I Convinced Philza His Wife Isn’t Real...

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  • čas přidán 24. 11. 2020
  • Today TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot speak to the Real Life Wife of Philza Minecraft on Dream's Mineraft Server. This was insane.
    STREAMING DAILY, LIVE ON DREAM'S SMP - / tommyinnit
    Edited by Tommy + Huge Man Editor Yahi ( @Yahiamice )
    @ph1lza @WilburPlays
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    Today I played Vanilla Minecraft 1.15 / 1.16 but it was me convincng Philza (friend of Dream I think) and Wilbur Soot (from the hit video I met Wilbur Soot in real life... ) that his Wife is not real!. I Spoke To Philza's Wife (similarly to the time I Spoke To Dream's Sister and) it was so much fun and we had lots of laughs, I love being me POG CHAMP!!! Awesome
    Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is me convincing Philza his WIFE isn't REAL! LOL!!!! POGCHAMP!!!!
  • Hry

Komentáře • 21K

  • @syewh
    @syewh Před 3 lety +5886

    "Sorry wife, gotta go fight crime"
    And that's going to the quote book

    • @bibox_3365
      @bibox_3365 Před 3 lety +22

      I Laughed for like 20 Minutes XDD

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety +7

      Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

    • @f00tfunguss
      @f00tfunguss Před 3 lety +15

      @@umbra2633 sure he did

    • @Bob-od3vd
      @Bob-od3vd Před 3 lety +1

      Can someone sub to me

    • @Moon404yt
      @Moon404yt Před 3 lety +2

      where's my superhero suit?

  • @Sarcastic-brainwash
    @Sarcastic-brainwash Před 3 lety +3341

    basically,
    phil: “tommy is at the age where he thinks about one thing”
    kristen: “women?”
    phil: *panik*

  • @kellyg2635
    @kellyg2635 Před 2 lety +5648

    almost a year later, and Wilbur and Tommy are still gaslighting Phil into thinking that his wife isn't real.

  • @dinosaursarecoolinnit5642
    @dinosaursarecoolinnit5642 Před 2 lety +892

    the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před 10 měsíci +4

      the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

    • @amityplay
      @amityplay Před 7 měsíci +3

      love that progression sm lol

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

  • @The_Court_Poet
    @The_Court_Poet Před 3 lety +2044

    “What’s stopping me?”
    “Your personality. You’re very insufferable.”
    That is the hardest burn I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

  • @MaxineInYourWifi
    @MaxineInYourWifi Před 3 lety +1629

    “I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age

  • @Poepy
    @Poepy Před 2 lety +163

    I love how Tommy’s logic is:
    “Philza is married
    I am NOT married
    So this was VERY funny”

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      I love how Tommy’s logic is: “Philza is married I am NOT married So this was VERY funny”

  • @mzc_crazy3769
    @mzc_crazy3769 Před 2 lety +107

    I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

  • @justinortiz9342
    @justinortiz9342 Před 3 lety +8378

    "NOO DONT DIVORCE ME"
    "phil was that your mother"
    *what kind of sweet home alabama shit is this*

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Před 3 lety +3780

    “Babe come over”
    “Can’t, my city needs me”

  • @insanitygaming1526
    @insanitygaming1526 Před rokem +39

    Phil:"That was my wife."
    Wilbur:"I don't think you have one of those anymore."

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      Phil: "That was my wife." Wilbur : " I don't think you have one of those anymore."

  • @emmawalters1958
    @emmawalters1958 Před 2 lety +49

    philza : *dying of laughter*
    Tommy : Wilbur lets start a Wife-Disaperral Service
    Wilbur : We should also remove Gravity
    *more dying of laughter*

  • @Tomi-313
    @Tomi-313 Před 3 lety +9564

    "I'm half a stack years old."
    The most minecrafty thing ive ever heard anyone say

  • @lanes4985
    @lanes4985 Před 3 lety +2252

    7:46 phil and kristin have never sounded MORE like tommy’s parents than in that moment
    “he wants to speak to you.”
    “did you take anything away from what kristin said?”

