Woman Want 1 Million Dollars From Her New Husband - TLC #5
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The way he says "honey" and "darling" makes me uncomfortable
U would rather have Zero two "darling"
@@wafflies8790 Man of culture!
His entire existence makes me uncomfortable. Tbh I know someone who has a similar behavior to him 👁👄👁
@Javelin Melody I mean, be with your mom, or be with a girl where you're forcing yourself to keep your relationship because she's hot.
Good evening dio
"She goes from sweet to scary" he goes from nothing to nothing.
💀
As I read this he said that
he almost reminds me of the "number 15" dude 💀💀
He goes from nothing to slightly less nothing
@@pupsicle117 Lol.
Colt is a sugar daddy with no sugar and no daddy.
Aka mama’s boy
Bitter boy 😭
@@bubbles696 noo😭😭
@@bubbles696 BYE-
He is just an “a”
He’s a 30+ software engineer who lives with his mother and drives a crappy car
This guy has a BAG of money put away somewhere, make no mistake
Even if it's not a million dollars, I'm sure it's a significant amount of money. 2/3rds of Americans don't even have $2k in the bank.
@@henrikhans467 wait what! do you have a source for that statistic? (not doubting you, i just want to know more)
@@n25783 I tried to give a link, but any comments with links seem to get deleted. Granted the stats do change, but I would recommend NBC and Forbes for that information. It's still shocking how many Americans can't cover financial emergencies.
American here. Got really sick and had to go to the hospital, now I'm so far in the negative I'll probably have a few hundred dollars saved up by August. Maybe.
lonelyFans
I die inside every single time he says “darlin”
ThAnK yUh DaRLiN
So creepy
He's a "Yes Honey" headass
I feel your pain
I'm with you on that
It physically hurt watching him say “darling”
*dies from cringe*
It truely does lol
dãrleengg
Cringey as hell
@@nomadc4tl152 well it's been a very long day ✨darling✨
"It's been a long day darling"
Bro sounds like a discord mod to his kitten bruh
i agree lol
He gives discord mod vibes 24/7 lol
I want to know how a grown man that lives at home with his mom in Vegas doesn’t have a car with a working AC? I lived in Arizona for about 10 years and driving a car with no AC was a suicide mission.
Even in Washington it's unbearable. Any car in the lower 48 should have AC.
Literally same. In Arizona a car is worth at least 3k, doesn’t matter the condition, if it has air conditioning. Like…THE FRICK was Colt doing in Las Vegas without air conditioning in his car!!
Even Minnesota summers are awful without an AC
"A suicide mission" the utter graveness of it 🤣🤣🤣
Also he’s an it engineer like wtf
Larrisa after getting $200 instead of million : Stonks
As she said she is a good negotiator
Lol 😂
Don't worry just 500 months left (or what pewdie said lawl.. )>.< x)
two hundred dollars here in Brazil is enough money, she already makes a profit kkkkk
that is a bit less than a normal paycheck on Brazil
Larrisa: “There's no sofa?"
Colt:“FLOOR GANG AUUH"
T H I S G O E S T O P C O M M E N T
Lmao This shiii made me laugh
Copied
Daniel Kiprevski how he/she could knew it was stolen?
😂😂😂😂
Colt literally has the testosterone level of a literal mayyonaise
😂😂😂
I cracked so hard on this comment😂.. truly one if the greatest comments of all time😂😂😂
That big Ed can rub on his head.
@@flyingplantwhale545 truth
why were they playing a song in spanish to represent brazil lol 😭
THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING, LIKE, BRUH- AS A BRAZILIAN I FELL... OFENDED?
@@user-ey6vf2jt6l SIM
@@user-ey6vf2jt6l do they speak Spanish in Brazil?
@@Fareeda212 Portuguese I think
@@KevinMiruku Ohk thanks
I love how almost every word Larissa says is followed by a dumbfounded two second stare from other people.
Its like the game facade
65
66
T
I couldn't even understand what she said...
