I Am Way Too Old To Be A Dad. Auggie Smith - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 17. 10. 2023
  • I am way too old to be a dad, or at least thats how Auggie Smith feels in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special from Auggie Smith Auggie talks about bing an old dad, how not to give parenting advice and a myriad of other topics that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 377

  • @nitaBist
    @nitaBist Před 8 měsíci +457

    This has been a tough week for me. I am getting off way later than usual and instead of music, I put on dry bar. This has been better than any drink I would have taken this evening. Bless you Sir.

  • @duanecuster7166
    @duanecuster7166 Před 8 měsíci +81

    Wow his delivery is impeccable. I laughed from beginning to end. The morphine and wedding vows bit were hilarious

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto Před 8 měsíci +193

    As a father of four and grandfather of three, I approve this message. 😅🤣

  • @pandora_z
    @pandora_z Před 8 měsíci +130

    I’m laughing so hard that tears are running down my face! Thanks Auggie!

    • @jodirenaud7917
      @jodirenaud7917 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Same! Funny as heck!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annmariemccooey6731
    @annmariemccooey6731 Před 8 měsíci +74

    This guy is good. The crowd loves him.

  • @AlliexRage
    @AlliexRage Před 8 měsíci +81

    I haven't seen an act this high in quality in a while now. Absolutely fantastic performance!

  • @richellemoss8248
    @richellemoss8248 Před 8 měsíci +47

    The most reliable comic, made me laugh so hard. Every moment, I was😂😂😂

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto Před 8 měsíci +32

    What is best in life? "To crush your enemies; see them driven before you; and to hear the lamentations of their women." - Conan the Barbarian 😂🤣

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious Před 8 měsíci +56

    Hands-down the bet I've seen on Dry Bar in quite a while - and that's really saying something! Hilarious, true, stoopid/smart and downright funny!

  • @Sohailali1
    @Sohailali1 Před 8 měsíci +44

    Dry Bar comedy is a life saver. Love the free content. Please keep them coming.

  • @tracypolselli1464
    @tracypolselli1464 Před 8 měsíci +76

    My dad tied my then toddler sister to a tree with a heavy rope while the rest of us did yard work.

  • @sukiwatson
    @sukiwatson Před 8 měsíci +39

    I'm surprised he isn't more recognized he is very funny. Dry Bar is the best when it comes to good comedians

  • @anonymousadult
    @anonymousadult Před 8 měsíci +40

    We are old, too!!!
    Same situations, laughing every day for the last 24 years 🎉

  • @lizzynunez4906
    @lizzynunez4906 Před 8 měsíci +54

    He is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timo4938
    @timo4938 Před 7 měsíci +21

    This guy is a riot. He speaks facts and has the perfect energy for the stage. Another Dry Bar gem...and they definitely aren't all gems these days. Thanks Augie!

  • @noracharles7887
    @noracharles7887 Před 7 měsíci +29

    I’ve never heard of this comic before and I can see I was missing out on so much humor! These last couple weeks have been hard on so many people and I just needed to check out today. Thank you 😂

  • @langwaters9653
    @langwaters9653 Před 8 měsíci +54

    From one old guy to another--great set! Hilarious 😂

  • @donnalamb6391
    @donnalamb6391 Před 8 měsíci +23

    If you've ever been to a pee wee game it's hilarious. The kids in the outfield are laying on the ground staring at the sky, they have no idea what's going on with the game. 😂😂😂

    • @Grafted_into_the_vine
      @Grafted_into_the_vine Před 7 měsíci +9

      My oldest son spent his time in the first game he was in practicing his pitching wind up on the mound. He had no ball and seemingly no clue that pitching isn't needed in t-ball, or that the other kids were actually playing t-ball around him, but I guess he was enjoying the game and he was outside, so I figured it was all good.

