 10 měsíci

    bro literally ur vids make me laugh out so loud

    • @fldratz
      @fldratz Před 10 měsíci

      i subbed to u r channel tho

  • @benjamintilley7745
    @benjamintilley7745 Před 3 lety +316

    I had actual pain after knowing kids were like this.

    • @doomslayer6782
      @doomslayer6782 Před 3 lety +8

      Not the only one

    • @incognitobread5369
      @incognitobread5369 Před 3 lety +12

      Don't worry I was raised correctly /o

    • @lapislazoli
      @lapislazoli Před 3 lety +10

      There is a reason I hate gen Z and I'm in gen Z I grew up with halo 4 it is now 2nd from the bottom of halo games

    • @incognitobread5369
      @incognitobread5369 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lapislazoli I grew up with every halo except 4

    • @jamesm.9616
      @jamesm.9616 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lapislazoli I was raised on halo 3 and oblivion

  • @dom1091
    @dom1091 Před 3 lety +562

    Beginning: well shit
    First ending: hell yeh
    Second ending: shit.

  • @fujizetttheultra.941
    @fujizetttheultra.941 Před rokem +2

    As someone who actually enjoyed Halo 4, I can say that I actually loved the part at the end.

  • @Trulynate
    @Trulynate Před 2 lety

    Just subscribed yesterday love this account already

  • @miniduck1785
    @miniduck1785 Před 3 lety +327

    “Hello, Is this Anakin Skywalker? I require your services.”

    • @tinysoldier4200
      @tinysoldier4200 Před 3 lety +34

      Those Younglings Anakin killed were Fortnite kids so don’t feel bad

    • @Awesomeguy-lx5xr
      @Awesomeguy-lx5xr Před 3 lety +5

      @@tinysoldier4200 lol

    • @chickengod1872
      @chickengod1872 Před 3 lety +6

      @@tinysoldier4200 I'm a fortnite,minecraft,halo,call of duty,and that's it

    • @Gartos_CZ
      @Gartos_CZ Před 3 lety +4

      @@chickengod1872 delete the firs one and you will be a good boy

    • @christianlopez2793
      @christianlopez2793 Před 3 lety +5

      They played fortnite! So I slaughtered them, I slaughtered like animals!

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon Před 3 lety +8180

    Pushing in the wrong joystick to crouch bothers the shit out of my ocd lmao

  • @Peppy45
    @Peppy45 Před rokem +3

    His channel grew a lot I was here since before 100k

    • @Iovebeans
      @Iovebeans Před rokem +2

      Same, the shorts don't smack as hard as the old fortnite videos and if Halo Games had a family. He's like every other tiktoker now.

    • @normeysr
      @normeysr Před 8 měsíci

      @@IovebeansCZcams clout stole him

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Před rokem +1

    “We’ll be sending an officer to hide the body”
    The true chad

  • @sharklord4918
    @sharklord4918 Před 3 lety +537

    “What is this?”
    “A real mans game”

  • @blake3631
    @blake3631 Před 3 lety +445

    oh, he's playing an Elite.
    Just like real kids in halo 3

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 Před 3 lety +20

      Hey, any one where I have the option, I play as an elite.

    • @adoritowithlegs6468
      @adoritowithlegs6468 Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 Před 3 lety +4

      @@adoritowithlegs6468 what's that mean, pray tell? That I am immature? Incorrect in my ways? Perhaps, even stupid?

    • @adoritowithlegs6468
      @adoritowithlegs6468 Před 3 lety +8

      @@skyraider87 bro chill out I'm just poking fun at elite preferred species like back in older days I mean no harm.

    • @5446isnotmynumber
      @5446isnotmynumber Před 3 lety +1

      @@skyraider87 go away furry

  • @wowzerz_bye
    @wowzerz_bye Před rokem +1

    You know this vid gonna be EXTRA STUPID FUNNY as soon as you hear the sad music.

