No replies? Time to admit to war crimes I falsely surrendered to my bully in 5th grade recess and when he got closer to me I kicked him in the balls. Little bro fell over and that’s when I layed down the ole ground and pound
"GENEVA CONVENTIONS OF 12 AUGUST 1949, AND RELATING TO THE PROTECTION OF VICTIMS OF INTERNATIONAL ARMED CONFLICTS (PROTOCOL I), OF 8 JUNE 1977 Article 37 - Prohibition of perfidy 1. It is prohibited to kill, injure or capture an adversary by resort to perfidy. Acts inviting the confidence of an adversary to lead him to believe that he is entitled to, or is obliged to accord, protection under the rules of international law applicable in armed conflict, with intent to betray that confidence, shall constitute perfidy. The following acts are examples of perfidy: a) the feigning of an intent to negotiate under a flag of truce or of a surrender;"
It's hilarious the first time, but watching someone drive a truck on a pretend road is incredibly boring after a while. I had to stop watching SandyRavage because he started doing stuff like this instead of playing BR's.
@@user-hl6ls8sv4t For you maybe. A truck driving sim is going to be less boring than a BR? You wanna watch someone drive a pretend truck around pretend roads for hours? I certainly don't. Granted, I don't really want to watch anyone else play games in the first place, even if it is a BR, but if I had a choice I would pick Tetris over a truck driving sim any day of the week, lol.
This is actually a interesting experiment to do if you have a good driving sim, and the hardware to feel like you’re close to actually driving then it would be interesting to drink until you crashed and record it
@@wandren912 Oh, I have no bloody clue. OH, the game reminded me immediately of the Penn & Teller game Desert Bus for the Sega CD. The objective of that game was to drive for an ungodly amount of time (8 hours I've heard) to get 1 point.
It's funny because I'm pretty sure this moment specifically took place after he already committed *several* traffic violations
What video was this
@@midwesternmadness1268 it was a livestream he did on monday
The vod is up now if you want to watch.
Well, it'd be better if drunk driving stays in games - Cuz then it's A-OK
Like rash driving..? Dude lots of people do that every day
The fact that he does the bit so naturally just shows how good he is at his job.
Most people don’t realize it’s a bit, that’s how you know he’s great at his job
His comedic timing and ability to look deadpan is absolutely fantastic
Ikr
Naturally? That was far from natural. I saw it coming a mile away. Very obvious and lame
@@UltimateDillon its all scripted my friend. these people are open about their addiction and make funny joke to water it down
You know he's drunk when he starts intently concentrating on staying in his lane XD
Or faking it.
Isn't that what every driver is supposed to do? Are you 12?
@@WFly101 when you're sober you can do it effortlessly but when you're drunk you need to focus just to stay straight
@@WFly101 you are
@@AdrianOkay...I guess I'm drunk 24/7, despite not drinking once ever. The more you know...
“...we’re streamers, we have ta... [do pointless sh!t]”
Brain: strike that
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No replies? Time to admit to war crimes
I falsely surrendered to my bully in 5th grade recess and when he got closer to me I kicked him in the balls. Little bro fell over and that’s when I layed down the ole ground and pound
@@freebooterluckless lmao
@@freebooterlucklessbro😂😂😂😂
"GENEVA CONVENTIONS OF 12 AUGUST
1949,
AND RELATING TO THE PROTECTION OF VICTIMS OF INTERNATIONAL ARMED
CONFLICTS
(PROTOCOL I), OF 8 JUNE 1977
Article 37 - Prohibition of perfidy
1. It is prohibited to kill, injure or capture an adversary by resort to perfidy. Acts inviting the confidence of an adversary to lead him to believe that he is entitled to, or is obliged to accord, protection under the rules of international law
applicable in armed conflict, with intent to betray that confidence, shall
constitute perfidy. The following acts are examples of perfidy:
a) the feigning of an intent to negotiate under a flag of truce or of a surrender;"
Honestly the idea of using truck sims to do drunk driving streams is hilarious. You need the AI driving rules of a truck driving game i think though.
It's hilarious the first time, but watching someone drive a truck on a pretend road is incredibly boring after a while. I had to stop watching SandyRavage because he started doing stuff like this instead of playing BR's.
@@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz well, it helps if you're actually interested in the person and not just there for the game.
