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  • Tweet reading 1/7/21
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  • @henrykoch7442
    @henrykoch7442 Před 3 lety +6481

    I would of stopped my subscription in 2020 but then they stopped canceling them

    • @KitKat-hk8op
      @KitKat-hk8op Před 3 lety +195

      Yeah, when I tried to cancel, they charged me anyway.

    • @ladylabelle0407
      @ladylabelle0407 Před 3 lety +43

      The only thing that wasn’t canceled 😔

    • @trans_boi69
      @trans_boi69 Před 3 lety +29

      Same I tried canceling It at the beginning of March and it wouldn’t let me-
      AND I TRIED CANCELING MY 2021 SUBSCRIPTION AND IT WOULDNT WORK

    • @yararin1238
      @yararin1238 Před 3 lety +15

      Same but still...they charged me

    • @trans_boi69
      @trans_boi69 Před 3 lety +5

      @Sianna Darling ikr!?

  • @ArJHill
    @ArJHill Před 3 lety +1005

    "The risk is worth the reward"
    Best. Saying. Ever

    • @randomcat201
      @randomcat201 Před 2 lety +4

      U alive in 2022

    • @lynxarcade2020
      @lynxarcade2020 Před 2 lety +1

      @@randomcat201 wtf does that supposed to mean?

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho Před 2 lety +1

      @@lynxarcade2020
      You new here

    • @lynxarcade2020
      @lynxarcade2020 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lopesinho no actually

    • @randomcat201
      @randomcat201 Před 2 lety

      @@lynxarcade2020 you would understand. If u were able to fit more than 1% of knowledge in how ur brainless head

  • @bismarckbonedaddy6899
    @bismarckbonedaddy6899 Před 3 lety +195

    For those of you wondering, he only shows the recordings of memes that made him laugh

    • @velvetina
      @velvetina Před 3 lety +12

      Really? 🤨🤔

    • @bismarckbonedaddy6899
      @bismarckbonedaddy6899 Před 3 lety +13

      @@velvetina indeef

    • @Just_RedDead
      @Just_RedDead Před 2 lety +6

      No shit sherlock

    • @urfav_ingrid
      @urfav_ingrid Před 2 lety +12

      @@Just_RedDead well obviously not enough people know that because everyone says he fake laughs

    • @shadyshinies3116
      @shadyshinies3116 Před 2 lety +1

      @@urfav_ingrid if he really laughs at all all these then then he's either drunk or got some mental illness.

  • @samgeissel8513
    @samgeissel8513 Před 3 lety +565

    My thoughts:I sometimes wish i could be dracula.
    Me: hi social anxiety here. Whats up

    • @butterbox8969
      @butterbox8969 Před 3 lety +9

      hello, zuko here

    • @melai8688
      @melai8688 Před 2 lety +1

      @RandomThings “nice clouds”
      “Yeah, fluffy”

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 Před rokem +1

      If you think that vampire life is social problems free , you need to start watching " "What We Do In The Shadows" fangy toothed angst and drama EVERYWHERE. Poor Jenna!😭

  • @rveruqvdohv3799
    @rveruqvdohv3799 Před 3 lety +1640

    I think this guy's laughs are actual I mean it seems like he's trying to force it but still these are pretty funny

    • @bismarckbonedaddy6899
      @bismarckbonedaddy6899 Před 3 lety +116

      I think he records a bunch of jokes, but only shows the ones that made him laugh

    • @lllIIIIIlIlIIllll
      @lllIIIIIlIlIIllll Před 3 lety +20

      How r these funny I’m not laughing myself

    • @rveruqvdohv3799
      @rveruqvdohv3799 Před 3 lety +126

      @@lllIIIIIlIlIIllll people just have a different sense of humor

    • @anitunes2058
      @anitunes2058 Před 3 lety +18

      But his laughs are fake

    • @rveruqvdohv3799
      @rveruqvdohv3799 Před 3 lety +43

      @@anitunes2058 so what. some of the stuff is funny

  • @gemstonerose3926
    @gemstonerose3926 Před 3 lety +6

    The food is hot one is relatable when the waiter/waitress says “be careful! The plate is hot!”
    Yet I touch the plate