  • @OneEyedKing444
    @OneEyedKing444 Před rokem +1

    The Single best Hew Moran video

  • @lockslegos
    @lockslegos Před 3 lety +543

    Halo theme plays, this child
    Halo stole it from fortnite
    Everyone: Visible Frustration

    • @PhantomSept
      @PhantomSept Před 3 lety +4

      @A Name my ideas exactly

    • @panzerboidasixth6892
      @panzerboidasixth6892 Před 3 lety +4

      @A Name
      *Murder Them*
      *Burn Their House*
      *Leave No Traces Behind*

    • @OmegaGamer707
      @OmegaGamer707 Před 3 lety +1

      @@panzerboidasixth6892 just like to covenant

    • @somerandomrazor
      @somerandomrazor Před 3 lety +4

      Everyone everyone cmon, we all know doom is better than both fortnite and halo

    • @lockslegos
      @lockslegos Před 3 lety +1

      are you sure about that?

  • @washingtonbroadcaster6055
    @washingtonbroadcaster6055 Před 3 lety +709

    Kid: Halo stole fortnite’s master chief!
    Everyone: Is cause people like you that shampoo have instructions

    • @Kelquir
      @Kelquir Před 3 lety +15

      That one guy who didn't know how to use shampoo: so how I use this?, I know is in the head but I don't remember where, o I know in the eyes and my ears, yup this is. A great idea, alright here it come- AAAAAAA AA MY EYES, O MY GODWHO THE HELL MAKED THIS INFERNAL CREAM AAAAA

    • @Duckey_ducky
      @Duckey_ducky Před 3 lety +6

      I need instructions because I forget if Shampoo or lotion comes first😞

    • @Kelquir
      @Kelquir Před 3 lety +4

      @@Duckey_ducky guys help me please shampoo is food or is just cream to shave your beard I'm so confused it taste bad and also is bad as a shaving cream but I'm still struggling to find a use for it 😔

    • @Duckey_ducky
      @Duckey_ducky Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kelquir same, maybe it is for your hair? Just kidding it might be a thing for like wearing?

    • @Kelquir
      @Kelquir Před 3 lety +2

      @@Duckey_ducky yhea makes sense, why I'm spending money on clothes if I can use shampoo as a shirt

  • @AceBountyHunterRex
    @AceBountyHunterRex Před rokem +3

    I do find it interesting that people bad mouth sprint and loadouts in halo 4 but not reach even though they originated there. Maybe because it was an ability in reach and it might have been limited use i don't recall honestly. But still even then i haven't seen anyone get upset about sprint in Infinite. I'm sure people have but not like 4. So I'm wondering what was the deal with 4?

    • @youthought4403
      @youthought4403 Před rokem

      A bit of people actually dissed reach because of it too. Some even saying that's why it's a bad game because "YoU CAn sPrINt" completely disregarding everything else to it. People are still complaining about it thinking sprinting will be removed from Halo but it never will.

  • @mogus411
    @mogus411 Před rokem

    For a split second I thought this was for real🥶 lmao awesome skit 😂👍

  • @Jurokian
    @Jurokian Před 3 lety +753

    My little bro said predator was from fortnite, his location is classified

    • @akirathewildcard9625
      @akirathewildcard9625 Před 3 lety +36

      Is it area 51 because he sounds alien

    • @lavazilla8870
      @lavazilla8870 Před 3 lety +17

      Please tell me ur joking

    • @PlasmaGoldOfficial
      @PlasmaGoldOfficial Před 3 lety +12

      OH MY GOD PREADETOR RELEASED WAY BEFOR FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Jurokian
      @Jurokian Před 3 lety +16

      @@PlasmaGoldOfficial yeah but he hasn't even watched the original, he watched the 2018 version and he said it looked like the fortnite guy 😪

    • @The_Ghost565
      @The_Ghost565 Před 3 lety +3

      @@PlasmaGoldOfficial it literally came out in 1987!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GayFurry
    @GayFurry Před 3 lety +229

    "Sir they think im originaly from fortnite, what should I do?"
    "Eliminate them"
    "But si-"
    "Eliminate them."

