"Michael you look like you've been eating shit" 😂 This lady is so damn funny!! Always gives me a good laugh. I wish/hope/pray for big things for you, your animals (farm) & family.
Keith needs an emotional support animal. Not Karen though, she wants to speak to the manager about the quality of carrot delivery services around here.
I've shared a couple of Useless Farm videos with my daughter. Her fave is Karen! 😂🤣 You have a new fan. Thank you and your animals for brightening my days! 😊💞
He doesn't need Valium, if he were any more relaxed he'd slip into a coma...Lol! Besides, as long as they have their cannabis, they don't need anything else for anxiety...
When Karen snaps and makes the guttural dinosaur noise it literally hurts up my spine. She terrifies me. Amanda is a saint putting up with Karen wanting her pound of flesh.
I actually find myself backing away from my screen. The only large bird I've ever looked so closely at was our beloved Big Bird from Sesame Street. Karen has left me traumatized.
"Michael you look like you've been eating shit!" The logical thing to do next is to let him do his creepy chewing of the middle finger. Why not? It's only shit. Right? 😆
He was in a few I remember. 1 was an introduction of useless farm & it was only a family pic of them & their 2 kids. Another he was wrkn on a tractor but u couldn't see his face. And then there was 1 where they were bailing hay & he was driving the tractor.
Poor Keith side eyeing u w the 🥕. "I don't want that....ok, I'll try....ohhhhh give me another!!"" And, Karen with her nasty face even taking a carrot....Lord, she didn't even roll It or taste it....jus down the hatch...."oh well u have no more....well ur hand will suffice" Karen is one crazy Emu..lol
I'm starting to think that Karen is part of the overly anxious crew. Her way of dealing with it all is through targeted violence. You're not struggling alone Karen. I am just not the violent type, I'll live vicariously through you.
How do you keep ypur alpacas teeth so strong and white? Are there tablets I hope or do you brush them? Maybe floss the literal... sh!t out for Michael?
Lol stanley emu takes treats gentley but karen like a vicious ole fish wife that been divorced 5 6 times in her 50 s out to for blood ah ...im in ❤🧡❤💜💙💜💛💚💛 the farm yard animals on useless farm have stole my heart pip hooray so pleased i found your amazing you tube channel Amanda your amazing person so funny to ...you just need a goat maybe one cow l o l oi oi give brad my high fives ah karen brad our meanies love them regardless ah v
"Michael you look like you've been eating shit" 😂
This lady is so damn funny!! Always gives me a good laugh.
I wish/hope/pray for big things for you, your animals (farm) & family.
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Keith was with his emotional support horse because he couldn't handle the thought of having a carrot.
Kieth is my favorite. He's zoo sensitive. Hiding from the world. Not really sure of what's going on. Aww!
Same
He really seems like the sweetest boy.
So cute!!! I just love all your animals. Karen always makes me laugh...😂🤣
Karen will kill you🤣
I love how Karen takes the carrot so nice, then comes back for the hand. 🤣
Keith needs an emotional support animal. Not Karen though, she wants to speak to the manager about the quality of carrot delivery services around here.
Poor Stanley's henpecked ! Lol, couldn't Resist! 🤣
I love this farm . For my birthday my hubby is buying me a shirt or a sweat shirt , I can hardly wait
I've shared a couple of Useless Farm videos with my daughter. Her fave is Karen! 😂🤣 You have a new fan. Thank you and your animals for brightening my days! 😊💞
I love them all. We have two dysfunctional rescue cats. Non stop silliness and drama all day long.😂😎🙈
Amanda is such a nice hostess. Awwww Angels 😇
Love how Micheal tried your finger a couple times before he was finally oh ok that's not a carrot. 😂😂☠️☠️
We really need to figure out what is the alpaca 🦙 appropriate dose of Valium for poor Keith.
I think Michael may have been sharing his devil's weed too often and Keith is always in a paranoid state.🤷😉🦙
He doesn't need Valium, if he were any more relaxed he'd slip into a coma...Lol! Besides, as long as they have their cannabis, they don't need anything else for anxiety...
Perfect farm absolutely love it. Soo precious and hysterical ❤
I absolutely love how you show all their personalities and just make them come alive!
Keith turning around after the 1st carrot realizing you had treats got me dyin!!
When Karen's beak snaps shut, I wince every time! It makes my fingers hurt just hearing it lol
When Karen snaps and makes the guttural dinosaur noise it literally hurts up my spine. She terrifies me. Amanda is a saint putting up with Karen wanting her pound of flesh.
I actually find myself backing away from my screen. The only large bird I've ever looked so closely at was our beloved Big Bird from Sesame Street. Karen has left me traumatized.
I love Keith. My spirit animal
Karen's the worst! I just don't understand what Stanley sees in her... 🪶
You are such a sweet blessing for your darlings.
