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"'I like girls who is intelligent' oh you do? What gives you the right?" kelsey went into badass teacher mode there
Sadomasochistic
I might be wrong but isn‘t that AAVE?
@@Chelsea-yx2hs who gives af
Michael-Toby vibes
Cause I read Super old literature and stuff
imagine you're just watching a CodyK video and find out your Grandpa Terry is a freak
😂
HAHA
🤣🤣
this is the best comment i've read all day
I'm ded
I love how everyone in the comments just universally loves Kelsey
No. Not everyone….
@@lieluh5691 🤨
especially when she washes her greasy hair finally
@@aleksandra5746 woah ho nice one very funny 3/10
@@aleksandra5746 freedom of speech is cool and all, but shut tf up. I washed my hair yesterday and its already really greasy again. ive literally tried everything, nothing works. how would u like it if someone commented negatively on something u cant control? get well.
“I like guys 6’5+”
“I’m 5’1 lol”
Girl tryna plug an HDMI into a USB-C
Underrated comment
This comment is like Cody’s vid on chess memes
it's always the short girls somehow lol
I dated a girl that was 4'10 I'm 6'2. She had a fucking lifted truck. the floor of her truck was like chest high on her she literally had to climb into it like people used to mount their horses.
It just occurred to me that the truck used to be her ex husband's which means when she was married her husband bought a lifted truck while married to a 4 foot 10 person
LMFAO
“Here you go little king” and “call me Kendrick lmao” are two of my fave Kelsey lines of all time. She is the funniest ever. Pls continue to have her in vids
“Who gave you the right?” When they were talking about the dude with the bad grammar😭🤣
she's literally the best
replay buttons:
2:24 and 11:38
"5'1 lol" was also said so perfectly
Kung Fu Kelly
I love cody’s verbal validation for kelsey every time she says something he thinks is funny
@@sp-jr--------4266 🕴️3 🕴️🤣🕴️🤣qr
jake gyllenhaal could never
Lemme guess you wishing you had a relationship like that 😂😅
Agreed
@@TheoDaJunk I am now Jamie junk 😜😜
“I’m Kendrick Lmao if you will” beautifully put I have to say 😂
omg tootsie!!!
i love how kelsey helps smaller creators shes so generous
If Cody goes to Dublin I'm afraid he'll start crying when he realizes that not everyone sounds like a leprechaun that's talking about their pot of gold
Ahahahaha I love this lmao
If not every single Irish person there talks like Connor Mcgregor I'm not going
@@rear5118 I've been there and every person wanted to fight me and talked like Connor Mcgregor, it was great, definitely worth it.
I would also start crying
@@rear5118 that would be pretty funny considering how much the entire country hates him, i mean the only irish people that like conor mcgregor are like 14 year old boys who think theyre hard shit
Kelsey saying "I'm Kendrick Lmao" and Cody genuinely appreciating her humor is just perfect
It _was_ pretty clever.
lol same, real couples' goals guys.
bro i felt so sad "lmao"
@@thisgustin lmao*
no cuz i giggled too lol
They should add the “say no to terry” in the stranger danger courses kids are taking now
This should be merch
as a queer man I’ve had dudes on Grindr try and get me to shave for them. nothing is a bigger turnoff than telling me how to groom myself before we’ve even met. absolutely bonkers behavior.
When you’re a 10 but have a hairy bussy 👎
My guess is even if you did shave and sent them a message like "okay done!" they'd block you lol
At least I'm 99% sure women would do that, I'm not so sure about men. I'm actually surprised to hear men do that.
It's wild to change someone else's appearance
It's wild to even think that you can.@@Random-sk6hm
never seen someone sing a song and get it spot on without any of the right lyrics pretty impressive
frrr i alr knew the song
@@daniserrano1259 what song is it
@@BigBrain-xs8hd dani california by red hot chili peppers
If you say California once you got like at least 90% of the words down
They didn't get the lyrics... but they definitely nailed the vibe
kelsey i love when you bring your boyfriend on the channel
Damn Cody just got owned.
@@joelfoote9720 whos cody
@@signin9551 a costar who was introduced in season 3
We love this senior citizen!
yeah he should make his own channel
Yo Kelsey and Cody are just perfect together. She's hilarious in an off the cuff way just like Cody is! When she said "I'm Kendrick LMAO" I cracked tf up. Just love the dynamic they bring in their joint videos.