  • @NighttimeDaydreams
    @NighttimeDaydreams Před 3 lety +97

    Tbh his laugh just brightens my day, I don't even need the jokes

  • @bayleehenderson6623
    @bayleehenderson6623 Před 3 lety +4325

    How bout instead of "Dracula facts"
    Hear me out,hear me out...
    Drac facts

  • @sunnysAb0de
    @sunnysAb0de Před 3 lety +3

    The last one THOUGH IMAO I ALMOST CHOKED OF LAUGHING IMAOOO 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mkayyfr
    @mkayyfr Před 3 lety +3

    No one:
    Not even my sleep paralysis demon:
    Him: DrAcUla facts!

  • @luv3rb0y
    @luv3rb0y Před 3 lety +269

    This guy: I swallowed two rocks and im about to die. HAHAhahahbehhabhughuahuguh faccctttsshaha

  • @GizMoo_
    @GizMoo_ Před 3 lety +1341

    Instead of 'dracula facts' I am more a fan of
    🌌 D r a c t s 🌌
    Edit: inspired by Bayley Hendersons comment 🤌

    • @BoomBoomMushroom
      @BoomBoomMushroom Před 3 lety +25

      Noice

    • @lydialaverty2121
      @lydialaverty2121 Před 3 lety +81

      I'm proud of u for giving credit to the og person

    • @GizMoo_
      @GizMoo_ Před 3 lety +49

      @@lydialaverty2121 thank you thank you🥺❤ at first I didn't give credit but on the second thought it just didn't felt right not to do so😔

    • @lydialaverty2121
      @lydialaverty2121 Před 3 lety +44

      @@GizMoo_ you r so sweet and you sound like s rlly nice person😊

    • @jinxplayz3866
      @jinxplayz3866 Před 3 lety +28

      @@lydialaverty2121 agreed
      Finding people like these and that too on the internet feels next to impossible

  • @isuream2921
    @isuream2921 Před 3 lety +45

    I find it funny that he doesn’t say “FAX” on a gf or bf part

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Před 3 lety +4

    "explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations" no thanks. I don't trust bats anymore. Not after 2020

  • @xxvigacha_artxx1454
    @xxvigacha_artxx1454 Před 3 lety +4

    Me while trying to eat the hot food:
    My mom: eats it normally and checking sauce STRAIGHT out of the pot with her palm-

  • @chensito3314
    @chensito3314 Před 3 lety +3

    Mom: The soup is h-
    Me 2 seconds later: *turns into Natsu**

  • @kawaiikittykat2979
    @kawaiikittykat2979 Před 3 lety +8

    Mom: ‘Be careful, the food is hot!’
    Me: literally all the time 😂 😂 😭

  • @Dudeman1738
    @Dudeman1738 Před 3 lety +3

    "You about to find out just hang tight" lmaoooo😂😂💀

  • @doomakarn
    @doomakarn Před 3 lety +4

    Somebody: says something
    This guy: LMAOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • @bxbieeditor-0-225
    @bxbieeditor-0-225 Před 3 lety +55

    nobody :
    him laughing at the end of everything ; 😭

  • @gachaskye2625
    @gachaskye2625 Před 3 lety +15

    “We don’t participate in global pandemics.”
    “Woah! You’ve just solved coronavirus!”

  • @Luv.schuyler
    @Luv.schuyler Před 3 lety +84

    can relate 😂😂😂

    • @z.nn.a
      @z.nn.a Před 3 lety +4

      Wow your profile picture is cool i like it🖤🖤💚💚

  • @thatoneasassin4926
    @thatoneasassin4926 Před 3 lety +6

    Me: hey mom, can I go to my friends house?
    Mom: no
    Me: whyyyy
    Mom: cause I said so, now shut up and deal with it
    Me: I feel humiliated

  • @sitiamina7575
    @sitiamina7575 Před 3 lety +4

    i love the last one it make me laughing and dying

  • @chanceclark5880
    @chanceclark5880 Před 3 lety +6

    His fake laugh injured me.

