Knock Knock!

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  • @iavv334
    @iavv334 Před 3 lety +272

    Kevin: has hair
    Niel: has too much hair
    Ryan: ***unchanged***

  • @vanessizle
    @vanessizle Před 15 lety +309

    i love it when they say "whoooooooo's there?" with huge, enthusiastic smiles when someone actually knocks on their door.

  • @holyflutterofgod
    @holyflutterofgod Před 9 lety +590

    Ah, I just understood what they said in french, and it basically means:
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Nothing
    Nothing who?
    Nothing to do but tell a knock-knock joke.
    ...
    Hope I didn't just blow the lid on the whole operation...

    • @bugcake006
      @bugcake006 Před 8 lety +45

      Wait… that was french? I didn't recognise my own language ^_^ (i must be tired)
      (also don't you love when someone answer one of your comments one year after you wrote it?)

    • @JustSmug
      @JustSmug Před 7 lety

      yes

    • @viviennetovich7465
      @viviennetovich7465 Před 7 lety +17

      he say Ryan who looks like "Rien" who mean Nothing in french. "ne me remerciez pas"

    • @PrincessFelicie
      @PrincessFelicie Před 6 lety +25

      Wow, it actually was French. It sounded Russian, it completely threw me off.

    • @leelol111
      @leelol111 Před 3 lety +8

      hi there its me 6 years later thank you for clarifying this for me

  • @nikkirennardo5100
    @nikkirennardo5100 Před 6 lety +287

    Ryan is the only one who still looks the same

    • @rocaydran
      @rocaydran Před 3 lety +34

      ryan doesn't age canon

    • @Lalaz
      @Lalaz Před 3 lety +4

      @@rocaydran worm

    • @rocaydran
      @rocaydran Před 3 lety +7

      @@Lalaz NO WHY DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME

    • @Lalaz
      @Lalaz Před 3 lety +2

      @@rocaydran :)

    • @leelol111
      @leelol111 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rocaydran what is the story behind this

  • @AzenHawke
    @AzenHawke Před 3 lety +138

    This video is so funny
    The deliveries from everyone were perfect
    The ham-and-cheese-on-white thing where neil just materializes a sandwhich and passes it over nonchalantly is so great

  • @aspentree641
    @aspentree641 Před 2 lety +29

    “orange you glad i didn’t say banana?”
    “yes. 🙂”

  • @LaSaksxalmo
    @LaSaksxalmo Před 12 lety +145

    It's French: Toc toc. Qui est là? Ryan. Ryan qui? Rien à faire sauf vous dire une blague tok tok.
    It translates to: Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Nothing (which sounds like "Ryan" in French) to do but tell you a knock knock joke.

  • @crumbdump
    @crumbdump Před 10 lety +240

    That was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen.

  • @loopdiloop89
    @loopdiloop89 Před 15 lety +67

    lol i love how sincere he looks when he says "thank you" at 1:16

  • @iamthedeus
    @iamthedeus Před 15 lety +45

    Hahaha I love how they pronounce the French with seemingly German accents.

  • @renAiin
    @renAiin Před 8 lety +178

    2009: knock knock
    2016: knock knock knock

  • @ironox9462
    @ironox9462 Před 6 lety +32

    Either this, or Toy Food was the first video I watched from Neil. I remember also watching If Balloons Could Talk and Mysterious Ticking Noise after discovering those two. I cant believe that this year, it would've been nine years since I started watching Neil's videos.

  • @naturetapess
    @naturetapess Před 3 lety +34

    I'm glad they made another video like this, its oddly wholesome and I love the fact they put old Ryan in the newer one

  • @jaamaapii
    @jaamaapii Před 8 lety +33

    still one of the funniest things on the internet.

  • @tobic5641
    @tobic5641 Před 8 lety +22

    Ryan's "WHAT" lol

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely Před 6 lety +75

    Neil speaking french 😍

    • @urmom-zh6zs
      @urmom-zh6zs Před 2 lety

      are you okay? like mentally?
      edit nvm i agree

    • @vlllllllll
      @vlllllllll Před 2 lety +3

      time to go learn french i guess

    • @urmom-zh6zs
      @urmom-zh6zs Před 2 lety +1

      @@vlllllllll offtopic where did you get your pfp

    • @vlllllllll
      @vlllllllll Před 2 lety

      @@urmom-zh6zs are my replys not showing up

    • @urmom-zh6zs
      @urmom-zh6zs Před 2 lety

      @@vlllllllll for some reason they are not, very odd

  • @DragoonShuffle
    @DragoonShuffle Před 15 lety +7

    I love 0:50, Neil just randomly picks up a ham and cheese sandwich and gives it to Kevin!