Cody's really showing his age by calling Terry a sweet young grandpa
“Here you go little king” 😭 I love kelsey why is she this funny
I was dying in this part ong
and the kendrick lmao joke how is she so quick
Kelsey’s full on face of laughter at Terry’s profile is pure perfection.
@@hugejackedman7423 cringe
ok nick
@@hugejackedman7423 this is the funniest thing I have read today
Imma put it in reverse for Terry
Y’all singing Red Hot Chili Peppers was literally the best part 😂😂😂
I cant understand how people don't understand the lyrics as if it was mumble rap... He sings and raps clearly and at a pretty slow tempo. If english is your first language and you can't decipher what he says then that's just sad...
@@Aleksas-oj1bi ummm I left this comment 2 years ago so I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about but I don’t see anywhere where I said I couldn’t understand them… maybe you didn’t mean to reply to my comment??
@@mary1412 Yeah it was quite unclear, sorry.
Their called replies. But my intention was more to add to the comment i guess.
I just don't understand this meme of "we can't understand what rhcp is saying" it makes no sense to me xD
Cody laughing through saying "thats inappropriate" literally has me in tears
Their chemistry is unparalleled. Too bad Kelsey’s preferred age range is 40-69. Otherwise she and Terry could’ve acted on that chemistry.
69😭
Damn wow cool guy
these jokes aren’t funny
@@Msawesomet123 well no one asked you TALISSA
@@leighafterdark THE TALISSA SLANDER LMAO
I'm just amazed by how well-matched Kelsey and Cody are. it's incredible. they match each other's energy perfectly
It's because they have lived together for 3 years
yeah its almost like they are sister and brother
@@valeriar.l8941 PLS
@@valeriar.l8941 ok don’t make it weird
@@valeriar.l8941 😂😂😂😂😂
CONGRATS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT TO THE BOTH OF YOU!!!
the closeup on terry’s face just made me choke while drinking water and i got it everywhere, worst jumpscare of this year
Cody’s Irish accent is like the lucky charms guy if he was high on whip-its
THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY UPPERS
Do you mean Whip-It's? Although the image of someone snorting a confused dog's fur is sending me 😂😂
Bruh 😂😂😂
this made me laugh out loud lmao
To me it’s like an Irish dude was fucked up on tequila, and just realized how weird his accent was
I'm pretty sure Tinder is just a place to practice your stand up material.
I met a "stand up comedian" and it literally felt like he was using bits from his tight five all night 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Your BAD stand up material. Bc men think they’re being funny when they ask to pump u
@@elyseshires6314 that line was funny tho
@@cleanpiss where
kelsey hitting with the "you dropped this, little king" BROKE me
" you do, what gives you the right" that was literally the funniest thing 😂 I have not laughed out loud that hard in a very long time
Someone on tinder once wrote me a whole essay on what love is to them and it sounded beautiful until they mentioned they’d like to be my personal toilet.
Kick shame alert 🚨
@@emilydurkee8664 just my personal opinion. I can shame this kink a little though
@@emilydurkee8664 If it aint her thing, she can't force it. Plus it's kinda weird to say that so early in the conversation, don't you think ?
@@janellefrickert6522 idk I'd rather find out sooner rather than later lol if someone's kinks aren't compatible w mine I'd rather not waste their time
@@emilydurkee8664 mmmmm if they like being a toilet then they probably don't mind a little shaming
I can't tell if they're actually singing a song or just making Chile-esque noises
if they are singing an actual song
i need the name asap
@@amooryali8137 dani california !!
@@amooryali8137 Dani California
I know right, I couldn't understand most of it!
I read this comment before I got to that part in the video and thought they would just be howling like their dog 😂
I bet it's Terry's grandchild who offered to help him set up the account, and wrote his bio. Legend grandchild
The amount of chicks on tinder I've had say "shave your beard or else" and argue with me over it, like bro, if I told you to cut your hair a certain way I'd be called obsessive and abusive, dont take advantage of those double standards.
So are like beards out of style now? I’m a black man who’s on the fat side and I keep a beard to hide my double chin.