    • @ruby-no6tz
      @ruby-no6tz Před 3 lety +90

      It makes me think they would be good parents

    • @justjose8002
      @justjose8002 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ruby-no6tz lol

  • @dreamjoy3041
    @dreamjoy3041 Před 2 lety +41

    10:22
    Tommy: I want to rid the world of wives
    Wilbur: We feel like you would be quite a good start for this Phil how did you get a wife and how could we remove her?
    Tommy: How could we remove her without- without there being any traces?
    Phil: Jesus-
    Kristin: N O
    Phil: **laughs**
    Kristin: DON'T DIVORCE ME *P L E A S E*
    Tommy and Phil: **laughs**
    Tommy and Wilbur: Phil, who is that? Who is that? Who is that, Phil?
    Phil: She just burst through the door **laughs**
    Tommy and Wilbur: **laughs harder**

  • @cocoa1019
    @cocoa1019 Před 2 lety +74

    why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video

  • @frogfishie4655
    @frogfishie4655 Před 3 lety +4013

    Plot twist: Kristin is actually the Samsung Smart Fridge

  • @wagwanpussio
    @wagwanpussio Před 3 lety +4506

    Pardon me wife, I’m going to..
    *A P P R E H E N D T H E P O R K T H I E F*

  • @omniummysterio
    @omniummysterio Před 2 lety +27

    This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious.

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious

  • @prismatic_gdm
    @prismatic_gdm Před 3 měsíci +12

    Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life... Tubbo.

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life… Tubbo.

    • @prismatic_gdm
      @prismatic_gdm Před měsícem

      @@Theunicorn2012 Thanks?

  • @Tackermane
    @Tackermane Před 3 lety +2529

    “Half a stack years old” is the most Minecraft thing I’ve ever heard

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety +3

      Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

    • @clyded8404
      @clyded8404 Před 3 lety +38

      @@umbra2633 sorry but shut up

    • @RRRAHHHHH
      @RRRAHHHHH Před 3 lety +14

      @@umbra2633 shut

    • @graze2991
      @graze2991 Před 3 lety +2

      @@clyded8404 thats not nice

    • @clyded8404
      @clyded8404 Před 3 lety +10

      @@graze2991 ik that's y I said sorry

  • @charleyeyey3124
    @charleyeyey3124 Před 3 lety +3553

    wilbur's tired voice and kristin's "no don't divorce me please" are both so fucking iconic it's scary

    • @ittybittykibibyte
      @ittybittykibibyte Před 3 lety +70

      He sounds like Ghostbur but more dead lmao

    • @KaizoGMR
      @KaizoGMR Před 3 lety +7

      The voice of wilbur is no dead, its just like he is trying to not laugh

    • @orlando9966
      @orlando9966 Před 3 lety +7

      The "noooo, dont divorce me please" made me think she wants him for money lol

    • @gaeancastillo9020
      @gaeancastillo9020 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ittybittykibibyte well he's definitely more dead now lmao

    • @ittybittykibibyte
      @ittybittykibibyte Před 3 lety +1

      @@gaeancastillo9020 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @PokefanSans
    @PokefanSans Před 9 měsíci +6

    "I love gaslighting"
    - Harrybook

  • @NotASnaccImAMel
    @NotASnaccImAMel Před rokem +57

    I like the part where they actually managed to convince Phil his wife isn't real... *Oh wait.*

  • @robsmoonah
    @robsmoonah Před 3 lety +2609

    “im half a stack years old”
    sounds like somehing a dad would say to be cOoL

    • @emmytheidiot5802
      @emmytheidiot5802 Před 3 lety +25

      That sounds like what my dad would say but we all know he is another 4 years older

    • @PlayStore-lj8lf
      @PlayStore-lj8lf Před 3 lety +2

      Yes

    • @Not_Xo
      @Not_Xo Před 3 lety

      Haha @play store your just say “yes” lmao

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      “im half a stack years old” sounds like something a dad would say to be COoL

  • @orangesarequitenice9111
    @orangesarequitenice9111 Před 3 lety +2144

    Guy: **casually stealing something**
    Phil:
    *MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING*