  • @joymckenziewendt4013
    @joymckenziewendt4013 Před 8 měsíci +70

    “I saw my son storming the Capitol” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JoyfulNoyes62
    @JoyfulNoyes62 Před 8 měsíci +36

    6 minutes in and "This guy is funny!" Who says it has to be vulgar to be good? This is GREAT, clean fun!

    • @user-wh5ir4fo4r
      @user-wh5ir4fo4r Před 7 měsíci +2

      And heartfelt. I love the part where he talks about Keith letting him onstage again because "he believes in redemption". I wasn't expecting to cry. Auggie has a good heart.

  • @incaseofamnesia6380
    @incaseofamnesia6380 Před 8 měsíci +47

    Wow this is right up there with best on the channel. Great delivery, solid jokes. I'm really enjoying this.

  • @mbfrommb3699
    @mbfrommb3699 Před 7 měsíci +31

    This was a blast! As an older dad I approve.

    • @LeahB31
      @LeahB31 Před 6 měsíci +1

      You mean as one of his kind. 😉😂

  • @terriwetz6077
    @terriwetz6077 Před 8 měsíci +12

    He made me laugh so hard I had to run to the bathroom, LOL!! Auggie is a true treasure. 💯

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Oh my gosh! Yeah he's so right ! Mastering the recorder square dancing and dodgeball. That was sixth grade for me lol. Brings back memories....

  • @holstorrsceadus1990
    @holstorrsceadus1990 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Old dad here, the baby once dislocated my trick shoulder when he tried to spin out of a diaper change. I can't make a big enough recommendation for getting knocked up in highschool. All my friends who did that are empty nesters with functional musculoskeletal systems. I'm going to be attempting to discipline teenage boys that will likely outweigh me by a significant amount into my early 60s.

    • @carryonjeeves
      @carryonjeeves Před 3 měsíci

      Start young, like NOW. Then it will be a breeze when they get older.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 8 měsíci +7

    When I was a toddler, my stay at home mom let me and my toddler friend roam the city neighborhood totally unsupervised. Once when age 3 or 4, I lost my tricycle.
    During an unsupervised excursion, I forgot where I left it. My mom walked me around the neighboring blocks until we found it. She was mad at ME for being irresponsible.
    She threatened to make me pay for it if we couldn't recover it. As an adult, this is now astounding to me.

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 Před 8 měsíci +26

    He is one of my favorite comedians. Thanks Drybar for the complete special.

  • @ebonycampbell444
    @ebonycampbell444 Před 7 měsíci +10

    As a 40yr old Mom of 5 boys and the youngest being 2 (with a new patch of gray hair every morning) I wholeheartedly APPROVE THIS COMDEY 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 Where’s my No Kid National Guard Warriors at?? 😅

  • @laryneskridge-williams7200
    @laryneskridge-williams7200 Před 7 měsíci +7

    The Emergency Broadcasting system had me in tears 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrossTrain
    @CrossTrain Před 8 měsíci +32

    Auggie, thank you! That was absolutely awesome. So good!

  • @elliebellie7816
    @elliebellie7816 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I called Poison Control once when I thought my child had ingested some laundry detergent. Turns out he didn't, but about five minutes later two policemen showed up at my door and my kid ended up in foster care for three days while I was "investigated" by CPS. I will never dial 911 again.

    • @carolyndoughty4138
      @carolyndoughty4138 Před 6 měsíci

      CPS has a pretty bad reputation all over the country. They do more harm than good. They even do evil in some places.

  • @jacobdavis2232
    @jacobdavis2232 Před 8 měsíci +8

    “For a while he was really fine.” 😂😂 Great set! 😅👍

  • @nkimomoleleki3716
    @nkimomoleleki3716 Před 8 měsíci +15

    This has been the best DryBar standup for the year for me. I really needed this today🤣🤣🤣

  • @rosemagny
    @rosemagny Před 8 měsíci +16

    Wow thank you Dry Bar for these comics. It's my first time seeing this comedian, he is hilarious 😂 his humor and delivery impeccable. Love it 🤩

  • @Mandrake591
    @Mandrake591 Před 8 měsíci +10

    This guy is hilarious, no filler!

