Stop Charging People Extra for Sauce - Roy Wood Jr.
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- Roy Wood Jr. remembers encountering an upset customer at a McDonald’s and wishes grocery store workers would stop being so polite.
Roy Wood Jr.: Father Figure
Original airdate: February 19, 2017
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“Sitting here arguing with a grown man about 2 ounces of sauce” 😂😂😂😂😂
Yesss. All the little packs of sauce in my fridge come feom Taco Bell
@Let's Go Brandon fucking relax Brandon it’s a joke
"And that ain't even HIS sauce!" :)
They not even a ounce lol
@@jordanfauntleroy2013 they are but I can't see that. 1 oz is 30 ml and 2 oz is 60 ml. For perspective 1 cup is 8 oz or 240 ml. You think 8 of those packets equal 1 cup much less 2 of those packets being 0.25 of a cup?
“The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾
Just watched that part
“Our nuggets today is our children’s nuggets tomorrow” that got me LMAO 😂
🤣🤣🤣
🎯🎯🎯🎯 (Except he just Might Not be joking, here.)😂
Anyway, just skip the nuggets until further notice.🤢
I'd want to see him play #MLK in a movie.
@@martinnduati1132 That... actually isn't a bad idea.
"it's not like your register is gonna come up short two honey mustards" I LOL'd
It phonetically sounds like he could have said two hundred million... which makes it funnier to me.
@@LoveyourzAF ???
@@LoveyourzAF ???
This was good! "I'm already here! You won!!" I felt that 😩😂😂
Same😂😂🤣🤣
I got written up at Whole Foods for not smiling enough. This guy gets it.
Damn 😭🥴
Wow, that's harsh!
Damn lmao, I thought I was the only one in the history of earth who got in trouble for not smiling at work🤣
That’s an extremely rare achievement to unlock, congrats Stephanie🍾 👏🏿 😂
Did you have the required number of ear and nose piercings?
I'm literally at McDonald's watching this and saw them charge a dude for some sauce lmao
I’m at McDonalds reading a comment about you at McDonald’s watching this while seeing them charge a dude for some sauce.
@@terrycrews1760 whoop dee doo
@AL Probably a Trump supporter too🤣
I'm at McDonald's reading your comment about you Writing a comment about you watching somebody getting charged for a sauce
@@AndiiBoii007 I’m at McDonald’s reading about you at McDonalds reading a comment about someone who is also reading the same comment about someone watching someone get charged for sauce.
Taco bell will give a person 10 sauces for 2 tacos
😅
Right, they'll be a tear in the bag from the weight of the sauce. I think they're trying to play a psychological trick to make you think you got more food lol
The one I go to....I tell em I want 6 beef burritos and a crapload of fire sauce...they give me 6...I use 3 sauces on 1 burrito lol
😅 You're right, taco bell doesn't mess around.
They also have people mailing empty sauce packets in to taco belll
When I used to drive for Uber/Lyft the most popular thing I did was sending a text to the rider when I rolled up that not only told them I was there, but also gave them the option of texting "0" they wanted polite conversation or "1" if they didn't want to talk.
Wow. Now that's customer service at its best.
And you sir just earned an automatic $20 tip from me! I’m an introvert. I DON’T want to talk. I love your idea.
Smart! Other drivers should do this!
This should be made standard procedure! :D
Anyway, as a fast food worker I have to tell we really DO NOT CARE about the sauces thing but we're filmed and watched. If it were up to us you'd get 3 sauces if you wanted because that would get you out the store faster! For a time a former boss invented a way to get us to charge people for extra sauces (after people for a time were asking for 6 or more) and we'd get writeups if we didn't do it.
Anyway
@@tobiramasenju6290 ???
In the food places I go to, you get employees who won't give you enough for your meal or ones who will give you a long-term supply.
When you run into the give you enough for armageddon employee you have to use that as an opportunity to save packets for when the employee who thinks they're rationing for the great recession is working. Employees either don't care because it's not their money or they're control freaks who want to monitor how many sauces you get.