    • @lemony.118
      @lemony.118 Před 3 lety +36

      something = pork

    • @MrBroke
      @MrBroke Před 3 lety +10

      FLASHBACKS TO FLEX TAPE

    • @dfnotjulia
      @dfnotjulia Před 3 lety +10

      or as wilbur would say: “OHH MY ASSHOLE SENSES ARE TINGLING”

    • @pokeblinder1985
      @pokeblinder1985 Před 3 lety +1

      I made tommys animatic..
      Check out if interested 🙂

    • @mythicalpeanut8754
      @mythicalpeanut8754 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pokeblinder1985 stop spamming

  • @mortIsHere
    @mortIsHere Před 2 lety +14

    "Sorry wife, I have to go fight crime!"
    Best quote on this channel

  • @yamifuji5319
    @yamifuji5319 Před 6 měsíci +14

    Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

  • @m7disonnn
    @m7disonnn Před 3 lety +1968

    The fact that kirsten was trying to actually help- LMAO

  • @Thomas-ie7mu
    @Thomas-ie7mu Před 3 lety +3167

    "Sorry wife,i have to go and fight crime"
    -Iron Man in the Avengers Movie

  • @07.a
    @07.a Před rokem +17

    12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

    • @Abyss_xL
      @Abyss_xL Před rokem +1

      So what if you're a girl that plays videogames

    • @K1R8Y
      @K1R8Y Před rokem

      @@Abyss_xL get a prescription to become a man

    • @Abyss_xL
      @Abyss_xL Před rokem

      @@K1R8Y understandable

    • @K1R8Y
      @K1R8Y Před rokem +1

      @@Abyss_xL also off topic but i just realized you have a pfp from my favorite music artists mv i think that is rlly cool

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

  • @stereotypestripee
    @stereotypestripee Před 4 měsíci +4

    3 years later Tommyinnit has a girlfriend named Molly

  • @EE-vp3gx
    @EE-vp3gx Před 3 lety +3006

    "Im leagally old enough to get a wife so whats stopping me!?"
    "your personality"

  • @maxandcheeese
    @maxandcheeese Před 3 lety +720

    “i think if i had a wife, i’d say to her “you’re not real, go away” and if she did not go away, that’s when i get the lawn mower.”
    that’s my senior quote, thanks wilbur

  • @TheBlitzedMoose
    @TheBlitzedMoose Před 2 lety +19

    NGL I usually find Tommy annoying but he's slowly growing on me as I watch random videos of him with Phil, Wilbur, and Techno. Tommy buddy, I can see you growing up to be a cool dude. Don't let people stomp you to the ground, you're young and full of energy! Make the most out of your life and be happy.

  • @BobtheFixer-tb9jj
    @BobtheFixer-tb9jj Před rokem +9

    i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Před měsícem

      i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

  • @perialis2970
    @perialis2970 Před 3 lety +3210

    How old are you?
    “Half a stack old”
    Ah yes he is speaking minecraft

    • @rivaldo4929
      @rivaldo4929 Před 3 lety +8

      He playin mine craft....
      I like ya cut g **slaps harder than ur dad belt**

    • @itsmebellum3613
      @itsmebellum3613 Před 3 lety +8

      He is truly Philza Minecraft

    • @kielbarral7713
      @kielbarral7713 Před 3 lety

      @Tianrui Qi how to make bold text like that?

    • @drip4304
      @drip4304 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kielbarral7713 put * [And put the sentence in between] *

    • @kielbarral7713
      @kielbarral7713 Před 3 lety

      *Ty*

  • @rubyjackson6861
    @rubyjackson6861 Před 3 lety +17137

    I love how easily Wilbur just turned Tommy’s arguments from “I need a wife now” to “lets gaslight Phil into not having a wife”

    • @mr_rfrm7169
      @mr_rfrm7169 Před 3 lety +409

      I mean, wife's don't exist now. All of them have been cut down.

    • @theawkwardguy5397
      @theawkwardguy5397 Před 3 lety +250

      @@mr_rfrm7169 wtf is a woman? If they exist why hasn’t one talked to me
      *:(*

    • @AroMangle
      @AroMangle Před 3 lety +90

      @@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman

    • @theawkwardguy5397
      @theawkwardguy5397 Před 3 lety +77

      @@AroMangle you aren’t woeman

    • @AroMangle
      @AroMangle Před 3 lety +73

      @@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman.