Love all your animals, but why is Keith nervous?? Is he just camera shy??
You didn't bring enough carrots for everyone. Micheal bath time 😅😅😅
Love you lady and your animal s
"Michael you look like you've been eating shit!" The logical thing to do next is to let him do his creepy chewing of the middle finger.
Why not? It's only shit. Right? 😆
Craig is me today. Ugh Monday. Lol
Just curious(and you may have addressed this in the past) but why is your husband not in any of your videos? Is he not real and just imaginary 👻?
He was in a few I remember. 1 was an introduction of useless farm & it was only a family pic of them & their 2 kids. Another he was wrkn on a tractor but u couldn't see his face. And then there was 1 where they were bailing hay & he was driving the tractor.
Dirty Mike and his Two Amigos 🦙🦙🦙
Wow. your awesome. Love to watch and hear you speak.
From a silent watcher. 🤫...
Totally unrelated to this video, but why do all the animals have proper people names ... except for Pencil the duck??
Holy ballz, “you look like you been eating shit, have you?”
Karen's always got to go in for the kill!
Emus love mirriors....maybe with karen its a vanity thing maybe try putting a mirror up lol so she can do her best whos a pretty girl 💐
K, what I want to know is how the hell do you keep them nails 💅?
Michael's hair-doo reminds me of Rand Paul.
This is awesome I like your videos
Karen: (To Amanda) “thanks for the carrot, now piss off and clean my shit”. But it’s love.
Karen is just pissed she didn’t get all the carrots… the ultimate Karen.
Attention, Karen isn't nice but we love her any way ❤️
Why is everyone clean, except Michael? 😂
Karen is actually a velociraptor..js😣
I would be out there helping you, if it weren’t for Karen 🙀
Boy that Karen don't seem to give you a break at all.
Love, love your videos!
Lol! Karen is so intense 😆
Poor Keith side eyeing u w the 🥕. "I don't want that....ok, I'll try....ohhhhh give me another!!"" And, Karen with her nasty face even taking a carrot....Lord, she didn't even roll It or taste it....jus down the hatch...."oh well u have no more....well ur hand will suffice" Karen is one crazy Emu..lol
I'm starting to think that Karen is part of the overly anxious crew. Her way of dealing with it all is through targeted violence. You're not struggling alone Karen. I am just not the violent type, I'll live vicariously through you.
LoVwe it. This farm could do with a nice pig. Lots of character. And they fart!
Ummm...have you seen the video where Doug and the pony are kicking it up? Trust me, there are plenty of farts happening hete
You are brave
Karen do you want a "gulp" poor stanly didn't even get a chance, gotta be quicker than that with Karen around lol
This is a great way to start the day....juuusttt sayin 😃
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Do all the animals know their names? And each other’s names?
Useless farm Just made my day😍😇
Second time i got dumped! My breath? Happy Birthday., you Handsome man.
Wait does she have more alpaca's than 3? Didn't she say 'Frederique' in the beginning? Where is Craig?
How do you keep ypur alpacas teeth so strong and white? Are there tablets I hope or do you brush them? Maybe floss the literal... sh!t out for Michael?
It looks like installing a carrot with the alpacas
My boy dogs love cat poop because the cat food is tastier. I’ve been cooking my dogs food for 20 years so, you would think that would satisfy.🙄
Lol, it's higher in protein, but yeah
Carrots worry Keith😥
I love Karen 💘
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I want a useless farm so bad!
😂 I think she was smelling her finger after it was in Michaels mouth! Checking for 💩! Haha , she cracks me up, but I probably would have done same…
That's what I thought. On the video you can hear her sniff. A mom has to know what her babies are putting in their mouths 😆
Doug doesn't like carrots?.
That is not shit! Michael was wearing the latest matte charcoal lipstick from Lancôme 😂😂
Adorable
Lol stanley emu takes treats gentley but karen like a vicious ole fish wife that been divorced 5 6 times in her 50 s out to for blood ah ...im in ❤🧡❤💜💙💜💛💚💛 the farm yard animals on useless farm have stole my heart pip hooray so pleased i found your amazing you tube channel Amanda your amazing person so funny to ...you just need a goat maybe one cow l o l oi oi give brad my high fives ah karen brad our meanies love them regardless ah v
I may have dated Karen in the late 90's.
Your way of saying you no longer have...um....certain.parts of your anatomy intact?
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Michael really knows how to treat a lady. A good finger sucking, always wins a woman's heart.
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Have you ever looked into CBD for animal anxiety for Karen ?
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Karen should be careful…biting the hand that feeds her…..especially when she tastes just like chicken. Just sayin.
Keith, Karen, have a carrot and maybe some CBD
Karen why you stole Stanley's treat 🤣
No black licorice
Karen!
Did you smell your finger after you pulled it out of Mike’s mouth?? Lol
Karen want…
Karen is just evil