  • @Logan85495
    @Logan85495 Před 3 lety +29

    I feel like he's being held at gunpoint and when he laughs he looks to the right to see if the gun is still there

  • @keerthia.p8845
    @keerthia.p8845 Před 2 lety +2

    "Risk is worth the reward" 😂😂💀 the best lines I've ever heard 😂

  • @mystoasis
    @mystoasis Před 3 lety +72

    How are you already in July?
    Am I the only one left in march?

    • @BlooBook.
      @BlooBook. Před 3 lety +7

      No, you’re in March haha I am too

    • @cinqu5957
      @cinqu5957 Před 3 lety +4

      I litterally just started march 😅

    • @caden1425
      @caden1425 Před 3 lety +5

      thats american date, were weird we do month day year

    • @woah7452
      @woah7452 Před 3 lety +3

      I’m in march

    • @duckwithno_c7775
      @duckwithno_c7775 Před 3 lety

      I’m still in fucking January homie

  • @proudstroker
    @proudstroker Před 3 lety +13

    This man either has
    - a terrible sense of humour
    or is being held at gunpoint, cuz he always turns to the left... 👁️👄👁️

  • @nova_4523
    @nova_4523 Před 3 lety +8

    Its amazing how he manages to laugh at everything......
    Its not like its sounds forced lr nothing.

  • @lableurose1747
    @lableurose1747 Před 3 lety +1

    Ok, I’m liking the mix of laughter and commentary. Should be more like that 😂

  • @drama_b0ix968
    @drama_b0ix968 Před 3 lety +2

    The last one the cat was like: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't stop laughing🤣

  • @XramTheFunnyMan
    @XramTheFunnyMan Před 3 lety +4

    Finally a person who has a definition of relatable!
    (Edit) btw I’m in a fish tank

  • @abbymiller3919
    @abbymiller3919 Před 3 lety +13

    “canceling your subscription “ in 2020 is just cancelling tiktokers

  • @Finn14029
    @Finn14029 Před 3 lety +1

    Your laugh would kill an entire room of people, and the word "fax" inspires dread in anyone who listens

  • @syd1.26
    @syd1.26 Před 3 lety +10

    "dracula facts"
    "rap facts all day"
    each time he says "___ facts" i lose countless amounts of brain cells

    • @randomcommenter395
      @randomcommenter395 Před 2 lety +3

      facts

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho Před 2 lety +2

      @@randomcommenter395
      This should be fact
      But this is wack
      Try another time
      This is not worth a dime
      Nice try weirdo
      Nothing personal kiddo

    • @madcatter5293
      @madcatter5293 Před 2 lety

      @@lopesinho lol wut

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho Před 2 lety

      @@madcatter5293
      Did I stutter?

    • @madcatter5293
      @madcatter5293 Před 2 lety

      @@lopesinho nope lol I'm just stupid 😅

  • @douglaspatterson9155
    @douglaspatterson9155 Před 2 lety +3

    Every video this guy does: “huh huh straight facts. Huh huh elite. Huh huh so true.”

  • @m7md.5alid
    @m7md.5alid Před 2 lety +2

    Me in 2022 for the first joke:
    We experienced the year not free trail🙂

  • @breelyric6505
    @breelyric6505 Před 3 lety +2

    I love that when you laugh u move or duck your head, it makes it much easier to get a good screenshot.

  • @amogus9945
    @amogus9945 Před 3 lety +2

    "Wheeze or laugh"
    Him: *"Yes"*

  • @nonyabusiness5735
    @nonyabusiness5735 Před 3 lety +4

    I love the vibe of your videos seeing him burst out laughing makes me 😂✨👌

  • @cobra5094
    @cobra5094 Před 3 lety +5

    Him in his room alone: Damn, didn’t laugh hard enough, gotta retake it.

