Blursed Minecraft

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
  • Cursed blessed Minecraft ideas that maybe shouldn't probably should exist.
    My subreddit: / phoenixsc
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Minecraft's Pokémon: Cobalt and Amethyst
    is powered by Shockbyte server hosting
    Receive a 10% discount on your first month on a Server with the code "PHOENIXSC"!
    Link: shockbyte.com/...
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    If you enjoyed watching, consider dropping a LIKE or even SUBSCRIBE!
    If you'd like to monetarily support the channel, consider joining as a loyalty member!
    / @phoenixsc
    SECOND CHANNEL: / phoenixsucksat
    TWITTER: / phnixhamsta
    TWITCH: / phnixhamsta
    WEBSITE: phoenixsc.me
    DONATE: streamlabs.com...
    FACEBOOK: / phnixhamstasc
    #Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang. That is all.
    Minecraft: minecraft.net/
    Outro music: Silent Partner - Sad Past
    Other music:
    Otis McDonald - Complicate ya
    Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face
    #PhoenixSC #Memes

Komentáře • 1,8K

  • @x-mighty7602
    @x-mighty7602 Před 4 lety +5299

    what about Clessed Minecraft.

    • @CSDM15
      @CSDM15 Před 4 lety +54

      OMG YES!

    • @x-mighty7602
      @x-mighty7602 Před 4 lety +48

      @Phoenix SC thanks for pinning my comment. This is the first time a comment of my gets pinned.

    • @CSDM15
      @CSDM15 Před 4 lety +11

      X-Mighty my comment got pinned before on the video where he fights the ender dragon in the nether.

    • @microwave9031
      @microwave9031 Před 4 lety +3

      Well uh
      G

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven Před 4 lety +12

      Mined blursecraft

  • @howtoshotbow6961
    @howtoshotbow6961 Před 4 lety +3187

    “Alive bushes” used to be a real block in Minecraft called “Shrub,” look it up.

    • @microwave9031
      @microwave9031 Před 4 lety +370

      There's also aliven't bushes, they're exclusively in the desert

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Před 4 lety +635

      Oh God you're right! I want them back.

    • @kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525
      @kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525 Před 4 lety +52

      We need a mod that just adds the Shrub back into Minecraft with a new look or try to get it in 1.17

    • @throatychunk
      @throatychunk Před 4 lety +52

      @@PhoenixSC all those glitched 1.12 and below blocks/items will be missed.
      RIP missing texture for any item by making it's value above what it can accept
      RIP Shrub
      RIP terrible unorganized item names

    • @Theinatoriinator
      @Theinatoriinator Před 4 lety +28

      it was actually tall grass. no joke it had the same block id when those were a thing. so that meant the shrub wasnt always in the middle, it could actually be slightly off center

  • @theomegapersonyeet2678
    @theomegapersonyeet2678 Před 3 lety +289

    Phoenix: What is a book without paper?
    Me: Leather.

  • @coffeemug9904
    @coffeemug9904 Před 4 lety +725

    Pheonixsc : *sees two minecarts and one chest* I'm struggling to understand this
    Me: It's an open relationship .

    • @aatheeswarank7025
      @aatheeswarank7025 Před 4 lety +14

      Omg stop

    •  Před 4 lety +24

      Simple queston : When the double minecart chest is pushed , how will it turn?

    • @FractXD
      @FractXD Před 4 lety +2

      How you ask?
      Get a chest in a minecraft and place it on a rail and put another chest on the chest

    • @theveled0178
      @theveled0178 Před 4 lety +4

      @ simple. It Will go?

    • @vega1287
      @vega1287 Před 2 lety +3

      you mean an open railatipnship

  • @olinolivia
    @olinolivia Před 4 lety +387

    "What do you call a paperless book?"
    *Bk*

    • @clonefighter1996
      @clonefighter1996 Před 3 lety +46

      What do you call a coverless book?
      *oo*

    • @Sethilliano
      @Sethilliano Před 3 lety +6

      Me: k

    • @ano3kk
      @ano3kk Před 3 lety +6

      @@clonefighter1996 i’d call it paper or pages

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen Před 3 lety +6

      @@Sethilliano you dont have to put "me:" before every comment

    • @bruh.3177
      @bruh.3177 Před 3 lety +4

      What do you call a one foil book?
      𝗼

  • @firegod8158
    @firegod8158 Před 4 lety +763

    Pickaxe Diamond Was The Best Thing Ever lmao

    • @sierra991
      @sierra991 Před 4 lety +35

      imo i should have been called a piamond dickaxe
      i only now realized how that would sound

