The Machine - BERT KREISCHER’s Most Emotional Interview!
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- čas přidán 8. 01. 2024
- 💥Get Ready for BOLD, RAW, AND UNFILTERED TEARS & LAUGHTER!
This week’s guest will knock your socks off… or maybe your shirt! We're stepping into the unedited, unapologetically real world of sensational comedian, BERT KREISCHER.
🚨HEADS UP: Normally, I mute language that may be considered offensive to some. But this week, Bert’s use of these types of words is so ingrained and organic to who he is that I made the choice to post the unedited version to maintain the flow of our conversation.
ADMIT IT…when you found out that BERT KREISCHER was my guest, many of you wondered if we were going to talk without his shirt on. But let me tell you, there's so much more to Bert than his wild on-stage persona.
Whether he’s fully dressed or topless, “THE MACHINE” is one of the hardest-working guys in the entertainment industry. He’s a podcaster, reality television host, and author who runs his own production company, continues to do stand-up to filled arenas, and has a must-watch movie out on Netflix based loosely on his life.
This interview peels back the layers of one of today's most dynamic comedians, revealing insights and life lessons that are as profound as they are unexpected.
But beyond his public image lies a man of DISCIPLINE, HUMILITY, AND DEPTH.
In this episode, you'll get an inside look at Bert's journey with sobriety and his commitment to self-care, which recently led him to an impressive 40-pound weight loss. It's about finding and embracing those moments of joy that truly enrich life.
Dive in as Bert opens up about:
His unique relationships with fellow comedians Joe Rogan and Tom Segura.
The psychological impact of his intense touring schedule.
Confronting his mortality amid his struggles with substance use.
The challenges and pressures of being a present, effective parent.
Battling Imposter Syndrome despite his immense success.
Understanding the root of his success and what drives him.
The importance of fearlessness in both life and comedy.
A candid discussion on death and the legacy we leave behind.
Bert Kreischer has made us laugh countless times, but in this episode, BERT will also make you THINK, which is the mark of what makes a comedian and an observer of the human condition TRULY GREAT.
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Bert crying about the thought of hoping people would miss him, and talk about his crazy stories is classic Bert. Complete self-indulgent individual.
He’s still much much richer in love and wealth then you I’m sure
😂😂 yep
@@thomasdenapoli3337pathetic . Rich in love lol. 🤦🏻♀️
his crazy story* (that didn't even happen)
@@TaRAAASHBAGS def the biggest bs’er ever .
bert literally crying about the idea of other people missing him😂😂😂
So Bert cries about his ego and being missed, and he is scared more of not drinking than he is of dying??? All of this came out of his mouth!!!😂☠
Can you guys stop deleting negative comments? 😂 You're not fooling anyone, people already know the reality behind Bert. 😂
What makes Burt cry? Himself lol. He’s so selfish and full of himself it’s gross.
Judging someone else is pretty gross
@@Whitetail_Harvest it's only gross if the judging is based of off lies, which in this case it's not.
@@Whitetail_Harvestyou’re literally judging the guy that made the comment and all other people with opinions lol literally called him gross… hypocrite
Bert is a podcaster first and comedian last in his occupation now
The EGO on that Mr. Krystal is insane!
Truly
I never disliked somebody more than Bert during this interview
"It would be so much cooler if bert was here" lmfao how old is this dude, five?
How delusional can somebody get?
Hi, I’m Bert!
03:17 "Very profound and deep conversation with Bert Kreischer" ... definitely haven't heard those words together before.
Bert crying about himself is just so sad. No self-awareness at all. So self-indulgent.
Bert is such an unbearable coward of a person.
Oh you know him that well?
@@MTLV100 what're you jealous? I know ur mom pretty good too she also says you're an unbearable coward
@@MTLV100 did you not watch the vid? he cares more about people missing him than he does missing his kids lolol study up
The way I’m going to be on my knees balling the day Burt leaves this earth
@00:56 lmao narcissistic if i ever met one. Im amazed you didnt call him out on how full of himself he really is.
he thinks bert is talented and multi dimensional so he aint the one that is calling anyone out hahaha
Thank you bert I needed to hear that
This is delusional and insufferable.