    • @giuseppemastrogiovanni5432
      @giuseppemastrogiovanni5432 Před 3 lety +2

      Master anakin there are too many of them what are we going to do

    • @realh655
      @realh655 Před 3 lety +1

      They have no guns kill them all they got is shittalk and toxicity

    • @ihateyou9709
      @ihateyou9709 Před 3 lety +1

      @@realh655 I played Halo on my Xbox and I know he not from fortnite

    • @Hood1e.
      @Hood1e. Před 3 lety +1

      Darth Vader in a nutshell

    • @PhantomPraetor
      @PhantomPraetor Před 3 lety +1

      *he hits the officer*
      “RELOCATE HIM TO THE MARS HANGAR”
      the rest is FPS history

  • @Herobrine7318
    @Herobrine7318 Před 3 měsíci +6

    HEW WHY DID YOU TAKE DOWN HALO FAMILY

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer Před rokem +1

    The FBI: *grabs shotgun*
    “I just wanna talk to him”

  • @c25my37
    @c25my37 Před 3 lety +240

    Son: Learning how to T-Bag
    Me: its enough to make a grown man cry

  • @littleghost5577
    @littleghost5577 Před 3 lety +356

    "Push on the joystick repeatedly"
    Me: T-bag time!

  • @xixon__
    @xixon__ Před 2 lety

    It was so heartwarming that he was learning the ways of the true gamer

  • @jp104dr6
    @jp104dr6 Před 4 měsíci +1

    He has officially become the Halo kid

  • @optiTHOMAS
    @optiTHOMAS Před 2 lety +623

    "How do I build?!"
    "THAT'S STUPID!"
    Love this! 😆 good ol halo!

    • @IPlayLegends
      @IPlayLegends Před rokem +5

      My first time playing Minecraft be like: "How do I build?!"

    • @Bonesy_69420
      @Bonesy_69420 Před rokem +1

      @@IPlayLegends lol

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer Před rokem +2

      Imagine Building in Halo like bitch we got a Grappleshot what’s building?

    • @Bonesy_69420
      @Bonesy_69420 Před rokem +1

      @@coltforceplayer EXACTLY

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@coltforceplayerYeah, we can just climb anywhere like Batman

  • @couchpotato8869
    @couchpotato8869 Před 3 lety +479

    Son: **plays the real mans game**
    Me: he is beginning to believe

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 3 lety +1

      Zoomers are fortnite kids

    • @kalebwynn2356
      @kalebwynn2356 Před 3 lety +3

      "Praises Halo 4 at the end' oh well its better than Halo 5 the Bungie games are better only thing making Halo 4 good was its campaign and the first time we see Master Chief grow as a character (thrown away in halo 5)

    • @glitchyx6995
      @glitchyx6995 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheLastMillennials >unironically uses the terms "Zoomer" and "Fortnite kid" in the same comment

    • @coca-coladog2242
      @coca-coladog2242 Před 3 lety

      @@TheLastMillennials *B R U H*

  • @Hagriddashisepic
    @Hagriddashisepic Před 2 lety

    i been watching this channel since it had 10k subs i just noticed

  • @cringeivore3769
    @cringeivore3769 Před 2 lety

    Its a really sad day when I never doubted this was a skit before I clicked

  • @asimplepie2279
    @asimplepie2279 Před 3 lety +391

    “Like a good father should do, let him play halo 3.” *sniffles* you’re god damn right

    • @calebook7720
      @calebook7720 Před 3 lety +3

      Hopefully soon since they’re getting rid of multiplayer

    • @asimplepie2279
      @asimplepie2279 Před 3 lety +4

      @@calebook7720 “these are troubling times for all of us..” - Truth

    • @Thereapgrimmer
      @Thereapgrimmer Před 3 lety +1

      I'm so glad my little brother grew up on halo games

    • @jacobbern9591
      @jacobbern9591 Před 3 lety

      But what about Reach? You know the best halo game story.