She’s absolutely right she can’t be taking advantage of him because there is NOTHING to take advantage of
"She's from Brazil"
*Play spanish song in the background*
Sounds about right. Yep.
larissa: "i want a million dollars from colt."
also larissa: "colt is not a millionare"
Good thing that this man party affiliation is Democrats
She was cleqrly joking about the million dollars, some foreigners tend to make joke like that
I was about to like but you already have 69 likes
Viktor ScruelberG i bet you can make every topic about politics
Maybe Colt should invest in some STONKS
Colt would lick his finger before turning the page on a kindle
Lmao!
Hahaha
PLS
LAMOO
Omg lol
Colt has the personality of a silent background character in a video game.
Larissa wants her whole life paid for without doing anything.
This was a train wreck
Can I have more?
"I'm a good negotiator" goes from 1000 to 200 a month
This guy sounds like he’s always having a business meeting
With his cats
@@seanmatthewking with his mom 🤣🤣
He said hes a programmer so its understandable he has no social skills
Colt is like an automatically generated sim character.
Sim+p
TopsDaily Productions I usually hate people saying simp but that one really gets a pass
LOL why is this so accurate
Elijah Zubkoff This too accurate 💀
*exactly*
I truly appreciate the woman's bluntness (but not the dramatics). I wish that everyone was like this all of the time, it would make it so much easier to get to people's motivations (if they know them). She's up front about what she expects and wants and doesn't have to stay with him.
It also cracks me up that Colt called her sweet when clearly she wasn't ever sweet to him.
Honesty and bluntness arent completely the same
Going back and watching this for the second time, it's VERY clear looking at his mother's personality how he ended up such a sociopath.
*Colt: Proposes after 3 months.*
*Felix: Proposes after 8 years.*
Its evolving, just backward
Well at least one of them is truly happy and reacts to memes
Petcu Alexandru-Egon colt is the happy one
lets enjoy this comment before the bots come, and Lil Baisy.
@@bryce975 Unholy!
Larrisa: "There's no sofa?"
Colt: "FLOOR GANG AUUH"
@CRAFT_MX YEEEEEEEEEEES
Larissa*
Lol😂
ROFL
LOL
if colt's personality was an ice-cream flavour, it would be wet cardboard and and potato skin chips
🤮🤮🤮🤮 that’s too accurate lmao
Just regular cardboard, wet cardboard has too much personality to be colt
Nah, that’s too interesting. He’s not that interesting.
Potato skin chips taste good, colt is literally flavorless. His flavor would be an ice cream that’s white but has no flavor whatsoever
She is 100% playing this dude, and he 100% deserves it lol
Colt needs to divorce his mom before he marries Larissa
noooooo
🤣🤣🤣
If that burn was any hotter California would in trouble.
lmaoo
Lmaooo
But sadly its the truth
Colt: is an engineer
Also colt: can’t make his bed
Understandable
software* xD
2 channel with same pfp at the top.....
Riftyyyyyyyyy
Im yout 500th like
Larissa is honestly being way more patient than I though she would be.
And you know Colt straight up has a diary 👍
I love that when they said that she is brazilian immediately started a spanish song.
That's what I thought LMAOOO
A great 👍 jjjjojoj I iyutj
A great 👍 jjjjojoj I iyutjj
Jesus that annoyed me more than it should lol
Giorgia Stirpe Same
This is literally like they were forced to take truth serum and cannot tell polite lies to be nice to each other
Reality tv basically
Saves them both time!
ITS NOT TRUTH SERUM
Switch “they” to “he” bcs she spittin lies every fucking second she speaks to make the situation better.
yea that's true
the real question is how has he got two people arguing over who wants to make him breakfast in the morning lol
"Colty, when I ask you money to buy stuffy"
I can't😂
"I feel like Larissa and I are two different people."
Go figure, Colt.
😂
Well why would ya say that Coltie ???
@@donttrip2579 peepeepoopoo beep borp i am a bot. I am designed to say "fuck"
So *FUCK!*
@@zde1532 lemme: *infront*
You: *behind* ... Issa riddle...
