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Knowing Jenna had to write apology letters to her mom as a kid shows us why she made that hour long apology video about the fishes she got at the pet store. 😂❤️
clarissa avalos right 😂
Omg you make such a good point,
And that’s that on that!
Omg. Yes. This is so accurate.
Omg 😭😂😭😂
Jenna's mom's approach to apology notes explains so much about Jenna's obvious accountability and authenticity. What a beautiful person
the debbie machine done did good with this one
I was thinking the same thing!!
If i ever have a child imma do this with them. Debbie.. U GOOD MOTHER.
Right? I like that the apologies weren't just "I'm sorry" they were her trying to figure out a solution to the problem she's causing. It helps her feel accountable because she came up with the idea vs because her mom "told her so".
Take a shot every time Julien calls Jenna cute. By the end of the podcast you’ll be too drunk to remember that no man ever loved u like that
*dead*
Damn you went too hard on that one
this one hurt
Or if your me you’d be drunk and stupid enough to text your ex.... 😂😂😂
I felt that
You need to make Cermet write out “I will not be rude to my mother”
And "I will not cry for no reason", "If i'm a nasty boi for no good reason, i lose Nintendogs (or Xbarks) for a whole week".
“I will not be nasty and bite my mom”
Jenna didnt have to bless us with that dark lip, but she DID THAT
It looks SO. 👏🏻 DAMN. 👏🏻 GOOD. 👏🏻
Can we start a petition for more dark lip on Jenna??
She looks like an ultimate snacc
Servin real looks
Petition to get the Debbie machine to host a CZcams “how to apology tutorial” that’s just her making youtubers write letters please
Yes. That Laura Lee asshole has lots to learn 😂😂😂
is it just me or did jenna get taller??
Hannah Cleveland she wanna be tall beeeecch
She grew a foot n a half!
ShAddup! 😂
Lol is that 4 inches right there?!
it's called good posture
Julien fell more in love w Jenna w this lol
Don't blame him lol. She is lovable
my old diaries are full of me being emo as hell and also full of me talking about my scooter
what a wild life
dinkdonkabbie I had a red electric scooter that I begged my parents to get me for my birthday for about 6 months straight until they caved and I cherished that thing so much
My journal was also emo as hell and talking about how mad I was at people. I never wrote much because I didn’t like how depressing I was 😂 I also deleted my finsta for the same ass reason. I don’t think I ever talked about my scooter but also fUCK my scooter for throwing me to the ground one day for no ass reason. And also for hitting my in the ankles. Fuck that bitch 😂😂😂
They see me scootin'
They hatin'
I just complained about wanting heelies in my diary
LOL
jenna PLEASE recreate the tree costume for your next video!!!!!
my mom kept mother's day cards and one card from me is like "thanks for letting me live even though you're very naggy"
my mom has apology letters that my sister did. such a fucking first born. she wasn't even forced to do them but just felt bad... fucking brown noser
😂😂😂😂 ☠️☠️☠️
Julien is forever a supportive mom.
Jenna: ROAST MY TERRIBLE POEM!
Julien: This other person is trash and you are clearly a genius.
Jenna: okay, let’s move on.
I would love to have Jennas brother on the podcast and let them talk about their childhood!
Jenna has said that he doesn’t want to be on the Internet. Since he’s a really important person irl
Honey Toadt oh okay, what a shame but if he doesn’t want to we have to respect that.
Yes please!
@@yunyunpilled We could just have him off camera
Yes off camera would be cool!
we need a "the debbie machine parenting style" podcast w the debbie machine!! I need my kid to turn out good lol
Yes!!!! More people need to like this
Yes!!
Yes, please.
I concur
What about Julie’s mum as well? That would be awesome!
These apology letter things are where it’s at. Debbie Machine was on to something. Apologize, propose a solution, and hand write it. Constructive yet unenjoyable.
He was so happy listening to her and he watched her with such loving eyes. No couple will ever live up to them.