  • @genericuser_0333
    @genericuser_0333 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm sorry, the dracula one had me ✨ *D Y I N G* ✨

  • @leni8292
    @leni8292 Před 2 lety

    “The risk is worth a reward” good quote!!! 😁

  • @Charbear1125
    @Charbear1125 Před 3 lety +14

    You really laugh too hard at these they ain't even that funny half the time tbh

  • @jcage1022
    @jcage1022 Před 3 lety +16

    He just reads them off and starts laughing. It's gets a bit annoying, especially when most of these memes aren't even halfway decent.

  • @leftiepie
    @leftiepie Před rokem +1

    The last one was so relatable 😂😂

  • @saitama6204
    @saitama6204 Před 2 lety +1

    My boss:your fired
    Me:but you don't own a flamethrower

  • @annathepineapplequeen5837

    All the fake laughing at the end of every sentence got kinda old after, before the video even started

  • @myaroberts9732
    @myaroberts9732 Před 3 lety +6

    I'll be honest in every video theres atleast 1 that I giggle at lightly.....the he laughs and it's not funny anymore

  • @zayanalrashdr3948
    @zayanalrashdr3948 Před 2 lety

    Those dad jokes are really getting me

  • @sonia64536
    @sonia64536 Před rokem

    The Dracula one was on point💯😂

  • @kashimakitsudagreat1946
    @kashimakitsudagreat1946 Před 2 lety +3

    this didnt age well

  • @nia6592
    @nia6592 Před 3 lety +4

    I am that spoiled GF 😂

  • @abm1785
    @abm1785 Před 3 lety +1

    In that cat meme that cat was actually Godzilla initiating his atomic breathe. The last meme.

  • @adamhernandez791
    @adamhernandez791 Před 2 lety

    How can someone love to record themselves laughing as much as bentellect does? Lol he is by himself, knowing that 50% of all his content is just him recording himself laughing and he still does it every video and we all watch 😂 hilarious 😂

  • @Durgieboy
    @Durgieboy Před 2 lety

    The last one broke me lmao. It looks like that cat is trying to channel the energy of satan but at the same time isn’t letting it becomes consumed by its power.

  • @abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz7650

    The last one is the most relatable I've seen in a while

  • @MetalxxDragoness
    @MetalxxDragoness Před 2 lety +1

    The last 1 is 100% me lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KEYe454
    @KEYe454 Před 2 lety

    The way he said Me 5 seconds later so fast made me legit laugh so much XDDD

  • @Nickyfoundyou
    @Nickyfoundyou Před 2 lety

    Why is the last one so relatable LMAO

  • @Its_stupid_cupid
    @Its_stupid_cupid Před 2 lety

    His laugh is super infectious! 😆

  • @krishnasingh1820
    @krishnasingh1820 Před 2 lety

    "the risk is worth the effort" i feel ya

  • @cirwolor8937
    @cirwolor8937 Před 3 lety +1

    Dracula Did Have It Right Tho 😭✋

  • @Vexxy197
    @Vexxy197 Před 2 lety

    As someone with adhd, the quiet or radio thing is so accurate for me, either I never talk, or I will talk SO MUCH and SO QUICK

  • @Sp1derITW
    @Sp1derITW Před 3 lety

    The last one is so relatable!🤣🤣🤣 thats happens to me everyday bro!😆😅😛

  • @Piggirl21
    @Piggirl21 Před 2 lety

    The lady made me laugh the most 🤣

  • @sophiaoshields6161
    @sophiaoshields6161 Před 3 lety +1

    He has totally mastered the fake laugh

    • @sp0okeyz
      @sp0okeyz Před 3 lety

      That’s what I was thinking 😂

    • @sp0okeyz
      @sp0okeyz Před 3 lety

      He was probably like:
      📹✅🤣🤣
      📹⛔️😐😐

  • @Nainogero
    @Nainogero Před 3 lety

    The last one cracked me up so much 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @chelseasanchez7999
    @chelseasanchez7999 Před rokem