@@MayorMe beards will always be a preference thing I guess but they are make-up for men who dont wear make-up
I could understand a couple being together for YEARS and the woman suggesting it just for a change like honey why not shave your beard? But to tell that to a stranger online is just so uncalled for, makes no sense why would i change someone style the minute i met them smh
I don’t think you would be seen as abusive since it’s still very much the norm for men to expect women to shave body parts and present a certain way.
@@abcxyz4653 people are fighting against that norm though which is their point. Also in the scenario where a woman is being expected to shave parts of her body, those women would likely not tell a man what to shave like at all tbh since that'd be frowned upon.
Cody's irish accent always has me in tears, his voice gets so high for no reason lmao
His British accent got hella deep
I keep hearing the TMG intro as well with that accent
I know I was so disappointed that Kelsye didn't acknowledge as it deserved lol
I love that he has an irish accent he regularly features on the channel enough for you to make this comment lmaooo 😂
As an Irish person it's funny to think people actually think we sound like this lol, it's something straight out of a leprechaun movie
Kelsey has such flawless delivery in her jokes I’m kinda obsessed with her
I watch for her Periodtttt
@@KGotSlimes so like once a month?
@@gawthamravivaruman3166 lol facts
literally was about to write that exact same thing. I've noticed its not just her jokes that are funny but that she knows how to say them to hit the punch line in a way that literally cracks me up. this is her divine calling
I swear her and Kody share the same soul!
Kendrick LMAO is honestly one of the best off the cuff jokes I’ve heard in awhile haha 🔥🔥🔥
I had a guy I met on tinder send me a voice memo once, in which he sang „good morning“ to me. Not in like a cute or funny way, but because he was very into his own singing and fishing for compliments. Coming off way too strong .
The red hot chilli peppers intermission performance almost killed me. For real. I laughed so hard I felt an extreme pain in my head.
i got so happy cuz it’s dani california 😁
@@daniserrano1259 thank youuu, I was looking for the name of the song
You ok buddy?
what song were they singing
@@pleasesetmeonfire1166 hope so, thanks for asking.
All I ever want is every Cody Ko video to be twice as long as they are... is that too much to ask for?!
Most likely, stretching it out too much can make the material repetitive and its hard to make that many good jokes
No Molly, it's not too much to ask. 😉
Same these 10-15 minute videos aren’t enough for me😩😩
Did not expect to see you here! Nice!
Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
As a 5’5 woman I never get why some women want guys who are so much taller haha I just don’t want anyone shorter than me . Like literally same size would be fine for me. Too tall people make it impossible frustrating to make selfies.
Same height is awesome, just stand there looking straight to each other eyes, mouths perfectly lined, no neck pain... just right
What i have seen in a short girl I met was that she wanted to be with someone around 6 foot because she herself had inferiority complex. So, she thought by being with someone tall her children might be tall and not short like her. It’s not that I support such thinking but I can maybe sympathise a little.
@@hakamsingh1618 good thing I don’t want any children 😅 but for example my grandparents are just a bit taller than me and two of their children are taller than them and one even shorter than me 😂
Well you aren’t tall for a women that’s pretty average. I am 5’10 as a female and I have never even been with someone taller than me. They have all be shorter or the same height. I really would like to be able to be with someone taller than me and I’ve had so many guys lie about their height to me which is frustrating
@@cc-terfay YES. I'm 6'0 and any guy I've dated has been my height or an inch or two shorter...! Which is fine by me. But it makes me unnecessarily frustrated when shorter girls have weird standards for height lol.
the chemistry these two have is adorable
On tinder you have a 50/50 chance of finding an absolute weirdo or a normal person
Id say that the chance is even smaller than that, to find someone nice.
For the person matching with me, its a 100/100 chance of finding a weirdo
@@TheHuntler LOL same. Tinder isn't for serious people apparently
I think the 50/50 chance is more of matching and then either being ignored or getting unmatched minutes after it happened. lol
No 90 to 10
"Kendrick Lmao" was fuckin good Kelsey
Literally was looking for this comment lol
I howled laughing at that part!
one of the smartest jokes/puns ive heard in a long time. these two are the ultimate power couple and give me hope for humanity.
That was so good i had to pause the video to compose myself
You guys are soooo meant for eachother. Hahaha congrats on engagement!