    • @elnkr2603
      @elnkr2603 Před 4 lety +11

      Picmond Diakaxe

    • @marranin007
      @marranin007 Před 4 lety +1

      it should've unbroken almost broken items lol

    • @GhostlyDash
      @GhostlyDash Před 4 lety +2

      You mean Pickaxe Netherite

    • @cheeseman498
      @cheeseman498 Před 4 lety +4

      I liek the porked cookchop

  • @tvcat5096
    @tvcat5096 Před 3 lety +58

    "What is a book with out paper"
    A cover

  • @camkid5866
    @camkid5866 Před 4 lety +376

    “How do you use a half button?”
    Well first we gotta talk about parallel universes

    • @foolishgoose453
      @foolishgoose453 Před 4 lety +7

      I was about to say that.

    • @mare65
      @mare65 Před 4 lety +5

      So I'm not alone...

    • @tartipouss
      @tartipouss Před 4 lety +15

      a "A press" is a "A press", it can’t be half a "A press"

    • @wintyrbarnes8533
      @wintyrbarnes8533 Před 4 lety +9

      Okay, TJ ""Henry"" Yoshi

    • @jcgtvthehandleistaken
      @jcgtvthehandleistaken Před 4 lety +2

      How do you use a button half well first we gotta about talk universes parallel LOL

  • @chou9303
    @chou9303 Před 4 lety +87

    2:37 i'm crying i don't want this to happen

    • @TheEpicNoob
      @TheEpicNoob Před 2 lety +1

      Me too, and you have to buy things like creative mode

  • @bl00dsh3d
    @bl00dsh3d Před 4 lety +402

    the intro...

  • @4thecross548
    @4thecross548 Před 4 lety +198

    Man, i wish we had a local Kotori Fried Chicken

    • @StopTheUTTP
      @StopTheUTTP Před 3 lety +5

      Clessed
      Blursed

    • @polandpostsstuff2385
      @polandpostsstuff2385 Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @x-mighty7602
      @x-mighty7602 Před 3 lety +2

      Kotori? Then it would be useless and be worthless than minor characters (Yugioh ZEXAL Reference).

    • @user-wg7kv8gs5j
      @user-wg7kv8gs5j Před 3 lety +1

      @@StopTheUTTP lmao

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee Před 2 lety +1

      I swear I have seen that image or one similar before under a different name... Will come back later if I remember it.
      Edit: I remembered... Kawaii fried chicken.

  • @winterwolfii
    @winterwolfii Před 4 lety +58

    3:03 ive been laughing at thiccen for 50 years

    • @aaravmishra1334
      @aaravmishra1334 Před 2 lety +2

      It’s funny because I think it is a smash brawl enemy in the subspace emmisary

  • @korybabinski4159
    @korybabinski4159 Před 4 lety +200

    I love how siren head went from a scary creature to a meme

  • @memelephant
    @memelephant Před 3 lety +34

    The emerald on a stick thing is actually genius, it would be a way to lure villagers places

    • @williamthompson4761
      @williamthompson4761 Před 2 lety +1

      Another good way would be to bribe Villagers to follow you for a certain amount of time.

  • @KiemPlant
    @KiemPlant Před 4 lety +461

    Some of these blursed things would actually be really cool to have in the game, the corner log for example.

  • @temxasred3086
    @temxasred3086 Před 4 lety +19

    1:21
    "A book without paper, a beginning without an end,they are different, but they go together"

  • @Kyo-bd4tw
    @Kyo-bd4tw Před 4 lety +508

    Please, never stop uploading these.

  • @empurress77
    @empurress77 Před 4 lety +6

    FYI: Leather armor under plate or chain armor is STANDARD.
    Quit maneuverable that way too.
    You'd regret very quickly not having the extra padding when your metal armor begins to chafe and pinch.

  • @mrtommygunner
    @mrtommygunner Před 4 lety +391

    1:15 this dude just straight up rick rolled redditor with a Minecraft book

    • @ba-it3xz
      @ba-it3xz Před 4 lety +11

      Up you give gonna never

    • @jonanjohahn1680
      @jonanjohahn1680 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ba-it3xz you gonna give never up

    • @no-ww7gb
      @no-ww7gb Před 3 lety +4

      @@jonanjohahn1680 give never up gonna you

    • @cherrywasfound
      @cherrywasfound Před 3 lety +2

      Up never gonna give you

    • @cursed434
      @cursed434 Před 3 lety +2

      @Aidenlol bonzanto roll rick that wait oh

  • @dinosaurwithcake1256
    @dinosaurwithcake1256 Před 3 lety +7

    they should add where chains can connect minecarts together, that would be cool.