@drewski217 I feel you. I was a training director for Chick-fil-A for many years and it was a little different there but at some of the other places I've worked we had to charge and we checked it during inventory to make sure the money and the number of items sold matched, we also watched cameras and had to write up employees for things such as giving away certain food items without charging. So I totally get it.
Wow - great insight. Thanks for shedding light. That's BS you're filmed like that.
"you ever meet the guardian of the sauce" 😂😂😂
“You want ketchup with that?”
“No.”
*gets home, checks bag*
20 packs of ketchup
No napkins or straw though. Lmao
@@theerealatm j hi hp
This comment is underrated. Lolol. Cause that’s exactly how it is. But when you ask for it….
@@theerealatm You’re right again. I hate getting home with a drink but no straw.
I wouldn't complain.
Keep in mind, Roy used to work at Golden Corral. He knows his restaurants.
2 chickens and a carrot cake
SMITTY!
😂😂😂😂
Bru, that story so funny😂🤣
@@flipsidemob807 Don't forget the pitcher of water.
“The price you pay for politeness is your time.” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Preach it Mr. Woods!!! Truth right there🔥
I love Roy man, he's so funny no matter what he's talking about. And he's a pro, great entertainer.
The amazing job of being a humorist
@@worldofcorn there's actually a professional, official word for that. It's "comedian"
@@portlandgoose4727 no I know but that's what he is as well is a humorist too lolol
@@worldofcorn You're both right 😁
@@jbmp1390 lolol
Dear Lord, this man is a genius!!! Why aren't more people talking about it!!!
I’ve been patiently waiting for a new special from him for years now. Check out his last one as well if you haven’t seen it. It’s comedy gold.
@@nonsugarfree he has a new special on comedy central tonight.
He does prank phone calls that are CLASSIC… always threatening to “go to the trunk on ya”
I always think the same thing when I'm 1.5 hours into watching Roy on CZcams trying to fall asleep 😅
Because disunity sells
That’s why I love self check out. I work in retail, and see when people avoid contact and run to self checkout, I feel you 1000%.
As a sales associate in a store (and as a shopper that either preorders stuff online or uses self checkouts myself), I feel this comment on a deep level. I don't want to bother customers with extra comments/questions nor do I want to be bothered when I shop with extra comments/questions. Probably the general consensus is going to be that no one wants to be bothered with excess questions and comments when all we want is to ring up stuff and go on about our day.
I've gone so far as to order groceries to be delivered to my house so I can avoid being sold a million damn things at the register or hunt for a self check out lol
Problem with self-checkout at the grocery store I go to is when it's not busy, two cashiers nearby watch the self checkout customers, I guess to prevent theft.
This dude has like Grandpa humor. I love it. So old school.
"Grandpa humor" I love it!
Grandpa humor? Lmao congrats you managed to be nice and rude at the same time. That man gon read this and be like damn I’m only 38. Are my jokes really that lame? Grandpa humor makes 4yr olds and under laugh lol
@@terrycrews1760 I, uh, think you're reading too much into a very harmless comment. That, or trying to put it into a negative context.
His humor has an old soul vibe to it, the kind of humor you'd hear from the somber voice of a grandfather or older gentleman that is genuinely funny, you know... like "Grandpa" humor does.
@@terrycrews1760 So you've never had a funny ass grandpa huh? The old people I know have the craziest stories and are very funny.
@@raithryn6427 not making this up but my grandfather kind of disowned me since I don’t go to church w/ him anymore. Happened over 10yrs ago. Meh, oh well though. That’s neither here nor there. I don’t remember him being funny.
“The price for politeness is your time”, that’s deep though
One time while i was a cashier at Target I got written up for not being peppy enough when talking to customers so yes we will get fired for not being nice hahahaha
"Peppy" enough? They should be happy I clocked in 🤣
Well, that's a job I know I'll never be able to do
When I worked at Forever 21, I got written up because I was caught not smiling. I was working an 8 hour and was not allowed to sit. My jaw hurt more than my feet. I was told that every time I didn't smile, I was causing a dip in sales because customers want to shop somewhere with happy employees.