Julien: u were like 10
Jenna: I was between 5 and 7
Julien: so like 10
😂😂
lol
Looking like a goddess with that eyeliner and that dark lip!
"Leave him alone, Jenna," my dad pleaded. lmao, I can't breathe
Jenna is the real Junie B Jones.
yooooo
AHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO UNDERRATED LMAOO
Also jenna I LOVE THE COLOR OF LIPSTICK!
Was gonna comment the same thing!
One of the pupperinos picked it out for her in her video where her dogs pick her makeup
Right?! She looks so good and confident ☺️ GOALS
Can anyone tell me what kind of lipstick it is? It is damn cool color.
I know they both lookin' like a post *superbowl SNACC!!!*.
I'd let Julien stiff "arm" me anytime (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
also... stealing that parenting advice of writing apologies out. we’ve been looking for a new technique this past week to help with our 8yo who is giving us QUITE the time lately 🙄
purple breeze it works. That’s what my parents did. It works really well as a punishment and it drastically improved my writing skills.
I've scoured the internet for different consequences for 8 yr olds that misbehave, especially because hes in a stealing phase and even calling the police hasnt worked. Maybe forcing him to sit and think about it by actually writing out an apology will work. Maybe he'll retain and acknowledge what hes been doing and why it's wrong.
@@NikkieSchultz92 Your 8yo steals to a point where you had to call the police? O_O
I identify so much with her tree costume I was a laundry basket for Halloween once growing up
omg yes i was a table twice
I was a laundry basket one year too lol. Honestly tho, it was pretty lit 👌
Hell yea thats great i was a traffic cone twice
@@oliviaprice2453 not once but twice LMAO that’s so cute
I was a lamp once
I did a project of sea animals back in primary school, I spent so long drawing pictures of sea creatures including a leopard seal which I was super proud of, each creature had a little blurb about it. I remember all that my teacher said was accuse me of tracing the leopard seal, which I honestly didn't. I'm 30 now and I still remember it vividly.
I once did a project in 4th grade over different native tribes and their practices, and I combed through the school's various recommended websites and typed like a five page essay ... with all the cited sources. I was proud turning it in, and the first thing my teacher did was glance over and accuse me of plagarism. That shit hurted
Jewlis eek! That sure sucks, it totally hurts when you’re super proud of what you’ve done too. Be nice to the kiddies teachers!
Jjj
Meanwhile i fully plagiarized a kid's book in 5th grade and my teacher called me a prodigy LOL
honestly this shit makes me so mad. I was accused of lying for attention when I was reading Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials when I was 8 or so because my teachers daughter was struggling to read them at university age, and then I was given detention for doing joint writing two years too early. Whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuck. I'm 21 now, still mad about it.
I feel like making ur kid write an apology letter is actually a great way to make them think about their actions and how they effect people around them, and maybe even train them in having more compassion. Also they can work at their writing skills at the same time. I think if anything you should thank her.
I loved it too. I'm definitely going to make my kid do that someday
I agree. It's way better than just getting sent to your room to stew in anger without having to think about what you did. I thought it was weird for them to suggest that Debbie was doing it for "a joke."
It’s an amazingly good idea! If I have kids I’ll do it too.
Don’t “make” your kid write an apology. Explain to them why their actions lead to it being a necessary activity. Even sit with them and help them brainstorm how things could have played out differently and how they can be better people in the future. Your kids don’t exist to be “made” to do things. They need to be taught, helped and molded into productive members of society.
Hunter Crosby I agree! But don’t think many parents have the time to do this every time.
Okay but y’all look so good in this video what’s going on
I teach over the summers and one year I had to have a child's parents called because the kiddo was misbehaving (and like yeah kids misbehave but this was getting out of hand). The next day, my student handed me a hand-written apology. I almost cried because it was so genuine, and I'll always remember that as a teaching tool when I have my own children. The note still sits on my desk years later as a reminder to be a good human being.
Jenna: ... I wasn't 10.
Julien: How old were you?
Jenna: Probably between 5 and 7
Julien: Sooo 10?