    • @Thereapgrimmer
      @Thereapgrimmer Před 3 lety

      @@jacobbern9591 yeah

  • @GalacticStudios69
    @GalacticStudios69 Před 3 lety +571

    This actually made me mad lol- “Why can’t I build?!” I don’t even play halo and I got mad-

  • @soundwave6366
    @soundwave6366 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude pulled out the Xbox like it was an ancient weapon

  • @U_N_K_O_W_N0
    @U_N_K_O_W_N0 Před 3 měsíci +2

    We're is the halo series....

  • @yvngjay3925
    @yvngjay3925 Před 3 lety +217

    Kid:"hAlO StOLe thE fORtNitE a gUy."
    Halo Fans: I need a weapon

  • @Maddog1911
    @Maddog1911 Před 3 lety +208

    “I’ve been googling ways to make a child disappear

    • @The_real_fbi
      @The_real_fbi Před 3 lety +11

      "but i think the fbis onto me"

    • @slangenir4388
      @slangenir4388 Před 3 lety

      Everyone’s talking about that but no one acknowledging that epic games also stole *2* characters from for honor in *1* skin

    • @xxnightmarexx_pr6069
      @xxnightmarexx_pr6069 Před 3 lety +2

      Just execute order 66 on all younglings who have performed such treason as it is to *Be a Fortnite kid*

    • @lilbroomstickwannabe
      @lilbroomstickwannabe Před 3 lety

      There are many ways you can
      Make a deal with the devil and give him the soul of the chilled
      And you can call me my number is :; 4:2;3; 4;2:_8::2;!/48847382974)4)7_)&:3:_)8🐨B-)
      Not my actual number

    • @satwikshridhar815
      @satwikshridhar815 Před 3 lety

      Should've tried bing

  • @crimsonknight7011
    @crimsonknight7011 Před rokem

    I like watching people play the original Halo for the first time and come across the Flood mission. That mission changed the whole game from then on.

  • @therandomnessfacility9948

    You could've showed him the *real* man's game, Team Fortress 2

  • @89ducks58
    @89ducks58 Před 3 lety +288

    My little brother: hEy hAlo stOle thIs fRom fOrTnItE
    Me: "You are about to destroy: Child, are you sure

  • @mebenothooman9178
    @mebenothooman9178 Před 3 lety +713

    "officer i drop kicked that child in self defense."

    • @GothGoat1
      @GothGoat1 Před 3 lety +17

      Technoblade never dies

    • @AcridGalaxy
      @AcridGalaxy Před 3 lety +13

      Technoblade never dies

    • @project6435
      @project6435 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AcridGalaxy what if he did die, then what’re u gonna say eh?

    • @AcridGalaxy
      @AcridGalaxy Před 3 lety +9

      @@project6435 he never dies

    • @project6435
      @project6435 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AcridGalaxy what if he did die

  • @russianswan
    @russianswan Před rokem

    You are giving me flash backs to halo I can’t deal with this i was about to cry 😭

  • @Blu3jay13
    @Blu3jay13 Před rokem

    It is always good to educate your children about the classics

  • @dakotaaddison9059
    @dakotaaddison9059 Před 3 lety +288

    Him: “you just don’t fall off and die, it’s that simple”
    Me: *plays destiny/destiny 2, constantly purposefully jumps off everything and kills myself because it’s fun as hell*

  • @mikesaloser4266
    @mikesaloser4266 Před 3 lety +299

    His voice should’ve deepened when he started playing halo 3

  • @dirtydan4661
    @dirtydan4661 Před 2 lety

    Sees child doing "the thing" to his fallen enemies: "he's...beginning to believe"