Hint is *it uses the word... Fuck.... ;) *
No shit sherlock
She's crazy, *but she's so damn charismatic*
Are these the names you've given for her two melons?
SIMP
I get why people are simping for her at least she has a personality to simp for
18:56 also
They feel like a randomly generated sims couple
Lollll
holy HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHSHAHSHAHSHA
LOL
lmao
Ruthless😂😂
Colt's eyebrows have the most personality of his entire being.
That's were he stores ALL that personality.
His stare shows how much he knows he's getting a gold digger un his hands
Ik and you can barely see them cuz of hi glasses
His eyebrows have a separate personality
I love that she’s so chill about everything 🤣
Felix is so real and hilarious. Love his energy. 😊
Every time he says darlin a piece of my soul crumbles up and dies
Its so cringe 🤮
Been a very lawng day dorlen'
He seems clueless and she sounds like an actual psychopath lmao
Touche
Omg yes
It's crazy how moms with take care of their sons until they're on their death bed but they want their daughters out by 18
Internalized misogyny is really something, eh? I'm Arabic so I had to deal with that bullshit all the time.
Because boys are the best
@@sc1338 I've met toooooo many 30 yr old man babies in my life and too many independent 18 yr old women to be convinced thats even partially true.
Women hate themselves, that's why.
@@sewerwitxh i've also met 18 yr old independent men and many girl babies relying on their dad to pay their rent sounds like you're just jealous of your brothers or sumn
Such a funny couple.
One thing I have to give Colt credit for is that he is always calm and (mostly) reasonable. Getting emotional is usually a recipy for disaster.
Just bury them deep deep down inside never to surface that’s the key to a healthy relationship true
“I just want to money, money money money money” You may not like her but you have to agree she’s spitting straight facts.
youre so right, shes so right
@Queena Mauigoa wtf me too.
Queena Mauigoa same LMAO
Lol colty is spitting the notey
as a female she's being too honest that I feel sorry for those who had to play cute and all just to get a guy that will simp for her, kidding aside though, she might be the most straightforward gold digger I've ever knew
Whenever Colt and Larissa speak to each other it sounds like Oblivion dialogue.
OMG yes...
Wait..I know you..
Oblivion dialogue is oscar worthy compared to this
The perfect analogy
This comment is underrated. I think I'll go binge live-action remakes of Oblivion dialogue for a few hours next. 😂🤣
I love this series
Tbh Larissa is my favorite she’s hilarious 🤣
Larrisa: There's no sofa?
Colt: FLOOR GANG AUUH
It's colty
I mean, if she ain’t down with floor gang... give her the boot!
They should end the relationship obviously
It's more of a "floor gang" based on colt's personality
More like Poor gang
Colt speaks like a politician everytime he speaks with his girl.
He does look like Serbian president Aleksandar Vucic. It's like they're twins. Amazing
@@enterthevoidIi I was about to say that HAHAHHAH
@@enterthevoidIi holy shit you're right!
woah, you have 666 likes
@@enterthevoidIi He also looks like a hungarien politician Karácsony Gergely lol
"Larissa lives in brazil..."
*Spanish music starts playing* 💀
OMG - I fricking love your episodes!!!!!
"I saw her in slow motion"
Larissa: WWWWHHEEEERRRREEEESS MMYYYYY FFFFFLLLLOOOWWWWEEEERRRRRSSSS??
loo
This is with Riley’s picture is too hilarious
i’m gone 😭
FUNNY
lol
Ed and Rose: Everyone Lies (ED)
Larissa and Colt: Everyone is brutally honest (LARISSA)
Felix and Marzia: Everyone is floorgang
rose didnt lie tho
😂
nah ed lied. rose didnt
Nah, biscuit titties was not “brutally honest” . he was soft.
That friend of colt, is a real friend. THATS THE MAN
That friend was the realest dude that you know will always have your back no matter what.
Their fights are she's screaming and he's whisper yelling.
lol
fax
Turns out he was a Librarian
He’s speaking through the opposite side of the bullhorn 🤣
This whole relationship is just colt testing Larissa to see if she would be a good replacement for his mother.