@@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz BRs have become extremely boring
@@user-hl6ls8sv4t For you maybe. A truck driving sim is going to be less boring than a BR? You wanna watch someone drive a pretend truck around pretend roads for hours? I certainly don't. Granted, I don't really want to watch anyone else play games in the first place, even if it is a BR, but if I had a choice I would pick Tetris over a truck driving sim any day of the week, lol.
@@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz i mean if the person is funny I'm watching the person. Not to mention I listen to streams more than watch them.
The immediate silence after the realisation is the best lmao
He was clearly joking and did it on purpose lmao he jerked his hand so fast
fr 😂
Totally didn't do it on purpose
obviously on purpose
1k like let’s go!! That was satisfying to watch it go up lol
Actually a good PSA about drunk driving when you think you're fine
What game is he playing
@@oll708something like Truck Driver Simulator or EuroTruck
American Truck Simulator@@oll708
@@oll708 hes really driving
@@oll708american truck simulator
"You know im kind of a drunk driver myself"
- George Jones on a John Deer😂😂
Remember “Schlatt”, you don’t want another driving situation like 2013. Hope you’re doing better from that by the way.
Perhaps this is really what happened in 1999.
I hope all of those other people are okay after the driving situation of 2013
@@cabbage2329 nah he wasn't old enough to drive in 1999, however he did do something else...
Wait what happened in 2013. I’m behind on this
I have a the strong feeling in being extremely dumb.
This is actually a interesting experiment to do if you have a good driving sim, and the hardware to feel like you’re close to actually driving then it would be interesting to drink until you crashed and record it
What sim is this
@@dylanjohnson6592 American Truck Simulator
@道に迷いました please report back how it went, I would love to try this some day
Not everyone drunk drives and crashes
Now get stoned and be the safest driver ever
the fact that he knowingly turned the wheel just proves he's a content god
It's not the drunk drivers, it's the drunk crashers that cause the problems.
y’know, i remember my father saying this, too!
I’m sorry honey
Haha me too
You must have a great dad : )
before the accident...
same here
Truly deplorable, I can't believe "schlatt" would do such a thing.
NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear kal
Why do people put his name is quotation marks?
@@saphjack7386 I've been wondering the same
@@saphjack7386 Idk what your talking about
@@tundra4331 a lot of ppl wrute his name in quotation marks like this "schlatt". I was just wondering why
"Schlatt" getting drunk while driving like that hit and run with that family of four in 1999
"I'm only a acholic when I'm drunk" - Me
You can tell "Schlim Shady" was holding back laughter.
omg
Wha?
OH
@@sammii.mp4 oh 😏
“SCHLIM SHADY” IM WHEEZING
I wouldn’t be “suprised” if “schlatt” got “pulled over”
What “tf” is with “all” the pointless “parentheses”
@@loganmurphey3066 “Fr”
@@loganmurphey3066 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
@@loganmurphey3066 parentheses bro????? XD
@@loganmurphey3066 it's a quotation mark
If you look closely you’ll see him purposely move the steering, this man knows exactly what he’s doing.
why is this actually a good way to show people how dangerous drunk driving is
Can’t believe “Schlatt” would do this
Thank God he isn't flying an airplane.
@@schwerenevonyildi1315 ooops, ehm, si you remember what happened in 9-11
“It’s not the drunk drivers, it’s the drunk crashers” - Jacob Schlatt.
Words I live by every day, god bless America
Ate his words like a McChicken
I need this setup. Because I love driving drunk, but got too many DUIs as it is...
The classic Ludwig strat: throwing for content.
Guys, he's not drunk. The wheel just magically moved by itself.
The brain directing from inside voice to outside voice real quick.
He did a whole 180 crazy
Schlatt’s not drunk, he just crossed into a country that requires you to drive on the left for a bit
"Schlatt" just "decided" he was going "to pull over" to England for a bit.
for the camera.
This video is so relatable!
“It was at this moment he knew, he was drunk” 😂
As much as I love shlatt streams, I cannot sit and watch truck driving
what game is it?
Yes do youknow?
“Once my driving starts to suffer thats how you know I’m drunk”
**Driving suffers**
Schlatt: lemme take another swig
Which video is this from
For some reason I was waiting for a deer to jump in front of the car
This so strange for me because I live in England so we drive on the left side and I keep thinking he’s driving the wrong way 😂
"schlatt" is just doing "the" responsible thing "and" making sure he "is" fucking hammered behind "the" wheel.
Schlatt the and is the.
I love how wrong these quotations were used lol
@@SixXGaming yeah, I was very careful to make sure the quotations were as wrong as I could make them.
