I can't believe paradox made this game, hope they will fix it with 10 updates and 5 dlcs in the course of 10 years so people are gonna say it was actually an underrated game.
Neolithic Arlington Lmfao. PS. This is 100% a mobile game. If this was released on android, I'll buy it. But on steam it seems very embarrassing to own lmao. Quite a conundrum.
>Capital/First city is called Arlington >Flag is a Single Star on a field of blue. Dude you aren't playing the United States, you're playing the Confederate States!
I feel like it's hard to figure out if the eras mechanic (or whatever it's called) is fun just based on a demo that only lets you play enough to where anyone's conclusion after playing is "it's just civ but an AI drew it"
the fucked up thing about this is that it might not even get the 20 dlcs and updates required to be a good game. Paradox isn’t making this, they’re just publishing it. this… might be it
As with most games published or developed by PDX, they will be good after at least 10 patches and 2 expansions. Unironically let them cook, but yeah, buy the game later.
I was a bit hyped for this but this was the first game play I watched and so far it doesn't seem like my jam. Perhaps they'll change some stuff but the UI and general style is not to my liking
why does paradox keep making these quasi phone games?? it started with the UI being all "bubbly" for thumbs on a phone in their more recent titles, and now the entire games look like mobile games
tl;dr PDX is undergoing financial troubles for expanding too quickly during the pandemic. But to be fair, they're only publishing this, they're not the developers.
This appears to be a 0 budget, 0 Dev time attempt buy the publisher to snag even a little CIV clone sales. They no CIV clones are oversaturated so even like a couple thousand sales will make a profit. CZcamsrs buying copies to make videos might guarantee a profit.
Nah, CZcams telling me this is Rise of kingdoms is criminal
Omg it auto did that lmfao
@@Dino_Stan😂
All paraslop since CK3 have mobile game tier UI
The graphics look like it
He commented that the game was AI-generated BEFORE he got to the battle animations 😭
Little did I know it would get worse
I can't believe paradox made this game, hope they will fix it with 10 updates and 5 dlcs in the course of 10 years so people are gonna say it was actually an underrated game.
Or the Imperator Rome route where they just abandon it after like 2 years
Just like my favorite pdx game Gettysburg armored warfare, its a gem
You forgot the 20 mods that are required to even run the game
they'll just let modders fix the game its fine
You cannot convince me Paradox is a real company with real people make real decisions
we will never understand
The whole game just feels AI-generated
Man I can't believe they remastered Civilisation 6!
Civ4*
@@Dino_Stan my bad
Fr tho 😂
As someone from Virginia I can confirm Arlington is still in the Neolithic era
true Americans
@@Dino_Stan they do like rocks that’s for sure
They had a whole 10$ to make the 3d models
Pdx budget
don’t worry man, 3 years and 200$ worth of dlc later it’ll be a good game
trust the plan
The combat system look like those mobile game ads lmao
Those automatic wooden fort doors have some serious hydraulics on them
This is literally that civ game for the xbox 360.
civ revolution is what i was thinking too lmao
Civ revolution was a banger don't compare this mobile game to it
@charliewilson8782 the actual civ revolution mobile game was better then this game.
Ohhh brother, this game STINKS
Paradox is making Facebook games now? 🤣
Farmville Universalis next I hope
Come, Sit, share my fire
gods of the afterlife, spare my arse
I just don’t understand why paradox tried breaking into a civilization type market when that market is already fucking satisfied.
It'd be cool to have more civ games, but only humankind added fun features out of the clones
@@Dino_Stan humankind was made by a studio that already had two 4X IPs. So for them it was just remaking Age of Legends as a generic CIV clone.
I come clean and say I like humankind, but i don't like how you win those games. It is just civ endless legend tho lmao@@QUAKERSATTACKS97
This is truly the moment that Dino Stan became a millennial
the transformation
The battle animation is certainly something
Hank hill invents propane in neolithic Arlen
all true
The combat animations are the goofiest goobery I hath laid mine eyes upon. How is this 40+ bucks?
its better to just buy civ 4 or something lmao
Cannot wait for the 'play button' dlc which let's you play the game 🥰
the best part
Paradox has fallen
Millions must buy overpriced dlcs
It looks rough. Still wish Paradox try to make a Total War-esque game.
if they do i hope it has a bigger budget
Where is the map? Where is the paint? Has paradox forsaken us?