As a 5'6 king the confidence boost at 11:30
The way Kelsey kept touching Cody's face and giving him small affection is so cute 🥺
KOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤
I know it made me feel so single 😭
that’s all show for the camera lol
@@Jeezy3k You're salty cuz nobody's doing that to yo
@@Jeezy3k Even if it was it's cute regardless. You don't see people saying this type of stuff about movies. "ThAt'S aLl ShOw FoR tHe CaMeRa Lol" stfu son.
Kelsey’s little “oh” when he said this is about other people’s Tinder messages was actually hilarious
Oh😩
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 it was a rickroll
5’1 chick isn’t tryna pump out a basketball player, she’s tryna get pumped BY a basketball player.
Imagine old Terry’s grandkids are Cody Ko fans & find out their gramps is on tinder from this video 🙉
Kelsey embracing her curls is the only thing keeping me alive
That’s quite a volatile thing to peg your life force upon. Meet me at my office at 5pm to discuss alternative forms of sustaining your life force.
Thank You!
Seek therapy. Not just because that is how you feel that, but because you must have the personality of a free frog to comment that.
What a strange thing to say.
@Angelina L 👇💋 Go away.
why wouldn't you embrace curls
LMFAO Kelsey’s imitation of excited Cody killed me LOL
The fact they couldn’t identify terry as a very obvious troll account is so adorable
I choose to believe Terry is real.
Old men are HORNY as hell though I’d believe that he’s real
Term is real, I'm Terry.
"Oh you do? What gives you the right??" by Kelsey is fire.
"kendrick lmao" cody just give her the channel she is better than you
Well, Cody, you’re not gonna believe this. But I know Terry. In real life. He goes to my church. I see that man every Sunday. I feel sick. I will never be able to unsee that shit.
He is a widower. He likes cigars and baseball. He helps my dad (who is a minister) with the local food bank.
I don’t know what to do with this information but I do know that’s 100% the Terry I know…
Omgggg is this fr??😂
@@chaithanya5427 100% I know Terry. I’ve served him coffee at my dad’s house. I see him every week. I am very uncomfortable with his creepy tinder bio.
@@thefadingmelody163 i mean it can still be a fake account like a catfish i've seen that happening with friends of mine
@@daotainvasion I told my dad about it. He said that he’s disturbed but not surprised. Apparently Terry has had problems in the past with dating profiles. You could be right but based on what I know of him, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was real.
well.
Kelsey getting startled at his "that IS ME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" is the cutest lmao
Absolutely love the dynamic and chemistry between you guys, Cody and Kelsey!
Kelsey and Cody singing Red hot chili peppers in simlish is EXACTLY what i was missing
You calling it simlish is exactly what I was missing in life lol
The way Kelsey started stroking Cody's hair to comfort him when the short guy was getting rejected sent me into the stratosphere
I aspire to have a relationship like theirs. It feels so genuine and real and it’s lovely to see
you know I've seen a lot of these "tinder nightmares" videos but you guys are legitimately funny and insanely charismatic, love it
As someone who listens to RHCP, that singing was pretty accurate.
whats that song called again? lmao
@@whostyrone its called dani california
I was almost offended until they started singing it. I laughed
i love how they started with the intro of snow and then sang dani california lol
I love that they said they would drink if they would block and then just drank whenever they’re being funny
Cody trying so hard not to laugh at some absolutely fantastic one liners is the funniest thing I've seen this week
You guys are a beautiful couple! Stay happy and keep doing what youre doing!
Terry is clearly just using the most frictionless method to get what he needs
Ha, cause of that old video!
Was a bit mean to laugh at him. At least he's upfront with what he's after.
Yep
Cody agrees with any opinion presented to him, even if his was an opposing one immediately before.
correction: Cody agrees to any opinion presented to him *by Kelsey*
Seeing it from another perspective ≠ agreeing with the opinion. Appreciating another opinion ≠ agreement.
@@donion2122 He never has any opposing opinion to anyone
he could be saying something and someone else says something completely different he just goes like 'i mean yeah'
@@shizzlemywizzle1 and he literally says "I agree"
as someone who is 5'3", people who are 6'5"+ are genuine towers to me and are scary to stand next to
These videos with Kelsey are always my favorite. You guys were made for each other ❤
Codys eyes bulged when he said, theres nothing wrong with that…because he always looking out for the short kings
Exactly 😂
Kelsey’s “here you go little king” is killing me
their chemistry is so heartwarming and cute
I gotta say.... "Kendrick Lmao" was a BANGER. Mad props to Kelsey. Goddamn. You married the right one Cody.