  • @ntuma9170
    @ntuma9170 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Sooo funny. The last bit was hilarious but everything else was also on point. I had many great laughs. Thank you for the clean humor. It's much appreciated!

  • @kathleensullivan4547
    @kathleensullivan4547 Před 8 měsíci +17

    😂OMG he's hilarious 😅

  • @dennismitchell5276
    @dennismitchell5276 Před 8 měsíci +28

    My parents have a photo of me bawling my eyes out because they dared to put me on a leash. Nine years later they repeated the experiment with my sister. I remember her crying "Im not a dog!". They laugh every time they see the photos.

  • @eoinj3929
    @eoinj3929 Před 8 měsíci +9

    First time here, and never heard of Auggie Smith. Very impressed, excellent comedy.

  • @MrsABC7997
    @MrsABC7997 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Thank you for the laughs!😂 I really needed it! God bless!

  • @tonyfeuerhelm
    @tonyfeuerhelm Před 8 měsíci +4

    @ 26:00 ..."I've been doing stand up for thirty-two years I've been funny for eleven"... Mr Auggie Smith funny Guy with some original material inspired by a lifetime of situations that we all can identify with at some level. His comedy brought some "real" laughter to the crowd.

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez Před 7 měsíci +5

    He was freaking hilarious! More Auggie! 😂😂😂

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This man has brought me to tears with laughter, 11/10 comedian!!

  • @elliebellie7816
    @elliebellie7816 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Just got off a four hour flight and I feel like I'm at that "better person" point three times over..lol.

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Thank you for your service!
      😏🇺🇸👶

    • @ln9119
      @ln9119 Před 7 měsíci

      I thought he was going to say the reason people with kids FLY is they don't want to drive and spend the longer time in solitary confinement with little people!

  • @lindaward3156
    @lindaward3156 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I'm going to find more of this guy, he's hilarious. A nice blend of modern and old school

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 Před 8 měsíci +6

    My new favorite comedian!!! You're amazing! I literally choked on the Hannibal joke!!! The emergency broadcast system part sounds like a bobcat bahahaha!!

  • @patrickgallagher9069
    @patrickgallagher9069 Před 7 měsíci +14

    I wrote my own vows, and worked so hard to memorize them, that I forgot my name when I spoke them at my wedding. When I realized I messed up and said my wife's name instead of mine, I did it again. The third time I got it right! And we're still married 22 years later and actually love each other still!

    • @mhzprayer
      @mhzprayer Před 7 měsíci +1

      Lol, as long as you said one of the names on the license it still counts!

    • @patjonker6576
      @patjonker6576 Před 3 měsíci

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @gelibeanzcantrell7192
    @gelibeanzcantrell7192 Před 8 měsíci +4

    the accuracy of the emergency broadcast system 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinwade7124
    @kevinwade7124 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Very funny from beginning to ending. My eyes are watering I laughed so hard. I loved it!

  • @Tumblenugget_
    @Tumblenugget_ Před 8 měsíci +8

    I cheated ! .. My wedding vows were the lyrics to the Golden Girls theme song 🎵 🎉

  • @chrisameen9981
    @chrisameen9981 Před 8 měsíci +9

    OMGOSH! This man is absolutely hilarious and just what I needed

  • @tcortez
    @tcortez Před 8 měsíci +11

    Stunningly awesome

  • @KimberlyKMitchell
    @KimberlyKMitchell Před 8 měsíci +7

    Thank you for the update of your show God bless you Brother 🤣😅😅😊

  • @patriciaeverett5001
    @patriciaeverett5001 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Best comic I've heard in a long time, great job!!!😅🎉❤❤

  • @TheAussieLeo
    @TheAussieLeo Před 8 měsíci +6

    Epipens are $154 AUD if you just want one, or $29 if our doctors prescribe it.
    [EDIT:] What a great way to come back to doing Clean comedy :)

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Glad you posted, you may've saved a human life.
      (Yep, I used to order dog meds from an Australian vet b/c they were so much more affordable.)