  • @ima-pug8030
    @ima-pug8030 Před 2 lety +8

    I love how sleepy Wilbur sounds

  • @BrowhothefuckamI
    @BrowhothefuckamI Před 3 měsíci +3

    Tommy: "Oh Phil, no priest is going to approve me! I'm never going to get married!"
    2-3 years later: Scott Smajor: "not unless I become an ordained minister-" *I Married Tubbo, on this very CZcams channel gets posted, like, a year later, I'm Just Tom, gets posted on this very channel*

  • @KCBIG
    @KCBIG Před 3 lety +1330

    “I’m in the mood for a wife” it sounds like he’s ordering food.

    • @tomergngn
      @tomergngn Před 3 lety +41

      isn't he?

    • @KarateLauren
      @KarateLauren Před 3 lety +32

      @@tomergngn I mean i like dark humor but jesus christ

    • @tomergngn
      @tomergngn Před 3 lety +25

      @@KarateLauren you know you nailed a joke when you caused someone clinical depression because of it :D

    • @ninthcrusader2636
      @ninthcrusader2636 Před 3 lety +5

      Depending on your perspective, he is

    • @tomergngn
      @tomergngn Před 3 lety +3

      @Blinded II OK that was just cringe

  • @saltyduckie
    @saltyduckie Před 3 lety +691

    alternative title: 16-year-old thinks about buying a wife while grown men talk him out of it

    • @Kai-hi2ii
      @Kai-hi2ii Před 3 lety +11

      no no grown man ghostbur is pretty much encouraging him until they start talking about eradicating all wives then he encourages that 😆

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety

      Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

    • @melltoids
      @melltoids Před 3 lety

      @@umbra2633 Stop

  • @boliber4874
    @boliber4874 Před 2 lety +10

    Code: "Do we know anybody that we can hook up with Tommy?"
    Translation: "Who, out of everyone that we know, do we hate the most?

  • @dragonslairproductions5138
    @dragonslairproductions5138 Před 3 měsíci +3

    3:25
    That aged well, I guess?

  • @oofbert2659
    @oofbert2659 Před 3 lety +4452

    “How do I farm wives.” - Every Minecraft Teenager Ever

    • @spesq
      @spesq Před 3 lety +13

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into CZcams recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

    • @Az-mj3cd
      @Az-mj3cd Před 3 lety +21

      Bot

    • @tophatman1192
      @tophatman1192 Před 3 lety +1

      It's more like girlfriends

    • @ailinhdotcom
      @ailinhdotcom Před 3 lety +9

      @@spesq im sorry but self promotion in CZcams is often despised on 😭

    • @spesq
      @spesq Před 3 lety

      @@Az-mj3cd no

  • @2k6turtle_12
    @2k6turtle_12 Před 3 lety +1786

    I love how Tommy trying to get married, and then deciding to attempt a brainwashed divorce is #2 on trending.

    • @OrangePee1s
      @OrangePee1s Před 3 lety +6

      This is sad ahaha

    • @HaifaaAmni
      @HaifaaAmni Před 3 lety +1

      LMAO

    • @rjayy1
      @rjayy1 Před 3 lety

      THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 czcams.com/video/8J3eRtzjz2E/video.html

    • @rjayy1
      @rjayy1 Před 3 lety

      THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 czcams.com/video/8J3eRtzjz2E/video.html

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas Před 3 lety +6

      @@rjayy1 no

  • @UltraAryan10
    @UltraAryan10 Před 3 měsíci +4

    5:45 So this is how Tommy learned how to get a husband

    • @K4orV_bL1nD
      @K4orV_bL1nD Před 3 měsíci

      Real it is how he got a lovely husband

  • @drsolidlive
    @drsolidlive Před 8 měsíci +3

    4:53 NOT THE DANTDM CLIP MAN

  • @rageninja6036
    @rageninja6036 Před 3 lety +1444

    “how does it feel to be old?”
    “What’s it like being a child?”
    *Vietnam flashbacks to drista*

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety

      Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

    • @pingu8896
      @pingu8896 Před 3 lety +12

      @@umbra2633 no content = no sub

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety

      @@pingu8896 I have some good content

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety

      @@pingu8896 and I been trying my hardest

    • @coollegend6119
      @coollegend6119 Před 3 lety +10

      @@umbra2633 Bruh "good content", You have the username similar to a famous CZcamsr, staged videos as well that're overrated, one stolen clip from a stream....

