TF2 Player Touches Water

water

[@-_Spiral_-]

My question is how did he survive getting outside

[@help6961]

11 pocket meds

[@ANIMESLAYER33]

Only 11? Dang fresh air got nerfed

[@rebelboi88]

It's payload.

[@mmmsubway3417]

They nerfed grass in payload, not air. Air was nerfed in CTF

[@GrumpusAirsoft]

yes

[@BluestSoldier]

Lead poisoning through water is the most dangerous it has ever been, truly.

[@marcuso7350]

Actually canon that Teufort water is contaminated with lead and soldier has lead poisoning

[@LosPollosHermanosEmployee]

@@marcuso7350 hence Ms Pauling gives the mercs bottled water lol

[@NotWendy3]

@@marcuso7350 However, Bananabay is not anywhere in Teufort's general area.

[@binghalim1852]

Soldier would think that the bottled water was smuggled into the base by the enemy and kept drinking lead poisoned tap water

[@PepperoniMilkshake]

The fact that he had to step on grass to get there means he was already weakened. He couldn't possibly survive that, rest in pepperoni...

[@flamingkittyumad]

That's overwatch players, you think a tf2 player is that weak?

[@crimsonboi]

@@flamingkittyumad sir we are even worse

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

​​@@flamingkittyumadwe cant even survive breathing unconditioned air

[@flamingkittyumad]

@@crimsonboi "WE" ok, Overwatcher player

[@crimsonboi]

@@flamingkittyumad never played overwatch, i thought it was porn just a few months ago

[@elbowpastatime]

I saw the punchline from a million miles away and I'm still wheezing with laughter ggs

[@Jaycobb07]

I thought your comment said "wheezing with laughter eggs" 🗿

[@weedcat2995]

@@Jaycobb07 same

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

@@Jaycobb07 THE EGGS WILL LAUGH.

[@maurodesouzaferreyra6330]

Heavy Weapons Guy
Type: Ground / Rock

[@cmanhanks1]

Oof

[@moondrop11]

as a tf2 player that actually touched water, i confirm this is true.

[@trungletime]

How on earth did you manage to survive? Just how strong are you?

[@TrueConscript]

@@trungletime the dead ringer

[@moondrop11]

@@trungletime i deadringered out.

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

​@@trungletimeI suspect he was in fact, Übercharged

[@FFFr3sHHH]

​@@trungletime overheal

[@johnx140]

A TF2 player? I thought they were a myth! Ive never seen one before outside!

[@ramstra4135]

solider mains trying to take a bath:

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

**demo* mains trying to take a bath:

[@ramstra4135]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx nah solider mains

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@ramstra4135 demo cannonically dies if he ingests water.

[@ramstra4135]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx wait fr?

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@ramstra4135 check the comics

[@ZoofyZoof]

Every gamer can touch grass
Water is where the real challenge is at.

[@unclespy5921]

I survived a drop of water to my forehead… I had to use my dead ringer to survive the immense pain..

[@smolreimu2792]

Imagine if the new insult from today was "Your father was a TF2 player"

[@luciferthefetuseater]

"your father was a tf2 player and your mother smelt of ligma"

[@cmanhanks1]

CoD players be like

[@Maxsteel_4014]

Cant take a shower on 2fort

[@HapyXD]

Very good video 11.74646/10

[@windowsxseven]

Wow, that's an oddly specific number. Mind explaining how you got to that, chief? Besides the obvious "iz randem roflcopter!!1!"? Because when you start rating things and assigning them numbers you're dealing with REAL LIFE CONSEQUENCES and ILL EFFECTS, and you're playing with fire if you're just doing it for 'kicks"' and giggles with NO REGARD WHATSOEVER as to how it might impact others. Just wanted to let you know I got my eye on you, unless you prove yourself worthy of doing such a thing.

[@HapyXD]

@@windowsxseven I just wanted to be funni, I didn’t mean harm man D:

[@HapyXD]

Please spare me and my family I love them,

[@nintendosaber1184]

We need the sequel: TF2 Player Touches Grass

[@TimothyNeu1986]

How did I know the Heavy would killbind when he touched the water? Is it a TF2 thing where Killbinding is part of the soul of TF2?

[@flamethegame1]

Yes

[@Slavesforsale1]

So called "free thinkers" when a fellow mercenary suddenly dies without cause.

[@practic4l349]

*killbinds*

[@waltuh11121]

@@Slavesforsale1 -> Schadenfreude

[@Rasp_berri]

@@waltuh11121 -> killbind / explode

[@sebastianaxdalstergaard1959]

I’m surprised he even managed to get outside

[@SectusOG]

TF2 player gets dangerously close to touching grass.

[@dogemaster9676]

scary, he almost sort of showered

[@NintendoNerd64]

they're not dirty, they're the entire concept of dirt

[@JP-ye8it]

I remember when I touched water

[@buecomet831]

Man that was the most heartbroken death I have seeb. It was so sad it makes a grown man cry, 😥

[@Reimu__Hakurei]

“come in the water is fine”
The water :

[@CrudDeposit]

It’s like that guy who smoked shit out of a pipe took a bath and died because of it

[@LeFrancht27]

As a Soldier main who always flies above those pesky wet water, can confirm this is what happens when we land here because of miscalculation.

[@True-man0124]

My sense of humor instantly hit an all-time low.

[@OfficialAlfiethegamer]

That reminds me of a fun thing I did with my friend in one of the left for dead games. Pretty sure some of you should know this but with my friends we'd done this little challenge to try and survive the sewage water that kills you once you touch it, but the hitbox was seemingly not all of it itself so we thought about trying to stay as close to the death box as possible. And one time my friend failed to survive and his ragdoll went straight to god knows where (Probably Ohio or something 💀)

[@TGSuineg]

I knew it was coming and I still chuckled.