  • @awkwardvulpix3085
    @awkwardvulpix3085 Před 4 lety +55

    Putting a sword texture as two diamonds and a stick is actually hilarious imo. I'd probably use a texture pack that did all crafts that didn't turn into blocks like that.

  • @archdruidbookwalter951
    @archdruidbookwalter951 Před 4 lety +7

    1:25 from my perspective it's one minecart with double the length and 8 wheels, with a double-wide chest inside.

  • @CinsBinofJunk
    @CinsBinofJunk Před 4 lety +247

    Therapist: It’s ok, Albert-Philippe isn’t in minecraft, he can’t hurt you.
    *Albert-Philippe:*

  • @sockdog
    @sockdog Před 4 lety +89

    1:15 getting rick roll'd in 2020

  • @kenzo9586
    @kenzo9586 Před 4 lety +47

    That Emerald on a stick to lure villagers was 1,000 iq lol

  • @oof_tvyt
    @oof_tvyt Před 3 lety +9

    Fun fact:
    A book without paper is technically a giant useless wallet.

  • @saibeoncastillo7911
    @saibeoncastillo7911 Před 4 lety +75

    0:37 Vanity armor in Minecraft

  • @legodude494
    @legodude494 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how in the second one, where it's two armour pieces, Phoenix literally just glossed over the CHEST CHESTPLATE! He was so caught up in having two armour pieces on top of each other that he completely glossed over the chestplate made out of a chest!

  • @woos057
    @woos057 Před 4 lety +27

    1:54 it's half a A press. But to understand it, we need to talk about parallel universes

  • @ZeroPan9759
    @ZeroPan9759 Před 3 lety +6

    Steve: “There is skyblock pets in Hypixel!”
    Me: “So what pets?”
    Steve: “Here”
    Me: left the game*

  • @indayteray8647
    @indayteray8647 Před 4 lety +35

    Therapist: Dancing Siren Heqd isnt real, he cant hurt you
    Dancing Siren Head: 0:00

  • @averagegenzguy2751
    @averagegenzguy2751 Před 3 lety +12

    That KFC logo actually is on brand if you look at a certain game they made

  • @Jumping_Electric
    @Jumping_Electric Před 4 lety +42

    1:42 I mean, I guess it’s like opening the Shulker Box and letting all the meat fall into your mouth, so I dunno?

  • @Ceafto2007
    @Ceafto2007 Před 4 lety +7

    1:56
    To understand this, we need to talk about parallel universes

  • @stone1290
    @stone1290 Před 4 lety +61

    The last "ble-" and the EA "cursed" negated one another, making this video, truly *Blursed!*

  • @flipperjr.3822
    @flipperjr.3822 Před 3 lety +7

    What I want to know about that double chest minecart: How the hell does it go around corners?

  • @CSDM15
    @CSDM15 Před 4 lety +37

    0:00 that intro killed me

  • @auritro3903
    @auritro3903 Před 4 lety +2

    Phoenix SC: That's it I am DONE with these crafting recipes!
    LITERALLY 21 seconds later: *THICC MUSHROOM STEW!*

  • @thebagel3426
    @thebagel3426 Před 4 lety +25

    Corner logs would be amazing

  • @Uro_borosz
    @Uro_borosz Před 4 lety +5

    Please make Evokers use up their totem of undying after death, and when you kill them the second time, they don't drop anything.

  • @greed4511
    @greed4511 Před 4 lety +41

    1:54 maybe it presses for half amount of time? I can see use in that honestly.

  • @mmwish9051
    @mmwish9051 Před 2 lety +2

    1:24
    How this would work is simple. The chest would be 2 times larger, meaning you could store 2 times the amount of things.

  • @cat-zz5wd
    @cat-zz5wd Před 4 lety +143

    cats: meow
    dogs: woof
    idiots: first

    • @HFIAPY
      @HFIAPY Před 4 lety +2

      Im 14th now no more 65th

    • @umpteenth9912
      @umpteenth9912 Před 4 lety +3

      Sounds like someone who has never been first.

    • @cat-zz5wd
      @cat-zz5wd Před 4 lety +7

      @@umpteenth9912 I don't even want to be first I'm just saying those who comment "first" are childish and boring

    • @Melecie
      @Melecie Před 4 lety

      Ex0naut i share a similar idea, i dislike first comments, and i get first kinda occasionally, like i just got first in another video recently

    • @cat-zz5wd
      @cat-zz5wd Před 4 lety

      @Snappy stfu kid I typed it

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 Před 4 lety +6

    0:20 we have him in minecraft...
    graystillplays fans, you know who we need

  • @Rexvivor
    @Rexvivor Před 4 lety +9

    When you want to feel evil, but you kept feeling good.