  • @notthesamecc1927
    @notthesamecc1927 Před 8 měsíci +11

    my wife and i were accosted for the kid leash once. we told the fella, 'you must not have a runner!'.

  • @JustJesus4Me
    @JustJesus4Me Před 8 měsíci +15

    Thanks for the laughs ! I needed them❤

  • @kristinarandall5428
    @kristinarandall5428 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Great dramatisation skills!! 😂😂😂😂❤ Brilliant comedian...

  • @davidharshman2041
    @davidharshman2041 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The absolute BEST closing I have ever heard!

  • @sharethefootage1088
    @sharethefootage1088 Před 6 měsíci +2

    He is great at managing his audio levels by pulling the mic back to the right distance when he needs to scream. and he's funny too.

  • @TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner
    @TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner Před 8 měsíci +6

    Awesome job!! Can't believe I didn't know about this comedian until now!

  • @kristilisakleiner9384
    @kristilisakleiner9384 Před 8 měsíci +15

    I love this guy! 😂💙🤣

  • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
    @user-sg8wf5qo9s Před 8 měsíci +6

    He's incredible! 😁

  • @Scaled-DownReptiles
    @Scaled-DownReptiles Před 8 měsíci +9

    This guy was hilarious laughed hard 😂

  • @joshlynkaufman8653
    @joshlynkaufman8653 Před 8 měsíci +3

    So funny. I watched it twice back to back and laughed out loud. He's great.

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 Před 8 měsíci +7

    This was a hysterical set! Thanks Dry Bar and Auggie Smith for the laughs!
    My favorite was the Conan joke 😂 that's exactly how it should be taught to kids hahaha 🤣

  • @helloworld5644
    @helloworld5644 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Why have I never heard of him before this?? He's hilarious 😂 😂

  • @japanesefunnyshorts8584
    @japanesefunnyshorts8584 Před 8 měsíci +10

    "HOW ARE THE WEAK EVER GONNA LEARN THAT THEY SUCK?!"
    Truest words ever spoken. Participation trophies are a key ingredient to how snowflakes are made.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I was in elementary school in the 80's and there was no participation trophies.

    • @trusailietazperlinski4717
      @trusailietazperlinski4717 Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah, and how are the/ weak going to learn that hold his brains bc he's about to get a lot of scent snerios while we fight for our money is only one of the worst things ever to have to deliver..
      More than 5 on mine man 🇺🇸 not having rough sex is how I got to be this way.. I've counted 5 to remember my own..and I have to pass my own

    • @marthajo585
      @marthajo585 Před 5 měsíci

      When our 5 year old son received his first participation trophy, he asked his father, “If you paid more, would it be bigger?” He understood the value of that trophy he earned by picking daisies when he was playing soccer goalie.

  • @bubzilla6137
    @bubzilla6137 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I'm with the all but two (as of the moment I'm writing this, meaning 75 of 77) comments: This guy is among the best this channel has ever posted! Absolutely awesome! The only thing lacking isn't even about the video or the comedy. Just like someone else in the comments, I am also wondering where "Grumpy Old Guy" is, I always enjoy reading his replies to people! Hope he's ok... 🙂💙
    Edit: Auggie hasn't posted on his YT in 6 years, but I found his channel anyway and subscribed! Maybe we'll get lucky... 💙💙💙

  • @katecole6237
    @katecole6237 Před 8 měsíci +5

    So many good lines in this one😂😂😂 thank you

  • @afrostigmeister
    @afrostigmeister Před 8 měsíci +3

    SERENITY NOW!! SERENITY NOW!! 😂😂

  • @kerriraymond5125
    @kerriraymond5125 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I almost pissed myself at the end😂😂LMFAO

    • @jacquelinesaffold6179
      @jacquelinesaffold6179 Před 8 měsíci

      Now I understand why why my fifty year old son didn't want to get married. 😁

  • @yancyhebert9937
    @yancyhebert9937 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Great delivery Sir

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I love this guy!