Absolutely
ayyyoooo😭💀💀💀
BIG ACCURATE FUCKING OOF LMFAO
😂
damn that is accurate
Larissa is just such a mood , i love her
Colt is the personification of the act of watching paint dry. A corpse has more charisma than this man.
Still better than a certain gold digger 😶
When Larissa comes to your house, you're the guest
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Exactly, great description of her personality. Always a queen. And sbd mentioned pro gold digger. She knows what she’s doing, it’s a program
lol
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 truuuuueeeee!!!!
Larissa: "Where's the Sofa??"
Colt: *No Sofa, just Floor Gang Augh!*
How did he not pick up on the fact that colty is floor gang?
@@matthewmcginn5800 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙡 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮🤗
he's a real one
Look at my profilllle picture haha, I put a pot of feed on the end and put it in the pool, and let the cats out to eat, or what do you think happened? Haha come see on my channnnnel! Was cool!
@@catprank5005 no
I love how she so straight to the point in front his mum’s face 😆
I am going to be honest...Larissa is just simply not the bad guy in this arc of a story. Colt wants a hot woman, but doesn't really want to make any effort to "deserve" her. No money, no affirmation, no attention to her womanly needs and desires, etc. He literally just sat there while his friends were so mean to Larissa and she had to defend herself. He is a limp dick of a man, and, I cannot believe I am saying this, Larissa deserves better than him in so many ways.
verdade, olha eu sou brasileira e ela é um pouco doida, mas os dois foram uma péssima combinação o Colt é estranho.
Colt is like skipping character customization. He"s like default settings
Oof
No clothes or muscles and basic movies or none
@Soggy Brownie bland man for a bland woman. I'd say it's a perfect match
He"s
He’s worse
“I’m a great negotiator”
She went from $3,000 Chanel to $200 a month. Great negotiator
That is why she started high.
I think she wanted to say two *thousand* but get confused
Lucas nah because she said $1,000 before $200
Ah yes, the Negotiator.
Her vision is “better than nothing”
“Of course Coltey want the BING BONG” 😂
We need more of this please 😂♥️
this dude sounds like a math teacher that doesn’t give a crap about his job
Ha
Fishyyyy bruda
so a typical teacher
ian pewdiepie or colt
He looks like it too lmfaoo
Larissa: "Im a good negotiator"
Also Larissa: "I wAnT 1 MiLliOn dollars"
*ah yes the negotiator*
gEneraL kEnoBiii.....
Larissa does not represent brazilians/Larissa não representa os Brasileiros
“You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short”
Hello there
the negotiations were short
So he’s a software engineer (median salary of $112,000 according to LinkedIn) who lives with his mother (no bills or split I assume), yet he can’t afford to fix the A/C in his car or pay basically any other fee required for a basic adult life? Where is all of his money??
Who’s paying for all of colty’s groceries? Momma Colty is
Not me getting triggered over the fact that he's a SOFTWARE DEVELOPER and has CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS as decor like WHAT
Imagine Big Ed dating Larissa. She would be at least twice his height
Yes because Larissa is 9”10!
SBoXs lies
Actully they r a good match larissa needs money and big eg gives money
Hita Kashyap big Ed can’t even give a couple cents of tip without having a grudge.
then big ed can turn into a bowling pin when larissa tried to choke his non-existence neck
"I just want to money."
Well, at least she's honest.
Like anifisa lol
True
Yup
it’s amazing how pewds makes a 4 minuete video into a 11 minute video and still makes it funny and interesting
He made a 6 minute video into a 21 minute video? You don't know numbers or what
She's so unfiltered. So great.
Im glad this guy has a normal neck this time.
*near normal but with breasts. Why do TLC guys gotta be out of shape?
Its. Not. A. Neck. If. It. Isn't. Dummy. Thicc!
HUAHSUAHSUAHE
Lol
I'm glad this guy has a neck this time.
Im so anxious i cant watch these
Colt is a frugal person. Doesn’t like to spend money. Larissa is high maintenance, wants to spend money.