  • @jameszhang6302
    @jameszhang6302 Před 4 lety +3

    Everyone: We're all going to die!
    Phoenix: Blursed Minecraft

  • @AlicrocMS
    @AlicrocMS Před 4 lety +6

    I like the double chest minecart though, you could put them in sections of abandoned mineshafts that have much tougher enemies to fight and you have to kill them all before being able to get the spoils.

  • @someonesomething4775
    @someonesomething4775 Před 4 lety +2

    At 2:04, you could use a refrigerator in an exploit by breaking diamond ore with fortune and then turning the multiple diamonds into ore again and repeating the process, so basically infinite diamonds using only snow or ice.

  • @astodon
    @astodon Před 4 lety +9

    3:18 It should have taken our hunger bar away.

  • @averageforzaplayer1048
    @averageforzaplayer1048 Před 4 lety +2

    1:49 when Mojang is too lazy to make clams

  • @supremekingend8644
    @supremekingend8644 Před 4 lety +4

    00:14 that's actually adorable

  • @rosieleaverton
    @rosieleaverton Před 3 lety +2

    "What is a book without paper?"
    The cover

  • @therandomguy1701
    @therandomguy1701 Před 4 lety +12

    3:31 He predicted my reaction

  • @IIwII_usxx
    @IIwII_usxx Před 2 lety +1

    2:32 add a way to make a red stone block keep spawning next to it and make the most useless thing on the planet

  • @clara4738
    @clara4738 Před 4 lety +38

    oh god the kfc

  • @tinnycannn
    @tinnycannn Před 4 lety

    That refrigerator could actually be really useful,eg:
    You find diamond ore,you get 1 diamond, eventually you get fortune on a pickaxe,you put the diamond in the refrigerator,it becomes ore,you mine it,boom,more diamonds,repeat that process until endless diamonds

  • @GregorianMG
    @GregorianMG Před 4 lety +8

    0:14 Yup you're probably right.

  • @ratab0ada
    @ratab0ada Před 4 lety +1

    3:35 That thing literally exists in Minecraft Legacy, it's called "Shrub".

  • @andricode
    @andricode Před 4 lety +6

    0:04 God Bless Blender and its triangles :)

  • @farkasakos2238
    @farkasakos2238 Před 2 lety

    1:23 Philosophizing with Phoneix:
    "What is the book, without paper?"

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper Před 4 lety +7

    3:39
    Those are shrubs
    A different unused variant of dead bushes

    • @luckygames6654
      @luckygames6654 Před 3 lety

      i heard they would crash our game

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper Před 3 lety

      @@luckygames6654
      btw they are actually in the legacy console edition versions in creative menu
      idk how it would crash it

  • @Razuel_Valk
    @Razuel_Valk Před 3 lety +1

    pheonix: what do you call a paperless book
    me: a cover

  • @Diam.ndBlock
    @Diam.ndBlock Před 4 lety +23

    2:27
    The fact that it's built in Pocket Edition is...

    • @an_egg_guy
      @an_egg_guy Před 4 lety +3

      Well it's not hard. Place the command block, enter the command, place the redstone, pause the recording, move the command block, resume the recording, and you're done.

    • @luvidigodizeo577
      @luvidigodizeo577 Před 4 lety

      can touch active go fly fast

  • @menia1
    @menia1 Před 3 lety +2

    "Porked Cookchop" im dying

  • @draxhiljr.3619
    @draxhiljr.3619 Před 4 lety +6

    0:44
    Memes don't work Phoenix.

  • @cheese012
    @cheese012 Před 3 lety +1

    Phoenix: what is a book without paper
    Binding:

  • @konomi9205
    @konomi9205 Před 4 lety +75

    this is kinda blursed wtf

  • @chicathechickend1819
    @chicathechickend1819 Před 4 lety +1

    Intro: Siren head dancing
    Me: *E P I C*

  • @MashedPotatoTasteGood
    @MashedPotatoTasteGood Před 4 lety +4

    03:42 that's just a removed block named "green shrub"

  • @VioletScarelli
    @VioletScarelli Před 4 lety

    Eating an entire shulker box of raw beef is the cursed equivalent of cooking the shulker box while it's full of beef

  • @ThatFlugiGuy
    @ThatFlugiGuy Před 3 lety +4

    0:30 frtc genius (and French)

  • @elbunko_
    @elbunko_ Před 4 lety

    Phoenix: What if you could put two layers of armor?
    Terraria:

  • @elijahdodson9803
    @elijahdodson9803 Před 3 lety +3

    Me: nice dance moves siren head
    Siren head: I was forced to do this
    Also siren head: (secretly lied and dances just for fun)

  • @LostZealot82
    @LostZealot82 Před 4 lety +2

    "Extra Berry Cake! Aw that is - 65."