@@Quinn007625 lol these the same people paying minimum wage want you to smile about it?
I got let go for not having enough pep in my step 🤣
Roy Wood Jr is in my top 5 funniest comedians out today, so underrated!!!
... Deadass !!! ...
"If i was white i would've got 7 nuggets!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Well i need a quarter" like hes selling a cigarette at the bus stop
As a supervisor at a retail store. This hit different 😭😭😂😂🤣
This is why Home Depot don't waste time on customer service but Lowes supposedly does. You wanna chit chat you go to Lowes. You want STFU you go to Home Depot.
You want help finding what you need go to Lowes. You wanna waste a bunch of time walking around the store lost & frustrated because the employees got a attitude about you spending money there then go to Home Depot
I ain't going to either because I can't afford to hire a sherpa to take me on a week long hike through an effen store.
I'll go to a reasonable sized store or order it on Amazon.
@@positivelight5226 as a former Lowes employee, can confirm
@@andrewprovost7939 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Primalxbeast I literally laughed out loud at your comment . it's like one of those long ass trek montages in indiana jones just to get a new drill bit .
"The price you pay for politeness is your time." Truer words never spoken.
Good comedians are really philosophers with impeccable timing. Loved this bit!👍
And now I need nuggets...
He's a cousin of the great drummer Jack DeJohnette...
I've had the sauce argument with McyDees. For a 20 piece they were giving 2 sauces. But for a 6 piece they gave 1. 🤔 so that's a min of 3 for a 20p, and for a 4p = 1 sauce which is 5 sauces. The manager was not cool with basic math. But he did give me 2 more sauces.
The real important math is who got your money?
That's fucked, the McD's here gives 3 sauces for 20 nugs
What do you expect them to do, open a packet and only give you some of the sauce for the 6 piece? lol. Your basic math was entirely too basic 😂
They give 2 for a 10. They definitely were shorting you
Been there bro lol they be tripping 🤣
“So you had a card this whole time?” 🤣
The STFU line is the "self-check out" (except when you get one of those touchy weighing machines and then its the @$%* it line).
As an introvert I felt all of this lol
"NO, I didn't come here to do homework" I'm fucking dying!
😭😭🤣🤣
"The grocery store illuminati" he's crazy haha
😫😭😂😂😂😂 Huh-LAR-i-OUS
That part had me rolling! Lmao
I've watched a lot of his stuff and I love this one 🤩 Double nugget is the lucky one 😅😅
The way the jokes are so put together in the story behind them are dope‼️‼️‼️🙌🏾 ‼️
"... The grocery store Illuminati..." 😂😂😂😂😂
Funnily enough, there have been several grocery stores that learned the hard way that pricing everything lower doesn't work that well. Many stores that tried experienced severe drops in traffic and sales, because it was actually the 'sale' that was triggering the impulse for people to come in and buy.
Sometimes sound logic and customer behaviors just do not line up the way you'd think they would.
Walmart would disagree. Lol it’s how they put Kmart out of business. People still go there to this day thinking they’re getting a deal and don’t even notice that they jacked the prices up on a lot of things. Lol
JCPenneys proved that when they did away with their "sales"
I used to work at gas station and would talk with all sorts of ppl (although I didn't use it to keep ppl or be weird)
But I made friends with regulars, was there for complete strangers (helped push car to pump, gave comfort to an old man who would've had no outside contact, talked with homeless to see what essentials they need help with, and told someone suicidal they deserve to live). Sometimes one action can make someone's day, life, or outlook. But that doesn't mean you force a convo everytime.
I really hate that store mess. 🤣🤣🤣 I used to work at a shoe store and they forced us to ask customers fiddyleven things before we could ring them up and I promise you, I despised it just as much as they did.
🤣🤣🤣, "fiddyleven" man I ain't that in so long. I know exactly what you mean though
I feel you. When I worked at Office Depot they literally had us harassing customers.