  • @OZBALLZ_
    @OZBALLZ_ Před 3 lety +4622

    “You are divorced!”
    “But I have a ring on my finger.”
    *“Eat it.”*

    • @manuelmathew848
      @manuelmathew848 Před 2 lety +12

      timestamp?

    • @gameguin6113
      @gameguin6113 Před 2 lety +18

      I see the helper in security breach has returned with a vegan excuse, and instead of telling you to eat pizza, he’s now telling you eat it, whatever it is you must eat it.

    • @yo_itsnicole7333
      @yo_itsnicole7333 Před 2 lety +15

      @@manuelmathew848 11:36 :)

    • @skelegone-qx3os
      @skelegone-qx3os Před 2 lety +12

      *I MUST CONSUME THE RING* *NOM*

    • @ilikecookiesuvu8444
      @ilikecookiesuvu8444 Před 2 lety +3

      Divorce papers? NO. Eating cake rings? Yes

  • @uBytee
    @uBytee Před 2 lety +7

    8:43 wilbur joins

  • @Im_just_a_banana
    @Im_just_a_banana Před 9 měsíci +3

    2 years later and he has a girlfriend (and jackmanifold)

  • @nerd5487
    @nerd5487 Před 3 lety +2891

    You know Phil isnt a true millenial when he says "I'm half a stack years old."

  • @radio-dm5ut
    @radio-dm5ut Před 3 lety +2585

    “I’m half a stack years old.”
    how much minecraft has he been playing lmao

    • @doghaver4343
      @doghaver4343 Před 3 lety +43

      Hmmm if id have to guess counting his hardcore series id say about 7-8 years

    • @YourMom-wn2iy
      @YourMom-wn2iy Před 3 lety +5

      So you watched Banana Fish? Cool

    • @thefoxygirl3630
      @thefoxygirl3630 Před 3 lety +30

      His name is literally Philza Minecraft what do you meann

    • @basseltarek3095
      @basseltarek3095 Před 3 lety +10

      @@doghaver4343 he is playing since the beta released in 2010

    • @tasbirmiah5247
      @tasbirmiah5247 Před 3 lety +1

      @@YourMom-wn2iy gay

  • @user-hi6uq9np1l
    @user-hi6uq9np1l Před měsícem +2

    Tommy: Wants a wife immediately
    Tommy 2 Seconds Later: “I want to rid the world of wives.”

  • @emuemma52
    @emuemma52 Před 6 měsíci +3

    rewatching this while Tommy is literally legally married to Tubbo, It's a good watch.

  • @faesmith3389
    @faesmith3389 Před 3 lety +2682

    “We should start a wife disappearal service!”
    Tommy, that’s called being a hitman! Tommy this is Minecraft not Hitman!

    • @riante.illust
      @riante.illust Před 3 lety +41

      @Leave M E Alone ikr, what kind of word is that?! It sounds so non-existent, just like wives!

    • @daisy3869
      @daisy3869 Před 3 lety +4

      Well, it wasn't very long ago that a man could put his wife in an asylum by simply saying she is crazy (no actual evidence needed). That was pretty much this service o.o

    • @bogdamms
      @bogdamms Před 3 lety +1

      Timestamp

    • @walnut6684
      @walnut6684 Před 3 lety +1

      Too bad he's a bad mercenary

    • @thomasduon
      @thomasduon Před 3 lety

      maybe they could hire tubbo

  • @emi-zk3bn
    @emi-zk3bn Před 3 lety +1865

    “Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day”
    Tommy: funniest shit I’ve ever heard

    • @emi-zk3bn
      @emi-zk3bn Před 3 lety +9

      1:24

    • @spesq
      @spesq Před 3 lety +7

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into CZcams recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