How can i paint without a map
Weakest manifest destiny enjoyer
Love me Dino, he the bomb. Idk how you stomach the game, it looks like an outsourced middle asia budget game. 40 USD is insane
I do it for the gamers
Neolithic Arlington Lmfao.
PS. This is 100% a mobile game. If this was released on android, I'll buy it. But on steam it seems very embarrassing to own lmao. Quite a conundrum.
40 dollar mobile game
@@Dino_Stan It's 40 dollars!!!!? hahahahahaha Davy Jones calls for me, I gotta sail the seven seas 🏴☠️☠️🏴☠️
What you said at 0:18 were my exact thoughts upon seeing the poster for the game
bright minds think alight
Getting home from the bar to see that Dinostan has uploaded is just the best
Hope you had fun
paradox has truly outgooned itself this time
Oh, I forgot this game existed
This looking like a Dominions 4-6 clone, just without all the interesting parts of it
This looks like if you mixed civ with the leftover crumbs that fall on your shirt after eating toast
CIv 4 still on top
fr fr
This game is what if Civilisation 5, 6 and Humankind got together and decided to remove anything remotely fun and interesting
In 6 years the DLC will make it better
>Capital/First city is called Arlington
>Flag is a Single Star on a field of blue.
Dude you aren't playing the United States, you're playing the Confederate States!
This is what pdx wanted
Haha! I just love your humour and girthiness😊 stay awesome!
U too 😎
Oh my gosh the battle scenes are so bad, I can’t believe this is a game released in 2024. Paradox, this is just embarrassing.
The 40 dollar price tag is what gets me the most
I feel like it's hard to figure out if the eras mechanic (or whatever it's called) is fun just based on a demo that only lets you play enough to where anyone's conclusion after playing is "it's just civ but an AI drew it"
I hope the full game will be better, just hope they listen to feed back about the demo
How can it be so much slop?
i dont wanna eat slop no more
We making it to Applebee’s with this one.
fr fr
This whole entire thing looks like a mobile game ad.
it has that energy
They saw how much easier it is to port 4X to console and said “yup, that’s it”
this maybe true lmao
my wifes boyfriend loves this video and so do i!!!
wholesome moment
Oh yippee, a new Dino Stan video. I am overjoyed!!!!
yipeeeee
We making it out of Neolithic Arlington with this one!
This. Is. Awesome.
So how do I make Rupert's Land in this game?
We must think about this
I'm over here painting my map I got armies on my border I'm just painting my map rn I'm militaristic as fuck man I'm a conqueror
It has graphics that reminds me of Civ Rev 2 on the iPhone. It just looks like a mobile game.
Calling this dollar store civ would be generous, what a shame for pdx
I can't believe Paradox released this s... ome thing else than I expected
Wow I can’t wait for the full game In 20 updates and 40 dlcs :DD
the cycle begins
@@Dino_Stan oh how my wallet weaps
Neolithic Arlington but Bordeaux is just plain Bordeaux? What is paradox trying to say about the French?
I forgor to rename them after conquest
NOOOO WHY WAS IT A ACTUAL TRAIL VERSION, I was joking 😂
It was apart of the game fest
are you fucking seriously telling me they gave the Americans the Bonnie Blue Flag instead of one with an eagle on it?
we live in a society
3:38 NOT THE GOONCAVE NOOO
The cave changes a man
the fucked up thing about this is that it might not even get the 20 dlcs and updates required to be a good game. Paradox isn’t making this, they’re just publishing it. this… might be it
ive noticed they just kill games they release too early if they dont sell well
i wanna try this cause i love paradox and civ but theres just something about this that is just....
