1:31:31 - dude takes out his dab pen, rips the piss out of it, then casually blows the cloud into his trumpet and pretends to play a little squeedily deedily doo.
Also, it's almost unbelievable how many times he grabs the mic preparing to slam another one, but he only goes with it if the timing is right and does not interrupt other people - that's pretty pretty prettty cool.
It will be immortalised here on the Internet. Humans will watch it in hundreds of thousands of years and I like to think that some of them will not be able to distinguish the fact that this was recorded wayyy after medieval times, so they will think the costumes they wore were historically accurate lmao.
4:13 Bert Kreischer & Bobby Lee 6:10 Kill Tony Band + Top Shelf Brass Band 10:22 Sarah Fatemi 21:28 Paulina Combow 29:30 Jonny Roth 38:20 Cassandra Cass 50:26 Mark Ciara Mataro 1:00:44 Peter Kim 1:09:25 Malcolm Hatchett 1:16:50 Jess Wood 1:27:56 Sid Williams 1:37:33 outro
LOVEE seeing Bert and Bobby give advice and helping the comedians! Esp Bert w the girl, helping her create a bit. It helps the ppl watching too. Love it
Yes, exactly. Burnt has so many failing podcasts that there's always room for one more. Would love to see him have a workshop with noobs. He has a genuine enthusiasm and a kind heart and he sometimes offers surprisingly good advice.
I fell asleep with my headphones in, and at some point this video came up, causing me to dream I was hanging out in a luxury hotel with Bobby, Bert, and Tony while the Persian girl performed.
As somebody who lives in Louisiana near Texas ole dude with the brown shirt is KILLING ME 🤣🤣🤣 it’s funny AF how Bert can’t understand him but I hear him clearly it’s freaking hilarious
Bert and that damn Mic stand! lol. Gotta also love how when Bobby hears about how Malcolm lives/sleeps out of his car and it broke down, without even a thought, reaches into his pocket to give him some cash. lol
Bobby Lee beaming with pride is adorable 1:01:00 Also 1:01:50 Bobby telling Brian to let him keep going for a little while and Brian nodding like yeah I was thinking the same. That's neat. ALSO again 1:01:55 the orchestra guy whispering to his fellow trumpeteers that they should do the asian melody thingy then smiling afterwards. This was an awesome episode
I like Bert when he’s just talking but Jesus Christ there’s him laughing and Still trying to talk at the same time is fucking torture. And be never stops lol
Guy ignoring King Jeremiah shouting "WHAT IS YOUR FATHER'S NAME?" is comedy gold.
Shit was whack.
I was gathering packages to deliver and almost dropped them all laughing so hard!😂😂😂😂
1:31:31 - dude takes out his dab pen, rips the piss out of it, then casually blows the cloud into his trumpet and pretends to play a little squeedily deedily doo.
this is so underated...this had me dyingggggggggg good catch lol
@@jr8841 great catch.
thats a classy trumpet player; keeping it low key, not distracting while on stage.
yeah sinbad thought we didnt catch him getting high af
you are one observant fuck.
"Squeedily deedily doo" hhaaaahhaaa im dying over here
No more Mr rice guy 😂😂😂
That shit killed me 🤣🤣
I feel like I'm on an episode of yellow mirror...
Goddamn Jeremiah was murdering for this entire podcast, he had me cracking up every time he spoke
Also, it's almost unbelievable how many times he grabs the mic preparing to slam another one, but he only goes with it if the timing is right and does not interrupt other people - that's pretty pretty prettty cool.
The Persian woman scream had me crying
@@EABuilder basically the polar opposite of Brendan Schaub 😂
@@Derek_Keenan nah that dudes goated bruh
@@aidansyracuse3338 very true, i retract my statement
Jeremiah had my stoned ass cracking up from the beginning. That persian mom scream was one of the funniest moments in KT history
20:01 😂
*exhales
Dude…compared to what?