Definitely thought the Lois impression was an impression of Linda from Bob's Burgers
Me too
SAME. Jenna does the voice so well.
omg me too
Same!
ME TOOO OMG
Recreate your tree costume on your main channel!
Hailey Marie oh god yes please.
We're here for it Mom!
seeing the text slide in before Julien segues into the sponsor read was next level funny i cackled
His segue had to buffer this week 😂
I would honestly love to see Jenna recreate her tree costume lol
Absolutely loving the dark lip Jenna and nice frames julien!!!
damn you straight up DOXED boy Aaron like that
dinkdonkabbie true shit my guy aaron just got recked
I thought it was Arin and Erin.
fun fact from a teacher's kid: cursive may not be important to write irl, but its been proven to be incredibly good at helping kids learn to spell since you are literally connecting the words together and to see what letters combine to make what sounds (especially good for inconsistent languages like english lol)
To further add to this, once you get the hang of it, writing in cursive is SO much faster than writing in print. Cursive helped with taking notes in college classes for me.
Yo why tf was Jenna so good at writing at 12 lmao
The impression of daughtry has me rolling in the floor. The sad thing is my mom loves daughtry. My dogs name is daughtry. When you say daughtry he starts barking...
Is Dowoon a drum? Will Wonpil Pil A Thing?
When is that?
@@MetaMarcy21 A Few minutes in :)
Is Dowoon a drum? Will Wonpil Pil A Thing? Omfggggggg lololol
She replied! For a second I thought she was actually making Day6 references lol
Why you want me to lol
Happy MonDink!! Jenna is GLOWING. Love that, she looks like a tan snacc.
And julien is a spicy curly fry. Sorry Julie
GOTHICCKA julien is a hot cheeto lmao
i really hoped there'd be at least one letter that would start with "Dear God, iss me, Jenna..."
Dear Julien,
As a seasoned seque critic, I am commenting to give you my absolute highest appraisal on your brilliant performance in this podcast.
I've seen a lot of seques in my day and this is by far the most beautiful one I have had the honour to witness. Let me begin with saying, I am already a big fan of yours. When I hear your seques I feel a sense of warmth, enjoyment - you are well known in the community of seques!
But this one, wow...the execution is 10/10. Astounding. I felt the rush of adrenaline when you gracefully tied "process" to Farmers Dog.
I was taken on a roller coaster of breathtaking emotions that I had never experienced in my career. I felt a tear of happiness roll down my cheek as I chuckled deeply.
Thankyou Julien for this AMAZING seque, you have changed my life as a seasoned critic.
God bless.
Arlie ee hats off to you. Great humour.
*segue
Writing apology letters just enhanced her Virgo Communication Obsession
Yes
Yes it
Love this
I feel like you guys fall more in love with each other every day.
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE CAST Valentine’s Day theme.
Thx
YES PLEASE
Seraphina Nettesheim PLEASE
I need this really bad tbh
officer k same.
Seraphina Nettesheim or more relationship stories! Like cute dates they had or things that made them swoon at the start. Of course only if they’d want to share those stories.
“Reading Julien’s Childhood Journals”
I’m here for it
This is your lucky day
Julien is so supportive.
I was a possum two halloweens in a row. Once alive. Once dead.
Dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@vegan_guac
But also alive
Can you make one of those "Before and After" pictures
I respect you
I was Lucifer for all of kindergarten
I thought she was doing Linda from bobs burgers
Saaaaame
Thank god me too
It's like a combo of the two
It's insane how fast things change, I was born in 2000 and had my childhood throughout the 2000s/10s and luckily nobody had phones to record embarrassing shit at school, so I'm probably the last generation of kids who grew up without stuff being permanently plastered all over the internet, whereas kids only a few years younger than me have to deal with it.
@Rachel Finney During primary school we weren't allowed to have phones, I barely new anyone there who owned one. In high school it was different tho, pretty much everyone had phones.
Sorry I just realised how my wording sounds, I was talking about young children having phones but it sounds like I could be talking about anyone between the ages of 5 to 18 lol
I was born in 98 and graduated 3 years ago, and EVERYONE at my school had a cell phone soooo..