  • @Rei328
    @Rei328 Před 15 lety +11

    I like the part where he said '"Who's there."

  • @jamlym4974
    @jamlym4974 Před 6 lety +27

    Ham and cheese on white please!
    Here you go.

  • @MacaronAddiction
    @MacaronAddiction Před 2 lety +2

    I love the ominous way the door handle moves after they tell the joke like they're trying to get in when it's locked because they're really upset about the knock-knock jokes or something.

  • @hauntedburgerplant
    @hauntedburgerplant Před 15 lety +4

    I love it when Neil gets all serious and when they do a joke in another language. XD

  • @vanessizle
    @vanessizle Před 15 lety +8

    i LOVE the "olive/i love" one. Neil looks like he's ready to confess his undying love for Ryan, only if the joke is right. haha.

  • @ryan.a.baldwin
    @ryan.a.baldwin Před 7 lety +57

    1:10 microphone

    • @Cieln0va
      @Cieln0va Před 4 lety +5

      Yes. I know. That's the joke

    • @air7148
      @air7148 Před 3 lety

      it goes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
      oop wrong object

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 Před 3 lety +6

    "Knock knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "No one."
    "No one who?"
    "..."

  • @Quiscalus777
    @Quiscalus777 Před 15 lety +3

    Ryan's expression throughout the entire thing was priceless. XD

  • @evahughes7092
    @evahughes7092 Před 11 lety +6

    neil is gorgeus

  • @micharoznowski8821
    @micharoznowski8821 Před 7 lety +20

    The ending was so much Monty Python I almost cried nostalgically ;__;

  • @manimjam7126
    @manimjam7126 Před 3 lety +9

    It's gonna get nasty when they say joe

    • @meli_lemon_real
      @meli_lemon_real Před 2 lety +5

      joe mama 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trystanmadfouni8329
      @trystanmadfouni8329 Před 2 lety +1

      GOT HIM LOL DAB EPICSAUCE MOMENT!!!!!!!!

  • @MANFAIC
    @MANFAIC Před 12 lety +4

    I'm that guy that says "Come in." instead of "Who's there?"

  • @icequeen9
    @icequeen9 Před 15 lety +8

    Wow. That totally ridiculoused me into laughter. I was like, why? Why am I laughing??!
    You're a daggy yet funny bunch, boys, keep up the good work!!

  • @KeenMurphy
    @KeenMurphy Před 8 lety +122

    I expected a "who came here after watching the new one" comment, but there isn't one. I don't want to make it since I normally hate those sort of comments.
    Although now I find myself being disappointed at the absence of that comment.

    • @vampirica89
      @vampirica89 Před 8 lety +8

      Well, in a way you did make it. :) Also, I did (come here...).

  • @rainbowmuppet
    @rainbowmuppet Před 15 lety +1

    Alright. This video, along with the one about talking balloons, will NEVER get old!

  • @soccerstar5930
    @soccerstar5930 Před 15 lety +7

    lol this video is awesome.
    I love how Ryan's face lights up when hes telling a joke or answering one lol
    Seriously WHY is there a music stand in that room?

  • @jake384100
    @jake384100 Před 8 lety +12

    I kept trying to find this after watching the second one, and instead found some weird ass movie with Keanu Reeves and some teen girls.
    W0T in de f0k

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 Před 4 lety +1

      Now that's breathtaking

  • @SailorMaxie
    @SailorMaxie Před rokem +2

    I love that this looks like it was shot in a high school music room

  • @Gothrockgirl666
    @Gothrockgirl666 Před 15 lety +2

    niel reminds me of my sixth grade math teacher mr. belden. he was skinny and tall and spoke frech fluently. IRONY!

  • @LordJefferyBandz
    @LordJefferyBandz Před 8 lety +5

    Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    The
    The, Who?
    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • @meli_lemon_real
    @meli_lemon_real Před 2 lety +4

    yes 🙂

  • @Brakkenimation
    @Brakkenimation Před 13 lety +1

    I wish they had all done a simultaneous one. Like, Neil asks Ryan, Ryan asks Kevin, Kevin asks Neil, all at the same time. Woulda been epic.
    Still great, though. I love the way the camera cuts get faster and faster.