The way Cody says "lmao" kills me
L'maw
Lemao
French Mao Zedong
...how else do you say it?
i'm just really happy that i'm not the only one that says that.. lmao.....
Having Kelsey on is literally just having an extra Cody. Way to find someone who matches your vibe 😂
That’s cuz they both have the same mom and dad
@@christopherbenoit5585 you:🤥
@@snethies I'm actually crying laughing at the fact that that emoji exists, like why did they make it look like that-
He looks so concerned about his nose, he's like "wait a minute, that wasn't supposed to happen D:"
Alternatively, it looks kind of like he has a really weird puffy eye.
Ok, I'm sorry to have bothered you about all that...
@@cranberryrosebud are you okay bro
@@memebot8319 Yup, I think so.
I tend to laugh at stupid things from time to time.
This is one of my favorite videos of y'all 😭
literally my icons i love you both so much and I will be spending all I have on the new merch drop
The harmony when you harmonized was harmful……. with how much I loved it
omg One Topic cameo??!
Hey OT
They are so fucking cute together and Kelsey is so fucking funny 😆 “I’m Kendrick lmao” I fucking cackled 🤣🤣🤣
Love this series please do more!
3:04 WHAT IS THAT TRANSITIONN- IM CRYINGGG
When Cody gets triggered when Kelsey says “Little king” lmao 🤣
Why are people so mean to short guys? What did they do?
I think the funniest one I ever got was “I’m jealous of your heart…because its pumping inside you right now and I’m not” almost got me lmaoo
i will use this ty
@@fluteisland 😄
ngl it is a good one
the worst one i got was "are you cocaine? because you're fine, white, and i want to do you on the table-"
@@taylorhorne1046 yikes
cody and kelsey are just the perfect comedian duo, every joke just hits the spot 10/10 keep up the good work
You singing with nonsense words gave me life and made me feel less alone 🙌🏼
love it when kelsey kisses cody's cheek, he deserves it
Where
@@fahda7400 bruh what lmao
4:29
The Red Hot Chili Peppers rendition was fantastic
whats that song called they were singing? lmao
@@whostyrone dani california, it’s off stadium arcadium
getting born in the state of Mississippi papa was a copper and her mama was a hippieeeee
The way Kelsey just loves Cody so much is so nice to watch 🥺
I love vids with u and Kelsey, u guys have such a good vibe and ur both so funny together
I love how they can sing Red Hot Chili Peppers without actual words lmao
Well that is how Anthony does it most of the time
The way Kelsey compulsively tucks Cody's long hair behind his ears...true love! 😌
9:28 the way kelsey turned a Red hot chili pepper’s song into a Cranberries cover
Man you two are perfect together. Literally cracked up in the first 2 minutes 😂
Are we just not gonna talk about Terry. He came out the gates swinging. Wonder if he's ever gotten a match...
Terry is fucking for sure
Oh yea old ladies have crazy libido..didn't you hear the stories how syphilis was crazy on the rise in retirement homes. Those old ppl get down 😂😂
@@IvanaSantini Terry did say he loves smooth young 🐱 though
@@katm8128 hey to a 73 year old 55 would seen young lmaoo
Kelsey is literally stunning like wtf.
Holy fuck the "here you go king you dropped this" has me CRYING and SCREAMING. Holy shit. This is why you're a genius man. This is why you've been going hard for years. Goddamn. Respect man. I love you. You're good. You're great. You're awesome. You're....Cody Ko....(& Ko) (& Kelsey)
I’m sorry but Kelsey’s JUMP on Cody’s second “that IS me!” Had me rolling
Kelseys “here you go little king” lmaooo
kelsey consoling cody after he saw the 5’6 guy getting his feelings hurt killed meee, cody felt that dude’s pain through the screen 🤣
u guys are so funny and have the best chemistry, love kelsey so much
Hey, this made me feel better! By the way: I can't stop watching your vids now. It's as if you're squeezing my soul out of the parallel universe I am used to being in. I usually have to try hard to concentrate, but you make it easy!
But in all seriousness, it was a fun video and I really enjoy watching the two of you together, you have good chemistry!
I appreciate you