  • @Esther-1914
    @Esther-1914 Před 8 měsíci +6

    One of the funniest Dry Bars I ever watched!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @montananerd8244
    @montananerd8244 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Hi from Billings! I think you might currently be the most famous entertainer from Billings. Ever. Well done! Wanna do a fundraiser next time you're back? Lol jk...unless you want to! For the museum in the old library...

    • @pandora_z
      @pandora_z Před 8 měsíci

      I’m from Billings also. Auggie is one of the organizers of the Big Sky Comedy Fest. They invite comedians from all over to compete. We go to the finals every year. A great time!

  • @coris0923
    @coris0923 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Oh man you’re hysterical! Thanks Keith for giving him another chance - I couldn’t stop laughing!!!

  • @liveletlive0regrets
    @liveletlive0regrets Před 8 měsíci +6

    This dude has got spark! 😅 🎉

  • @whiskeycitydiggers
    @whiskeycitydiggers Před 7 měsíci +1

    Auggie has long been one of the best working comics. Great special!

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Wicked Funny !!!! :)

  • @Ravencore_
    @Ravencore_ Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Sometimes you love something and then it makes you sick"😂

  • @debramiller3548
    @debramiller3548 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I love this comedian. Never a bull moment. ✌🏼💖

  • @lmorter7867
    @lmorter7867 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I remember when my son came up to me with my moms pill box empty. It was freak out time! He survived. To this day we don't know what happened to those pills.

  • @debslinker8718
    @debslinker8718 Před 8 měsíci +12

    U B Pretty funny dude. I had my last baby at 37 lol😂

  • @robertkeating5887
    @robertkeating5887 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Unexpectedly brilliant. Great writing & delivery. Bravo.

  • @time2play439
    @time2play439 Před 8 měsíci +8

    It's about time!!!

  • @ramonaschober600
    @ramonaschober600 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Funniest egg joke ever! 😂

  • @ChrisFraz33
    @ChrisFraz33 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Drybar is the best. What got me into drybar comedy was Jeff Allen I think is the comedian who did the " wee pap pap" I'm only 40 and a grandparent n when I was trying cope with my age and the fact I'm new to it that fellah made me a drybar comedy fan for life. This guy is hitting home too spot on!

  • @joebine6644
    @joebine6644 Před 8 měsíci +5

    C'était vraiment un bon show :) Thank you!

  • @noreenwhite9877
    @noreenwhite9877 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Very funny 😂 and relatable!

  • @reneegilbert2544
    @reneegilbert2544 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Great set!

  • @oldieman730
    @oldieman730 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Brilliantly funny set, thank you.

  • @StrawberryPhys
    @StrawberryPhys Před 8 měsíci +3

    Oh my gosh! This guy is my type of humor! 😆😂

  • @tangojuli209
    @tangojuli209 Před 8 měsíci +6

    That was quirky, unexpected and very funny!

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Mercy, I am waiting to have grandchildren. 😂😂

  • @ConservativeHippie001
    @ConservativeHippie001 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Love Dry Bar Comedy! Such quality.

  • @vanessajaneescueta4762
    @vanessajaneescueta4762 Před 8 měsíci +3

    best non stop laugh i had this week! this man's so funny from start to the end lmao

  • @jwwaco
    @jwwaco Před 8 měsíci +5

    Wow, So good. I think disaster is a great teacher.

  • @deborah3912
    @deborah3912 Před 8 měsíci +6

    great, very good😂😂😂

  • @paulastout955
    @paulastout955 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Very funny 😂😂