    • @pennabuter-4532
      @pennabuter-4532 Před 3 lety +12

      @@spesq cringeeeee

    • @spesq
      @spesq Před 3 lety +1

      @@pennabuter-4532 lol

    • @hello-id3qd
      @hello-id3qd Před 3 lety +1

      @@pennabuter-4532 accept happieness

  • @NatureLover89144
    @NatureLover89144 Před 8 měsíci +1

    32 + 2 more years =
    Philza is 34 years old in 2023
    *Basic math*

  • @IlliterateMan69
    @IlliterateMan69 Před 3 měsíci +4

    “And I’m not married”

  • @cloudii_nightsyt
    @cloudii_nightsyt Před 2 lety +2525

    “What’s it like being old?”
    “What’s it like being a child?”
    *”I forgot.”*

  • @PsBitsYt
    @PsBitsYt Před 3 lety +1063

    TommyInnit is now 17 and still definitely not married

  • @sabahtahiyat7302
    @sabahtahiyat7302 Před 8 měsíci +2

    At least he has Molly now 😂

  • @gachastar1244
    @gachastar1244 Před rokem +2

    "I am half a stack old." -Philza 2022

  • @tinyperson3203
    @tinyperson3203 Před 3 lety +1782

    “You can’t just marry a stranger!”
    *Arranged Marriage is typing...*

    • @edvardo-roblox2980
      @edvardo-roblox2980 Před 3 lety +6

      philza
      czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

    • @victoryvishmasterblader5020
      @victoryvishmasterblader5020 Před 3 lety +30

      my parents have an arranged marriage, they fight a lot but divorces are looked down upon. (My parents are from India)

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 Před 3 lety +22

      @@victoryvishmasterblader5020 thats.. that's just sad...

    • @dr.zamanritu9033
      @dr.zamanritu9033 Před 3 lety +11

      @@victoryvishmasterblader5020 yes divorces here are rare. And mostly everyone is arranged married.

    • @koneho8389
      @koneho8389 Před 3 lety +12

      @@edvardo-roblox2980 jokes on you, I remembered the link

  • @emsypoo4449
    @emsypoo4449 Před 3 lety +4521

    Jokes aside, the fact that Phil was like “no my wife is Kristen” and refused to admit she didn’t exist is so sweet

    • @GunkedUpGoober
      @GunkedUpGoober Před 3 lety +164

      Wife what wife

    • @TopHatPlushDjdjendndke
      @TopHatPlushDjdjendndke Před 3 lety +390

      "No dont divorce me!"
      - random female stranger Phil kidnapped

    • @khaozxx
      @khaozxx Před 3 lety +18

      Ew..wives

    • @lealie116
      @lealie116 Před 3 lety +173

      I love that you worded it as "refused to admit" as if she actually doesn't exist

    • @karadelachukara1960
      @karadelachukara1960 Před 3 lety +36

      ​@@lealie116 wdym as if she doesnt exist, are you a conspiracy theorist, or just hearing things

  • @kyubiPlays_
    @kyubiPlays_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    philza is the batman

  • @hoe9666
    @hoe9666 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Little did tommy know that he would get Legally married to his best friend for a bit :D

  • @wisp
    @wisp Před 3 lety +15103

    MARRIED MAN PHIL IS COOL AND OLD

  • @AKiwi
    @AKiwi Před 3 lety +5010

    cant wait for tommy to make a “I SPOKE TO WOMEN” playlist

    • @LayeequeGaming
      @LayeequeGaming Před 3 lety +7

      lol

    • @-.bread.-9324
      @-.bread.-9324 Před 3 lety +1

      Pffftttt same

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety +14

      To the person who’s reading this: you’re very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into CZcams recommendation. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated ⛅️⛅️

    • @madtchap3450
      @madtchap3450 Před 3 lety +8

      Lol he made a “Speaking to family members in Minecraft” playlist

    • @mi.janLuna
      @mi.janLuna Před 3 lety +5

      @@umbra2633 shut up spammer

  • @Hachurui41
    @Hachurui41 Před 2 lety +8

    And a year later, Tommy has tried to take Mumza's advice, and failed

  • @0wn1r
    @0wn1r Před 8 měsíci +2

    I cant imagine if Molly sees this video

  • @ZachOWott_
    @ZachOWott_ Před 3 lety +1560

    What if 16 years later, Phil makes a video called "I convinced TommyInnit that his wife isn't real"

  • @Taco169
    @Taco169 Před 3 lety +4790

    “ Just killed a woman feeling good” well this explains a lot..