[@Torpoint.]

when you drink warm water

[@dustyGkicks]

that heavy substance is hydrophobic

[@rema0126]

I was expecting the cow mangler kill effect, this works too, or explosion

[@elithris]

was expecting 50 neon annihilator pyros to swarm in

[@electropop6347]

I was really expecting like 57 pyro sharks to turn the corner when he got in

[@timmy6890]

Water got into his circuit

[@keeogwi7651]

the end took me by surprise lmao

[@red_d849]

me seeing the two oars and remembering “i see two oars and one wh-oar here” lmao

[@wizardbrandon3544]

i really thought a billion sign pyros were going to come out of nowhere

[@canthole8050]

I could touch when you least expect it, like when you're in the dryer.

[@steelfighter55]

I was hoping the water would just turn into a big pool of brown from all the gamer gunk

[@explodingstopmotion]

That must have been titanic cold water

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

He went outside, had to go through fresh air, sunlight AND a line of grass to get there, had to walk on SAND and we all know sand absolutely sucks, AND FINALLY TOUCHED WATER.
You KNOW all that was too much at once.

[@thing.]

this is definitely when the tf2 player touches water

[@tonyfuentes6104]

He's sleeping with the fishes now

[@gorgeous1fangirl]

Didn’t think I’d laugh this hard

[@irtazakhan2243]

Next TF2 player touches grass (IMPOSSIBLE 100%)

[@HailMyMetal666]

It's canon of Demoman does this.

[@johnnyboy424]

cats when they jump into the bath full of acid

[@direwolf8080]

John Marston goes for a swim 1911 colorized

[@houseflygaming]

house fly gaming

[@bulldog8080]

fly killer gaming

[@isopod_gaming-real-]

I get it, but one one gains the mental fortitude to even look at the pacific, it’s not that much harder to take a step in, try again little heavy, we know you can do it.

[@TheMadFelcher]

Inaccurate, That weird blue shit is far too scary

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

stay hydrated kids, or else you'll become a sweaty tryhard like heavy here

[@Chikn2532]

at least you made sure not to touch any grass

[@cidredwood6170]

I imagine for Tf2 player talks to someone irl it would just be the explode killbind

[@vendett.a]

Heavy en la playa

[@Jervius]

I expected pyrosharks to appear

[@bananaman8939]

The alligators are a tf2 players biggest fear
No wait, water is but alligators are in the water

[@MemeAMeme]

Geodude when you hit him with a water gun be like

[@pufferfish4450]

Dear god...

[@newarmies]

I agree with this video, really explains the deterioration of the world economy very well

[@7oak450]

in totally real lore, heavy dies when touching water

[@SanryoBrosYT]

It would be so cool with the cow mangler kill effect

[@delta_azahrus3122]

What would really happen: "Virus" Pannacotta Fugo jojo part 5 theme

[@weedcat2995]

I too have a stroke when I touch water

[@ather1717]

now THIS is the uality content we needed

[@MouthMuffler]

sequel: TF2 player touches grass

[@killykaze]

NO GODDAMN WAY!!!!!!

[@FrancisL4D]

Hammarby elr djurgårn!?

[@Dee_JayDJ]

AD:KLJHADLAIJKYU GFG I fucken called it and I'm still laughing, god dammit

[@BoBrEiGs]

Try Not to Shower challenge: Impossible! You better watch it to believe it

[@ShockInazuma]

Touching grass? Nah, I touch water.

[@nike5772]

You missed a key step in trying to touch water, trying to touch grass can be the solution to this very sophisticated problem

[@Fantiguos]

Thats a really nice map though ngl.

[@tokolof338]

Bad water

[@bulldog8080]

lol the map XD

[@donkeykongepic5471]

He needed alcohol

[@dinkthegreatest]

tf2 tragedy

[@CandlezOFF]

and people say that water is life...

[@BottleOScrumpe9981]

Ohhhhh Nooo!!!!!! That heavy is dead by just touching the water???? Is this a work of enemy STANDO???

[@sensibledog09]

Imagine scout getting a water gun for a weapon,god it'll insta kill everything

[@Jak_Grajeda]

I thought we needed to touch grass, not water.

[@carlosflor9734]

Spy mains

[@larryfartbubbler8440]

i never noticed the big pile of shit in this map before

[@Pyromaniax]

POV: GTA 3

[@bulldog8080]

pov : yes

[@AndyMustDie]

Huh. So that's what water looks like.

[@erikchristensson4538]

Nah bro that aint water, thats piss.

[@bumpermanthesecond615]

Gamers when they touch shower

[@hektorokles]

crazy

[@pumpkingpie2938]

Imagine if he had touched grass...

[@berchead12]

as a tf2 player i can confirm that if we touch water we would insta die
thats why i prefer touching milky milk milk

[@hmpang4996]

omg that thing was rope, I thought it was 💩

[@old.laptop.gamer_]

water

[@someone--red9217]

Water

[@CCdukes]

Byoutiful

[@dumbasscrybaby]

Water in Flint, Michigan really do hit like that...

[@tubagus.a2159]

Cant have shower in tf2💀

[@zinney9316]

hmmmmm.....wotor.....

[@FrancisL4D]

Peak comedy

[@typeracer2096]

oh

[@themiamimutilator]

unrelated but this is literally such a chill map without the constant gun fire

[@colasap]

He didnt wait 60 minutes after eating

[@dis7433]

water white

[@bulldog8080]

XD

[@SaboTheFish]

0:10 he touched grass too??