  • @reyzaffrin4748
    @reyzaffrin4748 Před 4 lety +5

    2:54 That is Tic-Tac-Toe

    • @dagamerplays
      @dagamerplays Před 4 lety +3

      no it has always been called noughts and crosses it is only America that calls it that

  • @Neatfinity
    @Neatfinity Před 3 lety +2

    1:30 is what you came here for

  • @antiscribe4150
    @antiscribe4150 Před 4 lety +5

    Wait do British people call Tic-Tac-Toe "Knots and Crosses?"

    • @dagamerplays
      @dagamerplays Před 4 lety +1

      yes we do call the game noughts and crosses

  • @allenrahim1137
    @allenrahim1137 Před 3 lety

    2:52 everybody:tick tack toe
    Phoenix: KnOtS AnD CrOsSeS

  • @umpteenth9912
    @umpteenth9912 Před 4 lety +9

    Aha first! Sorry, this has never happened to me before!!! :D

  • @phroggu
    @phroggu Před 3 lety +1

    Ah yes, my favourite food source, Pokrked Cookchop

  • @swamihernandez5408
    @swamihernandez5408 Před 4 lety +5

    Bruh, I see he do be doing “Electro Swing” from fortnut, game sucks, and thats the only dance that’s acceptable to me tbh

  • @wizardpatuta3086
    @wizardpatuta3086 Před 3 lety

    1:20
    Phoenix SC: what do you call a book without a paper?
    Me: Internet

  • @jakethefox9439
    @jakethefox9439 Před 4 lety

    Like it says in the book, we're both blessed and cursed. We are blursed, for the same things that make us laugh, make us cry

  • @HazyNature
    @HazyNature Před 3 lety

    Minecraft should add wooden bark walls. Its gonna make houses look so good

  • @dabohdsta
    @dabohdsta Před 2 lety +1

    1:17 a book without paper is litterally just leather

  • @apollyon6855
    @apollyon6855 Před 4 lety

    the refrigerator sounds like a good idea, imagine turning lava into stone, water into ice, or freezing meat to give it some state effect when you eat it. on the other hand good video

  • @Z4ckStudios
    @Z4ckStudios Před 2 lety

    how you would use the half button: cut down the button redstone signal you normally get from a button to half a redstone for the half button

  • @triadicoder7106
    @triadicoder7106 Před 3 lety +1

    Nom nom, shulker box taste gud
    Till ya forget that you put a pufferfish in one

  • @AsiimovCS
    @AsiimovCS Před 2 lety +1

    ”Two layers of armor on any player, you wouldn't be able to move”
    Hey wait a minute..
    *Flashback to all MC YT theories*
    This man can lift over like a trillion pounds man the heck are you talking about..?!

  • @tsmseasonal
    @tsmseasonal Před 3 lety

    A book without paper in my head is just a folder
    But a book without paper is paperless

  • @lucybird4772
    @lucybird4772 Před 4 lety +2

    pause it at 2:52 and just take in how confusing that frame is

  • @changedchannelspleasedonot7059

    Fun fact: Pickaxe Diamond would sound normal in romanian since we don't say "(material) (object). We say (object) (material) for example, leather armor would be armură de piele (armor leather). "De" is just there if you don't wanna seem professional

  • @wetburntbagel
    @wetburntbagel Před 2 lety +1

    the pickaxe netherite has the power of a thing i use to touch stuff

  • @tryAGAIN87
    @tryAGAIN87 Před 3 lety

    Great... Now I'm never gonna unsee the face in the birch logs...

  • @ProBaby72
    @ProBaby72 Před 3 lety

    3:03 everyone is looking at thiccen but has nobody realised what on earth he is holding

  • @JasontheFolf
    @JasontheFolf Před 4 lety +1

    "Knots and crosses"
    Did you mean: _Tic tac toe_

    • @TheUmdexMan
      @TheUmdexMan Před 3 lety +1

      knots and crosses is the original name of the game dude

  • @ElementalDomino2007
    @ElementalDomino2007 Před 4 měsíci

    1:58 the perfect birthday cake for a fox

  • @stormtendo
    @stormtendo Před rokem

    2:04 this seems like something you would do to a friend’s furnace to troll them!

  • @arkasha6649
    @arkasha6649 Před 2 lety

    Dragon egg on a stick? That you can use to ride any other player, and they won't be able to move themselves.

  • @cosmicreciever
    @cosmicreciever Před 3 lety

    Those corner logs would actually be super useful for building houses