I need backstory, and also why everyone is using quotations for Schlatt
Someone answer this please
It’s too late to explain at this point
@@DaringTheFangirl why?!
I also want to know this.
The quotations are a joke that Schlatt isnt a human or something lmao
Tbf, he was looking away from the Road while he was speaking
He did that as part of the joke
damn, he almost repeated that summer of '97
I have no idea who this guy is but his fanbase addressing him as "schlatt" as if his identity is debatable is absolutely hilarious
Believe me, if you knew what "Schlatt" did in the year of 1999, you wouldn't be joking around, that i swear on the Queen of Eng... oh wait
The amount of people that bought this and a lot of his viral shit is incredible
That's a driving pattern of someone who almost fell asleep
I'm so disappointed...
He knows exactly, that this is how the incident of 1997 happened.
Wasn't it 1999?
@@someguy8365 he couldn't stop doing it after the 1997 incident so it could also be 1999
I don't see the problem. Driving gets really boring especially on long trips. Alcohol makes it fun.
God driving is so boring i wish there was a way to make it more intersting
Alchohol:
@@thescottishbant2298 music
Whats the game name
@@iceyyy8640 it looks like Desert Bus?
the silence speaks thousands schlatt...
He just Immediately shuts up lmfao
Once those women began to suffer in 1999, that's when we knew he was drunk... Right?
Is that P&T Desert Bus? They really improved the graphics with that update.
What game is this?
@@wandren912 Oh, I have no bloody clue. OH, the game reminded me immediately of the Penn & Teller game Desert Bus for the Sega CD.
The objective of that game was to drive for an ungodly amount of time (8 hours I've heard) to get 1 point.
@@wandren912 american truck simulator
Drinking g fuel but sponsored by game fuel
I like how you can see through his eyes that his driving was about to suffer
There’s people who hate driving semi’s for living and we have streamers just casually playing a truckers life.
Once my driving starts to suffer that's when you know I'm drunk- *runs over a 2003 Honda Accord killing a family of four...*
Literally famous last words.
Dude the reaction time being that low is genuinely scary
Big guy can you pick me up from school I put you down as a legal guardian
Tf
I need more of this, is there a vod anywhere?
yeah i’m also looking for it
Sounds just like someone who just got pulled over!
I really thought he was gunna say …. Ok maybe I am drunk ….xD
You can see "schlatt" hold back a smile/laugh at the moment
I love how he said "when my driving starts to suffer" immediately swerves to the left
It’s called throwing for content
@@frederikbrandt424 yes I think i know that
@@NamebeDale_592 Then what’s the point of your comment
@@frederikbrandt424 do you say how I loved how he said "when my driving starts to suffer" I thought it was funny so I said I love it
You know he's drunk when Schlatt goes splat
Ayo I need more of this
I can't believe "schlatt" would do something so "despicable"
I'm so confused why r u putting schlatt in quotes 😭
@@remythefatrat it's to give Big Guy the respect he deserves :)
as a brit, this looked like drunk driving until his driving started suffering lmao
Rest in peace schlat truly the drunkest mf to see the face of the earth
Be careful with that stuff man, you don’t want what happened in 1999 to happen again 😨
Such a bad Big Guy. You should really repent for your sins
"schlatt" put himself and others at danger by doing this. I cant believe it.
Hahaha once my driving starts to soffer... 🤣😂😂🤣
You can see m holding in his fukin smirk he knew.
You know, "Schlatt" for sure wouldn't do that. I mean, that acting is waaaayyyy too human
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That silence at the end though
Steamer nearly dies on steam because of drinking Apple juice
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It’s the silence after the realization
*That's how you know I'm drunk* (immediately suffers)
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This is my driving just after working all day.
Famous first words
I'm so disappointment...
He know exactly, that this is how the incident of 1997 happened.
Found ut
The fact that he was trying not to laugh😂
Someone needs to make a game where you get drunk in real life and then try to not get pulled over in the game 😂😂😂
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when theres people on my windshield thats when you know im drunk
When you judge your driving and the driving judges you
This actually looks fun, you can get drunk and drive at the same time without any consequences
The silence afterwards😂
I love this man
He really called himself out 😂
Man, how does he keep a straight face after stuff like this😅😂
Proceeds to swerve almost into the ditch on the opposite side 😂😂
He really outs himself a lot.
He took out the Felix Kranken card
Hahahaha! I thought he was acting until i saw his face😂
Dude didn't even get to finish his sentence
It's the drunk crashers I swear