I've definitely had the double nugget🤣🤣🤣
Why someone got to die over some sauce lol 🤣🤣🤣
I worked at wendys for a summer, my whole attitude was " it aint mine". I gave people free burgers, a gallon of sauce whatever. Had a couple walked in they ordered one meal large and a med drink. I grabbed two large cups, by mistake, and just gave it to them. The dude was like " but we only ordered one large" . I stared into this man's soul and just said " Im too lazy to grab the med."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How democratic of you. You give away the property of someone else then act as if you were the one being generous. The legal terminology is theft. Hopefully, you will start a business one day and employ individuals just like yourself.
💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@pauloh4571 technically Wendy's steals away tax dollars from everyone in the nation and give it to themselves in the form of corporate welfare, by paying low wages that people cannot live off of... and they act like its theirs. So in fact they have taken much more from the employee than the value of a few beverages, which already have enormous profit margins.
salute to a real one 🤣🤣
Having worked retail, I relate so well. Trust me, it was just as cringe for us having to sell the membership cards and "free magazines". And the "pep talks" from the district managers about how it's "totally worth it" and "a great value". And some people wonder how Amazon got so big xD
“I had a dream. That white people and black people would get an equal amount of nuggets!”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
Wendy's has better nuggets than McDonald's
@@TheAnonymousShade Facts
@@TheAnonymousShade And less expensive! I mean if you buy the small size… Comparatively
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“The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾
Roy'd love shopping in Germany. You'd be lucky to get a "hello" and "have a nice day". Both together is almost as rare as a free sauce. Which in Germany you don't get either. Period.
Or public restrooms, right?
My goodness, this guy is HILARIOUS. I laughed out multiple time.
I loved shopping at my neighborhood Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee. The Black ladies who worked there all kept membership cards at their registers and swiped them for everyone automatically, instead of asking everyone if we had them or wanted to sign up for them every time we shopped there.
Damn which PW? I also live here.
@@chenstormstout9456 Capitol Dr., between Humboldt Blvd and Holton St.
@@EzraNiesen aw man I used to live over in Sherman Park!
Taco bell will give you 20 packs of sauce even if you only ordered a Baja Blast lol
😂😂😂
The app should just have a checkmark for whatever flavor you want a fistful of.
A great prank my older daughter played on my Jinder daughter that I have on video from Taco Bell from 10 years ago:
My younger daughter went to the bathroom. Now, I don’t like food tampering with pranks (but we are family and she could get a new cup.) The older opened a pack of picante sauce and opened the cup top. She then inserted the straw into the picante pack. She then shut the lid back on. Refilled with Pepsi. When my youngest daughter took an aggressive “sip” of PICANTE, Ahhhh man…. She was ready to trade us in for a nice family! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Cried, cried, and cried! Memories!
Damn right. And some napkins lol
😂😂😂
😂 Discount cards in grocery stores never made sense to me either! I'm with Roy just price the food at the cheapest price!
They know that most people like getting an "insider privilege".
They do that so they can track your spending habits and sell them more to y6.
On top of tracking your spending habits, the store will also sell your data to advertisers.
So yeah, you're getting a discount for their "free" membership, but the store gets data to sell and make even more money back
Never heard of this cat, but I'm definitely going to keep following this brother. Can't get better than realistic subjects
Everything he does is on point. I’ve seen so much of the stuff and it’s all excellent!
He definitely is funny 😁, he really hits on some real issues in a hysterical manner!! Love ❤️ him!
That callback to the sauce was elite-tier smooth
The chicken nugget story had me rollin' 🤣
This was brilliant lmao… I can’t believe how smooth this routine came together towards the end lmao i may need to watch this entire special.
You definitely should.
The best was that white woman who went crazy over them not having nuggets during breakfast and climbed through the drive thru 🙈🤣
Link?
I’m binge watching all his stand up. This guys comedy is legendary
He is hilarious. Gotta find more of his stuff 🤣🤣
He's on Spotify!
The daily show features him, tons of stuff on CZcams
This is on his “father figure” stand up
Look up “this is not happening”
@@Zand0r I just watched it and o couldn't tell you how hard I wheezed and chocked laughing at him 💀
I love this man. I remember years ago, McDonald's was charging people for water. Water. In a small ass plastic cup. 25 cents. In the middle of drop dead summer heat. I was so pissed. I walked out and didn't go back for years, and when I did I only went after I asked if the water was free 🤷🏽♀️ but now I hardly ever.