Thank you for the honesty! The part about the ranking of being a dad is by far the most powerful thing I’ve ever heard from your podcast! Thanks Ed thanks Bert
Less Bert pls
Thank you!
Lots of gold in this interview! I love how Bert talks about having an idea and going for it without fearing failure. I also appreciate how he said the procrastination is part of the process too. Thanks Ed and Bert!🙏🏻
yet you ignored him saying he fears people missing him when he dies more than he cares about missing loved ones when he dies haahhaahha
Bert is a narcissist...
Art❤
Mr. Bert Kreischer, it is my believe that you, after this phase of existence is concluded, you will, Good Sir, live on in the Hearts of everyone that loves you, everyone, including myself, that was crying laughing with you in your comedy routine, everyone that watches this video, listens to this podcast. I'm grateful you regularly face your fear, that you embrace it. It was Dr. Ben Hardy who also introduced me to that elevation of the vibrational energy, to be able to perceive the joy that surrounds us. It is possible to be grateful for anyone or thing, even the Devil, cause, you know, someone had to do it, eh?
This might be THE WORSTTTT interview ever. 😂😂😂 I have never heard a more self involved, narcissistic pontification in my LIFE. Please don’t underestimate the intellect of your audience .
This dude went from crying imagining all of his own friends missing him at his pretend funeral to talking about telling people off for being concerned about him and telling him he's drinking too much. This guy sucks so bad
Thank you both, loved it, you give us courage and inspiration to keep on trying, never quit and to just trust the process ❤❤
oh for christ sake the level of Bert's bottomless pit of narcissism and Ed's kiss assery towards him is hard to watch.
I really liked this one 💯
Loved it. I'm considering of managing my alcohol intake
“I had a hard time breathing whether it was allergies or we made a stew…whatever it was!”
19:04
He is insane
Thanks Ed! Happy New Year! Appreciate the value you always provide to the audience!
Ed this interview/banter I felt was meant to speak to me and my point in life. Thank you for sharing your ideas & thoughts & friends with us.... it motivates us to be better versions of ourselves in healthy, happy ways.... much love xx
Glad this resonated with you!
Emma definitely cries at the thought of people missing her glorious self.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA YOU JUST USED HIM FOR THIS LOL
I WOULD TOO
My biggest wish is that these weren’t edited and just true long format. I still love them, but I love small tangents
Lol😂..best performance ever..bye.
Thank you, Gracias Gracias, my takeaway, don't be afraid of failure. I'm always afraid of trying new projects. I appreciate it the vulnerable I don't know who this guy is, but now I'm his fan . You guys are blessings 💜🙏🐞
It is a true pleasure to live in this time where we have people like Bert to listen to to help pick our heads up when down. I think I got more out of listening to this than I ever could have come to a therapist or anything along those lines. Thank you guys, much appreciated with much love
he’s said he likes a good crying session. whatever turns you on, but the battle of self is between discipline vs indulgence:
“whatever you do, you’re more likely to do it again”
every time you decide to release emotions, you’re helping make it a habit…
Who's here for Burnt Chrysler's psychology Masterclass in Brain Damage Through Alcoholism?
here
Procrastination is building the muscle! This gave me some serious energy… Where is it?🏋🏽♀️💪🏼
So good! I love all the comedians you get on and how they're some of the most authentic, self-aware and articulate guests with such unexpected powerful messages. Thanks, again, Ed!
Wow, wow, wow! Saving this and will be listening on repeat. So many gems 💎 thank you!!
Good God he's embarrassing.
Bert's wants are exactly why I never took my own life. Nobody to miss me.
I've known of Bert way before I ever knew of Ed, and to see them come together is incredible.