Kinda shit ngl there are uncountable better moments
@@r.alexander9075 your comment history tells me that youre an angry teenager
@@nickp440 you going through people comment history to respond to people tells me you are an edgy little cnt
Burt’s reaction when Cassandra came on stage is the best 😂
his reaction when she first speaks is even better lmfao and the look Burt gives Jeremiah had me rolling 38:25
Chaser!!!
@@cursedsenseI laughed so hard he went 😳 haha
bert and bobby turning that one liner guy into a bit is the hardest ive laughed in so long... my 2 year old just asked whats wrong with me lmao
It's called a faggot. Lol. The definition of faggot is a bundle of sticks
BRUH when tony asked him does he repeat questions into alexa i laughed so luch lmao
I went to McDonald's, what's hattenin
That band entrance was one of the best things in comedy history
It will be immortalised here on the Internet. Humans will watch it in hundreds of thousands of years and I like to think that some of them will not be able to distinguish the fact that this was recorded wayyy after medieval times, so they will think the costumes they wore were historically accurate lmao.
Bert’s really struggling with this whole “60 seconds of UNINTERRUPTED stage time” thing
he didn't move the mic away from his mouth the entire show, the most self centered human being on Earth
@@gipperbark his fucking annoying laugh he does right in the mic the entire fucking time, annoying as fuck. Ruins every episode he's in. So fake
4:13 Bert Kreischer & Bobby Lee
6:10 Kill Tony Band + Top Shelf Brass Band
10:22 Sarah Fatemi
21:28 Paulina Combow
29:30 Jonny Roth
38:20 Cassandra Cass
50:26 Mark Ciara Mataro
1:00:44 Peter Kim
1:09:25 Malcolm Hatchett
1:16:50 Jess Wood
1:27:56 Sid Williams
1:37:33 outro
U da mvp
Thank you.
The lords work
Jess Williams roasted Bert
When Jess Wood made fun of Bert’s “fell asleep” joke I was wheezing 😂🤣🤣🤣
thats one of the best kill tony moments of all time
Bro big ups for Bobby n bert they actually wanna help
That’s why I like when them or joe rogan are on they give good tips and advice for continuing their comedy career
that jonah hill looking dude definitely got talent especially for his first time.
He was really good, just talked a bit fast and tripped over his words. I liked the pepto bismol joke.
Anything with bobbence Lee must be clicked
I'd rather click his bird tbh. Does he talk about his mini penis much? If there is some classic material, let me know and i'll check it out.,
Redban looks exactly like the dude from storage wars.
YUP
Looks like he belongs in world series of poker
He is
you mean Storage ROors
This is the funniest Jeremiah has ever been, and he’s usually pretty funny
What are you saying he got worse? Because this one’s old
Wow more Bobby and Burt appearances please
Dinco422 first guy i’ve seen that doesn’t like bert. to each his own i guess
Robert Barlow nobody is going to read that, btw
And you’re in the minority in your opinion of Bert
@@simplycy919 Shut up
@@ShrimpDaddys You replied to say that after 5 months?
@@electroflux you replied one week after to say that?
It was nice getting to know Bert Kreischer's Number 1 Fan - Bert Kreischer.
40:53 I love seeing Bert figuring it out
I don't know why but when Bobby Lee said" a bartender walk into a bar...", i laugh so hard ....
“CONFRONT YOUR FATHER TO A DUEL RIGHT NOW !”