It is an out sourced game, pdx is just publishing it
1:23 Spanish Civil War fr
WOW I love this new rise of kingdoms! I have 18 million power on this game!
the legend 27 emperor of rome
Are you ready to do your duty to the tribe?!
Talk of meat, not honey
Petition for Dino to play Zulu kingdom in VIC3
it could happen king
@@Dino_Stan I promise it's fun mate, I'm staring at my vic3 map right now and the numbers go up and down and shit
This game looks so good! Def not a shitty civ clone with animations from the last century!
As with most games published or developed by PDX, they will be good after at least 10 patches and 2 expansions. Unironically let them cook, but yeah, buy the game later.
This is my stance on most games these days, buy them later for cheaper when they have all their features.
If I had wanted to play Civilization 5, I would have just played Civilization 5
Ancient Civ 6
prehistoric*
Who says Age of Bronze instead of The Bronze Age?
Oooh no way haha!
Paradox has been going downhill since Victoria 3 ngl
it changed them
it was going downhill since imperator
Naw hoi4 was the beginning of the end.
Civ 6 x CK3
Bro this kinda looks like civ 5 idk 😭
I'm going back to 5
I had a very funny joke about your previous video but was too lazy to comment it and now it's too late
It is ok king
ah another Civ clone from paradox, an interesting move ngl
They wasted time on this game.. instead of going back to Imperator rome and fix that
Sure but does it beat Fate of Hellas?
No.
It doesnt look horrendous but what the fuck is this "age of blood " shit but at the same time why would you ever play this when you have civ games
its not the worst game ever, i just think civ4 and stuff are better games atm
@@Dino_Stan yeah exactly the game looks mid and this a paradox game so you'd expect a little more than stuff like humankind
@@flushete2352humankind is woke garbage
Its like they took CIV and made it worse! Amazing.
At least civ 5 will always stay pure
I was a bit hyped for this but this was the first game play I watched and so far it doesn't seem like my jam. Perhaps they'll change some stuff but the UI and general style is not to my liking
I do wish they would redo the ui
How is this age of empires
this literaly is mobile game
Yeah lmao
This game looks like civ without Sean Bean. I don’t like it.
when the world needed him most he vanished
why does paradox keep making these quasi phone games?? it started with the UI being all "bubbly" for thumbs on a phone in their more recent titles, and now the entire games look like mobile games
I just wish we had classic uis back
tl;dr PDX is undergoing financial troubles for expanding too quickly during the pandemic. But to be fair, they're only publishing this, they're not the developers.
Can Paradox make like 2 games?
They are showing iff they really cant make all of these aucky games
it always feels like the budget is being held back now
😂🤣
Why does the US have the Somali flag as its symbol
Maybe its the bonnie blue flag lmao
how is this a real game
It’s got some perks. But we have to see the rest of the game for the real deal.
we absolutely do not.
Game looks so cheap, how could they put this out as a final product when it can't even compare to Civilization Revolution on the Xbox 360
remember its 40 bucks
@@Dino_Stan OOoOF
Sid meadeowers should sue paradox just because that ui is so ugly
I've never seen a strategy game released by a big studio looking that bad artistically. It looks like a mobile game ad.
upload new vid bruh
It's almost done 😎
game looks like shit. I miss you Shinzo Abe
we all miss him
Man this is such a goofy game
This appears to be a 0 budget, 0 Dev time attempt buy the publisher to snag even a little CIV clone sales. They no CIV clones are oversaturated so even like a couple thousand sales will make a profit. CZcamsrs buying copies to make videos might guarantee a profit.
Wow this looks really really bad
Is it just me or does this game look like the pinnacle of mid? Like it aint bad but its also for sure not good
yeah its not bad, but i did not really have fun
This game is actually trash. This is a certified Non-Rupertsland world conquest moment if I ever saw one.
sad!
lollll this game looks so bad. I think Civ Revolution (2015) on the iPad had better graphics and UI. This is literally flash game tier quality
at least civ rev was like 10 dollars
@@Dino_Stanyeah i can't believe they're asking what like $40 for this? excited to see the steam review fallout