Life is beautiful
berts a fuckin grifter get a grip
truly wow, u and bert should bone
lolool study up young one. dude Bert is a supreme narcissist
@@lowlowseesee narcissists aren’t necessarily bad
I love this!! It spoke to my spirit!! Let's get it done!!!
More humble and natural 👍🏼
This was a great episode, but then again, I adore Bert! What an awesome talk!!!
hahaah you adore a narcissist ahahah read the comments lol
Who is drinking champagne on a sunday morning... you got problems if you do 😂. I'd care about my family missing me when i'm gone, not random people. 👎👎 thanks again "the machine" 😂
@EdMylettShow would you consider doing an episode with an extensive breakdown on how to frame? Pre-frame, De-frame, Re-frame, etc? You make it seem so natural, but how can we learn it, notice it, and ultimately make it seem natural.....a teaching episode with examples?
You're a master at framing, it'd be great to hear a full treatment of framing from the master.
Do it scared until you can do it skilled. 👊
I have been sober for almost 3 years , I can relate to that , always a big fan of those real stories !! Continue to maxout !! I quite honestly I’ve never hear about this comedian ! Alcohol is a depressant ! And poison to the body ! God has a plan for all of us !!
Bro this is the craziest shit I have seen in a long time
Crying about something like that is INSANE 🤣😂🤣😂
Dude is a straight up narcissist
Ya and dudes on here simping for him , lol 😂 you can tell which ones have confidence issues if this is their freaking idol.
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My worlds are colliding
THIS...has already vaulted to my TOP-3 ALL-TIME Ed Mylett podcasts (the other 2 are Amy Porterfield and Mel Robbins).
I am a former stand-up comedian.
My wife and I are huge fans of Bert's comedy.
Love his TV shows too.
This is one of the most REAL & RAW conversations I've ever heard.
And it hit me harder than I expected (Imposter Syndrome, Legacy, etc.)
What a great way to launch the New Year.
Thank you gentlemen!
P.S. Ed, I also received the gift of being with my Dad when he passed (October 2018).
All of the gifts he left behind, and the memories, are still with me every day.
I cant believe Bert has an actual fan. Least funny man in comedy.
No wonder you're not doing standup anymore. You must have had inspiration from Bret... if only he'd follow in your shoes.
Shane Gillis is the level of respected comedian Bert thinks he is.
It was INCREDIBLE to see Bert get so emotional about passing away! WOW what an interview
Incredibly self involved. 😂
Amazing episode!!! 🔥💪🏼🙌🏼🎉
I've never thought about what it would be like if Bert were here, but I can imagine it would smell like shit and be extremely annoying.
WORDS MATTER - emotions follow thoughts. If we say "we're not breathing"... the body will follow suit. The following thoughts create the emotions of anxiety.
INSTEAD - acknowledge the pause, determine what Life is saying. Life speaks to us through our body... we just need to listen.
It's different for each of us, but for me, anxiety is Life *shaking* me because I'm not listening. My thoughts are in the wrong direction, such as wanting a job or a particular someone when that's not what Life has planned for me. Surrender and follow the Leader within. It knows more than our mind does.
Bert is pissed at his wife for not telling the kids they are supposed enable his behavior.
Thank you Ed may God bless you for everything you do
I don’t recover from a binge for weeks. For me major depression settles in.
I watched a podcast with Bert on Andrew Shultz podcast and it was pretty much about him doing a bunch of drugs and drinking a lot while mentioning his kids and family life. That combination for me is a no go. I write them off after that. If you have a family and you’re still acting like a teenager see ya later. Create a solid example for your children!!
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I love how you’re speaking like you know him. True fans know that his kids absolutely love him and his wife is his world. He has one girl in college and the other is on her way. His wife has a lot of business ventures because of him. Bert is a dad a lot of people wish they had. Dude full of fun. Get a life dude fix your life get happy and stop being a weirdo judging what you see on the outside
@@Whitetail_Harvest I wasn’t judging from the outside. He literally spoke what was inside of him and I’m only judging off of what he said about his life. I’m not judging based off of looks or the outside. The alcoholic tendencies and drugs are never a good thing for family life. It’s highs and lows.
