I Didn't Know Guns Were Sold in Stores - Comedian Lance Woods - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- After getting his gun license, comedian Lance Woods had no idea how easy it is to get a gun.
For more of @lwoodscomedy follow him on social media: @sirlancewoods
Originally filmed 1/7/24
Videographer: Omar @badsplice
Editor: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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The spirit of, "Who you think you're talking to?" is spot on!🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 no no nooooooo
😂😂 Facts!
"Trying on pistols"
😂😂😂
"doing all kinds of n****a stuff"
Him talking about saving fast food napkins killed me cuz i thought i was the only one that did that shit lmao
"I don't care if this is Macy's" had me RMFAO!!
took me out too lolol
Ranch in Macy's is wild
Huh 🤣🤣🤣idgaf I’m dead 😆
😂😂😂 I’m tryna see why the hell he got nuggets in Macys anyway
The most unexpected punchline in the history of standup comedy 😅😅😅 I was like “what?????????” 😅😅😅😅😅 brilliant
Those dress codes at those clubs used to be almost comical how ridiculous they were. 😂
Still that way now they went back to bs again
When I was in Austin one night, this was like bad in 09, they told me that my government ID wasn’t a valid form of identification and they had an explicit ban of Polo Boots. I barely liked going out anyway, that night killed it permanently.
"Must have lips" 🤣 🤣 🤣
No bowl cuts!!!!!
@@byanymeansnecessary9329 lmao
😂😂😂
"The spirit of I will fuck you up", lmao😂😂😂😂
The drawer full of fast food napkins was funny and very true. LOL
“You ain’t got anymore ranch” ☠️ I was DYING
Check this out Braxton🤣🤣🤣
Hearing BT in the back laughing is funny in itself 😂
Ayo! You just know when he's in the building without seeing him 😂
I knew I wasn't trippin
He ain't lying. That carry is different. Whole different type of spirit comes over you. 🤣🤣
As a CCW holder.... There's a lot of truth in this😂
“No rhythm” had me in tears!! 😂
"have you ever been swallowed?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Went over a lot of peoples heads😂
I was crying when he said that. 🤣🤣🤣
That's is the reason I got a shotgun😂.. I didn't want to able to take it everywhere with me
Didn't stop Omar
@@billyjonesjr8520 😂😂😂 I can't pull off walking down the skreet like him
@@billyjonesjr8520 🗣 "Omar coming!"
This dude don't stop with the killings man I'm dead laughing in my soul right now🤣
He's solid 🤝😂.
There is a spirit of who the fucc You think you talking tooo lmao I lost it hababaaabababaab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That one got me too...🤣
Definitely was
Its true! 😂
A spirit of “Who dafuq you talkin to”
😂😂
No lotion is wild 😂😂😂😂
“Chipotle, Taco Bell” ACCURATE! 😂😂😂😂😂
Have you ever been SWALLOOOOOOOWED 😭
He's funny as shit😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 he said “no rhythm”.
Dude is golden 😂😂😂😂 he’s hilarious
Did he say “have you ever been swallowed?” 😂😂😂😂
Where should you keep a loaded firearm? In the kids room! - bro i laughed so hard at that and the trying on Guns - bro has those elite one liners
snuck that swallowed up in there lmao
No hats, no chains, no rhythm 😂this mf 😂
1:10 and I’m already trippin. S/o Lance, bro always bring it. Ima pull up out there one day mane I gotta catch a Chocolate Sundaes.
yes you do!
Seriously I hit the like button halfway through
"No rhythm" 😂😂😂
Hell yes, a gem right here.
That shit had me rolling 😅😅😅😅😅😅
ranch at macy's is HILARIOUS Lololol
,, Must have lips"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂.I gotta start checking for more of his work.This too funny.
Them chipotle napkins come in clutch in an emergency
“ check this out Braxton “ fucking killed me.
That’s how we roll..buying up the ammo baby😂
Cold bullets…😂😂😂
“Check this out Braxton” 😂😂😂
No Jordan, No LeBrons, No hats, No rhythm.
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"The south got something say" 3000.
His comedic flow is so smooth I can't tell if it's off the top or from inside the filing cabinet! Well done!
How you ever been swallooowed
lmao! no lotion got it 🤣
Am I the only one that can distinctly hear BT loud ass laugh?!? 🤣😂 AHHHHHHHHAN lmao
NO Jordan = NO Skecher , Man that list is something else 😂
Good bit 😂.
I feel like I just heard BT Kingsley laugh in the background 🤣🤣
yep! you did
Good set
TD Jake’s catching strays 😂
He is apparently not from the south, they sell guns at Wal-Mart down here. All the pawn shops are gun stores. We have gun stores the size of target down here. 😂😂😂
MUST HAVE LIPS sent me hollering
BT Kingsley was absolutely watching this set 😭 Can’t miss that wicked ass laugh 🤣
This shit was flawless 😂😂😂
No lotion😂
No Rhythm and No Lotion
The list of stuff on the club was funny af😂😂😂
Native of Sacramento Lance making his way to the top. Had me rollin'!
“Must have lips” 😂😂😂😂
Deadass had someone up the40 cal on me because we were out of barbecue sauce 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I said “ oh you wanna go to jail for sauce.? “ GO TF AHEAD😊🤷🏽♀️
😂😂😂😂😂
Lance Woods does not miss 😂😂😂
😂😂
New Favorite Comedian 😂
No rhythm!! That’s hilarious!!
I never seen a gun store in my life 😂😆🤣😀😭🤪😁😝😜🤣 EITHER 🤷🏿♂️
Lance never disappoints 😅😅
great set
Dress code joke was all facts 💯🤦🏾♂️
🤣😂🤣🤣hilarious
Yoooo. Td jakes out here catching strays 😭😭😭
Cuz said “No rhythm!” 😂
😂😂😂😂 I love him
Solid set🎉
no Rhythm 🤣😂
Cold bullets 😂
Genius, you got a new fan 😂
And that, friend, is why you and folks who feel like you shouldn't have guns. Big trouble becomes small trouble, and trifles become leaves in the breeze. Because you are secure. If wearing a gun doesn't fill you with calm and a deep sense of responsibility, don't do it.
2:04 😂❤
This was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha no lips in the club
BT laughing in the background is hilarious
No lotion 🧴🤔😂😭
No lotion 😂😂😂
I can relate 🤣😂😂
Waitress comes up taking an order for a front stage table and the guy doesn't flinch. He's locked into his material and rolling it well. This was hella pro.
Thats Hilarious!
Shit was hilarious, but fr there's no test to buy a gun... just a background check lol
Depends where you are, but there is a test for the ccw
there's a test in CA
This is too funny
Yo this was a dope set!!
Cold bullets 😭😭😭
Too accurate
Must have lips 😂😂😂😂
Fact that you can hear @BTKingsley laughing in the audience is awesome. I wish I lived in California sometimes.
No white Ts Not Black Ts. No lotion 😂
Funny and clever
Ok I see you! Well done.
I GOT A SPIRIT GUN FULL OF SOUL POWER
Oh i got the dopebag of bullets looking lol