I was born in 94 and a lot of us had phones towards the end of primary school. The only thing is those phones didn’t have cameras lol but we all had phones throughout all of high school
@@noeasycat4348 It's probably just my experience then
Jenna describing her cat is how I talk to my cats tbh, I love them so much
jenna keeps getting prettier and prettier and i can't handle it omg what a goddess
This is why I think it’s important to keep a diary/journal. It’s always so much fun going back and reading what your younger self thought 😂
jenna: “i know HOW TO HOLD HIM DADDY”
jenna: *holds it the wrong way*
I grew up/live 15 minutes from where Jenna grew up. I also adopted my childhood pets from lollypop farm!! and it makes me so happy to hear Jenna talk about her upstate NY childhood. It hits close to home😊 (literally and figuratively)
Emily Swarts GIRL ME TOO. LETS BE FRIENDS
@@camryngrooms115 OMG FOR REAL?
"Where did you get those semicolons?!"😂😂
omg jenna looks so beautiful!!! 💜
"the debbie machine got a software update" lmaooooo
He just put aaron on blast
Is that a snake* print ~lEiSurE~ suit?! It looks awesome with your black lipstick!
Edit; Oh my bad y’all! It’s snake print, I was driving and listening to this when I first watched and barely glanced toward my phone!
What kind of leopards have you met?! 😂💖 That's Snake Print Baby~ 😋 and you're right she looks Great! 😁👏💖
It's snake print lmao
Oh my bad y’all! It’s snake print, I was driving and listening to this when I first watched and barely glanced her toward my phone!
That is the most adorable Lois Griffin impression! Love it!
Honestly, Jenna’s story from when she was 12 about getting a kitten was very well written. I think she should write a book now about her dogs and it would be a bestseller!
I honestly love you two so much. I have been watching your videos consistently for years and every time they lift my mood. I just experienced one of my worst migraines ever where I was in pain for two days and just sitting down and listening to you guys talk has made me feel so much better. Sending all my love from Australia beeches
I feel this, I enjoy this a lot when I’m in a lot of pain. Nothing but the podcasts and just lay down and listen. Beautiful thing
11:55 "I'm so glad I'm not growing up with that" boi have you seen your old tweets.
My thoughts exactly! 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yeah but that’s still when she is an adult. What you say and do as a little kid is way different
8:33 even back then she just wanted to be a tall beetch subconsciously
I love this so much. I recently found some rules for life that I came up with when I was about 4. They are, in apparent order of importance: (1) No riding bikes in the road; (2) No shooting baby birds; (3) Do not kill the president; (4) You must take a bath; (5) You have to pick up your toys.
I never thought of an apology as a punishment for a child. That’s a wonderful alternative to a physical punishment. Forcing your child to use their vocabulary & problem solving skills & work that part of their brain is amazing. I love this
I have journals and journals full of weird ass stories. I'd have to say my pride and joy is the story that follows a pepperoni on its journey from pizza to toilet bowl to the ocean.
It's been a long year, do us all a favor and have a chillcast where you play a board game
Agreed!! It's been SUCH a long year!! All 35 days of it! 😂 😂 😂
Or another pizza party. I loved that one lol
Daniel Tomanovich oh god yes please I need this
“You were Jenna from day one” I love that!
i'm so happy jenna's wearing the nasty cermet lipstick!
Jenna NEEDS to write a book ASAP! I loved your kitten story. I can't even imagine what she would come up with today. She could really be a great writer.
I think at some point she said something about not wanting to be another CZcamsr with a book, but honestly I'm so sure hers would be superior lol
I love your selection of the word "superior"! And yes, I totaly agree :D I just feel that she is a great story teller.
Most youtuber books are on the level of an adult coloring book anyways.
I just had to point out that I'd love to read her writing. Who knows, she could prove all of them "youtuber authors" wrong and actually put out a great piece of literature :)
Maybe some day.