  • @Luciferthekingofpurgitory
    @Luciferthekingofpurgitory Před 6 měsíci +1

    Philza: you can’t just marry a stranger
    Maxfosh: I’ve done that twice

  • @EmperorSarnie
    @EmperorSarnie Před 2 lety +2

    Tommy: I can't meet a TikTok girl
    His first date: A Scottish tiktoker

  • @sojoum6363
    @sojoum6363 Před 3 lety +1919

    alternate title: tommy and his brother try to make their dad get divorced and make him marry an object

  • @trainbiboi4595
    @trainbiboi4595 Před 3 lety +1267

    Wilbur’s going to get married one day and his wife will see this video and divorce him

  • @Ela-kd3nx
    @Ela-kd3nx Před 21 dnem +1

    Tommy: "I feel in the mood in getting married"
    Phillza: "You need to find some one who wants to marry first"
    Also Tommy: "I tricked my best friend into marrying me!"

  • @makaylam303
    @makaylam303 Před 2 lety +2

    Legend has it Wilbur and Tommy are still trying to gaslight Ph1lza to this day.

  • @jogos4ever801
    @jogos4ever801 Před 3 lety +811

    Expectation: talking to Phil’s wife
    Reality: *what if we r e m o v e t h e c o n c e p t o f g r a v i t y*

    • @annenymous
      @annenymous Před 3 lety +15

      Quality content either way 👌

    • @ID_e_OFFC
      @ID_e_OFFC Před 3 lety

      @F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE what the FUCK

    • @justakid2804
      @justakid2804 Před 3 lety

      @F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE EW

  • @Quartzneedstherapy
    @Quartzneedstherapy Před rokem +2

    I love how philza refers to himself as half a stack years old

  • @bibidibabidiboo3013
    @bibidibabidiboo3013 Před rokem +2

    the change tommy went through in 2 years is really cool

  • @RealStarGazerFox
    @RealStarGazerFox Před 3 lety +2591

    Phill: I sprinted at a theft
    My brain: Philza Minecraft is so brave, he’s the bravest man I’ve ever met

  • @pixiethealienkitty1894
    @pixiethealienkitty1894 Před 3 lety +1829

    *Philza be tryna convince Tommy not to speedrun marriage.*

  • @unicornyoutube7587
    @unicornyoutube7587 Před 9 měsíci +1

    If you can't have them, beat them.

  • @hanglowstyles6175
    @hanglowstyles6175 Před 2 lety +3

    Tommy: how do I speed this thing up?
    Dream joins the call *speedrun music playing*

  • @andregonzalez6112
    @andregonzalez6112 Před 3 lety +2898

    Why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of crying and he’s going through puberty

    • @clementflynn2926
      @clementflynn2926 Před 3 lety +163

      i think he was definitely intoxicated

    • @kavlynpounds5466
      @kavlynpounds5466 Před 3 lety +97

      Ya either that or he’s sick 😂

    • @ForTheLoveOfEline
      @ForTheLoveOfEline Před 3 lety +208

      Ghostbur u uncultured boomer goofs

    • @Skeptixx
      @Skeptixx Před 3 lety +79

      Ghostbur.....

    • @kavlynpounds5466
      @kavlynpounds5466 Před 3 lety +30

      @@ForTheLoveOfEline I had seen some stuff about ghostbur but I don’t know the whole story about what happened

  • @APersonTM
    @APersonTM Před 3 lety +1579

    Wilbur: you have no wife
    Phil: I still have the ring on my finger
    Tommy: *-EAT IT*

    • @guadalupe3759
      @guadalupe3759 Před 3 lety +6

      LMAOOO

    • @APersonTM
      @APersonTM Před 3 lety +13

      @LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber nah he’d just be doing kettle sounds

    • @Ranjithpullukattu
      @Ranjithpullukattu Před 3 lety +3

      @LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber i take a ring...... AND EAT IT

    • @anxiousshowercurtain1630
      @anxiousshowercurtain1630 Před 3 lety +1

      @LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber this had nothing really to do with Dre 🤠

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 Před 3 lety

      @LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuberi think they mean u brought up dre when he's not even involved lol

  • @janesanders2728
    @janesanders2728 Před měsícem +2

    8:55 I wouldn’t ask Wilbur if I were you Tommy.