Colts friend heard the word "Barbeque" and decided to roast Larissa
burn baby burn,disco inferno
fax
Who would like her though.
sounds like doom internal
what pisses me off is when i watch a vid i instantly go to comment section and when i see something idk its bcz i just watched
"I feel like Larissa and I are two different people"
Well yes, you are.
“People die when they are killed”
thatguy_66 Pro tip: don’t die or else you lose
thatguy_66 “people eat when they eat”
@@tomatojuice2339 if you kill your enemies they win
ah yes this floor is made of floor
This one makes me so uncomfortable because you know if the cameras weren’t there it would be so much worse lol
0:49 goddamn pewds just reminded me of that nursery rhyme about a ginger cat that gave me nightmares throughout my childhood
Larissa: Time for my hourly
paycheck
Colt: yes dear...
\|/ +×÷=/_€£¥₩!@#$%^&*))-'cvb
She get paid a dollar a hour
Lmfaoooo
*OMEGASIMP*
yes darling ;)
Colt seems like the type of person to wash his hands after taking a shower.
I wash my hands after I shower-
@@kiwicherry3474 I have news for you.
@@kiwicherry3474 whats the point?
@@tellypolk8340 To be extra clean lmao
I broke out in laughter when reading that
6:12 Loved that moment
15:30 “you’re making me all woozy!” 😂😂
Most middle school relationships are better than these two
Found u
found u
found my foreskin.
found you
Found your neck
Worlds most honest gold digger.
kaave Fares then I guess you haven’t seen the other 90 day fiancés
Kierra Kim very true
Where's the gold tho?? we got plenty of gold out here in Brazil lol
Haven't you seen Anfisa?
It's like those sites where people buy wives from other countries, he doesn't want true love😂
We all need that one friend that has 0 filter and will tell you like it is infront of the person they have to issue with
This man is the equivalent of stale water, or expired air.
"I just want, money. Money, money, money, money."
Damn, Mr. Crabs is jeolous
We have got to have.... MONEEYYY...
Idk about you but that sounds like taking advantage to me
Argh argh argh argh
*Mr. Krabbs
It's Mr. Krapps's wife
This guy is Toby from The Office.
LOL
oof xD
Lmao
Fax
dont you fucking edit this comment saying “thanks for the heart lmao”
Congrats on 111 million subscribers!
“She goes from sweet to scary” welcome to women colt.
"A life with larissa or a life with my mother"
Colt cant even afford a life of his own
thats why... he needs either one of them to take care of him 😂
maybe hes happy
Well....we can say he's a shitty software dev. Come on, really, some of those guys make 200k a year.
@@charlesm.2604 You are right about the differences in salary. Im not that aware about the dev salary in Las Vegas but i believe it would be well paid compared to others. I'm from Bulgaria where all the jobs have shitty payment unless you're corrupt or have friends in high places. Usually the devs here get around 1000-2000 euros per month.
@@georgidimitrov2225 I personally know software engineers who get paid nothing because they work for shady upstart companies that justify it by saying the experience is as valuable as the money. I also personally know one person who came straight out of college and landed a 75,000 dollar a year job right off the bat just because him and the boss went to the same school. It varies and it also matters that you make good decisions in where you work and this guy doesn't exactly seem like he makes good decisions lol
she's not even trying to hide the fact shes a gold digger
if shes not hiding it don't u get what u paid for?
@@altafhussain1617 yes exactly
PERIOD. She been who she was from the beginning, she aint hide shit. He did, thats why she mad
still wanna marry em tho, tbr she a real one lmao
@@MylittleponyMale123 lol she literally said "i lied because what do men like, sex and good food ?"
she is a gigantic liar i cant believe some people pretend the contrary, youre the same type of guys that would let your girlfriend cheat on you and then convince yourself that it was your fault that she did lmao
At 5:34 when he’s talking about the broken AC he refers her as a he to the camera. I played it over a few times and he it sounds like “ he would not stop”
i lowk rlly miss floor gang, quarantine was one helluva time to be alive