Yep ! He’s literally the most mediocre , non interesting and intellectually challenged guy in the group. Pathetic that guys simp for him.
Was going to put Bert’s name on your post about future guests. Love when the podcast worlds collide. Bert needs Ed in his life.
It’s actually interesting to me what kind of men think Bert to be like even remotely interesting lol. Or someone to aspire to be like. So bizarre , the level of extreme mediocrity, the raging narcissism (crying while pontificating how strangers will miss you when you die ) , I can’t haha. Not to be super mean but the simping for guys like Bert is WILD. I promise you prob are far more interesting and capable and prob a better person than Bert freaking Kriescher😂.
This is so beautiful. Energetically inspired
Another great episode Ed!!! We all get something different from each episode, and same applies to this one. We can spend hours listening to podcast and get ideas of what we need to do to improve our mindset, eating habits and etc., but it's all pointless until we actually start using that knowledge and putting into practice. Bert talking about anxiety moment and going back to what he learned (saying it's not real and controlling his thoughts) is the key to all of this. Use the knowledge Ed and other share with you and put into practice. USe it. Brilliant stuff Ed
Thank you for watching today’s episode!🙏🏽 I'm glad you are gaining something valuable from these episodes!
36:22 - 38:19 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
And then Fat Sticks classically misses the point
We love Fat Sticks and want him to stop hurting himself
Wow! Just start and it will happen. Faith. One day you just have to say 🤬I AM GOING TO TRY IT. Respect the edge of the pool (procrastination) and then jump in and go all the way deep. You get one charge/chance at this life. ❤
Great guest Ed! You always seem to know what we need when we need it! Blessings to you and to your guests!
Appreciate the love and support!🙏🏽
Bert is a clown
Wow. I'm 1/3rd of the way thru, and I'm already knowing this is an INSTANT CLASSIC
Thank you for taking your time to watch today’s episode!🙏🏽
This is incredible. Thank you gents!
This is one of the best podcasts I've listened to of yours, Ed. I am beyond grateful for the conversation with you and Bert!
This is awesome! I’ve seen peaks of this side of Brett and it’s a big reason why I’m such a big fan of him! Can’t wait to see Brett live in CO in February!
I’m not a fan of his comedy but I can appreciate his artistry. It was interesting to hear about his journey of discovery especially his battle with his self awareness, thoughts, and emotions. Keep trying for the best version of yourself. We love and are rooting for you!
Thanks guys!
Never knew this comedian until today ! Am a fan of ED M ! #maxout
artistry ahahahahahahahaha he shit himself in front of his audience, and wiped then showed the streak ahahahahahahahah. art? you're a wild one for that. i needed that laugh thank you
@@lowlowseesee I’ve never seen him perform so maybe shouldn’t have thrown around the a-word. I’m definitely not a fan of someone getting famous for acting like a man child. I think it gives fans an excuse not to change or grow and validates their current behavior. I was guessing that this was an attempt to show his struggle and growth which I appreciate.
@@lowlowseesee also everyone is not your enemy!
Barf is so fucking weird lmao. Like what the hell is he even talking about 🤣
It's time for some aromatase inhibitors.
You can’t cracked the code of alcoholism , is a deceased and there is no shame to accept that you are an alcoholic ! Everyone in my family is one ! My former boss took his life a few days ago ! He never asked for help ! Most men think they have had crack the code !! Ajajajajaj ! Nope !! Everybody think that are super human ! Nobody is bigger than god ! It’s just a matter of time !! At the end is all about decisions !
I'm a week away from being sober 1 year.
I loved alcohol like Bert. I just couldn't shut it down like he does. Great podcast!