@@XXBiBiX I completely agree and I hope she thinks about it, it would be so awesome!
That mammals' poem though. Jenna coming at you with the facts all the way back in elementary school 😁
At least once a month, I think about Julien's reaction to a child's poem being "that slapped".
Can you make a podcast about how you guys have such a successful relationship together?
the poems, lmao
theyre like...
roses are red,
violets are blue,
life sucks,
coffee
ART!!!
lmfaooo. shakespeare whomst.
officer k you mean Francis Bacon 🤓
@@eliseblair5228 Ahahah i see what you did there
Ok Jenna is looking extra snaccy today
*edit, thank you meeeg 🤗*
Sara Bridges snaccy
kermit needs to start writing apology notes
Sometimes I forget Jenna grew up in the city I live in and then she says something like "Lollypop Farm" and I get whiplash
Daaaamn. Jenna is a true definition of 90’s kids. Shoutout to all my fellow 90’s kids.
Jenna you are killing it, you look like a beautiful sneaky SNAKE BEECH
I miss them :(
jenna’s nature just makes me so happy. she’s so caring and loving and sweet, she’s genuinely a role model to me. also her and julien together are so fucking cute. 33 year old lady vibes.
All the comments are saying this but DAMN mom and dad look good today 😍
Jenna, you look so snatched omg girl!!
The older you get, the more a treasure your childhood trinkets become
I thought my mom was the only person who would make me write apology notes to her 😂😂😂
Nicholas Lee My mom never made me, I just did it on my own lmao
I need to hear the Julien summer journals 😂 this was a great podcast, really funny
I love how instead of leaving stuff out for Santa she was just like “it’s in the fridge get it yourself” lmao
Jenna: "Stop trying to make cursive happen!"
5min later: "I've never been able to read my mom's handwriting"
hhHMMM
I like how Jenna signed the letter to her Mom “love, Jenna Mourey” in case her mom got her confused with all the other Jennas writing to her 😂😂😂
I'm liking jennas dark lip and leisure suit today
My journals all full of my fever dreams, and my thoughts in the heat of my depression. I look back and I'm so proud that I've overcome so much hardship. I'm glad I didn't given in to those thoughts, I love my life now.
Same here sister. Reading those journals gets kinda dark.
I will totally use the apology letter with my future kids. Thats a great mom move, look how amazing you turned out.
When I was a kid I wrote a "book" that was probably like 12 notebook pages long about a dog named Tucker who accidentally ran away from his home on the farm and got lost and a man took him and used him for dog fighting. Tucker wasn't aggressive but he looked tough because he was a pit bull so the guy bet money on him and Tucker almost died in the fight, he woke up bleeding on the floor and the man threw a beer bottle at him and swore at him because he lost money. I remember this scene vividly, it was written but I still see it in my head like I lived it and I saw everything through Tucker's eyes. He eventually escaped and I think he got back to his home. Then I wrote a sequel/remake in middle school for a creative writing class and I read part of it out loud to the class. I was so proud of this explicit, violent tale I'd wrote to show people the horrors of animal abuse and everyone else in the class hated being there and wrote like a 3 line poem and talked the rest of the class. I was not a cool kid lmao but I'm glad I cared about animals from a young age. I wish I still had these stories.
i see you reppin the pewdiepie merch
Jennas impression of Lois is CRAZY good lol
TheChanMan her mom kinda talks like Lois 😂
I got Lois after he said Lois, I was getting more of a Linda Belcher
the poems are lit
that young jenna rit
spent my time watching this
so i’ll give homework a miss
i need to get out of bed
hit my head
and
then
i
died .........
I absolutely love it. Love you guys!
Can Jenna's next video please be her drawing things out of a pictionary deck/something to that effect? Or let us submit things for her to draw
Ok, real talk - Jenna was a better storyteller as a child than I am now as a 26-year-old. That pet store story was amazing!! It sounded like you were reading an actual children’s book. Nicely done!
Yall made my week better thank uuu❤
Julien describing Jenna’s “noise” I’m In tears he’s so in love ew