  • @justpeachyx3
    @justpeachyx3 Před 15 lety

    ahahahahahahaha the sombrero one was seriously the funniest knock knock joke i have ever heard.

  • @francesatty7022
    @francesatty7022 Před 6 lety +3

    Ive come here from knock knock knock AND NEIL WHATS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAIR?????

  • @Axalon45
    @Axalon45 Před 5 lety +12

    Man, 3 seconds shy of witnessing a whole room of dudes get blown away by "reasonable force" care of the local PD.
    Shame.

  • @sorchaa92
    @sorchaa92 Před 15 lety

    ahah absolutly genius!
    i loved how eveytime kevin talked, he raises his eyebrows.

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas Před 4 lety

    Something about the quickfire rhythm makes this oddly soothing to watch.

  • @masicbemester
    @masicbemester Před 3 lety +3

    as a native French speaker, I can confidently say that the broken French makes it better. It brings out the joke like *looks at smudgy writing on hand* a pinch of salt in the batter.

  • @sajiwaji
    @sajiwaji Před 7 lety +5

    That mic at 1:09 though

  • @TheMikeyReilly
    @TheMikeyReilly Před 13 lety +1

    Ryan Murphy: The greatest human being who has ever lived.

  • @BboP_
    @BboP_ Před 15 lety

    90% of those knock-knock jokes I've never heard of before.
    5/5 & fav.

  • @progtunes
    @progtunes Před 3 lety +3

    Hey Ryan!
    *W H A T*

  • @Mynotoar
    @Mynotoar Před 15 lety +2

    Lol, this is an awesome video. I just love all your videos. You're a fantastic video maker, and you, Ryan, Fred, FlippyCat, theunforgiving, TehNoobWorld and Shoujohoney8 are the best CZcamsrs.
    Glad I subscribed :).

  • @Chickenlordable
    @Chickenlordable Před 14 lety

    This video was so simple, and yet I've watched it 5 times. It still isn't old!

  • @Cleggory
    @Cleggory Před 15 lety +1

    "Ham and cheese on white please!"
    "Hey ya go!"
    Lol.

  • @Juke_Box_Hero22
    @Juke_Box_Hero22 Před 15 lety

    I love the laugh after the joke in french xD
    this is pure win.

  • @Eveliinchen
    @Eveliinchen Před 15 lety +2

    looool I love it... and I love the joke in french too, even it was very difficult to understand because of your accent...

  • @MagikGimp
    @MagikGimp Před 15 lety +1

    I've never seen Ryan look more maniacal (and camp of course too)

  • @silverarya
    @silverarya Před 15 lety

    I loved the french knock knock joke!
    :D

  • @Gmax0505
    @Gmax0505 Před 15 lety

    The actor's voices make this video so surreal.

  • @Yaya0Hikari0forever
    @Yaya0Hikari0forever Před 14 lety +2

    This is so funny. I love this mystery! People are discussing that one knock knock joke...Some say it's for sure French, and another said it's for sure not French! Some think it's German but someone who is actually German said no it's not! Someone said Neil himself said it's French but I think Neil may be pulling our leg. Lol...the mystery continues...

  • @KellLourde
    @KellLourde Před 15 lety

    i love knock knock jokes toooo much.

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 Před 15 lety

    FINALLY knock knock jokes that work! Especially the last one.

  • @duckiefoundahat
    @duckiefoundahat Před 15 lety +1

    I love Ryan's face expression xD

  • @23Allie23
    @23Allie23 Před 15 lety +1

    1:09 ish.... best moment ever!!!!
    Or so it seemed at the time I was watching it (and replaying)

  • @Creekpaw
    @Creekpaw Před 15 lety

    LOL I loved the one where he said, "Hammond cheese on white," and Neil handed him a sandwich LOL!!

  • @riotfaerie
    @riotfaerie Před 15 lety

    I'm amazed how simple AND hilarious this video is. Aside from the boom appeared above Ryan, I still this it's funny.