Companies are so ridiculously greedy. It's sad. On the flip side, I had someone at the register buy me a drink when all I asked for was water, and said "We need to take care of each other."
What's so hard about this greedy corporate? 🤔🤷🏽♀️
People take advantage of free. Also, the amount of scholarships and promotions are directly related to profits. It's not all bad but yes they are greedy. It's a business, not a charity. I'm just saying it's not a black and white situation. A lot of grey area.
The people who run those huge corporations have literally let people starve. During the great depression there was a guy who ran a food company, I forget his name. The people were too poor to buy his food, so instead of saying, "you know what I'm in a position to help these starving people, let me charge reduced prices or give away my companies food for free", he gathered up all the excess food, poured kerosene on it, and lit it on fire.
@@spracketskooch got a source for that claim?
You really showed them,huh?
@@alexandercanella4479 An organization doesn't have to be a charity in order to not nickel and dime people to death. And yes, some people take advantage of free, but not nearly as much as corporations take advantage of the working class and the poor. Those scholarships and promotions are a drop in the bucket compared to the salaries those profits support for those in the C-suite and upper management. It's like comparing a basket of apples to an entire orchard.
Very little in life is black and white, but today's corporate greed is in no way justified, no matter what "scholarships and promotions" they offer. Charging someone for a cup of water is absurd, regardless of context.
This reminds me of Grandpa not want to butter his own popcorn at the movies. I miss Boondocks
So damn good. I feel less alone and validated seeing his experiences in retail mirror mine. Not only does everything cost more monetarily, but they got to steal your time.
So glad Roy got his own show underrated
Knew that he's famous and figured he was hilarious, but never really checked his comedy out. Glad I did. He's on fire 💯
8:12 this is too damn hillarious 🤣😭 yesterday I worked register 2 and I'm one of the most silent cashiers there 🤣🤣
This has Trader Joes written all over it LOL, I feel like a jerk sometimes when I'm not in the mood to conversate with the stock people or cashier, but in my head I'm like, "I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't feel like talking, is that a crime?"
🎯🎯🎯🎯
Conversate is not a word.
@@wordsculpt Wrong. Check your Webster’s. “Conversate” is an intransitive verb.📚
Go to Walmart then. Don’t go to TJs until you are ready for friendly customer service.
@@PrettyINCs Or maybe Whole Foods. Oops.🤭 They’re nice there too.
Oh well, there’s always online shopping.🤷🏽♀️
I'm French I hear leodicaprio and the nugget bits; I'm hooked bro.
I expect a LOT from you MrRoyWoodJr in 2022
Laughed so hard once he got to the foot in the door.
For fast food I promise the best food you’ll get is from the night shift. Night shift hooks people up all the time 😂
Man why this so funny y’all?
@Weird Gardener 🌱 thanks haha, man this got 28 likes. Never imagined that happen haha
I use to work in a fast food place. A case of sauce cost about $30 for 100 cups. So it was basically .30 cents per sauce. We would go through 10-15 cases a week. So it adds up.
This man is a genius bruh, I always die of laughter watching his stuff 🤣
He killed that set. 😂😂😂
“ it is up to you, it’s on your side of the counter “ 😂
Great Comedian. And his Father is part of a History that changed the world n lives. Greatness all round
Who
@@danschumacher5427 Roy Wood Jr. is the comedian in the video
I honestly don't mind the chit chat, tbh. I'm a pretty quiet guy in general, don't talk too much. But I don't mind connecting with people for a few minutes, even if it's corporate mandate. The workers are people too, and they might be having a shitty day too, forced to fake a smile. That simple polite interaction could change their whole day, if it's genuine. It's done so for me before.
Never underestimate the effect of a sincere smile and a heartfelt "you have a good day too"... we're all stuck on this rock in space together. Might as well make the best of it.
Well said.
I like you, that was so kind to read. It takes less than 5min to smile and thank a person.