Joel with the absolutely most underrated comment ever "I knew he was from Texas cuz his words are chopped and screwed" LMFAO love it
Dude literally used a SPM line in his comedy set "I tried to mix codeine with doctor pepper but it taste like medicine, I'm fighting and wrestling"
What song was that
@@macaronitony9569 Stay on your grind
@@jacobcherlin6110 free spm
Chomo line
props to bobby for hearing "still sleeps in his car and his car broke down" and he immediately goes to his pocket to get some cash
1:12:23 Bobby is such a great guy
VaVe DeRn dat burial icon is all im saying 🔥🔥🔥
I give thumb for burial
Burial is tite. Props Vave
Thought I’d be the only one to respond about burial but was happily surprised
Bobby used to live in his car when he was struggling so he sympathizes with him
LOVEE seeing Bert and Bobby give advice and helping the comedians! Esp Bert w the girl, helping her create a bit. It helps the ppl watching too. Love it
Yes, exactly. Burnt has so many failing podcasts that there's always room for one more. Would love to see him have a workshop with noobs. He has a genuine enthusiasm and a kind heart and he sometimes offers surprisingly good advice.
@@-jq8gt this was 3 years ago, let it go
@@dankrhino you are probably the life of any party huh
@@Omnival1226 tagged the wrong guy
Long Live the Slept Kingdom!! Nosotros Papaya!!
Nosotros Papaya to you too my friend!!
Facts!
Nosotros papaya
NP!
@@bernwardhusistein6693 y w t o o I d l. S T F T
Probably my favorite episode of Kill Tony ever.
Is it still your fav now?
bobby Lee is his own sideshow hahahah so funny
Easily one of the best kill tony episodes ever
I ain’t NEVAH gonna stop discovering KillTony
29:00 Bobby Lee's reactions to the Texas guy is hilarious
When Bert does that high pitch voice well laughing i don’t want to live anymore
It’s actually the worst so annoying
Bobby is my favorite comedian God bless that guy brings laughter to millions
The transition lady spat on his hand 😅
😂
I fell asleep with my headphones in, and at some point this video came up, causing me to dream I was hanging out in a luxury hotel with Bobby, Bert, and Tony while the Persian girl performed.
🧢
If my dad stole OJs paintings and went to prison, that would be my entire act. The OJ part alone is hilarious.
We gotta hear it. Have you ever tried stand up?
@@AnnieAutopsy Yes. I went up four times a week for over a year. I’d kill to be on Kill Tony.
Respect the fuck out of Bobby, praising his boy, laughing at his jokes and making sure he finished his joke
1:00:20 Tony: “Give it up for Peter Kim” - Bobby looking around like: “Oh shit, that’s my tribe!” 😂😂😂
39:40 Bert staring furiously at the cord wrapped around the mic stand
Omg 🤣🤣🤣 he's like in a hyperfixated trance, I can almost see the smoke coming out of his ears. Good catch.
“The machine & the washing machine.” ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED JOKES EVER!!! #joelllllberrrrg
when was that? didn't catch it
Rootless AK at 57:25 !
No more Mr rice guy was just as good 🤣
Mitch Connor completely agree!
I don't get it. Wasn't he referring to Mark as the washing machine?
This one is definitely an al time classic the band guests bucket pulls all perfect chaos
"it's not fucking working bert " all time best lines
Bert really thought that was a girl. He looked ashamed when he found out.
I mean, girl is the appropriate term.
Sean... Oh how the times have changed
@@seanmatthewking is it the right term?
Bobby's listening face is so awesome 😂
Tony steers the ship better than anyone..appreciate u tony...
One of my absolute favourite episodes and the first Kill Tony I ever watched ❤️ ❤️
That stomp that Cassandra Cass was doing had me rolling! I've only seen women do that in movies 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bobby looks so uncomfortable it's hilarious
Trying to make eye contact with every comic on stage. It killed me😂.
Jeremiah never misses a shot
1:05:03
Props to the man holding the bass drum for as long as he did 👏
Let me take some deep dives into episodes. Bobby and Bert? Yes, please!
As somebody who lives in Louisiana near Texas ole dude with the brown shirt is KILLING ME 🤣🤣🤣 it’s funny AF how Bert can’t understand him but I hear him clearly it’s freaking hilarious
100%🤣😂
57:08 when 2 berts meet...
Chopped and Screwed joke got slept on
Cant even enhoy this episode with bert being bert
Bring this band back for a special please. They did great.