  • @CaptainDV
    @CaptainDV Před rokem +3

    I love how whenever will enters the chat, hr always find a way to maneuver the conversation into a cursed bit.

  • @axlpce
    @axlpce Před 3 lety +1339

    "Just killed a women, feeling good"
    -Tommyinnit, in real life edition

    • @cersys8007
      @cersys8007 Před 3 lety

      Just got 500 feeling good

    • @umbra2633
      @umbra2633 Před 3 lety

      Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

    • @axlpce
      @axlpce Před 3 lety

      @@strike4762 He will use the lawn mower and his diamond sword

  • @vi5817
    @vi5817 Před 3 lety +17245

    “How old are you?”
    “I’m half a stack years old”

    • @hilosmilos1745
      @hilosmilos1745 Před 3 lety +1106

      Words of a real gamer

    • @vi5817
      @vi5817 Před 3 lety +217

      @@hilosmilos1745 of course

    • @lemony.118
      @lemony.118 Před 3 lety +586

      tommy’s quarter stack years old

    • @ethanlee8462
      @ethanlee8462 Před 3 lety +29

      Yes

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt Před 3 lety +127

      Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
      A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

  • @lionelabayan2020
    @lionelabayan2020 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Hey your my girlfriend. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️

  • @07JoannaB
    @07JoannaB Před 5 měsíci +1

    The fact that Tommy legally got married to Tubbo is fucking hilarious now. 😂

  • @crowned_moth
    @crowned_moth Před 3 lety +728

    Phil: Marriage is a big commitment
    Tommy: i’m in the MOOD for a wife

    • @PrettyFlower7777
      @PrettyFlower7777 Před 3 lety +6

      XD

    • @Owlroses
      @Owlroses Před 3 lety +4

      And When He Isn't?

    • @P13CK
      @P13CK Před 3 lety +7

      He’ll speed run the marriage the music will be dreams manhunt music

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia Před 3 lety +1

      @@Owlroses That’s when we get out the lawnmower.

    • @Owlroses
      @Owlroses Před 3 lety +1

      @@KeitieKalopsia lol

  • @icreatedthisjustnow7830
    @icreatedthisjustnow7830 Před 3 lety +1055

    "i am a 16 and definitely not married"
    wait until the grind hears about this smh

    • @Kataza_
      @Kataza_ Před 3 lety +30

      He’s not supposed to date women because she’s married to the grind yet here he is :(

    • @bananoverlord6962
      @bananoverlord6962 Před 3 lety +1

      wait who tf is the grind

    • @catsburgers
      @catsburgers Před 3 lety +4

      @@bananoverlord6962 i believe its a joke Tommy made thats 'canon' in the dreamsmp.i think on the wiki its in his info

    • @gh05tb0yz
      @gh05tb0yz Před 3 lety +3

      @@bananoverlord6962 tommy’s married to the grind (the grind isnt a person just think of it like when u grind out levels in a game)

  • @user-uq7nt1xc8h
    @user-uq7nt1xc8h Před 4 měsíci +2

    Tommy: "I'm not married"
    Well... Now, he is

    • @jetboy531
      @jetboy531 Před 3 měsíci +2

      You didn't expect who tho

  • @mkdaweirdo3889
    @mkdaweirdo3889 Před rokem +3

    "We were on the beach"
    "Yeah crying!"
    "You gave me pebbles?"
    "Yeah to cheer you up cause you were crying."
    I died at this part 😆

  • @sketchykitten3640
    @sketchykitten3640 Před 3 lety +5135

    Tommy: “I want to get married”
    Ph1za: *you don’t have enough experience for that enchantment*