KANE & LYNCH 2: DOG DAYS (Zero Punctuation)
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- čas přidán 22. 07. 2011
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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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Just watched Jacob Geller's video on this, and it's pretty funny how Jacob's basically "positive" more-or-less "review" seems to actually agree with Yahtzee's slam on every point about the game
Put in some Cooking Mama gameplay and call it Cane & Lunch.
Sorry pyro, looks like your an escapist copy 🤷♂🤷♂🤷♂
Watching this review to pregame for the Pyrocynical video. This should be fun.
Still a better love story than Ride to Hell: Retribution.
"--like a man with no bones in his arms trying to serve you coffee."
Wow... that was a creative one. Good show.
Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named Kane & Lynch 2 his 6th Worst Game of the Decade
It feels like he's avenging his critic colleagues. Like "you can't touch me and I'll make sure everyone knows how much shit this game is!"
I'm gonna start playing cooking mama in between matches in cod
i honestly think this is yatzhees harshest review, correct in what he says, but put out the most boldly
"The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is perfect when it isn't. It's a policy that has gotten me thrown out of a lot of finger painting classes."
I played this with a friend. We cried laughing at how bad it was.
1:56
"so intense it literally physically assaults you" Holy shit, a force-feedback videogame
Just played through this game and I don't actually think Yahtzee was harsh ENOUGH upon reflection.Most of the time the cover mechanics just flat out didn't work, either I was shot through it or while I was trying to survey the scene around my my character would just stand up, but just when I needed to get out of cover because I was being flanked, the fuckwit would just sit there velcroed to the wall. I spent an entire mission with my reticule being blocked by Lynch's big fat fucking head so I could not see what I was shooting at. But on to of that, the game is literally the exact same gunfight repeated for four hours. All the exact same motions, with the enemies running in and having a snooze behind cover. And on top of that the enemies take SO MANY HITS. Of one of the many lines the protagonists spew when a new wave of enemies shows up, I noticed one near the end of the game, where I think Lynch says "It never ends!" Which reflects my sentiments exactly.
I cant unsee that the business man's cheek looks like a very indecisive mouth expression
Ah, Kane and Lunch 2. What a tasty and filling sequel.
I've been bingeing these videos for 2 days now send help
man! I love coming back to this video every couple of months.
i have no idea why but when he says he hopes the characters return to nothing in a black hole i just burst into laughter