"the price you pay for politeness is your time"
lmao damn came here to laugh and leaving a new person
I never understood that how people act like the sauce is coming out of their paycheck. Like the manager is counting the sauces at the end of their shift 🙈😂 Anytime I worked places I just gave people stuff 😎🥂
Because they actually do. Sometimes the managers will literally stand over us to make sure we charge people for extra sauce.
@@lukelyon1781 what a sad sad existence they must have
@@dickhitswater4836 well some places are extremely stingy and upper management will literally fire you/chew you out/write you up if you don't charge for every little thing.
@@lukelyon1781 I know, that’s what’s so sad about it. Especially when at the end of the day tons of that stuff gets thrown away anyways, the manager certainly doesn’t get anything out of being like that and I highly doubt it effects mcdonalds bottom line. Crazy how a tiny bit of authority goes straight to someone’s head. It’s usually typical of someone who gets bullied at home whether it be by a spouse, kids or overbearing parents.
Fast food in the UK they throw handfuls of sauce in the bag, sometimes 8 or more. Didnt even ask for it.
I had a manager who knew if you gave away sauce
I had a manager who made us pick up packets people left on the table and put them back. Wonder if he got fired during covid
There is a grocery store close to where I live, that the cashier's always scan a random card before they start ring info you up. It's makes it so much easier
Glad there are still some real comedians that exist. Hilarious!
This man speaks truth that touches me deep to my soul.
“Can I just have 2 fire sauce packets?”
“Sure!”
“There is 12 sauce packets in here…”
So happy I found this comedian 🙌🏽
This is soo spot on 🤣
I respect this I use to work at a grocery store for about 5 years as a cashier 2.5 years In they changed the rules that we had to say hi to people as they walked in even if we where ringing someone up. Got called out outta 10 coworkers. Idk how that works
LOVE this new material! The supermarket bit is fantastic.
Roy is a comedy genius!!
That‘s why I use self checkout whenever possible 🤣
7:13 “Why I gotta join the Grocery Store Illuminati, just to get a discount!”
Idk if it's just me, but the crowd seemed dead asf.
This guy deserve louder laughs and louder claps.
Well it could be cuz it wasn’t funny or because it sounded like he was gonna make a joke and never finished it, changing topics pretty quick at first and stuff
I see where you're coming from at certain points. Every joke isn't for every crowd I guess.
I can't wait to watch *Roy Wood Jr's new comedy special tonight at 10:30pm on Comedy Central after Charlamagne tha God's show, Tha God's Honest Truth!*
(can you tell I watched The Daily Show and heard Roy say that so much that I am programmed to repeat the details for his show? 🤣😂🤣)
Everybody about to die over that nugget 😂😂😂
I always say that " you act like the sauce yours" 🤦🏾♂️..or charge extra for cheese, give me the cheese that the person ahead didn't want!
The fuckery is they want to charge you extra for adding things but don't cut the price if you want things removed
So smart and timely; Roy always makes me feel better. 😁😁😁
As someone who ran a register 2 I can confirm there are plenty of people that appreciate it.
Calvin was gonna get his own franchise one day, but he came up two honey mustards short.
Side note imma baller I always pull with a quarter for extra BBQ sauce
“The price you pay for politeness is your time”. Pure gold.
Love Roy always and forever 🙌🏽
They do have a lane with no chit chat though. The one where you ring yourself up
I'll use the self checkout lane the day I get a discount for doing so. I work hard enough to not also work at a grocery store every time I visit.
Unfortunately, I talk to myself. 😳
not everywhere.
@@snoozley853 yeah I get it, running 4 or 5 items across a scanner to be the kind of work that's gonna effect the rest of your day I totally understand. Even if it's only 1 item and doing it yourself might be faster, there should be an employee there to beckon your every call and treat you like the 1 item king you are
Being a cashier for as long as I was is *exactly* why I go to self-check now. I know what I'm doing, and it's a lot faster.
"...grocery store illuminati..." WHY did that take me OUT?! 🤣
Absolute bloody legend Roy Wood Jnr... Grocery store illuminati 😂😂😂