    The last one is literally me every time😂😂

  • @nerdymusicianfangirl7024
    @nerdymusicianfangirl7024 Před 2 lety +2

    Alternate version of "Be careful. The food is hot!" -
    Mom: Oh, the food isn't that hot.
    The food: *B r i a n M a y*
    Me: IT'S TOO HOT!😭

  • @Cherry-pe2hg
    @Cherry-pe2hg Před 2 lety

    You're the guy whose laugh is funnier than the actual meme! 😂😂😂

  • @bluflutterbye9900
    @bluflutterbye9900 Před rokem

    Dracula meme winner of the day.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thiccybrainssaltymaru8844

    Dude these are fire. Yr reaction makes it sooooo much funnier hahaha

  • @dannielleembury992
    @dannielleembury992 Před 2 lety

    The Dracula one was so true even my smart brother agreed

  • @ashyy5
    @ashyy5 Před 2 lety

    “my cousin asked me why the hell i was single”
    well does a whole ass list work for ya? 😂

  • @mireyaarora5873
    @mireyaarora5873 Před rokem

    the way he looks around as if he's laughing with a group of friends but there's probably no one else there

  • @damienblack3683
    @damienblack3683 Před 2 lety

    That cat straight up became Godzilla

  • @sh4k331
    @sh4k331 Před 3 lety

    He's got the depressed person laugh I'm here for it

  • @aizen4851
    @aizen4851 Před 2 lety

    Cat one is one of the best meme I've ever seen 😂

  • @not.manglallan
    @not.manglallan Před 2 lety +1

    I hate when parents say, “watch out, it’s hot”. as if I didn’t know from the steam coming off from it. like if I wanna be a fire breathing dragon, then let me be a fire breathing dragon when the food is hot.

  • @finalminer1425
    @finalminer1425 Před 3 lety

    Bro your laugh is contagious

  • @mar_katje
    @mar_katje Před 3 lety +1

    "the risk is worth the reward"

  • @cipherthewaterelon1971

    This dude never gets old

  • @adriannatroup2628
    @adriannatroup2628 Před 3 lety +1

    Bro your videos are so freaking funny and even when I have a bad day I know what I'm watching.

  • @haajarhassam1918
    @haajarhassam1918 Před 2 lety

    I feel like he the only person who acctually "lols" when he texts it

  • @sexyafrika
    @sexyafrika Před 2 lety

    I enjoy everytime you say Eliteee.. I watched it 3 times thinking I missed it 😂😂

  • @saucyrainbow9634
    @saucyrainbow9634 Před 2 lety

    That last one got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @MelaninCosplay
    @MelaninCosplay Před 3 lety +1

    Can someone tell me how he picks these? His laughter is freaking hilarious and it always sounds like he reading posts for the first time.

  • @roseboy9638
    @roseboy9638 Před 2 lety

    the 3rd one got me, and that is my situation rn 😂😔

  • @keileyonahammons9705
    @keileyonahammons9705 Před 3 lety

    Bruh am I literally the only one who likes his laugh besides people on tiktok?! 😭

  • @Lynn_2006
    @Lynn_2006 Před 2 lety

    The last one makes me feel like an ender dragon who can spit fire lol.

  • @totallynotal8820
    @totallynotal8820 Před 2 lety

    The last one is so so sooooo relatable

  • @Emii_lol
    @Emii_lol Před 2 lety

    Is it just me who thinks he looks like he’s been kidnapped and been forced to laugh - its the way he’s looking round the room 💀✨

  • @simplymalieboo236
    @simplymalieboo236 Před 3 lety

    That first one and last one had me dying

  • @saravg235
    @saravg235 Před 3 lety

    I really relate to the Dracula one. All I'm missing is the castle 🏰

  • @angelicac.8377
    @angelicac.8377 Před 3 lety

    His voice and reactions makes this so much funnier.

  • @divine1174
    @divine1174 Před 3 lety +1

    So funny!!!! Never stop making these!!

  • @gmrgrl.khushi8884
    @gmrgrl.khushi8884 Před 3 lety +1

    the last one 😂😂

  • @strangeaelurus
    @strangeaelurus Před 3 lety

    That last one is so relatable tho