  • @tawablee
    @tawablee Před 14 lety

    amazing! knock-knock jokes are the third best kind of jokes, right under "that's what she said"s; puns being the first

  • @Tweeb
    @Tweeb Před 15 lety +2

    You guys always brighten up my day. ^-^

  • @SnooglefryDragonCat
    @SnooglefryDragonCat Před 15 lety

    I love the fact that Kevin bounces every time he says "knock knock,"!
    Eeeeeee

  • @mcninch13
    @mcninch13 Před 15 lety

    one of your best works yet, man

  • @NoOtherNamesWereLeft
    @NoOtherNamesWereLeft Před 14 lety

    Aaaaawesome.
    Ryan looks crazy - makes me laugh so much.
    Sombrer over the rainbow - hahahah!

  • @danineteen19
    @danineteen19 Před 15 lety

    Boom mic at 1:11! Haha!
    And hey! Those Knock Knock jokes are some of the BEST ones!

  • @HelloitsHannah
    @HelloitsHannah Před 15 lety +1

    Haha that made me smile. You guys always make me happy.

  • @boz9818
    @boz9818 Před 15 lety +1

    ahaha
    "Ham and cheese on white, please"
    "Here you go"
    XD

  • @positivepossum13
    @positivepossum13 Před 14 lety

    I think that this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

  • @AdamMethe
    @AdamMethe Před 15 lety

    my faith in knock knock jokes is restored

  • @ChairsWithNoLegs
    @ChairsWithNoLegs Před 15 lety

    haha you guys are so creative out of something so simple its hilarious!

  • @ZenobyGoat
    @ZenobyGoat Před 13 lety +2

    Guy 1: "I got a knock knock joke, but you have to start it"
    Guy 2: "okay. knock knock."
    Guy 1: "who's there?"
    Guy 2: "...."

  • @snakehands
    @snakehands Před 15 lety

    The timing was great on this one, loved it.

  • @theysoqueso
    @theysoqueso Před 15 lety

    excellent and hilarious...especially the french part about nothing

  • @twofootsheep
    @twofootsheep Před 15 lety

    Though it was suddenly going to start the farscape themetune at the last knock knock!
    haha funny vid!

  • @ryanson209
    @ryanson209 Před 15 lety

    One of the funniest videos, intentionally or not.

  • @drnoise
    @drnoise Před 15 lety

    lol, you managed to make knock knock jokes funny. All hail the jump cut! :)

  • @Randomhomemovies
    @Randomhomemovies Před 15 lety

    you guys are good actors

  • @Bartczyz
    @Bartczyz Před 15 lety

    It's fantastic! Simply great!

  • @mysticwolf11
    @mysticwolf11 Před 15 lety +1

    Two words: Epic Win.

  • @dyld921
    @dyld921 Před 15 lety

    You know what's the best way to cancel a knock knock joke?
    Knock knock!
    Come in.

  • @XiaolinTitansGal
    @XiaolinTitansGal Před 14 lety

    Greatest....Thing....EVER!

  • @thejellyfish47
    @thejellyfish47 Před 15 lety

    this is hypnotic...

  • @HuNgRyViPeRs
    @HuNgRyViPeRs Před 15 lety

    i love the last joke!

  • @miramga15
    @miramga15 Před 15 lety

    yes. this was slightly creepy, funny and filled with cuteness.

  • @theatregeekmania
    @theatregeekmania Před 12 lety

    I could not do this without laughing. You guys rock.

  • @RussianUberchick
    @RussianUberchick Před 15 lety

    LOL, great ones! I haven't heard many of them!

  • @fullicat
    @fullicat Před 4 lety

    This is straight up still brilliant

  • @IThinkIKilledHim
    @IThinkIKilledHim Před 15 lety

    Oh my, I love the olive joke.

  • @pebblegosling
    @pebblegosling Před 15 lety

    you guys are seriously awesome.

  • @FreshmanThesis
    @FreshmanThesis Před 15 lety

    Flawless delivery, all around

  • @coronelfalk
    @coronelfalk Před 4 lety +2

    0:47 This is my favorite part

  • @TyMan210
    @TyMan210 Před 15 lety

    I watched this like 5000 times.
    Too bad i have to leave soon...

  • @LacyAntonio
    @LacyAntonio Před 15 lety

    Loved it...knock knock never gets old...well maybe...but THIS time it was Funny, great timing...and emph. on certain words! Faved!

  • @SarahMarinello
    @SarahMarinello Před 15 lety

    I love the french one!

  • @Brainstrain91
    @Brainstrain91 Před 15 lety

    haha, Neil and the crew always deliver ^.^