"they wanted to put me in FUBU and braid my hair" lolol
Why is this show not a million times more popular?
Let's get this guy on the stage plz ^
reminds me of this one time an audience member
We need bobby and bert back
Bobby is scared of joe not gonna happen if you ever see Bobby on JRE it’ll happen for sure which we know he’s not gonna do
Just Bobby, not Bert.
@@fentyfentyhash9675I was going to make that exact comment, my brother in christ. However, Bert was almost tolerable for most of this episode.
@@tapatton9 your comment has me in my feels. I accept your verdict entirely. Much
Do we tho...? 🤭
Bert and that damn Mic stand! lol. Gotta also love how when Bobby hears about how Malcolm lives/sleeps out of his car and it broke down, without even a thought, reaches into his pocket to give him some cash. lol
bobby is like a proud dad with peter
No more Mr. Rice guy.. 🤣🤣🤣
Damn that was so good🤣
Bert's face when the trans lady started talking. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
slartibartfast85 how dare you misgender it
"Meow, thats all i got" was the funniest part of this entire episode !
first episode of Kill Tony I ever watched and still going strong today
love seeing young comics getting love - especially that Malcolm dude. you can see how much this means to him.
oh man, i'm rewatching this but Jeremiah's entrance!! amazing!
too funny! I love how willing these comics are to take shots at each other 😆
Bobby and Bert actually giving advice is great, I appreciate that s***
I thought bobby and bert would be not good, but they actually were the best in helping the comics
"The Asian one that shoots water up your ass.... Bobbie Lee ladies and gentlemen!" So funny... so so funny!
This show inspires people to be brave. That's what makes it great.
38:21 Tony and Cassandra got the same voice 🤣
I love the new band so much….but I think I miss Jeremiah even more.
40:56 The moment Bert realizes it's a dude lol
"Well I would have made that mistake"
One of my favorite kill Tony’s.
No more Mr. Rice Guy XD
🤣🤣That was so great
Redban straight calling bullshit on those aboortions was great 😂😂
this will forever be my favorite episode
Jeremiah absolutely killed this episode
Every time I hear the Final Fantasy end battle music I cant help but hum the rest.
I knew thats what i heard! lmao
Watching Bert’s face transition while Casandra performs is fucking hilarious 😂😂 @38:08
The mario music for Mark... absolute genius
Classic episode. Bring this duo back
Malcolm Hatchet, LOVE that comic.
%100 he was the best here
How is nobody talking about Jonah Hill’s Twin? He even kinda sounds like him
sounds exactly like jonah
“She’s going the wrong way…” lol 😂
Bert’s fuckin face when he realized Cassandra was a man was fucking hilarious
Jeremiah killed yet again!
Bobby Lee beaming with pride is adorable 1:01:00
Also 1:01:50 Bobby telling Brian to let him keep going for a little while and Brian nodding like yeah I was thinking the same. That's neat.
ALSO again 1:01:55 the orchestra guy whispering to his fellow trumpeteers that they should do the asian melody thingy then smiling afterwards. This was an awesome episode
This is one of the best episodes by far.
they should've kicked the cross dressers ass for spitting in bobby's hand
This is a fascinating exercise in tolerating the diarrhea coming out of everyone's mouth and waiting for Bert and Bobby to talk
Isn't that the magic of Killtony? The unprepared idiots who bomb are my favorite part.
55:50 that guy is so much funnier just being himself
A wild scissor brother appeared!
taking mic's from the band was definitely the move, these old episodes are painful sometimes
I like Bert when he’s just talking but Jesus Christ there’s him laughing and Still trying to talk at the same time is fucking torture. And be never stops lol
Best version of the band ever
This one was funnier than the 5years anniversary
The comedians out the bucket were shit but the band were amazing at the start of the 5 year anniversary
Sometimes its so funny how much chroma Chris doesn’t get to play his guitar hahaha
Bert sounds like beaker from the Muppets when he talks and laughs