  • @user-zt7oc5fb4r
    @user-zt7oc5fb4r Před 4 měsíci +1

    "What's the button to sprint?
    "DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT WORD"
    "What word"
    "The word that something is going faster than walking"
    "But the fortnite guy can do it in fortnite"
    "That's disgusting"
    Yeah you tell him

  • @knickknackpattywack
    @knickknackpattywack Před 3 lety +282

    "What's this?"
    "A real man's game."
    Lol true

  • @TheReal_Esthby
    @TheReal_Esthby Před 2 lety +368

    Hes learned to T-Bag, im so proud

  • @nathansmith9104
    @nathansmith9104 Před 2 lety +1

    “We’ll be sending an officer to help hide the body.” LLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL!

  • @michaellarnach4161
    @michaellarnach4161 Před rokem +1

    "But the fortnite guy can do it in fortnite"
    "thats disgusting"
    lmao

  • @malachaiberrios
    @malachaiberrios Před 2 lety +176

    "I killed him because he was playing halo 4"
    "Understandable, have a good day."

    • @beatrice_1970
      @beatrice_1970 Před 2 lety +5

      Better than halo 5 smh

    • @thenoob2021
      @thenoob2021 Před rokem +4

      @@beatrice_1970 I literally have a comment saying the same thing because I agree

    • @beatrice_1970
      @beatrice_1970 Před rokem

      @@thenoob2021 i didnt even know

  • @summayyaakhtar7920
    @summayyaakhtar7920 Před 3 lety +269

    My Dad raised me correctly
    Halo Reach I am coming

    • @vilcearomania9836
      @vilcearomania9836 Před 3 lety

      Well my dad play cs.go wen I have like 6 years old.
      My first ps4 it was in 2017.
      And now I just want too kill hu say somting from fortnite or a song from tiktok.

    • @dominaterraider3949
      @dominaterraider3949 Před 3 lety

      Hell yeah that was my first halo game

    • @AuntyBethra
      @AuntyBethra Před 3 lety +1

      WHERE IS MY ASSAULT RIFLE SOME KID HERE IS SAYING HALO REACH IS BAD I MUST END HIM

    • @vilcearomania9836
      @vilcearomania9836 Před 3 lety

      @@AuntyBethra I have one

    • @lazycheez2559
      @lazycheez2559 Před 3 lety

      my dad taught me tf2

  • @Y_r_u491
    @Y_r_u491 Před rokem

    Child: *learns to tea-bag*
    man and God: HE HAS LEARNT TRUE POWER

  • @bornwisedistruction
    @bornwisedistruction Před 2 lety

    2:51 Proudest Gamer moment passing the Torch or in this case the Bag 🤣🤣

  • @captainfordo97
    @captainfordo97 Před 3 lety +569

    *halo is a man’s game.* Spoken by a true man, I love halo.
    Edit: I never expected this comment to blow up, thank you guys very much

  • @lunahercine9137
    @lunahercine9137 Před 3 lety +369

    Son: "Where's the button to sprint?"
    Dad: "We don't do that here."

    • @gmaccc2420
      @gmaccc2420 Před 3 lety +3

      Toast to that, 1ton armor cant run cod fanboys

    • @Trashboat4444
      @Trashboat4444 Před 3 lety +4

      @@gmaccc2420 halo 4 begs to differ

    • @DeadpoolXI1
      @DeadpoolXI1 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Trashboat4444 And Halo 5, and Reach, and the cinematics lol

    • @whatnotbutter7470
      @whatnotbutter7470 Před 3 lety +3

      WHY DO PEOPLE HATE SPRINT?!

    • @gmaccc2420
      @gmaccc2420 Před 3 lety +3

      @@whatnotbutter7470 it takes away from the HALO experience, if you want sprint go play cod or titanfall 2, both have sprint and either modern or advance combat

  • @freddieladduk6386
    @freddieladduk6386 Před 2 lety

    The tea bagging is soo good