I know he'll never see it but I love ya Bert! You've helped me through alot.
I dont WANT to watch this episode, I HAVE to. To see and hear how ED reacts to this monstrosity of a person, I'd love to know your thoughts on this interview, after the interview.. any regrets?
Cringiest thing I have seen in a long time .
@@surfergirl2943 for every ten comments I see one person being like I LOVE BERT.....im like HOW ahahahahaha. I get it though. Everyone has a different life experience. however I know anyone who like bert does not have the taste in art and books that my peers have lol. I will leave it at that lol.
@@lowlowseesee no I totally agree . I USED to like Bert a lot . What’s amazing is that his ego has grown even larger in the time between leaving my original comment to now LMFAO …at this point you just have to 😂 laugh. The delusion is strong but you know also I wouldn’t want Bert to actually die lol (some people actually do) but the thought of somebody crying about their hypothetical death the way he did is so ridiculous and so funny at the same time. And I bet you are right about the taste in books and probable culture in general lol. I suspect they would likely have a glaring lack of culture and higher education. However that being said I have culture and higher education and I DEF like some jackass shit . So maybe I am wrong haha? !😂 I am an equal opportunist when it comes to art , literature , culture and absolute idiocy. I DO have to draw the line at BERT tho. 🤦🏻♀️
It was enjoyable to listen to....... the statement of 'dam the torpedoes', hit it on the nail!
Absolute masterpiece.
A Purple Heart WWII Recipient hit a very similar perspective for me I once heard at a young age, "when in doubt, pull out, make you're own dam path"
Solid, keep it going💪
Sorry about your stalker Bert!❤
Can we all take a moment to show Ed (and the team) some appreciation? 👏
This might be my favorite podcast episode Bert has ever been attached to. Fantastic
😊He dropped serious gold bombs at the end of this podcast. Ya just gotta clip that & put it out.😊
'Respect the edge of the pool.'
Why this host sucking up to a Narcissist? And he didn’t call him out on crying about people now kissing him
He gets emotional talking about how great he is. Talk about narcissistic
Wow that was surprising! What a great display of self awareness from Burt. And thanks for the vulnerability from you both on imposter syndrome. Every single day of my life I struggle with it. Thanks Ed. 💜💜💜
This episode was Epic! He is real deal👍
Bert is just unwatchable for me. His ego is just too much ever since him and Tom blew up. They’ve both become insufferable. Looking forward to the next one though!!
I know me 2, but this is a great interview still.
Bert and Tom both think they are funnier and more interesting than they actually are. Their careers are sliding away I hope they enjoyed them but they don’t realize any of the above.
You don't need to like him, but you can appreciate what he is saying, and what he has accomplished
Nah I got through 5 minutes. I don't appreciate anything this clown does.
@@rkdrama2443 He's even narcissistic when he cries and gets emotional. Guy is unwatchable.
It's crazy to see Bert being real and vulnerable, he is one of my favorite comics. Awesome to see and hear this side of him. Happy to see bert so healthy and happy
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I cant see past the Narcissism to see the realism or vulnerability.
Love ya Berty boy!
Shut up Bert.
I got 50 on > 5 years.
What a great surprise, Bert is such a regular guy!
he's most definitely not.
Lmao all the BART haters follow him around online to trash him get a life lol 100% he doesn’t gaf
Here to see Bert think people will care when he's dead. Bert. The world will go on without you. Sorry.
If multidimensional means having multiple diseases and disgusting traits, then yeah Bert is "multidimensional" in that regard.
The intro is ~5% of the entire video... I'd say that's like 4% too much! Great episode, though -- terrible idea on the intro!
For everyone trashing Bert. You’re too busy trashing on the words coming out of his mouth that you failed to miss the words that were coming out of his heart. Keep on keeping on Bert what you do is VERY IMPORTANT!!!
Much Love!
Cringe
if you think bert has anything of value to say you need a CT Scan ASAP